but jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy!se ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that's a beautiful crowd right there. new york city crowd representing. welcome -- welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] that's all that matters. welcome, everybody. welcome. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for being here. here's what people are talking about. i don't know what's wrong with people. i just -- i just saw that six employees at l.a.'s cedars-sinai hospital have been fired for snooping through kim kardashian's medical records. yeah, kim was upset. she said it was an invasion of her privacy, and this is nice, all three of her cameramen agreed. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, well, that's good. that's good. >> jimmy: total invasion. total invasion. [ a

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everyone! that's very, very nice! please sit down. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys, justin timberlake is here! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] he is here, and he will be performing a new song every night this week. [ cheers and applause ] monday is going to be sexy. [ cheers ] tuesday, sexy. [ cheers ] wednesday's going to be really sexy. [ cheers ] thursday, we're going to take a break from sexy. [ laughter ] and then friday, we're bringing sexy back. that is what we're going to do the whole week. [ cheers and applause ] you know, i had to do it. just get it out of the way. >> steve: you had to say it. >> jimmy: before we get started, i want to take a second to address some rumors that have been going on about me and what i might do next. i just want to say that the rumors are true. i will be taking over for joy behar on "

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about! welcome, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] that's a great new york city crowd right there. welcome, everyone, to "late night with jimmy fallon." hey! [ cheers and applause ] you guys doing good? oh, yeah. it's a hot show. it's a hot show tonight. here's what people are talking about, you guys. today was the first day that cardinals started voting for the new pope. yeah. everyone has already voted. except the cardinal from florida, who's still trying to figure out how the ballot works. i don't know -- what's up with florida, but it just happens. but in accordance with the vatican tradition, the cardinals in the papal conclave will release white smoke when a pope is chosen. the practice was started by those two ancient leaders, cardinal cheech and cardinal chong. [ laughter ] i didn't know it. it was on "60 minutes," they talked about it. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: -- john 4:20. >> jimmy: dave's not here, man. yo

when we come back, he talks about working with jimmy fallon.th us. ♪ [music break] >> this is democracy now!, democracynow.org, the war and peace report. i'm amy goodman. we are speaking to ahmir "questlove" thompson of the group the roots. he is out with his first book, "mo meta blues: the world according to questlove." it is the 40th anniversary of hip-hop. i asked questlove to talk about the tv show "soul train" and its host don cornelius. first, a few highlights from the show. ♪ >> soul train, the hippest trip in america. ♪ wish you love, peace, and soul. >> ahmir "questlove" thompson, you have a book coming out soon about that show and you tweet pretty frequently showing the lips you have in your personal library. probably -- i" is grew up in a household where tv really wasn't allowed unless it was educational programs or pbs. and music programs i was allowed to watch. n mytearents would let me wake up a little bit after musical acts.tch train" was probably the most important show of all video, before the age of where you going to see your

jimmy fallon is happening next. jimmy!ers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >>> as you can see, the white smoke is coming out of the chimney, located above the sistine chapel, which means a new pope has been chosen. and we are getting reports that it is cardinal jorge mario bergoglio, the archbishop of buenos aires, now known as pope francis i. coming up later in the week, all new episodes of "clergy shore," "keeping up with the corinthians," "wafer swap," and "the big bang is just a theory." but coming up right now it's "late night with jimmy fallon." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome! [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much, everybody. welcome! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. it's going to be fun. a lot of cool stuff. here's

help, "late night with jimmy fallon?" at one took me even more than a second, but i think i see where you're going with that one, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> come on, help. help, help wanted, wanted dead or alive, bring you back to bon jovi, "livin' on a prayer," prayer circle, circle circle dot dot, now you got the cootie shot, shot in the arm, bringing it back to lance armstrong, "strong enough to be my man" by sheryl crow, just connected the exes, two x's, dos equis, the most interesting man in the world, world of warcraft, kraft macaroni and cheese, easy mac, big mac, mac attack, heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack, bringing it back to billy joel, joel mchale, talk soup, talk shoop, bringing it back to salt n pepa, "push it," pull it, bop it, twist it, oliver twist, please sir, have some more- gan freeman, bringing it back march of the penguins and madagascar-ly rae jep-sons of anar-key lime pie, pythagorean theorem, a squared plus b squared equals c squared, c.c. sabathia, new york yankees, yankee doodle, labrad

for a lot of couples who have struggled to have a child, including new dad jimmy fallon, sharing his story tonight with savannah guthrie. "nightly news" begins now. >>> good evening. i'm lester holt sitting in tonight for brian. if you've found yourself in front of a computer lately trying to find cheap air fair, then you know how frustrating it can be. it's no secret there are fewer seats to be had as airlines have cut capacity. and a wave of mega mergers have swept names like northwest, continental and airtran into history. today the government put its foot down and blocked the merger between american airlines and us airways, which combined would be the world's biggest airline. contrary to what those two carriers have been saying, the deal will reduce competition and force us all to pay more to fly. nbc's tom costello has a story from one of the airports that could be most impacted by all this, washington's reagan national. tom? >> reporter: hi, lester. justice says if this deal goes through, this mega airline would control 69% of the takeoff and landing slots here at reagan nation

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! lause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ah, that feels good right there. that feels good! thank you very much. great new york city crowd. welcome, everybody to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's all that matters. welcome to the show and thank you for watching at home. here's what people are talking about. anthony weiner. [ laughter ] he's still not going away. he's still running for mayor here in new york despite all of the sex scandals. in fact, he just released a 19-page booklet with new proposals on how to improve life in new york city. which sounds good until you find out it's a pop up booklet. [ laughter ] [ applause ] actually one of weiner's proposals is to create 100,000 more parking spaces around the city. when they heard that, new york was like, "sex scandal? what sex scandal. let's go! let's get those parking spots! i love anthony weiner! weiner for mayor. i love that guy!" [ cheers and applause ] tony wein! mitt

goodbye, jimmy fallon.laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about! fantastic crowd! thank you! that's a great new york city crowd. welcome. welcome, everybody to "late night with jimmy fallon." already guys feeling good tonight, i can feel it. [ cheers and applause ] well, welcome. thank you for being here. here's what people are talking about. it's a pretty big deal. jeff bezos, the ceo of amazon.com, just bought the "washington post" for $250 million. yeah. it was weird. he just walked into the "post" headquarters and said, "add to cart." [ laughter ] and it worked. and this is cool, since he bought it before 11:00 a.m., he got same-day delivery. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] of course, jeff bez

it has to do with two things, jimmy fallon and pi. explain. get the scissors ready. the pixie cut is all the rage in hollywood. beyonce the latest star to cut her locks. could you pull off that look? this morning with help from the stylist that cut beyonce's hair in the past, britney as you can see there, a volunteer from the crowd about to find out. no turning back now britney. >> it will be all right. >> it's going to be good and to electronic devices and what really goes on in the cockpit we're going to wrap up our ask the expert series with a veteran commercial pilot. >> a lot to get to this morning. but let us head inside -- >> we love you too. >> they really are your people. >> they are my people. >> they are really your people. natalie has a check of the top stories. good morning. >> good morning savannah, willie and al. good morning everyone. more rain will add to the misery today in parts of the south and midwest already hit by flash flooding. firefighter hearsay to rescue people from the roofs of their cars and homes thursda

he's also appeared on late show with david letterman and late night with jimmy fallon. all right. hit the cooler. let's start with after the president's appearance with jay leno, he took time to call jimmy fallon to talk about his future. >> i can't believe i'm about to take over "the tonight show." >> yeah, i know. you know, i just don't get it. >> what don't you get? >> i just don't get it. why would nbc do this? jay still number one in the ratings. i mean jimmy fallon taking over for jay leno, that's like biden taking over for me. >> sticking with fallon, brian william recovering from knee surgery. that doesn't mean he's not up for some performance on late night. >> this here is a jam. all that fellows trying to do what those ladies tell us get shot down because you overzealous, play hard to get females get jealous. okay. go to a party. girls, showing body. chick walks by. you're standing on the wall. text her. could care less about the five year glowing. theater gets dark just as start the show and find a woman sitting in your world. she's dressed in yellow. she says hello. co

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! s what i'm talking about, right there! great new york city crowd. looking good tonight! yeah! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys feeling good, huh? [ cheers ] welcome. here's what -- here's what people are talking about. president obama gave a big speech yesterday on the economy. a really big speech. it was actually longer than his last state of the union address. though it should be noted that he opened with, like, 20 mutes of anthony weiner jokes. [ laughter ] too easy. they write themselves. but everyone's still talking about anthony weiner. they're -- all of his new sexting scandal. in fact, last night, weiner was at a forum for all the -- [ laughter ] weiner was at a forum -- >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: for all the candidates for mayor. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: and he actually got booed by the crowd. [ audience oohs ] which got even worse when weiner was, like, "boobs, where?" [ laughter ] >> steve: weiner. >> jimmy: and now, i'm sure you all know.

we'll have part one of a candid interview with jimmy fallon.winnie. we'll talk to him about fatherhood and their struggle to have a baby. we'll find out the meaning of her name. there's a story. >> winnie, i like that name. i do. also ahead, are you one of those people you buy a lot at the store and tend to return a lot at that store. >> i've done it from time to time. it's on the up and up though. >> you're not a serial returner? >> no. >> we'll tell you why your favorite store maybe tracking you. >> next week is a special one around here. we're moving our whole show to the plaza while we spruce up studio 1-a. so we're making it fan appreciation week full of fun events and special surprises. so come on down. >> that includes our hunt for today's biggest fan. do you think you're the "today" show's biggest fan? submit a 30 second video telling us why. you can find out how on today.com. you can get a trip to new york city. are you sitting down? >> no. >> today's biggest fan will get vip passes to one direction. [ screaming ] >> when you say one d

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, very much. [ applause ] oh. [ applause ] that's what i'm talking about, right there. welcome, everybody. that's a great new york city crowd. welcome to the show, everybody. this is "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome. thank you for watching at home. here's what everybody's still talking about. anthony weiner. [ laughter ] see i -- here's the latest on this. now, yesterday in an interview with the spanish language channel, univision, anthony weiner said that he created the online name, carlos danger, as a joke. weiner was like "come on, what's funnier than the name carlos danger?" they we're like "uh, anthony weiner?" richard weiner. [ laughter ] i want to wish a happy early birthday to president obama, who turns 52 on sunday. happy birthday. [ cheers and applause ] yep. his friends and family are planning a big party, or as biden put it, "but no clowns, right?" [ light laug

on this day, jimmy fallon has sired an heir and future queen of "late night," winnie rose fallon. [ bellyankee slugger alex rodriguez could be banned for life for his involvement in the latest doping scandal. imagine watching baseball with no a-rod. it would be like watching the yankees during the playoffs. [ laughter ] nfl teams began reporting to training camp this week, where the players learn the basics to get them through the season. you know, bail bonds, alibis, plea bargains. they have so many legal issues you have to deal with. [ applause ] what do you think of this? west virginia's korey harris has been kicked off the team after he was arrested for first degree armed robbery. listen to this. he robbed a house wearing team sweat pants with his uniform number on them. [ laughter ] he's charged with robbery and being an idiot. [ laughter ] who robs -- well, a paper published by the national academy of science claims that dolphins give each other names. you know what the most popular dolphin name is? [ squeaking ] that is the most popular. [ applause ] i know it's stupid. well, it s

"jimmy fallon" happening right now! jimmy! >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> 886677 yukon. >> steve: and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you very, very much, everybody. oh my goodness. thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers ] that's what i'm talking about. what a great crowd. welcome, welcome. thank you so much. we are so excited. we got nominated for an emmy today, you guys. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's right. we got nominated for an emmy. you know what that means. it's time to iron my tuxedo t-shirt. [ laughter ] the nominations came out this morning. we're very excited here. i want to congratulate a lot of good nominees, but i want to congratulate the history channel their 10 part mini series, "the bible" was also nominated for any emmy. [ cheers and applause ] us, and "the bible." although it's

but jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy! >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> that's a great, great new york city crowd right there. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys doing good tonight? well, welcome. welcome and thank you so much for coming and thank you for being here. we're going to have fun tonight. here's what everybody is talking about. everyone is talking about beyonce has got a new haircut. [ laughter ] beyonce has a new haircut. she looks beautiful in anything. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: she would look beautiful bald. yeah, she has a new hair cut. she has hair. short, short hair. it's blond. do we have a photo of it? look at that. [ audience woo ] it's gorgeous. i think she looks beautiful. she always does. but her fans seem to be divided over this. yeah, some and say it's weird and un

and here he is -- jimmy fallon!d applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you very much. welcome, everybody. that's a good-looking crowd. welcome. thank you for being here, you guys. oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] that was way too nice. thank you. i love you, too. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys are feeling good, huh? [ cheers and applause ] that's good. i love the vibe. you're a rowdy crowd. i like that. let's see what everyone's talking about. the new iphone is coming out. i'm excited about this. >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: it just came out last week. and now a new one's coming out in a couple of months. [ light laughter ] the new one here is kind of scary. i heard that the new iphone is gonna have a new feature that keeps track of your every movement. [ light laughter ] yeah. then president obama was like, "right, new feature." [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. brand new. never existed before. speaking of the president, yesterday, obama met with the prime ministe

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, wow, fantastic welcome, everybody! you make me feel so good. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, and thank you for watching at home, too, but boy, if you are here -- [ cheers and applause ] here's what people are talking about, you guys. big, big, sports news today. it was just announced that alex rodriguez has been suspended from baseball for 211 games. but he said he's gonna appeal the decision and keep playing. >> steve: ooh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: even anthony weiner was like, "man, some people just don't know when to quit." [ laughter ] just get out. [ cheers and applause ] trust me. trust me. that's right, a-rod was suspended for buying performance-enhancing drugs from an anti-aging clinic down in florida. [ laughter ] 'cause if there's one place where people really know how to look young -- [ laughter ] -- it's florida. i wanna wish a happy bela

. >>> the 50 greatest musical performers, plus jimmy fallon put a new twist on robin thicke's hit song "blurred lines." >>> welcome back. let me take you through your weekend forecast. a few showers and storms will be hit and miss today. a little monsoonal moisture around tucson and phoenix. showers around seattle. cooler temperature bess hind this storm system that's kicked up to the north. it's brought down cooler air from canada. as far as the weekend goes, we warm it back up. the northwest looking better. 75 in washington. still warm in interior california. forecast has not changed for any coastal locations there in california, even into sunday. we remain status quo. temperature even in los angeles has been on the cooler side as we go throughout the summer and interior sections will be warm but not oppressively hot from reno to boise to salt lake city. >>> some good weather for the last month of our summer vacation. first weekend of august. >> slow it down. >> it's going fast. >>> hollywood heavyweights and a saturday morning cartoon will be competing for box office supremacy. "two

the series has inspired late night host jimmy fallon to consider a new look. he posted this photo on twitter. it looks like brian cranston but you'll see it's actually fallon. jimmy kimmel is jumping on the bandwagon here. he's pretty excited about "breaking bad's" final season. in fact, he has an idea for a spin-off of his own. check it out. >> now that "breaking bad" is near the end of its run, they need something to replace it. i think they should combine it with another long-rung and beloved show to make it into a program for kids. >> all along it was you! >> [ bleep ] -- nursing home. i'm a dying man who runs a car wash. my right hand to god, that is all that i have. >> tread lightly. >> i don't even know what to say about that. >>> finally, i figured i'd give everyone a lunch idea today. you better have your wallet. a gentleman in search of the most expensive fast food burger went to the jack in the box because he knew they'd literally make anything he ordered. the result? this 20-patty jumbo jack burger. it comes in at just over $38. and roughly about 9,

just get out. >> jimmy fallon wasn't just making jokes.s playing a serious game with seth meyers. it's called egg russian roulette. some are boiled and some are not. take a look. >> well done. >> oh! >> like a good detective, this is hard boiled. >> yes! >> he wins! >> that looks like a lot of fun. mumford and sons are a band known pr their style in clothes and sound. this video plays off their no nonsense reputation. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> that was heartwarming and moving and extremely funny. >>> finally, we like to shed light on cutting edge products. today we're talking about the donut ice cream sandwich. find the local to get your hands on one of these donut sandwiches. they are also offering an option. it's the mocha java chocolate donut sandwich. mika, please done tell me you wouldn't like to take a big bite of one of those. >> everything about what you just said is all wrong. and the way you said it and how you look saying it it too. thank you. >>> coming up on "morning joe, "-- what time is it? nbc news has learned the u.s. is now stepping up se

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! lause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. that is a good-looking new york city crowd right there. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. welcome to the show. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. thank you so much. i'm so excited tonight. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show of all shows. tonight we have jeff bridges on the show! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight we have stacy keibler on the show! >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and tonight i am very excited about our musical guest. [ cheers ] reuniting for the first time in almost 20 years, jesse and the rippers are on the show! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ jesse and the rippers, i cannot wait. when i told them they were performing at the end of the show, they were like, "how rude." [ laughter ] it was another hot day out there. wasn't it hot today? >> audience: yes. >> jimmy: the temperature is up to 190 degrees in new york city.

a late night battle right here, jimmy fallon or jimmy kimmel?> jimmy kimmel. >> fallon with $11 million per year. i would have gotten that wrong, too. >> with he both would have been wrong. >> guess what? we're complete losers. >> it's a tie. you were horrible. the new tv guide is coming out tomorrow. >> up next, hollywood's cutest kids revealed. strahan's girls, elvis' mini me grandbabies and the most fashionable twins. guess who? crazy video, honey boo boo's game of redneck wipeout? then two hot exclusives. is this america's next top supermodel? and david beckham thatted up and stripped down. >> what's he selling? >> who cares. >> plus, mike tyson's punchout with mario at the grove, coming up. >> well, this week's blu-ray giveaway epic is an action adventure fantasy about bugs like the one crawling on me here and we're giving away "epic" to our home viewers at extratv.com. but right now who wants our epic blu-ray? [cheers and applause] you by a," brought to kellogg's special k. >> coming up, cher's wild newspaper hairdo the first look at her f

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! eers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel the love! oh, yeah! absolutely! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody! you guys feeling good?! [ cheers and applause ] hot peanuts. hey, guys, everybody's still talking about the new pope. everybody. everybody's talking -- >> steve: everybody. >> jimmy: everybody, yeah. but i was doing research on this guy. it turns out, did you know that he was a chemistry teacher, a high school chemistry teacher? >> steve: no, i didn't know that. >> jimmy: yeah, he starts out a chemistry teacher and winds up the pope. as most people put it, "breaking bad" spoiler alert. [ laughter ] >> that's how it ends. >> jimmy: i also read that pope francis actually put himself through school by working as a bouncer at a nightclub. which will come in handy now that he's kind of now the bouncer for heaven. [ laughter ] "you know you can't come in dressed like that." check this out here, a bakery here in new york is already selling cookies with a picture of the ne

jimmy fallon or jimmy kimmel? >> jimmy kimmel. >> fallon with $11 million per year. i would have gotten that wrong too. >> we would be both wrong. >> we are both losers. >> we are ending as a tie. you were horrible, ladies. >> in sunday i will be glued to the tube watching the v.m.a.'s on mtv. but over on own, oprah has a revealing interview with one of the biggest names. teeny turner and her husband. >> i saw you as we were talking about the old days and ike. is it hard for you to share? >> o pulling no punches in her tina exclusive, touches on the years of abuse on ike and grilling turner on whether the queen of rock 'n' roll -- >> ♪ rolling on a river >> truly is retired? >> how hard was that to hang up the shoes? >> i have to be careful how i say this because the public will get it wrong. >> opened aslways. how she walked out on ike with 36 cents and a gas card in 1978 and never looked back. now an unbelievle 73, tina has $1 billion fortune. those legs and the one thing oprah never thought she'd have again, a new husband. >> literally went what. >>ina and irwin h

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome! thanks very much! fantastic, welcome, thank you very much. looking good. you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's what it's all about. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. i'm so psyched you're here, and thank you for watching at home. here's what everybody's talking about. it's still anthony weiner. [ laughter ] just -- anthony weiner -- it's just not getting any better for this guy. now his campaign's communications director is in trouble for calling a former intern a slutbag. [ laughter ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: slutbag. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i know, yeah. but weiner said that he'd take care of it. he promised to give them both a good texting to. [ laughter ] and that's his -- i appreciate that he's doing that. he really isn't helping himself. in an interview on monday, weiner refused to say whether or not he's still sexting with other women. he was like "look, for al

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and here he is -- jimmy fallon! rs and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about there, ladies and gentlemen! oh! looking fantastic right there! welcome, everybody! how fun! welcome to the show! this is "late night with jimmy fallon." oh, you guys are looking good out there. welcome to our show, and thank you for watching at home. if you're watching at home. or -- wherever you're watching the show. you should get home. everyone's talking about anthony weiner. everyone's got weiner on the brain. [ laughter ] things are not getting easier for this guy. in fact, it just came out that weiner has fallen to fourth place in the democratic race for new york city mayor. yeah. even worse, third place is a write-in candidate -- anyone else but weiner. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he's got a decent chance at winning. everybody is weighing in on this now. yesterday on fox news, donald trump -- he said that there's something mentally wrong with anthony weiner. [ laughter ] he said -- [ as trump ] that guy is dange

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! e ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! oh! that's what i'm talking about, right there! great new york city crowd. looking good tonight! yeah! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys feeling good, huh? [ cheers ] welcome. here's what -- here's what people are talking about. president obama gave a big speech yesterday on the economy. a really big speech. it was actually longer than his last state of the union address. though it should be noted that he opened with, like, 20 minutes of anthony weiner jokes. [ laughter ] too easy. they write themselves. but everyone's still talking about anthony weiner. they're -- all of his new sexting scandal. in fact, last night, weiner was at a forum for all the -- [ laughter ] weiner was at a forum -- >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: for all the candidates for mayor. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: and he actually got booed by the crowd. [ audience oohs ] which got even worse when weiner was, like, "boobs, where?"

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and here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, please, welcome! thank you guys so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that's a great crowd. that's a great -- everybody -- everybody excited for st. patrick's day weekend? [ cheers ] i wish that you guys at home could be here, 'cause the whole studio smells like a mix of beer and shamrock shakes. it's is just -- [ cheers ] it is exciting. i'm irish, of course, and i celebrate st. patrick's day. but i don't drink. [ light laughter ] >> what!? >> jimmy: 'cause i think irish people are hard enough to understand when they're sober. [ laughter ] [ muttering ] the way my grandfather would talk. but there is a little controversy, you guys. organizers of the new york city st. patrick's day parade still won't allow any gay pride groups to march. [ audience boos ] mainly because parade officials don't want to embarrass themselves in front of people who really know how to throw a p

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you so much, everybody. look at this crowd. looking good out there tonight. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." i'm your host, da-da. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yes. it's been a crazy couple of days. i -- actually, it's one day. it was just yesterday. it feels like it's been four -- i'm at a four-day conference or something. it's very taxing on the fathers. i don't know how it is for the mothers, but very taxing. i'm emotionally drained. i'm the father of a beautiful baby girl. [ cheers and applause ] she's so cute. her name is winnie rose fallon, and she is so cute. [ audience aws ] she is five pounds -- i'm giving all the details. [ laughter ] five pounds, nine ounces. i got down to the ounce. that's how i weigh myself as well. [ laughter ] i got to lose a couple ounces. and she's so cute. having the baby -- and me and my wife are so happy, a

you can watch jay leno and jimmy fallon. kristen bell tonight. jack johnson is here. a beautiful show. the beautiful jimmy fallon coming up next. -- is hered only tonight [indiscernible] >> chris davis took a swing at the sports illustrated cover. drama coming up next. >> so much has gone wrong, it is easy to expect the worst. the orioles victory causes it relation. -- causes elation. fans witnessed some monster homeruns. , the bottom five for chris davis. a bit of history on the cover of sports illustrated. his 46 this season. they take a 4-2 lead. the orioles defense against -- top nine, jim johnson did not close. , what a tag. ended -- i have evertag seen. it was textbook. he starts in the front. he catches the ball. >> i think he could do that. the red sox were in san francisco. the top two unloaded. two run shot. then it is 2-0. the pop-up. it is a gift run-scoring double. oh my. the is a 3-1 shot. the orioles keep pace. the ravens made a move on wednesday. they traded david reed to the colts. it made sense for ozzie newsome. the selection -- it looks great. he a

jimmy fallon is taken care of, jimmy kimmel, everybody. >> we want to say we're very sorry. >> jiminyrk, and jake walked in, suit drenched, sat in the chair and held a meeting as if everything was totally normal. >> i love that. >> i love it. >> i love to tease him but he's a good guy, you're very blessed. >> i know. and you are 60. >> hoda! you just said it. >> i'd like to take a brief moment to offer my apologies. >> that's my favorite one. you know what a shot is. it's all the way down. not that i've ever done one. oh, my gosh she did it. oh, oh, oh! >> 60 is good. oh! okay, hoda woman. this is a first for nbc news, by the way. oh, my gosh. do you feel like you're back in kappa kappa gamma? >> i just want to say we have a great show ahead of you. this is a reunion show. and it's kids and their parents -- stop looking at me that way. who have not seen each other in years. >> it's going to be very heart warming. who knows what condition hoda is going to be in by the time we get to that. but it's going to be awesome. what are we going to do with the biebster? >> justin bieber has been

after 22 years behind the desk, he is out and jimmy fallon is in. nbc expressed an interest in keeping the host on the network, if i'm not mistaken, haven't they tried this once before? >>> we have clouds, fog, where is the rain? i will tell you when it moves in, coming up. clouds and fog but no delays on 97. i will show you what the main lines look like and bring you the latest drive times coming up after the break. from maryland's most accurate forecast. >>> let's check out the temperatures this morning, we are warm, coming in 71 degrees, mount airy, 69 for a dew point. we are dealing with humidity out there. patchy fog in spots. we are headed to mount airy. plenty of cloud cover, throughout the day, we will see peeks of sunshine, partly sunny skies, we have the chance for showers in the forecast as well, thunderstorms especially as we head towards the afternoon. looking at the most powerful radar, not a lot going on. one isolated shower this morning, that was early this morning, 4:30, that is long gone, on the border of carol and baltimore. i adv

it's too good. >> let's watch jimmy fallon. >> you can't turn on the tv without some newscaster talking about weiner and it's actually kind of catchy. take a look. >> anthony weiner. >> anthony weiner. >> anthony weiner. >> weiner. >> weiner. >> weiner. >> anthony weiner. >> weiner. >> weiner. >> carlos danger. >> carlos danger. >> carlos. >> carlos. >> danger. >> anthony. carlos. >> weiner. >> weiner. >> danger. >> weiner! >> weiner! >> i like the way he buttoned it. >> i like it. >> i know, i know. >> if you're wondering about cindy leathers. >> is that her real last name? it's her real last name? somebody check on that, please. research team, amanda, one person. >> research team of one. anyway, sydney leathers spoke out on "inside edition" a little while ago and now she decided to go to the man himself, howard stern. you know how things are when howard stern is interviewing. let's listen to what she said of howard. >> the guy never met you face-to-face. i've had more contact with you already. you had to say to yourself this guy is one sick puppy. >> totally. especially after the firs

. >>> jimmy fallon took pictures. i'm mara schiavocampo. this is "early today." we hope it's your first stop of the day today here on nbc. >> you're watching wbal-tv 11. live, local, late-breaking. this is 11 news today at 5:00 a.m. >> good morning. the weather pattern has not changed very much. we will be dodging some raindrops. have your downpours are possible this afternoon. we are in the mid 70's and it is muggy. 73 in parkton. variable clouds and warm today with a chance for showers and thunderstorms. high temperature between 84 and 89. things are going to change over the weekend. >> 70 six degrees at the airport -- 76 degrees at the airport. >> artie donovan will be laid to rest today. that is the only reason i am willing to talk about. i would like to smack each one of them down. >> a couple taking a stand to up others to avoid becoming victims. where these burglaries are happening and how. back on the field playing someone besides themselves. >> we will take a look at your morning commute. we will [captioning made possible by constellation energy group] c

surrogacy has helped people like jimmy fallon live their dream of becoming parents. >> announcer: early today health brought by vagisil. >>> okay, now to business. >> richard, apple stock had its second best day of the year, up 5% after carl icon tweeted he's bought a sizable stake in the iphone maker. i con says he had a friendly chat with tim cook, urging him to return more of the company's cash to shareholders. >>> hyundai is recalling suvs in the u.s. and canada. the automaker says the vehicle could lose power if one of the axels fails. the recall affects the sante fe with front wheel drive. >>> coca-cola is running ads defending the safety of artificial sweeteners. the news comes as sales of diet sodas are falling down 3% last year. richard, back to you. >> thank you so much. >>> ford wants you to focus on this, the focus is now the world's top selling car with sales in china raising 153% from january to march. on the rumor mill, the sun newspaper is reporting warner bros. will offer christian bale $65 million to return. that movie, 2015's batman versus superman. >>> still ahead, t

opportunity to make fun of the lack of musical performances and made up his own dance routine, inchosing jimmy fallondges, robin thicke also performed later on. he actually had a few moves, right? >> yeah, he's talented. i'd rather see that than def punk. >> come on, bill. >>> time now for a look ahead. president obama will answer housing questions this afternoon in an online chat. you can submit questions on zillow. the president was in phoenix tuesday to talk about housing recovery. >>> also happy birthday to actress charlize theron and garrison keeler turns 71. >>> here's what's coming up later on the "today" show, al goes one on one with oprah about her new movie, lindsay lohan, and her milestone birthday. keep it right here for more news, weather, and sports. i'm betty nguyen, thanks for watching. >>> good morning, everybody. time 4:30. i'm jon kelley. >> i'm laura garcia-cannon. >> breaking news is a 1-year-old shot to death in oakland. police at a home on ghormley, from the exit of interstate 880. >> another body found inside of that home. you're on the scene. what is happening? what are you h

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news, alex rodriguez's suspension from baseball made him the butt of jokes on "late night with jimmy fallon." >> alex rodriguez has been suspended from baseball for 211 games but he's going to appeal the decision and keep playing. >> ooh. >> even anthony weiner was like, man, some people just don't know when to quit. >> wouldn't you love to see the two of them talk, though? >>> no one dies at a hunger games camp in florida, thankfully. instead of killing off tributes like they do in the popular book and film series, they claim lives by stripping away flags. the competitor with the most flags wins. >>> radar online is reporting sources close to teresa guidice says the real housewives star expects her husband, joe, to take the fall to keep her out of prison. the reality show couple is facing 50 years in prison and hefty fines if convicted on bankruptcy and fraud convictions. >>> sarah jessica parker admitted to a british newspaper that motherhood has made her manolo blanek a distant memory. she doesn't dress up much any more since being a mom requires a different kind of wardrobe. she is famo

jimmy fallon tweeted his transformation into the main character. he plans to parody it with "joking bad." >>> the sales person who allegedly refused to show oprah winfrey an expensive handbag inside a swiss boutique is fighting back in a newspaper interview. the unidentified woman is calling the media mogul's racism claim a lie saying if it had all taken place as she claimed, why has she not complained the next day at the wedding of tina turner with trudie goetz, my boss. >>> lady gaga, a leak forced gaga to release the track on monday. fans rallied in support by reporting illegal download sites. >>> finally, baby prince george could be getting his close-up on twitter. reports from british tabloids, will and kate are set to debut photos on the social media site as soon as next week. and, bill, everything, of course, has to come through twitter or facebook. >> they seem to be handling this way too well for new parents. >> down to earth. >> which is exactly what they said they wanted to do. >> i want to see the baby dressed up with like a crown, the