jimmy fallon the tonight show which ranks third has less than 2 million viewers a night on average. a lot of that has to do with the rise of the internet were audiences have splintered that make no mistake about it it's an astonishing difference. johnny carson was also a gold lined for nbc. >> "the tonight show" was generating 17% of all the profit for nbc and that's an astonishing share of income for one, 90 minute show after prime-time. no show ever make more money per carson was well paid for his efforts particularly in his later years but nbc made a great deal of money off of carson. i also want to bring to your attention the fourth issue that demonstrates the importance of johnny carson as a political and cultural figure of the 20th century. this may be the most important aspect of carson's career but one that has brought little attention from black ers. in the 1960s, it in the 1960s when segregation dominate many parts of this country it made "the tonight show" one of the most integrated places in america. his respectful tribute and promotion of a range of political and cultur

stephen colbert on cbs consistently exceeds the ratings of tonight show host, jimmy fallon.ho focuses less on humor. jimmy fallon, of course, is particularly famous for his hair tousling interview with candidate trump the night before the 2016 election, critics said was little more than trump. trump, by the way, had starred on nbc on the apprentice before he became a presidential candidate. i think it's fair to say that for all these positive accolades about johnny carson's program, it's important to remember that it also had flaws. there are certain things that the modern viewer would not find all that funny today. he had a character, aunt blabby, an elderly woman who, shall we say, did not age gracefully. it would be attacked as extraordinarily ageist today. he had another character, art fern, a leering parity of a sleazy television host that objectified women, from start to finish of the act. no modern comic would ever revive such characters today. it is also, i suppose, important to note that his personal life was far more turbulent than his professional life. in his you

stephen colbert on cbs consistently exceeds the ratings of tonight show host, jimmy fallon. who focuses less on humor. jimmy fallon, of course, is particularly famous for his hair tousling interview with candidate trump the night before the 2016 election, critics said was little more than trump. trump, by the way, had starred on nbc on the apprentice before he became a presidential candidate. i think would be attacked as extraordinarily ageist today. he had another character, art fern, a leering parity of a sleazy television host that objectified women, from start to finish of the act. no modern comic would ever revive such characters today. it is also, i suppose, important to note that his personal life was far more turbulent than his professional life. in his youth, he was a heavy drinker. as he admitted to mike wallace in a 60 minute interview, he often could become, a mean drunk. his extramarital affairs were legendary, and frequent, even by the standards of the celebrity circles in which carson moved. he had three sons from his first marriage, did not have good relation

i'm running down, i'm like, "-- and jimmy fallon." "what! you're doing that? > jimmy: what's his name? >> kameron carter. >> jimmy: kameron! kameron carter, you are a cool dude, and you have the best taste in late night comedians. [ cheers and applause i love you, kameron. i love you, kameron! >> we love you and kross, and kross >> jimmy: we love you. and be cool. we're cool, we're cool [ laughter ] let's talk about your new film, "you people," which is so funny. and you are just a breakout in this i mean, you just - >> oh, thank you >> jimmy: you can't take your eyes off you in this you're fantastic >> thank you >> jimmy: did you know jonah before this movie? >> i did not know jonah before this movie >> jimmy: he's great >> i -- jonah is really my homeboy in real life [ light laughter ] like, i love me some jonah hill >> jimmy: right? >> and when we first met, we met like - i think we had a meeting like a couple -- a couple weeks before we shot and there was this big ass - oos. [ laughter ] big -- >> jimmy: kameron, turn the channel. [ laughter ] >> he knows.

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studio 6b in rockefeller center in the hearto of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his ghtm guests - claire danes roman reignslles, comedian cathy ladman, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1787 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. come on, now [ cheers and applause thank you very much, everybody thank you very much and welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. [ cheers and applause that's what i'm talking about. that's a great crowd welcome. well, guys, everyone's excited about this - the nfl playoffs are this weekend. this is a big deal [ cheers and applause everyone watches it. the eagles are taking on the 49ers -- [ cheers and applause and the chiefs are up against the bengals for a spot in the super bowl right before the game, each coach is going to be like, "guys, remember, if we win, we get to see rihanna all right? come on, that's -- [ laughter and applause that's right, the chiefs/bengals game is a a rematch

stutudio 6b in rockckefeller cecenter in ththe of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, j join jimmy y and his guests - jerry seinfeld adamam devine, musical guest, bruce springsteen, and featuring the legendary roots crcrew >> questlove: 1753 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. hello. thank you very much, enjoy yourselves welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show. you're here. thank you for watching at home i want to wish everyone a very happy thanksgiving happy thanksgiving, everyone [ cheers and applause ♪ by now your pants have completed their journey from on, to unbuttoned, to who needs pants? [ laughter ] so, congratulations. please, get comfortable, relax you just did all the dishes. or you stood around pretending to be busy to avoid doing the dishes whatever you did [ light laughter ] and act -- actually i'd like to make a quick public service announcement, if i could, if you're still at someone's house watching me right now, everyone

i'm jimmy fallon this is my show! ht back with more "tonight show," everybody. get him out of here. >> jimmy: thank you, news of a a "m3gan" sequel in 2025 of course, m3gan will be a a teenager by then, so instead of murdering people, she'll just make cruel remarks that destroy their self-esteem. [ laughter and applause gh kids are so expensive, dad. now katie needs braces. imn maybe try switching your car insurance to progressive. you could save hundreds. i don't know, dad. ♪♪ maybe try switching your car insurance to progressive. you could save hundreds. that's a great idea, tv dad. but i said the exact same thing. some day when you're a father, you'll understand. i'm his father. it's not a competition. listen to your tv dad. drivers who switch and save with progressive save nearly $700 on average. did you know google makes a phone? do you know about its camera? like the way it fixes blurry photos. magically erases annoying distractions and even fixes photos taken with your old phone. so now that you know google make

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his t mr guests - john oliver, sam smit jh,lo comedian fahim anwary taerm anomd featurinfag the legeannda roots crew >> questlove: 1781 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, wow! i love you i love you right back! thank you very much. enjoy yourselves, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. [ cheers and applause "the tonight show," you made it let's get to some news well, guys, today the u.s. hit the debt ceiling, which means the federal government can't borrow any more money. yep. right now, the u.s. is $31 trillion in debt the country's so strapped for cash, george santos is emailing people pretending to be a nigerian prince. [ laughter ] that's right also, to make some extra money, it's now called the gillette mach three washington monument which i think is - [ laughter ] but republicans say they won't raise the debt ceiling unless there are drastic spending c

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallonken tonight, join jimmy and his tool guests - natasha lyonnek, nate barghgatze,tammfatajún vily br ianne howe!y and antonia gentry musical guest stephen sanchez,gn and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1784 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you, everyone, and welcome. [ cheers and applause welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. welcome. well, guys, everyone's talking about this today the nominations were announced for the 95th academy awards yeah [ cheers and applause leading the way with 11 nominations is the movie "everything everywhere all at once." [ cheers and applause it's a film about all the places they found president biden's classified documents [ laughter ] lady gaga and rihanna were nominated for best original song, but taylor swift was snubbed. [ audience oohs on the bright side, the album taylor writes about

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon: eb e rer tonight, join jimmy and his guests - lea michele, sadie si jnklo musical guest, dayglowontaju y and featurintag the legendary roots crsaewbodosigl >> questlove: 1777 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, come on! [ cheers and applause that is what i'm talking about welcome. thank you so much. welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. you made it. thank you for watching at home [ cheers and applause well, guys, tonight was the drawing for the $1.3 billion mega millions jackpot, the second largest in history. [ cheers ] the odds of winning were 1 in 302 million. [ light laughter ] but i have a system. i buy two tickets. [ laughter ] everyone always says that they'll be smart with the money, and then they spend the next three hours scrolling through photos of lawn fountains. like, "hey, i found one -- [ laughter ] but the lottery can be fun, especially when, before the draw

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy:ow. thank you very much. welcome. enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause you made it. thank you for watching at home well guys, everyone's talking about this last night the dallas cowboys knocked tom brady and the tampa bay buccaneers out of the playoffs [ cheers and applause yeah, and now fans want to know, will tom brady retire, or retire, then immediately unretire [ laughter ] yep, after the game brady was thinking about retiring, but then he saw the price of eggs and was like, "i can't retire now. [ laughter ] i don't know what else brady wants to accomplish, though. it's kind of like jeff bezos playing mega millions. it's like, you already have all the money. [ laughter ] after the game, when asked about his future, brady said, "it's just going to be one day at a time, truly." [ light laughter ] that wasn't all. he went on to say, "i'm looking forward to what's next, madly. [ laughter ] then he added, "i'

. >> good night. [ cheers a of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."sdenroll tonight, join jimmy and his guests - yara shahidi john leguizamoue e musical guest sg lewisinyadihnma and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1780 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you for being here thank you for being here, everybody. enjoy yourself i love you, i love you welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. [ cheers and applause you made it. thank you for watching well, guys, a new poll found that president biden's approval rating has not been affected by the classified documents scandal. [ light laughter ] today, biden said, "in that case, there's another 100 documents stashed in the pool house let's just get that out -- [ laughter ] right now, the white house is like, "all right, we just have to keep biden from singing 'happy birthday,' and it'll be smooth sailing from here." [ light laughter ] "happy birthday dear - happy birt

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon jlo tonight, join jimmy and his guests - aaron judge,ni jlo josh duhraamelue e shinon musical juguest fredn die gibbs featviuring anderorson .paak and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1783 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you very much. enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause very special, very special episode. you guys, i'm excited about this yankees superstar aaron judge is on the show tonight [ cheers and applause we love aaron judge. of course, aaron is so kind. backstage i asked for a selfie, and he was nice enough to pick me up for the photo. [ laughter ] i thought that was cool. last season, aaron hit 62 home runs, surpassing players like roger maris and babe ruth. and here's a fun stat. between the three men, biden's met them all [ laughter ] let's get to some news here. on friday, the fbi spent 13 hours searchi

a recent visit to the jimmy fallon universal orlando ride that might have turned hoda's daughter hopee loved you, but now yeah, she just -- she didn't throw up. jimmy, she was terrified where is jimmy no, get me out, get me out, get me out >> just like "the tonight show," they are all strapped in they are not allowed to leave. >> that's great. by the way, it is a fun ride for a grown-up >> there you go. >>> the grammys recording academy announcing the honorees for the special merit awards recipients spanning all genres we've got rock & roll hall of famers nirvana, '60s music legends the supremes, annie and nancy wilson of heart. this is a separate group it's an in-person show that happens grammy week where they get the special merit award, contributions given to music a way to acknowledge people. more artists, don't worry be happen singer bobby mcferrin, ma rainey, nile rodgers, so much, and the man known as hip hop's greatest storyteller, slick rick "the ruler." spotify, can anybody guess which song became the platform's most streamed track of all time >> something with taylor swift.

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the t tonighmyt show starring jimmy fallon>>de tonight, join jimmy and his guests - austin butler, rob gronkowski ythtoowg oc musicaesl guest tymmler hubbarsm and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1788 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that's the best crowd right there. thank you. welcome. enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause you're watching us thank you very much. guys, i want to say congrats to the kansas city chiefs and the philadelphia eagles on advancing to super bowl lvii [ cheers and applause ♪ yeah, to all chiefs fans, i want to say congratulations. to all the eagles fans, i want to say good morning. [ laughter ] you can tell philly partied hard last night because today the rocky statue is holding up tylenol and a gatorade [ laughter ] of course, everyone in kansas city is just as pumped this is the chief's third super bowl appearance

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallont tonight, join jimmy and his nt gufeests - aubrey plaza jalyn hall musical guest, sudan archives.he and featurmming the leingendaryu crews hataalda >> questlove: 1778 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh my goodness that's what i'm talking about. welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here. you made it. thank you for watching at home thanks for being here. yeah, welcome. enjoy yourself [ cheers ] well guys, i want to wish everyone a happy martin luther king jr. day [ cheers and applause it's such an important holiday and of course, leaders from all across the country have put out statements president biden said, "today we honor the reverend dr. martin luther king jr. by continuing his unfinished work to redeem the soul of america. vice president harris said, "let us all recommit to building a better, fairer, more equitable world. congressman george santos said, "mlk and i

i go, "hi, barbara, this is jimmy fallon thank you for taking my call." all you back it is sunday and i'm about to take my bubble bath. [ laughter ] i go, "awesome, okay." and so i said, okay. and then she called me back, and she goes, "okay, here's an interesting question i think this could be interesting. he lives in the white house with his wife, his mother-in-law, his two daughters. besides the dog, he's the only male in the family at the white house, what is that like?" and she nailed it. that was a great question. i used it -- that was my opener so i wanted -- i thanked her for that, and i thanked her for helping me, and for the great advice and after that she came on the show a bunch of times. and i did keep asking her if she would want to do a bathtub interview with me talking -- [ light laughter ] -- in a giant bathtub with bubbles. and it was probably into her third appearance, she said, "jimmy, i'm coming on the show, but please don't ask me again about the bubble bath interview. [ laughter ] she was a legend in journalism and in television and

bararbosa and featururing the lelegendary roots crew >> questlove: 1776 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallonheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause welcome to "the tonight show." hey, before we get started, everyone do me a favor check under your seats for any classified documents from the white house. [ laughter ] they just seem to be everywhere lately yeah, everyone is talking about this a second batch of classified documents were found at president biden's home in delaware good lord, apparently, presidents lose classified documents the way we lose airpods. [ laughter ] it's getting crazy now, instead of quarters, biden's finding classified documents behind kids' ears. it's like, "oh, look at that." [ laughter ] "the nuclear codes from iran." yeah, most of the new documents were found in biden's garage come on, these are the nation's top secrets. they should all be stored in that crazy puzzle box from "knives out 2. [ laughter ] "aim it towards -- another classified document was found in a room that biden calls his

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comedian, host of fox across america, jimmy fallon. he recently joined with his spin on the crazy world media mob and of course, the stumbling, bumbling president joe biden. >> take a look at some now. >> joe biden had a joint presser with french president macron earlier today where they touted their shared vision on far left climate cultism. and , of course, when it came time for questions. joey, your president, he suffered a few predictable stumbles. >> let's say take a look, see, there's a risk of generating divisions. i'll answer the last question. so i didn't hear any i didn't understand a word of it. don't answer it. no, and we take of it. no, look, i . the united states makes no apology and i make no apology since i voted for the legislation. we're talking about, i'm confident that it's my answer. okay, who's the next question? got my list here. and it's my turn to call on someone. >> right, okay. and keep looking at your screen. during last night's tree lighting ceremony, biden was wandering around, you know, appearing a bit cl

and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1773 >> steve: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. yeah thank you. appreciate that. enjoy yourselves, everyone welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home guys, this is very exciting. legendary actor al pacino is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause ♪ all i know is if al pacino were in congress, we would have had a speaker of the house on day one. [ laughter ] "vote for mccarthy, say hello to my little friend! [ laughter ] that's right everyone's talking about this. earlier, saturday morning after four days and 15 rounds of voting, kevin mccarthy was sworn in as speaker of the house. mccarthy was like, "i'm just glad it didn't go to a 16th vote that would have been humiliating. [ laughter ] i can't even imagine what mccarthy was going through it must have felt like sitting outside applebee's and waiting four days for your disk to buzz [ laughter ] "i'm in! i'm in i'm in!" after

joll, certainly not with jimmy fallon on our air. us now, the host of fox he jss america, fox news radio. he joins us . jimmy , now, it's great to see you. happy new year to that. it wasn't to cnn, though, host. right. tim who blacked out this time, but their actual coverage. i want you to watcath what n th happened when the clock actually struck 12:00 in new orleans. >> 12:00 thanks all ready for ts countdown. coun ♪idnight.td it is new year's stories happy ne. hey, jimmy , here's here's a problem. here yo'su can see a little countdown on the corner. it wasn't unti youl nineteen seconds after midnight. yeah. betty asked if everybody was way to start the countdown. well, it's just nineteen seconds. it's only now what's going the countdown at all.. don lemon did such a good job,uc laura . h they just offered him a show on cnn. plus, hey,show on man, come onl yoy u literally had, you know, the expression you had one job. this is like the hog forgetting to come out of its hole.year dude, new year's eve is alle about the countdown.in the

studio o 6b rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy y fallonht, join jimmy and his guests - finnnn wolfhard,d, meghann n fahy drew and jonathan scott, musical l guest, mykyke towers and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1775 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. [ cheers and applause you have made it thank you for watching at home well, guys, everyone is talking about this - early this morning, all flights across the u.s. were grounded due to a failure with the faa's computer system. yeah zero flights took off, but somehow everyone's luggage still ended up in pittsburgh [ laughter ] that's right no flights took off. it's never a good sign when you see a jumbo jet taking the i-95 to tampa. you know what i'm saying [ laughter ] it's never fun being stuck in an airport families headed to disney told their kids the luggage carousel was the "it's a small world"

leo, 2.0, terrell, 2.0 jimmy fallon, caliche, carly shimkus, matt gaetz will bez wil here. lauren bobert will be here and they will be in the hannity hot seat. coming up straight ahead as we continue the war, two holdouts, buinuet i startt i tonight with big newsgh on capitol hill. my sourceson are now telling me in no with every detail you'dthw want this week long battleee tht we've had, this political battle in our nation's capital is now almost over.ke kevin mccarthy is nowvi on the verge of becomingn mc the the next speaker of the house. he is now just really two votesy away from securing the gavel based on the votes that i know. and when the house goes neck into session sometime in the next few minutes, it appear it s that he is on a path to get the votes. take a look for yourself. mrs. mccarthy.s to do you have the votes to be elected speaker tonight? yes, you do. yes. and you'll be able to put rosendale and crane. i'll have the votes. what are you what would conce their concerns count? count. pretty funny. let me be clear about one thing. do i wish that thi as week's

she wanted me substituted with jimmy fallon.high platter paid. >> this is the only time she ha a first scene gutfeld. what a letdown. sorry, mom. she sees you all the time. i'm sorry, grade. your mom is here. you could have dressed up a little. i would be disappointed if i wa your parent. >> tyrus, this was the outfit that she asked to where. that is my side hustle posting for those pictures. that is what you get. kat, do you feel bad for her an the men attracts? >> know it i had the opposite for a while. i was attracted to the worse worst man so then i went out on a date with a guy i was not attracted to it all and then i married him here. >> don't always. we will be right back. ♪ [acoustic soul music throughout] ♪ ♪ [acoustic soul music throughout] ♪ ♪ [acoustic soul music throughout] ♪ ♪ well, the stock is bubbling in the pot ♪ ♪ just till they taste what we've got ♪ [ tires squeal, crash ] when owning a small business gets real, progressive gets you right back to living the dream. now, where were we? [ cheering ] >> greg: .

and fefeaturing the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1770 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, come on! yes! welcome, everybody thank you. welcome, welcome enjoy yourself welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching well, guys, everyone is talking about this as of tonight's taping, republicans still have not chosen a speaker of the house after kevin mccarthy lost his sixth vote in congress [ light laughter ] to be honest, it's hard to get every republican on board. it's like getting 218 friends to agree on where to have brunch you know [ laughter ] at this point, mccarthy is so unpopular, even southwest airlines feels bad for him, you know [ laughter ] but this is interesting -- according to the constitution, if they don't have a speaker by tomorrow, the top contenders have to compete in a dance-off [ laughter ] that's right, mccarthy has already lost six votes to get the job. it's pretty humiliating. but he's not giving up he's even got a different campaign sl

and fefeaturing ththe legendara roroots crew >> questlove: 1772 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallonheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that feels good. enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. you made it. thank you for being here [ cheers and applause thank you for watching well, guys, some news from washington - this morning, kevin mccarthy emerged from his hole and saw his shadow, which means there's six more weeks of voting [ laughter ] that's right yep, today at noon, the house began their fourth day of voting for a speaker i love that they can't get anything done, but they still refuse to start the workday before 12:00 p.m [ laughter ] four straight days four straight -- at this point, the vote has lasted longer than most people's new year's resolutions. [ laughter ] right now, people are betting on which we'll get first, the speaker of the house or "avatar 3. we're not sure [ laughter ] that's right as of tonight's taping, mccarthy has lost 13 times [ audience murmurs ] they say 13 is un

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media with ease, which means they will eventually come for my job, look, they already replaced to jimmy fallonas alpha, delta, but the latest variant might be the best! it's xv p.1.5. >> greg: some engineers already captured my essence in digital form. and here he is. [laughter] so ai greg, thanks so much for being here, you must have a lot to say, what's on your mind? poop, poop, poopy, poop. it diarrhea. >> greg: what are your thoughts on climate change? >> oh, big poop, little poop, poop everywhere. a poop on you. >> greg: wow, it's like i could live forever. so what's your take on the economy? >> poopy poop, poop, dump. >> greg: thank you for stopping by ai greg. yeah! [applause] see, i don't even have to work anymore. all right, tyrus, i kind of know -- >> tyrus: why does your ai look like sebastian gorka? >> michael: it's like sebastian gorka and zelinski had a baby. >> greg: i went to see that. i know what bugs you, tyrus, but let's just consider that a huge faa outage of last week was human error, not software. we talked about it, remember i said -- >> tyrus: i was with you, finish you

stuart: just ahead we have with us will cane, jimmy fallon and carol markowitz.. when musk took over twitter he offended the left and blue up what had been the left's best vehicle to influence elections, the media considers musk dangerous. that is in "my take" and "my take" is next. ♪ ♪ teeth sensitivity is so common. it immediately feels like somebody's poking directly on the nerve. i recommend sensodyne. sensodyne toothpaste goes inside the tooth and calms the nerve down. and my patents say: “you know doc, it really works." your record label is taking off. but so is your sound engineer. you need to hire. i need indeed. indeed you do. indeed instant match instantly delivers quality candidates matching your job description. visit indeed.com/hire >> kevin mccarthy is still likely to end up being speaker of the house but may not have the strength or ability to advance an agenda at the time when americans need to see the kind of oversight and pushback against the biden agenda. >> it's really about the rhino, nosothe principles.

this hour, 10:00, still had, the 11:00 hour, celebrity investor kevin o'leary, steve hilton and jimmy fallonhe second we're hammered in 2022 are way outperforming in 2023. there's lots of opportunities. it's not going to be the disaster that morgan and goldman are calling for. >> they're getting ready and pulling back a bit. the only good news about this is on the federal reserve. does powell see this? does powell appreciate this? >> that'll determine the market for the next two or three months with big tech reports. >> we need to couple ourselves from china. they want

host of fox across america, jimmy fallon. [applause] >> greg: and she's never been told that she lights up a room. fox news contributor kat -- [applause] >> greg: a little trivia here about kirk metzger. i believe he was on the original panel on the gutfeld show when we had the talking wall. >> i was a puppeteer and writer on the show. i was not paid for east of those. >> greg: you were not paid. it's not on your c.v., you don't brag about it. i understand. do you have any comedy advice for cnn? >> well, the names they floated, i guess the last names, let's say you land great host, you get like a trevor -- a guy with a perfectly round head. >> greg: yes. >> you have that it's a matter of what writers are you going to get. i don't know if people think the hosts write the jokes but they don't and where are you going to find all the transwriters of color to fill the comedy? you haven't gotten the transqueer writers yet. >> greg: why are you counting yourself out, if you identify -- what do you identify as these days. >> it's flu

what chelsey handler admitted to jimmy fallon is definitely one of those things.rue. i didn't know until i was 40 years old that the sun and the moon were not the same thing. [laughter] >> i find that hard to believe. what are you talking about? >> it was -- i was shocking to me as well. >> judge jeanine: and this is a woman who wants to educate us about climate change? >> ha-ha! that's what i was going to say. >> judge jeanine: what? >> she wants you to follow her opinion on vaccines, russian collusion. chelsey handler should stick to what she does best? >> judge jeanine: which is what? >> rappers. she's a little bit of a hot mess. that's the kind of thing you keep to yourself, chelsey. >> judge jeanine: how can you not know the difference between the sun and the moon? >> i have a feeling she was trying to be funny. if that's your brand of humor, you shouldn't be as outspoken as you are on geo political issues. facebook needs a button that says who asked you? next. moving onto bad news from marie osmond's kids. the country star says she doesn't plan on leaving he

>> congratulations, jimmy fallon, one of the most talented, also one of the kindest people i've met -p ] that guy. [ bleep ] kimmel. he's a [ bleep ]. boo! boo! boo! [ laughter ] booooo! what's with the double mcnuggets? oh this one's my backup, in case something happens to the first one. [crunch] mmm. see. get one favorite like 10 piece chicken mcnuggets and get another for just a buck, right now at mcdonald's. there's a different way to treat hiv. it's every-other-month, injectable cabenuva. for adults who are undetectable, cabenuva is the only complete, long-acting hiv treatment you can get every other month. cabenuva helps keep me undetectable. it's two injections, given by my healthcare provider, every other month. it's one less thing to think about while traveling. hiv pills aren't on my mind. a quick change in my plans is no big deal. don't receive cabenuva if you're allergic to its ingredients or taking certain medicines, which may interact with cabenuva. serious side effects include allergic reactions post-injection reactions, liver problems, and depression. if you have a ras

. >> i lied to get this join only got interview because i said i was jimmy fallon and they brought me in but he seems all right you have to do whatever you have to do you didn't lie because look at you you're like talented and wonderful i'm a hot mess. you know, and -- >> she's talented beautiful so she's a full package. >> i have to come clean when i was in college i tried out for the song girls like dance squad and if you've seen me dance i'm a baby giraffe that was just born, and they asked me what dance company i danced for and i made something up i didn't know what a dance company was and they read through it didn't make the team not only -- >> bearing the lead she was an athlete and then she wanted to join the dancing this is -- that humble brag. exactly. >> that show we get it abby you're talented. something interesting that i discovered when i was talking to folks men are more likely to lie during interviews but i was talking to young ladies jimmy they said that their lies were acceptable. >> yeah they were telling same lies essentially but they're a little white lies well tha

the only time people cry when they hear my name is when they thought they were at the jimmy fallon showdoing very well. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. i got to tell you. i look at you, and i would never go like oh, yeah, this is a kid who looks like elvis, and yet you transformed into elvis dazzlingly. amazingl [ cheering ] >> thank you. i also have to say i've watched your show so many times. i don't remember a time in my life i didn't watch your show. so i'm really honored to be here. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. that's really nice. we -- boy, have you -- have you thought of taking this elvis thing a step further and maybe going to vegas and marrying some drunk couples or something like that? >> that sounds like a nice life. >> jimmy: i'm from las vegas. so i'm super interested in elvis stuff. >> did you see elvis live when you were a kid? >> jimmy: never saw him live. in fact, he died -- spoiler alert -- he died i think about six months after we moved to las vegas, elvis passed away. and i'll never forget. we were at the movie theater. my mom -- it was one of those dollar movie t

chelsea handler said on jimmy fallon last week she thought the sun and moon were the same thing untilelieve her? >> i do believe her. i find her very credible. >> greg: yes! >> yes is the answer. >> greg: yes is the answer? you think she's that stupid? >> yes is also the answer to that question. look, i had the good fortune of doing a show with her one time so i can 100% believe this story. >> greg: yeah. jamie, what about you? she says it took her until she was on a trip to africa with her sister she learned there's a difference between the sun and moon. how is that possible? >> yeah, i think this is an easy mistake to make if you think back to the first words neil armstrong said. he was like, this is -- oh, ouch, my feet! [laughter] >> you know, if we give him a chance, he'll tell a uran us joke. >> greg: do you have anymore? >> this is a joke i did not thought -- like dumb things i thought -- i swore to god i thought local anesthesia meant they got it from around here. >> greg: that's pretty funny. >> for real. >> greg: since we're doing this, i thought veal, tyrus, came from a vea

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laughter ] "jon lovitz is supposed to be one of the greatest comedians of all time, he was on jimmy fallonmpersonating george, that was embarrassing for him, not me. these comedians need to step their game up." well, i do agree with one thing. you do, by far, the best george santos ipression. [ laughter ] i mean, whoever you really are, you're killing it right now. [ laughter and applause ] this afternoon -- i think he's -- he might be spinning out, because george santos this afternoon brought a passive-aggressive gift to out his office, trying to get g- some answers from him. so he brought them doughnuts. >> for all the hard work you guys do. thank you so much for being here and doing your jobs. today's plan to answer your question is to work for the american people. legislate, that's what i got hired to do. so you can look forward to some cool stuff coming out of this office soon. thank you, guys. >> jimmy: yeah. don't eat those doughnuts, guys. it's the year of the dicks! [ laughter ] meanwhile, this morning, we got yet another shocker in the ongoing classified documents drama. this one

. >> greg: anybody care to defend jimmy fallon? charles? >> he's desperate. >> greg: it was a good b-52's take. >> i don't know how much they pay you to do that but it's probably enough. >> greg: $80 million. and i'm not bitter at all over that number. up next, joe's docudrama gets so intense even adam schiff is making sense. >> i would like to thank our sponsor -- only pay for what you need. jingle: liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ icy hot pro starts working instantly. with two max-strength pain relievers. ♪ so you can rise from pain like a pro. icy hot pro. >> biden miss handled more papers and it's given democrats the vapors. so could documents be the last straw for america's senile grandpa? following the white house admission that more classified documents were found at president biden's delaware home, it seems even fellow dems admit it's worth a thorough investigation, right? and that includes adam schiff, a guy normally less interested in the truth than madonna's plastic surgeon. so does he think appointing a special counsel was the right move? >>

tammy bruce,ue joe concha, with jimmy fallon, jimmy , startssag with you.e by the way, with the passageof f time. >> and if we work together well, we'll be working together. wellking togethe, to add to thau ever watch the one where she yells and screams about how muche yell she loves school buses, she always talks aboutes kamala love to tell you, she rode a schoo school bus every d. >> what she doesn't tell you is it was the short bus, youus. know. oh , but listen, man, the joke's on america because s the democratic party tried to warn us when she ran for president . she dropped out before the iowa caucuses. quivalent ofthat's the equivaleo throwing up in the bathtub on new year's eve before a ball drops at midnight. you know what i'm saying? kamala harris dropped ou t at the time she was in california.' she was polling behind isis and we didn't get the memo. yea. and here we are. yeah, i watched that montage. and whenever i try to talk to my dog, like, hey, we're going to go to this, nobody kind of tilts his head.ti thatme happens to me every timea i listen to kamala harris, to your poin