jimmy kimmel! and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. and -- [ applause ] someone in the audience is very excited to be here tonight. this guy, he's here from houston and it looks like your head is just on the verge of exploding. welcome. they left their triplets home to be here tonight. and i want to say, i want to welcome everyone who has abandoned their family to be with us tonight. as you are hopefully aware, father's day is on sunday. i got my dad the same thing i get him every year. a gift certificate to black angus and a mouse pad made out of popsicle sticks. he loves things made out of upon si popsicle sticks. all dads do. one guy who, by the way, does not have a fun father's day plan for this weekend is new york congressman anthony weiner. he -- weiner's wife, who is pregnant, got home today from a trip to africa with hillary clinton, while he stayed home, clearing his web browsing hi

>> jimmy: hi, yeah, it's jimmy. >> jimmy kimmel? >> jimmy: yes, jimmy kimmel. yeah, we've got you out on hollywood boulevard in a dunk tank. and that's my cousin sal. cousin sal has a pretty good arm. sal is going to try to dunk you while you're on your g'zone phone. did you hear that? >> i hear that. >> jimmy: are you ready for this? >> i'm ready for this. >> jimmy: okay, here we go. let him have it. a little lower. okay, he's getting -- he's getting a lot closer. >> jimmy: can you hear me? >> yeah, who is this? >> jimmy: it's still jimmy. >> jimmy kimmel? >> jimmy: yes. >> i don't believe it. >> jimmy: it still works. shock resistance, water resistant, life resistant. available exclusively at verizon wireless. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with aaron paul, music from vivivbrother and roseanne barr. vo: transformers are back... ...and so is the bacon cheddar ranch tendercrisp at burger king. crispy bacon, rich cheddar cheese and creamy ranch dressing. not even the end of the world will make you put it down. get it before it's gone. and s

, here's jimmy kimmel! rs and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. thank you. thank you for watching. thanks for being here tonight. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. probably know me from last night's show and i'll probably be here tomorrow night, too, so -- hey, i hope you remembered to slather on the moon screen, because tonight, it's our annual "jimmy kimmel live" summer bikini girl pool party! [ cheers and applause ] unfortunately, due to budget cuts we were unable to bring in a pool or bikini girls, so -- [ laughter ] basically it's just a regular show tonight. but it is the first day of summer. i know today's first day of summer because paparazzi pictures of celebrities and their kids in the park have been replaced by pictures of celebrities and their kids at the beach. which is a big sign here in l.a. we don't have leaves or anything to tell us. i love summertime. now that summer is upon us, i would like to o ank arnold schwarzenegger and anthony weiner for helping us get through the

. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel l le." >> jimmy: aren't all americans marriages gay already? as a man, when you get married, you're saying i will never touch another woman as long as i live. now let's put jewelry on each other and dance. >> dicky: louis c.k. >> what is this? it's crazy. >> dicky: and music from steel magnolia. >> jimmy: was there a specific moment in the conversation when you realized bentley was in fact satan? >> dicky: "jimmy kim >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with exciting news. "jimmy kimmel live," our show, now has it very own app. here now, with all the details, guillermo. who apparently is not here. hold on a second. ♪ guillermo? >> hello, jimmy? >> jimmy: yes, where are you? we're waiting for you to start the show. >> sorry, i'm too busy enjoying the "jimmy kimmel live" app to talk to you right now. good-bye. ay yi yi. jimmy worries too much. doesn't he realize that whether i am here or here or even here the show is always with me on my ipad, iphone and ipod touch. thanks to jkl app. i can watch video from the show anywhere on the go and i can read ji

. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- kyra sedgwick. >> jimmy: this year you wound up for some reason not getting nominated. >> here in l.a., you get the call early if you get the call. >> jimmy: yeah, i wouldn't know. but i've heard, yeah. >> dicky: blind d vie critic jay forry. >> there was a movie, you probably didn't see it, years ago. >> jimmy: neither did you. >> that's true. >> jimmy: see, right there, thth's a guy that should get a monkey. >> dicky: and music from theophilus london. an all-new "jimmy kimmel@@@@@@@@ dinner's ready! it's french's crunchy onion chicken! (announcer) for a quick and easy dinner crush french fried onions. dip chicken in egg. coat with onion crumbs and bake. when dinner's made with french's french fried onions, everyone's happy. french's. happy starts here. look for it in the canned vegetable aisle. mmm. oh gosh. oh dear. big deal. you're delicious. so what. i've got news for you. there's no such thing... ...as a bear sheriff. you think i'm afraid of you? hey what? you don't have to be mean to the ke. i do. you don't. i do. just ea

. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live." harrison for. >> jimmy: i was having homo erotic thoughts throughout the film. >> i'm sorry. >> jimmy: and lady gaga. are those feathers -- >> if i get drunk and step on it, it will say caca. we were born this way! >> jimmy: i think with all the lady gaga stuff going on back stage, i think lysol knows a real clean isn't just something you see... ... it's something you smell. new lysol no mess automatic toilet bowl cleaner not only cleans your toilet with every flush, but also freshens your entire bathroom. so even in between deep cleans, it's as fresh as any room in your home. for tips on a healthy home, visit lysol.com/missionforhealth. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, along with guillermo, getting our tickets for "rise of the planet of the apes" at the movie's official site, apeswillrise.com. >> the movie opens next friday. that means we are only eight days away. >> jimmy: very good guillermo. and in the meantime, to tide you over, let's see if you're in ape shape. go to itunes and se

, here's jimmy kimmel!s and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming out to see us tonight. that's very nice. thanks for making this our time together, i appreciate it. you know, there's a heat wave roasting the country this week. though, heat wave sounds too nice. what we're dealing with here seems to be more of a heat middle finger. [ laughter ] today in washington, d.c., the heat index was 114 degrees. maybe the world actually did end in may and people in washington are in hell right now. [ laughter ] republicans are blaming president obama for bringing the heat over from his native kenya. [ laughter ] they say the high temperatures are being caused by something i never heard of before. a heat dome. which is a mass of hot air trapped under a high pressure zone. it sounds -- heat dome sounds like a bruce willis movie. can you take the heat? it's been nice here, though. beautiful here in l.a. it was 74 in san dieg

. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: sorry the show isn't funny tonight. >> dicky: jason bateman. >> jimmy: were there high jinks on the set? >> so much. can i have a triple segmenento tell you? >> dicky: dhani jones. and comedian hannibal buress. >> jimmy: we just met the michael jordan of belly flopping. michael jordan of belly floppin[ male announcer ] nature is unique... ...authentic... ...pure... and also delicious. ♪ like nature valley. granola bars made with crunchy oats and pure honey. because natural is not only good, it also tastes good. nature valley -- 100% natural. 100% delicious. empty nest, new kitchen, new us? nature valley -- 100% natural. who are we? chic, modern, daring dinner-party hosts. that sounds dangerous, maybe we're more the tradiotional sunday brunch set? i'll expect slippers and a cocktail to be ready when i get home from work. point taken. how about... peaceful, quiet cottage in the country folk? now that's us. save up to 20% on every kitchen style, now until august 21st at ikea, the life improvement store. >> dicky: from hollywood, it'

jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: yes, jimmy kimmel. we have yehya out on hollywood boulevard in a dunk tank and -- that's my cousin sal. cousin sal's got a good arm. sal, yehya -- sal is going to try to dunk you while you're on the phone. yehya? >> yes? >> jimmy: did you hear that? >> i hear thatat >> jimmy: are you ready for this. >> i'm ready for this. >> jimmy: here we go. let him have it. little lower. okay. he's getting closer. -- oh, he's getting a lot closer. yehya? can you hear me? >> who is this? >> jimmy: still jimmy. >> jimmy kimmel, i don't believe this. >> jimmy: look at that. it still works. >> dicky: the casio commando. available sclufly at verizon wireless. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with kyra sedgwick. blind movie critic jay forry. and music from theophilus london. i never saw the traffic stop. it all happened so fast. it was clearly too late for me to do anything as my mercedes collision system automatically k kked in. the next thing i know, the memeedes stopped itself. ♪ ♪ watching what mercedes has don

jimmy kimmel! eers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. thank you. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight. it's the first week of summer. who else is wearing a bathing suit for underwear right now? hey, here's a fun idea. this is a good activity for the family. find someone who uses summer as a verb, as in, we summer in the hamptons, and punch them in the face. it feels great and it helps the community, too. for many school children around the country this is the last week of school. i loved the last week of school. i love the last week of anything, rerely. i do. saying good-bye to the kids that you like but you don't like enough to hang around with during the summertime, writiti dumb things in each other's yearbooks. do they do that still or are they texting things to the yearbook now? omg, see you -- see you next summer. syns, right? here's some advice for the kids. only nerds actually do their summer reading. it

. >> dicky: tonight on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: i'm having people over to my house on the 4th. >> dicky: shia labeouf. >> jimmy: justin bieber is a real life transformer. >> i met him at the mtv movie awards. >> jimmy: did you disable him? >> dicky: green bay packers quarterback aaron rodgers. and music from 311. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with n ns about the bud light president paradise cruise, with two cruise ships, 4,000 ship mapts and one private caribbean island. might be the best time you never want to talk about. we go now to guillermo who is sailing the high seas. how it is going out there, guillermo? >> oh, hi, jimmy. thank you for sending me on the port paradise cruise. i'm having the time of my life. i just wish my chihuahuas paco and pepe were here with me. i hope they're doing okay. hola, how are you? si, i miss you, too. do not be sad and lonely. i'll be home soon. >> guillermo! i need more sun tan lotion on my back. >> hey, i got to go, guys. bye! [ barking ] ♪ >> dicky: the bud light port paradise cruise sets sail again this year. find out how to

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. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- jon favreau directs our show. >> you're doing great there, jimmy.y. >> jimmy: am i better than harrison ford? >> you're doing great there, jimmy. >> dicky: olivia wilde. >> jimmy: is that fun, having a new place? >> it's haunted. >> jimmy: is it really? >> by the jonas brothers. >>im: n keep thi by the way? >> dicky: adam beach. >> indy! >> jimmy: i'm so3q septic system breakdowns affect over one million homes each year. without regular maintenance, septic tanks can back up, causing a disgusting mess and countless hours of repair. introducing new rid-x septi-pacs. easy-to-use dissolvable pouches that help prevent disgusting septic back-ups. the powerful dual action formula has enzymes to immediately break down waste and time-release bacteria that work continuously to reduce tank build-up. use rid-x once a month and help save yourself from disaster. rid-x. number one in septic maintenance. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, and it's time for tonight's edition of -- >> dicky: guillermo changes history! brought to you by the cheesecake

and now, right on time, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you very much. helio everyone.m jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanan for watching. thank you for coming. in your house. we have to do this quick. my parents will be back in an hour so -- who in our studio audience came here to escape the hell eish temperatures that sat has inflicted on the rest of the thu nation this week? there's a little break in the heat wave today. much like our horny ex-governor, will be back. this heat wave is going on longer than zsa zsa gabor's death. it's -- too soon? or not soon enough? i'm not sure. they set heat records in virginia and new jersey over the weekend. poor snooki melted. [ laughter ] nothing left but a drunk orange puddle. very sad. fortunately for the people in their homemade incredible hulk costume, the temperatures in san diego for comic con over the weekend were in the 70s. more than 120,000 aliens and storm troopers descended on san diego this weekend with set to awkward social interaction. comic con is lake a gay parade for people with no sexual orientation. the th

. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: my plan this weekend is to barbecue everything in sight. nothing is safe. hide your dog, hide your kids, hide your wallet. when i'm done, i want my backyard to look like a zoo caught fire. >> dicky: kevin nealon. >> om. >> dicky: dave salmoni. >> jimmy: oh, my god! >> dicky: and music from parachute. >> jimmy: you know talk show hosts love to have animals on >> jimmy: you know talk show hosts l[ male announcer ]s on nature is unique... ...authentic... ...pure... and also delicious. ♪ like nature valley. granola bars made with crunchy oats and pure honey. because natural is not only good, it also tastes good.

. >> dicky: up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: so far, this has been the best summer of my entire life. it really has. the only bad thing is my yogalates instructor says i'm not bikini ready yet. but i will be. >> dicky: molly shannon. >> you are bad! >> dicky: tim tebow. and music from matt nathanson. >> jimmy: here's what i don't understand about afghanistan. with all that opium laying around you'd think it would be a mellower place. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live can i eat heart healthy without giving up taste? a man can only try... and try...and try. i heard eating wle grain oats can help lower my cholesterol. it's gonna be tough...so tough. my wife and i want to lowe our cholesterol, but finding healthy food that tastes good is torturous. your father is suffering. [ male announc ] honey nut cheerios tastes great and can help lower cholesterol. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- molly shannon. denver broncos quarterback tim tebow. and music from matt nathanson. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, the moment we've

>> dicky: up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: only thing i want from mexico i already got and he's standing right there by the door. >> jimmy: dids know you from the night in paris now? not as much? >> not so much. >> dicky: adam levine. >> what happened here exactly. >> jimmy: i look exactly like this with my clothes off. really weird. >> dicky: and music from panic at the disco. >> go ahead, do it, andrew. when a carpet is clean and fresh, it's irresistible. experience this in your home with resolve deep clean powder. its moist powder penetrates deep, removing three times more dirt than vacuuming alone while also neutralizing odors at their source. it's a clean you can see, smell, and really enjoy. resolve deep clean powder. don't just vacuum clean, resolve clean. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with news about the bud light port paradise cruise. it might be the best time you never want to talk about. we go now to guillermo, who is sailing the high seas. how is it going out there, guillermo? >> oh, hi, jimmy. thank you for sending me on the port paradise cruise. i'm having th

here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thanks. jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for meeting. i appreciate it. hey, quick question. who else is making a red, white and blue jell-o mold in the shape of the liberty bell this weekend? anyone? the 4th of july is on monday, which, i think that means an extra day off. that's nice. the 4th of july is the day we celebrate our independence from simon cowell and his life. my plan this weekend is to barbecue everything in sight. nothing is safe. hide your kid, hide your kid, hide your wallet. when i'm done, i want my backyard to look like a zoo caught fire. that's my goal. experts say that because of high gas prices, fewer families will travel this weekend. and that's -- that is a shame. i can't imagine growing up without the joy of an 18-hour drive through the desert with -- [ laughter ] my father who is too cheap to turn the air conditioning on. be like growing up without ice cream. we've got a lot going on tonight. kevin nealon is here tonight, as dave salmon

. >> hi, it's me guillermo, i'm here for -- >> jimmy kimmel! what's up, buddy! >> we're trying to shoot. step out. >> sorry. >> okay, guillermo. let's go again. and action. >> hi, it's me guillermo, i'm here, hollywood boulevard for -- >> let's go, baby. yeah. >> i think you kill him. >> yeah, i will. >> thank you, mr. terrell. >> no problem. >> ow. >> anybody else want some? where you at? >> jimmy: a man on the street, i guess. quickly check in with chewbacca. chewbacca? are we done? did we do it? >> yeah, i -- it's all -- just standing in a pile of sand -- >> yeah, there's a pile of sand. >> jimmy: he is a pile of sand. all right, now we're going to

jimmy kimmel! rs and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everyoyo. i'm the host of the show, thanks for watching. thank you for coming. thanks for taking some of what little time we have left alive to be here with us tonight. i'm jimmy. wherever you are, i hope you're not all memey. it's very hot. 27 states issued some form of heat warning today. it's like we're trapped in the "jersey shore" hot tub and can't get out. in chicago today, the heat index was 105 degrees. one little girl in chicago set up a lemonade stand, she made $185,000 today. the heat has been very good for the weather channel, too. this is like their shark week. it's exciting for them. the cause of the unusually high temperatures is something called a heat dome, which is a large area of high pressure that holds hot air under it. in bed, we call it a dutch oven. but the sun is really spf-ing us up. can't we send in the navy s.e.a.l.s to kill it already? it's been beautiful here in southern california. it was sunny and 80 degr

. >> dicky: up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: at this point, lebron james could have shot bin laden and people would be like, yeah, but you only took one shot. >> dicky: elle fanning. >> i have a teacher that goes with me on set. >> jimmy: annoying. >> i know. >> dicky: john henson. >> we had a boy, jackson. 3 1/2 months old. >> jimmy: very nice. >> thank you. >> jimmy: after michael jackson? >> tito. jimmy why do you have handcuffs in your car? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you don't know? all right. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel l l l l [ female announcer ] did you know that sprite is made with artificial preservatives? ♪ so get real. try sierra mist natural. naturally sweetened with real sugar and nothing artificial. for a crisp clean lemon lime taste. deliciously refreshing sierra mist natural. the natural one. for a refreshing twist, add a splash of your favorite fruit juice. go to facebook for delicious drink ideas. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- elle fanning. from "wipeout," john henson. and music from gruff rhys. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it

. >> dicky: tonight on an all new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: obama urged the american people to call congress and demand that both parties work together on a compromise. the calls are 99 cents for the first minute and a trillion dollars each additional minute. >> dicky: daniel craig. >> jimmy: isist great to watch yourself beating people up? >> dicky: sasha alexander. >> jimmy: $500, the first person to come back completely soaking wet. this just turned int3q take the finish challenge. my name is ashley and my blog is not without salt. when i take pictures of my food, you don't want to see spots on the dishes. i was using cascade actionpacs. they just didn't have that brilliant shine. when i took the finish challenge, i was thrilled. as soon as i opened up the dishwasher, i could tell there was a difference. my dishes had a shine on them. this little guy right here makes my dishes incredibly shiny. i'm moving on to finish quantum. take the finish challenge for yourself. if you don't see a difference, it's free. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- danie

jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you, cleto. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us tonight. i want to do a quick poll. show of hands. who else has already forgotten who won "the voice?" we're heading into a big weekend. monday is the fourth of july. some of us will remember this weekend as the last time we had all ten fingers. you know, people forget that tom cruise but born on the fourth of july back when he had a beard and no legs. so, happy birthday to him, too. i'm having people over to my house on the fourth. we're going to track and barbecue a vegan this year. they're delicious because they are grass fed. guillermo, you're coming over, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: let me tell you something. the nation of mexico contributes more to the fourth of july than i think america does. where do we get our illegal fireworks? mexico. who loads us up with so much tequila we can't remember who we put our mouths on? mexico. chi

with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, in all honesty, here's jimmyimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you, cleto. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming out to see us. i'm here to entertain you and i hope i succeed. i really do. you know this isn't the screening for "mr. popper's penguins," right? father's day is s sunday. i tell you what, this father's day has got to be the number one day for selling barbecue aprons in the whole year, right? father's day is the day on which we take some time to say to dad, hey, thanks for having sex with mom. [ laughtht ] sunday will be a good day for arnold schwarzenegger, this year, he gets an extra gift. [ laughter ] if you haven't purchased a gift for your father, we're going to help you out tonight. we've scoured craigslist to hopefully find the perfect last minute fathers day gifts. we'll present them to you if a few minutes. one of the items for sale is a rake, so -- [ laughter ] if your dad is a fan of the boston bruins hockey team, he got t

. >>> a street party today for lady gaga put on by jimmy kimmel has los angeles police very nervous. a riot broke out the other day for a similar event. a dejay tweeted he was holding a block party and it got out of hand and police had to arrest several people. lady gaga's concert will go on but security will be extra tight and fingers crossed everything will go smoothly. >> back in a moment. stay with us. "raise the debt ceiling". >> if you look at the chart and examine the trend we borrow 40 cents of every single dollar we spend. do you have a comment for committee? raise the debt ceiling ♪ >> he's getting there. an american comedian is becoming a youtube sensation. his rap called "raise the debt ceiling." raised in arlington, virginia, so he knows all about the beltway and he's well acquainted the in and outs of politics and can work a turn table. he skewers everyone. his previous rap hit is called saudis and outies. check it out on youtube. >> maybe it will help people decipher what's really going on in washington. >> should we tell them the truth? in the teleprompter we eer -- c

jimmy kimmel with a different angle. wife beating everyone, from the queen to spongebob to the ham-burglar. laughing aside, don't mess with her. 38 years his junioio his third wife is a former volleyball champ. even late night imagining what else she's capable of. >> look at that. just throws the guy. >> reporter: and today, across america, the inevitable question. would your wife do the same? >> she would take a pie for me and not murdoch, i'm good with that. >> i don't know if i would freeze or if my automatic reaction would be to defend him. >> i think she should protect me. you know? >> reporter: are you offended? >> a little bit. >> reporter: if this was a kid or a pair of nice shoes, what do you think? >> well, you brought in the nice shoes. of course i would defend them. >> reporter: the wives who would are flocking to facebook by the thousands. wendi has a new fan club page, growing almost as fast as her right hook. bianna golodryga, abc news, new york. >> we'll let you debate this among yourselves. at is "world

lady gaga showed up to perform a concert for jimmy kimmel live, attracting 2000 fans.ss the street, james franco promoted a flick "rise of the "planet of the apes"". joining fellow cast members. >> one of the amazing things is that i don't think we acted in front of a blue screen. it was real sets. it's very new for this kind of work. >> join the action in theaters on friday. there is more pictures on otrc.com. >> and up next two, twins, one crime, lots of doubts, police wondering if they have the right brother in jail. >> and a dog that plays dead. that is him. going big on you tube. >> then on abc 7 news at 5:00 radio ad some worry is designed to scare californian as way from voter initiative process. >> one more check of traffic taking a look at san francisco skyway f you're headed south, you're loving life now on a friday afternoon. that is clear sailing but if you're heading towards bay bridge, it's very slow going indeed. coming up with more on the news at 4:00. >>> there is a new phone app that is promising to make the experience much more interactive. the marat

jimmy kimmel with a different angle.everyone, from the queen to spongebob, to the hamburglar. laughing aside, don't mess with her. 38 years his junior, rupert murdoch's third wife is a former volleyball champ. even late night imagining what else she's capable of. and today across america, the inevitable question. would your wife do the same? >> she would take a pie for me and not rupert murdoch. i'm good with that. >> i don't know if i would freeze or maybe my automatic reaction wouldld be to defend h. >> i think she should protect me. you know? >> reporter: are you offended? >> a little bit. >> if this was your kid or even a pair of nice shoes? what do you think? >> you brought in the nice shoes. of course i'd go and defend them. >> reporter: the wives who would are flocking to facebook by the thousands. wendi has a new fan club page growing almost as fast as her right hook. bianna golodryga, abc news, new york. >> she's famously known for the right hook. also she came over as a young student and lived with a family tha

the choice of venue has jimmy kimmel a little concerned. >> you all, the republican candidates for presidenton twitter. i don't know if the point was to make them seem irrelevant vent but this debate combined excitement of c-span with suspense of typing. i don't think people should allowed to ask us to vote for them for president of the united states in the same place kim kardashian writes about herav

i know jimmy kimmel, craig ferguson. to a man, i think one thing we agree on is we're all not crazy about jay leno. >> why is that? >> i don't know. i think in our own personal dealings, some people get along and some people don't. >> is he much more competitive than people realized, do you think? >> i don't -- you know, i don't know if competition is the right word. i think he's a little bit more interested in everybody else than he should be. >> do you think he sees you as threats? >> no, no. listen, i'm struggling to maintain my audience. >> doesn't everybody in the end in this game, don't you all aspire to the "tonight" show? isn't that the holy grail still? >> if you ask me personally, you didn't ask me, who i thought should have been the host of "the tonight show" when johnny carson left, i did that show with him in 1991, i think the heir apparent would have been david letterman. >> you still believe that? >> i do. david letterman is the best late night talk show host hands down and has been since he first took the

jimmy kimmel wasn't excited by the world cup soccer but a lot of the country of.y excited today as underdog japan the team won a thrilling shootout victory over the u.s.. let's talk about it. you see the new sports illustrated cover there, talk about derek jeter. the japan team, cinderella story, everybody is behind the u.s. team. there's something true nobody cares about women's soccer until you get to this point, right? >> the bottom line every women's world cup is a referendum on women's soccer and women's sports in general. america can get up for the big game. we can get up for the final and olympics. remains to be seen where we can get a bleed over effect, spillover from these big events going down to the pro level to division i college level and hopefully to women soccer fans. this game and this run by the u.s. team and its phenomenal victory by japan cab foot hold, a process of erosion, getting people to care more and more about these games seasonally. >> the excitement over this extended to the white house where president obama and his family were watching

i've known conan for a whifl i know jimmy kimmel, i know craig ferguson. and to a man, i think the one thing that we all agree on is we're all not crazy about jay leno. >> why is that? >> i have no idea. >> fascinating. i think in our own personal dealings with him, some people get along and some people don't. >> is he. more competitive than people realize? >> i don't know if competition is the right word. i think he is more interested in e else than he should be. >> do you think he sees you as a threat? >> no, no. listen, i'm struggling to maintain my -- >> doesn't everybody in the end in this game, don't you all aspire to "the tonight show"? isn't that the holy grail still? >> if you ask me personally, you didn't ask me, who i thought should have been the host of tonight show. when johnny carson left, which i was fortunate enough to do that show with him in 1991. i thought the heir apparent was david letterman. >> how did you feel when conan and jay had their huge split? >> well, you know, personally in my opinion, i don't think that "the tonight show" s

"jimmy kimmel." >> this guy gets the best of assignments of all. episode of "he man," the "he man" cartoons, and here's how that came together. >> what got you interested in the adult movie business? >> it's something i had always been interested in. i've always been very insatiable sexually. >> now, let me just say, i wasn't just interviewing a random porn star. she was one of charlie sheen's goddesses. >> yes. >> yes. >> i like you with blond hair. i like the he man look on dan. not to be outdone you also interviewed -- >> is there time to get in a commercial break? >> you also interviewed paris hilton. let's take a look at what conan said about your interview with paris hilton. >> here's a clip of her on "good morning america." >> is it true that when you're not on camera that your voice drops and you're much more serious? [ in a deeper voice ] >> definitely, i think. i do that -- >> that was fantastic. >> all right. all right. changing the subject, it's my turn now. this is a piece of video that really shows resiliency, which is something that

>> there's concern there could be more trouble tonight because lady gaga will be performing on jimmy kimmel off streets around that area. send it back to you in the studio. >>> speaking of lady gaga, it was a big night on "so you think you can dance." >> the one and only gaga. >> the contesttants said she gave them great advice. tonight two people face elimination. you can watch right lear of course on -- here of course on channel 2. >>> it is the beg question at san francisco city hall. >>> and economic hope in what has been a dismal week. >>> an american airlines flight arrives late at sfo without two ofs it passengers. miami police made an arrest. mornings on 2 will be right back. >>> there's the big board. everyone watching the debt showdown. we have a--- house freshmen said they will vote yes. the president is talking veto, so this debt ceiling debate continues. >>> for the first time in three months the flume about of first time claims fell below 400,000. the labor department -- economists had expected a small decrease. initial claims fell below 400,000. that indicates an improving jo