you add the kids, the pets, the craziness, the laughter, and the love. ♪ >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" is presented by skype. >> jimmy: hello, there. welcome back. tonight, we welcome a comedy all-star team. together, they have birthed the movie franchise that rivals only "batman," "spider-man," and "bond." "grown ups 2" opens july 12th. please welcome chris rock, adam sandler, david spade, and kevin james. [ cheers and applause ] well, look at this. i guess -- i want to get the -- [ cheers and applause ] they really don't deserve all that. i want to get the uncomfortable question out of the way right off the bat. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what happened to rob schneider? did he get kicked out of the group? >> [ chuckles ] >> [ chuckles ] >> jimmy: did he do something? what did he do? >> rob, while we were shooting it, was having a baby. >> jimmy: he was? okay. >> his wife got pregnant, yeah. >> jimmy: his wife got pregnant. >> i got her pregnant. >> jimmy: [ chuckles ] [ laughter ] >> [ chuckling ] she's having chris rock's baby, yeah. >> jimmy: [ chuckles ] all right. all right. >> yeah. ye

"jimmy kimmel live: game night," presented by skype. tonight, from the cast of "grown ups 2," adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock, and david spade, plus guillermo at nba media day. and now, behind the arc, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. tonight game three of the nba finals in san antonio, texas, the series is even, the spurs stole the first one but the heat came back to win game two, a 19-point blewout, you know usually when you see a blow out that big, it is an 82-year-old woman getting her hair blown out. and this block by lebron james. that is the kind of block that gives you nightmares of a giant hand chasing you down a dark hallway for the rest of your life. but that is why they call lebron james professor dunky block, the victim of that block was spurs center tiago splitter. that sounds like a starbucks drink you can share with six of your friends, want to go in on a tiago splitter, dennis rodman was on the dan patrick radio show, saying if lebron james played back in the '90s he would have bee

striders as seen on jimmy kimmel live. >> we love our t.p. striders. >> t.p. , available wher wherever shoes are sold. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i was completely unaware of this. i did not know about that. >> they paid us in t.p. striders. >> we each got one. >> who wants a t.p. strider? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: steve carell and kristin wiig, everybodbe right sure-shot titus. [ male announcer ] with the new subway $4 lunch, you so got it made. tons of fully-loaded 6 inch subs and 21 ounce drinks to choose from, just $4. all day, every day. ♪ subs made just the way i say ♪ i got it made yep, the spicy italian's included, the meatball marinara, the egg & cheese omelet and many more! and it's always made exactly the way you say. you so got it made. hurry in today for the new subway $4 lunch. ♪ at subway! ♪ ♪ at subway! this is what matters. the experience of a product. how will it make someone feel? will it make life better? does it deserve to exist? we spend a lot of time on a few great things. until every idea we touch enhances each life it touc

and now, face the facts, here's jimmy kimmel!heers and applause ] >> eric: i am jimmy kimmel, i'm host of the joy. thanks for coming. it means the world to me. it means everything. it's our first night back from a week-long vacation. guillermo and i, cleto and i went on vacation over the weekend together. did you have fun? >> it was great. >> we went to vancouver, really one of the great cities on earth. what happened? you ate too much, you feel like? >> i ate too much and i drink too much. >> we got home sunday and he tweets this. good morning, friends. this is terrible. i gained f

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jonah hill. the national spelling bee champ. episode three of "the baby bachelor" and music from the lonely island with cleto and the cletones. and now, what can i say, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> thank you. so this is the audience i've been hearing so much about. we have a lot going on tonight. it is our second show of the evening. academy award nominee jonah hill is here with us tonight. plus we have musical comedy all-star team, the lonely island with alanis morisette tonight. and the winner of the scripps national spelling bearvin bearvind mahankali. here is arvind beating all other spellers on espn. >> knaidel. k-n-a-i-d-e-l, knaidel. >> you see, he's pretty fired up. when did spelling bees start using confetti cannons? they need cheerleaders or something. arvind has been conserving his energy because he will face me in a spelling bee. i will beat him, steal his trophy and tickle him. another big winner, the bigger of the biggest power ball in history came forward. an 84-year-old wo

portions of jimmy kimmel are brought to you by fuel. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series ishelp from pharrell, from the myspace launch party at the el rey theatre here in l.a., robin thicke. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ if you can't hear what i'm trying to say if you can't read from the same page ♪ ♪ maybe i'm going deaf maybe i'm going blind hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ maybe i'm out of my mind hey hey hey ♪ ♪ okay now he was close tried to domesticate you but you're an animal baby it's in your nature ♪ ♪ just let me liberate you you don't need no papers hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ that man is not your maker hey hey hey ♪ ♪ and that's why i'm gonna take a good girl i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it you're a good girl can't let it get past me you're far from plastic ♪ ♪ talk about getting blasted i hate these blurred lines i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it but you're a good girl the way you grab me must wanna get nasty ♪ ♪ go ahead get at me ♪ what do they make dreams for when you got them jeans on what do we need steam for

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i am jimmy kimmel, i'm host of "the jimmy kimmel show."hanks for coming. it means the world to me. it means everything. you know, we're back tonight for our first night back from a week-long vacation. and you may have noticed, i bought a beard while i was on vacation. [ laughter ] and his name is guillermo! [ cheers and applause ] guillermo and cleto and i, we went on vacation together over the weekend. did you have fun? >> a lot of fun. it was great. >> jimmy: we went to vancouver, which really is one of the greatest cities on the earth. what happened? you ate too much, you feel like? >> i ate too much and i drink too much. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. we got home on sunday and yesterday guillermo tweeted this. he said, "good morning, friends. this is terrible. i gained four pounds." [ laughter ] you gained four pounds? we were there like 2 1/2 days. >> i did. i look at the scale and say oh, no. >> jimmy: you know, we may have to electrify your fork. you know twitter isn't your weight watchers diary, right? [ laughter ] guillermo feels th

and now, what can i say, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you so this is the audience i've been hearing so much about. we have a lot going on tonight. it is our second show of the evening. academy award nominee jonah hill is here with us tonight. plus we have musical comedy all-star team, the lonely island with alanis morissette tonight. and the winner of the scripps national spelling bee, arvind mahankali. i hope i got his name right. every spelling bee winner's name sounds like there was an explosion at the alphabits factory. here is arvind beating all other spellers on espn. >> knaidel. k-n-a-i-d-e-l, knaidel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you see, he is pretty fired up. [ laughter ] when did spelling bees start using confetti cannons? they need cheerleaders or something. anyway. arvind has been conserving his enthusiasm because tonight he faces me in the tenth annual jimmy kimmel live spelling bee. i will beat him, steal his trophy and tickle him. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, another bi

and now, face the facts, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> eric: i am jimmy kimmel, i'm host of the joy. thanks for coming. it means the world to me. it means everything. it's our first night back from a week-long vacation. guillermo and i, cleto and i went on vacation over the weekend together. did you have fun? >> it was great. >> we went to vancouver, really one of the great cities on earth. what happened? you ate too much, you feel like? >> i ate too much and i drink too much. >> we got home sunday and he tweets this. good morning, friends. this is terrible. i gained four pounds. we were there 2 1/2 days. >> i look at the scale and say oh, no. >> jimmy: you know, we may have to electify your fork. twitter isn't your weight watch diary, right? he feeling the need to share his health with everybody that follows him. after this, he tweeted the letter "m." just the letter "m." . and somehow he got 12 favorites and 17 retweets. what were you trying to say? >> that was my son. i give him the phone so he can leave me

and now, most of all, here's jimmy kimmel! lause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching, thank you for coming. how are you doing? i'm glad you came. i made a lot of food. we have a lot of fun prepared for you tonight. alice eve is here. music from a good young band from boston called bad rabbits. and adam levine is here, too. oh, do you find him attractive? adam levine, in case you don't know is the lead singer for maroon 5 and coach/mentor on "the voice." he really takes the show "the voice" very seriously. in fact, we've been taping him where we do something like that for all the guests. well, bring that up. show what happened here. >> mr. levine, i got a roasted turkey panini with sundried

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i am jimmy kimmel, i'm host of "the jimmy kimmel show."coming. it means the world to me. it means everything.

and i go i'm going on a show, it's jimmy kimmel. e something for you. okay? do this on the show. >> jimmy: this is real. okay. >> this happens every day in my life. every day. >> jimmy: she gives you notes. can i look at it? >> this is a note for me. don't do this or don't wear this. don't say that. >> jimmy: can we hold this up? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: let's read this along. >> she writes for jimmy's show. and by the way, the handwriting's crazy good. >> jimmy: it is really good. i didn't know people wrote anymore. >> don't point out the spelling thing. she will get upset. say that i'm so funny and that i'm not cheesy like grandma vicky. my mother's laughing. because we all know she's getting close to that age and btw, she says, this is not my best handwriting, oh! and i'm a natural comedian and i'll be watching. so good luck. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. that's impressive. >> isn't that cute. >> jimmy: you're saying she's 4 years old? >> 8. >> jimmy: oh. maybe not as impressive, then. >> it's impressive! say something ni

jimmy kimmel is showing off a shiner and some stitches. and how he addressed the injury on his show may be the best part of all. we'll be right back. >>> welcome back. all eyes will be on wall street today after another wild ride for stocks ended with the dow down nearly a full percentage point. yesterday's broad sell-off pushed key indices down more than 5% the record highs last month. overseas markets are following. experts say investors appear to be overreacting to comments from the federal reserve about wrapping up its monthly bond purchases. >>> we're in the heat of summer driving season. but gas prices are trickling downward. the national average price of a gallon of gasoline dropping 5 cents, to $3.57 a gallon. it's the third weekly decrease. that price is still an average of 14 cents a gallon higher than a year ago. >>> this morning, there's fresh fallout from southern cooking queen paula dooel. smithfield foods has dropped her as a spokeswoman. this comes just days after the food network says it won't renew deen's contract, after

boys who will never hit a home run like this. >> watch out, watch out, jimmy kimmel makes it 4-3. >> w. in 2011, he sought revenge on two feisty canadians, jackson and alex. the canucks laid down a seven-letter word but so did kimmel. but all was lost when he challenged the word jagger and lost. jimmy is destroyed and demands the children are immediately deported. last year, eric and andy, the first two-time school scrabble champions, return to face their foe. who is assisted by a determined julia louis-dreyfuss. >> you're about to get your ass whooped. >> it was a tension-packed game that ended in a tie. who will win tonight? only time will tell. let the scrabble battle begin. >> ha ha ha! ha ha ha! ha ha ha! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the excitement of bringing a board game to television. tonight, two kids will enter and two kids will leave. scrabble is not that dangerous, really. the boy scouts made a decision today. they voted to lift their ban on gay scouts. openly gay boys have not been allowed in the scouts since the organization was founded back in 1910. and in 1991, th

"jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- channing tatum, director paul feig, and music from pharrell williams with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching, thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i appreciate it. if you're wondering what happened to my eye. i'll tell you what happened. some jerk back stage was mouthing off about you guys. he said this was not a good audience. said you're a bunch of losers and boozers, so i shoved him, and he punched me right in the face. this happened because i was defending your honor. i just want to make sure you're aware of that. tatum is all ready to get channing tonight. channing tatum is here today. on the same day that the supreme court paved the way for gay marriage. so am i the luckiest guy in the world or what? channing has a new movie called "white house down." and we'll see some of that. and we have outtakes from the i want channing tatum, but for now, let's try to focus on paula d

jimmy kimmel is up after us. who's on the show. >> tonight we have music from jimmy eat the world and lil wayne is a-lye and well. areyou going make it rain. >> aumann. >> i just got my hair done. are you paying attention, 'cause i haven't even gotten to the juicy part yet. i have. it's tender, too. yeah? so he texts back, "spring break '05," like that narrows it down. everyone's talking about dunkin's new juicy chicken sandwich. grab one with barbecue or bacon and ranch today. america runs on dunkin'. it's like an iceberg volcano. it's like a hot chocolate coolatta! i just read the cup. hot chocolate goes chill with the dunkin' donuts hot chocolate coolatta. hurry in and cool off today. america runs on dunkin'. all right new tonight. weare going to show a dramatic rescue in tampa, florida. 7police officers are being called the magnificent p rescuing a man from a burning car. threeofficers pulled him out while four others put out the firement perry thanked the officers for allowing him to come home to his kids. tw

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching everyone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i appreciate that, probably explains to those who didn't see the show last night. obviously, i had a black eye, on saturday, i opened the car door and my face broke open. this morning i filed a restraining order against my car, which is making it difficult to get to work. but i had to get 11 stitches in my cheek. it was a scary moment, because you know, my face is my fortune. i look at it this way, in the rich tapestry of life, good and bad thing things happen, and all we can do is eat, pray and bleed. the stanley cup, speaking of that, andrew shaw also hit his face on a car door. the blackhawks beat boston, it is a weird thing, that is what happened on the night i lost my virginity. you guys are here on a fun night, you know, we shut the whole block down for miley cyrus. actually, they're not all here for miley, some of them are here to steal wallets. and then right after her appearan

>> announcer: from hollywood it's jimmy kimmel live, game night. presented by skype. tonight jack black, nba skype scavenger hunt. metta world peace versus a 2-year-old. now hitting foul trouble here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i am your host, jimmy. no, you did not have too much cough sear up. we're on early tonight. before or after the game, game four tonight between the san antonio spurs and the miami heat. game four provides a critical bridge between game four and five. some believe you can't have a game five without four. next season for the first time ever they will allow advertising on the court. teams will be permitted to sell ad space between the floor and the sideline and the benches which will mean it will be like nascar with more black people. [ laughter ] the plan is expected to net the nba over $100 million in revenue next year. i am excited. my big problem with watching nba games right now is the overall lack of advertising. i would like to see them replace the basketball with a honey baked ham. [ laughter ] if yo

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live: game night," presented by skype. tonight, steven tyler and joe perry. also, skype scavenger hunt with one direction. and now, walking this way, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host for the show. and welcome to our "game night" special. [ cheers and applause ] it's a big one. tonight we have game 7 of the nba finals between the heat and the spurs in miami. you know, this is -- thank you. historically, you know, the winner of game 7 goes on to win the series, so this one is big. so far, the series has gone spurs, heat, spurs, heat, spurs, heat, and so if this was a third-grade math test, the heat would be in real trouble right now. on paper, you know, the heat are

everybody, we'll be right back with music from the neighbourhood. ♪ ♪ >> the "jimmy kimmel live" concertmmy: their album is called, "i love you." making their late night television debut with the song, "sweater weather," the neighborhood. ♪ all i am is a man i want the world in my hands i hate the beach but i stand ♪ ♪ in california with my toes in the sand use the sleeves of my sweater let's have an adventure head in ♪ ♪ the clouds but my gravity's centered touch my neck and i'll touch yours you in those little high ♪ ♪ waisted shorts oh she knows what i think about and what i think about one love two ♪ ♪ mouths one love one house no shirt no blouse just us you find out nothing that wouldn't wanna tell ♪ ♪ you about no cause it's too cold for you here and now so let me hold both your hands in the holes ♪ ♪ of my sweater and if i may just take your breath away i don't mind if there's not much to say sometimes ♪ ♪ the silence guides our minds to so move to a place so far away the goose bumps start to raise the minute that ♪ ♪ my left hand meets your waist and then i watch your face put my

jimmy kimmel live is >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, lil wayne! from "the mindy project" chris messina. and music from jimmy eats world. cleto and the cletones. and now sit back and relax. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

and now, batten the hatches, here is jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello everyone, thank you for watching. thank you for

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: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"tonight -- jonah hill. the national spelling bee champ. episode three of "the baby bachelor" and music from the lonely island with cleto and the cletones. and now, what can i say, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ]

and now in the paint, here's jimmy kimmel! very much, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for joining us here for our game two "game night" special. tonight the san antonio spurs visit the miami -- what is it, sound machine? no, the heat. that's right. they named it after what the old people there complain about all day. you know, heat fans wear matching white t-shirts to the games, which to me is a weird thing. white shirts at a -- it's the nba finals. it's not a family portrait at sears. [ laughter ] the heat and spurs also have two of the most unusual nba mascots. the heat mascot is named burnie. b-u-r-n-i-e. but the person who came up with burnie had to be high, right? i mean -- [ laughter ] it's like bird who's on fire, but instead of a beak he has a yellow basketball. i think this should be the heat mascot, the tan mom. right? talk about burning. we might be past burning. and if you think burnie is weird, this is the spurs' coyote. the spurs' coyote is the only team mascot with a meth problem. [ laughter ] her

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live. tonight, anna paquin, and nascar champion, brad keselowski, the finale of "the baby bachelor." and now, batten the hatches, here is jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello everyone, thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ applause ] >> jimmy: who is ready to let love in tonight? anyone? [ applause ] >> jimmy: good, good, good, big night for the sports fan, between the miami heat and the san antonio spurs, when a series reaches game seven, both teams are winners for going so far. but in the actual concrete way, only one team is the winner, one is the loser. game seven is actually happening while we're taping this show. but i can't tell you how it ended. i can tell you how it started. it started tight at zero. there is a lot going on in the news right now with the game and the drones and -- game of drones, i guess, but -- that makes this an excellent time to go out on hollywood boulevard to mix with the pedestrians. the following question is, do you agree with

she set things straight overnight with jimmy kimmel. and the humorous and humble response. >>> miss utah was a good sport. >> she really is. good wednesday morning, everyone. there's new questions this morning about whether or not we're safer because of programs like the nsa surveillance of phone calls and e-mails. >> for the first time, officials are revealing a plot that targeted the new york stock exchange and dozens of others that were stopped because of those programs. >> devin dwyer is joining us from washington with more on all of this. good morning devin. >> reporter: good morning. u.s. officials are on an all-out blitz to educate the public about these programs and to trust that they won't be abused. it was an al qaeda plat to stop the u.s. economy. a plot on the new york stock exchange. >> these tools have helped us. >> reporter: the fbi said that intercepted e-mail from an al qaeda leader in yemen led to this man and two other americans. they were in the initial stages of planning their attack, seven years after 9/11. >> the

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, lil wayne! from "the mindy project" chris messina. and music from jimmy eats world. cleto and the cletones. and now sit back and relax. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello there. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of your show. thank you for watching, thank you for joining us here tonight in beautiful hollywood, california. hey, i have a question for you. who's ready to have their every erotic fantasy fulfilled? [ cheers and applause ] looks like you have your work cut out for you tonight, guillermo. game three of the nba finals between the san antonio spurs and the miami heat took place in texas tonight. but the big stories are from football. this morning, the new england patriots signed tim tebow, apparently, they needed a virgin to sacrifice to the football gods. [ laughter ] tebow fit the bill perfectly. and the other story involves chad johnson, formerly known as chad ochocinco, who got thrown in jail for a very unusual reason. he was in court. he was answering

>> we're on jimmy kimmel, dad! >> why are you doing this? >> jimmy: your children listen to me now, dad. [ applause ] >> so this year, we're going to do it again, we have a new challenge for father's day. the theme is breakfast in bed. but i'm giving you a choice, you can do it one of two ways, option one, serve dad something terrible like a shoe filled with oatmeal, and the other option, make him a nice breakfast, bring is on a tray and just dump it on the bed, pancakes, whatever, bring it to him, record yourself doing this, upload the video, on youtube, called i sent my dad breakfast in bed. don't scald him with hot coffee, use your head, what is wrong with you? do what you have to do, then post your message, think of this as the chance he dragged you out of bed to help him in the yard. and let's make this the worst father's day ever. [ applause ] >> this will be a very big weekend at the movies, the much anticipated "man of steel" comes out tomorrow. finally, a super hero movie. a lot of people are -- excited to see. >> excuse me, excuse m

and now, face the facts, here's jimmy kimmel!heers and applause ] >> eric: i am jimmy kimmel, i'm host of the joy. thanks for coming.

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"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, maggie gyllenhaal, dean norris, miss utah marissa powell, and music from empire of the sun. with cleto and the cletones. and now, your friend and mine, here is jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you for watching, thank you for joining us. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: as you know, game six of the nba finals between the miami heat and san antonio spurs happened tonight at the american airlines arena in miami. we do not know the outcome of that game because it is being played right now as we tape this show. either the heat remained alive or the spurs are the champions, which according to a survey by public policy polling is the outcome most people want. 72% of the people want to spurs to win, only 23 favored the heat. this is a very significant poll, they found that mitt romney supporters overwhelmingly liked the spurs, mitt romney supporters, and they found that african-americans and latinos prefer the heat, and the vegans and vegetarians support th

i said there is jimmy kimmel, i'm a huge fan, i guess he was invited to the wedding. mber 2's? and i looked up and saw you. i said they're okay, they could be better. and i remember him saying is it the hotel food that is bothering you? you know. and i said, no, no, no, my number 2's have always been kind of off, and hey jimmy, nice to meet you -- >> jimmy: i thought you guys were talking about pencils, i didn't even realize -- you were on the news room and the mindy project -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they schedule that out for you, you take a golf cart between sets or what? >> no, no, both productions are amazing. they're very lenient on me, and they have been terrific. i mean, i did -- during 24 episodes of the mindy project, i shot a bunch of news rooms. and "mindy project" ended, i'm directing my first movie right now, so i'm in prep for my first movie. >> jimmy: wow, that is a lot of work. well, you play jane fonda's son on the news room. did you know her at all? did you like her? >> i love her. >> jimmy: oh, yes, she is your mom. >> i was always a huge

you can't do that. 11:30, you're competing against letterman and jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: yes. >> and. >> jimmy: i know. >> you gonna be lucky you get a two share. it's a jungle. >> jimmy: it's a jungle. >> if you -- you don't have the killer instinct in you. >> jimmy: i don't, but i don't -- i think we have a solid show. i'm just -- >> you do, but you -- where's your -- you got to steal guests from kimmel. you got to steal guests from letterman. you can't -- you got to get the best guests. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i can't come on here every night. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on! >> i can't. >> jimmy: come on, you live in new york! you have to! >> i'm not. >> jimmy: come on! >> listen, i got a real problem with you moving to 11:30. i am very close to jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: i know. >> and i like you, but i think i like jimmy better as a friend. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know. >> and you haven't been a good friend to me. >> jimmy: i know, i know. he's your friend. >> he's actually my friend. i invited this guy over to my house. he hasn't invited -- he hasn't reciprocated one bit. >> jimmy: wh

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if it is jimmy kimmel sporting a shiner and they're the one that gave it to them.e is another one out there. don't you think? if it really wasn't a car door. >> makes you wonder. i love it. he cast his own likeness with the buff body. that's great. when they make a movie about me, they'll never make, i want to have somebody who is -- >> buff. >> of course. >> buff. muscular. >>> moving on, kimye, there are reports out there, atrib puts this to britain's "sun" picked up by "the daily beast." apparently kanye west popped the question to baby mama, kim kardashian. happened a couple days after they had their baby, north west. and the report goes on, this was with an engagement ring, rare black diamond, cost him $1 million. wow. but there is a lot of other reports out there that say that is simply not true. perez hilton, "people" magazine both saying, nice try, likely story, just not a real story. >> here's a goofy question. is black diamond black or is it just called a black diamond? >> i don't know. no idea. >> didn't mean to put you on the spot. >> i don't know much

. >> from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live: game night. with steve carell, kristen wiig, cousin sal, and rajon rondo. plus jason collins versus a 2-year-old. now with no time on the clock, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome. thank you very much. thank you for watching. i'd like to say happy father's day for those of you who are fathers. father's day is the one day of the year when you can't call home and say hey, dad, hand the phone to mom. you want to give your dad a good gift for father's day, start turning the lights off when you leave the room. nothing will make him happier. also like to wish a happy you're the father to the men of the nba. how many women in our audience have raised a child sired by an nba player? i thought there will be more. it's important to the fans, frns, this fan who was excited about the team' win. tell me your name. >> jay. >> how important was the win? >> this is the best thing in my life forever. nothing better than this. this is the best night. i have three kids, and this is still better than that night.

did you watch jimmy kimmel last night? >> out of the corner of my eye. >> had it in my office.teresting outfit she wore on the show. that interesting haircut. do we have the outfit. there we go. what do you think? >> wow, look at those boots. >> look at that, right. her butt is hanging out. she can't walk. >> very interesting choice. sat down, said the first time, some one in your underwear sat on your couch. no, i sit in my underwear on the couch all the time. all part of miley's coast to coast tour with abc. straight from jimmy kimmel to the airport. going to be on "good morning america" this morning. then she is going to wrap up the coast to coast tour with live with kelly and michael later today. yeah, definitely. strange outfit. i guess in some respects. but, she certainly wants to put separation between her and the woman. you know as much as -- i don't know if i care for the outfit. she is doing that. probably a smart move. >> yeah, i guess. she has to realize the sale people who were her fans when she was hannah montana, there's tweens. >> the tweens are her age now. the

that is called plausible deniability. >> jimmy kimmel airs right here at 11:35 following abc7 news at 11. still ahead, milely cyrus make a series of stops all over silico >> coming up at 3:00 on "katie" escaping extreme religion and drama, a sundayed? >> and yesterday milely cyrus was on the couch with the crew and then stopped by facebook in menlo park and posed for this picture. >> she hit up twitter with a live chat with fans and answered [dramatic music] ♪ [cheers and applause] >> hi, baby. welcome back. >> thank you so much. [cheers and applause] >> hello, everybody, and welcome to millionaire. today is a very special day for rishi bhandari. he's not only sitting at $63,500, just one question away from round 2. that in and of itself is fantastic. but there's another reason why today means a lot to >> >> [laughs] it's my birthday. >> it's your birthday! [cheers and applause] and i kind of knew that because, your sister, and your dad all have on "happy birthday, rishi" shirts showing their support to you. >> thanks, guys. thank you. >> a

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, rod stewart and edie falco with cleto and the cletones, and now, don't change a thing, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. can you feel it? you know what that is? we're feeling it. that's love we're feeling in the air right now. it has nothing