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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> kal: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm kal penn. my third night, and this job is way better than when i worked at the white house. i can eat candy for lunch without michelle obama judging me for it. anyway, we've got a great show for you tonight. my guest is "vanity fair" editor radhika jones. [cheers and applause] yeah, she's wonderful. but there's a lot to talk about, so let's get into headlines! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ let's kick things off with a big update on artificial intelligence. if you are one of those people who is worried that ai is getting too smart to fast, you might want to tell alexis to turn your tv off. >> artificial artificial intelt got more real. >> artificial intelligence taking a dizzying leap forward. openai the company behind chatgpt, which came on the scene just four months ago, out with its latest innovation, gpt4. >> it can summarize articles, craft jokes, and even decipher images. >> for example, it can tell us that if the strings in this image were cut, the balloons would fly away. >> after scanning a

>> kal: thank you!d to watch the races up close. >> are you thirsty? >> kal: sure. thank you, cheers, thank you, guys. how long have you been coming here? >> 23 years. >> we are all family. >> kal: you definitely have the best for you. that is really right nascar is all about. family, speed, and crushing beers on top of an rv with a group of new friends. >> cheers! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> kal: all right! stay tuned because when we come back, the foreign minister of pakistan will be joining me. so don't go away! [cheers and applause] ♪♪ ♪uber one can save you on rides and eats♪ ♪yeah, it's kinda sweet♪ ♪you save on rides to the westside♪ that's catchy as fudge. ♪uber one can save you♪ ♪ ♪ strip away what you don't want, like added sugars and preservatives, and what's left is the good stuff. the real fruit and vegetable juices of naked. strip down to naked. i would totally (bleep) me. but i'd also make myself take prep first. listen up. i prep for my community. i prep for my partner. i prep because i

i know who it was. >> kal: that is terrible. who was it? >> it was woke. >> kal: all right, man.chael kosta, everybody. [cheers and applause] all right, when we come back, my interview with president joe biden. don't go away. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ it's a lovely day today ♪ ♪ and whatever you've got to do ♪ ♪ i'd be so happy to be... ♪ whatever the morning brings, sip your sunshine! with 100% orange juice and no added sugar, tropicana. when you really need to sleep. you reach for the really good stuff. zzzquil ultra helps you sleep better and longer when you need it most. its non-habit forming and powered by the makers of nyquil. ♪♪ ♪uber one can save you on rides and eats♪ ♪yeah, it's kinda sweet♪ ♪you save on rides to the westside♪ that's catchy as fudge. ♪uber one can save you♪ [cheers and applause] >> kal: welcome back to "the daily show"! last week, i had the opportunity to interview the president of the united states at the white house. we talked about our divided country and how young people's advocacy can affect policy on climate, drilling, and human rights. >> kal: mr

>> kal: thank you!atch the races up close. >> are you thirsty? >> kal: sure. thank you, cheers, thank you, guys. how long have you been coming here? >> 23 years. >> we are all family. >> kal: you definitely have the best for you. that is really right nascar is all about. family, speed, and crushing beers on top of an rv with a group of new friends. >> cheers! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> kal: all right! stay tuned because when we come back, the foreign minister of pakistan will be joining me. so don't go away! [cheers and applause] you foxes talking about me? no, it's just uber one stuff. yeah, you get 10% off orders. ♪ ♪♪ [ male announcer ] does your money play hard to get? then open a netspend all-access account. it's a mobile bank account that not only gets you paid up to two days faster with direct deposit, it gives you cash-back offers on everyday purchases, which can help you manage your money and make you both feel like you're king of the world. the netspend all-access account. make friends with

[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> kal: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm kal penn.ave had so much fun! i wish i could stay forever. honestly, like, now i understand why trump refused to leave the white house. what do you think? should we do an insurrection? just say forever? [cheers and applause] i was joking. you guys are messed up. i love it! all right, we've got a great show for you tonight. chasten buttigieg is here, everyone! we have a lot to talk about. so let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] let's begin with some breaking news from the vatican. no, not about you. you are still going to hell. but there is some good news for priests. >> pope francis says the catholic church's thousand year-old practice of celibacy for priests could be changed. he tells an argentine publication the ban on priests having sex was only temporary and that there is no contradiction for a priest to marry. >> kal: that's right, yeah, pope francis just stepped out on his balcony and said, "i am proud to announce the end of our no-nut millennium. we did it!" [cheers and ap

that care with the host of "getting warmer with kal penn," kal penn.rmer with kal penn." it's about the climate crisis. what have you learned? i assume you must've been fairly informed about this before. what have you learned that surprised even you as you are doing this series? >> kal: this show was mostly about climate solutions. it is not the doom and gloom thing. it's doing things right, advocates and businesses. what surprised me was a lot of people who financed the clean energy stuff, solar panels or cleantech or innovation, some of the folks who at least on paper kind of attack those innovations. they know that it's profitable. they know this is the right direction for our planet and for business. they know it's possible to have both. that was kind of eye-opening. i actually didn't think -- there was one way of looking at it that was like what a bummer but the other way was this is great. things are on the right track despite all the cable news nonsense that people are still doing the right thing. >> stephen: that's the interesting thing about r

. >> kal: okay. >> president biden: i hadn't thought much about it, to tell you the truth. and i was a senior in high school. and my dad was dropping me off and i was about to get out of the car and i looked to my right and two well-dressed men in suits kissed each other. i mean, they gave each other a kiss. and then one went, looked like he was headed to the dupont building, one looked like he was going to the hercules corporation building. and i'll never forget, i turned and looked at my dad, he said, joe, it is simple. they love each other. it is simple. i'm not joking. it is simple.

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definitely better than anyone, this is the deputy secretary of defense of the united states , kolen kalwho spoke at a hearing in the house armed services committee representatives last week this is also what i am what i listened to on the ukrainian airwaves this is the explanation of a very famous pilot or one of the most experienced pilots in the world by the dream commander dmytro antonov, so last week i listened to his explanation about this and the former chief of the general staff of the armed forces of ukraine, general lieutenant romanenko, who is an aviator, is the same. all of them agree that the transmission in 16 ukraine takes a very long time. he estimates this time at least one and a half years ago. the following tasks need to be solved, and training must be done. it is not easy for ukrainian pilots to fly these planes and use them in combat. that is, they need to be taught the tactics of air combat on these planes, which is very different from the tactics used on soviet planes, because the f-16 is a fighter and a bomber in one plane and attack aircraft, such soviet analogue

who inherited from gustov adolf yes the great military figure of the thirty years' war, his grandson kalhis is such alexander the great, now he will come, the belly of this darius is arguing, and in fact, in russia, he will roll away again there its bear corner. but it happened the other way around , yes, as if yes, and he defeated this alexander of macedon, by the way, a very talented militarily man, therefore, since then , we, as it were, have not been loved for ours. uh, for ensuring that large long distances are large in population. however, you know in my opinion. this is russophobia, let's say we take france yes, in general, the population of france has a positive attitude towards us, as i said, our president of the elite, especially the liberal intelligentsia, especially the media here they compete in this this russophobia. if you take the number of population. yes, then the global south at times, as it were, covers the lamb, uh, the collective west even if we add south korea there and if we add japan there, these people treat quite well, you know, in germany , in fact, germany no

on the underbelly of the fascist occupation of the aura, the third jaska from the violence of minsk kalaid down by eighty thousand people and only one jumped from three to 5.000 survived under the holocaust shas, the minsk yetta was one of the most violent lessons in leaf fall, 45 steps. replenished the deported jew from germany austria and dzheykhii tadysh-shouldered, the first mass slaughterers. however, then the zamarazobra appeared in minsk, berlin crushes this one. i kind of think that it will be possible to score already, how warm it will be for the minometric, because the colis tried to dig up the graves, ditches, pits, thank you. the car of whom the verse this is from terminating and uprooted those who managed to bake and knead in the winter, to echo deer to kostya. their tykh 5,000 yakies arranged their death for another juicer in 1940 of another year. have a day of bright yaurrian light. by fish. killed them at the mountain in the city they were slaughtered just on the territory of the guetta , and there they only deigned to go there, they just threw them off. well, this is th

as prime minister kaya kal, us has secured 1st place in the parliamentary elections with 32 percent of the vote . she is a strong supporter if you crane and has warned that it needs to bolster its own security against russia. those all you headlines nice continues here and out there off to women, make signs ah, [000:00:00;00] a when i was working in oxford, which by the terms of my career was really a pinnacle movement. i'm another i proud, but i just like but you know, but what do you think you can do both in 1020 years? how is it going to hello anybody to improve the lives of the people that live in? awfully. my mom. it's a wonderful time for me because i have seen the other side of what i got even imagine in the oratory. and what is even more exciting is that i've seen you apply. i'm such in africa, just something i couldn't imagine when i was twin tine moon. somebody'll with my name is sheila packer. whichever g. i was born in nigeria. i studied medical by chemistry and then went on to do a ph. d. and plant by chemistry. i did some pesto troll. well, i'm in oxford at the institute

no one has yet claimed responsibility is sonia center, right. prime minister kaya kal is, has won an election dominated by the war ukraine. she is one of keith's most outspoken supporters and is said to remain in office despite an economic crisis. her party $137.00 out of $101.00 seats, putting callis on track to lead another coalition. russia says that defense minister sergey show who has visited mar, you pull in eastern ukraine. the ministry says that he met with senior commanders during his trip. and awarded metals to military personnel, the city and the don't ask region was captured by russian forces last year. after a month long siege. ukrainian president volota mer zalinski says that his troops are in a, quote, painful and difficult battle to hold on to bach. mood of the situation on the ground in the eastern ukrainian city remains uncertain. on sunday, the head of the russian back mercenary wagner group warned that his troops could be running out of ammunition and a method on the groups. telegram channel. wagner, chief give guinea pro. goshen said that russia's front lines nea

espresso tv a brief summary of the main points on telegram-kal and on youtube i feel chained to the chair , everything is starting to annoy me , there is no convenient moment for pain, but there is a yellow cream dolgit cream dolgit helps to eliminate pain and has an anti-inflammatory effect dolgitz is the only yellow cream for joint pain and for muscle spasms, dolgit tablets are antispasmodics to relax muscles and tendons , will the ukrainian team of miners be able to continue the football fairy tale and reach the quarterfinals, cheer for shakhtar in the europa league, exclusively on megogo, there are moments when the body quickly loses fluid, which can lead to dehydration , when, of course, there is not enough water. are working khrystyna yatskiv borkovskii , the ambassador of the european union, today agreed to allocate another two billion euros to the european peace fund, which, in particular , is used to finance the defense aid to ukraine today, the ambassadors approved an additional two billion euros for the european peace fund, this decision sends a clear signal to the unchanging c

but stay tuned because your next post is my boy kal penn!special "god loves me" on hbo max or catch me on tour, buy tickets at the link below! i will be in boston on saturday! now here it is, your "moment of zen"! piece! [cheers and applause] >> and just be at peace! [indistinct jamaican accent] ♪ i'm goin' down to south park, gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ goin' down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ people spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪ ♪ heading on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪

they can recognize each other, terrorizing civilians alongside nikita and was the militant yoga master kal. rather lansky search him up on google and you might run into his seemingly harmless invitation to yoga classes. but a quick visit to his instagram will leave you without any doubt that he is just one more neo nazi. that's not although there was yet another fascist among them. oswald, lemme, i wanted criminal in russia. these are the people that key of seems to think are fighting for freedom against the so called bruton regime. today, the russian federation is an entity involving a large number of, into ethnic, into religious, socio political and other conflicts. these are the people who have fighting against the putin regime and his supporters with weapons in their hands. perhaps the russians are starting to wake up realizing things and taking some specific measures . and unfortunately, that's probably how the western media is going to spin things as well. no mention of the actual neo nazis leading campaigns of abuse against civilians just closed eyes and cupboard ears. while while k

inherited its qualities, both from the maternal form and the paternal form, to create bread from thirty-kal is also necessary that it has a sufficiently high content of protein and gluten, despite the fact that the direction of using tricical grain is becoming increasingly -the same grain fodder, then the creation of baking words. this is a new direction of use that we are uh implementing 5 10 years. uh, back to the present time, it takes about 10-12 years to breed a variety. and at each stage , it is necessary to select from the lecture material exactly in the appropriate direction of use. that is, already when the varieties are on the greens, it is already necessary to determine their baking quality , to conduct a biochemical analysis of the grain , to conduct laboratory baking. khlebov, from this grain, in order to determine whether the variety will go into production in the future or not, we are breeding two types. this is winter and spring from winter wheat. here is a new variety, for example, oshima is characterized by a good content of crude protein, gluten , high vitreousness and go

adviser jake sullivan believe that ukraine has more urgent needs, the deputy head of the pentagon, kolyan kal, believes that air defense systems remain the main priority for kyiv. artillery and armored vehicles, the timing of possible deliveries is also a problem. according to the most optimistic estimates, already produced fighters may end up in ukraine in about 18 months, and the production of new ones will take from three to six years , the politician says in the material. -29 the day before , journalists asked the prime minister of the country, meteos muravetskyi, when the planes can actually be handed over to ukraine. this is what he said. the delivery of mig-29 fighters to ukraine can take place within four six weeks well, this is actually april. last week, polish leaders said that the delivery of combat aircraft to ukraine would be carried out only within the framework of an international coalition , but literally now, the spokesman of the polish government, piotr müller, said that warsaw had received clear statements from several countries that also wanted to supply ukraine with fight

. ♪ kal: on this episode of "getting warmer," the electric vehicle revolution is finally here, but theree problem. >> key thing for the materials going forward is we don't have enough, quite frankly, to mine and move forward in the electric vehicle business.

inherited its qualities, as from the maternal form such paternal, then to create bread from thirty-kal, it is also necessary that it has a sufficiently high content of protein and gluten, despite the fact that the direction of using tritskalia grain is becoming, after all, fodder grain, then the creation of baking words. this is a new direction of use that we have been implementing for five to ten years. uh back present in order to breed a variety, it takes about 10-12 years. and at each stage , it is necessary to select from the lecture material exactly in the appropriate direction of use. that is, already when the varieties are on the plots, it is already necessary to determine their baking quality , to conduct a biochemical analysis of the grain , to conduct laboratory baking. khlebov, from this grain, in order to determine whether the variety will go into production in the future or not, we are breeding two types. this is winter and spring from winter wheat. here a new variety, for example, osima, is characterized by a good content of crude protein, gluten , high vitreousness and g

[laughter] actor kal penn mce before celebrating at the pacifica cantina the next day. drew: a lot of things happening. reggie: a lot going on, none of it is understandable to me. if you had a good time, that is all that matters. jobina: i was not expecting that story to go in that direction. that taco bell is nice, great view on the beach. i thought they would get married on the patio. drew: overlooking the water. but put on goggles, ignore the scenery. reggie: i do not know if there are goggles. , i am guessing it was on zoom. let me look into that. jobina: that h cousins zoom wedding. [laughter] drew: i sat there with my champagne. jobina: me, too. drew: what a time. [laughter] let us go outside to live doppler 7, we have showers, some downpours. it is impacting the commute, but the system will not last all that long. a level 1 until 10:00 a.m., the next three and a half hours. after 10:00, the system is out of here and return to sunshine. dramatically different afternoon on the way. dry later today with temperatures in the low to mid 50's, tonight a blend of stars a

the segment with president biden, and he was intervieweand by actor and former obama biden staffer kal penn. but maybe forgot., >> so he took pen through the oval office. e offi >>ce come on back here.>> come h not many people come back this i we but come on . i went and spoke at the kennedy library a couple of times. t last time i spoke there, i get handed this by caroline kennedy and it's that famous letter you wrote , and this is the actual copy. and it's, you know, why am i gone? okay, okay. oka first of all, it was not a letter and it's also not why am i going? it wasing. jfk speech about space space exploration called why we choose the moon. biden is so confused. he's probably in that roomor his right now searching for his personal copy ofy of jfk jr.. s book, why i'm still here. that doesn't exist either, which is probably why biden's saly democratic competitor is saying this. >> nikki haley say s>> nikki hal presidential candidates over the age of seventy five should take a mental competency test. >> i >> do you agree? i don't think anybody's complaining about the mental compet

. >> well, even ones closest friends, certainly police kal representatives, they don't do what each constituent% of the time on every issue. is this enough to unmoor you from the president's camp, to lose your support? >> well, one you're assuming that i supported the president. so, be careful there. you know, d.c. statehood is a nonpartisan, civil rights and voting rights issue. in the recent past, we have had support exclusively from the democratic party. we expect the democratic party to continue to support us. we also expect the republican party, the party that claims to be for small government, to also support d.c. statehood, to support the right of american citizens who pay federal taxes to have representation in their government. so, it is a nonpartisan issue. is my -- this definitely hurts my opinion of the president. i definitely look at him in a lesser light than i did two weeks ago. i felt like he could take a strong stand and say, no, i support statehood. i support the right of the people of d.c. to enact their own laws. and i'm going to veto this legislation. he chose not to do tha

kal opponent that he had been talking about this and their response, saying that this was coming as some sort of favor to joe biden from the da alvin bragg trying to link him he is a democrat to campaign contributions to various democrats. and obviously, as you can see here, many much of this is the same as what we've heard in many of trump's responses to legal entanglements. he calls it a hoax and a witch hunt. but again, he goes after bragged directly. he says that it's because he's a democrat and links them to joe biden says he should be working on new york instead. one thing is very clear in here and that is accurate is that this is an unprecedented move to indict a former u. s. president of the united states. totally historic indeed, as you correctly point out, kristin holmes, thank you very much for reading that direct statement from trump. and let me get reaction right now. david chalian. let me start with you. go ahead. let's just start with the fact that just because donald trump calls this indictment, election interference it is not. this is not election interference, and we sh

it was kind of a bible kal justice of, the banks are bad, and it took a really, really long period, butan tan, and few look at the next three years, 15% to 17% return on tangible equity. 50% of the profits going for buybacks and dividends, you know, lower cost income ratio. no, you know, they're not out acquiring things it sounded like a u.s. bank. >> right >> i think the other impact in europe is the net interest income with higher rates goes much more to the bottom line in european and uk banks where in the u.s. the banks, much more of that goes to the consumer. >> so you can own a bank for the family >> yep. >> what bank would you own >> san tan air >> that's your bank? >> that's my bank. the price to book of the european banks versus the u.s., the valuations are so far off, it dun-- over the next two to te years, that's the best buy. >> we talked to brian armstrong this week from coinbase, and you spent a lot of time talking about circle obviously something you're looking at. what do you think happens, and right now by the way, the finance stable point has been taken off the chess b

kal that's when he got out of the car and ran.at was hit was a 31 year old mother of twin six year old boys. she died at the scene. this is a little small neighborhood. we don't this stuff doesn't really like really happened here. i bought a house here a couple of years ago. this is not like something that normally goes on over here, so it's just a sad situation. the police in hercules say they chased down 20 year old ralph ellsworth white, the third of the lejos. he's expected to face several charges in connection with that deadly crack. well today, teachers in oakland plan to walk off the job for the day. they say the district is offering them and insultingly low proposal for a pay raise. ktvu is james torres joins us now from oakland with the details. james. good morning t well teachers and the oakland unified school district have not been on rather have not agreed to terms on a new contract since october. some of those teachers are saying that the district isn't doing enough to meet them halfway, whereas the district says some

laur taylor-kal california to be an assistant secretary. mr. schum: i sen a cloture moon to the desk. the presiding offer: the clerk will report. the clerk: cloture motion: we, the undersign senators, in accordance with the provisions of rul 22 of the standing rules of the senate, do hereby move nomination of executive calendar mber 18, laura taylor-kale of california to be an assistant secretary of defse, signed by 17 senators follows -- mr. schumer: i ask consenthe reading of the names be waived. the presiding oicer: without objection. mr. schumer: finally, isk unanimous consent that the mandatory quorumalls for the cloture motions filed today, march 9, be waived. the presiding officer: without objection. mr. schumer: i ask unanimous consent that the senate proceed to legislative session and be in a period of morning business with senators permitted to speak therein for up to ten minutes each. the presiding officer: without objection u. mr. schumer: madam president, i have six requests for committees to meet during today's session of the sena