j, j, jason. >> yeah, yeah, yason. >> did kimmel send you here? >> who jimmy kimmel?> i asked you a question. >> come here, buddy. hey, hey. [ laughter ] >> tell kimmel he can't bump me from my own movie. you understand me? >> a little bit. >> you understand me? don't you answer me unless i ask you a direct question. that was my fault. that was a question. answer me! >> what was the question? >> what are you going to tell jimmy kimmel when you see him? answer me! >> no to bomb you. >> why would he do that? >> what the [ bleep ] is this? i mean, are you [ bleep ] kidding me? i mean, seriously, are you kidding me? jimmy kimmel is bumping me from my own [ bleep ] movie? for who? guillermo? [ bleep ], kimmel. >> when we come back, more of matt damon. this time with music and a lot more foul language too. right back. ♪ i'm (bleep) ben affleck ♪ he's (bleep) ben affleck ♪ while you and matt are swappin' spit ♪ "ever ask somebody to lend you a foot?" > "vince mahe grew up on two continents... and noticed that wherever you go, people have their hands full, but their feet free

matt damon me, you're kimmel's side kick. you're probably just going to go over there and untie him the minute i turn my back. >> no, no. i don't like jimmy, he's a dumbass. [ laughter ] >> so you're going to be loyal to me now? >> yes, my lord. [ laughter ] >> i'm sorry, guillermo. i just can't believe that. buenos noches, my friend. ladies and gentlemen, i took the liberty of hiring my own guillermo. so please welcome legendary actor andy garcia. [ cheers and applause ] hello, andy! >> hello, mr. matt damon. [ laughter ] >> are you prepared to be my faithful side kick? >> si. i got my taser. >> he's got a taser and he's in character. excellent, mi amigo. what else can we change around here. the band leader. what's your name? >> i'm cleto. >> i'm sorry. i've never heard of you. why don't you say hello to the new band leader. this is sheryl crow. [ cheers and applause ] >> we'll miss you a lot. >> thank you so much for being here, sheryl. do you think you can handle this? >> i got this. i'm sheryl crow. [ cheers and applause

you're kimmel's sidekick.ably just gonna go over there and untie him the minute i turn my back. no, no. i don't like jimmy. he's a dumbass. [ laughter ] so you're gonna be loyal to me now? yes, my lord. i'm sorry, guillermo. i just -- i just can't believe that. buenas noches, my friend. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, i took the liberty of hiring my own guillermo. so please welcome legendary actor andy garcia. [ cheers and applause ] hello, andy. [ as guillermo ] hello, mr. matt damon. [ laughter ] are you prepared to be my faithful sidekick? sí. i brought my taser. [ taser crackles ] he's got a taser, and he's in character. excellent, mi amigo. okay, what else can we change around here? uh, the band leader. yeah, right. what's your name? i'm cleto. yeah, no, i'm sorry. i've never heard of you. uh, why don't you say hello to the new band leader? this is sheryl crow. [ cheers and applause ] we'll miss you a lot, cleto. we'll miss you a lot. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for being here, sheryl. th

jimmy kimmel has a theory.atch this from "jimmy kimmel live." >> at the end of the show anderson does a show called the "ridiculist." it tickled mr. cooper, to say the least. >> the girl is standing back from a pussywillow branch. >> take a look. [ laughter ] >> i'm sorry. [ laughter ] >> i've got to let it out. >> i think anderson cooper is high. how else do you explain that? [ applause ] >> the word pussy willow is not that funny. no word is that funny. nothing has ever been that funny. i like to see drug t

goodbye. >> jimmy kimmel live starts if.ht after us >> all right.hollywood gearing up for the party of the year. that is the oscars. host seventh and actress emma announce the nominees today. >> we are pleased to announce the film selected as best picture nominee for 2012 are feast of the southern wild. >> silver linings play book. >> zero dark 30. >> lincoln. >> les mis. >> the life of p i. >> amore. >> javrng 0unchained. >> and argo. >> one local note. lieutenant governor newsom's wife jennifer will be hitting the red carpet this year. she was executive producer on the invisible were way was nominated for best documentary about sexual abuse in the military. >> we have complete list of the nominee on our web site. also share your pick and challenge your friends with the my pick app on facebook that can be fun. my pick app also available on a el android and kindle device and of course see who wins on sunday february 24th when the oscars are announced live only on abc 7. >> you might remember snake on a plane was an actual movie and over in australia

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and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to see us in person. look, i know things are a little tense between us right now, but what do you say we forget about the past and just live in the today, you know? on monday, which is

how does kimmel distinguish himself?k he distinguishes himself by lowering the median age of viewers at 11:35 p.m. right away. i think he attracts a much younger audience. >> lowering from 85 to something more reasonable? >> 85 to at least 83. but, also, if anything happens, i think he may hasten the retirement of letterman. i think that what may happen is if letterman continues to get beaten by kimmel and there's more erosion in his audience, it may end up pushing him off the air. >> interesting publicity build up here, first, let me play jay leno taking, having a little bit of fun with the situation on "tonight show." >> well, here, maybe it's me. take a look. >> late night comedy talk show wars are suddenly becoming a crowded time slot. >> hold it right there. now, wait a minute. i have been here 20 years, is that the best picture they have of me? >> but what really struck me was the way in which jimmy kimmel, you know, doing interviews in places like "rolling stone." i looked at my papers and i found the quote kimmel

to be on "jimmy kimmel live?"here? >> no, jimmy is not hosting it, i am. >> yeah, of course. >> demi moore also joined in on the fun and jimmy's former girlfriend, sarah silverman. she and damon have worked before in that memorable video that we really can't say on broadcast television. >> it was very funny. i didn't realize that actually happened ten years ago you said, that matt damon was supposed to be on his show and they ran out of time with matt damon in the green room. how do you not have matt damon on your show? how do you run out of time? >> matt got his revenge. >>> coming up, who is putting words in the president's mouth just for a few cheap laughs? >>> and manti te'o's embarrassing hoax and new details about who was really calling him on the phone. stay tuned for that. you're watching "world news now." >>> "world news now" weather brought to you by colonel penn life insurance. [ roasting firewood ] ♪ many hot dogs are within you. try pepto-bismol to-go, it's the power of pepto, but it fits in your pock

an >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. please pay close attention to this word from american airlines. >> hi, i'm guillermo, and i love to travel on american airlines. the check-in service is the best. they really know thousahow to t care of a big celebrity like me. they make check-in so easy. keep up the good work. >> hello, mr. rodriguez. >> hi, how are you? >> we checked you in and we also have our very own designated security line. >> you really know how to treat a celebrity. >> you don't have to be a celebrity. we offer it to all of our customers. >> this is for you. i signed it just for you. >> thank you. can i assist you in finding your seat? >> that's okay, my personal assistant will take care of that. >> hi. >> hi. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity and convenience only on american airlines. >> take care of my bag. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with carson daly, zachary knighton, and muse africa dan deacon. lps you keep more of your money. with a customized interview, it helps

jolly rancher crunch n' chew. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."night, carson daly. from "happy endings", zachary knighton. and music from dan deacon, with cleto and the cletones. and now, making spirits bright, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for wearing your thursday best to be here tonight. everyone all right? you guys okay? [ cheers and applause ] are any of you completely done with your christmas shopping? >> yes! >> jimmy: kill her. there are only 11 days before christmas eve. i give a lot of gifts on christmas and i get a lot of gifts on christmas. but i don't open them right away. i like to save my gifts and i open them during shark week. it's just more exciting. by the way, what do you do with a gift that you know you're never going to use, you can't give it away because the person might find out that you've given it to somebody else. but my policy, what i do is i keep it for exactly 38 months, and then i throw it away. or give it away or something. i

you've never been funnier, my friend. >> oh, boy. >> what is kimmel thinking?th jason bourne. >> now if damon could only have gagged your subway segment. well done, lewis. still ahead, why are you awake? your tweets and texts and e-mails are next. morning joe oig moments away. try running four.ning a restaurant is hard, fortunately we've got ink. it gives us 5x the rewards on our internet, phone charges and cable, plus at office supply stores. rewards we put right back into our business. this is the only thing we've ever wanted to do and ink helps us do it. make your mark with ink from chase. [ bop ] [ bop ] [ bop ] you can do that all you want, i don't like v8 juice. [ male announcer ] how about v8 v-fusion. a full serving of vegetables, a full serving of fruit. but what you taste is the fruit. so even you... could've had a v8. at legalzoom, we've created a better place to handle your legal needs. maybe you have questions about incorporating a business you'd like to start. or questions about protecting your family with a will or living trust. and you'd like to

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try it free at turbotax.com. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- john krasinski. mike birbiglia. and music from atlas genius. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for watching. just follow me over here for a minute. i just want you to see something, if you could. oh, it's gone now. there was a cable laid out just to trip me when i came out here. [ laughter ] you were supposed to be watching that, guillermo. that's your fault. that's on you. he still doesn't speak any english. well, thank you for coming to visit on this american historic day. [ laughter ] in case you hadn't already heard it from every annoying person at work, it's december 12th, 2012. 12-12-12. really? a lot of people got married today. the wedding chapels in las vegas were jam-packed today because of the date, which to me, speaking as a man, which i am, i'm not sure that's a good idea. it's bad enough when you forget your anniversary. but forgetting it when you got married on 12-12-12, that's just aski

>> jimmy: hi, i'm "jimmy kimmel live." american airlines is upgrading its fleet to offer a brand-new flying experience. here's guillermo with more. >> hi, guillermo here. i love to fly on an airplane, and the new boeing 300 from american airlines is the best. it has a business class cabin with great features. and the best part is the seats. they lay flat. they're so cozy that i like to bring them with me wherever i go. can i get another drink? can i get another blanket? can you rub my feet? can i get a coffee? oh, thank you. you do a lot of exercise? hey, when do i eat? pizza. i love pizza. hi. wow. thank you for having that wonderful body. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity, and convenience only on american airlines. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with john krasinski, mike birbiglia, and music from atlas genius. [ female announcer ] when a woman wears a pad, she can't always move the way she wants. now you can with new stayfree ultra thins. flexible layers move with your body, while thermocontrol

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>> matt damon hilariously hijacks "jimmy kimmel live." taking over the show, his own humor, his own guests. and there was nothing jimmy could do about it. >>> good morning. i'm sunny hostin. >> and i'm rob nelson. north korea has drawn a bull's eye on america. its leaders have issued a direct threat that they will soon test a nuclear weapon and a long-range rocket, aimed at the u.s. >> there are signs that a nuclear test is in the works. and we know their missiles can now reach hawaii. but it doesn't appear they can combine them yet. >> defense secretary leon panetta says the u.s. is ready, though, to meet any provocation. how is all this going over in that region? abc's gloria riviera has just arrived in seoul. and, gloria, how concerned are the leaders in south korea? >> reporter: rob, here in south korea, there is not panic yet. but there is serious concern. yesterday, it was the u.s. today, north korea directed its threat in this direction. north korea warned there would be, quote, strong, physical countermeasures against south korea

. >> "nightline"will have much more on the armstrong interview starting at 12:37 after jimmy kimmel live. >> relief anger in the san jose neighborhood where word is out that a mother story about her child attempted abduction is just that. a story she made u up. tonight the child father spoke with 7 news about the ordeal. lillian is live in san jose with the story. lillian? >>reporter: carolyn, the mother remains inside her home. she isn't talking to the media tonight but the child's father is speaking out. >> i'm upset that this lie was perpetrated by my baby's mother for reasons unknown. >>reporter: curtis is the father of the 3-year-old girl whose mother said was the taingt of an attempted kidnapping in front of her own home. san jose police now say it was all a lie. but lick most everyone else he believed the story despite warnings from family and friends who remind him of things the girls mother had said in the past. >> i was basically telling them well, she wouldn't go this far, to this length to make up a story this big. >>reporter: all of this began tuesday when jenny made a call

jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy kimmel! >> hi, jimmy.hearty congratulations for your move to 8:35 a.m. >> jimmy: oh, no -- well, it's actually -- oh, i see. you're in india. there's a time difference. here it's on at 11:35. >> oh, no, no, no. i watch you on tivo the next morning. we love guillermo. >> jimmy: they love you. >> i love you guys, too. >> jimmy: he says hi. i need some help, if you don't mind. >> how may we be of utmost service to you? >> jimmy: i was wondering if you had any jokes about lance armstrong. he's doing an interview with oprah on thursday. >> oh, yes. well, most definitely. we have many armstrong zingers to share. >> jimmy: oh, good. >> joke right there. >> jimmy: oh, wow. wow. roger, you look very different. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: hi. >> i have jokes for you. >> jimmy: why do you look like that now? >> oh, i have been using just for man. five minutes and no more gray. >> jimmy: i don't think that's it. may i ask roger, have you been using steroids? >> i deny indications of doping! he is most offended. >> jimmy:

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. >> up next, jimmy kimmel's big >> here's a look at the wakeup weather.ense fog advisory, low visibility. give yourself extra time. "spare the air" has been declared from midnight through tomorrow. mike will be here 4:30 to 7:00 a.m. to track things. >> jimmy kimmel is moving up in the world by exactly 30 minutes. >> the longest running late-night talk show in abc's history is now going to take on david letterman and jay leno head today head. starting tomorrow it will start at 11:35 right after abc7 news at 11:00. >> kimmel says he is happy to be airing in a bay area city he loves. >> been to san francisco many times. one of my favorite restaurants is the house of nan king in chinatown. i enjoyed going there, being yelled at by the owner, ordering what he forceses me to order and it's been great. >> a good assessment. >> kimmel has a special goodbye to midnight show scheduled for tonight. he takes over the new time slot tomorrow night, and then nightline will move to 12:37 a.m. >> speaking of nightline, it's up next. thanks for joining us. >> thanks for t

kim and kourney kardashian join jimmy kimmel tonight.kim and kourney kardashian join jimmy kimmel tonight. kim and kourney kardashian join jimmy kimmel tonight. we gotta sell the car. where would we even start? get the car. hi howard. get in. hi, good to see you. start with an actual written offer when selling your car, no strings attached. carmax. start here. >> some nasty weather coming our way. tornado watches from mississippi tennessee until 5:00 in the morning. primarily because of strong whence, 40-50 miles an hour. >> that will do it.

and now from this point on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for -- raising the arctic 50 degree weather to be here tonight in hollywood. very kind. i do appreciate

. >> up next, jimmy kimmel's big >> here's a look at the wakeup weather.se fog advisory, low visibility. give yourself extra time. "spare the air" has been declared from midnight through tomorrow. mike will be here 4:30 to 7:00 a.m. to track things. >> jimmy kimmel is moving up in the world by exactly 30 minutes. >> the longest running late-night talk show in abc's history is now going to take on david letterman and jay leno head today head. starting tomorrow it will start at 11:35 right after abc7 news at 11:00. >> kimmel says he is happy to be airing in a bay area city he loves. >> been to san francisco many times. one of my favorite restaurants is the house of nan king in chinatown. i enjoyed going there, being yelled at by the owner, ordering what he forceses me to order and it's been great. >> a good assessment. >> kimmel has a special goodbye to midnight show scheduled for tonight. he takes over the new time slot tomorrow night, and then nightline will move to 12:37 a.m. >> speaking of nightline, it's up next. thanks for joining us. >> thanks for the

>> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight earvin "magic" johnson, nicholas hoult, and music from antibalas with cleto and the cletones. and now, by the power vested in me, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. and sticking me tonight. we are four days away from the super bowl. super bowl parties are a lot of fun. one of the most fun parties, i think. it's also a really great way to give your friends all the flu at once. [ laughter ] hey, everyone. i sneezed in the salsa. on sunday, the san francisco 49ers battle the baltimore ravens in new orleans. this is interesting. a new study conducted by the public religious research institute says 27% of americans believe that god has a hand in determining which team wins. [ laughter ] so if you're praying for a new kidney this weekend, sorry, god has the ravens and the 49ers. [ cheers and applause ] it actually makes sense. of course god cares about football. he created a girlfriend for manti te'o out of nothing. [ la

and now, heading this way, here's jimmy kimmel! it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hola. thank you very much. well, that's very nice. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's raining in hollywood. appreciate you guys waiting outside. we have a fun show for you tonight. kirstie alley is here with us tonight. dave salmoni is here with animals tonight. there's dave. backstage with -- dave, what is that? is that a cheetah? >> no, this is a jaguar. spotted jaguar named rosie. >> jimmy: named rosie? >> she's so sweet. >> jimmy: wow. that looks terrifying. i have -- >> she's perfect. >> jimmy: please don't bring that animal out. >> i won't bring her out but lots of good friends. >> jimmy: i like dave but he's a little too relaxed with the animals. i'm not an animal trainer. i don't -- that's how people get eaten. that's what happened to either siegfried or roy, whichever one. i can't remember which. dave brought a baby kangaroo tonight. he brought a baby zebra. a

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight nicki minaj, from "revenge" josh bowman and matt damon tours hollywood. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> i have a headache. i had a terrible dream last night. i dreamed last night i got kidnapped by the not so talented mr. ripley. and, he forced me to sit on the stage while he hosted the show. over the course of an hour i got tied up by matt damon, dry humped by robin williams. and heckled by reese witherspoon. humiliated by sarah silverman. vandalized by demi moore. and impregnated by nicole kidman. did i cover it all? by the way -- i like to thank everyone who was in last night's studio audience for doing absolutely nothing to help me. and you didn't help me either. >> sorry, jimmy. >> yeah, well. what do i pay you for if you can't stop the guy from we bought a zoo? the only one who showed me any loyalty at all last night was ben have flecafflek. i did wonder how a guy that couldn't get four hostages out of iran couldn't get me out of my own stud

jimmy kimmel goes head to head now with david letterman and jay leno.eginning last night, "jimmy kimmel live" was bumped to the 11:35 time spot by abc. nightline will begin an hour later in his opening monologue last night, kimmel explains how the new time slot has improved his career. >> i used to be on at midnight. now we're on at 11:35. i'm now 25 minutes closer to my life-long dream to co-hosting "the view." i do not take this responsibility lightly, especially now with the kanye west and kim kardashian baby is on the way. this is the time i shine bright like a diamond. for those of you tuning in expecting to see "nightline" now, it's this is not it. night line is on after us. because this is not "nightline" that doesn't mean we will not talk about important subjects. did you know honey boo boo's mother was afraid of mayonnaise? >> anybody who knows me knows i'm terrified of mayonnaise. >> i think it's stupid your scared of mayonnaise. seriously. mayonnaise is white, it's mayonnaise. >> i don't see you eating it. >> because i'm a vegetarian. >> when

. >> then later on jimmy kimmel. >> thanks. tonight we have music from mcgraw, smooth is here and sir jude law. >> i'm not a nooichlt well if you keep being so negative you are never going to be a knight are never going to be a knight either. >> jimmy kilometer el live starts right after us at 11:35. >> we'll be right back after [ male announcer ] pillsbury grands biscuits. delicious. but say i press a few out flat... add some beef sloppy joe sauce... and cheese fold it all up and boom! i just made an unbeatable unsloppy joe pillsbury grands biscuits. let the making begin. [ female announcer ] in just 60 seconds, you can't get more italian. it's on. let's roll. you can't get more italian. >>reporter: some health news. new study indicates pain killers like advil and aleve could be dangerous for childre children. researchers from butler and indiana university that children given the drugs could develop acute kidney injuries such as kidney disease. drugs are especially dangerous for dehydrated children which is a symptom of the fl

second night hosting his jimmy kimmel live in its new time slot. a guest interrupted his show. >> hey, will. >> hey, jimmy. >> how is it going? >> what's up. >> just doing the show. >> what's up with you? >> now? >> yeah, abc moved us up to 11:35. so we're on now earlier. >> right. >> i used the studio at 11:30 for my qvc knife show. >> i didn't know. >> that's okay. >> i'm in the middle of my show. >> i have knives to sale. only a few of these beauties left. say hello to the nonstick razor-steel samurai sword. this cuts through warm butter likes it's warm butter. >> that's fantastic, will. you're done? >> not even close. let's bring out some guests who have some more stuff to slice ryan? >> what are you doing here? we sell knives at 11:30 >> i didn't know. i didn't see the sheet i never read the sheet we have been here for three months. >> i didn't know. i don't know how this is my fault. >> it doesn't matter, ryan. let's get to chopping cookie dough. cotton candy. chocolate milk. >> ryan gosling with the italian ices. four easy payments of $19.77

with cleto and the cletones and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the second night of our new ti time slot. big show last night. unfortunately, i found out this afternoon we have to do it again tonight. i don't know what these people want from me. but so far, it seems to be going pretty well. last night, jennifer aniston broke my desk, and tonight ryan gosling is here to break my heart. [ laughter ] is there a cobra loose in the studio? and not only is ryan gosling here tonight, brad paisley is with us, too. [ cheers and applause ] which makes me the value price baloney in the handsome sandwich tonight. here's a potentially alarming story. scientists with the noaa have just released statistics that 2012 was the hottest temperature ever in the united states. the average temperature was more than three degrees hotter than average. yet somehow my fiancee is always cold. i don't know how that works. all 48 contiguous states had higher than average temperatures. if tren

. >> "nightline"will have much more on the armstrong interview starting at 12:37 after jimmy kimmel live>> relief anger in the san jose neighborhood where word is out that a mother story about her child attempted abduction is just that. a story she made u up. tonight the child father spoke with 7 news about the ordeal. lillian is live in san jose with the story. lillian? >>reporter: carolyn, the mother remains inside her home. she isn't talking to the media tonight but the child's father is speaking out. >> i'm upset that this lie was perpetrated by my baby's mother for reasons unknown. >>reporter: curtis is the father of the 3-year-old girl whose mother said was the taingt of an attempted kidnapping in front of her own home. san jose police now say it was all a lie. but lick most everyone else he believed the story despite warnings from family and friends who remind him of things the girls mother had said in the past. >> i was basically telling them well, she wouldn't go this far, to this length to make up a story this big. >>reporter: all of this began tuesday when jenny made a call to

jimmy kimmel and sign him to his desk. reese witherspoon and amy adams and many other stars or on the show. there was no time for jimmy kimmel to say anything. >> nice work. >> got to love it. >> laptop to adam caskey because it is a busy whether day. >> we will see it that light snow this afternoon will affect the evening drive. >> we all remember a year ago. >> this will not be like that. we had all the pretreatment of the roads from yesterday working in our favor. that is still on the ground and is helping out. we will still have slick spots and a coating of snow especially on the side streets for the drive home. this is a great picture from my friend in brandywine, maryland. thanks for sending diskettes via twitter. the family having a good time, letting -- sledding yesterday. and there's the same years river yesterday. 20 degrees in the district to start today. 16 in gaithersburg and frederick. 14 degrees in cumberland. two systems that are affecting us, there's a weak clipper system to our north and another weak syst