. - [sighs] ♪ la-da-dee, la-da-dum, la-da-doo ♪ ♪ la-da-dee, la-da-dum, la-da ♪ - [trilling lips] - [an squidward. - hide! - ♪ la-da-dee, la-da-dum, la-da-doo ♪ ♪ doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-da-da-doo ♪ hmm. where's my trowel? - [whispering] spongebob? - [whispering] yes, patrick? - [whispering] is this a trowel? - [whispering] yes, patrick. - oh, here it is. [screaming] - don't hurt us, squidward. - we're bored. - we just want to play with your... whatever this thing is. - no, no, no, no, no, no. you morons would probably-- you want to play with my lawn mower? both: yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! - thanks for letting us mow your lawn, squidward. ahhh! my patty-flipping hand! [both crying] - [giggles maniacally] [engine humming] knock yourselves out. crash! [giggling and shouting] [screams] - whoa! [giggling] - vroom-vroom-vroom-vroom. [laughter] [tires squealing] - [humming] excuse me, davy. i've got my first blind date in 400 years, and i've got to look good. hmm, it's a little torn. course, it was the shirt i was buried in. ah, memories. [sniffs] [glass shattering] [hacking] [panting] o

la dee da, la dee da. the new york yankees have their own cologne. it's made from the most expensive ingredients of all the competing colognes. this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. welcome to the report. good to see you here. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. good to you have with us, please, nation. folks, -- >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: okay, folks. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. you make me so happy. will you make me the luckiest host in the world, and be my audience for the rest of my life? (cheers and applause) >> stephen: so, when are you having kids. nation, you probably heard, there's a huge international crisis brewing. no, not in syria, we're still ignoring that. (laughter) this times there's big trouble in big china. >> the obama administration trying to diffuse a diplomatic crisis developing this

la dee da, la dee da. the new york yankees have their own cologne.de from the most expensive ingredients of all the competing colognes. this is "the lbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. welcome to the report. good to see you here. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. good to you have with us, please, nation. folks, -- >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: okay, folks. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. you make me so happy. will you make me the luckiest host in the world, and be my audience for the rest of my life? (cheers and applause) >> stephen: so, when are you having kids. nation, you probably heard, there's a huge international crisis brewing. no, not in syria, we're still ignoring that. (laughter) this times there's big trouble in big china. >> the obama administration trying to diffuse a diplomatic crisis developing this morning wi

dane cook. >> yes >> jimmy: welcome back how are you, buddy >> well, la-dee-da [ laughter ] >> jimmy:s so good to be back i feel great >> jimmy: yeah >> i feel -- you know what i feel great, but can i just -- can i get right into something that's been on my mind lately? >> jimmy: sure, of course. >> i'm 47, jimmy and -- can i call you "jimmy"? >> jimmy: yeah >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i hope so, yeah. >> well, i know you as "fallon", for years. >> jimmy: yeah, i guess so yeah >> remember? oh, i was -- but, jimmy - >> jimmy: yeah >> call me "dane," by the way. >> jimmy: okay, good [ light laughter ] >> at 47, and just, like, very recently, i just - i started -- i feel like i'm losing my looks. >> jimmy: no >> yeah, yeah, yeah. like, that thing will happen to me sometimes where i'll wake up in the morning and i'm excited and ready. but my face is like, "hey, i'm going to sleep for another hour." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, i got you. >> right and, like, i'm walking around like a shar-pei for, like, 40 minutes i look like gary oldman in "bram stoker's dracula." [ laughter ] i try t

♪ i'm through with you la dee da la dee da ♪ ♪ i don't wanna be your just for fun don't wanna be underthumb ♪ ♪ all i wanna be is done all i wanna be is done ♪ ♪ all i wanna be is done ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> get your hands in the air! go! ♪ all right! ♪ hey! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: the band perry! nice job, guys! thanks! that was fantastic! thanks, guys. i want to thank my guests -- sir ben kingsley, larry the cable guy and the band perry. tomorrow night, cher and her mom will be here. hey, jimmy fallon coming up next. bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ 0 >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much! welcome, everybody! "late night with jimmy fallon," that's a great crowd right there. welcome. welcome. thank you for watching at home, all that. let's get to th

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away and you couldn't make things new ♪ ♪ just by saying i love you da da da da more than words la dee daou understand ♪ ♪ all you have to do is close your eyes and just reach out your hand ♪ ♪ and touch me hold me close don't ever let me go more than words is all i ever needed you to show ♪ ♪ then you wouldn't have to say that you love me 'cause i'd already know ♪ ♪ la da dee di da da more than words ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i remember it like it was today. yeah. my thanks to jack black. he joins us after the break. stick around everybody. j.b. will be here! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you're not at all concerned? about what now? oh, i don't know. the apocalypse? we're fine. i bundled renter's with my car insurance through progressive for just six bucks more a month. word. there's looters running wild out there. covered for theft. okay. that's a tidal wave of fire. covered for fire. what, what? all right. fine. i'm gonna get something to eat. the boy's kind of a drama queen. just wait. where's my burrito? [ chuckles ] worst apocalypse ever. protecting you till the end. now, that

. ♪ she's just like you and me ♪ ♪ [ inaudible ] ♪ ♪ la, la la dee, la la dee, la la da ♪ >> la dee day. >> stephanie: fifty minutes after the hour. jim, did you see mitt romney flip flopped -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> what. >> stephanie: of course i didn't say fema should be cut. of course not. [♪ mysterious music ♪] . >> it's your imaginations. [ mocking laughter ] . >> of course i didn't say that, of course not. >> stephanie: i have always been for fully funding fema. >> of course we are. >> of course. >> stephanie: kevin in orange county, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, kevin. >> hey, gang. two things i'll make them quick. with the chris christie thing, i have malice of forethought that he is doing this with any kind of cynical thoughts but i do think now if and when he does criticize obama in the future it is going hit hard -- >> stephanie: yeah, but that will be tough for him to do before the election -- >> caller: i don't think it is going to happen before the election at all. i'm saying in the next couple of years, if he criticizes obama, because now he h

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. ♪ la da dee da de we like to party ♪ >> miley has been very publicly hooking up with brody jenner'saitlynn carter, in italy. as for liam? today, he was spotted out surfing and laying low in his native australia. our source describes him as "crushed" and "heartbroken" because, quote, she moved on so quickly and so publicly. earlier today, liam broke his silence while down under. he posted this photo of a sunset with the caption, quote, miley and i have recently separated and i wish her nothing but health and happiness going forward. >> how cool is that to be husband and wife? >> it's the best. it's the best. it's -- you know, i feel so lucky to be with someone like her. >> that was liam back in january, 34 days after their wedding. their wedding was both carefree and nontraditional in the beginning. ♪ leading up to the wedding their bond was tested when the malibu fires destroyed their $2.5 million compound. at the time e.t. surveyed the damage from the air. >> liam showed a love sign, all that was left of his house. >> liam, i never loved him more for this. i call him my survival pa

boo boo boo dee dee dee. la da dee. and the navy doo doo. who cares what the boss say?re a goofy crew. and if your neighbors call the cops, here's all you have to do when the owl is 3:30, tell them, hey , it's news to me. that's the world news. pogo if you're up this late, you must be headed for the john. but hold them up for a minute while we get your polka on. hey, alexa. they all yell, play the two we love so well, that's the world news. pogo will know that the weekend's near when this little tune new here. that's the world news pogo. deja vu: it's live with kelly and mark. ♪♪ today, star of the series physical, rose byrne. plus, live's summer school week continues with monica mangin at her woodworking 101 class. also, your thoughts and comments on another edition of the inbox.

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neil: la dee da. >> urging putin to see broadway's dr. you are a genius, a beautiful daughter here today, she is the same dna . >> she is a genius too. what did hillary marco and rand learn from charles? hoping to gain by listening to charles payne? go figure. bles is computing to empower cancer researchers. it used to take two weeks to sequence and analyze a genome; with the microsoft cloud we can analyze 100 per day. whatever i can do to help compute a cure for cancer, that's what i'd like to do. i am totally blind. and sometimes i struggle to sleep at night, and stay awake during the day. this is called non-24. learn more by calling 844-824-2424. or visit your24info.com. >> >> at least the 2016 candidates agree that the candidates trying to local regular. and charles payne says that is why people invest in chipolte. you did not listen then i hope you this is now. to invest in that new stock. good to see you. said the number by restaurant between 18 and 24 year olds. they like the food aid of the impression it is clean and healthy. they

come on, dah dah dee dah dah dah dee dah dah dee dah dah dee. la da dee dah dah dah dum dee dah dah dah dum. you see? you're a wonderful dancer. (audience laughs) you're not as handsome as tommy, (tommy and maurie laugh) - him, intelligent? - that's the biggest laugh yet. - i'd like to go out with you. - milly! - what is it, kathy? - i'm stuck in the dress, help! - excuse me. i'm coming! don't rip it! - tell you what, i'm going to give you fellas a break. i'm going to take her to the dance tonight. - thank you, joel, you're very kind. e first one to ask me so -- - just a minute, betty, wait a second. joel, seems to me that on the way over here you said something about you'd rather be shot than take milly to the dance tonight. - well, so did you! - yeah, well, i changed my mind. - well, so did i! - she's going with joel, it's all settled. - okay. - tell milly i'll see her tonight. - i'll pick you up at eight. joel can come with me, we'll take my car. - oh, haven't i though? (door slams) (audience laughs) did you see what she did, right there in our liv

i protect my personal information, that's great, la dee da. the impact of all of that information together traditional diet of what's going on in the world. that cannot be understated as an area priority. >> if you do try to do some of them at ss the coming out of that. >> what that means that what looks like for individuals, elements of the government, for our nation. and it is quite, many people talk about the cyber 9/11 and la dee da, battled the concept, i get there. that was about the most, the closest thing that anybody could be considered a cyber 9/11 was that in my opinion because of the date of that was available and axes and what information is doing today. the challenging thing is the process from which that was accessed and exfiltrate again goes back to my previous point. it's ones and zeros. was inside or not an insider? somebody had network access. they had logon credentials to get to that data. so innocent a threat situation you may not ever seen that happen. however, if you put on a counter intel had on view no way to second, b

. ♪ da dee da, la dee da hey, dude, i don't know if you had a hand in all this, but if you did, thanks be good. good as new. come on! whatappened? i broke the idol. what? jeff, that is jennifer's! i know. i'm sorry, i'll fix it. well, you better. i know you thought that idol was big joke, but you didn't have to go and break it. it was an accident! you know me. when things are going good, i don't chanange anything. yes, i know. i remember that disgusting mets winning streak underwear. r never should've let you wash those. it cost us the world series. now that the idol's broken, it may cost me my super sperm. oh, yeah, that would be a tragedy, wouldn't it? then you couldn't brag to everyone about it. that's not it. oh, then what is it? i guess over the last few months i've just been feeling-- ah forget it! no, no, no! just tell me. i don't wanna! just tell me how you feel! frustrated! good, why? cause i want us to have a baby and it's not happening. so you do want to have a baby? yeah, of course. why would you even say that? well, cause lately you haven't seemed so excited about the whol

neil: well la dee da. >> he said they make money in every environment, on the margin on the loan. neil: he pay its back to the government. >> then he gets robbed, really. down the line had they come in take it back. but that is a different story. as rates go up they charge more. i think they figure out how to make money in every environment. but they are also you know being chased seriously by washington. follow they decide they will -- until they decide they attack someone, maybe it is the minimum wage debate. until they get off financials, they have trouble. neil: maybe we're trying to be too clever for words. we've been looking for next hot new offering it might be -- >> money. >> it is funny, people are looking for big stories this year, we're coming off 30% rise in s&p 500, that is think h hug. people are stretching. it is trying to finding and that looks cheap. neil: you know, i am so happy that hedge fund guys look so stupid. >> i did not say that. neil: they did not -- most of them, they look like high priced idiots. do any of them advertise on this show? >> not any more.

jon batiste and stay human, everybody, right over there, this man. ( cheers and applause ) la-dee-da.phen: big night. >> jon: in the big old night. >> stephen: these people are here for a very special evening. in just a few minutes we will have the global supergroup bts out here. and tomorrow we have "the big bang." the entire cast will join us after the hour-long series finale, "big bang." first, my first guests are three former obama staffers who went on to start a podcast empire. from "pod save america," please welcome jon favreau, jon lovett, and tommy vietor! ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ >> stephen: welcome back. welcome back. >> thanks for having us. >> stephen: how are you guys holding up "pod saving america?" does it-- every day you see new things. >> we did it. it's saved. >> stephen: oh, thank you! i wish i had a gift for you. let's talk about the alabama guacamole ban. what goes-- again, hilarious. what goes through your mind when you see laws like this being passed in state after state, when they say specifically, "we don't want this law." >> yeah. >> stephen: "we want

♪ la-dee-da-la [laughing] what a lovely dancer you are, horsey!'s what i want to do at the castle. - best of luck, princess gwennie. [horse neighs] [fanfare] - my father is coming back! - to the castle! - woof, woof, woof! - you see a super letter? which letter did you find? - [kids]: u! - u! let's put it in our super duper... - [whyatt and kids]: computer! two more super letters, and then we'll get our super story answer! way to go, super readers! - hello, my princess! so, what job have you chosen? will you play music like a minstrel? ♪ [king laughing] - no. [minstrel sobs] - ride horses like a knight? [horse neighs] - mmm... not so much. - well, then, what are you going to do? - i don't know! i... still haven't figured out what i want to do. [dragon roaring] [gwennie gasps] - [all]: a dragon! [grunting with effort] [dragon roaring] - daddy! the dragon has you! - princess gwennie, save me! - oh, no, daddy. i'm scared! just look at my story. "gwennie is scared." see? i can't save you if i'm scared of the dragon. what will i do? - super why to the

how do you la-dee-da your way with the boston pops? >> it's exactly that. stephen: you've been faking it until you make it for the last 50 years? >> now the cat's out of the bag, so... ( laughter ) ( applause ). >> stephen: well thanks so much again for being here. >> thank you. >> stephen: in just a moment-- ( applause ) we've got-- we've got the lovely fellas from "pod save america" will be out here in just a moment. >> louis: yeah. >> stephen: stick around for that. folks, anyone who knows me knows i love tv. i love it so much, i'm inside of one right now working really hard so i can afford an even better tv. so i like to stay on top of the latest television trends. and right now the biggest thing on tv is the internet-- specifically, shows about the rise and fall of big-tech founders. we love watching the soaring highs and tragic lows of tech billionaires. the only other place you can watch that is elon's twitter feed. ( laughter ) there are so many of these shows out there. like the miniseries, "super pumped: the battle for uber." which follows uber fo

well, la-dee-da. not me, jack. oh, hi, mr. and mrs. roper. dinner's almost ready. we'll start on the salad. mr. roper, right over here. oh, my goodness the table looks just lovely. you sit right here. oh, thank you, jack. oh, isn't mr. walsh joining us? no. i'm waiting for jack to hit me. what? we were playing blackjack. i don't see any cards. no. they're in the kitchen. the kitchen. my lamb chops. i'll still be here, jack. say, jim, you know, i was just wondering if maybe you'd leave before you spoil jack's dinner party. yeah. can't you tell when you're not wanted? what kind of friend are you? you broads really... we're not broads. you ladies really look out for him. well, of course. we're roommates. roommates? it's not what you think. oh, yeah? look, i may be blind, but i'm not blind. no. stop. come on, jack, you going take a poke at me or not? what's he talking about? nothing. nothing. eat your salad before it gets cold. jack, listen, you're going to have to do something about jim. there's no way we can butter up roper with him in the way. i'm busy with dinner.

feels so good ♪ friends, life feels so good ♪ and in my yeah ♪ and stop the world from fighting ♪ ♪ la da deet of himself on stage, but it is something that he wanted to do, the and it is something that we think is healthy for him, and it is worth the risk, because he has done a great job. he is still glen campbell and trying to live his life as long as he can to the fullest. we haven't let it go to the point where he is going to embarrass himself or anyone, and the fans have been so support e supportive. we have been listening to them, too. they have, they want him out there and they want to hear his music, and they don't care if he messes up. you know, they love him. and he loves them. so we have tried to do it as long as we can. >> it has happened enough times where at least everyone felt good about the decision to end the tour officially. >> the fact that you can still have the moments with him, you know, you can't beat that. and just cherish every moment. >> i will never forget it. it was the best time of my life. . we didn't really have anything, you know. but, we made do. vo: know you

government in history and the president has this la-dee-da attitude and continues to play out these completely paranoid conspiracy fantasies and magical thinking trips from fox news and people like sidney powell. so, it's a scary situation. it's why the 25th amendment has been talked about from the very beginning of his administration and, you know, who knows what happens over the next 30 days. >> are you worried about the next 30 days? >> i am worried because, you know, i've been worried about the last 1200 days. i mean, this is a president who knows no concept of the rule of law, of the constitution, of basic decency or civility. and the fact that they're seriously talking about declaring martial law and abdicating the presidential election is a dangerous new escalation of this de rangement in the white house. and he does surround himself with people who reinforce his worst and most paranoid tendcies. i am glad that finally there are people like senator romney speaking out within the republican party against this nonsense. there were strong republican state-elected official it is, secretarie

♪ la-dee-da it's nice. we like it. okay, let's move on. >> oh my lord, on national television. know. >> it's a horse of a different color! >> moving on in this half hour, on a much, much more serious note -- >> boys are bad today. >> -- custody out in los angeles in connection with an arson spree. police say that man right there is responsible for about 50 fires over a four-day period. we're going to find out if there is a possible motive, again, this is just a suspect in the case. >> right. >>> in "today's health" revving up your energy for 2012. we've got some great ways from short bursts of exercise to power foods to help you find the energy you need to get things done in 2012, whether it's finding a heart or a brain or courage. >> i'm sorry, tamron. ♪ oh, ee, oh, yo, ho >> i can't believe i've subjected myself to this. >> i know, i know, okay. i love your coat by the way, tom ran. >> thank you. >> i love your scarf. what is the furry thing on your collar? >> i'm one of the monkeys. >> this is plaid. >> anyway, we also are going to be talking about losing weight and we have

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la dee da. >> laura: it's like the timing with the eagles. >> they are idiots. >> laura: flake, and everybody is at the door like unloading on trump. >> they are called leavers. [laughter] >> laura: the leavers in the subpoena. >> i do not think that there is a worry that it is going to be changed at the last minute, this is a manipulative leaking. the people who covered it, the major figures covering the report have been given a draft to look at. and to offer their input. and what has happened is that you have had some leaks so that when the news actually comes out -- >> laura: did james comey see it? so they have seen it, so what about comey leaking it because then it is out there. get it out. >> they want to get the word out there so that when the report comes out and it uses that word everybody says, oh, okay, no big deal. >> laura: but what about the fact that the interview with peter strzok in this ig investigation and apparently he asked about the fisa warrant, that's came out today. he asked about the fisa warrant on carter page. this is expanding beyond the hillary email investigatio

. >> once upon a time -- >> reporter: for all the stories and the songs -- ♪ la dee, da ♪ >> reportervocabulary words, too. >> the spanish word for happy, f feliz. >> reporter: maria, in real life actress sonia month zahno, is moving on now, after 40 years on "sesame street." she joined the cast in 1971 age 22, the first latina with a major role on national television. >> hello there. >> reporter: a gentle grown-up for generations of kids. >> just hold your knee up and i'll kiss it. >> ah! >> reporter: through tough times -- >> big bird don't you remember we told you? mr. hooper died. >> reporter: and good times. ♪ when she married her beloved louis on the show elmo was ring bearer. >> don't drop the rings, bob. >> reporter: as famous as big bird and the count. >> grover, you forgot something. >> reporter: without her, sunny days won't quite be the same. david wright, abc news, new york. >> oh, man. i had the biggest crush on her when i was a kid. >> she is amazing. and have you ever been down there at their set, "sesame street"? >> no have you? >> yes. >> really? >> and let me tell y

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and a couple of la dee das ? [ light laughter ] i was such a weird kid, though, like -- okay, so my cousin megan had these ruby red slippers and so my favorite thing to do was like run into the basement and put on the slippers and run around. they were too busy picking their nose or whatever. it's always the adult to, like, shame you or make you feel different. i remember the first time i ever felt different, ever, was my uncle bob pulled me aside and he was like, "matteo, why aren't you outside playing football like all the other boys?" and i thought about what he said, and i was like, "well, it's really hard to catch a football while running in these heels!" [ laughter and applause ] idiot, i'm gay, leave me alone. >> seth: matteo lane, everybody! that was great. follow matteo on twitter @matteolane. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to chelsea handler, senator chuck schumer, matteo lane, everybody. jon wurster. [ cheers and applause ] of course, the 8g band. [ cheers and applause

and he la-dee-das past -- "yeah, i made it." so he learned nothing.ing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's perfect. that is absolutely perfect. i don't know if you saw, we had jon hamm on our show. and he did an impression of you. >> i heard about it. >> jimmy: you heard about this? >> i heard about it. didn't see it. but i heard about it. >> jimmy: we have a clip if you would like to see it. >> yeah, let's see it. >> jimmy: this is jon hamm. >> let's see jon hamm. >> here's my impression of ray romano playing golf. but yore -- i need your help. >> jimmy: oh, sure. >> can you do, like, the sound of a golf, like a -- [ whack ] - likeyou know, a thing? >> jimmy: course. >> ready? >> jimmy: ready? [ whack ] >> "oh." [ laughter ] [ applause ] do it again. do it again. [ whack ] "come on." [ laughter ]wh k ] "oh, be right." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> l me tell you something. let me tell you something. >> jimmy: not bad. >> first of all, it's flattery isn't that supposed to be the highest form of flattery?s, >> jimmy: f course. an impression, yeah.ut >>