still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. nobody votes for him because he is a loser. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by comonos. the traditional japanese garments with wide sleeves and fashioned with a sash. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we have anything wrong. we go back to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi. >> how are you? >> stuck in the newsroom. >> i know. news happens and you move. >> i know. you refer to illinois as the land of polk. >> yes. >> it is land of lincoln. if you are referring to james polk he was born in north carolina, but served as governor of tennessee. now is the time when you say you were referring to your former roommate seth polk blah, blah, blah. >> seth polk who went to university of illinois and was rower and had some hard times. but they called it the land of polk because he would be living on the streets. >> dana, you defended the romney campaign on the etch-a-sketch which makes sense. what did you make of gingrich saying, quote, if we are dumb enough to nominate him, we should accept

let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> don't hate the player, america. our top story tonight, are liberals less tolerant than conservatives on social media 1234* a new study says yes. not much of a tease there. and is president obama's support among women slipping? the latest in the war on having to pay for your own birth control. and finally why is the department of justice fighting voter id law. probably because they were tired of watching guns walk to the borders. >> happy donald duck's birthday. >> how old is he? >> 90 is a good guess. >> i would say 47 based on the hamstring. >> he had a double hamstring replacement after a bad fall. >> it has been a tough life for the duck and i wish him well. and i wish you well, andy. >> anything i should know about? >> just wishing you well on donald duck's birthday. i mean, i'm sure the rumors aren't true. >> rumors ? >> i'm sure it is nothing. >> you can't -- >> let's welcome our guests. see you later. shy is steamier than a train whistle in a bath. i am here with kailey from

let's go to andy levy. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> get a grip, america. coming up, are rich people more likely to lie and cheat? yes, we are. i am kidding of course. not about the yes part, but about the we part. why are companies dropping the sponsorship of rush limb about you's story? it is the story i am sick of and we haven't covered it up. and they will stop production of the chevy volt for five weeks. >> thank you, andy. >> happy super tuesday. >> we will talk about that later in the show. >> i know. >> it seems silly to talk about it now. >> i know. >> it is almost like you did this to avoid talking about anything. >> i know. >> well played. >> i know. >> go away. let's welcome our guests. she is so hot she sleeps in an oven mitt. it is leeann tweeden. and he has been sleeping in our studio since friday and wearing the same shirt, gavin mcguinness. and his book how to [bleep] in public comes out in march and it is terrible -- ly wonderful. i am halfway through and enjoy every disgusting page. it is not for children. and writer and comedian jesse jo

it is not a disproportion financial levy. as i said before, tied to income, not criminally enforced, no requirement to none of the traditional ever before in punishment and last argument is well, the corba has told congress and the clinical branches accountable. the clinical branches can't say we're not enacting a tax, and then when the constitutional challenge is racy but we are invoking the taxing power to uphold this measure. that will allow the political branches to escape accountability. i guess two points on the. i don't think that's too. i think if the supreme court issued a decision this jeev singh were only upholding this mandate because it's a tax you would see lots of political accountability the next election attempted to be imposed on the people who voted for it. so it seems to me the argument that they won't be political accountability just doesn't hold water is the real world in which we all live. and i'm not sure it's the court's job to worry about political accountability to sort of supervised the political p

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. happy saturday morning. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg. it is hip to be square, america. coming up on the big show, did the nypd infiltrate the liberal groups? some say no, but others -- wait. nobody says no. a new book seeks to explain why liberals don't understand conservatives, but does it? and finally new york city mayor michael bloomburg bans city shelters. the story so shocking we have had it in our run down all week. if we don't, we probably will never do it. >> tgif, am i right, greg? >> maybe for you, andy. >> what do you mean? >> i hate game disorders. >> you are celebrating my diagnosis and i don't think it is funny. tgif. >> yes. >> thank god it is feliculitis. it is no day at the beach, andy. >> that is how you can get it. >> i blame the locker room. >> the gym in. >> no, the club downtown. it is dark and i put on the wrong jeans. >> did they seem a little long? >> yes. >> sorry about that. >> tgif. >>> let's welcome our guests. she is so hot she sets off smoke detectors in

for that we go to andy levy. andy? >> hi, greg. >> yes? >> whatever. >> whatever is right. >> wow, the attitude on that guy. >> occupy wall street calls for a may day strike and nobody cares. terry, i want to get this out there. you talked to your friend and the military will shutdown on may 1st. you are aware that federal employees are forbidden from striking and beyond thatten encouraging a strike is grounds for termination? >> i am not encouraging it. i am telling you that's what will happen. >> all right. we will see how this plays out. >> i would be in trouble if they really did that. sound of fury is a qoak from mcbeth -- quote from mcbeth. >> it is. >>> i can't believe you corrected that. >> we will get letters. i get letters saying, i can't believe you corrected blah, blah, blah and you said blah, blah, blah. >> i hate friday. >> greg, in regards to the strike, i think the most important question is, are you anticipate anything problems from your household staff? >> any what? >> any problems from your household staff. >> they don't

now to andy levy. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> let it go, america. our top story, a new study shows that being drunk can make people more politically conservative. the shocking story that is actually more nuance than you are thinking it is, so settle down. robert disco -- robert deniro makes a joke. and they call the killing of osama bin laden the most audacious plan in years, which i think means the day since 1512 and under the forces of gasccon in the bay the tell of rivena even though he lost his life. >> it is defoit. >> i don't believe it is. >> it is de-foix. look it up. >> i don't care. >> it seems you don't or you would have pronounced it correctly. >> i don't care about the french. >> neither do i so why are we speaking? >> exactly. >> go away, weird man. >>> let's welcome our guests. shy puts the leg in allegations. i am here with criminal defense attorney recommend knee spencer. remi spencer. and kurt loder, "reason magazine." the good the bad and the god awful. you must read it now. you can see his new digs under the under passes. bill sc

for that we go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> how are you? >> great, thanks for asking. >> before we get into that, you were saying a story about breitbart and you said we were attacking a woman. let's clarify you were arguing with a woman. >> poor choice of word on my part. it felt like attacking because you are used to going, calm down. >> excellent. >> can we roll the herman cane ad again? >> this is the economy. this is the economy on stimulus. any questions? any questions! >> i just wanted to play it again so it was fresh in people's minds, and because of herman cane standing on the cliff. >> and wearing a sweater vest. >> you mentioned a spokesperson says, quote, if it was harmed it didn't complain? >> yes. >> should just say the atlantic wire points out a 2009 study shows fish do consciously feel pain. >> really? >> i don't know how they know that. i would think flopping around on dry land and gasping for your life would be construed as plane. >> a few people in a hotel room. >> and usually do with them in water. it is like the reverse

i'm andy levy. shocking news out of our nation's capital where nick clooney was arrested on friday afternoon. the former on air host for the american movie classics television network is speaking out in front of a sudanese embassy against the humanitarian crisis in that country and against the sudanese government slaughter of its own people. placed in zip tie cuffs for disorderly crossing of a police line. >>> and an unidentified man paid his fine and the two held a joint press conference. >> our job is to try to bring attention to it. one of those ways was apparently getting arrested. i guess we are not allowed to hang out at the sudanese embassy. >> did you know that? >> no, i didn't though that. >> that's one handsome unidentified man. now back to "red eye" already in progress. >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known by the highway patrol, the petaluma peeper. she is so cute that kittens have her as a screen saver. she is already kissing. she is so cool she has a built in ice

now back to andy levy. >> how is the website going? >> it is going great, and i have new stuff coming out for subscribers. come to jed do -- come to jedediah bila.com for good stuff. >> always deal with apple's big announcement. >> they had an all-time high because they would pay a dividend for one of the first time in recent history. here is why you need to worry about it. usually you have to pay a dividend to people because your stock doesn't go up as much as it used to. does apple know something we don't know? and your dividend gets paid -- you pay taxes on it so it is like getting taxed on a 50% rate when you receive a dividend. >> i am nodding which i understand. >> jesse, are you telling george bush microwave jokes jokes in cleavland? >> nose those, but i will be there the week of the 20th. >> the comedy show different from a joke? >> i stated it caulk wardly. awkwardly. >> you accomplished your task. >> all right. >> thanks, andy. jedediah, bill, dennis, jesse, wonderful show. that does it for me,

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. just a dirt bag. don't even stick around. >> tonight is sponsored by cups. the containers of various sizes used for drinking. thanks, cup. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. >> what have we gotten wrong so far? >> for that we go to andy levy. andy,. >> yes, greg? >> what did we get wrong, lots? >> no, it has been a smooth show so far. >> can we start with michael leer. with my coller? >> we can start and end with your coller. >> this was a bad idea. it is an all caps collar. >> do you have collar stains on that thing? >> yes, but one is broken. >> they are pencils. >> they are horse thermometers. >> you asked if the same people who were upset about the contraception thing was an attack on the religious right to kill bald eagles. i would say the answer is yes. >> it is like a slippery slope thing. is it christian scientists who don't let them go to doctors? i can't defend that. that puts somebody in danger. >> you sit here for 5 years and you have been complaining

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show, old sport some. >> get a room, america. coming up on the big show, is president obama spending most of his time in office personally killing owls? the shocking story that i am not at all over selling. and is one out of every 10 wall street employee a vicious murdering psycho path? a stunning report that again i am not at all over selling. and finally a new york nightclub owner fined because he wants to hire a female hoss tess, but is there any other kind? >> thank you, andy. >> hope you had a good leap day. >> i did. me and my seven-year-old wife went to dinner jie. leap day is her birthday? >> yes. >> so she is 8. >> what? >> people still age if there is no leap day. >> i don't believe that is true. >> it is. >> are you sure. >> yes. >> i have to make a phone call and get her out of second grade. >> do away, you twisted little freak. >> i shall. let's welcome our guests. she holds six different patents on cuteness. i am here with dana perino

now back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> michael, how was venezuela? >> it was terrifying somebody pulled a gun on us. >> did you deserve it? >> no, he was 14 too. not lying. >> where can people find your boring articles and twitter feed. >> mcmomahan. >> excellent. diane, what is going on with you? >> i am on bill imus and now during regular appearances on fox and friends first from 5:00 to 6:00 on fox newschannel. >> excellent. terry, what is going on with you these days. >> an update on my dog, toby. it is important, shut up. oh i am on fox news, no i am not on fox news and my dog does president -- doesn't have cancer. there was a 10% chance she doesn't have cancer and she doesn't have cancer. hi toby, i love you. >> joe, upcoming gigs? >> i love talking about it too after a cancer dog update. i will be at the comedy club on tuesday night and thursday night. 9:00 shows. >> excellent. the dog didn't have cancer though so it is good. >> still smoking though. >> i would like to point out if there are viewers at home who wish to take the incentive and c

i'm increasing the rate of bank levy to 0.1 0e 5% to next january so that additional corporation tax cuts do not benefit the banks. and -- and so our levies will in addition to raise the 2.5 billion pounds a year that we said it would. that brings me to the main duties. let me start with alcohol duty. the government will shortly be publishing its alcohol strategy to address the growing problem of alcohol abuse and the many billions of pounds it costs our nhs and the criminal justice system. but today i have no further changes to make to the duty rates set out by my predecessor. turning to back duty, smoking remains the biggest cause of preventable illance and premature death in the uk. there is clear evidence that increasing the cost of tobacco encourages smokers to quit and discourages young people from take it up. so duty on all tobacco products will rise by inflation. that's 37 pents on a package of cigarettes and this will take effect 6 p.m. tonight. one area will.i.am today making substantial changes -- one ar where i am making changes is in the gambling. so i will introduce a n

let's go to andy levy for our pre game report. good to see you. what is coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> and i like cold beverages, america. coming up on the big show, researchers say deliberately altering our body may be the best way for climate change. the shocking story that is an excuse for greg wanting a unicorn horn. and a bill would make a teacher dating a student a felony. some say the law is unconstitutional. the latest on the war on student-teacher dating and awkward sentence writing. and does alcohol create -- stimulate creativity? some say no, but others are passed out on the couch. >> tgif. >> thank god it's friday? >> no, i still have the filiculitis. >> she is so hot the sun lists her as a job reference. i am here with the host of "what is trending." i bet she is trending right now. don't know what trending means actually. he is the ep behind the d on the fbn and my new ffb. >> what? >> bff. it is the executive producer for imus in the morning. and my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if brilliant commentary were calcul

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he smells like uh spare gus. >> the half time report is sponsored by baby rhinos. they have a large thick skin. having one or two uprights on the snout. thank you, baby rhinos. >>> welcome back. let's see if we want anything wrong so far. andy, how are you doing there? >> i'm all right. thanks for asking. >> i care. >> thanks for checking in with me. >> somebody asked. >> it is something you don't do enough. >> i would appreciate a phone call. >> i know, you could choke to death in your lonely apartment. >> thank you. >> you have nothing but cats. and they might eat you and your lifeless body. >> i have already told them and they are free to do so. >> congratulations. >> bill maar's op ed. i completely agree with him and you that people need to stop getting outraged over things and more importantly they need to stop feigning outrage. it was ridiculous gingrich and the first lady's office made a big deal or any deal over what deniro said and bigger deal he felt he needed to apologize.

still to come, the half time report from andy levy. she like 70. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by jet. the aircraft powered by engine that develops thrust from hot gases and produced by burning fuel in a combustion chamber. thanks, jet. >>> well, let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. >> how are you doing? >> okay. >> whatever. tom, you said this whole thing is embarrassing and embarrassing for conservatives to say please knockdown this law. you said it in a high pitched voice. and you hope the court punts on this one. that we should repeal the law ourselves and not ask nine people to do it for us. but the point of the supreme court is to prevent congress or the president from running over the constitution. >> oh yawn. the constitution -- here is where i stand with lefties. the constitution is a -- what is the word for it? a living document. we lie to ourselves. we can change it if we want. you want to change the constitution? you elect a conservative and he stacks the court and you ge

they had of the levy and women's union says the arab spring was the single most important step toward gender equality in this largely patriarchal society women helped their evolution and they were pollution how they were several women in the new government and we need to hold on to these achievements we can give them back at this conference and violence against women attracted hundreds of delegates from across three beer one of the issues discussed was whether air has been forcing himself upon his wife constituted rape a few men who were present kept quiet and some even left them in session the topical even men are far more eager to discuss isn't the opus its side of the gender debate becomes yours interim leader brought to power by the revolution has already promised to legalize polygamy and. it's limited the number of wives to game is against. the proposal is seen as an attempt to curry favor with levy's all powerful militia and to encourage down settle back into a peaceful life taking multiple wives takes a good income that groom expected to pay down ring to every bride's family an

still to come, andy levy. he needs to be put into jail for a longtime. >> tonight is ns spue erred by cup stacking. the sport that involved -- involves stacking cups in as little time as possible. thanks, cup stacking. >>> welcome back. let's see if we have gotten anything wrong so far. hi, andy, how are you? >> good. >> that's too bad. >> jane fonda to play nancy reagan. we should judge by talent and not politics even though what fonda did was particularly egregious. i agree. my rule is to ignore actors and musicians' politics. i won't not go to a movie because sean penn is in it. but i i make an exception in fonda's case. what she did was so abhor rent that i will not give my money to anything she is involved in. >> what are your feelings on "larry the cable guy"? >> you could go both ways on that. i know what he did, but his intentions were good. >> what about all of those missing sleeves? who will speak for the sleeves. >> a couple weeks ago it was not jane fonda calling for the sec to remove rush limbaugh

we will close things out with a post game wrap up with andy levy. and to see clips of recent shows go to fox news.com foxnews.com/redeye. >>> see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the five." coming up tomorrow, return appearances from tom shaw lieu. he is a delight. diane macedo, she is a delight. and jaime weinstein from "the daily caller." >> back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> jaime weinstein is a delight. >> i know. i was doing it for fun. >> what are you celebrate ?g. >> my 15-year anniversary at fox newschannel. >> you got here when you were 35? almost got you. >> you know what i was about to say. >> i'm kidding. we -- >> we know what you were about to say. you look hot. >> great lady down is about the new york times. it is about the decline. it is an unfortunate decline the times plays a role in our culture. we are getting into a lot of good stuff. mostly the last 10 years of politically correct aiding and abetting. i recommend it highly. >> sounds unanimous. joe, upcoming gigs? >> yes, going to be back on sunday d

that's the one thing levi and other marketers have to understand.owback can be intense online. if you go to twitter and any sort of mommy blogger site they are getting flamed. >> they are. the thing is that the real issue is there is this dialogue online of where are we as the real women, whatever that might be, where are we represented. we were saying this is a great opportunity. levi could have said, hey, real women, come to this american jean company, let us show everybody what you are. i'm sorry. but what curves are we seeing if we are using stick thin people? they aren't curvy. whether or not we are switching to the idea of curves or not, there isn't a curve. let's go back to the idea of real women have curves. we want to see what it looks like. levi's had the opportunity to promote that in a really, accepting, loving yourself way. >> now what do you think women should be doing when looking at the images? >> from young girls to women we have to look at what's attainable. what is it about ourselves that's beautiful, that we can love and how do w

this first day was all about this right to deal with the tax before the taxes have been levied. if both sides agree, why are we having this conversation? >> the supreme court was interested in that issue, so they were probably thinking of sidestepping the whole case by saying it is premature under this special tax act. you have to wait until the tax is paid or the penalty is levied. so they were thinking about it. they appointed a special lawyer because neither side wanted to argue that. both sides want this to go forward and the substance to be decided. and the supreme court showed us today in the argument that they probably want to go ahead and decide the whole thing. but you know, just because they are going into arguments tomorrow about the main healthcare act and then on wednesday. doesn't mean that they have decided this issue. they could come back later on a couple months in and say we decided that we don't want to consider this at all. this whole healthcare plan because the tax act is corrected. you have to wait. >> a lot of disappointed people. especially around an indi

rex and megan levy went on over 100 missions in iraq including one that nearly killed them both. rex eventually recovered and was still fit to serve until he was diagnosed with facial palsy. corporal levy is afraid if her adoption is denied rex could be put to sleep. >> it's life or death literally for rex. it's his time to relax. he has done his duty. >>> levy now getting help from senator chuck schumer to speed up the adoption process. that is your 5 at 5. >> too three of those german she wereds at ho -- shepards at hom. nice doggy. ex clues of details about a deal that could actually change the political landscape. >> dealing going on. joining us live from washington, d.c. kelly wright. good morning, kelly. >> good morning to you as well. here's what's happening. republican candidates are vying for a win in alabama and mississippi as you know. presidential hopeful newt gingrich is capturing attention that could energize the conservative base or in fact turn it off. what if there is a newt gingrich rick perry ticket? what if it is introduced to the republicans? the former house

rex and megan levy went on over 100 missions in iraq including one that nearly killed them both. rex eventually recovered and was still fit to serve until he was diagnosed with facial palsy. corporal levy is afraid if her adoption is denied rex could be put to sleep. >> it's life or death literally for rex. it's his time to relax. he has done his duty. >>> levy now getting help from senator chuck schumer to speed up the adoption process. that is your 5 at 5. >> too three of those german she wereds at ho -- shepards at hom. nice doggy. ex clues of details about a deal that could actually change the political landscape. >> dealing going on. joining us live from washington, d.c. kelly wright. good morning, kelly. >> good morning to you as well. here's what's happening. republican candidates are vying for a win in alabama and mississippi as you know. presidential hopeful newt gingrich is capturing attention that could energize the conservative base or in fact turn it off. what if there is a newt gingrich rick perry ticket? what if it is introduced to the republicans? the former house

there is no question that congress is given power by the constitution to levy taxes. i think that this argument about does the congress have constitutionally the power to require you to do a private transaction -- that is why single payer becomes the logical -- >> but is the mandate i tax? >> i know that, but nobody questions, not even co -- clement or the libertarian scholars argues that congress doesn't have the power to levy a tax. single payer becomes the inevitable next stop on this progression. >> is the mandate a tax? >> according to the president of the united states, absolutely not. remember, he kept saying over and over again -- >> he said it was not a tax increase. >> he had to pretend it was not a tax because americans don't like taxes. he had to pretend that no tax increases, etc. the importance of what is going on this week is beyond health care. it is a constitutional hinge point in american history if it is overturned. colby spoke about the new deal. for 60 or 70 years it has always been assumed that we can expand the power of the federal government di

no question that congress has the power to levy taxes. does the congress have constitutionally the power to require you to private transaction? that is why single payer becomes the logical -- >> is the mandate that tax? they talked about that. >> nobody questions, clement or any of the libertarian scholars, whether congress has the power to levy a tax. i think a single pair becomes an act just as the logical, but the inevitable next stop. >> is a mandate a tax? >> according to the president of the united states, absolutely not. he kept saying over and over again -- >> he said it it is not a tax increase. >> he had to pretend it is not a tax because the americans to like taxes. he had to pretend that there would be no tax increases, etc. what happened this week is beyond health care. hinge a constitutional chang point in history. colby spoke about the new deal. for six to seven years it has been assumed that we can expand the power of government. the reason liberals were so shocked by what happened in the court today -- remember nancy pelo

>>> and we're back with daniel levy, brettsteins, rula jibrail, and elliott abrams.truck in the "new york times" this week that with all this stalk about iran and the way in which the subject has been -- as dan was saying, redefined by bebe, the palestinian issue has just fallen by the wayside and the article described how the palestinian leadership was almost kind of so marginalized they didn't know what to do. >> well, it's ru. if you look at the obama-netanyahu white house appearance together in the oval office, the word palestine did not escape the lips of either man. nor did it get mentioned by netanyahu in his big apaic speech. i think this is partly because they're expecting not only the american election this year and a possible israeli election this year. nothing will happen until 2013. i think there is a certain satisfaction that they're off the front page because if they were on it, they would not know what to do. >> dan, isn't it fair to say that obama kind of miscalculated, whatever your position on the issue, he got out maneuvered by the israeli governm