i am lost voice guy, and i'm your host for the evening. it's great to be here.'m not sure who booked me as the host for the show, but they should be sacked laughter. ..because it's myjob to interact with the audience and obviously, i'm rubbish at that. so please don't heckle me or we'll be here all night. laughter. but you seem like a nice audience, so i might as well try anyway. you look nice and friendly. what is your name? yes, you. the one i'm pointing directly at with my finger. laughter. i'm sonia. are you sure your name isn't boris? because that is a name i have stored in here. ok, boris. and are you having a nice time in this generic town or city? laughter. yeah, iam. well, that's either very good and i'm pleased, or very bad and i'm sorry. and what do you do for a living, boris? laughter. i work in sales. once again, that is not what i have got stored on here. so, let's just pretend that you said you were a stripper. and i'll see you after the show. i hope i get a discount. because i am disabled, though. people have often asked me why i want to put myse

i've been lost voice guy. thank you very much and good night. hello.ether in the forecast over the next few days and that is already making its presence felt across scotland, northern ireland, parts of northern england and north wales as this front works works its way south and east overnight, bringing heavy rain and gusty winds. through sunday, the frontal system is running into an area of high pressure to the south of the uk. through sunday, it will weaken. the rain will tend to fizzle out and we will be left with a band of cloud and the odd spot of rain through the afternoon, stretching down through the midlands and south—west england. on either side, spells of sunshine. some patchy drizzle for the western isles of scotland where it will continue to be quite windy. elsewhere, the strong winds from overnight will ease down but still quite a breezy day and fairly warm across east anglia and south—east england. temperatures up to 22 or 23dc. elsewhere, generally 17 or 20 celsius, cooler for the north of scotland. keep an eye on the remnants of hurrican

i am lost voice guy, and i'm your host for the evening.ooked me as the host for the show, but they should be sacked. because it's myjob to interact with the audience and obviously i'm rubbish at that. so, please don't heckle me or we'll be here all night. but, you seem like a nice audience, so i might as well try anyway. you look nice and friendly, what is your name? yes, you. the one i'm pointing directly at with my finger. sonia. are you sure you're name isn't boris? because that is a name i have stored in here. ok, boris. and are you having a nice time in this generic town or city? iam. well, that's either very good and i'm pleased, or very bad and i'm sorry. and what do you do for a living, boris? i work in sales. once again, that is not what i have got stored on here. so, let's just pretend that you said you were a stripper. and i'll see you after the show. i hope i get a discount. because i am disabled though. people often ask me why i want to put myself in a position where everyone can stare and laugh at me. the truth is that, it ha

i am lost voice guy and i'm your host for the evening. i got the train to the deed today.t like to sit in those seats for disabled people. it'sjust easier to get off. anyway, i was in that seat and was about halfway here one another disabled person got on and asked me to move. i will be honest, idid not asked me to move. i will be honest, i did not realise i'd be playing disabled top trumps when i got on. needless to say i didn't move. who ca res if needless to say i didn't move. who cares if he was both blind and deaf? i was there first. it was very awkward. he couldn't see that i was still there and i couldn't tell him i wasn't moving because i can't speak. he wouldn't have heard me anyway. in the end, i had to throw his guide dog a stick. laughter ididn't mean his guide dog a stick. laughter i didn't mean for them to end up under the train. are you ready to welcome your first ask? yes! please

thanks very much, guys, i mean it's lovely to do a gig with lost voice guy again, not seen him since the ramps days. it's a real tragedy. hello, i'm aaron and we're going to talk about a lot of important issues tonight and i'm going to do the same. i'm mainly going to talk about harry potter. do we have any harry potter fans in? 0k, great, so some of you may know that in harry potter, all the wizards they called non wizards muggles, right? but what you may not know however is that disabled people do that with non—disabled people as well. we call able bodied people incredibly patronizing. every time i am on a train, someone offers me a seat. applause. i'll give you another example, what is your name, lovely lady? jane, can ask you to easyjane? yeah. 0k, first, have you ever been on an escalator? yes. of course you have, everybody has. answer me this. last time you are on an escalator, jane, did anybody clap? laughter. they do with me. and... i was running a little bit late tonight, jane, right? so i was pushing as fast as i can down the royal mile and some guy came up with the most or

i've been lost voice guy. thank you very much and good night. hello there.th the pacific and the atlantic over recent days. closer to home, our weather is pretty quiet, in fact, during the course of the weekend, but we are likely to see the remnants of an ex—hurricane, helene, affecting our weather into next week. so for the here and now then. saturday morning, dawn's on a dry note for much of the country. a few showers across parts of northern england, and later in the day, a little bit of rain works in to parts of northern ireland too. its southern and eastern areas that keep the sunshine the longest, clouding over from the west, but all in all, a pretty decent looking autumnal day. temperatures up to 21 in the south. typically the mid to the high teens further north. and then as we head into the second half of the weekend, this frontal system slips its way further south across the country. so it will be clearing from scotland and for northern ireland. a return to sunshine and a few showers here. but the bulk of the rain on sunday will be sitting across pa