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>> jimmy: except for the part that nobody wants to see matt damon and nobody's interested in matt damonsaid to me, on the commercial break. you said, actually, sort of funny, if you ever wanted me to do anything, and i said, really? okay, cut to end of senior year and the parents at our school are supposed to put on for the kids, a night they don't know anything about. they go to the movies, they go bowling and it's all a surprise. so i called my friend jimmy kimmel and you very kindly agreed to be a part of this prank that none of the kids knew about. so we have the l.a. groundlings come to an auditorium in the library to put on a show for the kids. and that was great. they were fantastic. they were hilarious. >> jimmy: yeah, they were. >> and at one point, one of the grou groundlings putting on a bare costume. then he says, the next sketch is with a bear, but my friend has to go offstage and get the head on. and then when we comes back, we're going to pull people up and he's going to interview them. so we set up a desk kind of like this with a little thing that said mr. bear on it. an

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you got some teachers a making over 100,000. >> and they aren't making enough. >> matt damon agrees withis mom is a union teacher. >> teachers want to teach. why would you make a (bleep) salary and long hours. >> they make a (bleep) salary? maybe damon's teacher. they mieshg than accountants, nurses, architects. >> i can guarantee you it's not about the money. >> kevin chavous is a former dc politician. >> i gave the school system $300 million teachers got more money than ever to educate 3,000 fewer kids and the test scores went down. what they did do they grew central office, they had more deputies to the assistant to the deputy of the assistant. they grew the bureaucracy. >> the former district chancellor michelle reed found the bigger bureaucracy didn't get school supplies to the kids. >> walking into schools and seeing there were no books in the library, kids didn't have supplies and pencils. the following week i visited the warehouse of the school district where there were boxes and boxes of books and scissors and glue. >> why didn't they get to the school? >> exactly. >> why didn't

actor matt damon.e was asked by a come from reason tv about the rules that make it hard to fire a union teach. >>> in acting there isn't job security, right. why isn't it like that for teachers. >> do you think job insecurity is what makes me work hard. i want to be an actor are. that is not the thing. you you take this mba style thinking, right. >> business school ideays. well, yes. charter schools, vouc vouchersn obama's race to the top are based on the idea that competition is good. if kids fear to take their school money to any school, competition among schools including for profit chains will force all the schools to get better or go out of business. the best schools with expand. but the unions don't like be that market competition. >> there is profit motive behind all of this extra testing. >> we need to get the corporations out of the schools. >> the union says school of choice would enrich corporations but further immoverrish teachers. ♪ >> teachers paid enough? >> no. >> you have some teachers

. >> could brady be mistaken for massachusetts native, matt damon.d his wife, gisele bundchen, there is word they're expecting their second child. i do like his new hair cut. >> you like the new cut? >> i do like it. the new do. >> i'll alert him. >> he couldn't possibly look bad with any hair cut. >>> if tom is thinking about a push present for his bride, there's bun less bobble to buy. >> this one was sold at auction. it was given to queen elizabeth in 1947. this one is called the martian ink diamond. after bidding in hong kong, it sold for more than $17 million. >> yeah. no thank you. they would probably chop my finger off to get it. >> no kidding. >>> instead of spinning its wheels all day, a talented pet hamster has spent more creative ways to spend his time. >> he's hamming it up by playing dead at the sound of a gunshot. he falls back against the wall. the eyes closed the entire time. >> the ham-star video, has received about 100,000 hits on youtube. that hamster has a bright future. >>> for some of you, your local news is next. >>> for some o

phil and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. we will reschedule him. dan ashley. >> i'm carolyn johnson. a man was shot while driving his car. sky 7 hd was over the scene. >> it happened in menlo park, the car was discovered in redwood city. >> reporter: police knew there was shooting but they didn't know where the victim was. they finally tracked him down to this area of 101 in the northbound lanes south of woodside road. >> this traffic mess on northbound 101 just south of woodside road is actually the aftermath of a shooting in menlo park. police originally thought it happened on the dumbarton bridge. later they discovered it was on bay front between university and willow the victim had just driven over the bridge. >> he stopped at the light at university.he continued westbouy front expressway. he saw the vehicle moving through traffic to try to catch up to him and started shooting at his vehicle. >> instead of pulling over, the victim took off. >> he continued driving and made phone calls. one of those people called 911 and we were able to locate h

. >> oh, my -- >> matt damon, shame on you. >> matt damon!ort about it. he knocked it out of the park. boston accent i'm trying. i worked on that. >> that was funny. what's the point of it? what was it about? >> they were mocking him, assuming he was from boston. he's not. he's not matt damon, either. >> follow-up. >> well -- >> it's a follow-up free zone. >> have we had enough of justin bieber today? >> no. >> you can never have enough of justin, right? >>> there's another headline. it turns out supermodel bar rafaeli has a crush on the pop star. check out this picture of bar biking and texting around new york city. she recently said she wants to marry the 18-year-old singer. she must be taking her hands off the handlebars to text him a proposal. he's a lucky guy. >> that was the connection there? >> that was the connection. not good? >> no follow-up? >> we don't have time, anyway, for follow-up. >> and finally, move over. the animal kingdom has a new star. take a look at is this. a pet hamster, playing dead on command. don't worry. no hamst

>> matt damon, shame on you. >> that is your last call.inking and we are closing down shop. make sure you go to greta wire.com. and you sent me a lot of blistering e mails. i know a lot of you still have a lot more to say. greta wire.com. i know, you get all mad at me tonight. keep it here on fox news channel. good night from washington, d.c.. tomorrow night, okay p.m. eastern and we'll see you then. the factor up next. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> senator kennedy and his family has a multiple real estate empire across this country. senator, i'm sure that you know your workers part time employees don't have health insurance there, don't you? [cheers] >> bill: back in 1994 mitt romney really hammered ted kennedy in a debate. county governor do the same thing to president obama? we will show you some amazing debate footage. >> you don't provide health insurance for your part time people! [inaudible] terminate girl or just continue the pregnancy? in the meantime? >> yeah. i think that would be the

>> matt damon, shame on you. >> that is your last call.ng and we are closing down shop. make sure you go to greta wire.com. and you sent me a lot of blistering e mails. i know a lot of you still have a lot more to say. greta wire.com. i know, you get all mad at me tonight. i

apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time.-- winner of "dancing with the stars," patricia heaton, nikolaj coster-waldau, music from lisa marie presley. thank you for watching. bane os noches. >> it is mainly news tonight. authorities make an arrest in teenager.of missing bay area>> >> 15-year-old sierra la mar missing and now considered murdered. good evening. >> we have live team coverage tonight. >> we go first to receive news nick leif at the sheriff's office in san jose. >> good evening. tonight a man sits in jail facing one count of murder and one count of kidnapping in the disappearance of sierra la mar. 21-year-old garciator east of morgan hill being held in santa clara county jail tonight. sheriff's deputy arrested torrez around 6 tonight. investigators say torrez is the owner red vw jet take collected with la mar disappearance. torrez was arrested at the safeway store where he works on tenth avenue in morgan hill. investigators questioned him for several hours. they seized the red vw early this month. early thihas bee

>> matt damon, shame on you. >> that is your last call.ng and we are closing down shop. make sure you go to greta wire.com. and you sent me a lot of blistering e mails. i know a lot of you still have a lot more to say. greta wire.com. i know, you get all mad at me tonight. keep it here on fox news channel. good night from washington, d.c.. tomorrow night, okay p.m. eastern and we'll see you then. th >> dana: hello. i'm dana perino with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, eric bolling, and the fabulous brian kilmeade. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> dana: hope you had a wonderful memorial day weekend. tonight is the night mitt romney is expected to clinch the g.o.p. nomination to officially make him president obama's primary in november. today's primary in texas offer sas 2 delegate and he is 58 shy of the 1144 needed to become the nominee. romney isn't in texas. he is in sin city with donald

i want to thank kristen bell, dax shepard, jason mantzoukas and apologize to matt damon, we ran out ofe will be rescheduled. thanks for watching. we'll see you monday. good night. good morning! wow. want to start the day with something heart healthy and delicious? you're a talking bee... honey nut cheerios has whole grain oats that can help lower cholesterol. and it tastes good? sure does! right... ♪ wow. delicious, right? yeah. it's the honey, it makes it taste so... ♪ well, would you look at the time... what's the rush? be happy. be healthy. >>> a san jose elementary school teacher booked and fingerprinted jie. he a disturbg accused in a disturbing case of child pour nothing imraw fee. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama dates in for carolyn johnson. >> police have apparently been watching this guy for months and today they made their move. leslie brinkley is live in san jose with the latest on this developing news. >> that's right, dan. a teacher from placed on leave last august as police launched an investigation into possible possession of child pornography. it came to a head when they mad

apologies to matt damon, ran out of time.atching and goodnight. >>> i still have not gotten nothing answered. >> this woman is demanding answers tonight. >> her brother was found in this wooded area seven days after crashing his car. good evening. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm carolyn johnson. despite the odds, he is alive. >> alive, but not well after a week alone and hurt. michael sanchez, junior was on 101 in san jose when his car went off the road. they found the car, but they could not find him. ama dates is live at san jose regional medical center. ama? >> dan and carolyn, michael sanchez was brought hereafter he was found yesterday, alive, but unresponsive. his sister tells me he is still unresponsive which means nobody knows exactly what happened over the seven days he was missing. >> right now michael is on life support. >> michael sanchez, junior's sister, pricilla wants to know what happened to her brother. she last spoke to him early last wednesday morning. unknown to her he crashed his truck shortly after that call. he

apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. thank you for watching and buenas noches.are calling for a safe cinco de mayo. >> something in the past that has not turned out that way. >> right now police are orrow an crowd tomorrow andout with the recent uptick of gang violence, officers taking any chances. tomas? report >> reporter: crowds are coming into downtown san jose and bars and restaurants are already filled. as you can see behind me san jose police are standing by. police and residents are concerned that gang violence might spoil what is supposed to be a fun weekend. >> it's not crazy yet but the chief she is closing her shop early. >> every single cinco de mayo, there are fights everywhere. >> she remembers the violence six years ago when more than 50 people were arrested. it seems like ascension like this is prevents people from getting anywhere near in the weekend. >> so we're going to stay home and relax. >> he says he'll leaveory begi if history begins to repeat itself. >> if people come out with guns or knives, i don'tnear it. be near it. >> they are read

apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time.-- charlize theron, manny pacquiao and music from graffiti 6. thanks for watching. goodnight! ♪ >>> we are going to finish what we started in 2008. we are going to get the country moving. >> president obama brings his campaign for re-election to the bay area once again. >> she raising money and asking supporters for four more years in the white house. >> the president made campaign stops tonight and another will happen tomorrow. when he leaves he will put roughly $3 million in the war chest. abc7 news reporter leslie brinkly. leslie? >> what a night down here. the presidential motorcade left a half an hour ago. it cleared out with all of the secret service. it touched on everything including an american dream of college education and a highly y controversial topic of birth control. >> higher education is not a luxury. it is a necessity of this new global economy everybody should be be able to afford it and get this chance. that's why i am running for president. i want women to control

phil and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. we will reschedule him.him. good night. ♪ some crazy girl i never met before ♪ ♪ went all britney spears on my four by four ♪ ♪ the one i just paid off the other week ♪ ♪ she said ♪ i'm so sorry that i got rough ♪ ♪ i said sorry just ain't good enough ♪ ♪ and next time you should think before you freak ♪ >> yeah yeah yeah. . cccccccccccc c >> one american. peter addler on board doomed russian jet line that crashed in indonesian. >> his family in the bay area is desperate for news. good evening. >> is he was supposed to be back home in the east bay tomorrow. >> no one survived the crash and russia prime minister says the cause may have been human error. plane crashed into an indonesian volcano on java. 7 news reporter spoke to peter's family tonight. >>reporter: as you can imagine the family is just heart broke broken. peter was supposed to return home to oakley tomorrow. day before his son adam 18 d of instead of celebrating the homecoming the family is now trying to figure out how to get his body back to th

i want to thank matthew morrison, bet stern,h stern, i apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time.night, kristen bell and dax shepard, jason mantzoukas and music from the cult. thanks for watching. good night! ♪ ♪ if loving you is wrong ♪ i don't wanna be right ♪ ♪ if being right means being without you ♪ [ record scratch ] what?! it's not bad for you. it just tastes that way. [ female announcer ] honey nut cheerios cereal -- heart-healthy, 100% whole grain oats... and that sweet honey taste. you can't go wrong loving it. bee happy. bee healthy. >> too much of a danger to be over there. >> major power outage sends thus of people into the dark. >> the likely culprit, high winds that peaked at 54 miles per hour. good evening everyone. >> people in marin being told tonight to stay away from downed high voltage lanes in the neighborhood. happening on sequoia glen and ask sdmait novato where thousands without power at one point. we are there live with the latest onth. >> at one point 7000 without power like hundreds now but pg&e says it will still take hours to s store power to everyone

i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. thanks for watching. tomorrow. [ man ] did we get anything good? sweetie i think you need a little extra fiber in your diet. fiber makes me sad. oh common. i dare you to taste one hint of ber in fiber one. oh, i'd be able to tell. why don't i just eat this bag? and how can you talk to me about fiber you enjoy that. i am. [ male announcer ] fiber beyond recognition. ber one. >>> it is happening in san francisco. police have shutdown a corner of the tenderloin where a gunman opened fire from an apartment complex. >> he barricaded himself in a building and started shooting at random as people ran for their lives. i'm dan ashley. >> and i'm carolyn johnson. we are learning the man firing the shots is wanted by police in connection with a killing yesterday in roanoke park. it is happening at post and hyde and the street is shutdown. ama dates is there live for us. ama? >> reporter: carolyn and dan, i am at post and larkin right now, but if you look behind me, you can see the scene down the street. you can see

i want to thank kristen bell, dax shepard, jason mantzoukas and apologize to matt damon, we ran out ofwill be rescheduled. thanks for watching. we'll see you monday. good night. ♪ okay, so who ordered the cereal that can help lower cholesterol and who ordered the yummy cereal? yummy. that's yours. lower cholesterol. lower cholesterol. i'm yummy. lower cholesterol. i got that wrong didn't i? [ male announcer ] want great taste? honey nut cheerios. want whole grain oats that can help lower cholesterol? honey nut cheerios. it's a win win. good? [ crunching, sipping ] be happy. be healthy. can i try yours? the virus. >> it goes around and goes around. >> be cautious and wash your hands. >> good advice. an outbreak of the norovirus has hit two schools. >> as many as 100 students may have gotten sick. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm carolyn johnson.e a both of the affected schools are in pacifica. the san mateo health department confirms it hit ocean elementary and/or day go elementary. nick smith has more. nick? >> carolyn and dan, good evening. san mateo county health officials tell abc news that t

apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time.w night -- steve harvey, dev patel and music from glenn frey. thank you for watching. goodnight. [ cheers and applause ] seconds. pass passion.t >> south bay doctors accused of. >> going to add ibingts and prosecutors say she knew it. i'm carolyn john son. >> police say she was illegally giving out prescription pain killers on the market. nick smith is live in san jose tonight with the story. nick? >> she was the subject of undercover operation for more than a year and when they had enough evidence to an make an arrest, that's when they made their move. >>reporter: according to web site she uses a range of approach to treat pain disorders but prosecutor say she was doing on the side that made her the subject of undercover sting. >> they were getting over prescribed pain medication for reasons not medically necessar necessary. >>reporter: prosecutors say she would over prescribe pain kill investigators addicts which they would then resell, abuse or both. >> those that do that and need

apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him tonight. he will be rescheduled. adam lambert. called "trespassing. "it's out on may 15th. you can see a bonus song at jimmykimmellive.com. thanks for watching. good night. ♪ okay, so who ordered the cereal that can help lower cholesterol and who ordered the yummy cereal? yummy. that's yours. lower cholesterol. lower cholesterol. i'm yummy. lower cholesterol. i got that wrong didn't i? [ male announcer ] want great taste? honey nut cheerios. want whole grain oats that can help lower cholesterol? honey nut cheerios. it's a win win. good? [ crunching, sipping ] be happy. be healthy. can i try yours? >>> this will get more complicated before it gets less complicated. >> 1400 bodies, buried a hundred years ago. >> it shutdown construction at a south bay hospital. i'm dan ashley. >> and i'm carolyn johnson. the san jose construction site is now ground zero for human remains. crews unearthed what is believed to be a cemetery for the county's poorest buried from 1875 to 1935 at what is now the site of the santa clara valley medical cente

apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time. tomorrow night, scarlett johansson and roger daltrey.d night! thanks for watching. ♪ okay, so who ordered the cereal that can help lower cholesterol and who ordered the yummy cereal? yummy. that's yours. lower cholesterol. lower cholesterol. i'm yummy. lower cholesterol. i got that wrong didn't i? [ male announcer ] want great taste? honey nut cheerios. want whole grain oats that can help lower cholesterol? honey nut cheerios. it's a win win. good? [ crunching, sipping ] be happy. be healthy. can i try yours? >>> an eighth grader beaten by gang bangers in this neighborhood park has died. >> and tonight police are asking any and all witnesses and there may have been many to come forward. good evening. i'm dan ashley. >> and i'm carolyn johnson. it is a developing story, and tonight we are hearing reports that the boy's father may have witnting. 14-year-old eddie reyes was beat. it is a place they call a known gang hangout. reyes was in eighth grade.arolyd >> carolyn and dan, good evening. police are saying the death of a 14-year-old eight

i want to thank charlize theron, i want to thank manny pacquiao and i want to apologize to matt damonks for watching. good night! kikikikikikikikikikii >> the alert neighbor makes suspicious find pl pleasanton. >> ladies police to dead body and puingts them tonight on a search for answers. good evening. >> that grizzly discovery was made on the 11,000 block of note not tar from thear laurel ridge mall. we are leif at the pleasanton police station with what they learned. . >>reporter: pleasanton police are investigating this as a homicide right now only because they don't know otherwise. they are wait to go hear more from the alameda county coroner tomorrow. now washington we know about the victim is that it is a female and that it is not a child. police aren't saying if this could be missing 15-year-old sierra la mar but i can tell that you santa clara county investigators were not on scene today. >> nothing remarkable about the trash can at all. >>reporter: nothing remarkable except the body found inside. shortly before noon somebody who lives nearby spotted this trash can along dubl

i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night dr.mcgraw and carrie underwood. thanks for watching. buenos noches! good morning! wow. want to start the day with something heart healthy and delicious? you're a talking bee... honey nut cheerios has whole grain oats that can help lower cholesterol. and it tastes good? sure does! right... ♪ wow. delicious, right? yeah. it's the honey, it makes it taste so... ♪ well, would you look at the time... what's the rush? be happy. be healthy. >> it's very dangerous. we feel trapped. >> more than 100 people some in wheelchairs are feeling trapped tonight. stuck in their own homes after a fire knocked out their elevators three days ago. good evening. carolyn has the night off. it is a 12 story building we are talking about filled with seniors and the disabled. both elevators have been out since friday. people there say they just can't get in and out. 7 news reporter lillian kim is live in campbell tonight with the story. lillian? >> dan it all started when small fire broke out on the sixth floor. no

i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. thanks for watching.kipping stones ♪ and letting go ♪ over the river and down the road ♪ [ female announcer ] at nature valley, we know nature comes together in amazing ways. that's why we bring together natural ingredients, like dark chocolate with toasted oats, or sweet golden honey. perfect combinations of nature's delicious ingredients, from nature valley. ♪ ♪ i was thinking that i hope this never ends ♪ [ female announcer ] nature valley granola bars, nature at its most delicious. san francisco police are working two crime scenes right now. >> at least three people have been shot in two different parts of the sti. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm carolyn johnson. let's begin with ama dates who is at turk and laguna where two people were hit. ama? >> that's right, carolyn and dan. look behind me on the corner is where police have the street blocked off because there was the double shooting at about 9:45 tonight. the two people were shot just down the sidewalk there. look at the scene from where this happened. i

apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. thanks for watching. good night.mhmhmhmhmhmm >> we shot back because we thought they were gangsters. >> man defends son in exclusive interview with abc 7 news >> >> after 3 ice agents were shot and wounded during anrning raid morning raid in petaluma. good evening everyone. >> that petaluma raid was part of a bay area wide gang sweep. the target 13 people in several way area cities. 4 of them could face the death penalty because of a triple murder that happened almost a year and a half ago in south san francisc francisco. l lillian is live in pet lawm tonight and lillian you spoke exclusively with the family that got raided today. >>reporter: that's right. they are so upset they don't even want to go wac to their home them called us early this evening specifically to share their story. >> i was very scared because i thought they with going to kill us. >>reporter: victor doesn't want to show his face but he says he and his 2 sons were inside their petaluma federal home when federal agents storm in this morning. he say

apologies to matt damon. tomorrow night william h. macy and music from brad.hank you for watching. goodnight! >>> the occupy oakland protest erupts, police break out teargas and flash bang grenades, clearing out hundreds of protesters. >> sky 7hd is live over the city where there continues to be a strong police presence. >> good evening. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm carolyn johnson. we have complete live team coverage of the day and night of clashes with police. >> sky 7hd is live over the city right now. it is deaf -- it is difficult to see exactly what is going on, but protesters are on the streets this may day, a day after clashes running through it is -- through the city with authorities. nick smith is live to begin our coverage tonight. nick? >> reporter: dan, i want to give you an how crazy things are. we just saw fights break out down the street. it looks like two men fighting down the street. this is one of the things officers had to deal with. there is still evidence of the demonstration that happened earlier. broken glass and broken containers on the stree

apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time.atest cast-off from "dancing with the stars" and music from civil twilight. thank you for watching. goodnight, everybody! ♪ dadadadawhat'll it be?dadadadaa i'll have blueberry pancakes. uh huh. actually, make that glazed pecans... ok. with chocolate... no... caramel sauce. whipped cream? uhhhhhhh, yeah... but on the side. introducing build your own pancakes. only at denny's. . >> 60 people walking around and they were all dressed in black anarchist. >> people bent on destruction smashing window and spray painting cars. >> may day isn't until tomorrow but already tonight protest and vandalism this san francisco mission district. good evening. >> vandal already targeted a police station. >> 7 news reporter is there live with the story tonight. lillian? >>reporter: the mission district police station is under heavy guard tonight. officers are lined up in front of the building in case vandal come by again. witnesses say about 50 to 60 people dressed in black presumably anarchist started br

apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time.-- steve harvey, dev patel and music from glenn frey. thank you for watching. goodnight. ♪ ♪ we were skipping stones ♪ and letting go ♪ over the river and down the road ♪ [ female announcer ] at nature valley, we know nature comes together in amazing ways. that's why we bring together natural ingredients, like dark chocolate with toasted oats, or sweet golden honey. perfect combinations of nature's delicious ingredients, from nature valley. ♪ ♪ i was thinking that i hope this never ends ♪ [ female announcer ] nature valley granola bars, nature at its most delicious. okay, so who ordered the cereal that can help lower cholesterol and who ordered the yummy cereal? yummy. that's yours. lower cholesterol. lower cholesterol. i'm yummy. lower cholesterol. i got that wrong didn't i? [ male announcer ] want great taste? honey nut cheerios. want whole grain oats that can help lower cholesterol? honey nut cheerios. it's a win win. good? [ crunching, sipping ] be happy. be healthy. can i try your

apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. it's really cheating to write words though.leck. we have to blur that out. there's -- a maniacal version of me, saying ha, ha, ha. and a camel, probably a mistake. but maybe a take. and there is a very good drawing but i'm drunk, i think, or something. my nose is very pink. that looks more like my mom than me. and that one -- look at that. i mean, somebody took the time to draw that just as a clue. and oddly, the person probably got it wrong. that is pretty clue. if you haven't played the draw something thing -- do you play, guillermo? i'm going show you more tomorrow night. there are a lot of drawings of you, also. >> okay. >> jimmy: that is okay with you? >> okay. >> jimmy: okay. our first guest is a two time emmy winner and academy award-nominated actor who makes any movie or tv show better. it's kind of like bacon in 245 that way. you know him from "fargo," "boogie nights," "seabiscuit," "er" and his current series on showtime called "shameless." please welcome william h. macy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you? >> i'm

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