tonight -- miley cyrus. and marlon wayans. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching everyone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i appreciate that, i should is -- probably explain my face to those who didn't see last night. obviously, i had a black eye, on saturday, i opened the car door and my face broke open. this morning i filed a restraining order against my car, which is making it difficult to get to work. but i had to get 11 stitches in my cheek. it was a scary moment, because you know, my face is my fortune. i look at it this way, in the rich tapestry of life, good and bad things happen, and all we can do is eat, pray and bleed. the stanley cup, speaking of that, andrew shaw also hit his face on a car door. the blackhawks beat boston, it is a weird thing, that is what happened on the night i lost my virginity. you guys are here on a fun night, you know, we shut the whole block down for miley cyrus. actually, they're not all here for miley, some of them are here to steal walle

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miley will tell you about it.and music. >> 15 ache-acre village. i know you were a presenter last year, miley, coming back and being part of it. tell us about it. >> it's awesome because like you said there's so many different artists. i was in the same thing. we were learning about who all was going to be there. i can't believe everyone has agreed and there haven't been any diva fights. no wigs off. the years i've been there, there's been nothing but the lineup this -- i wasn't allowed to say. we might get into a little fight. >> we do know keith will be there for the first time. i know you're excited about that. >> looking forward to it. >> feeling all of it right now. >> i love vegas too. i love playing vegas. >> we love your new song, your new album coming out "fuse." i know you have some friends here. [ applause ] >> tell us about it. >> tell us about the new music. >> so many sirens and horns going off. it's coming out september 10. the first single is called "a little bit of everything." we tick off a tour

not us. >>> miley cyrus.coming up live. >> live and in hd, this is an abc7 news update. >> good morning. the bond hearing is scheduled today for gun rights activists adam cowger aesch, arrested at his home last week after posting a video showing him wielding a gun in downtown d.c. foundigators hallucinogenic mushrooms during a search of his home. and a 9-year-old boy is in critical condition after being hit by an suv on buie in maryland. according to the report, the driver did not see the boy as he went across the street. the driver remained on the scene and was not hurt. have an incident on the inner loop of the beltway as you brought -- as you passed braddock road. the right side is occupied with the incident. 4 afterdown on route house road.- dower and 270 near clarksburg and gaithersburg is a little heavier than usual. >> 77 degrees with a dewpoint of 71 degrees. high temperatures today will soar into the 90's. and we will stay in the 90's for the remainder of the work week. triple digits by friday, or cl

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when someone sexualizes someone at the age of miley cyrus and younger, really, are we going to go there? >> it's super inappropriate. so you looked at the script and -- >> they think we're not having sex at this age. not true. >> it would be such a shame. >> it would, wouldn't it? >> did you know this is a theme you were going to be able to explore? >> absolutely. because being in this business, and being that once you're past the age of 30, you're basically put out to pasture. so to do this at our age and show that we're still living, breathing, we have a lot to give to our community and everyone, it's kind of nice. there's a lot of 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 9 90-year-olds that we have lot to give. >> did you feel like you can relate to it in your personal life? >> i still feel like i'm 20 in my brain. >> i am always 27 in my head.

and in usa today, miley cyrus, a fan favorite. she was picked for best style and video in billboard's music awards poll. >> she has changed her look. >>> time now for poppy harlow and the money. >> good morning, everyone. stock futures higher this morning. the dow, nasdaq, and s&p 500 all closing solidly higher. and get this story, he started an internet gaming sensation, but he's stepping back as ceo of zynga. >>> and manhattan home prices up sharply on short supply. the median cost of an apartment in new york city up nearly 5.5%. it will cost you $865,000. and if you want a private home in manhattan, that's going to cost you about $5.5 million, up more than 50% from just a year

. >> by now, you probably have seen miley syrus' video for "we can't stop." here is a remake. ith called "we can bark." taking place of all humans, is dogs. dogs of all kinds. they redid shots from the actual video and changed the lyrics. ♪ we can bark and we will bark ♪. >> crazy thing, miley's video is still weirder. >> head over to "rig "rightthisminute.com and check it out. >> pranks are funny, even when you can't understand the words that people are saying in the video. this one from russia. dude in an orange shirt is the pranker. the prankees, these gals. this guy in the orange shirt are i want you to guys to see if you can break a beer bottle over your head. but watch the first girl go. >> oh! this is a prank. that was probably a setup and a fake bolting. >> make out of sugar or something? >> i think it might be. when it exploded. it looks like powder. but the other girls are like well, she did it. >> oh! >> but this one here with the necklace, she's like you know what? watch. >> oh, my god. does she have a steel plate in her head? >> look at that again in slow motion.

>> jimmy: i want to thank miley cyrus, marlon wayans. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night channing tatum, paul feig and music from pharrell. you can wake up early tomorrow to see her on "good morning america." playing us off the air with the song "fall down," from the album, "willpower" you can see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com. miley cyrus with will.i.am. ♪ ♪ you make my world you make my world go 'round you turn me up you turn me upside down ♪Ñi ♪ you make my world you make my world go 'round you get me off you get me off the ground ♪ ♪ you pick me up when i fall down you pick me up when i fall down ♪ >>> tonight, a soldier's story, we're with him as he risks his life for our country, but just wants to get home to his childhood sweetheart and the little girl he calls "angel". >>> and inspired by nelson mandela, an american author, offering the greatest gifts to children who need it most. >>> and another day of crisis and crackdowns in cairo, as egypt braces for tomorrow's expected protests. the president and his supporters rounded up the cons

and it really resembles miley's video.e, i can do what i want ♪ ♪ i'm a puppy, i can do what i want ♪ ♪ i'm a doggie, i can lick what i want ♪ ♪ work when i want roll where i want ♪ ♪ paws on the chair like we don't care ♪ >> it was posted just on june 27th and has over 657,000 hits. ♪ >> the dog in the videos, they're called maltese cyrus. >> cute. >> i think they have a good sense of humor. 57,000 hits in only a few days. >> and they'll get a lot more. >> all righty. thank you, sara. >> they are about to check out their new look for the first time. we're going to reveal our ambush makeovers. >> then, ladies, brace yourselves. the thunder from down under. >> use your imagination. >> after your local news. ♪ ♪ >>> we are back on this thirsty thursday, the fourth of july, with a wonderful way to celebrate. it's time for our plaza ambush makeovers, when we pluck two lovely ladies from the plaza and surprise them with a brand new look. >> and here with the smashing results our resident makeover team, "today" contributor and s

. >>> why we are about to see so much more of miley cyrus.n "the skinny." >> a lot more. ♪ skinny so skinny ♪ >>> say it ain't so. johnny depp's acting career could it be in twilight? we'll have to wait and see. at any rate. he hinted at it before in various interviews. he told earlier this week, told the bbc he is seriously considering moving away from the movies for good. one of his quotes was "i wouldn't say i'm dropping out any second. i would say it's not too far away." he says at a certain point you start to think when you add up the amount of dialogue you say per year and you realize you said written words more than you had a chance to say your own words and it become s an insane option for a human being. i wouldn't mind having a quieter life. at any rate, he could be thinking of dropping out. one thing you can take heart. he has at least three more films coming out in the next, two, three years. at least. there is also rumors of "pirates of the caribbean 5" and "alice in wonder land 2." >> he is retiring in 2020. >> if he does retire.

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. >> miley and liam. what's going on with them?ust want her to get a new look. >> that's part of the problem. liam is having a tough time with miley's new sexed up image. >> he fell in love with the other girl, right? >> according to him, she jiggles too much and wears too little. >> it's just that's his woman is his attitude. >> she says she's trying to be an artist and she doesn't tell him what to do. >> that's the thing. she looks at what she's doing as a character. a character to sell her new image and her new songs. he does characters, too. >> what topped the box office before we go? >> surprise, right? >> it was "monsters university." >> again. >> but "the heat" that was the big surprise that it did $40 million. it did fantastic. >> lots of women and lots of kids. >> we expected that "white house down" to do better because it's such a fun popcorn summer movie. >> yeah, it did, i think, about $25 million. it was a disappointment with channing tatum and jamie foxx. but women went out for women this weekend. >> lone ranger comin

and while most celebs expressed disappointments like miley cyrus, "i feel sick." there were some like larry king who showed support for the judicial system tweeting, we have a system that i believe in, the jury system. i wasn't at the scene and only one man knows. >>> and "despicable me 2" bringing in $44 million. and "grown ups 2." "pacific rim" the heat and "the lone ranger" and bill karins have seen all of them? none of them. >> no. >>> kim kardashian and kanye west may have been victims of a breach. cedars-sinai fired six employees, bill, for inappropriately accessing documents of their daughter north west. they're probably looking for pictures. >>> black eyed peas lead singer fergie no longer has an identity crisis because he's filed documents to legally change they are name from stacy ann ferguson to fergie duhamel. >> did you know her real name was stacy ann? >> you didn't know that? >> i did not. >>> new beginnings in breakups halle berry and jimmy kimmel said "i do" to their longtime companions. jane lynch filed for divorce from her wife. i'm veronica de

tomorrow night miley cyrus and marlon wayans will be here. thank you for watching.ht! >>> tonight on "nightline," ak-47, sniper rifles, they're some of the most powerful weapons in america. and yet, we got our hands on them in the time it would take to get a pizza delivery. tonight, we're undercover. >>> and a medical mystery, waking up speaking swedish with no memory of your past, and suddenly taking on a foreign accent. tonight, what happens when your life seems lost in translation. >>> and what killed cory? why did glee actor cory >>> from new york city, this is "nightline" with dan abrams. >>> good evening, thank you for joining us, for many of us, owning a weapon is a constitutional right and one that many of us exercise proudly. but most law abiding gun owners may not think much about the ak-47s or the powerful sniper rifles, unless they're in the military. or they're criminals. so just how easy is it to get weapons? we found out. >> reporter: the u.s. is the most heavily armed nation in the world. and every day, guns fall into the wrong hands. >> he had a gun

and while most celebs expressed disappointment like miley cyrus, who tweeted "i feel sick," there were some, like larry king, who showed support for the judicial system. he tweeted, "we have a system that i believe in, the jury system. i wasn't at the scene and only one man knows. >>> and "despicable me 2" continued box office supremacy bringing in $44 million. and "grown ups 2," "pacific rim" the heat and "the lone ranger" cedar sinai medical center fired six employees for inappropriately accessing records, possibly belonging to the couple's daughter. black eyed pea singer fergie no longer has an identity crisis. she has filed documents to legally change her name from stacey ann ferguson. now it's fergie duhamel. >>> and new beginnings and breakup. halle berry and jimmy kimmel said i do to their longtime compani companions. but jane lynch filed for divorce from her wife. >> jimmy kimmel's wedding was supposed to be quite the celebrity -- >> weren't you invited? >> i couldn't go. >> oh, that's what it was. >> i was busy. >> maybe next time. hopefully there's not a next time. i'm betty

tonight -- miley cyrus. and marlon wayans. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching everyone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i appreciate that,

out there this morning but they are not so widespread and some areas are lower to the ground 1.25 miley cyrus visibility and santa rosa, and the rest of us are doing okay and well watch sfo for you and keep our fingers crossed at the delays that were short-lived yesterday. temperatures in the 50's and 50 at novato being the cool spot and 60 in mountain view. the next 12 hours you can see the embarcadero center there, and san francisco and 52 to 58 this morning, and 56 at the coast by noon and 80 inland by noon and 60 and 90 so a 30-degree spread between inland neighborhoods and the coast and it will be pleasant for all of us and cool at the coast and 58 to 82 degrees inland. now, a look at the next he days, we are going to deal with temperatures warmer tomorrow and about the same on sunday, and a touch cooler on monday with the high clouds and that could be the beginning of a few storms on tuesday. that is in the seven-day forecast but first an update on the commute. leyla gulen? >> we have construction in oakland traveling along northbound and southbound 880 starting with northbound 88

offering to implement more high tech features into everyday life opposition activist and blogger alexina miley currently on trial for allegedly mezzo meant prioritizes the fight against corruption and introducing younger faces into local authorities. this eccentric candidate said detroit ski or as he's better known the spyder a former heavy metal front man has promised to hand a new sun over the russian capital and build a new imperial moscow each political party has its own contender forward but regardless of who wins and it's still an open race with no clear front runner everyone agrees that this job will be no walk in the park moscow is often called a country within a country so whoever takes the rain here they have to be more than just a talented manager so after years of practically nonexistent elections the russian capital braces itself for an implicit entry heated political battle and that complaint is gaining intensity with every day. reporting from moscow. up next as finance and dodgy dealings and prime interest to stay with us. good laboratory kirby was able to build. doesn't sound a

. >> hi, i'm tavis miley. join me next time with mary williams and the mother she calls jane fonda.. we will see you then. >> there's a saying that dr. king had, and he said, "there's always a right time to do the right thing." i just try to live my life every day by doing the right thing. we know that we're only about halfway to completely eliminate hunger, and we have a lot of work to do. and walmart committed $2 billion to fighting hunger in the u.s. as we work together, we can stamp hunger out. >> and by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. thank you. % % . >>> hello and welcome. this week we are downtown in san jose in quilts and textiles. we will get the low down, apparently yarn not just for sweaters anymore. we will also meet gallagard who went to sea at 13 and spent more than 30 years in the rein marines before putting his -- whether she's painting, sculpting or making her own paper she brings her special passion and fire to everything she touches. and finally we will meet another woman who's meeting up the art world. annie morehouser. known around the w

absolutely without any contention there still could be a chance that the miley will not have to go to jail for the next five years but of course everything depends on the decision of the court in this case again i apologize i have very poor sound quality and that is i didn't hear the question the first face. all right no problem at all arena thank you so much for bringing us the very latest and of course we continue to follow this case closely and bring our viewers in alice's and all the very latest information for now though thanks for bringing us the update. well and as i said we'll bring you more opinion and analysis here throughout the day plus we've got live updates on the story on our web sites our team dot com and also don't forget to check out our twitter feed for all the very latest on this developing story. right to see. first street. and i would think that you're. on our reporters there. now syria faces the prospect of terrorist forces gaining overwhelming control over the country's north sources in the free syrian army am a western backed rebel group claim the internationa

a bomb has exploded outside a police station in the egyptian city of is miley so far no casualties been reported there it comes to stars as a pro morsi supporters turned out on the streets again gathering outside a major mosque in the east of the pictures from the area a sit in that is being held since the army shot dead more than fifty civilians protesting against the ousting of the former president more than a fortnight ago thousands of promo see demonstrators broke off from outside the mosque where protesters before marching them to the republican guard barracks but then there were blocked by the army comes less than a day after three people were north of current clashes between opposing camps we tell the new interim president sort of a group of experts to start working on amending the country's constitution which is needed before new elections at the start of next year while asking this journalist in cairo he told us the muslim brotherhood doesn't want to seek the middle ground is the real problem that we're facing right now is from the time of president morsi taking over it's been

miley still has the report record in major league baseball in season. well, he's been placed in chicago's trophy cap at the and i've already crub for next season. >> colve after lack are pro-to uspect nathan mckinen. canadian 17 year-old nathan mcken anyone their choice. their been nova scotia. >> two -- more on the sport. >> there are more jelly fish in the mediterranean water. the night nerms and a collection to collect them for food isn't going down too well. >> they've been swinging gracefully through the scenes for millions of the years but the new scientific report says thats the ballooning into the group off the coast of spain, this team of researchers have taken away. the natural enemies. researcher veronica pew wenta, they don't fish small. making it even more difficult for the fish popular. we are seeing in an increase on diversity. they appear every year. there are pieces that are local. they seem to be increasing popelation. so year by year. it's the experts say that won't quake to review the jelly fish population is to make them more man. d

. >> but the thing is, kim kardashian, and drew carry, and miley cyrus, the list is long of entertainerscame to the defense and the horror of the trayvon martin verdict, and they are also silent. i cannot sit here and say i rely only on reverend sharpton who has escorted -- >> i don't have the regard many of my colleagues do, but i think this is -- larry, i think this is just really kind of a -- that problem seems too big to be grasps by a sound bite or by a protest. >> you hit the nail on your head when you talked about how easy it is to yell and scream about race and racism. if it were about race and racism and poverty you would expect during jim crow and the great depression to be more crime now. and i was telling this to don lemon the other day, and cnn did a poll of black teenagers, and they asked whether racism was a major problem in america and they agree with your guest, mrs. green, that it was, and then they asked a follow-up, and that is that is race and racism a problem in your own daily hraoeuz, and 89% said no problem in their own daily lives. what is going on is black leade

among his followers, kim kardashian, miley cyrus and thousands of others. >> if the average man nevers beard, it would go to up to 30 feet long. >> there's something exciting to look at your phone and see a new fact you never knew before. >> for example, a squirrel finds less than half the nuts it hides. did you know in japan, you can buy a square watermelon? because you can't always believe everything on twitter, i did a little investigative reporting with my father. like is bad driving genetic. >> they say that driving -- well, they say bad driving, but driving is inherited. so i in some way would like to think that i got my driving skills from you. >> you have to exert your authorities on the road. you can't let people just push you around. >> dad, i could not agree with you more. >> reporter: okay. so that probably goes in the fact column or it takes four seconds for silence to become awkward. >> you know how i love the twitter uberfacts -- >> i do to. and? >> reporter: that's about right. did you know our 43rd president, george w. bush was a cheerleader or the bible is the most s

also we have the iheart radio village outside with miley cyrus and avril levine and the wanted. >> how much are the tickets? >> thousands of dollars! >> how much are they? >> actually, they're different prices. >> about? >> some very affordable. from that range to this range. they go on sale this saturday at ticketmaster.com at 1:00 east coast time. >> that sounds like a lot of fun. >>> we have a lot of college kids who watch our show. did you know that? >> i know that but i would think they're off for summer so they'd be sleeping. >> they aren't sleeping because we're on a little later in the morning. they tweet us all the time. we with a to thank all the college kids who tweet us. please continue to tweet us on your summer break because we like to read your tweets on the air. so we can -- we like to give you guys shout outs so please keep your tweets coming. >> do you think they're having cocktails like we are? >> i'm sure we are a drinking game. that's all we are to them. >>> okay. cute baby alert. if you are in a funky mood today, do not be. look what happened? twin pandas were bor

but when miley cyrus tweets month justice, no peace, you have to low up through your ears. only one star to me made any sense. after tweeting that black blood spills on the streets of america nightly at the hands of other blacks, he added, nobody knows what really happened except trayvon and zimmerman. the justice system relies on reasonable doubt not our emotions. your emotional reactions to perceived justice will get you nowhere. well, he's no eric holder and good for him. let's go around the horn, as they say. kimberly -- >> didn't you ban that? >> around the horn? >> yes. >> not today. >> not today. i'm pulling it out of the banned box. >> i thought there would be a reaction to the verdict that was not guilty. i'm actually surprised at the extent of inflammatory rhetoric, the race baiting and provocation, and just the irresponsible behavior from people in the media and from celebrities and just in general the ignorance of the general public. because when you hear the people talk about the case, they haven't even followed it. they don't know what happened. and they think

sideshows like stand your ground and seated moral authority to people like al sharpton, kirstie alley, miley cyrus. before you blame obama, stop. even though he commented on the story early on, he didn't choose to cover the damn thing 24/7 that was made by a media that felt the trial was indicative of a greater truth about society. now that we swam so far out to sea on this, hard to swim to shore and pick up where we left off. we can hardly see benghazi, and i can't remember who the hell james rosen is. not only does trumped up racial division obscure the vision of all americans, unlike the liberals of our time, we let crises go to waste. thank god for the royal baby. i wonder what he thinks about the zimmerman case. >> great liberals of our time? >> great liberals of our time. title of my next book. >> yes, it is 12 pages. so eric, daily caller article, big deal, irs counsel met with the president two days before targeting tea party groups. obviously a coincidence. >> and the white house is pushing back on everything about that article. i saw the author of the article standing by his story.

. >> miley cyrus. >> you talk about the real when it's time to stop working and sit down and get a manxactly. >> but it's a time in progress, don't think you don't have it together.to we have seen you with the disney sheecheetah girls, and you are singing and i have seen you on bet, behind the scenes, as it's a lot.a and then the real now. >> thank you. >> what is next? >> i have a nail polish line. >> a vegan, nail polish, it's finger tip fetish. it's sort of -- i'm a new york k city girl at heart. he they are always telling me you are so new york. my nails are mad fly, but i love nail polish, i love beauty. be being an entrepreneur, and being a latin a, i like to beautify ourselves.rsve >> and people are watching misss latin a fashionista of the year. you represent well.t >> thank you.ou. >> and i'm happy that you are in the fox family and i look forward to the show. show >>> you can watch "the real"" monday through friday, here at 11:00 a.m. starting today. check them out, they're all ove the social media. >> they are characters. >> right. >> still to come this morning, a story abou

zac efron and vanessa hudgens and miley cyrus and a whole bunch of other ones.wed no signs of stopping. >> reporter: prugo also advises police he's in possession of property taken from audrina patridge, lindsay lohan and rachel bilson, and tells police where they can find it. where did you put the stuff to hide it? >> i hid it in a -- it's like a little kind of garage house. and my grandma, she's really old, she doesn't really -- you know, she wouldn't really notice. and i knew i could just stash it there. >> reporter: didn't you think not to bring grandma into this, you know, like give it to -- >> well, i didn't -- i wasn't even thinking. >> reporter: he seemed to be thinking though when it came time to help his case with the cops by naming names. at the top of his list, his best friend, rachel lee, whom he says is the mastermind behind the bling ring. >> i'm not, you know, saying -- i wasn't, had a part of it, because i did make decision to go. but, you know, was this girl that, like, i was like infatuated with almost and i just, like, followed her everywhere.

to miley cyrus. would you take the drug if you would never have to feel emotional pain? isn't that the point? >> it would be nice to not feel it. i always assumed the misery molecule was in the testicals. when mine are emptied i feel happy. >> you are a charmer. >> that's why the queen likes you. >> i would have to say yes, i would take it. i think all of these things, these personality traits we have , these senses of humor, they are necessary for chemical releases. in 500 years, a thousand years we will be bland and boring aliens. it will be okay because we will feel amazing. >> that is true. and feeling amazing is important. what say you if you were never stressed? would you take this? >> it sounds great for a quick fix, but no. i think we need stress and depression and anxiety in our life. by the way, i thought they found the misery molecule and it was called grown-ups three. >> a jab at our good friend. >> sorry. >> if there were no misery and no depression there would be no great bars to drowned our sorrows. there would be no woody allen movies and no damion rice s

- miley cyrus. - who's the star of that's so raven? - raven-symone. she's black. - oh.love you, right? - yeah. - and if it seems like nick and i are being hard on you, it's because we care about you, and we don't want you to hurt yourself. - i know. - but it's not entirely your fault. i shouldn't have exposed you to a gun. so how about we reduce your sentence, no tv or video games for three days instead of a week? - how about a day and a half? - don't push it. - sorry. thanks, mom. - but, kevin, the next time i send you to my room to do something, just do what i say. if i ask you to go get a quarter and the bed is on fire, don't put the fire out. just bring back the quarter and tell me. if i send you up there to get a pair of shoes out of my closet and osama bin laden is in there having a poetry slam, don't alert the military. just bring back the shoes and tell me. if i ask you to go upstairs and check and make sure that the paint is still on the walls and a pack of friendly monkeys wants to have a tickle fight-- - i know. i know. just check the walls and tell you. - ex

oh, tomorrow night miley cyrus and marlon wayans will be here. together. and later this week channing tatum. from the nba champion miami heat dwyane wade. annette bening, paul feig, from "scandal" tony goldwyn, and we'll have music from the neighbourhood and pharrell. so join us. our first guest tonight is a very talented actor. he's been nominated for and/or won all the awards his profession has to offer. his new show is called "ray donovan." it premieres this sunday night on showtime. please welcome liev schreiber! [ cheers and applause ] you're looking at my eye. >> it's not bad. i heard 11 stitches. i was expecting much worse. >> jimmy: well, there are 11 stitches. the first set is deep in the face. and then the second set is on the outside of the face. >> on a car door. >> jimmy: on a car door, yeah. you know what? no one believes me when i tell the story. >> i don't believe you either. >> jimmy: wouldn't i come up with a better story? >> how do you do that with a car door? >> jimmy: bonk. as simple as that. i mean, it was very easy. what do

it was -- [ laughter ] did you hear what miley cyrus said the other day?view and she said that her new short haircut has changed her life. now whenever she signs an autograph, people are like thanks, sting. [ laughter ] and finally i'm very excited about this. my man tom hanks has signed on to star in "inferno" the third "da vinci code" movie. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] which can only mean one thing. once again, it's time for regular hanks, "da vinci code" hanks, check it out. ♪ regular hanks da vinci code hanks regular hanks da vinci code hanks ♪ ♪ regular regular da vinci da vinci regular da vinci da vinci ♪ ♪ da vinci astronaut hanks cast away hanks coach hanks ♪ ♪ forest hanks hanks ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots right there, everybody. [ galloping ] [ engine revving ] >> too many monsters in your pacific rim? try jaeger monster. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know him, you love him, from the "police academy" movies, that is legendary michael winslow! ♪ michael winslow, gosh, w