revenge. >> as you said. >> changed more times than a baby with montezuma's revenge. >> we should get congressional help because it covers everything. >> that is good stuff. >> that is the good stuffs. >> covered the i's and the t's. >> we can't afford that. >> we are looking at temperatures 10 degrees above normal and more like august or september. and again it doesn't get humid, it gets warm. outside to our michael and son's weather cam. dew point has come up but still comfortable. not super, super dry. but it is comfortable. keep the a.c. off. and light winds out of the south at 3. satellite picture, radar combined. a big area of high pressure in control again and that will keep us in good shape tonight and tomorrow. a weak cold front approaching on thursday. i kind of dropped temperatures a little bit on thursday because of that. but as far as we're concerned, tonight and tomorrow we are in good shape. and again warm but not humid. so warm at the bus stop. i don't think the kids will need a sweater or sweatshirt. highs in line of late august. and the 80s are here through the week

but montezuma is not portrayed anywhere on the monument. instead, it celebrates 11 warriors, each shown subduing an enemy. in aztec society, it was not just the king who benefitted from warfare. the aztec society was unquestionably a strongly class-based society, but it did allow for a certain amount of mobility. and this mobility was largely through success in war. a successful commoner could hope to achieve noble status by virtue of his deeds. keach: this form of social mobility was illustrated in 16th century documents. first, a poorly dressed novice takes a captive. when he takes another captive, he gets a more elaborate costume and better weaponry. taking still another, the warrior rises in rank, and so on -- a progression from novice all the way to the highest military rank. these rewards for success in battle were nominally handed out by the king himself. so each time you were successful, he would then reward you with a new costume of higher rank, and also with additional economic incentives -- perhaps mantles, which were wealth, rig

i mean they're cutting off the balls of montezuma. it's semper fi, not search bi. and i'm not the only one who is enraged. new yorks' "the new york post" said it looks like it came from the shops of christopher street. (laughter) well, then si have to assume the new hat is a neon mesh and secured with a ball gag. all right, jim, let's see this new girlie hat-as trophy next to the current deny. oh, o my god, look at that i just cannot tell which one is the new one. (laughter) which one-- oh, it's the one on the right, the one on the right, yeah, hate those. it's so feminine, i'm just ovulating looking at them. (laughter) this hat might as well be made of tampons and copies of eat, pray, love. i mean those two inches of extra brim is the difference between marine and maureen. now sure, the department of defence says the proposed hat is based on the one worn by world war i hero and two time medal of honor winner sergeant major dan daley. what does that guy know about being manly. he's wearing two necklaces and a broach. all that is missing is the matching earrings. ma

but with obama the law has been changed more times than a baby with montezuma's revenge. but the real disaster is obama care. the president dismisses it all as just glitches but a glitch is just a problem that happens to someone else. it's what a customer service rep says when it's your service that goes out during the super bowl, not theirs. a glitch is your problem. right now signing up for obama care is so glitch-ridden, success is met with surprise. registering for it is like buying a ticket for the behindenberg as the hirery egg tilts downward. but obama is lucky the focus is on the shutdown and not this sham. for he created an industry now that exists above and beyond the confines of competition. to paraphrase an astronaut, obama care isn't just one small step for socialism, it's a giant leap for misery. so, bob, you must be excited. this is the first it day of a new entitlement, a new program, a new arm of bureau okay rascy. you should be out on the streets marching perhaps half-naked. >> you wouldn't want that. i'm almost -- first on obama care, i need it. the fir

, including the petrified national forest park, the grand canyon ruins national monument and the montezuma national monument. these are some of arizona's most important economic drivers. we can't afford to hang a closed sign out in front of these destinations. this shutdown will devastate the small communities in my district. i call on my house colleagues to stop the games and get to work to restart government. mr. speaker, i yield back. the speaker pro tempore: the gentlewoman yields back. the chair recognizes mr. woodall for five minutes. mr. woodall: thank you, mr. speaker. i appreciate the time. i have a heavy heart as many of my colleagues do. i haven't bumped into one of the 432 of us who's enthusiastic about the situation that we're in. i tell you, mr. speaker, the most troubling thing to me is the decision to define success as passing a c.r. that the senate is dictating. i don't say that because it's the senate. i say that because my constituency back home doesn't care about c.r.'s. c.r., continuing resolution, as you know, mr. speaker, and the only time, the only time a continuing