right here, cora. >> mr. brown, mr. brown, that's a bit much, isn't it?>> no, it ain't a bit much, cora. that's just 35, 36...37 cents, cora. look at you. you're cheap. you could have at least gotten about $20 for them things. you're a delinquent and you're stupid. >> mr. brown, don't do that. >> cora, i'm trying to help this girl. cora, i'm scaring them straight. you scared? hey, you! come here! come here! come here! looking like a broke-down jimmie "j.j." walker. get over here. >> man, didn't we do this already today? >> get up. back up. get your hands out your pocket! that's how they killed malcolm x. come over here. boy, ain't nobody playing with you. get up here. you know what? you said something. i heard you mumble. get over here. what you think this is? looking like you wake up eating cornbread every morning. boy, unfold your arms before i break your arms off. i'm security. take all your stuff out your pockets and put it on this desk right now. take it! boy, i'll start to rip your pockets off. take the stuff out. >> you -- turn that way. don't be l

now, like she said, do like a tree and go. >> mr. brown, i've got it. mr. > mr. brown, i can handle this. >> no, cora, unh-unh. you ain't gonna enjoy it as much as i am. let me knock the syrup out of him. come on. >> reggie, please! >> listen, doesn't anybody want to hear my side of the story? >> no! >> no! reggie, just leave! >> all right, listen, cora, i got to -- >> you ain't got to go nowhere. i'm gonna get me some "reggie be gone." >> all right, now, cora, please, if you would just listen to me, you would understand. >> say hello to my little friend! >> oh, whoa! hold on! hold on! all right, i'm gonna go, but this isn't over. >> oh, yes, it is. >> oh, yes, it is. and i never want to speak to you again! >> goodbye. >> whoa. you don't mean that. >> batter up. >> oh! >> no, don't run. >> i can't believe this! how can he do this to me, mr. brown? >> cora, i'll still knock him in the head. >> no. just let him go. >> he ain't going nowhere. he's standing right there at the bus stop. >> at the bus stop? >> yeah, right there. >> oh, he at the bus stop. yeah, i

mr. brown>> cora, them kids would be safer running through a crack house with a money suit on. she ain't going to help nobody. >> hey, morning, everybody. wow. something smells good. >> will, be careful. that's crack soup. nephew, be careful. back away. it's crack. >> it is not. i taught tanya how to make chicken and dumplings. >> yeah, and i hope it tastes as good as yours, miss cora. here, taste it, will. taste it. it's real good. >> don't get addicted. you high? >> what you think? >> that's good. >> ooh! who ever knew that girl could burn like that, huh? >> half the prison population in georgia know she can burn like that. she's making grilled cheese sandwiches on an ironing board in prison. >> mr. brown-- >> r. brown, hush up. i got your mail for you, too. >> aren't you the happy little home wrecker. >> it's "homemaker." >> cora, it's "home wrecker." i know what i'm trying to say. she ain't fooling me. she probably got this laced with some amtraks. >> amtrak? >> what the what? >> what is it

i got to tell you, mr. brownlook -- look like you might be wearing the same clothes you wore last time i saw you. >> well, you know, good polyester never goes out of style. >> ah, yeah, well, really it does. >> no, it don't. uh, gordy -- you said it was gordy? >> it's gordon. >> gordon. >> yes. >> gordon. gor-- what's your mama's name? >> miss regina. >> reg-- you're regina's boy? >> yes, sir. >> look at you! cora, this the one -- he used to pee in the bed till he was 12 years old. >> mr. brown. >> that's not true. i--i was 11. >> that boy's mama said he wet the bed so much he had to sleep with a life jacket on, cora. and on top of that, his mama was nasty! >> mr. brown, that's e-- >> she was nasty, cora! >> aw, so you think that's funny? well, we used to call you brown the amazing clown. >> ha. right. >> we used to call you the polyester prince. >> [ laughing ] yeah! >> the human crayon! >> ah, that was a good one! >> [ laughs ] that's a -- >> [ laughs ] >> cora, you gonna sit here and laugh at him, let him dis

>> mr. brown, this is serious. >> well, i'm trying to help get this thing over with. okay, what they said was there's pizza and juice for everybody that'll give up right now 'cause i know you're hungry. i know you're hungry. i know somebody here is hungry. >> man, look, tell 'em that they can't bribe us with food, right? >> [ laughs ] >> man, the revolution does not include pizza. >> well, maybe now they'll compromise since you done let go of one of your hostages. >> man, little biggie wasn't a hostage. little biggie was a traitor. we ain't got no hostages. >> you ain't got no hostages? >> no. >> no revolution song? no slogans or nothing? >> no. >> you're wack! if it was left up to y'all, we'd still be marching for our freedom. >> hey, look, these are the concessions that we're willing to make. >> what the what? why did you write this with your feet? cora, you let him get away with writing stuff like this, cora? >> mr. brown, just take 'em the note. >> look, just tell 'em if they let us keep our b

>> look at mr. brown, girl. >> i'll put it all over here. >> okay. >> hey, fellas. >> oh, what's for dinner? >> mm-hmm. >> i'm sorry. did you ask me how my day was? well, we ruined dinner. the vacuum exploded. and we killed the cat. >> we don't have a cat. >> well, then what is this, then? what is this? >> that's my church wig! >> what? a church wig? cora, i gave this thing cpr for a whole hour. i had it-- clear! that's going on your head? we don't have no church--what you talking about? that's--it look like a cat. >> i am so sorry, mr. brown. now, what's for dinner? >> right. mm-hmm. >> look, honey, i'm sorry i took you for granted, okay? we went out and i got the roast. >> and i guess you expect me to cook it for you. >> no, i don't. because i'm taking you out to dinner. >> oh, really? oh, okay. >> uh--mr. brown, mr. brown, what about me, what about me? >> well, what about you? >> well, will is taking sasha out to dinner. what about me? >> oh, what about you? yes, yes. why, what was i thinking? you can

mr. brown's stuff -- his wallet. anything that has to do with mr. stay out of it, and you'll be safe. >> no, seriously. a safety plan for the house. >> yes, we have a safety plan. it's called code brown. anytime you hear "code brown," just get ready, 'cause something's up. and i was watching the news the other day. they say you should always keep you a safety kit. i keep the main one in the garage and the other one in the house. i'm -- i'm gonna get the safety kit for you. now, there's a few things you should always have in your safety kit. >> [ gasps ] like an alibi and a good lawyer's phone number. >> yes, and you should probably have your psycho-chiatrist on speed dial, too. >> good idea. >> [ sighs ] yes, it is. uh, you should have bandages in case you want to bandages something. you should also have alcohol -- >> yum. [ chuckles ] >> not for that purpose, london. not to drink. seen you coming. >> what if there's a fire? >> oh, i'm an expert on fire. yeah, come here, let me show you. now, the main thing you have to do when there's a fire is you

thanks, mr. brownrom the bottom of my heart. >> oh, london, we are gonna miss you so much. >> yeah. >> you know what? i want a group hug. group hug! >> group hug -- yeah! >> go ahead. >> group hug! yes! >> ow! >> group hug! >> come on, colonel. >> ow! >> colonel, let go. >> whoo! all right. well, it's gonna suck not seeing you guys. >> well, just 'cause your probation is up don't mean you can't come by and visit. >> really? >> really. >> aw. well, then i'll come back all the time. thank you. >> not -- not all the time. just holidays -- christmas. mainly christmas. i want a bentley. >> honey, i really think you have grown a little since you moved here. >> i'm wearing heels. shh. [ doorbell rings ] >> oh, lord. this door. >> yes! >> hello, mr. brown. >> look, officer, i did not -- i didn't do nothing. >> nice teddy bear. >> thank you. >> does this woman belong to anyone here? >> what did you do? what happened, daisy? >> i caught her vandalizing the neighborhood. >> london and i were on top of a building,

did you tell him, mr. brown? >> yes. >> well, maybe he's not gonna show. >> he ain't that smart. >> brown! >> oh, speaking of the dummy... hey, dummy. >> what the hell is this? >> what it look like? >> i thought you said we were going bowling. >> i did. i lied. lord forgive me. now, sit down, shut up, and eat dinner. here. sit down! i slaved over a hot microwave. >> something smells good. >> that's that perfume you bought me. i wore it just for you. >> i was talking about the mac and cheese. >> well, i made that, too. i, uh, put a little behind my ears. >> desperate, cheesy goat. uh, more wine, your royal high-lane-ness? >> mr. brown... >> yes, here you go. >> don't mind if i do. what year is this, brown? >> this year. it's fresh. >> rolls? >> thank you, cora. >> she keep eating like she eating, she gonna have a whole bunch of rolls. >> shut up. >> look at your middle. >> shut up. >> you shut up. don't tell nobody to shut up in they house. why don't you go home? >> why don't you grow a neck, you little brown crayo

>> okay, you gonna be living back on the street corner, trying to get your old job back. >> oh, mr. brownyou a hustler. >> i'm sorry, brown. i-i-i couldn't help myself. please, i need a place to lay my head. >> okay. cora, go turn on the oven. [ pounding on door ] >> edna! edna, i know you're in there! >> aww. isn't that romantic? he's coming to claim his woman. >> oh, quick, give her to him before the moon change and she turn into a wolf or something. it's a full moon. >> i refuse to talk to that man. >> [ muttering ] colonel, come get this thing. >> oh, there you are. look, edna, come on home. >> yes, edna, shoo. go on home. please, just go back home. >> stay out of this, brown! >> if you stay out my house, i stay out your business! i'm trying to get you to stay out! get out. >> well, he asked you to come home, miss edna. >> well, he sure took his good time showing up. >> well, i would've been here sooner, but i had a couple of those fiber tablets. >> that's your stomach i hear? >> now, come on. >> not until you apologize. >> apologize for what, edna? >> for calling me old. >> well, i n

. >> you're so generous, mr. brown. >> thank you. >> what are you doing, mr. brown?o, cora, i'm trying to make the food stretch. ever since edna, the colonel, and london moved out, they stopped paying rent. i told you they was all selfish. i knew it -- selfish. >> mr. brown, you can't expect them to move out and still pay rent. >> yes. >> you know what? you are -- you're so right. both of you are so, so right. i'm gonna triple your rent. yes, you pay 3 times. >> that's not fair. >> well, i know. i'm just so desperate. i-i'd do anything to get out of this hole. >> well, you can let colonel, miss edna, and london move back in. >> anything but that. i'm not that desperate. i won't do that. no. >> ugh! mr. brown, this juice tastes like water. >> well, that's because most of it is water. it's called "rationing." >> no, it's called "being irrational." >> you can call it what you want to, cora, but the next time you go to the salon and try to get your eyebrows arched and you can only afford to get one of them done, you'll be walking around here looking like this, like you w

>> give me that. >> mr. brown. >> ow! >> look at that. look at that pain. >> oh, you sure look fine today, cora. >> thank you, reggie. >> and you smell good, too. hey, i need a favor. >> cora, don't give him no money. if you start now, you'll be doing it forever. you'll be working two jobs like me while he's sitting in his mama's basement playing video games. >> mr. brown, stop meddling. reggie, what you need? >> yes, reggie, what you need? >> it's about the team. >> cora ain't playing for your team. she don't play football no more. she quit doing pee wee when she pulled her hamstring. >> mr. brown, stop it. >> as you know, our football team is doing all right. >> oh, really? >> all right? your team's sorry. they so sorry, they lose in practice, cora. watch this. when was the last time y'all won a game? when the last time y'all won a game, huh? >> about 3 years ago. >> that's what i thought. >> which is why--heh heh heh--i need you to help scott pass this test. >> well, i was planning on helping him anyway. >> oh. >> yes. >> well, cora, i

he don't know his daddy. >> mr. brown, did you have to say that? >> cora, sometimes when i just open my mouth, truth just spill out. >> anyway, this trip is about relaxing. i asked my friend sidney to meet me here. >> ha ha ha! i don't like strangers at my house. it's truth again. >> i'm home! >> that's the kids.

[mr. brown laughs] >> well, i can be funny, too. but church business is serious business. >> mm-hmm. >> our church needs new, updated hymnals, we need new choir robes, and we need new cushions for our pews. >> oh, yeah! >> can i get an amen? >> amen! >> yeah, 'cause the ones we sitting on right now, i can't get no sleep on. well, i can't. >> you as bad as brown. well, okay. cora, our blessed sister here, who deserves to win better than that old psychedelic heathen standing next to you, you are gonna win hands down, because you're blessed... >> dude! excuse me, dude, sir, ma'am, mister! do you have a question? >> no, i don't have a question. >> well, park your trunk over there, please! thank you! thank you. >> excuse me, brown? >> yes, sir? >> now, i do have a question. >> recognizing colonel. speak your mind. let the lord use you as he walks with you in perfect peace. >> well, the question i have, brown, is, who is catering this blasted thing? 'cause my stomach is touching my back! >> well, i plan to feed the multitude, yes, right a

. >> did you have a good time, mr. brown? >> no. that was the second worse time i ever had with a woman. at least with madea, we got cora out of it. i need to go take a bath and wash off some of this bitterness and iniquity. i feel nasty. >> i don't think that was such a good idea. >> yeah, nobody should have to sit in a room with your daddy for 3 hours. >> my daddy?! what about your mama? >> my mama's a saint. >> more like a saint bernard. woof! >> and that smell, it's cabbage soup. she's on a diet. your daddy is a terrible host. he needs to be more hospitable. >> well, that old relic you call a mama need to have some more gratitude! >> oh, who you calling a relic?! >> oh, your mama! >> whoa, whoa! >> what, what? >> uh-oh, look, i think i better leave. and you know what, you can apologize to me tomorrow. >> well, you can hold your breath, 'cause i never want to see you again! >> whoa! i never want to see you again either! >> bye with your stinkin' mama! >> how does she expect me to make a ham sandwich with no jelly? cora, where the

we all want to hear the news. >> yes, mr. brown.y. >> jesus, don't you have something you can be fixing outside? >> i've already fixed everything. >> well, here. go fix that. what you got to say, ashford and simpson? >> well, the news is... edna and i have decided to move in together. >> oh, it's gonna be a beautiful wedding! ooh, we'll get everything together. it's gonna be great! you're getting married! >> no, we're moving in together. >> well, congratulations. >> yeah! >> that's great! [ both laugh ] >> is it yours? >> what? >> colonel, you done finally lost your mind. what's wrong with you? i tell you what, you and edna can squeeze up there in that room if you want to, but both of you still paying full rent. >> we're not staying up in any room. we're getting our own place. >> that's right. >> how are the two of you gonna get your own place? both of you broker than the ten commandments. >> well, i've been saving some money. >> mm-hmm, and i got a little nest egg. see, you don't know about it. >> yeah, i know bats don't have no ne

mr. brown! >> no, not like that. it was a skating rink that had a barbecue pit in the middle of it. >> okay. and how long did you work there? >> till the place burnt down. >> what? >> yeah. i think it was that mesquite that did 'em in. that fire caught that whole wood floor on fire. >> wait. you worked for ford? >> yeah, yeah, i only worked there for one day, though. >> what did you do for one day? >> i was a crash-test dummy. you know they fired me 'cause i kept hitting the brakes? >> all right. i am done. whew! finally. i'm wore out. man. >> speaking of wore out, am i gonna be getting wore out in jail? >> according to my calculations, you got something coming. >> i don't want nothing coming to me. i don't want nobody. unh-unh. i don't want to do it. >> no. i mean a refund. you're gonna get a refund. >> oh, they owe me m-- they owe me money? >> yeah. >> oh, i'm-a get me the phone. i'm a-ask them how much they owe me. they gonna give me my money. how much? >> 50 big ones. >> what? 50 big ones?

why are you looking like mr. brown? >> because when i was trying to cover for you, i told mr. n i liked his clothes. >> and he believed you? >> yeah. he pulled his old clothes out of the trunk and made me wear them. >> [sniffs] yeah. you smell like old people. >> oh, lord, look at you! >> why, look at you, looking like you're looking! oh, ooh, that's so good! ooh, the fit and everything! >> ha ha ha! >> that's good. i like that. you-- ooh, i'm proud of you. >> he looks ridiculous. >> look like somebody put mr. brown in the dryer, and bleached him. ha ha ha! >> ha ha ha! >> stop laughing, brianna. it's not funny, miss cora. >> oh, i'm sorry. >> wait. hold on. this is gonna be classic. let me-- >> no! no! don't take my picture! >> say "cheese." >> no! no! someone call child support! >> wait, wait! take my picture. miss edna is not gonna believe this. >> okay. ha ha ha! >> suspenders and everything. >> you know what, joaquom? you got to get used to this kind of stuff. when you dressing like that, people will walk up to you and say, "i want to take your picture." but what you got t

>> mr. brown, what are you doing now? >> cora, i'm making some signs for my campaign. look at that. t you to check this one out. looky here. >> what? let me see. >> "vote for brown and your tithes will go down." >> you can't steal from jesus. >> i'm not stealing from him. i'm gonna give it back when i get to heaven. cora--oh, look at this one. look at this one. "brown puts the 'union' in 'communion.'" >> oh. >> that's catchy, ain't it? you like that one. >> that sounds pretty good. i got to work on my slogans for my campaign. >> what campaign? what you talking about? >> oh, some of the church members put my name on the ballot. they want me to run. >> were they sad when you told them no? >> i didn't. >> what? cora, wait. we better call them. you can't just lead people on. that's not christ-like. >> what are you talking about? >> congratulations, cora. >> thank you! >> speaking of not christ-like... >> i heard you put your church hat in the race. >> yes, i did. thank you. >> oh, so, you really gonna run against me? you serious? >> yeah. >> you serious?! ha ha ha ha! >> what is so funny

i like them. >> mr. brownu need suntanning lotion. >> cora, don't make me take you on my knee and spank you. >> what? >> oh, while you're out, can you stop by the thrift store and pick up my albino ant skin boots? >> what? >> you know, mr. brown, we are not your maids, you know. >> oh, you know what? honey, i'm sorry. we were being very insensitive. >> yes, we were. >> oh, thank you, baby. >> oh, no problem. all that stuff we asked you to do today-- >> oh. >> you can do that tomorrow. >> stop and get some eclair doughnuts. be dismissed. goodbye. yeah, yeah. >> get some with jelly on the inside. >> yes. >> eclair. and jimmies, the sprinkles. >> oh, nephew, i think your daddy-- >> oh! >> what the what? you scared me. i started busting your head with your daddy. [ female announcer ] think all pads are the same? don't. [ woman ] the technology in these pads... best creation ever! [ female announcer ] always infinity. the only pad made with foam not fluff so mind-blowingly thin, you'll be surprised it's up to 55% m

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. >> mr. brown!class. >> oh, they ain't paying attention anyway. half of 'em passing notes, and the other half is passing gas. girl, was that you, passing that wind like that? goodness. >> mr. brown. >> ah, cora, here's the new policy changes. >> do we have to do this now? >> yes. they said for your eyes only. they said nobody else to look at it. so i opened it up. well, it says starting next week, all the students gonna have to have transparent backpacks. >> what? >> what? >> wait, hold up, hold up. transparent backpacks? >> is there an echo in here? yeah, that's what i said. backpacks, backpacks, back-- what the what? >> ms. simmons, what about our rights to privacy? >> this is public school. ain't no private school. >> ms. simmons, no one ever asked us our opinion. >> well, i'm sorry -- >> you should have got somebody's opinion before you left that barbershop. you look a mess. look at you looking like -- >> mr. brown. >> huh? >> rules are rules, milo. >> yeah. >> don't we have a say so in this? >>

[laughter] >> hey, mr. brown. >> hey, cora. oh, lord. hey, sasquatch. >> what are you doing?ng, uh, the cracks in the ceiling until y'all interrupted me. >> what? >> now i got to start all over. there's 3, 4, 5. there go earth. >> man, why are you doing that? >> 'cause there ain't nothing else to do around here. where are y'all about to go? >> we're about to go have lunch. >> oh, where we going? >> you want to come, too? >> yes, yes. >> oh, man...well, that's a great idea. >> well, i'll go unless y'all ashamed of me to go with y'all. >> oh, no, no, no, no, we're not. >> you sure? >> i'm ashamed. unh, unh. it's just that, ha ha, it's a date. >> right, it's a date. yeah, it's a date. >> well, go on y'all little date. i just be sitting here by myself lonely. i hope i don't die, because people die and people don't find their bodies till buzzards is just boozing around and they body is stinkin' and decayed and decrepit. >> he looks so pitiful. >> [sighs] >> look at him. >> baby, he always looks pitiful. >> not this pitiful. >> how about we stay here for lunch? >> because he's here

you done ate enough. >> mr. brown, i think she's going into labor. >> well, she can't work if she pregnant. can't you see she got a baby coming on? >> no, she's gonna have the baby. >> oh, she gonna have a baby? >> where's my husband?! i need a room! >> you need a room? that's your problem. you done had too many rooms. do you even know who the baby daddy is? >> okay. wait a minute. hold up, hold up! get off of her! back up, back up! this is my area of expertise. >> thank you. >> now be quiet and breathe. okay, i'm gonna need you to fill out these forms front and back in triplicate. >> n-o-o-o! >> she having triplicates? triple fornication. >> [ groans ] >> hey. shh. where's your insurance card? >> i left it at home. >> you left it at home? >> i'm sure it's on file. >> you sure it's on file? no. it should be in your purse! >> i need a room. >> i don't care about you needing a room. i need your insurance card. you are irresponsible, and you want me to help you? you want me to do all the extra work, and you had 9 months

mr. brown's been looking a little baby bump-ish. >> ha. really. >> mr. brown? really?[ horn honking ] >> well, there's my mom. >> yeah. let's go. >> whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. where do you think you're going? >> i guess nowhere. >> no. sit down. brianna, i can't believe after all we've taught you, you up and let this happen? >> what? nothing has happened? >> brianna, we talked to you about birth control, and you asked us to trust you. >> can i say something? >> there's nothing for you to say. we are sick and tired of your excuses, brianna. >> i'm not pregnant. >> you're lying! the test is right here! >> fine. >> no, brianna, this is not fine. you're 16 years old. you're not ready for this. >> i know, but -- >> i am talking. tomorrow we're gonna take you to the hospital to see the ob-gyn. >> if you would just give me a chance -- >> no. we've given you a chance. >> so you guys are just not gonna listen to me. fine. uhh! >> you know what? where's that extension cord? >> i'll help you find it. >> look at this. didn't i say two meatballs? give -- give it here. how you gonna ma

. >> mr. brown.y, then i need to get my car tuned up. >> siphon all the gas out of cora's car. >> oh! >> watch it, cora. >> you need to watch it, mr. brown! >> okay. >> figure out how am i gonna tell my students i'm leaving. >> how about if you just tell them, "this is mrs. cora. i don't care nothing about y'all future, so i'm out of here on the first thing smoking." >> what?! now, look. i'll be the one who decide how to tell my class. >> well, cora, if you leave, i'm gonna miss you, cora. we like two peas in a pot. we were made to be together, like ike and tina.

. >> mr. brown! mr. brown, aren't you gonna get that? >> it ain't for me. >> well, how do you know?use it ain't been for me the last 17 times. >> oh. hello. hey, reggie. >> cora, i got 3 words for you -- call block-ing. >> yeah, i know you been calling.

mr. brownis bathtub, as well. normally when a masked bandit shows up in your bathroom, it's not a good day. this is rebecca, a raccoon he bottle fed, kept as a pet and at least one time showered with. >> that's my darling on my shoulder, all sudsed up. you shampoo your cat and dog. i shampooed my raccoon. >> is it just me or "i shampooed my raccoon" is totally a euphemism? for what? i don't know. i'll leave that up to you. anyway, it's rare that hear that sentence used in a literal way. sadly, these days mr. brown is showering alone because the tennessee wildlife resources agency took rebecca away because it's illegal to keep a wild animal as a pet. mr. brown doesn't see it that way. >> i'm trying to get her out of captivity and keep her from this. and this. i have done nothing wrong but save something from a certain death. what i did should not be condemned. it should be commended. she would not be here today had it not been for me. >> well, now he's appealing to the governor to bring his baby

mr. brown passed this law in 1953, believe it or not, he still watches all this stuff. >>> i have very much respect for mr. brown. very quickly i wanted to say a review may not be deferred at some point in the future. >> okay, got it. thank you. thank you so much. >> can i ask a clarifying question? >> yes, commissioner wald. >> either this speaker or ms. malcolm, and that is do i understand from your remarks correctly that the puc has decided not to prepare an e-i-r? >>> may i answer the question first and then perhaps allow others to comment? so, the puc has discouraged environmental review until a future date. they have determined the contract is not subject to c-e-q-a. the contract with shell energy. and we disagree with that legal position. >> thank you very much. counter point from ms. malcolm. >> public comment. is there any other public comment? >> actually, commissioner king has served with distinction to quadruple quintuple the time. we might ask for the counter point at the end. >> y

. >> mr. brown junk away. >> i don't need to throw nothing away, cora. >> actually, you should. all that polyester and vinyl is a fire hazard. you gonna blow this whole house up any minute. >> this used to be a hat. check it. you like that? >> oh, look at that. >> look at you looking like sin, girl. looking like new money. girl, look at you. >> good morning, everybody. >> oh, lord. here come counterfeit money. >> tanya, why are you here? >> i came to see my kids. >> they already left for school. >> oh. >> tanya, that suit looks expensive. >> it's nice, huh? >> it's nice. >> did the alarm go off when you left the store? >> ha ha ha, look who's got jokes. >> i got tanya in this program at the church where the members donate their clothes to the ones who in need. that's gorgeous. >> wait a minute. we donated to them. >> nephew, i try to donate, and every time i go to donate my clothes, they say the program is shut down. you got a lot of people donating clothes. they shut it down when i get there. >> re

. >> mr. brown! mr. brown, aren't you gonna get that? >> it ain't for me. >> well, how do you know?st 17 times. >> oh. hello. hey, reggie. >> cora, i got 3 words for you -- call block-ing. >> yeah, i know you been calling. i told you i'd talk to you at school. i'm leaving now. really, i am. >> then why don't you ride with us? heh heh heh! >> well, how did you get here? >> on the wings of love. [ horn honking ] >> i know thelma ain't in front of my house blowing. he coming! >> mama! mama! oh, mama, don't be like that. you know the school's on your bus route. >> you say wings of love, huh? more like buffalo wings of love. >> whoa! too early, brown. >> why you got to be so mean? >> cora, he just ignorant. y'all gonna probably live in a ignorant house with a bunch of ignorant kids. and a ignorant dog that bark backwards. he be... [ stilted barking ] >> that is so mean. with an ignorant granddad is what we gonna have. this is ignorant. >> cora, you have a bad day. 8 >> hey, uncle brown, you seen my hair grease? >> yep, i'm using it right here, shine my shoes. >> to shine your shoes? >>

mr. brown when a masked bandit shows up in the bathroom, that's a bad idea but he bottle fed, kept as a pet and showered with. >> that's my darling on my shoulder, suds up, you shampoo your cat, you shampoo your dog. i shampooed my raccoon. >> does that sound like that? it's rare to hear that sentence use in a literal way. sadly, these days mr. brown is showering alone because the tennessee wildlife aagain see took rebecca away because it's illegal to keep a wild animal as a pet. mr. brown doesn't see it that way. >> i'm trying to get her out of captivity and keep her from this. and this. i have done nothing wrong but save something from a certain death. what i did should not be condemned. it should be commended. she would not be here today had it not been for me. >> well, now he's appealing to the governor to bring his little baby home and blames the whole thing on the cruel mistress of internet fame. >> so now that i have become a big fish, they have come after me to take rebecca away from me

mr. brown. he's appealed to tennessee's governor to grant him to permit to keep rebecca. >> he could argue he's not keeping rebecca. she just comes and goes through the house when she pleases. >> did you guys pick up in the video he was somewhat surprised and he's like, what, what's so weird? nothing, there's just a raccoon on your shoulder. >> i love this guy. >> i love you, mr. brown. there needs to be more of you around. >> not enough men with raccoons on their shoulders. >>> let's move on to other news. it's been a summer of record rainfall and it e shows no signs of letting up at this point. severe thunderstorms in the forecast for the central and southern planes. there's more heavy rain expected in the southeast. where's it it not raining at this point? >> pretty much. it's like this broken record. june, heavy rain. july, setting records. august, we're still talking about record-breaking rainfall even expected this weekend. in charleston, south carolina, the rain has been relentless. chec

just to report that i did join members of the police department today with mrs. brown and some other mothers who've lost their sons. it was really what we the today was continuing to get the information out and ask for support from the community to remind them of the $250,000 reward. i'm graphy to the chief and department to for us to continue to talk about aubrey and aubreys death and keep him in our hearts and prayers and line up our actions to do what we can. the commander said earlier we need help from the community. we need some folks to come forward. it's an honor to be there with you today. and to see the departments continued commitment to holding aubrey's murderers accountable >> thank you. no further reports next line item please. 3-d scheduling of items identified for consideration at future meetings action. the only thing that i have commissioner is there was no meeting next wednesday is 21st. the next meeting will be the 28th that will be a community meeting at gordon j elementary school on clay street at 6:00 p.m. and that's to hear publics comments. and

. >> chp and district attorney determined mr. brown was not on 9 phone at the time of the tragedy. >> the investigation went through six years of maintenance records and found no ig regular layer tis. now the state p.u.c. says it will fine the limo owner $7500 because the limo had two more passengers than allowed. chp says the limo was stolen nine years ago and thieves stripped the car saying when recovered and repaired the limo was never weighed to see how much weight koit safely hold. so we'll never know if traechl passengers helped cause air suspensions to break. >> such a terrible tragedy. today chp released dramatic 911 recordings of the first calls made by survivors and some show the panic as the fire spread we're not airing poorts of the recordings here are edited portions of two calls from a survivor and the driver helped paint a picture of what happened that night. >> >>> the calls are just chilling. the driver had been under intense scrutiny during the months and now he's been cleared of any wrong doing and he talked with abc

. >> mr. brown, and your eyesight's 20/20?cora, i'll have you to know my doctor said i got better

. >> mr. brown, of course you didn't do it. you weren't even there. >> w-wasn't even where? >> tanya won. >> she got custody. ♪ shield...sneeze...swish ♪ shield...sneeze...swish ♪ this back to school, there's a new routine ♪ [ female announcer ] kleenex tissues with sneeze shield are now thicker and more absorbent. in this lab demo, they help stop moisture better than the leading competitors. ♪ la...la olive garden's never endingter than the leading competitors. pasta bowl is back. unlimited breadsticks and salad, plus never ending combinations of pasta and sauce just $9.99. and even unlimited meatballs, sausage or chicken for $2.99. it's all unlimited when you go olive garden. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> i don't understand. i mean, how could the judge award that woman custody after all the things she's done? what does that say about us? >> i am so sorry, sasha. i never thought this would happen. i was only trying to help tanya get her life together. i never thought the judge would give her the kids. >> well, that's because we keep forgetting one important fact. she's the biological mother. >>