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how's it going, nana. ask her how it's going. >> how's it going, nana? >> she's not your nana. call her "mrs. colbert." >> how are you doing, mrs. colbert? >> what did she say. >> she says her ankles are sworning. >> her bank et is stolen? >> somebody stole her blanket? >> stephen: hang on, this is still cold. [applause] now, what is she saying, jay? >> i can't hear her through the burrito. >> stephen: you're going to have to talk louder, unanimousback it's beef and beans. i tell you what, jay, stay on the phone as long as my nana wants or until the burrito is ready, whichever comes first. we'll be right back. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause]tststststst welcome back, everybody. thanks very much. nation, i'm sure i don't have to tell you the emmy awards are a scant 109 days away. which reminds me, i almost forgot, it's time to pull out my emmy advent calendar. here we go. [scatting] what's i going to be? oh, it's a chocolate emmy. oh, a beautiful... oh, oh, and a little envelope. and the winner is... okay. uh-huh. okay. and the winner is... "the daily show with jon st
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how's it going, nana. ask her how it's going. >> how's it going, nana? >> she's not your nana. call her "mrs. colbert." >> how are you doing, mrs. colbert? >> what did she say. >> she says her ankles are sworning. >> her bank et is stolen? >> somebody stole her blanket? >> stephen: hang on, this is still cold. [applause] now, what is she saying, jay? >> i can't hear her through the burrito. >> stephen: you're going to have to talk louder, unanimousback it's beef and beans. i tell you what, jay, stay on the phone as long as my nana wants or until the burrito is ready, whichever comes first. we'll be right back. [cheers and applause] ♪ [ male announcer ] when you're looking for a twist, crack open a bud light lime. ♪ it's a fraction of the hope but it's hard to control ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] the great taste of bud light, with a twist. bud light lime. all the refreshment of bud light, with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor. bud light lime. it's bud light. with a twist. welcome back, everybody. thanks very much. nation, i'm sure i don't have to tell you the emmy awards are a sca
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he told me all about it and i said that's the one for nana.said reclast can help restrengthen my bones to help make them resistant to fracture for twelve months. and reclast is approved to help protect from fracture in many places: hip, spine, even other bones. [ male announcer ] you should not take reclast if you're on zometa, have low blood calcium, or kidney problems. or if you're pregnant, plan to become pregnant or are nursing. take calcium and vitamin d daily. tell your doctor if you develop severe muscle, bone or joint pain, if you have dental problems, or if you develop new or unusual pain in your hip, groin, or thigh. the most common side effects include flu like symptoms, fever, muscle or joint pain headache, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. share the world with the ones you love! and ask your doctor about reclast. once-a-year reclast. year-long protection for on-the-go women. with one very simple philosophy: every client, every time, no exceptions, no excuses. maybe that's why j.d. power and associates ranked us "highest in customer s
he told me all about it and i said that's the one for nana.said reclast can help restrengthen my bones to help make them resistant to fracture for twelve months. and reclast is approved to help protect from fracture in many places: hip, spine, even other bones. [ male announcer ] you should not take reclast if you're on zometa, have low blood calcium, or kidney problems. or if you're pregnant, plan to become pregnant or are nursing. take calcium and vitamin d daily. tell your doctor if you...
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he told me all about it and i said that's the one for nana. he said reclast can help restrengthen my bones to help make them resistant to fracture for twelve months. and reclast is approved to help protect from fracture in many places: hip, spine, even other bones. [ male announcer ] you should not take reclast if you're on zometa, have low blood calcium, or kidney problems. or if you're pregnant, plan to become pregnant or are nursing. take calcium and vitamin d daily. tell your doctor if you develop severe muscle, bone or joint pain, if you have dental problems, or if you develop new or unusual pain in your hip, groin, or thigh. the most common side effects include flu like symptoms, fever, muscle or joint pain headache, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. share the world with the ones you love! and ask your doctor about reclast. once-a-year reclast. year-long protection for on-the-go women. so i wasn't playing much of a role in my own life. but with advair, i'm breathing better. so now, i've got the leading part. advair is clinically proven to h
he told me all about it and i said that's the one for nana. he said reclast can help restrengthen my bones to help make them resistant to fracture for twelve months. and reclast is approved to help protect from fracture in many places: hip, spine, even other bones. [ male announcer ] you should not take reclast if you're on zometa, have low blood calcium, or kidney problems. or if you're pregnant, plan to become pregnant or are nursing. take calcium and vitamin d daily. tell your doctor if you...
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he told me all about it and i said that's the one for nana. said reclast can help restrengthen my bones to help make them resistant to fracture for twelve months. and reclast is approved to help protect from fracture in many places: hip, spine, even other bones. [ male announcer ] you should not take reclast if you're on zometa, have low blood calcium, or kidney problems. or if you're pregnant, plan to become pregnant or are nursing. take calcium and vitamin d daily. tell your doctor if you develop severe muscle, bone or joint pain, if you have dental problems, or if you develop new or unusual pain in your hip, groin, or thigh. the most common side effects include flu like symptoms, fever, muscle or joint pain headache, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. share the world with the ones you love! and ask your doctor about reclast. once-a-year reclast. year-long protection for on-the-go women. ♪ [ female announcer ] mini, meet berries. introducing new kellogg's frosted mini-wheats with a touch of fruit in the middle. helloooooo fruit in the middle. im
he told me all about it and i said that's the one for nana. said reclast can help restrengthen my bones to help make them resistant to fracture for twelve months. and reclast is approved to help protect from fracture in many places: hip, spine, even other bones. [ male announcer ] you should not take reclast if you're on zometa, have low blood calcium, or kidney problems. or if you're pregnant, plan to become pregnant or are nursing. take calcium and vitamin d daily. tell your doctor if you...
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that's why i like to set aside special time on my show for them and like phonecalls to my nana, i only it twice a year. this is stephen colbert's senior moment. ♪ çç folks, we all know that pot smoking is a menace and not just to our nation's dwindling supply of el fudge cookies. but look who is okay ting now. >> pretty much the last place you would expect to find hundreds of people smoke pot but seniors living at the laguna woods retirement community also known as leisure world have formed a nonprofit medical marijuana collective. >> the thought of nausea disappears and it's replaced by what is commonly called the munchies. >> stephen: our elderly are getting baked. no wonder they are eating dinner at 4:00 in the afternoon. [cheers and applause] folks, we cannot have the greatest generation burning down. before you know it, they'll be crocheting black light pillow and trying to sync up perry c cuomo's lightly latin. soon they'll move on to mej and in one will know because they have already lost their teeth. folks, as always i'm mostly worried about how this will effect me. because a
that's why i like to set aside special time on my show for them and like phonecalls to my nana, i only it twice a year. this is stephen colbert's senior moment. ♪ çç folks, we all know that pot smoking is a menace and not just to our nation's dwindling supply of el fudge cookies. but look who is okay ting now. >> pretty much the last place you would expect to find hundreds of people smoke pot but seniors living at the laguna woods retirement community also known as leisure world...
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yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles). ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. pedro," please welcome mogwai! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice. thank you so much. mogwai, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] that's awesome. check out their album, "hardcore will never die, but you will." we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> hey, check it out! [ in unison ] whoa! it's the new "thank you notes" book! >> yep. >> steve: that's right.
yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles). ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. pedro," please welcome mogwai! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice. thank you so much. mogwai, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] that's awesome. check out their album, "hardcore will never die, but you will." we'll be right back,...
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yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles). it started as a sideshow on memorial day-- and ended with a >>> you're watching cbs5 eyewitness news in high- definition. "this broadcast realtime captioned by becky lyon." >>> good evening, i'm ann notarangelo. started as a side show on memor i don't -- side show on memorial day. anne makovec on the grassroots efforts for police to solve the case. >> we would like to catch a murder. >> reporter: if the police can't solve a double murder -- >> stop the violence everywhere. >> reporter: dozens of volunteers returned to the site of a deadly shooting in oakland. >> to declare a new beginning in the city of oakland. it is enough. >> reporter: the crime scene near 88th and international boulevard all captured on this video by a film crew who happen to be there. you can hear the first shot. several other shots follow. latoya kenny, a 28-year-old mother from union city and eric bush, a 29-year-old from san leandro were killed in the streets. >> to have to find your child laying there on the
yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles). it started as a sideshow on memorial day-- and ended with a >>> you're watching cbs5 eyewitness news in high- definition. "this broadcast realtime captioned by becky lyon." >>> good evening, i'm ann notarangelo. started as a side show on memor i don't -- side show on memorial day. anne makovec on the grassroots efforts for police to solve the case. >> we would like to catch a murder. >> reporter: if the police...
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yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles).ew york congressman anthony weiner. >>> house democratic leaders will immediate today to discuss new york congressman anthony weiner. they are considering what action might be taken to handle the scandal around the lawmaker. he is discussing things with his wife before deciding anything for the future. now a former porn star is adding to weiner's troubles. >> i think that anthony weiner should resign because he lied to the public and to the press for more than a week. >> that woman, ginger lee, afternooned with attorney gloria allred yesterday. lee says she and the congressman did have online exchanges and that he asked her to lie about them. she says she did. weiner has admitted to sending explicit messages and photos to women and then lying about it. >>> and we move along here. 4:50. >>> markets around the world are feeling the effects of growing debt problems in greece. asia markets are down sharply today. yesterday the dow lost all of tuesday's big gains. and this morning futures a
yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles).ew york congressman anthony weiner. >>> house democratic leaders will immediate today to discuss new york congressman anthony weiner. they are considering what action might be taken to handle the scandal around the lawmaker. he is discussing things with his wife before deciding anything for the future. now a former porn star is adding to weiner's troubles. >> i think that anthony weiner should resign because he lied to the public and to...
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yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles). i could do everything faster.ame mckenzie's too young to buy me one for father's day. we'd play games on it together, listen to music, watch movies. she'd want me to have one. and what kind of father would i be to get in her way ? i'll just sign her name on the card. give dad a gift he'd give himself,
yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles). i could do everything faster.ame mckenzie's too young to buy me one for father's day. we'd play games on it together, listen to music, watch movies. she'd want me to have one. and what kind of father would i be to get in her way ? i'll just sign her name on the card. give dad a gift he'd give himself,
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yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles). >>> i know you're a huge giants fan. >> huge. >> we talkedhat before. how about the a's? >> i do like the a's. >> you go to the golden green every now and then. >> the a's have a new manager and the warriors have a new coach. bob melvin. he was with the diamondbacks. what he has been doing. >> it's such a small world. >> the a's entered the 9th inning down 5-3 and feared headed for their 11th straight loss. after making two quick outs, they rallied and loaded the bases for scot sizemore. >> that was driven left center field. rios on the run and he's not going to get it. that's going it clear the bases. sizemore on the 2nd with a double and the a's have the lead. >> the a's score four in the 9th to stun the white sox and the end the ten-game losing streak. get bob melvin his first win. freddy sanchez will likely be the next giant to land on the dl after dislocating his shoulder diving for a grounder. ryan vogelsong allowed more than one run for the first time in seven starts, but he was still pretty good giving up two runs in 6 innings. miguel
yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles). >>> i know you're a huge giants fan. >> huge. >> we talkedhat before. how about the a's? >> i do like the a's. >> you go to the golden green every now and then. >> the a's have a new manager and the warriors have a new coach. bob melvin. he was with the diamondbacks. what he has been doing. >> it's such a small world. >> the a's entered the 9th inning down 5-3 and feared headed for their 11th...
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he told me all about it and i said that's the one for nana.id reclast can help restrengthen my bones to help make them resistant to fracture for twelve months. and reclast is approved to help protect from fracture in many places: hip, spine, even other bones. [ male announcer ] you should not take reclast if you're on zometa, have low blood calcium, or kidney problems. or if you're pregnant, plan to become pregnant or are nursing. take calcium and vitamin d daily. tell your doctor if you develop severe muscle, bone or joint pain, if you have dental problems, or if you develop new or unusual pain in your hip, groin, or thigh. the most common side effects include flu like symptoms, fever, muscle or joint pain headache, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. share the world with the ones you love! and ask your doctor about reclast. once-a-year reclast. year-long protection for on-the-go women. so i wasn't playing much of a role in my own life. but with advair, i'm breathing better. so now, i've got the leading part. advair is clinically proven to help si
he told me all about it and i said that's the one for nana.id reclast can help restrengthen my bones to help make them resistant to fracture for twelve months. and reclast is approved to help protect from fracture in many places: hip, spine, even other bones. [ male announcer ] you should not take reclast if you're on zometa, have low blood calcium, or kidney problems. or if you're pregnant, plan to become pregnant or are nursing. take calcium and vitamin d daily. tell your doctor if you...
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yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles). man: everybody knows you should save for retirement, but what happens when you're about to retire? woman: how do you go from saving to spending? fidelity helped us get to this point, and now we're talking about what comes next. man: we worked together to create a plan to help our money last. woman: so we can have the kind of retirement we want. now, you know how this works. just stay on the line. oh, yeah. fidelity investments. turn here. san jose approves the first police layoffs in the city's history. why it couldn't come at >>> a man shot by an east bay bart station. why a robbery ended up in gunfire. >> san jose approves the first police layoffs in the city's history. why it couldn't have come at a worse time. good morning, it's wednesday, june 15. i'm grace lee. >> hi, everybody. i'm frank mallicoat. time now nearly 5:00 on this hump day. if you loved yesterday and you want a carbon copy, i think old lawrence is going to groundhog us today. >> mr. popularity with this kind of wea
yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles). man: everybody knows you should save for retirement, but what happens when you're about to retire? woman: how do you go from saving to spending? fidelity helped us get to this point, and now we're talking about what comes next. man: we worked together to create a plan to help our money last. woman: so we can have the kind of retirement we want. now, you know how this works. just stay on the line. oh, yeah. fidelity investments. turn here. san jose...
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yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles). >>> "eyewitness news" is brought to you by xfinity.less fun to do xfinity. >> it's kind of soothing, you go to ocean and look at the waves rolling in, if you watch long enough you will notice there is some pattern going on there. sammy wants to know, is there really such a thing as wave sets? that's tonight's good question. >> the waves are, you know, 10- foot at 15 seconds kind of thing and that tells you the wave height and the period apart they are coming. >> you want to know about waves who better to ask than a surfer. >> especially a beach like ocean beach here in san francisco, it's really unpredictable and it changes by the hour. >> at the aqua surf shop it's ryan morgan's job to pay attention to wave sets, groups of waves that come ashore at regular intervals. >> basically waves are created by wind and wind, over distance, creates wave pullses and the farther the pulses travel, they'll spread apart a little bit over distances. sort of like when you throw a stone into like a calm pool and you'll see the ripple effect it has. as
yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles). >>> "eyewitness news" is brought to you by xfinity.less fun to do xfinity. >> it's kind of soothing, you go to ocean and look at the waves rolling in, if you watch long enough you will notice there is some pattern going on there. sammy wants to know, is there really such a thing as wave sets? that's tonight's good question. >> the waves are, you know, 10- foot at 15 seconds kind of thing and that tells you the wave...
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he told me all about it and i said that's the one for nana. reclast can help restrengthen my bones to help make them resistant to fracture for twelve months. and reclast is approved to help protect from fracture in many places: hip, spine, even other bones. [ male announcer ] you should not take reclast if you're on zometa, have low blood calcium, or kidney problems. or if you're pregnant, plan to become pregnant or are nursing. take calcium and vitamin d daily. tell your doctor if you develop severe muscle, bone or joint pain, if you have dental problems, or if you develop new or unusual pain in your hip, groin, or thigh. the most common side effects include flu like symptoms, fever, muscle or joint pain headache, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. share the world with the ones you love! and ask your doctor about reclast. once-a-year reclast. year-long protection for on-the-go women. >> mitchell: the french open men's final owed had a familiar look. with top ranked rafael nadal and roger federer playing each other for a major title for the 8th ti
he told me all about it and i said that's the one for nana. reclast can help restrengthen my bones to help make them resistant to fracture for twelve months. and reclast is approved to help protect from fracture in many places: hip, spine, even other bones. [ male announcer ] you should not take reclast if you're on zometa, have low blood calcium, or kidney problems. or if you're pregnant, plan to become pregnant or are nursing. take calcium and vitamin d daily. tell your doctor if you develop...
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yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles). it's not uncommon for the term "hero" to be bandied about. but does bringing a floor back to life really make us heroes? yes. yes it does. ♪call 1-800-steemer. >>> good morning. if you are just waking up with us we are dealing with a traffic alert already in palo alto. an accident that happened a couple of hours ago a car versus pedestrian. chp is still out there investigating what exactly happened. if you are commuting in this area, it is slow. it is backed up for several exits sounds like. we know that three left lanes are blocked. traffic is able to get by. but obviously a lot of brake lights through there. 280 might be your best alternate in the meantime. we'll have more traffic details on this plus hot spots across the bay area in just a couple of minutes. in the meantime, back to you guys. >> thank you. >>> 4:43 now. voters in an east bay city are kicking out two elected officials. hercules had a special election for a recall vote. more than 80% decided to get rid of mayor joann
yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles). it's not uncommon for the term "hero" to be bandied about. but does bringing a floor back to life really make us heroes? yes. yes it does. ♪call 1-800-steemer. >>> good morning. if you are just waking up with us we are dealing with a traffic alert already in palo alto. an accident that happened a couple of hours ago a car versus pedestrian. chp is still out there investigating what exactly happened. if you are commuting in this...
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he told me all about it and i said that's the one for nana.id reclast can help restrengthen my bones to help make them resistant to fracture for twelve months. and reclast is approved to help protect from fracture in many places: hip, spine, even other bones. [ male announcer ] you should not take reclast if you're on zometa, have low blood calcium, or kidney problems. or if you're pregnant, plan to become pregnant or are nursing. take calcium and vitamin d daily. tell your doctor if you develop severe muscle, bone or joint pain, if you have dental problems, or if you develop new or unusual pain in your hip, groin, or thigh. the most common side effects include flu like symptoms, fever, muscle or joint pain headache, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. share the world with the ones you love! and ask your doctor about reclast. once-a-year reclast. year-long protection for on-the-go women. caw caw! [ director ] what is that? that's a horrible crow. here are some things that i'll make as little portals. honestly, i'd love to do this for the rest of my
he told me all about it and i said that's the one for nana.id reclast can help restrengthen my bones to help make them resistant to fracture for twelve months. and reclast is approved to help protect from fracture in many places: hip, spine, even other bones. [ male announcer ] you should not take reclast if you're on zometa, have low blood calcium, or kidney problems. or if you're pregnant, plan to become pregnant or are nursing. take calcium and vitamin d daily. tell your doctor if you...
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yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles).
yeah, we all got nana box's nose (chuckles).