that was signed by you. >> jimmy: i signed a napkin?as at a party you were at. and i told you, i went up to you, and i was like just so you know i have a napkin signed by you. and i'll never -- you were so nice, you went like this, score! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's my catch phrase at the time. >> i know. >> jimmy: score. yeah. yeah. you don't get the same butterflies, do you? no? no. that was an old man have a old man yelling score at you. i really appreciate that. that is honestly an adorable story, and i will say hi to mom and grandma. >> they really appreciate you saying that. >> jimmy: you did good, she's fantastic. [ applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: you've made it. >> i'll tell you one more thing just because i want you to know, which is that this sounds super -- this is the super craziest one. i can't find it because it's in my first laptop which is broken, but i wrote a play in which you and i switched bodies and then fell in love. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait a second. wait, wait. explain it to me again. we switched bodies,

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they had packages of them -- they had packages of m & m candies, napkins, cups. when nixon was president, his chief of staff said they had to do something of their -- about air force one. he thought they should put in plastic cups and forks because reporters were stealing the good stuff. he said he did not want to lower the standards. now we do not do that. i did not do that, but there were a lot of reporters that to the -- that ook the pads. there is not a lot to take now, frankly. host: the next caller is from maryland. caller: i am 40. the first president i really remember is ronald reagan. i do remember he used to have -- it was on tv once or twice a week. i did not realize he did not like to fly into a few minutes ago. that would explain why he was always on tv. he used to talk about policies he would want to put in or just to keep the american public informed. if the current president would do that, with that saving a lot of money from him traveling? he was in baltimore, maryland, the week before last. he caused such a headache because of the security issue

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he always make sure that he has a chair and makes sure that he has a napkin and silverware. this is how the two men take care of each other. it is a lovely french ship, and it happened in the senior center. that is what your money does. thank you. [applause] >> we have a person from huckleberry house, patrick. i want to tell you, huckleberry house save my family, so i really want you to speak. >> my name is patrick. i am a case manager at huckleberry house, in the fifth district. i am a resident of the first district, so this works out nicely. i want to talk about the cost of living adjustments that we were hearing about. i do not think either one of you were in that committee. to talk about why there are important, i first need to talk about huckleberry house itself. we are an emergency shelter for a 11to 17-year olds in the city. we are open 24 hours a day. we are open 365 days a year. we work with children and families in crisis. if there is violence in the home, if there is a kid running away -- we get kids from all of the country and the world running away from differen

go from being fired for being who i am to having champagne with the commander in chief on cocktail napkins with the presidential seal on the fact that, although there is a certain distance for us still to travel before we find full equality, the fact that the service of gay and lesbian service members is finally being recognized on that scale. i think it's just an amazing thing to see. >> we would like to tap into one thing that i think a number of folks may be interested. one, you described your experience as a member of the class of 1980 at west point. but today you're also involved as the executive director of nights out. so from my chair to his chair to his, what can you tell us about that next generation of leaders that is now changed because of how they serve at one of our military academies, and how they will serve as leaders with our next generation? >> well, the academies are, they're learning institutions, and i -- i think that, you know, repeal was more there than anywhere else. when one nco actually said to me that, you know, we braced for impact, and it wasn't even a speed bum

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i swore i saw another manus a napkin. >> the actual saying is sauce for the goot and sauce for the gander. >> that would make more sense. >> it is all the sauce. >> congressman, let's talk about the heck lick. heckling. some say it was rude to support the hecklers. what dpow -- what do you say? >> it is a reality of public life. people can protest. >> if you started a cult, i would join it. i just wanted to throw that out there. >> and she is not susceptible to cults. >> throwing it out there. >> is that exuberance on your face? >> this is what you look like in an earthquake. >> i'm signing up. >> it is cautiously optimistic. >> want to be the grape. >> how do you handle hecklers? >> that's a great question. i'm used to it because i do this for a living. i think everybody should do what i do with hecklers. you just sit on the edge of the stage and weep until everybody leaves. you get paid and nobody wants to mess with you. >> excellent. >> i don't mind you working while you are in the cult. the leader of the cult really can't work. >> i think this is a great idea. i am liking it more and

she took all of these ideas, all of these back of the napkin strategies and calculations that he hadand it did look on -- [inaudible] and just a note about some of the engagement, what i found in the years, the little magazine was forced in the united states during the cold war and much of europe to divorce itself from big picture criticisms of america and western power. there's a book called the cultural cold war by saunders from "the new press." this process, we didn't know about, but in a way the little magazine should be making these egg reviews and they should be engaging with the problems of american power and european policing the world. for a while you could get very rich as a literary magazine editor or an author by taking -- of the congress and cultural -- 1950 through 1967. you are you're getting all this funding. there was a magazine in the u.k. called the encounter where you would get this money and get sort of these secret loose from different sources of power if you would subject american culture as something that is sophisticated and literary and sort of the big pictu

they had packages of them -- they had packages of m & m candies, napkins, cups. when nixon was president, his chief of staff said they had to do something of their -- about air force one. he thought they should put in plastic cups and forks because reporters were stealing the good stuff. he said he did not want to lower the standards. now we do not do that. i did not do that, but there were a lot of reporters that to the -- that ook the pads. there is not a lot to take now, frankly. host: the next caller is from maryland. caller: i am 40. the first president i really remember is ronald reagan. i do remember he used to have -- it was on tv once or twice a week. i did not realize he did not like to fly into a few minutes ago. that would explain why he was always on tv. he used to talk about policies he would want to put in or just to keep the american public informed. if the current president would do that, with that saving a lot of money from him traveling? he was in baltimore, maryland, the week before last. he caused such a headache because of the security issue

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and try bounty napkins. >>> mark! mark! >> he's wired in. >> sorry? >> he's wired in. >> is he?yes. >> how about now, are you still wired in? >> so good, "the social network" that dramatized the behemoth's beginning. in the guest spot today is facebook employee who ended up in mark zuckerberg's inner circle. katherine's book, "the boy kings" looking into the heart of the social network. thank you for joining us. >> hi, good to be here. >> here's my first question about the culture at facebook. you talk about how you took it upon yourself to go after cyber bullying, which you saw as sort of an early revolution of facebook. i'm going to pull a quote from the book, where you say facebook like the internet in general made it so easy for people to post and gain visibility for connant creating groups devoted to whatever cause they espoused. most of these groups were devoted to bullying of some kind, from petty harassment of a classmate to hate tread of a marginalized group. mark zuckerberg kind of started out as a bully himself. was this your directive? or how did that begin? >> i thi

hopefully it won't be blowing your menu or napkin away but a beautiful day. i mean, it's comfy out here. >> yes. this would be a great day to have a picnic if we didn't have to work. >> that always gets in the way. weather wise a beautiful start to this day and it's going to be a great afternoon picnic wise, al fresco dining wise around here. >> maybe a good day to call in sick. >> a little late for us, though, right? debby still spinning and doing her thing in the gulf of mexico. it's not much of a thing with winds only at 45 miles an hour but the rains persist across areas of north florida and southern georgia. some of the folks will end up with a couple of feet of rain by the time debby pulls away. winds sustained at 45 miles an hour. look at the slow creep debby is going to take across florida. here we are into wednesday evening now getting into thursday morning, midday. thursday afternoon. it will get downgraded and over water may restrengthen some. the only concern i have for us as debby as she moves northeast gets into the mid-atlantic region. that may

cooling periods, even if they pull them right owe by the time you pay and come in, it is in the bag and napkinsand ... i mean ... wow. and nothing will happen to the cop who did this. it is not like the judge said could you have the liver come in here because i would like to talk to him why he made this arrest. and what the circumstances were. because what i have in the complaint and not make sense to me. if cops go around arresting everyone with trivial things such as this, everyone will be in court and jail all the time? what a waste of time. >>shepard: assault with a deadly weapon. >>arthur: that is a police officer who makes that determination. to defend the police officer, it usually goes to a prosecutor who is a lawyer who stamps it and says "yes, i approve," based on the facts. but i don't what is being reported, in the papers --. >>shepard: i locked it up. she wasn't hurt. >>arthur: sorry, i don't have the answers but it doesn't make sent to me. >>shepard: there are those who do not worry about getting sued by mcdonald's, which would not include me so i am obviously not of this impressi