nwa lyric >> for everybody. iwao working an event as a young man, greg gutfeld, finished off, who's half eaten male. >> i wanted to be kid rock. >> i'm going to guess. it's somebody who had mad cow disease because that we'll explain greg gutfeld. >> greg gutfeld once ate ronald reagan's leftover chicken oh, that's weird as a young internet conservative magazine, gutfeld was recruited to help out one day when reagan was visiting his boss at the house end quote, after reagan left, they were clearing the dishes and i got reagan's dish and he hadn't eaten all of his chicken. so i ate all of this ticket i mean, that's the first time trickle down economics of a word chicken was so that years and years later he can be ronald reagan's chicken three sacks. now i've oscar winner and national treasure, meryl streep her agent suggested she changed her name to murals street like that. she requested her character in mamma mia to be killed off. she was the last person to see iv erwin, ally and we want back. we wanted to marry

everyone knows i like nwa. - [groans] singers: ♪ everybody still hates chris ♪ [vocalizing] ♪ ♪ >> announcerhe most trusted journalists at comedy central... it's america's only source for news. this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got so much to talk about tonight. kamala's packing heat, trump's sleeping in the buff, and i get to yell at ronny chieng. but first, let's get into it with another installment of "indecision 2024!" ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] we are just 26 days away from the election. that's less than one menstrual cycle, according to the period app j.d. vance is secretly tracking you with. so with less than a month to go, both campaigns are going all out. starting with democratic nominee kamala harris, who has been everywhere recently: news shows, daytime talk shows, satellite radio, podcasts, your kid's piano recital. she applauded, but seriously, chopsticks? i mean, you can do better, arlo! and this media blitz is not a moment too soon, because voters are looking for c

"new york times" best seller, comedienne, author and world this former nwa world heavyweight championus. >> greg: emily what's going on right now with the media? i know that that kind of plagiarism would end our careers. but she is immune somehow. do they expect less from her? >> yes that's the whole point and the irony of her claiming she is fought so hard to break the glass ceilings. there are two takeaways. number 1 she is woefully inadequate and incompetent and second the cover-up machine. the plagiarism goes back so many decades. she took from wikipedia from the victims compensation fund fund this person was an attorney general and senator maybe you could see somebody starting out let me take from here it will help but the reality is she is 60 years old and wants us to believe in her experience and that they would specify it j.d. vans can list five things he's done or experienced as a public official. she can't name one she's continuing to draw on those lines in the media covered it up the entire time and ran the whole 100 yards. >> no achievements to call from even prosecutions.

comedian, "new york times" best seller and former andy it -- nwa world have a champion and fox news contributorjamie is harris' visit to 60 minutes a bigger dumpster fire than your marriage? >> surprisingly yes. but watching it was somehow even longer. spiel we did too many clips. >> no the interview, you guys to good. at that editing was horrible it was disgusting but they ran the whole hour interview and ran it through a filter. it was only 7 minutes long. >> the numbers are right there though. groceries are like 30% higher and yes is 40% higher. harris is also 30% higher than she was. >> greg: she definitely is enjoying stuff. she's enjoying time when she shouldn't that's a sign when you're on something like you're having a good time but everybody's like bleakley what is she talking about. what did you make of this? >> greg i was raised in a middle-class household. i thought it was bad we had a brain-dead president. we've also got a brain-dead vice president? we are doomed. but if i was her eye would fire my team. asap. and. >> she's not fit for she didn't have a brain, she's not natural. an

"new york times" best-selling author and comedian and former nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus.right so what's interesting right some of the things i've said in my monolog were similar to what you said on the five today. do you know what i'm talking about? >> he plagiarized everything i said yes. that's the only reason to get me attacking from you this guy is talking black and getting past. he's talking about me. thanks for watching i appreciate that. >> every time she speaks i have a mini stroke. and i'm not the only one. we thought it was a bug problem because what is she -- the. [ bleeps ] do you mean and the whole garbage and name-calling thing and if there's anybody who is like i don't know who to vote for. garbage that just made this clear for me. oh, my gosh. a bad comedian makes a joke about everybody but we will focus on the puerto rican part. that's all it took for me. at this point we just need to get this vote over with. this campaign. this campaign they are selling at this election is in close and that they have nobody to blame but themselves. you call somebody hitl

new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus. we're in. all right, fair enough. before we get to some new stories, let's do this. the shirt is greg's leftovers. bothering me. this shirt. okay. sorry. it's leftovers where i read the jokes. we didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading them. so if they suck, we'll dress joe mackey as a nanny and send him to doug emhoff. an article in the atlantic said donald trump was speaking like hitler, stalin and mussolini. well, at least he's speaking german. russian and italian, which is a stark contrast with kamala, who struggles with english. according to the daily signal, kamala harris was admitted to law school through a program for students with educational disadvantages, economic hardship or disability. all right, both of her parents were professors, which makes the educational disadvantage and the economic hardship sound implausible. so that leaves disability. i'll give her that. nearly 100 members of britain's left wing labor party planned to come to the states to campaign

new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyru. joe, welcome to the show. as always, it's a mediocre pleasure. they complained over the weekend that the mcdonald's visit was staged, and then they come out with this town hall in which the questions are staged. everything's staged, including her answers, which are months to years old. yeah, well, when you have maria shriver and kamala in a room, the first question should be, how do you keep your husband from impregnating the help? yes, that's. but the mcdonald's, it shows he he beats him on his record. and now he's beating them on the joy and the vibes. yes, because the mcdonald's thing shows how much fun donald trump can be. and i was blown away by the people in the media who they thought it was a scoop to say he wasn't really working. yeah. oh, you really think that in the middle of a campaign where people are shooting guns at him, he didn't go into mcdonald's and fill out an application and get some references and go through training. come on. and it shows that, you know, somehow

new york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion. and i see this trend among these male centric unions all either not endorsing kamala, which is an endorsement or endorsing trump. how does this affect the race? if it does, at all? oh republican expert? yes. well, it it flies in the notion that a lot of the media puts out there, especially the left wing media, that these union types, these blue collar workers, that these are hard and fast democrats. we have seen a shift within the republican party, especially within the last ten years, more toward a blue collar worker mentality. so while the leadership of these unions might say that they are, for democrats, the rank and file members brake very hard toward republicans. and those numbers continue to come this way. when you see the vilification of border patrol agents by kamala harris, who has never apologized when she said that they were whipping migrants at the border. she akin that to slavery in the united states, but what has she ever done to actually turn around and tell the agents

idea of shoplifting is picking up a walmart new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyru. you need your baby clothes. emily, what is going on right now with the media? it's like. like i just know that that kind of plagiarism would end our careers. but she's immune somehow. do they expect way less from her? yes. i think that's the whole point. the irony of her claiming that she has fought for so hard to break the glass ceilings. to me, there are two takeaways from those plagiarisms. number one, that she is woefully inadequate, totally incompetent. and the second is the cover up machine. those the plagiarism that goes back so many decades. you guys she she took from wikipedia from the victims compensation fund. this is in 2012. and this person was an attorney general and a senator. the frightening thing to me is that entire time, you know, i could maybe see and maybe see as someone who's beginning out, starting out. let me let me take from here. okay. this is going to help. but the reality is she is 60 years old and wants us to believe in her experience.

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