. >> poop, poop. >> now she is saying poop. >> knows two words, sit and poop. she could train my dog. >> she is good at this. >> she is trying to get him in the right spot. >> does bert have to go poop. >> no. >> he is all done. >> okay. >> brilliant. she is little. like she is young to be already potty trained. >> it has been really a long time for bert, too. it is about time he gets around to using the big boy potty. >> i know. >> thankfully this little girl is here. >> i hope you're saying sit. >>> lip syncing and surprises. >> like the best part of the video. >> the video invitation. >> like an interpretive dance. >> next "right this minute." and still to come, a woman ditches her clothes and starts her commute. >> does anybody pay her attention? nobody looks? >> it seems like everyone isn't fazed by this. >> why she is taking the tube nude. >>> and photo bombing animal style. >> our furry friends have picked >>> welcome back to the show. everybody. don't forget to check out rightthisminute.com. you can see today's videos and more all day long. >> photo bom

i said to use c i the dog poop d you didn't use the dog poop.et awe picture of dog poop this weekend. >> all right. >> i wanted to say -- >> there it is. >> one of the recommendations from the intelligence community is that we need more effective policing. that's exactly whatd the nypd ws doing when they were doing community policing and the a.p. tried to destroy them and got a pulitzer for it. >> can i just do this? i want to show the cover to the boston herald. do we have t that ready? this is an amazing point that has to be made, that if those friends of the bombers had made that phone call when they texted back and forth to each other, that guy would be alive. bob? >> i was just going to say that. i think we were careful aboutne indicting all muslim student associations. there is a lot of them. i don't think we can say they're all dangerous associations 'cause i don't believe they are. >> all i said was "60 minutes" said oh, no, no, they put a muslim student representative saying he was not part of our group. well he wasn't part of our group

i said the dog poop and you didn't use the dog poop.dana: i can get you a picture for l over the weekend. i wanted to say one of recommendations intelligence community is we need more effective community policing. that is what the nypd was doing and the ap tried to destroy that and got a pulitzer for it. >> greg: i want to show the cover of the boston herald. this is an amazing point that has to be made. if those friends of the bombers, they got a phone call when they texted back and forth to each other. that guy would be alive. >> bob: i think we need to be careful about indicting all muslim student associations. i don't think we can say they are dangerous associations. >> all i said 60 minutes, they put on, they said, no, he wasn't part of the group. but he spent a lot of time with them playing in soccer games. >> andrea: there is a good muslims and bad muslims. >> there are good greeks and bad greeks. >> and on the 5:00, you've heard about it and how reese witherspoon got her arrested. we have the tape of her fighting with a state tr

great day and being pooped on by a bird but she is still here. >> those are all the highlights. i am still here and i am thrilled to be here talking about this stuff. >> that's the reason. >> stocks are reasonably priced. they were very cheap a few years ago. but stocks grow in value over time. basically the company is under it. i like owning stocks. i do not like owning bonds now. their condition is far different than what kpess now. >> those conditions, what are they? at the very top of the list is an accommodating federal reserve. says you should throw all the old standard ray thoughs out the window. >> i would favor those enormously. i think it's silly. bonds are priced artificially. and that will change. when it changes, people could lose a lot of money. >> the question we most frequently get asked is where would he put his money? it's very rare that he actually gives any specifics. >> that bird, people coop trying to tell me that it's good luck if a bird poops on your head. i think they just tell you that so you don't cry. >> or you might have extraordinary luck. who knows

no, their poop. it's all over the place. ( imitating vacuum cleaner ) are you sleepwalking?e stepping in it, you're stepping in it! don't step in it! ( imitating vacuum cleaner ) alan. why don't we leave the dust bunny poop until morning? ( imitating vacuum cleaner ) click. hey. come on, come on.

perhaps inspired by the recent subway poop crime spree.ow this how? >> stephanie: because it's in the story -- it's a thing people do -- i guess -- no -- no word on whether it's with an angry dildo or just -- you know. [ laughter ] >> the usual way. >> stephanie: right. [ dog growling ] >> stephanie: for lesser offenses like [ censor bleep ] on an escalator might earn you -- apparently some people don't make it to the train they do it on the escalator. you get 90 days before being manned from the train. really you get to poop twice and rub one out once -- really? [ applause ] >> stephanie: how about this story. how a really old person gets to be to old, bacon. after raving about the wonders of greek yolk ert. 105 here says eating bacon every day helps her stay young at heart. >> okay. then. and oscar meyer has already sent the weaner mobile to get on a ride -- >> stephanie: and it delivered a whole bunch of bacon that will probably kill her. they might want to take her right to the emergency room. marco rubio. >> [ inaudible ] by the way y

you know when you have to go and you don't go like a little, like a poop. a little poop.hen you went, i went and did it. and now i can concentrate. now i feel wonderful and i request concentrate. >> hearing all this [ bleep ] and seeing the guy in his waunds unds wear, which is not a pretty sight. i want to find a room where i can take a shower and go to bed. >> i'm going to take you personally to make sure you get to the room, okay? >> you're going to make sure? okay. >> oh, do you have the key? i don't have the right key. >> how could you not have that right key? give me that. i did it and it opened. >> are you the minibar girl? >> you have to be freaking kidding me. hey, is it a party? >> you crazy bastard. you and your cousin what? this is your idea? you and your cousin? what the hell is this. >> come on, let's party. what's the matter with you. >> jimmy: we have a good show tonight. we have music from huew lewis and the news. we'll be right back with j.j. abrams. don't go anywhere. find chinese restaurant. that's awesome. i know...voice activated and great gas mileag

you know when you have to go and you don't go like a little, like a poop. a little poop.t, i went and did it. and now i can concentrate. now i feel wonderful and i can concentrate. >> i don't want to hear all this [ bleep ] and seeing the guy in his underwear which is not a i want to find a room where i can take a shower and go to bed. you understand that? does anybody understand that? >> i'm going to take you personally take you to the room personally. we will go into the room together to make sure you get to the room, okay? >> you're going to make sure? okay. >> oh, do you have the key? i got nothing. i got nothing. you got it all. >> i don't have the right key. >> i don't have the right key. >> how could you not have the right key? give me that. i did it and it opened. >> are you the minibar girl? >> you have to be freaking kidding me. what the hell kind of a room is this? >> hey, is it a party? >> you crazy bastard. you and your cousin what? this is your idea? driving me crazy. what's the matter with you. >> you have a wake up call at 5:15. >> to think i used to love

you are trying poop face. >> what is the poop fasnatation? >> that is. what is disingenuous mean?st people don't kno what it means. >> i think you are disingenious when you take a picture of jasper. they are staged like the moon landing. >> we have to go. >> stick around. special report is up next >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like the girl with the dragon tattoo if by tattoo you mean hidden adams apple and strong, caring arms. let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> coming u didn't nba player jason collins give his exfiancee a heads up when he came out earlier this week? we will find out. just kidding, it is just the panel talking about it. and is america held hostage by the tear raw thee of political correctness? and finally three students are arrested for helping dzhokhar tsarnaev cover his tracks after the boston marathon

if he poops up there, i quit. it's poop, right? >> there it is. the help of a wipie, i'm assured that the messy part is behind me. >> we have three different types of rays, as well as sharks. >> when you think of stingrays, you think of their tail. >> the stinger is on top of the tail and we remove them in this exhibit so that people couldn't get hurt while they're petting the animal. >> are they usually the messy part was over. >> i thought it was. >> i was definitely getting the full aquarium experience. let's do it. the promise of cute kept me pushing ahead. >> this is pam right below us. she turned three in december, this is her brother kevin. kevin loves playing with shoe laces. >> that's a double knot. good luck, kev. >> how much do they eat? >> 10% of their body weight. 10 pounds of something a day. or like 40 quarter-pounders. >> saving the best for last. i couldn't leave without taking a quick dip with one of the world's most potentially dangerous predators. >> i'll ask you to keep your hands inside the cage at all times. >> i'm cool with

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i noticed -- >> they know poop. they can handle poop?ccording to my web site, womenhandlepoop.com -- >> none of those william are mothers. >> i talked to your mother and she said the best mother's day gift would be if bill never talked to her again. >> why do you -- every show i hear a horrible thing you said about me. you're the one that didn't have dad wrapping up. >> sorry. now as far as guys are concerned, we can raise little kids. it's the holding to them part that's the problem. the dropping of curves all the time. women for whatever reason even though they're unbelievably weaker than we are and not as smart -- they can hold kids much better. they've more maternal and better at that. it's the curves. >> you guys are proving my point. my dad negates everything you're saying. if that's the case, that tells me there are other dads that do -- >> would this depress me? >> he wasn't so good at it. i was never my dad walking may to sleep and singing to me. he was a super nurturing guy. kind of a macho man. >> this is what women do when yo

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you are trying poop face. >> what is the poop fasnatation? >> that is. what is disingenuous mean? it means. >> i think you are disingenious when you take a picture of jasper. they are staged like the moon landing. >> we have to go. >> stick around. special report is up next >> a boston blockbuster and new arrest in the marathon bombing. this is special report. ♪ >> bret: good evening, i am bret baier. two weeks since the boasting bombings and many experts insists that the two known suspects must have had help. tonight we have a better idea of who and how. three young men in custody accused of involvement after the attack. chief intelligence correspondants have the latest information. two young men from kazakhstan

it's not just what people flush down including dog and cat poop some of us know about this but a lot of us are blind. we have very few people who ask the right questions. we can either address this project in a realistic manner like they do in europe or have a lot of fluff. so this is a golden opportunity because we have the experts and hopefully, you all are going to be hiring some good stuff not some stuff who are shallow and have no expertise but come up with those gimmicks. good staff so they take us to a bitter place. i'm glad we have one or two commissioners that are blessed with experience and intelligence to at least ask the right questions thank you very much >> juliette ellis 2013 summer youth program and a good afternoon. juliette for external affairs. the purpose of this presentation is to give all a brief update for the workforce initiative over the summer to be a good neighbor as well as deal with the issues of the agencies. and so today i'll give you both - a quick update of the add back to the san francisco utilities. talk to you how we're to maximize the youth issues

first incarnation of friends to both park and that was about safety, it was not about posey and dog poop. we fought very hard to make our neighborhood beautiful. the reason my neighborhood is as beautiful as it is is because i love my home and my neighborhood. i feel the laws put in place are read dundant. we don't need somebody watching us. my daughter will inherit the house. while i may not live in it for that many years, she's going to get it. i'm against this. i think this process was not fair. i pointed it out when the survey was put forward and i thought this was a very short timeline and didn't this i people would be able to respond to it because it was right before the holidays and it was true. people didn't get it. there was a lot of members of the community that did not get it. in all due respect to some of the comments we didn't know about it. that's why we did our survey. the people who are affected by this ar the burden against it as jason pointed out. thank you. >> thank you. good afternoon supervisors. since the district was added to the department landmark program in 2011

>> oh, are my puppies pooped. >> stephanie: how was the nerd prom? >> it was good.lin. >> she called you an ass clown. >> yeah she had that this quote that said we we are working our asses off. and i remember thinking the joblessness and economy were much worse in 2011 than they are in 2013, so she the ass clowneyest. >> stephanie: as were todd and bristol. >> bristol was there just after she had her face surgery. nobody recognized her. >> stephanie: wow. i hadn't heard that, you catty little thing you. karl you tweeted about justice scalia, and fox news sitting in a tree and there he was. >> he was sitting with bill o'reilly -- it was a date made in heaven. the waiters that attended o'reilly didn't understand him. >> stephanie: and was there any mother [ censor bleep ] ice tae ordered at all? >> i believe there was a round of mf-ing ice tea, which scalia said was an entitlement. there is a report that shows in the last 30 years the chamber of commerce has gone from losing on average 56% of its cases to winning 67% of its cases before the supreme court. sorry no dou

. >> i'm doing poop. >> works for me. >> i do love that the little daughter, she keeps glancing over the cake. like the whole conversation, but come on, really? >> it's time. it's time. this is the part where they dig into the cake. >> bela. >> i'm happy. >>> boys, we're going to play a game of what is this flying in the sky? this one is different because this was caught in daylight. you can see the ground so we have perspective. >> where did this happen? >> over the earth. >> and then we go in closer and it's a big bright light. what is it? >> maybe one of those little mylar balloons. >> it cooperate go that fast but isn't it cool it's daylight. better perspective. always saying, beth, bring me perspective. daylight. craft. and i'm going to bring you a second daylight video of a second craft with even more perspective. >> watch this one. >> airplane. but watch, it's getting closer, closer, and -- went right over it. >> yep. >> what is it? you get perspective on size because of the plane and then there's a plant and then it's gone. what is it? >> all right. duh. it's another plane of

is that poop? >> what was it? >> here is the closeup of what it was exactly. >> are you kidding me?n't know. >> is she a gorilla from the zoo? what the heck. >> she pooed in her hand and flung it behind her? >> threw it like a banana peel. >> i am thinking it is fake. the stuff she threw looked like it was white. >> and that looks brown. >> those look like mashed up candy bars. >> you can't believe there is people in this world that would poo in their hand before they go to a bathroom. >> if you want to see this entire video, head over to our website rightthisminute.com and click on best of rtm. >> or worse. >> or the worst of people. >> that's it for us here at rtm. thanks for joining us. we'll see you tomorrow. >> announcer: it's time for "the wendy williams show." today, paris hilton struts her way to the top. check out the surprise she has for the audience, plus, the world's number one deejay, armin van bu, ren. and lindsay lohan's big day. wendy has all the detail >> wendy: yeah. i'm glad you're watching today. thank you so much.

abilify which oppression duke has said sodium so i can poop new video ambien zimm ball to sim that has a pam lortab zoloft seroquel extended release again aspirin and just marijuana. so that's it. how many actual pills do i take a day about twenty or more. this is the healthiest i have been ever both mentally and physically they drugs are doing their thing. and they're working. it's rare that i give in to any decided thinks all the lanthorn everything. from iowa city iowa. was born and raised here. joining the i would actually guard when i was seventeen years old as a medic with the one i have medical company. i figured you know if i'm the medic i'm probably not going to fighting people you know i'm going to be helping people. i was really into everything that the bush administration was putting out there and . two days effort and seventeen. i joined the national guard is it seriously if they could join and i'd say it's go time. i found out right before i left i was going to be stationed a great president. i never in my life thought i would work in a prison facility especially not one

for more of the inside story, visit shinglesinfo.com the tracks in belgium killing two people poop 00se evacuated near the city of gent. the train was carrying toxic chemicals when it derailed and caught fire. take a look at this amateur video of a tornado in northern italy. at least 11 people were hurt in towns and villages near bologna on friday. tornadoes are quite rare in that part of the world. the death toll rose again today in bangladesh, 11 days after the collapse of a garment factory in a suburb near the capital. 551 bodies have now been removed from the ruins of the eight-story building where 30 foreign companies had clothes produced. more than 140 people are still missing. there was a time when most of the clothes worn by americans were also made in america. by 2011, more than 97% of the clothes sold in the u.s. were made overseas. we sat down with fashion designer turned apparel advocate bob bland to find out ypy. he's behind manufacture new york a new initiative to bring clothes manufacturing jobs back home. >> when something happens overseas like this, especially in an ap

generally send out, not the paint, we send out to strip the toilets and public parks, pick up dog poop at the dog park. pick up something that was disgusting and they don't get a chance to paint at all. we would see where they would paint over and they would forget the part with their gang and they would paint over. they would use a roller and put stuff behind. we've done that. we've only walked away from it only because we haven't got what we consider the proper supervision to go out to be able to assess the environment and the young gangsters that go out on the paint crew, they respect the old veterans even if they've gotten reformed. they don't so much respect the city work [speaker not understood]. that's how it worked with us. >> okay, anybody else up there want to comment on that? i'm going to run over here because it's over here. had his hand up for a little while. if i could get you to stand up. >> this is a softball for dpw. i want to know where you get the funding that you give out as grant funding, let's say street smarts. is it general fund money, is there a special fee tha

when the baby forwards, when the baby poops, when the baby eats, when the baby sleeps. it's cool. * farts guess who else uses facebook? all these vandals. i'm going to show you pictures and actual footage from the facebook to show you what they put on here. i'll go back to telling you guys how we got started. when i did get the graffiti, i told you, crap, this sucks. i have to do grace feet aloe, have to try to find out what these trigs are all about. when i was in s-r-o it was easier to deal with it in the school because that was my own little community. i can handle a little around the community of the school to help get the tigers. * when i started doing the graffiti, i felt like i was just pushing paper every day. how many of you guys actually investigate graffiti in here? do you feel that way sometimes? you're just pushing misdemeanor paperwork, here we go, here we go, here we go. well, i got this graffiti tracker program and i started putting that together and i'm like, how can we use this? * to get something bigger? i sat down with our county attorney then, rick

. >> bob: i spent friday and saturday down with some of my poops. >> where were you hang ougtd this weekend? >> bob: it was in a rough neighborhood. there is a general sense among democrats, "a" you can say about this conveniently timed, but this is not going away. it's expanding particularly the holder piece of this. there is a general sense that holder cannot save survive this. when you call lead press people to have a discussion that means you are in trouble. >> dana: this is bizarre. one of the interviews eric holder was the daily beast 6 not necessarily the "new york times" but trying to get the message out there. >> greg: people are familiar with daily beast, it's a newsletter for animals. holder gives damage control a bad name. generally when you are involved in damage control you are controlling other people's damage. he is now 99% employed in controlling his own damage. the one thing he doesn't have to worry about is success control. that is one thing he hasn't worried about it because he hasn't experienced any success. everything he does is disastrous. >> bob: that is a little bit

. >> poop boy aside, do you agree with michael's assessment here? what are your views? >> i think michael said it about right. if general petraeus is brought back, subpoenaed or brought back to testify, he is going to tell the truth. that is very important for the committee to do. it's equally important to get survivors, people who were engaged in the operation to testify which the administration here to for has not happened. many have been shifted so the media couldn't get them right away. i believe we have other problems with the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff and very strong secretary of defense panetta who's answers under oath were not compelling. once the dam starts to break, there will be lot of people coming forward and discussing their views. >> thank you very much. good to have you with us. >> consumer confidence hit a three-year high. >>. >> lou: mr. laffer, good to have you with us. things are coming up. roses around here and everybody is talking, they are so dour and concerned. what is going on? >> you have a slow recovery. that is there. really the t

boston herald" reports that the marathon bombers represented here as always by crude drawings of dog poop their parents benefited from more than $100,000 in taxpayer assistance. massachusetts has handed hundreds of documents over, saying the benefits the family was receiving was stunning. the question is why? isn't that right, dog who says why? >> why, why, why, why? >> wow. that was amazing. >> you know what's funny about this story, i have to make myself not care about this, because i will actually self-radicalize. everybody talks about the self-radicalization of these people. this story could self-radicalize me to become a crazed a-hole because $100 "f"-ing grand went to these bastards. you're watching me radicalize before your eyes. i don't know what i'm going to do once i radicalize. i'll probably make a sandwich. >> a lot of radicals in the beginning of their radicalization, that's what they do. i'm a little different. i don't need this information to hate them more. quite frankly, this is the system we created. this is federal assistance and free stuff giveaways. so this family com