it's an anti-youth potion. one part prune juice, one part miami beach tap water with just a pinch of buddy ebsen salt. sabrina: i'll give him the medicine. you don't change people's personalities. and if you do, you don't mix it with caffeine. all right, mr. kraft let's get your dignity back. here comes the choo-choo train. choo-choo, choo-choo choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo. that noise is going on your permanent record, sabrina. what's going on here? how did i end up here? we were at dinner and you got sick and passed out. oh, dear lord, what happened to you? had to dive across the nachos to keep you from hitting your head. thank you. listen, i insist on buying you another dinner, and i'm not leaving here until you say yes. say yes. say yes. oh, all right. wonderful. sabrina... something very odd is going on here and i can't help but think that you were responsible. oh, well, you know, that could be sign of a concussion. hilda... tuesday? mm-hmm. black angus night at the stockyards. if i come home

she's having a reaction to the potion. hey, st. vitus dance, take it outside. you know what... big shot? i spit in your grotto. we need to put some coffee on for aunt tipsy. you know what? i never liked you, and your cleft really bugs me. oh! oh, dear. oh, this is bad. this is very bad. i'm so sorry, diamond. is it me, or is diamond dave slumped over the table breathing yet clearly unconscious? that's a pretty fair assessment. hey! look, he had extra dice up his sleeve, and it's all 6s. no wonder he always won. let's get out of here. salem: he must have cheated with me, too. i was robbed! i should at least get the leroy neiman painting as compensation. ow! my head! no. you're not even allowed to watch "wheel of fortune." morning. i'm late. i promise to eat all the unbruised parts on the bus. are you okay about taking the bus to the field trip? yeah. after a week at diamond dave's, i can honestly say that i do not want to be like libby. it's not money that makes you happy. it's friends like harvey who ride the loser bus with you. oh, we're so glad you see that, aren't we, hilda?

i'll tell ya how he had circulation problems off bein' diabetic, and he did like to add his little potions to ladies' drinks. am i taking you wrong? are you lookin' to, uh, find out if he drugged you, or did you wanna score some more fizzies? what? you think i wanted that to happen-- for him to do that to me? my mistake. you're lucky i don't arrest you. oh-ho, yeah. call the cops. tell 'em a wacko skirt in patrick's wants me arrested for asking what she's doing here. i just need to call a friend. i don't care who you call. make it quick, and get outta here! [coin clinks in pay phone] [tapping keys] [chatter on tv, indistinct] [phone rings] [ringing continues] [sighs] yeah. all right. i'll be right there. get out then. russell. an arkturian macbeth. watch him. watch macbeth.

jon: i think there is no magic potion. hard work always comes first.e to who you are is very important, so anf audience that grows up with you can remain with the and those that have gotten off the train because life happened, a next generation can come on with certification of those that came before them. charlie: we will get to the album in a moment. you have to remain true to who you are, but you also have to change. jon: within the parameters of who you are. why integrity means so much to me is i have been around long enough that fads and fashion have come and gone. have iteration of boy band come and gone, rap music has come and gone. when i never did was jump on those bandwagons when they were becoming increasingly popular. as i grew up, i would not try to rewrite songs. at 54, you have something else to say. i will come to you and bs you. charlie: you hate to play it when you were on tour? jon: not because i hate to play it but i know all the words. i don't hate it. it has taken a little out of context, but the truth is every artist is proud of

magic think there is no potion. hard work always comes first.ng true to who you are is important so an audience that grows up with you remains with you and those who got off the train because what happened, the next generation can come along with the certification of those who came before it. charlie: we'll get more into be trueum, you have to to who you are, but you also have to change. jon: within those parameters -- why i use the word truth and my integrity matters, i have been around so long, fads and fashions have come and gone. three generations of oily band generations have come -- boy band generations have come and gone. rap music has come and gone. i never jumped on those bandwagons as they were becoming more popular. as i grew up, i would not try to rewrite "you give love a bad on a prayer" --' i was 35 years old. charlie: do you hate to play it when you're on tour? jon: no, no, i don't hate it. charlie: you know all of the words. [laughter] jon: you take it out of context, but the truth is every artist is very proud of his new record.

do we have the fixings for a memory loss potion? do we! i see you two in a gazebo draped in wistaria... i'm loving it. ...with garlands in her hair and yours. divine. ( chuckling ) i know-- why don't you two get married? i see the bride has a case of cold feet. oh... poor sabrina. maybe i shouldn't put you through all the stress of this. you mean...? yes. move the wedding up to tomorrow. tomorrow?! somebody help me! help! mmm. cinnamony. what we're about to tell you is strange so i hope you can accept it. so what's the truth? sabrina's a witch, and she's being held by a troll and only a prince who she loves can save her. that's all? so the quest starts with me going through the linen closet. yes. wait. your clothes are all wrong. i don't have to dress like this forever, do i? no. just until you vanquish the troll. i couldn't vanquish the troll in pants? sabrina! sabrina! harvey? sabrina! harvey! how's it going? what are you doing here? i'm supposed to vanquish the troll. oh. come on up! i can't. the door is locked. there must be a way. we

above or potion 60 degrees. since then he made up into the '80s yesterday.he high temperatures around 75. unseasonably warm. the winds have died down a little by early evening gametie temperature will be 57 degrees at progressive field. it will high temperature is low 60ss for early november. last november we had a stretch very similar to this.. maybe you're over it if you doubt, no big deal.ay i've just joined that out there. >> back to you guys. >> thank you scott. the second time in week cavaliers had to push up theree time to conflict with the indians next-door. >> and vi of her of the cavs across to start today's game at set for seven. after the window show the game on the hugh mongof television. >> they have really been supporting. >> i'm excited for them. i know the city has. i'm happy that our game got lived out. i don't mind living for the world series at all. itmind will be an exciting time. hopefully we can get a sweep. >> the cavaliers moved of last so the fans to see their.th lebron james was named

i even bought party hats and trail mix ( evil laughter ) i hope emperor larry likes this sleeping potion because it's the last thing he'll ever taste. ( evil laughter continues ) salem, what are you doing? um... making s'mores. well, don't make a mess. i've got battles to plan. i don't have time to clean. yeah, i'm making s'mores. s'more poison for emperor larry. ( evil laughter continues ) look! it's sabrina! ( marching band music ) what's the parade for? if they can have a parade honoring men who have merely walked on the moon i think we can have one honoring a little girl who has done her literature homework. a letter from the other realm. zampano, you could have just brought the letter. you didn't need to bring the scalding toaster. oh, it's from the witches' council. they want to have a dinner honoring my achievements in math and science. that's wonderful. but what is this math and science of which you speak? my work. you said you admired all my work. that we've seen so far. then you just adore me because you think you should, not because i deserve it. nd emperor larry. ( explosion

potion tight race in the race for the white house national donald trump by aioue 46-44 per margin and that was -- and the numbers are basically flipped for donald trump 46-43 percent. meanwhile new developments in the election. bombshell from the fbi for the agencies finished its review of e-mails and hillary clinton server investigation. >> that's we been talking abo for the last eight daysys and nothing a restoration d for the fbir telling lawmakers the agen has finish reviewing the latest e-mails fromt her clinton in th us c is no criminal charges sho be filed which is the same assessment they made in july.. the last month james, told congress that they had discovered the e-mails linked t clinton in a separate and -- and the newly discovered e-mail could be connected to its investigation of whether clinto handled classified information server. spokesperson campaign systemic lead matters to resolve the dom trumps his quickness being took to play a ring. we are glad this matter is resolved.e >> you can't refute 650,000 new e-mails in the day. you can't do it, folks. hillary clinton i

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snake oil, longevity potions, that was the extent of advertising. essentially, as of one kind or another. so it was something no respectable company was going to invest in but when britain and the united states hold on with their advertising, then it was so incredibly successful that industry took notice and said you know what? this stuff seems to work and on top of that, it's been legitimized by the government and using it so the real birth of advertising is in the 1920s with the birth of the baby had agencies, the growth of madison avenue and other places as the center of an industry which is dedicated to the systematic development of advertisements over and over that will keep you buying stuff. that's how that works is it a coincidence that my 20s are the age of the rise of mainstream advertising and also women's suffrage? >> that's an interesting question. i don't know completely it's a coincidence but we do know that the advertisers in this. decide that the real key to the success of their enterprise is the woman consumer. the lady buyer, as th

s office issued a warning that potion ballot selfies a misdemeanor offense. the district attorney said they would be willing to take that statement off its website. theirer toes didn't say they would be willing to post a clarification, though. despite the fact that nobody has been prosecutorred, there have been reports of voters asked to take down photos, killing free speech. pu stop corruption of votes. >> reporter: coercion is a crime. we need to continue to enforce that but you mentioned people being prosecuted. i have yet to find an example in the last 50 year of anybody pros count order coerced with their ballot so my highest concern -- i sworn an oath to the constitution as a military officer and state senator -- my close to the election, there is concern that lifting this ban could disrupt procedures at polling places so if it came down to it, senator hill's attorney said they would be willing to allow the ban to stay in place at polling places for now and lifting it temporarily for mail-in ballots so you can do that selfie if you choose to. senator hi

and matt is going to help with us this magical potion. >> is it looks like a giant hershey kiss. >> i have seen vases at stores that look like this. >> and what it does is on its own t is a four in one. calm, cool and collected. there's nothing stressing us other than election week right now, the ratings period. everything is going to be okay because of this this is something that you asked know taste this is great for your enhancer. you don't need to use in the led mode. hugely well rated and rare to see items that are this strong tied to a product like this it is under $30. depending on when you go to wkyc.com, it may inch up. and my dominique puts it to the test. >> it helps me fall asleep. and you know i have trouble falling sleep. and one of my favorite parts of this is the colors are amazing. you have red, orange, blue, purple, yellow and so on. and another thing that is helpful is the in any event changer. it allows to you control the axe mist. and the last thing is the time changer. it will allow to you pick how long you want this to go on. >> a lot of benefits on this aspect

we hope you have a great >>> matt is going to show us this magical potion. >> it looks like a giant hershey kiss. i have seen vases at stores that look like this. >> i love it and what it does is magical on its own t is a humidifier, aroma therapy and let's face it. there's nothing stressing us other than than election week right now and the ratings period. we're g everything is going to be okay because of this. this is an item that many of you asked me to test. if you want a humidifier to get through the drier northeast ohio nights this is good for your voice, face. you don't need to use in the led mode. but a lot of people apparently love this. hugely well rated. an that are this strong tied to a product like this i found it for $40 off. it is under 30 bucks depending on when you go to wkyc.com it may inch up to 32, $33. it is a great great de-- deal. and my dominique helped me put to the theft. >> colors are amazing. shelves. >> awesome i'm going to go take a nap. thank you, matt. >> you're welcome. >>> that was cool. i like it and this is what it looks like in terms of our allergy repor

arachnia sends chaotica a vial of her irresistible potion. now, whenever he gets a whiff, he's under her spell. i get the picture. seem to throw chaotica for a loop. well, it worked in chapter 16 anyway. now, the vial is sitting on a small pedestal ye out next to the throne. . thanks for the briefing. i'll see you at the fortress of doom. rememeer, you're the queen. sire! have been destroyed. ( growling ) full power to the death ray. citizens of the fifth dimension: your feeble attacks are nothing but pinpricks to me. surrender now and i will be merciful. we're receiving a transmission. no. it's queen arachnia. she wishes to cross the drawbridge. ah... what are you waiting for? show her in. i present her royal highness... arachnia. ahh... at last... at last... this is an historic occasion. kindred souls meet at last. it's an honor to be in your presence, majesty. i've always admired your... clever fiendishness.

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kim jong-un has reportedly asked north korean scientists to come up with a special potion that can help men who have trouble performing in the bedroom. [ light laughter ] it's not a surprise, considering how many missiles he's failed to launch. i mean you go -- [ laughter and applause ] at least you could help him out. >> steve: hey, oh! hey! >> jimmy: this is very interesting, fact here. a new global study, finds that people wind up enjoying travel more than material items. store, then tell her, "the trip here was the gift." [ laughter ] [ applause ] i think it will go well. that's a little tip. and finally, i read that to raise awareness of debris in space, a company is letting you adopt a piece of space junk, and they will actually tweet you every time it passes overhead. [ light laughter ] and anthony weiner said, "please, i've been tweeting my junk for years." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's old. we have a great show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, guys, we have a a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, felicity jones will b

around this apartment unit at cloverly lee park apartments in germantown was actually the building potions maintenance man. detectives confirm christopher taylor of bensalem turned hisself in to police yesterday on multiple charges relate to do theft and burglary. >> i wasn't losing my right. >> gina helped police solve this crime. surveillance footage came from her unit. she installed a hidden camera in july after she noticed medication was missing. this week she helped crack the case. >> i came home monday night i was going through my camera and i'm like i couldn't believe what actually i was seeing. i was like, is this really for real because he was all in my stuff. you could hear ransacking the drawers. >> reporter: she immediately called police and reported the incident to her property manager who assured her taylor has been let go. no one from the management company has returned our calls to confirm that or comment on the situation. gina says property managers have yet to tell residents what happened and she thinks that's wrong. >> everybody needs to know because if he was in my apar

>> because witches make magical potions with plants. >> i got there just as they began to brew a newes spaghetti. they start with natural soap from the government store. first step, they have to melt it down. and, yes, that's a crock-pot. these are some resourceful witches. >> this is red wine. >> yeah, smells like it. >> [ laughs ] >> do you stir this? >> yeah. >> can i do it? >> yes. >> are you sure? >> yes. >> they spoon the soap into molds, and it dries for five days before it's wrapped up. you'd think the packaging would be the easy part. not here. >> i could use another bag, but i need this one. >> where do you get it? >> from united states. >> sandra can't get bags for her soap in cuba, so a relative from the u.s. sends them. what she does next is part martha stewart, part macgyver. comes like a bag for bread, just like this? >> yes. >> and then you cut it, and you make small ones. holy... it kind of doesn't matter that it's soap. what matters is that sandra wanted to generate commerce and they figured out how to do it. she's taking things that are already produced in differen

. - [david] this is the magic potion. - [elaine] it is. - [david] that put you in the blue turtle here, huh? - [elaine] yes. (laughs) - let's try that. - it's delicious. - [elaine] and i sample every. - [david] i'm taking over the place, look out. (laughs) that's how it rolls. - it is a special plant plant. - [david] how many types of tea do you think you have? - [elaine] i have over 80 different kinds of loose tea. - [david] mm-hmm. - [elaine] and loose tea really is better, when i met the girl who started blue turtle, i tried english breakfast tea bag against the loose tea, and it really is better and it's worth the little bit more it costs. it's great. you have a lot of different ways to brew it. you have those things for sale also. but also your spice collection is great. you got two or three kinds of cinnamon. i mean, just to show you how many different kinds of each spice, you think you know what a spice is, but elaine can help you out here and tell you exactly what each one is and what they're for. - right. - i like that grilling rub too. - oh, the grilling and roasting herbs ar

we'll see how the dnc chair fight plays out peep potion themselves for 2020.ng over is what we're pointing outs. do we go after the white working class voters and economic populist appeal and moderate in some ways or go back to the bernie sanders wing of the party? the elizabeth warren wing that has clearly much more energy right now. and that is the real strug. . >> who's the state senator barack obama? because the democratic bench in 2003 and 2004, who's the state senator, the governor and be the new face? the democratic bench has decimated. these are just the senate numbers. when president obama came to power, down to 48 now. 257, now 193 now. te republicans have a majority of the governship. they've picked up nearly 1,000. nearly 1,000 state legislative seats during the obama presidency. the republicans have a bench. their problem is going to be the competition and the young ambitious people trying to rise up. who's for the democrats? >> right down in the swing states, twonl swing states that have democratic-controlled houses and that's in colorado and nev

bubbling -- bubbling potion, uh, secret rhyme, e morning herald-times. [ ding! ] isn't -- isn't today friday? aunt clara, we're going to have to have a little talk. i simply cannot -- yes, it is. [ stammering ] oh, look. this is tomorrow's paper. fine. but just let me finish. i just want to find the sports section, you know. since when have you been interested in sports? if this is tomorrow's newspaper, then it will have today's racing results. so i'm going to, um, pick a horse... and put something on its tail. that's "nose." let me see. sam! well. isn't larry tate your boss? yes, but that doesn't have anything to -- what about him? it says he broke his leg. what? yes, yes. there it is right there. "larry tate, president of mcmann & tate, breaks leg." oh, no. oh, dear. i'd send him a get-well card, but this is tomorrow's newspaper, and it hasn't happened yet. on this weekend of all weekends -- he and louise were going on their second honeymoon. honeymoons are such fun, especially when you have someone with you. well, what? sam, we've got to get to larry. we can'

while flying home from sweden the pope reaffirmed the potion laid out by john paul ii who said ordaining women was not possible because jesus chose only men as his apostles. >>> and finally, well, sometimes they are changing. this thanksgiving for the first time, you'll be able to do more than just call the butterball hot line for tips. you'll be able to text your question, as well. the hot line has fielded crazy one caller asking whether a turkey in her father's freezer since 1969 would need some extra time to thaw. no word on the answer to that. yep. t you know what, i feel like texting so 2015. my kids aren't going to get on board until you can snapchat your questions. they don't even text anymore. >> so passe. >> i didn't know there was a place to reach out to ask questions about the turkey. >> oh, yeah. >> that's great. i'm not cooking, though, that's the problem. >>> you know what is cooking, baseball, everybody. the chicago cubs pushing it to game seven. the sweetest words in sports. game seven, t.j. holmes, you're in the stadium where history will be made. what you got, my man? >

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say it is hell of for you may and recently had a number of disagreements on that have so the arab potionis but in some ways and is the reverse with president obama immediate need there was an attack that he would be a president only for the black americans. but he was very pressured how he would think age the issues of race and sometimes openly and aggressively of civil rights there is a little bit of that no question. but the years side of the coin is some ways we have accepted certain frames but not for a very long time. but to lead with and part of that was not the strategy that republicans keep talking about those of border terrorists in democratic presidents he can >> there was a lot and >> >> on policing anti-immigration and some of these issues that were also mentioned was jobs. they really need to do those so to bring those back to us civil-rights not falling into that original accusation that he would only be a prisoner for some americans and not others, it was how to frame certain things. and in many cases pieces of legislation is where we are lacking and you could see not just

there is a warning of potion russian hacks.ure the voting systems are protected. arizona and til now were hacked, information was stolen. typically the voting systems are not connected to the internet. and the fear is a country or disruptor could come in and knock a web site offline or put bogus polling up there to fake out the american people. stuart: so you are calming it down a little bit. in pennsylvania, this raided a second field office connected to a democrat organization. maybe we are being unfair, by the reminded us of how the infamous scream? 2004. people think it's terrible but i think it's funny. we'll show you both clips shortly. beautiful day in new york city. the last sunday before the election. it's marathon sunday in new york. that's a big deal. stuart: chelsea clinton will be in pennsylvania today. hillary needs a heavy turnout in and around the suburbs of pennsylvania. any idea of the turnout? >> reporter: a little bit of trouble here. i'll tell you the campaign here -- chelsea clintons coming this field offi

trump's lifts for several potions. no shortage of jobs to fill or candidates to fill in but the clock is counting down. >> wow. thank you. everyone's speculating this morning. >> we've been hearing it from a lot of our viewers this morning. donald trump had said he wanted to andre the swamp. washington is built on a swamp. he wants to get rid of those washington insider, e those people who have been part of the establishment for so long. the reince priebus argument, a lot of people are saying, no, no, no, we want an outsider. >> how do you know where the andre is? it has to be someone from the outside who doesn't care about. >> most importantly you need someone in this position. you're talking about the chief of staff, the most important role of the entire cabinet because they have the most access to the president. when you're dealing with someone like mr. trump, you need someone that he'd listen to. kellyanne conway has been tossed around but she came on board when no one knew where it was going. she stayed stable ups

potion that will turn you back. i already know how to do that. do it without the use of your finger. you're not getting a tip. it's in case you're lost in an unknown land your finger's broken and you need to become an animal to survive. how many witches has this happened to? one, and slow bob has never been the same since. now, here's your list mostly plants. tropical plants, which would explain florida. exactly. you only have until the end of today to complete this critical test. you fail it, and you won't get your witch's license. that means no rides. great. why don't you just take me to paris and not let me eat the food? this is so amazing. this tree has 325 animals carved into it. one of them looks like ed asner. i wonder where sabrina is. service licorice did she order? never mind. hey, harvey. you sure look nice today. thanks. especially by comparison. the jungle cruise wants its shrunken head back. i'm sorry. that's your actual head. how's it feel being unpopular in a tropical setting? so... ready to explore?

i'm trying to find a potion that will make zelda realize how awful willard really is. then she'll break up with him, and he can get back to the painful, but necessary task of getting over me. i know a little other realm candy shop that sells the best annoyance amplifying sweets around. that's perfect. zelda eats a chocolate and willard's annoying qualities will be amplified. it's yours. i know a cat who needs cereal. yes. i'd like to order a one-pound box of your annoyance amplifier chocolates. yeah. i'll take, uh... some "his voice makes my skin crawl" and give me four of "he dresses like a pka band leader." throw in a couple "he smells like feet." you got that? okay. you do deliver, right? oh, that long, huh? that was awkward. throne. throne. throne. mr. kraft is a golf ball. that's goof ball. throne. throne. so i guess your coalition of freaks and nerds never materialized. well, don't you worry. they will. this is all my fault. my poetry stunk. no, no, no. no, no, no. no, this is all your fault. you bought all those votes. i bought them fair and square. why don't yo

you don't cook up potions in a black cauldron? that one we do. this is amazing. you just point and stuff happens? that's the technical definition. oh, can we point at stuff now? you bet. shh. isn't he that weird lunch lady? i'd like you to meet my quizmaster. isn't this great? i can show her all my magic. not all your magic-- you need a ticket each time you use magic with a mortal. this one's for the sweater. why do i need tickets? experience has taught us that mortals don't have a lot of restraint when it comes to magic, or firearms. quiz you later. pop out the way you popped in with all that lightning and smoke stuff. you see what i mean? i blame television. it's pointin' time. ( screams ) ? breakin' all the rules when we get together ? ? anything at all, are you ready to do? ? ? just me and you ? ? ooh ? ? breakin' all the rules when we get together ? ? anything at all ? ? are you ready to do? ? ? breakin' all the rules we can break ? ? just me and you ? ? ooh ? i've discovered the cure. eureka. it's all in this little tablet. just give it to me. testing, one,