watch it mondays at 8:00 on the cw network, please say hello to rachel bloom. rachel, i feel like i know you because there was a huge billboard of you right across the reet from us. >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: you would watch us as we came into work and left every morning. >> they let me install camameras in each of the eyes so i really was watching you. yeah. >> jimmy: your show is very funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i have to say it's not the kind of thing if it was described to me i would ever consider watching. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's so good. it's so funny. and you won a golden globe for it which is pretty fantastic. >> i did. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so for those who have not seen the show yet explain what the crazy part is of the craz ex-glfriend. >> it's about -- when we were pitching the show we call the it ally mcbeal meets flight of the conchords and that seemed to sell the show. person who's spent her life doing what's expected of her. she's about to get a big promotion at a law firm. in that moment she's kind of having a crisis. she d

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i hope you had a good weekend. i tell you something, i had a weird thing happen to me last night. i was on the phone, which is weird for me to start. i don't talk on the phone much. pacing around the kitchen. when i'm on the phone i pace like a rat in some kind of a habit trail. i pace and i eat. i don't think about it, i eat it. i ate a banana, ate peanut butter, got another banana, put peanut but over that. i spotted mints on the counter. put a few in my mouth. it tasted not so great. i looked at the container, they were not mints, they were chewable bonene, the sea sickness medication. i ate like six of them. i ate so many i could go on a teacup ride on the high seas and i wouldn't feel a thing. it's a good lesson, look at things before

we'll be right back with rachel bloom! so my kids don't have to forage, got two jobs to pay a mortgage, and i've also got a brain. life's short, talk is cheap. still don't think i've got a brain? who'll step up when kind of brain? a degree is a degree. you're gonna want someone like me. but only if you have a brain. n, i might just chill tonight. puppymonkeybaby... puppymonkeybaby... puppymonkeybaby... puppy... ...monkey... ...baby ...puppymonkeybaby..... dad, you can just drop me off right here. oh no, i'll take you up to the front of the school. that's where your friends are. seriously, it's, it's really fine. you don't want to be seen with your dad? no, it's..no.. oh, there's tracy.horn honking ] [ forward collision warning ] bye dad! it brakes when you don't. the newly redesigned volkswagen passat.t now you can get a $1,000 presidents' on new 2015 or 2016 passat, jetta, or tiguan models. from anywhere. the microsoft cloud allows world dramatically. it wasn't too long ago it would take two weeks to sequence and analyze

samsung. >> jimmy: thanks to aaron paul, thanks to rachel bloom. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first it's mashup monday. here with the songs "get down tonight" and "bright lights, bigger city" kceelo & the sunshine band. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen you have myself cee lo green and the legend kc and the sunshine band are you ready to party! baby baby let's get together honey honey me and you and do the things ah - do the things that we like to do make a little love get down tonight get down tonight do a little dance make a little love get down tonight get down tonight i been liling for the weekend but no not anymore cause here comes that familiar feeling that fridays famous for yeah i'm looking for some action and it's out there somewhere you cacafeel the electricity all in the evening air and it may just be more of the same but sometimes you wanna go where everyone knows your name so i i ess i'll have to wait and see but i'm just gonna let something brand new happen to me and it's alr

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine

ex-girlfriend" - the crazy ex-girlfriend herself - rachel bloom is here. then - it's mash-up monday - kc and the sunshine band team up with cee lo to form as kcee-lo and the sunshine band - from the samsung stage. tomorrow - from grey's anatomy, ellen pompeo. from "the walking dead" norman reedus. we'll have music from yo gotti featuring travis barker. and later this week - gordon ramsay, kelly ripa, billy brown - with music from wolfmother and tinashe and snakehips with chance the rapper. hold on, i need to take a drink out of my mug, my new mug. [ cheers and applause ] in case you're wondering why this is exciting, we learned tonight apparently talk show hosts from other countries travel with their own mugs. it's a lesson that -- [ cheers and applause ] -- that i was not aware of, that that was the thing to do. sunday night the oscars straight year - our annual post-show - "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars." we have a great big show in the works - with ben affleck, tracy morgan, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew broderick, nathan lane, henry cavill, je

. >> tonight aaron paul, rachel bloom. we recap the oh-oh, oh-oh oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-ooh, oh hearts are made for sharing. spread some sweetness with dunkin' donuts' cookie dough and brownie batter donuts. heart-shaped happiness too sweet not to share. america runs on dunkin'. look at health care through our eyes across 21 hospitals and over 450 community and research facilities, we're 61,000 people looking to not just raise our standard but raise the standard of health care. north shore-lij is now northwell health. look north. oh-oh, oh-oh oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-ooh, oh hearts are made for sharing. spread some sweetness with dunkin' donuts' heart-shaped happiness too sweet not to share. america runs on dunkin'. >>> new tonight, record producer dr. luke vehemently denying ke$ha's allegations that he raped her. dr. luke said he never raped ke$ha and never had sex with her and that she was like his little sister. he said her allegation is motivated by money. the singer sobbed in court as the judge refused to cancel her con

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom.s mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's jimmy kimmel!

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's jimmy kimmel!

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i hope you had a good weekend.d. i tell you something, i had a weird thing happen to me last night. i was on the phone, which is weird for me to start. i don't talk on the phone much. pacing around the kitchen. when i'm on the phone i pace like a rat in some kind of a habit trail. i pace and i eat. i don't think about it, i eat it. i ate a banana, ate peanut butter, got another banana, put peanut but over that. i spotted mints on the counter.

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i hope you had a good weekend. i tell you something, i had a weird thing happen to me last night. i was on the phone, which is weird for me to start. i don't talk on the phone much. pacing around the kitchen. when i'm on the phone i pace like a rat in some kind of a habit trail. i pace and i eat.

his guests tonight a aaron pa, rachel bloom and mashup nday from kcee-lo & the sunshine band.es at 4:30 with tamala edwards, matt o'donne, david murphy and karen rogers with traffic. team i'm jimardner, good ws" night. ♪

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's jimmy kimmel!

rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy.

. >> tonight aaron paul, rachel bloom. >>> new tonight, record producer dr. luke vehemently denying ke$ha's allegations that he raped her. dr. luke said he never raped ke$ha and never had sex with her and that she was like his little sister. he said her allegation is motivated by money. the singer sobbed in court as the judge refused to cancel her contract for dr. luke. >>> a dramatic jump in mastectomies over the past decade. even though breast cancer rates have stayed the same. the number of women getting mastectomies jumped by 36% from 2005 to 2013. double mastectomies more than tripled. doctors say they see more patients wanting to take extreme action even though it might not be necessary. >>> rob powers up next with sports. >> we'll start with basketball tonight. the knicks' season quickly slipping away. another ugly home game tonight. there was a question to answer. what could jimmer do? year steps on the court. plus, are the yankees getting closer to games left in the season, right? >> it's going to be a slow walk to the end here. they snapped the seve

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i hope you had a good weekend. i tell you something, i had a weird thing happen to me last night. i was on the phone, which is weird for me to start. i don't talk on the phone much. pacing around the kitchen. when i'm on the phone i pace like a rat in some kind of a habit trail.

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i hope you had a good weekend. i tell you something, i had a weird thing happen to me last night. i was on the phone, which is weird for me to start. i don't talk on the phone much. pacing around the kitchen. when i'm on the phone i pace like a rat in some kind of a habit trail. i pace and i eat. i don't think about it, i eat it. i ate a banana, ate peanut butter, got another banana, put peanut but over that. i spotted mints on the counter.

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom.sic from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i hope you had a good weekend. i tell you something, i had a weird thing happen to me last night. i was on the phone, which is weird for me to start. i don't talk on the phone much. pacing around the kitchen. when i'm on the phone i pace like a rat in some kind of a habit trail. i pace and i eat. i don't think about it, i eat it.

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i hope you had a good weekend. i tell you something, i had a weird thing happen to me last night. i was on the phone, which is weird for me to start. i don't talk on the phone much. pacing around the kitchen. when i'm on the phone i pace like a rat in some kind of a habit trail. i pace and i eat. i don't think about it, i eat it. i ate a banana, ate peanut butter, got another banana, put peanut but over that. i spotted mints on the counter. i shook one out and ate it. put a few in my mouth. it tasted not so great. i looked at the container, they

from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's jimmy kimmel!

rachel bloom, kelly ripa, norman reedis, music from yo gotti and wolf mother. our "jimmy kimmel after the oscars" biggest night of the year. our biggest night of the year. with ben affleck, tracy morgan, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew roderick and nathan lane, and many more surprises in store. it will be very strong show and your underwear and watch it. for five seasons our first guest has orchestrated and weaved her way through more political chicanery and sexual intrigue than bernie sanders and jeb bush combined. she plays crisis manager and olivia pope on "scandal" thursday nights at 9:00 on abc. please welcome kerry washington! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? good to see you. >> very good to see you, always nice to see you. >> jimmy: i like the dress, that's a dress if i was a woman, or just dressed like one, i would pick out for myself. >> that's very nice to say. are you making an announcement tonight? >> jimmy: well -- it is time, yes. it's something we've shared privately for years. >> yes. >> jimmy: how many times have you been on the