second, i'm not paul rudd. all right, i just kind of look like paul rudd.e. [ laughter ] >> yeah, you know, actually a lot of people say that i kind of look like paul rudd. >> seth: what? >> you don't look like paul rudd. [ laughter ] you look like a piece of [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: hey, man. paul, this is my audience. that's enough. that's enough. >> no! no! you're enough! [ laughter ] you're enough! [ laughter ] i want to see paul rudd come out right now, promote "ant-man," and then you and him are going to have some funny banter that'll make him look great. i'll set up a clip from the movie and then i'll be on my merry way. >> seth: wait, wait, wait, wait. you'll set up a clip? you'll set up a clip? >> no i mean he's gonna -- i mean i'll -- [ laughter ] uh -- i got to -- he's going to -- i just got to -- i mean -- hold on -- i just got to -- i just got to -- hold on -- i just got to -- wait. wait a minute. i just got -- hold on. hold on! i just -- i just -- you still look like [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: hey, no! t

paul rudd. paul rudd is an asshole. (cheers and applause) >> jon!nk you for the shoutout, buddy! really, this is the best asshole you could come up with? >> jon hey, klepper, i just (bleep) your man while your da dad watched. you piece of (bleep). trump 2016! (applause) i stand corrected. that guy's a real asshole. >> jon: i get it now, trump's campaign is a step forward for assholes everywhere. >> a giant leap for ass kind. let me tell you a story about a little boat. people used to say to me -- to him, little boy, you will never be president. you're way too big an asshole, jordan -- lilt boy. then he'd cry myself to sleep listening to nickel back. do you know who that little me was, jon? >> jon: it was you. no, it was me, jon, me! but today is a new day, not just for me but the little assholes at home sassing their underpaid cleaning woman, running the first puppy mill or clapping at the wrong parts of wall street, now those assholes can dream. so we say thank you donald trump for being such a tremendous asshole! >> jon: jordan, that was beautiful

rudd hayes after the war rudd hayes of course becomes president in the election of 1876.he rainy -- original hanging chad election. rutherford b. hayes promised when he ran he said i will serve one term. red haze "valley of the shadow" is the first to reform the civil service. he asked if they compromised but he dedicates the rest of his life to education for blacks and legal protections or them. he refuses to intervene on the side of the ownership until they start destroying property. by the time he's ready to leave office and ready for the next election he is loved by the american people. we don't see her with rutherford b. hayes now. this is the punchline in a late-night joke. he made one great mistake but he could have easily been reelected to but he's a politician for the rest of his life if he said i told the american people i would serve one term and i'm going home. andy went home. he dedicated the rest of his life to education for blacks and poor whites and was the highlight of his life was his small farm bailiff came to the end of his days in the soldiers love th

a lot of people still asking what happened to rely sha rudd, anything new about that?now that's a heart breaking case for many people. >> it's a heart breaking case. i think as you know the gray administration did a complete review of the issues and issued a set of recommendations. i actually walked through d.c. general with the director this past weekend and my first question is have we implemented all of the rudd recommendations and the answer is yes. >> good. >> so we -- i talked to staff about how we track an account for children at d.c. children. if they're in d.c. general, we need to know where that. >> don't get lost in the cracks. >> they will not get lost in the cracks and this is our goal 100% of the time. i think you know that we continue to search and that we will continue to do that. >> housing. you often said you can't -- about the housing program. when will people see that? >> every day. because we put out what we call a nofa -- a notice of funding ability for $100 billion. so we inherited a balance in the housing trust fund which our team is issuing eve

>> no, because -- because that -- >> star paul rudd? gets enough screen time we don't need to say his name any more. kennedy: bradley cooper. >> nominee, bradley cooper. kennedy: in your mind. >> we have won the same number of academy awards, and only one of us showed up on your show. there is no acting involved. kennedy: you don't like your character. >> i don't dislike my character, i have no character. kennedy: do you like. >> i am happy to be here, like you, i have a job, do you like this show, no you don't love your show. kennedy: i love this show. >> that is not what you told me. kennedy: i was honored to be mtv same time you were when you were start of the state. -- part of the state, most culli am not a statist, however, i loved and was impressed. >> you have an avowed communist like myself on your show. kennedy: are you a communist. >> no,. kennedy: what does bernie sanders do to your limb. >> i like ha he says, and like the way he say its. >> kennedy: we need a trillion dollar infrastructure program. >> yes, yes. >> does that

rudd is serving an eight month sentence after being accused of killing a former employer and possess is meth and marijuana. he was accused of drinking alcohol last month, a violation of that sentence. exclusive forecast. >> we will look at a morning where we have a beautiful sunrise in progress this morning around the area. it will be a nice day. it will be a hot day today. with the humidity this afternoon, it could be uncomfortable. low humidities, temperatures in really nice. we will be looking at a little bit of a humid start from the a morning. a temperature now around 76 degrees. humidity is dry. 56% is for the morning hours pretty dry. a southwest wind which helps with that and yesterday's high 87 to 89 around the area. normal high 84. nice weather today. no rain yesterday. sun officially up this morning before 6:00 and sets just after 8:00. we are looking at 70 around white plains. 77 laguardia to start the day. 68 down the jersey shore. 63 poughkeepsie and over to monticello. association with a southwest wind that will make it a little cooler, better feel on the south facing

vacation a distant second, and superhero film, ant-man," your favorite movie of all time, starring paul rudd rounds out the top three. >> i saw it, it's entertaining. usually -- >> you liked it? >> it was good. >> you got to see it. >> we'll see. >> that's all for us, and today in new york starts at 4:30. >> sports final is next with bruce. take it away. >> all right. thank you very much, lynda and rob. welcome to the show. the football season is underway. we'll talk about the first few days, anything but boring for the giants an jets. plus, american pharaoh this afternoon, to compete, and you know what, the superstar's jockey, victor espinosa is live in the studio tonight. we have a packed show. tonight, we start with the mets, and what has been a wild week probably the wildest week in franchise history. from suspensions to trades, from tears to cheers, to tonight's crucial game with the nationals. the amazings with a kmans chance to tie for first place in the nl east. the field packed tonight, it's been like that all weekend with the mets trailing 1-0 in the third. curtis granderson goes y

. >> no, because i make my wife make out with paul rudd every three years. (laughter).rs and applause) >> larry: if he saw your spouse's name how would you react? >> i'd say ah-ha. larry: hmm. if you saw a friend of yours under would you tell the person? >> it's not my business. i'm not getting involved in that. >> larry: would you, rachel? he's not a -- yeah, if it was anybody i cared about, i'd let them know. it's not just that they're cheating. that's the thing about a dirtbag. god knows what can happen. >> are really attracted to women. (laughter) your relationship is not open. >> i feel like me and 50's life are very different. (laughter) >> i can appreciate these things. >> larry: can relate to everything you're saying -- i can relate to everything you're saying, 50. (laughter) you can't even say it. he can't even say it. we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) so, you're saying we can't use these inner tubes in the pool? sorry sir it's hotel policy. is it really hotel policy? i'm afraid so sir. do it. how about now? i deserve this. you deserve to be fired. fou

"vacation" earned $9 million and paul rudd's "ant man" brought in almost $8 million. i'm betty nguyen. thanks for joining us. "way too early" starts right now. >>> gun shots in ferguson, missouri, overnight as demonstrations to mark one year since michael brown's death turn violent. >>> donald trump once again on defense, refusing to apologize for comments about debate moderator megyn kelly that many say were misogynistic. >>> and bernie sanders gets his largest crowd yet. wait till you see what happened just the day before when protesters took over his event. >>> 5:30 on the east coast. 2:30 out west. this is "way too early", the show that keeps going no matter the disruption. >>> good morning, everyone. it's monday, august 10th. i'm ayman mohyeldin. we begin with breaking news in ferguson, missouri, demonstrations to mark one year since michael brown's death turned violent. rolling when gun shots rang out. >> this is a good area to be in. step over here. [ gunshots ] >> fighting. there's like a million shots going off. >> we've got to go. >> we've got to go.

parsul rudd, bradley cooper. [ laughter ] >> seth: reall bad, yea a >> but this is an attractive man here. >> seth: yeah, that's a really attractive man who has not aged one day. [ cheers and applause ] now are you -- was it exciting for you to go back to this character like 15 years later? >> well, no, i didn't care about the character at all. what's weird about my character, everybody else in the show has lixke stuff that they're doing. like, my -- the entire reason for me to be there is to have sex with bradley cooper and nothing else. >> seth: yes. >> and in the movie we do. >> seth: and this is the movie from 15 years ago. you were like an earlier adopter of bradley cooper being a hot dude. >> the earliest. >> seth: way before he was famous. od, i brokefuim in. >> seth: yes. [ laughter ] first on the scene. you were an angel investor in bradley cooper. >> "american sniper" doesn't happen without me. >> seth: right? [ laughter ] clint eastwood watched your sex scene and said, "him." >> he definitely didn't say, "him." it was great. you know, it's the same thing, it's just like wo

more legal trouble for ac/dc drummer phil rudd. >> pleaded not guilty for allegedly breaking rules of the home detenge by drinking alcohol. last month sentenced to eight months threatening to kill a former employee and possessing marijuana and montana. 61-year-olds can face jail time now. ac/dc is on tour without him. >> female cast members from upcoming "ghostbusters" remake paid a visit to the boston hospital. >> kate and leslie jones arrived in full kos too many they visited some sick kids and cast brought along their famous proton pack did you didn't need them ben. due to hit theaters next summer. >> looks nice. all right. we hope you have a nice monday. >> i heap you do as well. >> we will see you back here 4:30. >> we will. ben you have a wonderful day. >> thank you. >> go mets. [laughter] you're finally here. long way from the sandlot. first game in the majors? you don't know "aarp". because this family is enjoying a cross-country baseball stadium trip they planned online at aarp travel. it's where your journey begins with inspiration, planning, booking, and hot travel tips fro

today, "ant-man" star paul rudd, and from the movie "trainwreck" bill hader.sney-abc domestic television] now here are emmy winners kelly ripa and michael strahan. [music playing] kelly: yeah. thank you. michael: yo. kelly: hello!

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. >> more offed to rudds headlines.ors are trying again to convict oscar pistorius for killing his model girlfriend. he says he shot reeva steenkamp by mistake, he said he thought she was an intruder, he is set to transfer to house arrest this friday after doing ten months behind bars. >> an earthquake hit the san francisco bay area in the middle of a local tv weather report. >> everyone -- my gosh week having an earthquake, my goodness, my goodness. >> a 4-point0. no word of any serious damage or injuries there. >>> a bear tried to get into a condo in idaho through the cat door. the owner says the bear -- the same bear broke into the place last week but this time, it picked the4ó wrong door. the news continues with shepard smith right after this. >> a terror suspect in upstate new york pleading not guilty to charges he pledged allegiance to the islamic state and plotted to join the group. the guy is 44 years old, appeared in buffalo in federal court. his lawyer says he question his client's mental health. the fed says

nbc sent out this tweet today announcing that john rudd knit ski will join the long-running sketch comedyshow. he's 25-year-old standup comedian from new jersey who won a college comedy contest back in 2012. he retweeted nbc's announcement and said joining the show is a lifetime dream. >>> we are working several developing stories in the newsroom right now. there were two murders and several shootings in the district during this weekend's all hands on deck initiative. now the pressure is mounting for leaders to do something to stop the murders. now, despite this weekend's shootings, d.c. police say overall, violent crime is down when compared to this same weekend last year. mark segraves has been dig nothing these numbers a -- digging into these numbers and has more in ten minutes. >>> more on the search for a missing george washington university student. nick upton was swimming near cape town yesterday and was pulled from shore by a rip current. upton is a junior and was in south africa studying. >>> developing now in texas, the man accused of killing a deputy bucks in court in shackles.

tonight, paul rudd, from "hudson valley ballers," writers paula pell, and james anderson, music from anderson east, featuring the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers! fr>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. good to hear. now as you heard yesterday, president obama announced a big clear deal with iran and it turns out now that some economic sanctions are being lifted, iranian citizens are apparently clamoring. clamoring for western products like iphonhs. and im thinking we should have just sent them iphphes in the fiilrst place. then they'd never get any work done on a nuclear weapon. [ laughter and applause ] never. "no. no, i can't do that now, i'm doing candy crush. no, you build the centrifuge. i'm doing this. i'm on 800. it's a good level. it's a level. [ light laughter ] i don't want to explain it to you now. i just got this." light laughter ] bernie sanders, we're all familiar with bernie sanders. he is running for president and his campaign rep

. >> and rudd necessary at work. the negativity can put you in >>> the woman behind an embryo battle is speaking to abc news. her and her husband decided to get married in 2010 after knowing each other almost two decades. weeks before the wedding breast cancer diagnosis. before treatment five embryos were frozen. eight years later the marriage didn't work out and they got divorced. lee wants the embryos but finley is arguing saying the embryos would be destroyed if the couple split should be a legally binding document. >> it's so personal. and from a friend that i trusted for so long. it's really disappointing. >> he is afraid that lee will finally manipulate the situation if she winds up having the children. lee says if she winds up pregnant with the embryos, he wouldn't have to support them or be a part of their lives. >> a big talker. >>> rudeness is a disease and something your coworkers may be carriers. >> reachers at the university of florida found workplace rudeness is contagious according to the study. rude b

great guests like paul rudd denis leary, and the winner, ricky gervais. >> pandas are one of the most're all rushing 'round going, let's save the panda, let's save the panda, but they're not meeting us halfway. (laughter) they're not having sex, so that's what's, that's fundamental to surviving, you have to... when did they stop having sex? (laughter) what are they so... middle class bohemians going, "we're not going to have children." (laughter) why, just... they tried to show them porn to get them... >> jon: pandas? >> yeah. >> jon: panda, panda porn or porn porn? >> oh, i assume it's pandas as opposed to two humans. (laughter) >> jon: it really is, at least for me, if it's not pandas (bleep), it's nothing to me. (laughter) it's gotta, it's got to be panda, it's got to be panda porn. >> yeah, exactly. you go in there and you go "have you got something else? you might wanna have a look at that. (laughter) raccoons. everything. (laughter) >> jon: let me just ask you this: what is this? (laughter) because i don't, i don't... what is because i... and this isn't, again... i'm not gonna p

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