"jimmy kimmel live," sarah jessica parker. >> have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- sarah jessica parker. from "black-ish," daveed diggs. and music from dan and shay. and now, and why not -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i don't want to spoil the mood but here's a warning. on do any of you go online? oh, good. it's a tech-savvy group. then you probably know. every year intel comes out with a list of the most dangerous celebrities. these are people who in you search for them online you're most at risk for getting a virus or malware or the mumps. this year the most dangerous celebrity to search is amy schumer. justin bieber is number two. and number three is carson daly. which a lot of -- i know carson, i tell you something, once we were at a restaurant, there was no ketchup on the table, he murdered the waiter. [ laughter ] this was at brunch. he's a dangerous guy. last year i was the 26th most dangerous. before that, in 2014, i was num

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on gym he kimmel live -- on "jimmy kimmel live," sarah jessica parker. >> have a good night. >> dickyfrom hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- sarah jessica parker. from "black-ish," daveed diggs. and music from dan and shay. and now, and why not -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i don't want to spoil the mood but here's a warning. on do any of y

jimmy's guest, sarah jessica parker. "action news" continues at 4:30 with pamela edwards. e entire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner. good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- sarah jessica parker. from "black-ish," daveed diggs. and music from dan and shay. and now, and why not -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i don't want to spoil the mood but here's a warning. on do any of you go online?

tonight -- sarah jessica parker. from "black-ish," daveed diggs. and music from dan and shay. and now, and why not -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i don't want to spoil the mood but here's a warning.

this is very exciting you're in the new hbo sarah jessica parker show "divorce." >> yes, yes. >> seth: so tel us about that. sarah jessica parker. tracy letts plays my husband. thomas haden church, talia balsam, an amazing cast. it's created by sharon horgan. it's about marriages and all kinds of things and people questioning their own marriages. it's a i would say a dramedy. it's really good, it's really juicy. it's a show i would definitely watch. >> seth: that's great. >> yeah. >> seth: that's very high praise. >> yes. >> seth: and you --i know it's about people in different stages of you know divorce and trying to date again and you used to work for a dating service. >> seth: so what was your role at the -- because this is back when technology was different. this is not online dating. >> no it was years ago where they would have people could would come in to this dating service and they would video tape themselves and then they would request girls that they were interested in and then they would call to see if that girl responded back. >> seth: girls would be shown their videotape

this is very exciting you're in the new hbo sarah jessica parker show "divorce." >> yes, yes. >> seth: so tel us about that. >> that's a great show with sarah jessica parker. tracy letts plays my husband. thomas haden church, talia ls it's created by sharon horgan. it's about marriages and all kinds of things and people questioning their own marriages. it's a i would say a dramedy. it's really good, it's really juicy. it's a show i would definitely watch. >> seth: that's great. >> yeah. >> seth: that's very high praise. >> yes. >> seth: and you --i know it's about people in different stages of you know divorce and trying to date again and you used to work for a dating service. >> i did. >> seth: so what was your role at the -- because this is back they would have people could would come in to this dating service and they would video tape themselves and then they would request girls that they were interested in and then they would call to see if that girl responded back. >> seth: girls would be shown their videotape. >> they would be shown the guys video or whatever. and then if they c

you know who is back on tv, sarah jessica parker. >> the new show on hbo called "divorce." she is going through a very nasty divorce from her husband played by thomas hayden church and molly shannon who plays her best frie >> can we talk music? >> sean mendez has his new album called "illuminate." he is a respectable young kid, not getting himself in trouble. i like this kid a lot. >> and rick ashley. >> his record has already gone to number one in england. i think he looks like $1 million. >> he is a kid. >> karger, thank you. style makeover. >> if i can help you take this to a 10, would you be interested? interested? i used to blame the weather for my frizz. turns out my curls needed to be stronger to fight back. pantene's pro-v formula makes my curls so strong* they can dry practically frizz free.** because strong is beautiful. if you haven't heard the news, prepare to flip out. introducing new capri sun organic. made with no artificial colors, flavors or preservatives and one serving of fruit, the sensational news? new lash sensational luscious mascara from maybelline n

i also want -- you're in the new show on hbo called "divorce," sarah jessica parker's returned to hbo. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and that's going to be fantastic. >> i know. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's october 9th. sunday, october 9th at 10:00 p.m. on hbo. sarah jessica parker back on hbo. >> she's amazing. i know. >> jimmy: with molly shannon. oh come on i can't wait to watch. >> i know, and i get to be in new york city, because i live in l.a. but i love any excuse to come and work in new york city. >> jimmy: iit >> it's the best. >> jimmy: you're so busy that you come up with this thing called the bed seven. >> yes. >> jimmy: i've never heard of this. and this is going to sweep the nation. what is bed seven? >> bed seven is something i invented. it's when you feel kind of stressed out. >> jimmy: yeah. >> like, this summer i was doing, like, seattle film festival, nantucket film festival, promoting the movie, busy with the kids, hosting camps, driving, and i remember getting to seattle, and i was like, oh, my god, i need a bed seven. and i always tell makeup artists and hair stylists that

tonight -- sarah jessica parker. from "black-ish," daveed diggs. and music from dan and shay. and now, and why not -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i don't want to spoil the mood but here's a warning. on do any of you go online?

red lipstick and then wipes it off and applies lipgloss to make her i - - her eyes look and sarah jessica parker lately sprays the clothes in her closet with perfume, when the model is basically empty, she pours the remainder on 218 should - - on a t-shirt or a dress. >> wash your face even if you are tired, mary j bly dash says she never goes a night without washing her face, and you have to get all of the dirt and the makeup out of the porous, no matter what. on his feet! he has tied the record in one game. and it is taught by fitzgerald. another amazing catch. a spectacular touchdown and a spectacular career. >> time to play everyone - - guessing game. and if larry is really playing his final season of the year, none of us believe that is true, true, but would he be an instant hall of famer? >> he could quit tomorrow and he would be a slamdunk verse about hall of famer. this is his 13th season and here are his numbers. 187 games, 1000 receptions, 13,000 yards, and years left on the contract. it is true, he is chasing jerry rice and his numbers and he will have to play beyond his current contr

tonight -- sarah jessica parker. from "black-ish," daveed diggs. and music from dan and shay. and now, and why not -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i don't want to spoil the mood

tonight -- sarah jessica parker. from "black-ish," daveed diggs. and music from dan and shay. and now, and why not -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i don't want to spoil the mood

tonight -- sarah jessica parker. from "black-ish," daveed diggs. and music from dan and shay. and now, and why not -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i don't want to spoil the mood but here's a warning. on do any of you go online?

tonight -- sarah jessica parker. from "black-ish," daveed diggs. and music from dan and shay. and now, and why not -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i don't want to spoil the mood but here's a warning.

jimmy's guest, sarah jessica parker. "action news" continues at 4:30 with pamela edwards. now for the entire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner. good nigh

tonight -- sarah jessica parker. from "black-ish," daveed diggs. and music from dan and shay. and now, and why not -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i don't want to spoil the mood but here's a warning. on do any of you go online? oh, good.

sarah jessica parker, 46. everyone s--everyone tells me she has a great body. she looks like she's hit the wall and then kept running into it over and over. sharon stone. i'm going to say this on television. i hate this woman. i h-- i hate everything about her. i hate what she stands for. i disagree with every view she's ever had. that being said, she's beautiful, and i would probably have sex with her. brooke-- no! ugh. by the way, i w-- i want to go back on, uh, uh, sharon stone. uh, i--in my head i'm like, "you said you would." i don't think-- i wouldn't have sex with her. sharon stone is a n-- back to a "no." and you're--brooke, you will always be a "no." oh, queen elizabeth? that one's interesting. i'd love to hear the conversation. "did you guys hear who daniel just fucked?" "no, who?" "queen elizabeth." "really?" "yep, fucked queen elizabeth." "are they dating?" "don't know." all right, i think what we've learned from this bit is that i would never have sex with any woman over the age of 40. but i don't want you guys to freak out, okay? don't feel bad li

tonight -- sarah jessica parker. from "black-ish," daveed diggs. and music from dan and shay. and now, and why not -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i don't want to spoil the mood but here's a warning.

tonight -- sarah jessica parker. from "black-ish," daveed diggs. and music from dan and shay. and now, and why not -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i don't want to spoil the mood but here's a warning.

you know who is back on tv, sarah jessica parker. >> the new show on hbo called "divorce." she is going through a very nasty divorce from her husband played by thomas hayden church it is a comedy but not a breezy comedy. and molly shannon who plays her best friend. she is fantastic. >> can we talk music? >> sean mendez has his new album called "illuminate." he is a respectable young kid, not getting himself in trouble. i like this kid a lot. >> and rick ashley. >> his record has already gone to number one in england. i think he looks like $1 million. >> he is a kid. >> karger, thank you. >> could you be our fan of the will lilliana gives two women a style makeover. >> if i can help you take this to a 10, would you be interested? try new alka-seltzer heartburn relief gummies. they don't taste chalky and work fast. mmmm. incredible. can i try? she doesn't have heartburn. new alka seltzer heartburn relief gummies. enjoy the relief. ? ? one day a rider made a decision. he decided to save money by switching his motorcycle insurance to geico. there's no shame in saving money. rid

you have also a new tv series, iv >> you get to play sarah jessica parker's besty. and i would like to be her besty in real life. tell me about the show. >> the show is called "divorced" and i play her best friend and it explores marriages and people look at their own marriages and my particular character is in a push/pull relationship with my husband. the show is excellent. so juicy. sarah jessica parker is a delight. i feel like a fan who won a part she comes on-set. and she's so pretty and look at her sparkly shoes. everything you would want her to be and more. >> i would want to one-click everything she is wearing and i love how they describe the first episode. something juicy happens at your house. and that's where this whole thing starts. >> yes. >> but i guess you're not going to tell us what that juicy thing is. >> no, i can't. you'll have to tune in october. >> molly shannon, thank you. >> and "other people" opens in >> and itunes, as well. and "divorced" october 9th. >> what a pleasure! you look fabulous. >> thank you. oh, my goodness. we're on the path th