black people go, "hot sauce, hoat sauce, hot sauce." someone is running into the house, "i forgot my hot sauce." "you ain't going to meet no white people today." you never know, white people be inviting you all time. and they insist. and next thing you know i'm in the house eating some bland couscous. give me my hot sauce, baby. give me my hot sauce." but you realize, hillary had the hot sauce thing way before beyonce did. hillary got cheated on and stuck with her man way before beyonce did. if anything, beyonce stole "lemonade" from her. hillary is living the black experience. i don't know why more people can't see it. look at her outfits. she dresses like a black preacher. in fact, in fact, when hillary's at the pulpit, she even speaks like the anointed. >> i don't feel no ways tired. i come too far from where i started from. >> trevor: amen, hillary! amen! ( cheers and applause ) amen! preach! if you think about it, hillary would make a great preacher. she's always telling us to believe. she has a ton of money but she's always asking

instead of vietnamese rooster sauce -- we're monkey sauce. we're monkey sauce!o dan, we just saw a picture of you

the sauce, yeah this one, amazing sauce. - amazing? - yeah, it's got spicy soy sauce where you cannot find anywhere, this my mom recipe. - i saw your mom in the kitchen. when she cooks she cooks so fast, so beautifully too. - she's 72. - 72? - [amy] yeah, that's how old. - [david] does your mother go back and forth to washington d.c. then? - [amy] yes. - [david] she does. id] when she leaves you must cry. - [amy] yeah, my sister will take care of you. - let me down my muscles, i just want to show you guys, the menu is great but there is to-go menu. and you should get one of these, can you get this online too, online? - yes, yes. - go online, that way when you drive out here, you can pick up all this beautiful food here. and what's great about it too is you get to take a look at it, because i go to a restaurant, i don't understand, and i always want what the next guy orders on the next table, because i never know what to order. - yeah. - but you can help us, right? - yes, all the server we have experience, and experience with customer,

even cook mac and cheese from dry right in its own sauce. delicious!

- we're really known for our barbecue sauces. - oh, okay. we do a barbecue sauce bar, where we put maybe 8, 10, 12 barbecue sauces out to sample for the summer. - [natalie] got some cool ones, maker's mark. (laughs) - [karen] actually this sells a lot. - [natalie] does it? the maker's mark does? - [karen] these two are new, both have bacon in them. - what do you have behind us here? is this tea? - [karen] this is all loose tea. (phone rings) - [natalie] do you hear that phone ringing off the hook constantly? - [karen] yeah, i'm afraid. - that is how popular you are. - no, it's just-- - that's how it is here. so what's with the tea? en] well they're loose teas. we sell them in little packages like this, they are actually located in the blue air seals that are way over there. we have an assortment from caffeine free, herbals. - they smell so good. - yeah, the black mango's incredible to smell. we do have a chai, we have some white teas, we have the new matcha that everyone wants. - [natalie] what is that? - matcha. actually, i'm taking it, it does give you more energy. - [natalie] really?

now comes the peanut butter sauce. >> i've never heard of peanut butter sauce. >> like a thai. >> it's half cup creamy peanut butter, quarter cup of brout, two tablespoons of soy sauce. if you want a little bit of hot sauce, i put it in there. all you do is you mix and mix and mix and you're going to get this creamy, dreamy sauce. you're going to go ahead and dip that in there. it is very kiss-friendly as well. how's about a full serving of this is only 170 calories? for birthday cake. >> it's a birth caday cake! >> it's your birthday. >> and it's smokin'! >> happy birthday. >> thank you. >> when you eat healthy, there's always room for cake. i love you had no idea. you didn't see the flaming cake over there? >> noing! nothing! i was fixated on the re >> we love you so much. you can find joy's recipe today.com/food. >>> now let's do a little weather for you. your election day forecast, record highs in the pacific northwest, heavy rain down through texas into the gulf warming up along the eastern seaboard. plenty of sunshine along the west coast. for tomorrow we expect to see more sunsh

what to do with your bread rolls...and cranberry sauce. it's a dilemma every year.what do we do with all of that leftover food after thanksgiving? josh garcia of miracle mile deli is ready to offer some miracle mile deli is locally owned and located at 4433 n 16th street in phoenix left over bread rolls? save them for sliders the next day! we all love our bread to go with our thanksgiving meal! surely you are going to have some of those bread rolls leftover too.. save those bread rolls and use them to make "turkey sliders" with your leftover turkey, cranberry sauce, add some swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion.... perhaps even a "stuffing pancake"! lots of cranberry sauce leftover and you're sick of it? use it as a to it and make a cranberry mustard or use some heavy mayo and create a cranberry mayo. seems simple... and it is... but it will give you another spin on a turkey day classic that you can add to other home cooked dishes and still stick with the holiday themes. glendale glitters lights up your holiday season november 25, all the

it looks like cranberry sauce. when people slice into it, no. >> that's not a prank. that's dessert. >> he also has another look at that jell-o in that wine glass. >> brilliant. i can see a few people in my funny. yeah, yeah, real funny, now pour me a real glass of wine. >> prepare your turkey, put the stuffing in, once it's baked, take the stuffing out. >> then take an unopened bag of stuffing from a box, stick it inside the turkey, and present it at the table. >> then he says you're supposed to pretend you followed the directions. the directions said put it in the turkey. >> by that point, charity will introduce maybe the new wife or new husband. say, they were in charge of the stuffing. >> throw them under the bus. >> there's one more that people may want to try. what you do is you pretend to order pizza. >> secretly place an order for 20 pizzas, but do it just loud enough so people overhear you. what you do is you already have a cousin or another friend who's coming to the party later knock on the door about 20 minutes later. act as if that's the pizza delivery. >

do you like -- i love cranberry sauce. >> steve: do you really? >> jimmy: do you put it on sandwiches after? >> steve: no. i refuse to. >> jimmy: "no, i refuse. i have a" -- >> steve: "i make myself" -- >> jimmy: "a special sandwich" -- >> steve: "made with home-made mayonnaise." >> jimmy: "home-made mayonnaise and aioli, saffron aioli." >> steve: "aioli, and i whipped that with an immersion blender." >> jimmy: yeah, so i don't do the mayonnaise. i do, i do -- >> steve: i know. you don't like mayonnaise. i love mayo. >> jimmy: i do the turkey. i do the turkey. i do the stuffing. >> steve: yep. >> jimmy: and then, i do cranberry sauce that acts as the mayonnaise. 'cause it's fun. >> steve: i usually take -- i usually take -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and, then i put -- i put -- >> steve: a hamburger on top of it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. no, then just toast. up. >> jimmy: does everyone toast it? [ audience yells no ] that's what i'm saying. see, that's where we switched it up. >> steve: yeah, you switch it up. >> jimmy: do you remember when i was on

and the cranberry sauce. sean: what is the cranberry sauce all about? helen: we make it just basically boiling down whole cranberries, sweet. sean: what is this over here? helen: this is our homemade stuffing, our roasted turkey breast, the egg with homemade holiday sauce and stuff. sean: i would imagine you are leaving happy. i have had pancakes before. this is a little different. helen: we do a variety of pancakes. this is our bacon pancakes, we call it. cooked in to the pancake batter. we talked it up with bacon crumbles. our bacon is local, we cut it nice and thick. and we top it off with a homemade -- sean: whoa. that looks so good. the looks delicious. helen: we are open tuesday through friday, 7:30 to 2:00, saturday & from 8:00 to 2:00. williams from 2 home cooks. there's a path that takes you further in life. a breakthrough way of learning that prepares you for an ever-changing world. plymouth state's integrated clusters approach lets you follow your own path, not someone else's. it gives you choices within your degree. open labs. real-world exp

the spicy red chili sauce will be added to the big mac sauce. you'll also be able to get it on the side if you need a little extra, or if you'd rather have it with fries or your nuggets. so this is interesting: sriracha has been labeled the "go-to" condiment for millenials, but only one in five millenials have tried a big mac. so this may be a people in the door. this burger has already been tested in l-a, san diego and seattle. you can try it now in 126 restaurants in ohio and if the test goes well, it may be rolled out across the country. of miami you have to see out this morning. it captures the moment a brave nine-year-old boy catches his one- year-old brother from rolling off the changing table. just before he hits the ground, his brother catc the boys' mom says she had turned away for one second. she says her son just so happened to walk into the room at the time his brother began falling. the family hopes that by sharing this video, it will be a reminder to others to be extra careful. newspaper tease: tampa bay times and tampa bay times a

russia moves to block a social special sauce is being replaced by spicy sriracha. jill wagner is at the new york stock exchange with that and more. >>> russia is trying to pull the plug on its linked-in users. a regulator today asked them to block a website. a court ruled it doesn't store their personal information inside data and that violates the russian law. foreign companies. >>> stocks were mixed on wall street. banks gave up some of the big gains they made following the election. the dow snapped its seven-day winning streak, losing 55 points. the s&p finished three points lower but the nasdaq gained nearly 19. >>> two research firms expect healthy growth this holiday shopping season. the national retail federation predicts sales november and december period will rise 3.6% to nearly 656 billion dollars. >>> com score forecast that ne as 19%. spending on cybermonday, the monday after thanksgiving, is expected to be 3.5% higher than last year. it is typically the busiest online shopping day of the year. >>> a large reserve of oil and natural gas has been discove

like the cranberry sauce, out of the can with the rings on it. i want to see that thing on the plate. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: me, too. that's my favorite. >> nah, that's the worst. when you hear they're adding blackberries, or something like that. that's the five worst words i can hear from anybody, is that we made our own stuffing. i don't want to hear that. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yes. stuffing? come on. i mean, the people at stove-top, they know what they're doing. let them do it. [ cheers and applause ] honestly, every day for 100 years, these people drive to a building that says stouffer's on it. they go in there, and they make stuffing all day long. and you in your little kitchen in wankankama, are going to try to bang out some stuffing [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: wankankama. >> it's literally, that's like me going -- you know what? i'm gonna go into the olympics next year. i'm gonna be the one -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so, yeah. what are you gonna to do? >> ah, it doesn't matter. i'll figure it out w

people love chicken sandwiches... and nashville-style hot sauce... wait! what if i put them together?! my new nashville hot chicken filet, topped with hot sauce and pickles, on toasted sourdough bread. i'll call it the nashville hot chicken sandwich! boom. someone got that, right? nashville hot chicken. hot sauce and pickles. ashville hot chicken sandwich. boom. good work everyone. another winner. introducing the nashville hot chicken sandwich. may not be alone in its use of emissions rigging software. that scandal cost volkswagon 15- billion- dollars in settlements with the government. now, california regulators have reportedly discovered a new and different kind of emissions rigging software on audi cars with diesel and gasoline engines... which let them cheat pollution tests. audi and u-s regultors are not commenting./// ((kirsten joyce)) >>> if you're one of those people who put a thousand dollars down fo don't expect to enjoy free 'super charging' like current owners have. tesla says it is phasing out free use of its super charger network. those are t

sorry. >> imagine if you have that car and hot sauce in the bag, swag. all right. so at the l.a. show, storm troopers helping unveil the rogue 1 edition of the nissan rogue suv, only building 5,000 of them, in black or white, each numbered with a special emblem, and buyers get a replica death trooper helmet debuting in the >> what do you want more? the sriacha car? >> you just want the hot sauce. >> it's in the bag. >> the beyonce pun. >> yes. >>> coming up, what we never knew about patrick dempsey, killed from grey's to a brief split with his wife. prison sentence that a lawyer now faces after being found guilty of hiptizing sevclients he could molest them. first, a look at today's high temperatures. >>> "world news now" weather brought to you by 23andme.com. you know your heart loves megared omega-3s... but did you know your eyes, introducing megared advanced 4in1... just one softgel delivers mega support. ? harry's meeting clients from far away.? ? but they only see his wrinkles. ? ? he's gotta play it cool to seal the deal. ? ? better find a way to smooth things over. ? ? if

you like cranberry sauce? >> yes. >> you both like something. that's important on this day. >> you think we have enough stuffing? we have three boxes. how many people are feeding? >> three of us now. >> what about donald trump? >> is coffee back here to make coffee after we eat? we'll drink coffee. >> that's good. yeah. >> merissa, i look at this an underrated side dish. >> it's unsweetened. you know what's not sweet? donald trump doesn't seem to still like the media ha much. >> sorry. i had a transition yolk. that's all right. >> no thanksgiving would be complete without the apple sauce. it's an underrated side dish. >> this is unsweetened. >> we're making the apple muffins. sorry. ? ? >> all right. look your world famous apple muffins. >> unsweetened apple sauce. you know what else is unsweet? trump and the media. >> speaking to have media, i love it when everybody does the thanksgiving specials on tv. >> great. >> around thanksgiving and i love it. i love that program. >> yes. >> that is perfect. it transitions for thanksgiving to christmas.

bamboo shoots and wagyu beef prepared tableside with soy sauce and mirin. >> masa: mmm!ly good. today's sashimi course is cod, salted and pressed between leaves of kelp for two hours, coated with sake cured codfish roe. next to it, flounder. its skin gently rubbed with grilled tomato the day before. >> masa: [ speaking japanese ] >> anthony: finally, a super luxurious clam hot pot. rice is steamed with clam and a bonito broth. then topped with plump torigai, plum, and manju clams, as well as creamy sea urchin and a japanese broccolini blossom for good measure. simple. perfect. wow. >> anthony: uni? >> masa: uni. >> anthony: awesome. >> masa: oh the umami hold into the rice. right? >> anthony: right. so, i wanna know -- the stereotypical japanese mentality. the, the salaryman. you join the company, you stay with the company. >> masa: well, some people go that way. >> anthony: most people go this way, yes. they, they choose security. >> masa: yeah, yeah. maybe. >> anthony: it's an unusual way of thinking. i have to make my own way. >> masa: yeah, i agree with that. older b

ith hot sauce and pickles, on toasted sourdough bread. i'll call it the nashville hot chicken sandwich! boom. someone got that, right? nashville hot chicken. hot sauce and pickles. you'll call it the nashville hot chicken sandwich. boom. good work everyone. another winner. introducing the nashville hot chicken sandwich. takeover of agassi prep academy. leaves parents angry about the potential change. we'll see what school officials had to asy ((kirsten joyce)) >> plus...the family of a man is pushing for action against their daughter's husband.. and a deposition uncovered by our i-team is only helping their fight. ((brian loftus)) >> and...it's expected to be a warmer weekend. sherry has your weather now forecast. ((kirsten joyce)) 8 news now good day, the vall' right now./// ((now, live...this is 8 news now good day.)) ((>> if these kids can pull me out of my bed that i have not left in a year to come down here and walk half a mile to speak in front of all of these people, then you need to listen to these children! )) ((kirsten joyce)) >

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media site and mcdonald's special sauce is being replaced by spicy sauce. jill wagner is at the new york stock exchange with that and more. >>> russia is trying to pull the plug on its linked-in users. a regulator asked to block it. they don't store inside russia and violates a russian law and it could soon affect other >>> stocks were mixed on wall street. the dow snapped its seven-day winning streak, losing 55 points. the s&p finished three points lower but the nasdaq gained nearly 19. >>> two research firms expect healthy growth this holiday shopping season. the national retail federation predicts sales november and december period will vise 3.6% to nearly 656 billion >>> com score forecast that online sales will jump as much as 19%. spending on cybermonday, the monday after thanksgiving, is expected to be 3.5% higher than last year. it is typically the busiest online shopping day of the year. >>> one of the largest reserves of recoverable oil it's ever found in the united states. it's located in the midland area. yield 20 billion gallons of oil and have

. >> 37 calories for cranberry sauce, that's three sets of 20 push-ups? >> 20 push-ups only burns 37 calories? >> your body keeps burning after you are done with the workout. >> how many calories did you just burn off, jerry, bringing this? >> half a cup of mashed potatoes is mashed potatoes than that. >> 35 minutes of weight training is what they say you would need to do that. >> six ounces of turkey breast, 195 calories. 50 minutes of ice skating. >> now we get into the desserts and a slice of pumpkin pie, up around 316 calories. that's 60 minutes of yoga which calms you down. >> apple pie is 411 calories? in 30 -- what is 5k turkey trot? >> they do runs. three miles? >> they're on thanksgiving morning. it is like three miles. >> this is like a killjoy. this is popping my balloon. >> you don't eat like this every day. enough! enough! enjoy. chill. >> chill. back to your black friday deals. >> or whatever. friday shopping. the new store from business insider, they say the last year. it's been going down every year. people are going online. but wallethub

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what was equally shocking -- the brussel sprouts and cranberry sauce were potentially still edible at 12 days!!! nats: danielle wow 8:50 sam: again, well from a microbial standpoint absolutely. from a flavor, taste. dan: we don't know. i didn't taste them. sam: oh no! laugh are a lot of t don't make you siwn newsome hco tampa bay's very own newsome high school band and color guard-- marched proudly through the streets of new york city -- for the 90th macy's thanksgiving day parade! we recently introduced you to william tucker, who's mother and grandmother performed in the parade. yesterday and she said despite the cold...william was "thrilled" and would never forget this the rest of his life! coming up on 10 news a cat that went viral is back remember grumpy cat? what she's up to now! coming up tonight on 10 news and c-b-s. starting at 8:00, frosty the snowman, followed by frosty returns at 8:30. at 9:00, macgyver. at 10:00, blue bloods. then tune in to 10 news at 11. don't forget to stay up for the late show with stephen colbert and his gu t elijah wood and jorge ramos. don't forget,

a lot of people love shir rach yah sauce.ing this out in columbus, oh he owe at 126 press straunts. it will be on the side. a dipping sauce for the big mac or you can put mcnewingiuggets french fries in there. mcdonalds is making a i lot of changes. they are trying to compete. >> are they still going to have the secret sauce on it? >> the ohio restaurants are going to put the sriracha sauce on it. i will follow up. they are telling people eat it with your fridays. >> sriracha sauce goes with anything. >> does it? >> oh, yeah. >> investigate for us. >> go ahead and tell yourselves ahadi. >> taxi drivers releasing their brand new 2017 calendar. the iconic yellow counties. >> there you go. th >> they are posing seductively ins of new business. >> mr. april so strong. he can lift leggage with -- luggage with pank key. mr. march who cleans wind shields like a pro. >> i am going to rush and get that calendar. >> get in a cab. they may be right there for you. >> thanks, sarl. >> the time is 26 after the hour. can you believe that? w

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cranberry sauce, you need half a cup of cranberry sauce, half a cup of gravy, one cup of stuffing. now mashed potatoes. you have to fill your plates quickly before everyone else gets in here. >> got to get gravy for the >> we didn't even get to the pie! that barely fits on your plate. >> enjoy. >> thank you, melissa. > and at progressive, we let you compare our progressive direct rate... great deals for reals! ...and our competitors' rates side-by-side, so you know you're getting a great deal. saving the moolah. [ chuckles ] as you can see, sometimes progressive isn't the lowest. not always the lowest! jamie. what are you doing? -i'm being your hype man. not right now. you said i was gonna be the hype man. it. i'm sorry, we were talking about savings. i liked his way. cha-ching! talking about getting that moneeeey! talking about getting that moneeeey! savings worth the hype. now that's progressive. savings worth the hype. you said you wanted to feel better about your cereal. general mills big g cereals hear you. that's why we say "yes" to whole grain as our first ingredient. and "n

first, we start with cranberry sauce. >> what you're going to do is get a c cranberry sauce, which is very popular on thanksgiving, and a box of jell-o. >> once you buy it, take it out, refill it with a dark red jell-o. look what it looks like after the jell-o solidifies. it looks like cranberry sauce. when people slice into it, no. >> that's not a prank. that's dessert. >> he also has another use for that jell-o. look at that jell-o in that wine glass. >> brilliant. i can see a few people in my funny. yeah, yeah, real funny, now pour >> prepare your turkey, put the stuffing in, once it's baked, take the stuffing out. >> then take an unopened bag of stuffing from a box, stick it inside the turkey, and present it at the table. >> then he says you're supposed to pretend you followed the directions. the directions said put it in the turkey. >> by that point, charity will have flipped the table. >> this is a great way to introduce maybe the new wife or new husband. say, they were in charge of the stuffing. >> throw them under the bus. >> there's one may want to try. what you do is you pre

>> cranberry sauce. we kind of take a fun play on cranberry sauce going on the sliders. we make it into aoli. add mayonnaise, add your leftover cranberry sauce. looks a little weird in pink but it is delicious. >> what do you guys think over there? >> fantastic. really good. >> if you dunk the sandwich in the chili -- >> love where you're headed. >> i'm very good things and eating during football things. so this is -- >> now do you put the sauce on both sides of the bread or just one side? >> both sides. >> it doesn't matter? okay. i love that we're making our own sandwiches here. just like at home. >> when you add heat, add a little bit of sweetness. i'm going to drizzle the honey action on the turkey. ? thank you, eric! you can find these recipes, today.com/food. don't forget the denver broncos host the kansas city chiefs on nbc's "sunday night football." coverage beginnings with here on nbc. >>> up next, a live concert from one of the hottest stars on the scene. daya. but first, this is "today" on >> announcer: the citi concert series on "today" is proudly presented t

sauce? i didn't know that's what it was. my aunt makes a wonderful reduction sauce. she called it "pan drippings." none for me, reedo. if you have a beer... wine gives me a headache. my friend, that is a '73 sauvignon. if that gives you a headache... something gives me a headache. i'm a beer guy myself although we appreciate the thought. doug i got a few frosty steins in the den. let's crack open a few brews. will you excuse us? what a blowhard. he was a little much. a little? i send that schlub to a customer and i can just hear our stock plummet. dorothy tells me you have an opening in your department. think she'd be interested? that girl was born to sell. she has a certain non-aggressive style. anyway, i thought you needed a break from mr. motormouth, too, so... ( snorting ) what's wrong, doug? geez, and i was really starting to like you. have i told you what i do for a living? officer sharff? shift's over, gary. go home. thanks, captain. long night, huh? i think it was a good one though.

i'll just make more sauce. no, that's too much work. no, i can handle it. [sighs] you may not be comfortable with my roommates. [truck pulling up outside] uh-oh. that's trouble. uh--uh--who is it? it's trouble from tijuana. pop! hello--hello, son. what--what--what are you doing here? what am i doing here? you're the one that called me, remember? but--but-- but i'm ok now. go back to tijuana? i drove here as fast as i could because you said you were sick. well-- and by the way, who is this young lady? i'm your cousin elizabeth. oh, hi. you're here to go to usc, aren't you? right. and lamont, thanks a lot for letting me use your room. that's ok. then i'll take the couch. no, it's all right. you stay in the room and i'll sleep on the couch. no problem. well, listen, son, why don't you go on and wash up and i'll put another cup of water on the stuff? oh, we having spaghetti? yeah. see, elizabeth's friends are coming over for dinner, and, uh, i want everything right. uncle fred, about dinner, i'm not sure. hey, lamont. tell her what a good cook i am. uh, uh, lam