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because this was the exact part of an episode from years ago which can if you've seen south park youatirical cartoon, but now it's not and i think using the word discrimination implies that there is no scientific or medical reason whatsoever to even consider that a person who is born a dude, might be stronger than someone who is born a woman. that is not true because there is road's termination out there obviously and there are some real think this. >> greg: is in a weird it subtly becomes a legal issue jamie we have to abide by their choices which ever date female power lifter? that way when you get thrown out of the house -- >> jamie: i don't know about power lifter. i feel like they should make a rule you're not allowed to come eat and powerlifting when he win again the gold medal on you. [cheers and applause] actually did little powerlifting back in my day mitch 405 pounds once. i think that's what she weighed. i woke up in a cold sweat. i don't know, you know i haven't had like the easiest life, i try to record a few things to maybe help. just going through some of the same diff

is so bad to save, maybe humor, but now some gorky from the archives got another episode of the south park of the anti-crisis financial staff. after all, she could look like this gentlemen another insurance company is about to go bankrupt some smarter move for this company. the financial assistance package helps insurance companies, which of them is biden here and how effective it is for the viewers to decide. but voices are already heard from his support group that it might not be important to defeat the banking crisis, but participation is important to understand the president, biden, does nothing at 9:00 am. he's a night owl, so the fact that he performed at 9:00 in the morning anyway. talks about how the white house realized the importance what was happening, the public did not appreciate the victim , many spent a sleepless night on black monday or woke up in a cold pattu. you see this complete nonsense, how she tries to play back. after she realized that she had just told the world, when our banks are collapsing, the president's usual working day starts after nine in the morning, how

pete: it also -- that 's why the south park thing was so devastate thing. his recall? he's a royal. rachel: i know. his mother died, his father is divorced. look, all of us have issues in a family. it's not like any other family, but it is a lot like other families except they're royals. but i think it also speaks to another thing which is mental health and weakness and victimhood which is something chris rock aruledded to is profitable -- alluded to. will: it is profitable. rachel: you can actually put your trauma session on netflix and make money off of it. will: the trend within the younger generation so wear your trauma on the outside because it's, so many believe it is what makes them unique. it's their unique identifying factor and, therefore, it is your identity, your trauma? previous generations, you know, you don't share your trauma. you can say that's right or wrong, but it was a private thing. rachel: yeah. as people -- will: and you do have other things that make you unique or special or that you can trade upon -- pete: that you want to identify

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you gotta i don't know you're following south park. a lot of people do sit home, and that's true for be a south park head. mm hmm. lot of you do a lot of projects, some of them with your friends. who do you like discussed like when you're deciding what you're going to do is there? do you just decide or you discussed this with someone ? or how do you work that consult my team and how many people are on this team of yours? like at any one time. yeah. like nine. actually they're here right now. you want me to bring him out? not at all. but okay. baseball team. yes, they are. say hello to the calabasas cardinals. jimmy. best team west of the 405 freeway. i'm sure they're great. hi kids. how you doing? but i was like, you know when most actors you kids know this when most actors say they have a team, they mean like an agent manager, publicist, lawyer at cetera, right? i'm not most actors, jimmy, and, uh, in fact , many people don't even really consider me to be an actor at all. what do you mean by that? i think i've thought of more as just

>> "south park" was able to be topical. >> just call me saddam hussein. >> "south park" really, reallyagine back then that these people would ever get on network television? or any kind of television? >> it's a miracle. "south park" is a miracle. >> the early '90s the hbo shows start to kind of come into their own. >> and then have i always had these breasts? >> a lot of people want freedom. they don't want to go back to the networks which are saying, you can come to us where you'll make more money but you'll also have content restricted. you could go to cable and have no restrictions. not make as much money but have freedom of expression, which almost everybody who works in these mediums wants. >> some of the content truly was, you can't get this anywhere else. >> you're a fantasy maker, the only limit on the kinds of fantasies is people's imagination. >> hbo turned to people who said, i can't do that on television, but you can do it on hbo. >> white people don't trust black people. that's why they won't vote for no black president. like a black brother will [ bleep ] up the white hou

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he worked for the us-based animation team that produces "south park."e pandemic here in bangkok. chris: i did a few months of research, how to do it, and a half-year later i had my first deepfake and then it evolved rather quickly because i saw the potential and i just started creating crazy things. hamish: it was his latest "crazy thing" that got american national security experts downloading tiktok. [tom cruise impersonation] tom: what's up, tiktok? you guys cool if i play some sports? hamish: teaming up with tom cruise impersonator, miles fisher, and some cutting-edge technology, chris produced a succession of increasingly sophisticated deepfakes. tom: hey, listen up, sports and tiktok fans, if you like what you're seeing, just wait 'til what's coming next. chris: i lovhow he's not looking in the camera. he's looking a bit wonky, next to the camera. tom: just wait 'til what's coming next. chris: miles looks a lot like tom cruise. he has a lot of similarities. that makes my work easier in a way. it saves me a lot of time. the tom cruise videos are so

, humor can, but now he is some kind of gorky from the archives, they got another series of the south park anti-crisis financial headquarters. after all, another insurance company could look like this, too. now going bankrupt determined was a smart move for this company. the financial assistance package helps insurance companies, which of them is biden here and how effective it is for the viewers to decide, then voices are already heard from his support group about what could be important is not the victory over the banking crisis, but participation is important to understand the president, biden, does nothing at 9:00 in the morning. he's a night owl, so the fact that he performed at 9:00 in the morning anyway. it speaks of how the white house realized the importance of what was happening, the public did not appreciate the victim , many spent a sleepless night on black monday or woke up in a cold sweat. you see this complete nonsense, how she tries to play back, after she realized that she just told the whole world, when our banks are collapsing, the president has an ordinary the working d

bad to save, maybe humor, but now some gorky has got another one from the archives cartoon series south park, the work of the anti-crisis financial headquarters. after all, another insurance company could look like this, too. now going bankrupt is the most sensible move for this company. the financial assistance package helps insurance companies, which of them is biden here and how effective it is for the viewers to decide. but voices are already heard from his support group that they say that victory over the banking crisis is not important, but participation is important to understand the president, biden, nothing does at 9:00 am. he's an owl, so the fact that he doesn't care performed at 9:00 am. it speaks of how the white house realized the importance of what was happening, the public did not appreciate the victim , many spent a sleepless night on black monday or woke up in a cold shambles. you see this complete nonsense, how she tries to play back. after she realized she had just told the world, when our banks are failing the president usually starts his work day after 9 am, how can any

route of the chance to destroy the ring, like trey parker and matt stone who created the hit show, south park, and then one of the most successful broadway musicals. now, they are tackling their greatest challenge of all, casa bonita. which we are thrilled by the way will be opening this may. i got a sneak peek. you are all going to love it. what do these folks have in common? nicola jokic, gandalf, trey and matt. i don't think they've ever been mentioned together in the same paragraph. jokic, gandalf, trey and matt and colorado all believe that our next chapter is our best chapter. i do too. colorado's best days are still to come. three years from now three and a half in 2026 we will proudly celebrate our centennial states 150th birthday the united states of america will celebrate our 250th birthday. the words we need to learn are so what centennial for america. thanks to senators enfinger and representative caroline who shepherded through the legislation to create the america to 50 colorado won 50 commission. ensuring that we truly make this a celebration for the ages. honoring our past, pr

was awaited by tens of thousands of tourists who rushed to the shore the black sea sea in the south culture park bloomed in east asian magnolia. here is one of the richest collections in the country, and more than two dozen varieties will delight march to august, by the way, the tallest tree of the symbol with a very magnuli large-flowered is also here, and in a couple of weeks sakura should bloom at this time travelers even buy the so-called flower tours to see the exotic in all its glory. thank you have a good broadcast. well, and so we continue the big news and see you with the audience of moscow and the region through a couple of seconds. an emergency warning was announced today in the capital region due to floods, according to weather forecasts, in the next 4 days the level of the rivers may rise by another 2 m. and this despite the fact that in some areas of the region flooding and spills on the roads are already being recorded, how are they going to deal with . and where much water has already come from the epicenter of events, reportage. one wrong move, the engine under overhaul is now t

i know that was a "south park" pot years ago, i believe, but this is an incredible achievement.rmance art. >> tom: whether he's doing it at performance art or doing it seriously, it's making the same point. >> andrew: it matters because there have been bomb threats to the school now, people are so upset about it. are they bomb threats or are they worried one of the breasts will pop connect i don't know. [laughter] with the school in its reports has said there's no urgency to resolve this matter. i think bomb threats were a school should be resolved sooner rather than later. >> greg: that's a great point. then you're venturing into something dangerous. lauren, i'm a little disappointed in fox business for not covering the story. >> lauren: and went down a deep, dark hole, just googling. and i wanted to hear her voice, i was trying to find videos. what is this teacher really l like? is bent way too much time. it's voyeuristic, is that i had to stop. but the parents of the school district have two go funny pages. they are legitimately trying to raise $10,000, $15,000, to sue this d

sout"south park" riding a w of publicity. >>> and chris rock is about to go where he has never gone beforeerence? here is the difference. shaq is rich. the white man who signs his check is wealthy. >> he will talk about the now infamous will hit oscars slap. he has hinted about it over the past year, but this is the first time that he will talk about it at length. chris rock selective outrage streams on netflix march 4. talk about timing, that is just one week before this year's academy awards. watch for that. thanks for joining me. i'm christine romans. and "cnn this morning" starts right now.

our team members will continue to support our char lot customers -- charlotte customers at apple south park store online". the statement said nothing about the recent gun violence and records show apple renewed its lease at the mall at the end of last year and now, well, the doors are closed for good at that apple store. stu. stuart: explain this one to me. we have a chik-fil-a restaurant banning all children under 16 unless they're with an adult. that's not like chik-fil-a. why are they doing it? ashley: no, but this particular store said it had enough. the restaurant about 30 minutes outside philadelphia said just too much lousy behavior from rowdy teens and the chik-fil-a wrote while it loved being a "community restaurant and serving guests of all ages, unacceptable behavior by children of all ages wouldn't worth welcoming them anymore unless with mom, dad, or adult chaperon". the only time a person under 16 can enter that restaurant without supervision is if they order their food at counter and promptly get the heck out. the restaurant says the unruly younyoungsters are loud, often e wh

helping to escape and then returned to help defeat, and like trey parker who created the hit show south park and then one of the most successful broadway musicals and now they are tackling their greatest challenge of all, casa bonita. which will be opening this may. but what do they have in common? i don't think they have been mentioned before in the same paragraph but they all believe that our next chapter is our best chapter and i do also. colorado's best days are still to come. three years from now in 2026 we will probably celebrate our centennial states 150th birthday. and the united states of america will celebrate our 250th birthday. the words we need to live -- need to learn are; centennial for america. it is all of us who will decide what we are celebrating because we are the living heritage of our state and to gather we are the architects of our future. as we prepare to mark the historic milestone we must ask ourselves how can we learn to correctly pronounce those words? we do need to do that. but we should ask ourselves who do we as coloradans want to be in our 150th year? how can

south park almost destroyed them the other day prince harry threatening to have a live therapy sessiona male. he doesn't know what he believes half the time. he goes back and forth on things. they also love free stuff. like every plates that you see that people are giving them houses to live. in part of the contingent was they wanted all the pay still from the royals but didn't want to do the duties of being a royal. >> that's right. this is a problem of meghan's and not of harry's. harry, i mean, keeps on pretending to be amazed about the discoveries he has made of the family he grew up in, his autobiography was called "spare" took him 30 or 40 years to figure out he was second son. this came as a shock to him in his late 30's. meghan seems to have a less idea of what being royal actually entails. if you are going to be given grace and favor houses apartments and all that sort of thing you have to do some public duties. the public duties seem to be quite onerous to meghan. cutting ribbons. >> lawrence: so hard. >> it's good work, a lot of it. it's charitable work. going and seeing peo

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