hi, jean. >> caller: good morning, steph.m companies. >> >> stephanie: oh, like organs. >> caller: yeah, and i sweeted the link to you. because i thought there are some clips in here that stephanie might want to play. >> stephanie: yes. thank you. mitt romney. >> romney: talk is cheap, you can be extraordinarily eloquent and describe all of the wonderful things you can do, but when you cut through the words, you can look at the record, and when you see policies that have not created the jobs that america needs, then you know it's time to choose a new leader. >> stephanie: or you can see someone who has created 4.6 private sector jobs -- >> and saved the country from the worst recession since 1929. >> stephanie: yes. so you can look at the record. >> i'm very concerned about the fact that he just talks good. >> stephanie: and i don't talk more good. >> and i'm concerned because i'm affecting the emotion in my voice, or so i'm told. >> stephanie: message i care. kevin in dc. hi, kevin. >> caller: good morning, lovely stephanie.

thank you roland, thank you steph. a little love shout out to t-bone? our associate producer and phone screener, rocks my world. he not only kept the show running last week, he house sat my house and my dogs who appear to like him better than me now. [ applause ] very happy when i got back and not depressed like they normally are. >> maybe he overfed them treats. maybe that's how he won their favor. >> stephanie: listen, there was lots of beer and boy things in the house. i don't want to know what happened. >> checking the ceilings for condoms. he cleaned up. everything is fine. >> you said there was vodka in the freezer? >> stephanie: a lot of beer. i don't really drink beer. a lot of boy things. >> vodka is not really a boy thing. >> stephanie: i don't know what happened while i was gone. i don't care. the house is fine. the dogs are fine. my dogs need constant attention or else they will act out. that's why we posted -- >> someone in a leather hood down in the basement. what's going on? >> stephanie: i remember ther

we're taking your calls at 1-800-steph-1-2.his is the "stephanie miller show." ♪ hour political comedy special. >> republicans. government so small it can fit in your vagina. (vo) featuring stephanie miller and friends, in the funniest political comedy tour in america. >> fox news is like a mecca for people who hate mecca. (vo) with exclusive, behind the scenes footage. >> it is a movement. (vo) don't miss stephanie miller"s sexy liberal comedy tour. >> i'm going to go cop some ♪ give you the real deal honey ♪ ♪ wake up baby ♪ >> john: this is the "stephanie miller show," i'm john fugelsang. filling in for the vacationing steph. i do hope she is sleeping in this morning. we'll be taking your calls at 1-800-steph-1-2. joined by comic legend, rick overton. i consider you a legend because your jokes have been stolen by all comedians. >> thank you. it's good to get them out there. >> john: linda is calling from california. >> caller: hey i'm calling about the comedy part of mitt romney. >> john: please go on. >> caller: i have thre

bob writes steph my wife and i have tickets for new york we live in virginia.ntion the sexy liberal comedy tour when making reservations. >> stephanie: i put that information up on your facebook page. so people can get the number right there. >> stephanie: you are a good boy! >> i do my best. >> stephanie: and also the sexy liberal documentary, they are re-airing it a lot of times. in more than other channels air prison documentaries. [ applause ] >> stephanie: so it's good and sexier. >> yeah. >> stephanie: okay. all right. >> maybe you should do the show in a prison. >> stephanie: right. >> just to get on that other network. >> stephanie: me and aisha in a women's prison film. cecile richards coming up with a big announcement. >> that's right. >> stephanie: all right. president obama was on "the view" with barbara walter. >> obama: i think america is so strong and we have so much going for us that we can survive a lot, and -- but the american people don't want to just survive. we want everybody to thrive. [ applause ] >> obama: we want folks to have a chance

i'm john fuglesang filling in for steph. snoop dogg and willie singing together. >> what on earth do those two have in common? ♪ if anyone don't like it, just look them in the eye ♪ ♪ i didn't come here and i ain't leaven so don't sit around and cry ♪ ♪ just roll me up and smoke me when i die ♪ >> john: it is a great song. kris kristofferson sings on this song as well from willie nelson's new album called heroes. terrific album. most is duets with willie's son lucas. >> only marijuana could bring together a gangster rapper and a country singer. >> john: okay. we're ready with our guest justin bartha is a fine american actor. he appeared in the hangover and the hangover two. i'm excited about his new series i'm sure you've seen the promos for the new normal on nbc. thank you for joining us. >> hello. >> john: hi, justin. thanks for joining us. >> thanks for having me. >> a pleasure to have you. i'm excited about the show. i'm sure you aren't, too. congratulations for being picked up as a series. >> thank you very much. >> joh

hi, steph. >> caller: hey, don't make fun of southern names.and he didn't bother shaking black people's hands. because he knows they are going to vote for barack obama. >> stephanie: oh, yeah that guy. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: lindsay lohan reportedly drunk when she hit a chef. she was slurring. she smelled like alcohol. they claimed like i was nothing, and when he asked why she hit him with her porsche, she said you have to get out of the way. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: she said i had to get out of the way. that seems reasonable. it's not like she didn't give him fair warning. wow. wow. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: she is like amanda biens. she is out of control. >> stephanie: battle star. every week she would be pulled over for another dui -- >> stephanie: his kids just sit at home by yourself and drink a box of wine like normal mean. >> i think it's child actors having too much success too soon. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: lady gaga has piled on 30 pounds while she wa

i'm john fugelsang filling in for steph all week long.e tony on the mic. it has been a pretty smart day today. >> i have so go home and tell debbie i talked to congressmen today. >> john: have a listen to this. >> my personal position on this issue has been let the state handle these things. this has not been a high priority of ours. >> john: that has since been walked back by the romney campaign. you can find this clip on youtube. this was in 2007. and this guy apparently went after romney a few times, and be very careful to pay at attention to what the patient says. >> i have to make medication or i'll die. right now i weigh less than 80 pounds. i have four or five of my doctors saying that i can benefit from medical marijuana. >> romney: and you have synthetic marijuana that is available? >> i have tried it and it makes me throw up. i have tried all of the medications they are, and all of the forms they come in. i have muscular dystrophy. >> romney: i'm sorry to hear that. >> my question for you is will you arrest me and my doctors if

welcome to it. 50 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere.the right-wing world. the president on the campaign trail. >> obama: we succeed when the middle class gets bigger. >> stephanie: right! i have some more questions for mitt romney regarding his tax returns. [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> okay. >> stephanie: so it was his 2011 -- right -- can i just say -- is this more an example of how he thinks he place by different rules, rather than releasing 12 year, it's like oh know the accountant they pay wrote this letter -- seriously? >> wow. >> stephanie: just release them like everybody else does. all he released is 2011 and he -- he didn't claim the whole charity things so he can make his tax rate what it should be and later he will fix that anyway. he voluntarily forfeited $1.8 million in charitable deductions. >> what a guy. >> stephanie: this doesn't look even more fishy now, does it? [♪ fun-facts music ♪] >> stephanie: after we have reviewed the documents, you may have further questions. in fact i do. after the elections will you file a

i says steph steph brought up clint's wife's tweet. so now cnn uses you as a news source. hungry, so -- >> no black. >> stephanie: so black. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: this one from kim jung, unn, he said watching that crazy old man talk to an empty chair made me miss dad. >> he just would have looked at it. >> oh, i'm looking at a chair. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: now i'm looking at the podium. and back to the chances. >> stephanie: what are the chances that roger hedgehog would be right there -- >> cock. roger hedgecock. >> stephanie: you have to do the bit even when we're on the road. >> not when he is right behind us. >> stephanie: he and travis moan -- >> yeah they had a fight over their names. >> stephanie: that's right. steph i used to own a bar if we had a customer talking to an empty chair, we would have thrown him out. >> thrown him out! >> that's right, you see a guy like that throw him out! and another thing . . . >> stephanie: all right. we are having fun now, aren't we? >> yes, we are. >> stephanie: i'm going to a lot of parties tonight. >> are you going to b

i'm john fugelsang, filling in for steph all week long. artist who had an album come out on september 11th, 2001. this is by bob dillon. it is the funniest most violent video of the year. at 71 years old, bob dillon is playing guitar and piano, and producing his own album. he makes me proud to be an american. >> and it sounds like he has gone electric. [ laughter ] >> john: yeah, it's -- it's -- >> actually though you know if you want that martin movie as a performer, one of the things -- just the courage of playing that electric music every night and people hating it, and him just sticking with it -- >> john: every night. >> yeah just amazing. >> john: levon hail quit the band because he couldn't stand though boos every night. and bob dillon is an artist who just has never cared what anyone thinks. he is a shape shifter. he is not going to be the same guy from year to year, but bob dylan and your dad with the two artists you have ever seen. i never saw a musical artist more than dillon and both sighs are always completely unafraid of havi

on the left, who painted the murals in the social security building with her husband and steph an kennedy. it's been a privilege to meet these people. just recently, i found this statue of roosevelt. is over looks oslow harbor. they revere roosevelt, because of what they learned from the new deal about how to build a civil society. they didn't get rid of it, they expanded it. just like other scandinavian countries are consistently rated as the happiest in the world. the new deal continues to live on there. thank you. [applause].

on the left, who painted the murals in the social security building with her husband and steph an kennedy. it's been a privilege to meet these people. just recently, i found this statue of roosevelt. is over looks oslow harbor. they revere roosevelt, because of what they learned from the new deal about how to build a civil society. they didn't get rid of it, they expanded it. just like other scandinavian countries are consistently rated as the happiest in the world. the new deal continues to live on there. thank you. [applause]. >> i honor each and every one of you for coming out to the library on saturday afternoon to have a discussion on this important topic. who used personal care products? shampoo, face cream, deodorant, contact solution? the numbers could be staggering. the stories that i tell in the book and stories i talk about today are store reus about all of us. to tell you a little bit about my personal story. i was a 17 magazine makeup reading desperate to read in. with each careful purchase, i was one step closer to that girl i dreamed up. i used lots of them, 20 products a d

. >> i don't want to ruin anything for you, steph en. >> stephen: okay, jk raoling toldz me how harry potter ended. but anyway, it is an honor to have you. your show is genius. it is addictive. it's like a drug, i want to say crack or something. you write about methamphetamines. how many names like street names for meth have you had to learn. >> oh, a few. >> stephen: dow want to have a meth off right now. >> sure. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: go ahead, you start, okay. >> well, ice. >> stephen: crank. >> scante. >> stephen: getgo. >> shaboo. >> stephen: glass. >> ponzershokolad, that say real one. >> stephen: dr. ice's toothless. (applause) >> stephen: i got a couple more here. keep got got, chris christie, and dwayne the rock methamphetamine. okay. >> i concede to you. >> stephen: in guy, he goes, gets into the chemistry teacher without gets into making the high speed chicken feed to pay his medical bills. >> yeah. >> stephen: that's like romney should be pushing that as his obama care answer. just give everyone in america test tubes and sued a fedment-- sudafed, he is over his

is steph ever coming out of there?porn. >> stephanie: jim was frequently late back from commercial breaks. >> there was a filthy leather couch. >> uh, yeah. >> stephanie: all right. well, you know what we can hope for. first of all, we have eye candy gram. ding-dong. hal sparks is here. and maybe road flare mary will call in. road flare mary has become everybody's new favorite. we think she smokes road flares but we don't know. >> she's from chicago. she gargles broken glass and clamshells. >> stephanie: she called in two days ago with a zinger. she told me to go smoke my til. >> that just made my week. so that happened. and so now audra and kate have given her a theme song. we have two. >> please don't leave us like this. ♪ you said you were gone ♪ ♪ but we know that you are lyin' ♪ ♪ after all your words of steel ♪ >> go smoke your dildo. >> every time i call in, your ratings go up. ♪ i wish i was someone else ♪ ♪ oh, mary, our love ♪ ♪ holds on ♪ ♪ holds on ♪ ♪ come back, mary because our love ♪ ♪ is holding on ♪ ♪

early on the rain so started from pole but was determined not to repeat the fate of his colleague steph suffered a scary accident the twenty five year old almost letting off the track himself and produce it past him and maintained a comfortable spanish rival on the way to the scene so we won't step into third place the end of the still top dog pulling a hefty thirty three point lead. boxing where russian alexandra pervade kin has successfully defended his w.b. a super heavyweight title knocking out how seem man in how member of the thirty three year old showing little mercy on his american opponent dominating the box with victory coming in just the second round by way of stoppage extends his record to twenty five victories no defeats clash with multiple world champion for the year klitschko another moves a little bit closer. to cricket horse trail you are cruising towards the last four stage of the twenty twenty world cup. he also he's making short work of south africa on sunday australian i four from four of the tournament opponents are going from the office they took to the crease alm

steph know strong has more how you can help. ♪ >> jeremy congress was just like any other 2-year-old. until june when doctors told anthony and alice congress their son suffers from a rare form of leukemia and needs a bone marrow match by december. >> love and adore him. so yeah, it's hard to kind of see him and not know what's going to happen to him. so. >> ruby lot is fighting for the congress family. she just lost a friend to leukemia on tuesday. janet atlantic pleasanton posted a plea for a donor or line. she got a boneyard transplant after waiting three years. that was last week. she says that was too longing. >> it normally takes about 45 days. because she already received around 15 rounds of chemotherapy, her body is really week. >> getting people to sign up for the registry has been difficult. they blame superstition. >>> they don't want to talk about what could happen. it's don't say it or you'll jinx it. >> but these young parents are still fighting, not for one future but for two. with this is when jeremy first felt his brother kicking. alice wants jair i had to get the cha

steph actually wrote in, commenting, saying that now that was a finger-licking good lunch. nice. vi cute. don saying just a little nibble. yummy, baby fingers an kevin barton saying, hey there, little lady. very cute. we're enjoying your comments. please keep them coming. if you ever have a "caption this" photo idea, e-mail it. >> keep those pictures coming. >>> paicialts if you're save -- parents if you're saving for your child's education, you may want to put more money aside after hearing this story. u.s. world news and reports listed the most expensive room and board fees for the 2012- 2013 school year. fordham university in new york the most expensive school on the list. the university charges students more than $15,000 in fees a year. again, we're talking just about room and board. on average students are paying around $9300 a year for their dorm rooms. >>> they are the best of the best. we are talking about mid shipmen from the naval academy. we don't normally see them like this. we'll show you a video. what in the world is happening here. >>> the campus put on lockdown an

. >> hey steph.d morning, everyone we're looking forward to another big round of speakers tonight capped off of course by president obama. the star last night absolutely goes to bill clinton. take a look at this. >> the republican argument against the president reelection is actually pretty simple pretty snappy. it went something like this. we left him a total mess. he hasn't cleaned it up fast enough. so fire him and put us back in. [ cheers and applause ] >> clinton spoke for nearly an hour, and as usual he did write the speech himself, but much of what he said was off of the cuff. and if you were wondering where hilary clinton was her secretary of state duties have her literally a world away. she is standing in for president obama at the economic cooperation forum leader this week. this is the first democratic national convention she missed in four decades. take a look at this here is a great photo showing mrs. clinton catching up on the dnc. has bill clinton spoke last night, hashtag 2016 was one

let's check in with steph for the weather. >> i was looking at the hat. >> so many things to discuss in that? >> let's kbo to the weather. your fans. favorite new song. old song? >> 3:00 a.m. >> these guys are mega fans. matchbox twenty was phenomenal. more music to come. let's talk about the weather here. tropical storm leslie does not look like it's going to make landfall in the u.s., though it will be waves good morning. scattered light showers this morning. a few thunderstorms will develop. >>> a birthday present for twins turning 65. you guys enjoy matchbox. >> we love them. >> still rocking out at 65. i like it. >> me, too, stephanie. me, too. >>> nearly one in three children in this country overweight or obese, u.s. tennis association is on a mission to get kids active. actress and mom kristen taylor is the official spokesperson and bob harper is a fitness trainer to the stars. good morning. >> good morning. >> it's so great you're both lending your voice to this because it's such an important message. tell me what the impact of tennis was in your life, kristen. >> i grew up a

i want to play a sound bite from mitt romney talking with george steph nopous. >> romney: don't raisen middle income people lower them. >> jennifer: what he was doing was describing what he thought was the middle class, 200 to $250,000 or less. i just wan your reaction to that. >> two things. the median income is $50,000. a little reality check for mitt. and four years ago when john mccain was asked how many houses do you have -- and he said let me get my staff to get back with you on that. so it's another in the line of romney's -- >> jennifer: yeah, every time he says something our antenna are already up for this. so it's tough. all right. let me ask you john, because this week's "washington post" abc news poll has something really -- i think very interesting. for the romney vote. people who are voting for romney are -- voting mostly against president obama, which is 50% of the ones voting for romney are voting because they are voting against president obama. that number for president obama is just 22%. >> i see it in focus groups when i ask romney supporters what it is that you don

hey, steph. >> hi, natalie. i found the ultimate fans.folks came from florida to see matchbox twenty. how long did you sleep out? >> two nights. >> how was the weather? >> perfect. >> a little wet this morning. overall quite cool outside. that's not the case in the center of the country. hot, hot, hot. look at 90s spreading into south dakota. otherwise the weather will be phenom >> good morning. we're off to a quiet start. scattered thunderstorms will develop this afternoon. some concede local >> for your concert or labor day forecast 24 hours a day, all you have to do is go to weather.com. natalie, over to you. >> stephanie, thanks so much. >>> online shopping might make your life easier but hurt the bottom line of brick and mortar retailers. a trend that is leading to big changes in malls across the country. >> reporter: it's that time again, parents and students hitting the stores for back to school shopping. retailers are fighting for your dollar with heavy competition from online shopping. but malls are fighting back offering new ser

here is what he told abc's george steph nop po lis. >>> what i said is that the statement was inaproep why you. >> they didn't say it was showing sympathy for the attackers. >> it was not directly applicable and appropriate for the setting. i think it should have been taken down. apparently, the white house felt the same way. >> no direct response when the president says, you shoot first and aim later. >> this is politics. i'm not going to worry about the campaign. >> new polling out tonight. the question is, should romney be worried? >> i spoke a short time ago with john king who crunches the new poll numbers with gloria and david. >> walk us through the new numbers. what do they tell us about where the race is? >> we are going to go through five battleground states. what they tell you, a very close race but advantage for the president. let's start in colorado. brand new numbers in colorado, where the president was today. they show you american research group poll. the president up two points in battle ground colorado, within the margin of error. that tells you you have a dead heat. m

. >> reporter: i just talked with a friend and former coworker that told me chris stephs is one of the-- chris stevens is one of the nicest buys he knew. stevens was a career foreign service member a middle east expert who also spoke arabic and french. according to the white house stevens and three other americans were killed when an angry group of mostly on conservatives stormed the consulate. the group was angry over a viral video that was made by a man from california that mocks islam's profit mohammed. that is why they stormed the consulate. stevens went back trying to evacuate staff members. a short time ago i got a chance to talk by phone to one of stevens former colleagues at the state department. >> he was one of our best and brightest and more than that he was a really genuine guy who could just you know make even the toughest jobs seem very pleasant just by you know his presence. >> reporter: stevens had been working as a u.s. diplomat to libya since 2007. as far as his background they also received his law degree from hastings college of law in san francisco. and a short tim

steph, can you take over so i can go to lunch? all you're going to do is keep it real close to him. ok. for children with special needs, this may involve careful supervision of daily routines, such as adapting for a child with severe allergies or using a special nipple for a child whose cleft palate is undergoing repair. the important thing to remember when working with infants or toddlers who have special needs is that we make sure we get correct medical advice or other kinds of information from knowledgeable specialists and family members. can you both work it out? no way. who told you that? wah, wah, wah, wah. joanne: babies love to hear language and to respond by cooing, babbling, and making sounds that gradually resemble adult speech. [crying] really? it was that rough, huh? and what hurt? did your tummy hurt, or did your ear hurt? joanne: throughout the first two years, children are attaching meaning to words and understanding a lot more than they can say. so the more attention we pay to our children's speech, the more we can understand, repeat, and use words from their own la

hey, steph. >> hi, natalie. i found the ultimate fans.e folks came from florida to see matchbox twenty. how long did you sleep out? >> two nights. >> how was the weather? >> perfect. >> in the center of the country today. it is going to be hot, hot, hot. look at those 90s spreading all the way into south dakota. otherwise the weather is phenom natural for the labor day in the west. on the east coast we have a little rain. now here's a look at what's happening outside your door. >> outside our door it's a little wet for d.c. certainly plenty cloudy out there right now with your "sunrissu sunrise coming to us an hour ago. again, high humidity with a life to even calm wind in most neighborhoods. we'll see occasional showers coming through today and at times heavier rains with any thunderstorms. 80 to 84 for a temperature. we'll stay with >> for your concert or labor day forecast 24 hours a day, all you have to do is go to weather.com. natalie, over to you. >> stephanie, thanks so much. >>> online shopping might make your life easier but hurt

comments, the makers versus takers argument popular on the right and tieing that in with the welfare steph of romney, with the medicare message and basically saying that what romney is doing here from a tactical standpoint is targeting the message of an older, more white electorate with the idea, hey, you have something to lose in this election. whether people are taking the money and using it for welfare and don't deserve and taking the medicare or sort of people who aren't paying taxes like you are and taking advantage of the system. he's sayinging this skewed to a more older white population and an activist says basically it reinforces the framing of forward and back ward. i wonder what you make of that. is that the best way to read this, the romney campaign is going after a narrow, specific demographic here and driving up the support with that group? >> well, i agree with ron bro brownstein's analysis that mitt romney is targeting a particular demographic and a sentiment in this election. i don't think it's just older white voters but middle class and white working class voters. and i

hey, steph. >> hi, natalie. i found the ultimate fans.om florida to see matchbox 20. how many days did you sleep out? >> slept outside for two flights. >> how was the weather? >> perfect. >> a little wet this morning. overall it's actually quite cool outside. that's not the case in the center of the country. it is going to be hot, hot, hot. look at 90s spreading into south dakota. otherwise the weather will be phenom for the west. on the east coast, we have to deal with rain. now a look at what's happening outside your door. on >>> temperatures are so comfortable. look at this. this is oakland this morning, a beautiful start at 7:35. everything that you associate with labor day, picnics, you'll be able to do so. it's going to be a little hot inland but not too shabby. 94 in concord today, 97 in livermore, 93 in fairfield. look at san francisco, 74 degrees there, 80 in santa cruz. a lot of traffic over 17 today. gradual decrease throughout the week. you have to do is go to weather.com. natalie, over to you. >> stephanie, thanks so much. >>

. >> hey steph.to be here. >> stephanie: thank you for joining us in the empty shell of the democratic national convention. what a convention where do you start, right? >> tuesday night michelle obama knocks it out of the park and absolutely electrifies the crowd. wednesday it gets better and by wednesday morning, the people were just pumped. >> stephanie: yeah, it's not just that we have the policies -- that are better for women, we presented i don't know how many amazing awesome women. that's the best thing you can do is show what awesome women are like including jennifer grandholm. let's hear line of the night. >> now sure sure mitt romney loves our lakes and our trees. he loves our car so much they even had their own elevator. [ laughter ] >> but the people who design and build and sell those cars well in romney's world, the cars get the elevator and the workers get the shaft! [ cheers and applause ] >> stephanie: okay. by the way -- in fact every day we feature someone who gets it done on the "s

help us figure it out. 1-800-steph-12. look what is it about white men?it they're afraid of losing their job? they're afraid of losing their homes? they're afraid of not getting ahead in the world? they're afraid they won't be able to take care of their families. they're afraid of a black man? what is it? is it racism? is it that they just can't stand the fact that there is a black man in the oval office and you know, they're a white guy and this is a white country and our forefathers were white and what's going on here? we're losing control? i mean is that -- is it ignorance? are these uneducated white men who don't just see that they're a hell of a lot better off today than they were four years ago. that this country is a hell of a lot better off under the policies of barack obama than under the disastrous economic foreign policy, environmental educational you name it policies of george w. bush and dick cheney across the board? i mean is that it? is it they're totally out of it, stupid, don't know the issues? watch too much fox news? i mean i really can

even as steph fee cutter tried to put it all in context. >> when he's saying incomplete, it means a number of different things. one, we're on a path forward. we're on our way up. and there's a lot more he wants to get done. >> reporter: traveling campaign spokeswoman jen psaki points to failing grades. republicans point to one big grade, unemployment still above 8%. wolf. >> dan lothian in norfolk traveling with the president. thanks. and while the president was in norfolk today, he also handed out a case of white house beer to some of the firefighters lined up to greet him. the white house just recently released the recipe for the special homemade brew, but only, only after some pressure from serious beer o fish na tos. big night in charlotte still a couple days away. there's one speech tonight he's absolutely not going to miss. >> i'm going to be at home watching it with our girls. and i am going to try not to let them see their daddy cry. because when michelle starts talking, i start getting all misty. great shot. how did the nba become the hottest league on the planet? by building on t

steph since you and the mooks were talking about ryan preibus. >> reince preibus!ruman capote and droopy dog. i'm so whiny. >> going down -- >> goooo-ing. >> stephanie: it made me wonder what a three way would sound like between reince prebus and dana lohse [ screeching ] >> ahhhhh. >> i can't do that impression unless i am scraping bone against metal. [ screeching ] >> stephanie: i'm like a morning zoo philharmonic conductor, aren't i? >> ow, you are sitting on my balls. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] >> stop it! [ laughter ] >> god. >> stephanie: you're just weird. and everybody's favorite new character road flair mary. i love her so much. if you missed it john last week she told me to go smoke my dildo. >> and another thing [ choking ] the power of chris compels you. >> stephanie: her son can't get enough food stamps because the black people are buying all of the groceries and filling their escalades with them. steph she is making growling growling -- comments about how growly all of the mexican workers look. [ laughter ] >> oh, my god, i am already having a fantastic

hi marty. >> caller: hi, how are you steph? >> stephanie: good.something that is alive and they suck the blood out. they're vampires. so they -- you know, they're just not good. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: but i just wanted to say something. >> it is an insult to vultures to call them vulture capitalists. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> stephanie: steve king said something else stunning. republican stephen king declared in a debate monday night president obama doesn't believe in families. >> but he has one. and only one. >> stephanie: he said we have commander who chief who disrepresents the institution and doesn't believe in life and family. >> what the hell? >> he's a baby killing married gay man who is muslim and wants to regulate the economy out of existence. these are their talking points in one little nutshell and that's good because his head is a nutshell. >> stephanie: michelle lives in beaverton. >> caller: hi, stephanie. >> stephanie: hello, michelle in beaverton oregon. >> caller: first time caller, lifelong moocher. >> stephanie: he

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okay. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. okay.k to john and pam in ohio. there we go. ♪ in ohio it's the john and pam show ♪ ♪ it's the john and pam, john and pam, john and pam show ♪ >> stephanie: good morning, john and pam. >> good morning, everybody. >> caller: good morning, sweetheart. i really hate to follow that comedic act you just had on there. >> stephanie: it's tough. >> caller: i -- i -- i don't know what to say. >> stephanie: i know. right. how much do i love my job in i love it. >> caller: thank god you are back. that's all i can say honey. i think the village needs their idiot back. i have to talk fast, and you know that is going to be a hoot. no, what really ticked me off -- i finally went to bed this morning a little bit after 3:00. my facebook wall blew up. i had so many haters -- i lost friends, but that's okay. but you know what got me on that video, he kept referring to the 47% as those people. >> stephanie: oh yeah. it is worse than disdain. it really was stunning. we all remember moments in campaigns. this is

hi, jean. >> caller: good morning, steph. how are you today?father was on welfare. george was raised in a polygamist community. were they practicing that when they came back to the united states? was our tax money supporting that? >> no, he left the compound % because he rejected polygamy. >> when he was brought back wasn't he a small child? >> no, he was married before he came back. and served in the nixon administration, and ran for president, so it would be hard to hide a sister wife. >> stephanie: pete in chicago, you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi there, thank you for all of the fun and good work you are doing. and actually if somebody really looked at this 47% situation, i think romney has it backwards, because the people with the escalades, and wide-screen tvs are his base. and they are living on our money, which is the tax money they don't pay. so we're supporting them and they seem to have an insatiable appetite. and i'm 67. it was in business 24 years. many years i couldn't contribute to ira. i'm a little short of m