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i am your host, stephen colbert. [cheers and applause] here we all are. her day has gone by, and the ex-president still hasn't been indicted for making illegal hush money payments to a porn star. >> [booing] >> stephen: i really thought it was going to happen today. after all, wednesday is "cover up your hump day." but we did get some movement in another of the ex-president's myriad criminal investigations. because deordere formice president mike e to appear in front of the january 6th's special counsel's grand jury. [cheers and applause] and... and yeah. i highly agree. the reason we know this is good for the country is because neither pence nor the former president want it to happen. the ex prez argued that his conversations with pence fell under executive privilege, while pence claimed that his role as the president of the senate granted him legislative immunity. so, he was a part of the executive branch and the legislative branch. you can see it all in the new movie, "every job everywhere all mike pence." yeah! what prosecutors really want to know is w

>> we call him a crackhead. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... indicted the end of the tunnel. first, stephen welcomes mary j. blige. and alison roman. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. >> oh! that's right. bingo. happy tuesday. happy, happy, happy. >> audience: stephen! >> stephen: how's it going? welcome. welcome to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. you know, folks. [cheers and applause] the ellivan ter here a bray theater. but this is a late night comedy show. so if any of you are here to see "the lion king," i'm sure you're upset but: hakuna ma-too bad. and even though this is a late night comedy show, we try to talk about what people are talking about. and today, i'm sure you know what everybody's talking about is horrible and familiar and horrible because it's so familiar. yesterday, there was yet another school shooting, this time in nashville. and it's impossible not to read this news or see any of the footage without bei

>> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... commander in kyiv. t, stephen welcomes... senator bernie sanders. and musical guest little simz. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: get me some soup! where is my soup? >> audience: [chanting] stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: happy monday. welcome, one an all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. let me start by saying happy presidents' day, everybody, the day when we commemorate george washington and abraham lincoln getting half off on a microwave at sears. sears: we're still a store. it was a big president's day for our current president, because early this morning, biden made a surprise visit to kyiv. boom. i assume it was only a surprise to us and not the ukrainians. [ukrainian accent] "incoming! it appears russia is attacking kyiv with very slow-moving white-walker! okay, no, no, no. false alarm, we have subdued him with butterscotch

late show with stephen colbert is next. oxst tuckerlson aired previously unseen video of the assault on the capitol on his show last night. what carlson did is use selected clips from surveillance tapes provided to him by house speaker kevin mccarty to claim falsely that journalists and lawmakers lied about the january 6 attack on the capitol. >> carlson called january 6 "mostly peaceful and meek with a small percent that was violent." he showed limited, edited footage monday night on his program. >> and now... tucker carlson presents "jaws." >> we wanted to know what is going on in the ocean. thanks to the new republican speaker's office, we gained access to thousands of hours of surveillance video that help answer that question. it does prove beyond doubt that democrats in congress lied about the so-called shark attack. and once you see the video, you'll understand why. watch. >> ♪ baby shark, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ ♪ baby shark, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ar doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ ♪ baby shark ♪ >> that's what rea

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. ♪ ♪ [cheers applause] >> audience: [chanting] stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: welcome one and all. all around the world. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. i want to say something to everybody at home. if you're standing, you'd better sit down. and if you're sitting down, get on the floor and weep. because there is a massive controversy rocking d.c. this week, the washington post asked a question that generations of historians will debate. the bidens ordered the same dish at a restaurant. who does that? i'll tell you who! i'll tell you who! a renegade president who's up to his bib in the biggest national food scandal since nixon said this. >> "i am not a cook." >> stephen: yes, thank you. that's rare. which is why tonight, we're calling the bidens' redundant-entree scandal "all the president's menu!" now, admittedly, it's a bit of a slow news day. and i'm not the only one who is so starved for a story that it's making me hangry. the media landscape is bristling wit

>> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... joe me the money. .. lily tomlin and jane fonda. and steven spielberg and john williams. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: oh! >> stephen: happy thursday! a, everybody. thanks, everybody. please have -- please have a seat. welcome, one and all, i'm your host, stephen colbert. it was a huge day in washington, d.c. because at long last, president joe biden has released his new budget, and on capitol hill, the drama was palpable. >> the budget of joe biden is out! the budget is out! biden calls forash!>> a congrwi. >> ste: " times" describes biden's budget as "dead on arrival." "dead on arrival" is pretty harsh coming from a newspaper. my newspaper used to come delivered in a plastic bag. now it comes in a little casket. but it's true. the g.o.p. quickly rejected toealthau care, food assistance and housing programs for poor americans." >> [booing] >> stephen: now, no

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... arrest is yet to come. first, stephen welcomes hugh grant and sean hayes. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. >> stephen: fantastic. you are a sight for sore eyes. beautiful. [cheers and applause] nice to see you again. >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: hey, thanks, everybody. down here, up there. very nice. thank you very much. please have a seat, everybody. thank you so much. welcome one and all town here up there out there, welcome to "the late show." i am your, stephen colbert. it is march what? what is it, march 24th or 27ththing? march 27th. got to get a new calendar. it is our first show back from spring break. what i missed? did anyone get indicted? did anyone go anywhere fun, like jail? okay. you'll recall that previously on "the late show," manhattan district attorney alvin bragg was expected to bring charges against the former president for an alleged hush money payment to porn s

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... for fox sake! first, stephen welcomes... kal penn and musical guest big thief. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stepen colbert. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: happy thursday. hey, everybody. happy tuesday, everybody. up here, down here. thanks, everybody. please have a seat. welcome, welcome, one and all, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. it's my job, here are talking about what everybody was talking about today but it was a very strange news day, full people. which is why we've entitled tonight's monologue the late show's "oops! exhibit a-hole, fox news chairman and corpse dragged from the sea, rupert murdoch. last month, murdoch sat down for a deposition as part of dominion voting systems' $1.6 billion lawsuit against fox news, and he admitted under oath that election lies were knowingly an hannity, jeanine pirro, lou dobbs, and maria bartiromo. collectively known as "dumb, dumber, dumbest,

i'm stephen colbert.ks, today i'm feeling a little extra american because today is baseball's opening day! [cheers and applause] here in new york, it was 40 degrees, but i still ate ice cream out of a baseball helmet. why? oh, just a little something worth celebrating today. because literally three minutes before i walked out on the stage here, "the new york times" reported a new york grand jury voted to indict former president donald j. trump. [cheers and applause] , on! , on ! come on! come on! thank you! ladies and gentlemen! that's right, ladies and gentlemen, he's right, we are finally saying merry christmas again! you know what, i thought it would maybe never come like what does it matter if it came? i didn't know it would feel this good! this is good news for everybody, even him! he now gets to join the j-6 prison choir! they're number one on itunes! and you know what, he should see whether that grand jury will cut him a check for $130,000, because he is screwed. [cheers and applause] oh. we'll hav

. >> and now in a "late show" exclusive, stephen colbert's interview of sean hannity's interview of the former president. >> stephen: sir, it is a rare privilege to interview a former president and a future inmate. i hope you don't regret sitting down with me. >> even people that don't like me are saying this is a terrible thing to do. >> stephen: let's talk about your possible indictments. how many are you now facing? >> 1,850. >> stephen: okay. and how many should you be facing?

i'm stephen colbert.ight, the big story is that chicago mayor lori lightfoot failed in her bid ion two win reelection. and for more on that, watch something else, because i have no opinion. another thing i have no opinion about? where the coronavirus came from! i wanna know where it is now, so i can not be there. on sunday, we learned that the department of energy believes that the covid pandemic was the result of a lab leak, a belief they hold with "low confidence." that's not reassuring. it's like if arby's changed their slogan to "we're pretty sure what we have is meats." if i had to guess. gun to my head, i'd say meats. back in 2021, it was first reported that the fbi had "moderate confidence" that the pandemic was the result of an accidental lab leak. but the fbi never publicly acknowledged it, until yesterday, when we heard from fbi director christopher wray, seen here announcing the arrests made in "operation bazoombas." yeah. massive force. massive display of force. he sat down with fox news and d

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. applause] >> stephen: that's right! that's right! oh, my goodness! hello! ♪ ♪ okay! happy, happy how are we doing? [chanting "stephen"] thank you, ladies and gentlemen, thank you up there, down there! tanks, everybody! please have a seat! thanks, folks. welcome, one and all to "the late show," i'm your host stephen colbert. thank you, citizen. it's a very special night here on "the late show" because in a few minutes i'll be joined by vice president kamala harris. y'all at home don't know is this place is crawling with secret service right now. i want to think this audience right here for submitting to a thorough, but tender, cavity search before being seated. all in all, -- [cheers and applause] no extra charge. all in all, sort of a slow news day, not much going on. unless you want to count the direct contact between the russian and u.s. militaries in the sky over the black sea. here's what we're told there's nothing to worry about. yesterday, a russian fighter jet collided with a u.

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... vice guys finish last. and a st. patrick's day message from liam neeson. first, stephen welcomes... rege-jean page, skylar astin and musical guest john mayer. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. >> stephen: oh! oh. i wasn't sure what was going on there. happy tuesday. happy, happy, happy, happy. >> audience: [audience chanting] >> stephen: nice to have you in here come out there, all around the world. welcome, one at all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. i've got an attitude of gratitude right now and the people that i want to thank our this audience for being here tonight. [cheers and applause] these people. after weathering the aggressive flurries outside. you're the heroes, and i wish we thought ahead to turn up the heat on in here. of course, there's bad weather all over. massive snow up in new england. out in california, they've been hit by something called an atmospheric river. coinci

. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... true or fox? t, stephen welcomes... idris ala and f. murray abraham. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. ♪ ♪ >> stephen: pop a squat. absolutely. fantastic. hello. >> louis: hey! >> audience: [chanting] stephen! >> stephen: happy wednesday, everybody. thank you, everybody! down here come up there. whoo! thank you. welcome. welcome ladies and gentlemen. please have a seat. thank you. welcome, folks to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. i want to start off, first of all, happy hump day which is fitting, because thanks to the dominion voting systems lawsuit, it looks like fox news is royally humped. some new court filings dropped just last night, and the big surprise is something that should surprise no one. fox news doesn't believe a word they say, and neither should you. and neither should the white house correspondents' association. case in point: news corp ceo and picard action figur

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... pain in the asset. first, stephen welcomes... christina ricci, former white house press secretary jen psaki and musical guest robert glasper with yebba. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: thanks, everybody. welcome one at all. ladies and gentlemen. children of all ages. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheers and applause] ladies and gentlemen, i want to start off tonight with some great news about our financial system. we still have one! over this weekend, there were some doubts, thanks to the rapid implosion of silicon valley bank, which last week collapsed, after losing all of its money in just 48 hours. i don't see how a bank could lose all their money? why don't they just attach it to the chains they put on the pens? then they can't. it's pretty bad when the first time you ever hear of a bank is when they're going out of business. bu

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater it's stephen colbert! stephen: hey! thanks for being here. thank you very much. good to see you. good to see you. happy tuesday! happy! hey! hey, everybody! hello! thank you very much! [cheers and applause] hello! [crowd chanting "stephen"] thank you very much! very kind! please have a seat, everybody. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. first of all... happy mardi gras, everybody! also known as fat tuesday, and i think it's time we stop shaming days of the week. tuesday can't help it, it's all those tacos! after his surprise visit to kyiv yesterday, today joe biden was in poland, where he gave a fiery speech defending democracy to mark the one year anniversary of putin's invasion of ukraine. of course, the traditional gift for the first anniversary is paper, so biden gave ukraine 460 million $1 bills. [cheers and applause] today, putin hit back at the west in russia's state of the union speech. russia's state of the union speech is just like ours, except the special gue

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[gentle music] >> [speaking softly] it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, stephen welcomes nick kroll and congressman jim himes. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and special activity: reconnecting with a childhood friend over the phone. plus, the life-changing realization that you are enough and always have been. and a full hour of watching a mushroom grow out of a fallen tree. to knowledge the beauty and the fact that everything, including you, must one day die in order for more life to form, because death and growth are interconnected. >> stephen: okay, that's good. jimmy, could you stop, please. thank you. it's, uh, it's cool. it's really cool, guys. it's just, it's a terrible opening for my show. >> wait, what do you mean? >> stephen: we need energy. okay? i wanted explosions. i wanted fights. i want somebody to kick through a wall. >> we have a problem. it's time to start the show, and the audience is asleep. >> sorry, stephen. what do we do? >> um, you could just not do the show. >> stephen: no. i'm not going to let these two ine

i'm your host, stephen colbert.eers and applause] and ladies and gentlemen, i want to start off tonight with some great news about our financial system. we still have one! over the weekend, there were some doubts, thanks to the rapid implosion of silicon valley bank, which last week collapsed, after losing all of its money in just 48 hours. i don't see how a bank could lose all their money. why don't they just attach it to the chains they put on the pens? then they can't -- it's pretty bad when the first time you ever hear of a bank is when they're going out of business. but we should have seen it coming from their slogan, silicon valley bank. "we will be missed." here's the thing, silicon valley wasn't a normal bank, as we would think of it. they didn't have a lot of small depositors. they had a lot of tech start-ups the startups needed to transfer someplace until they withdrew it later. meaning svb was sort of like a venmo for dropbox. or like a taskrabbit for paypal. no, it was like a grinder for grubhub. whateve

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... unbe-leak-able. first, stephen welcomes... michelle yeoh and riley keough. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] always nice to see you. happy wednesday. happy wednesday. happy hump day. good for you. hello. thanks, everybody. please, have a seat, won't you please? ladies and gentlemen, welcome welcome, one and all, to "the late show." i'm your host stephen colbert. tonight, the big story is that chicago mayor lori lightfoot failed in her bid to win reelection. making her the first incumbent chicago mirror not to be reelected in 40 years. and for more on that, watch something else, because i have no opinion. either good or bad, i don't know. another thing i have no opinion about? where the coronavirus came from. i wanna know where it is now, so i can not be there. on sunday, we learned that the department of energy believes that the covid pandemic was the result of a lab leak,

which is not a great description and stephen colbert in a sp friendly environment said, youyou didn't brought up the veep, which is a a comedy, i think she is a nice person, i don't think she is one of those people with a mean streak that is masking it, i think, people that knowe her, she is lacking self confidence because of a poor performance she cannot get a sentence out, you made me watch her appearance twice to prepare, she talks in a circle and says 12 sentences when 5 works work, you have to strain to find out who her point is, she did answer, she said, i went to munich. crimes against humanitarian are bad, really, what is, that it took her fo forever to describe. >> remember the movie with roseanne barr she devil, that is what that white house almost feels like they go around blowing up things and not showing up and walking aircraft. >> i don't know who is in charge, we had a drone, for 50 million dollar shot out of the sky by our number two enemy in the world we have not heard from the president on this vice president could have used that as an opportunity to to tell -- colbe

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. ♪ ♪ >> stephenank you very much. hello. happy wednesday. hello, hello, hello, hello. >> audience: [chanting] stephen! stephen! >> stephen: hey! hey, everybody. thank you very much. you're very kind. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert.. did you get out today? did you get out today? i went for a walk. what a glorious day we had here in new york city. it's february 15th, and it was 60 degrees. climate change has its perks. yes, we're all gonna die, but... sweater weather! otherwise there's not much going on. what, let's see... what's happening? oh, right, aliens are real, and they're conquering our skies. you may recall that last military shot down three unidentified flying objects in three days. and on monday, the biden administration tried to convince us that it was no big whoop. >> i don't think the american people need to worry about aliens, with respect to these craft. period. i don't think there's any more that needs to be said. >> stephen: "no one needs to wor

blige the guest on the tonight show with stephen colbert. >>> the driver of a >>> a driver of a stolen police cruiser jumped out while police were chasing him. there is new video showing the moment the car was stolen. it started on the five just outside the santa clarita. it was unlocked. he had crashed the other car he was in on the freeway. the chase ended though about 30 miles away, and he jumped out of the moving car and the cruiser kept on going. we're freezing that video there. it is very graphic. eventually the car smashed into the pole and the suspect later died at the hospital. >>> all right, now to first alert weather. an interesting affect in some of san francisco's tallest buildings, it has been cracking. sometimes falling glass from skyscrapers. today a high-rise window crashed on mission street near fremont, closed for hours. thankfully nobody got hurt. but this has happened a few times this month. just this week, glass rained down from a high-rise along california street, now there's even talk about changing city building codes. went out with an architect to get a closer

>> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... joe me the money. lily tomlin and jane fonda. and steven spielberg and john williams. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater ineyow n rk [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: wow. oh! >> audience: [chanting] stephen! stephen! >> stephen: happy thursday! happy, happy, happy. happy thursday! hey, everybody! thanks, everybody. please have a seat. welcome, one and all, i'm your host, stephen colbert.d. because at long last, president the drama was palpable.his >> the budget of joe biden is out! the budget is out! biden calls for cash! >> and congress will answer. >> stephen: the answer is "no." "the new york times" describes biden's budget as "dead on arrival." "dead on arrival" is pretty harsh coming from a newspaper. my newspaper used to come delivered in a plastic bag. now it comes in a little casket. but it's true. the g.o.p. quickly rejected biden's budget, because they prefer "deep cuts to health care, food assistance and housing programs for

. >> dana: talk about the democrats for a moment, kamala harris was on stephen colbert and he asked aboutill not make any announcements tonight on the show. >> he wouldn't mind. >> he wouldn't mind at all. >> you getting out in front of it? i'm sure president obama used joe biden to float a few ideas here and there, just say it. >> as joe biden has said he intends to run and if he does, i will be running with him. >> dana: to me, all logic looks like he is running, there is significant school of thought including amongst democrats that biden will not run again, how do you see it? >> bret: it is definitely not 100%, you are right, dana. democrats are not saying 100%. a lot of them expect him to run. that interview was interesting, she focused on ukraine. remember part of the left is anti-war and "wall street journal" pointed out a lot of them have ukrainian bumper stickers on their cars. she also said the show veep, was accurate about her job at one point, not the best look on stephen colbert. >> dana: that is one of my favorite shows ever, i am glad she thinks it isun iffy, that is a good

stephen colbert. anybody like him? he's not funny. anyway, she claimed her life as v.p. is similar to the comedy show veep. when asked to describe her actual role as v.p., she refused to answer the question and instead she just, you know, kissed joe biden's ass. take a look. >> what is the actual role on a daily basis as you have found it? >> well, i have the great privilege of serving with joe biden who is president of the united states. he is an extraordinary leader and i wish that people could see what i see because there's only one person that is behind that resolute desk. the decisions that person has to make are the decisions that nobody else can make. he's an extraordinary leader. [applause] >> an excellent answer. and the question was what is the job of the vice president? >> sean: the passage of time. means time is passing because it's passing. anyway, jimmy failla, joe concha. >> good to see you, buddy. >> sean: so we have a giggling v.p. going on a hack's last night show. >> it's hard for me to make fun of people because i look like a stripper named tragic mik

. >> ainsley: in other news, kamala harris last night was on with stephen colbert and they talked all things. >> steve: did you watch? >> ainsley: did i not. i saw some clips this morning and read some articles about it. but they talked about abortion rights and ukraine and the election. and he asked her because it's one of his favorite shows which actually i love this show, too. hilarious. veep, about the vice president position. the lady from julia. >> steve: louie dreyfus. he said are there any similarities to the show and she plays the vice president to your role as the actual vice president. listen to this. >> one of the themes of the show is that her character meyer is frustrated by the sometimes vague duties of the role, like it's a high constitutional office but it's not prescribed so much about what you are supposed to be doing. >> well, i have the great privilege of serving with joe biden who is president of the united states. [applause] >> and was vice president. >> does he understand what it is like to be a vice president. >> he does. he does. and he really is a true partn

to each their home. >> jen psaki is going to be on stephen colbert tonight and of course he asked hertary dealing with fox. >> what's it like for you as someone who is on the othe side of those questions of supposed journalists whe they're clear head pop chrissy is exposed like this there can be anyone who work there who goes, yes, this is a clean organization and go to work for >> first of, all i don't think it's a shock to me hard wasn't a shock to me that they were sharing inaccurate information we knew that with our own eyes >> but they were givin accurate information and the asking for it to be withdraw because the referred of thei audience >> well, that, but there wer also knowingly sharing a accurate information i had about 20 seconds where i thought, tucker carlson, maybe he's one of us and then five -- by second 21 i thought, while, he's intentionally sharing disinformation with hi audiences and treating the like they are stupid, frankly, so he can save his job, save yours, and make money. that's the part that's the mos horrifying to me i am horrified by th disinformation but

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for the late show with stephen colbert.people. >> peo >> at a recent house presentation on energy, texas representative ronny jackson, formerly known as "dr. feelgood" for his generous pill prescriptions, could be seen touching his nose behind a posterboard, leading some to believe he was doing cocaine. >> you're watching c-span3. let me know how it is. i'll be watching netflix. up next, representative aaron bean and former president trump's personal physician, dr. ronny jackson. >> mr. speaker, it doesn't have to be this way. >> [sniffing] >> the united states has the resources, the know-how, and the expertise to be once again an energy independent nation. >> [burbling] >> and an exporter of energy. american energy is not the enemy. it's the solution. >>

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. >>> tonight, vice president kamala harris is on the late show with stephen colbert. >> well, we'reo make any announcement tonight. and he intends to run. if he does, i'll be running with him. you can catch the interview right after this newscast. >> or go back to some of your favorites. more than 125 businesses will have special lunch or dinner menus for this. if ytnfood, they're downtown oakland. and they will have a unique menu special for restaurant week. they opened shop in 2016 known for their central style barbecue. they're known for pastas and appetizers with brussel sprouts. and an important note, you'll have an option to make a $5 donation to the food justice communication and it will go towards feeding homeless residents. >>> no problem, google i'm jayson. i'm living with hiv and i'm on cabenuva. it helps keep me undetectable. for adults who are undetectable, cabenuva is the only complete, long-acting hiv treatment you can get every other month. cabenuva is two injections, given by my healthcare provider, every other month. it's really nice not to have to rush home and ta

he's just the worst late night host ever. >> stephen , anyone like stephen colbert, he's not funny. that's his biggest problem. and i'm funny anyway, where she claimed that her life as vp is actually similar to the comedy show veep. and when asked to describe her actual role as vp, she refused to answer the question. and instead she just, you know, kissed joe biden's. >> take a look. what does what is the actual role on a daily basis, as you have found it? >> well, i have the great privilege of serving with joe biden, who was present in the united states . he is an extraordinary leader. and i wish that people could see what i see because there's only one person is this behind that resolute desk and the decisions that that person has to make are the decisions that nobody else in the country can make. >> and he's an extraordinary leader. william, that's an excellent that's an excellent answer. >> and the question was, what is the job of the vice president ? >> the passage of time means time is passing because it's passing anyway. >> here now, folks across america goes to the ballot bo

came out and said with low confidence that they thought it was a lab leak some rejected that, stephen colbert the late-night comedian will the late-night energy to stay in his lane and get out of this stuff. then fbi director for christopher wray told bret baier the fbi think they came from a lab leak to pretty target for them to deny but it was all about trump. gerry: lee zeldin do think the republican congress is good to be able to get to the bottom particularly one of the disturbing things the way in which officials seem to sign with the chinese explanation there is stories and doubts early on whether it came from a wet market but somehow using other seem to be eager to crush the idea do you think will get to the bottom of that. >> i do i think we are seeing the bottom and we are talking about the bottom because at this point years later were able to get to the bottom of it. i think the strategy in 2020 was to be able to blame president trump for everything that went wrong and if you go along with the lab leak theory as far as the cause for all of the problems of the challenges in the live

. >>> thanks for watching, the late show with stephen colbert is next.lson aired previously unseen video of the assault on the capitol on his show last night. what carlson did is use selected clips from surveillance tapes provided to him by house speaker kevin mccarty to claim falsely that journalists and lawmakers lied about the january 6 attack on the capitol. >> carlson called january 6 "mostly peaceful and meek with a small percent that was violent." he showed limited, edited footage monday night on his program. >> and now... tucker carlson presents "jaws." >> we wanted to know what is going on in the ocean. thanks to the new republican speaker's office, we gained access to thousands of hours of surveillance video that help answer that question.

stephen colbert clamouring more. stephen colbert clamouring more.defends boneheaded trade. i think we could we could drift off into a debate about the nhs and i'm perfectly happy to do it. but what they're talking about the moment and conditions. moment is pay and conditions. they they're overworked they say they're overworked and what to be doing absolutely what we to be doing absolutely right negotiating, talking right is negotiating, talking about schools right is negotiating, talking abc around schools right is negotiating, talking abc around country schools right is negotiating, talking abc around country we hools right is negotiating, talking abc around country we should all around the country we should be medical be actually talking. the medical school collectively be school should collectively be talking barclay , the talking to stephen barclay, the secretary state for health. we should talking and should actually be talking and negotiate. mean , should negotiate. i mean, that should the ought to be that the junior it ought to be that this i

first she could not answer a simple question on the stephen colbert show. >> i have know you love veep it accurate? >> there are bits of it that are quite accurate. >> what is the actual role on a daily basis as you finds it. >> i have the privilege of serving with joe biden who is president of the united states. >> that's an excellent answer, the question was, what was the job of the vice president. brian: it gets worse. when she showed up to the march madness game for the alma matre, howard universities, the crowd booed her? iowa. then she thought it would be a good idea to give them a. he talk after the loss. >> i mean, you literally what you have done is an historic proportion. back in the day when we were just happy to be in the game, much less get into this place. >> one twitter user posting this. every team that loses should have to listen to that as punishment. >> they lost the game then had to be subjected to that speech. this user says i can feel the cringe in the room, i'm speechless. joining me two stepchildren embarking only a comedian tour together. they will be on kenned