sweetie, i will be home soon. today was a powerful -- >> happy birthday, honey. i think she'd prefer a watch. but go ahead. >> i have a few tricks up my sleeve there. today was a wonderful day for america. it's a day that the house stood firm.

i said, "what's up, sweetie.""the heart, she holler." >> y. >> jimmy: "the heart, she holler." >> "the heart, she holler" is basically these two guys who did wondershowzen for mtv2. imagine the most annoying brooklyn hipster on his unicycle with his handle bar mustache and his artisanal pickles, and then ask him, give him bath salts and then ask him to describe the deep south, and that's what "the heart, she holler" is. >> jimmy: that's the best description for any show i've ever heard in my life. >> and also dump as many fluids as you can into the scenario. and that's what the show is. i have never been part of a show that involves more bodily fluids flying out of holes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a great guarantee, right there. we do have a clip. do you want to set up the clip? >> oh, i get to set up a clip? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i've always wanted to set up a clip. okay, yeah, this is a clip from "the heart, she holler." i play herlin heartshe, and i'm meeting my bride to be played by the lovely amber tam

ok, sweetie, it's nap time now, ok? you want me to get 'em up? oh, no, i'll get 'em. i love caring for the children. it's so...fulfilling. [cooing voice] ok, come on. come on, ally, let's go. i'll read you a story, ok? i'll be just a minute, all right? and, uh, ray. don't... don't what? just don't. so, ray, what's it like having 3 children under the age of 5? well... i like to tell people it's kind of like a frat house. yeah. nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. can i quote you? why, you like that? oh, yeah, i do. debra: get back in that crib now! said the mama bear to the three little bears. she tells great stories, doesn't she? ray: oh, no. ray, there's a big black car parked in your driveway. yeah. debra's got some company, all right? so-- you know who drives big black cars? the feds. it's my car. i'm here to see debra. ooh, wait a minute. say something else. hello. i'm dr. nora. oh, that voice. are you dr. nora? that's me. ohh! oh ho ho! i can't tell you what a huge fan i am of yours. you taught me to express myself. thanks a bunch

little girlie, you must be-- and then you shall have a sweetie. pretty polly. pretty polly. is jacob there? funny man. they think she's a parrot and perhaps she is. now, then polly whistle for us? i've seen a good deal of time, but never the likes of this. well, you know, when a house gets old, it begins to decay. and when people sit year after year in the same room torturing each other, they begin to go off their nut. now, madam here-- be quiet, polly, quiet. madam's been sitting there for forty years. same husband, same furniture, same relations, same friends. as for what's gone on in the house, well, i wouldn't like to take my oath on it. do you see this statue over here? this was her, when she was young. my god, this? the mummy? yes, enough to make you cry, isn't it? the old man, ostensibly the student's benefactor, is not what he seems to be at first. this initial encounter is more than a casual introduction. feel how cold i am. when you can't move, the blood stiffens. i'm gonna die soon, i know that. but there are one or two things, i've gotta do before i go. it's horr

it's really real. >> the reality of "welcome to sweetie pie" includes sharing the spotlight with herho she credits with bring the show to oprah winfrey's o network. >> i never imagined it would go this far. blessing from god got it in the right hands of people, eventually in the hands of oprah. that's a blessing. >> hey, everybody. [ screaming >> another person screams. >> hi. hi. where's the door? >> someone else screams. >> holy [ mute it's oprah. >> when oprah showed up to the restaurant, i was so excited my heart started beating. i could hardly believe my eyes. i knew she had life class in st. louis, but i didn't think she would have the time to come visit little old me. >> how important has the tv show been to the growing success of the restaurant? >> oh, man. the tv show has increased our business 100%. it's increased our business 100%. it's opened the doors for us. we have a lot more things on the table. >> is it ever difficult to do the day-to-day operations of the restaurant because of the tv show? does that make it more challenging? >> yeah. because normally we would be out

come on, sweetie, could you just go downstairs and say you're sorry? no. doug...l right? that basement was my tv room, my fort, ya know? and i gave it up to him 'cause he didn't have a place to live. and if he can't appreciate that, well, you know what? let him move out. doug, what do you want me to say? that he's crazy? that he makes you crazy? that he's a strain on our marriage? i admit all of that. now, go beg him to stay. all right, that's it. i've taken only what i came here with and some hand towels. arthur? yes? look, i'm sorry. i like having you here, and we want you to stay. oh, i see dr. jekyll has returned. frankly, douglas, your mood swings are frightening. aaaagh! case in point. good-bye. i'll send for my armoire. ♪ le freak, c'est chic ♪ freak out ♪ aw ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] elevate your style. introducing the all-new corolla. ♪ bring your dog to work day. not our best idea. [ barking ] george! stop it! stop. oh. it was a nice thought. [ male announcer ] some business decisions are better than others. the best decision is switching to verizon. you'

right, sweetie? you know it.pparently, this camp story's the only thing that keeps carrie from barfin' at the thought of marryin' me, and it's not even true. right, right. i see your problem. are there any more bugles in there? here. so what do i do? i mean, do i tell her the truth, or do i just leave it alone? leave it alone. yeah, but if i leave it alone, that's the first lie of our marriage. i mean, i know there'll be others, but this just kicks it off so early. leave it alone. what are you sayin', that carrie's so out of my league that i could only get her to marry me on a lie? just leave it alone. i can't believe you. oh, come on, man. it's not a big deal. i mean, women are just different. they need to think there's some magic fairy dust sprinkled over everything. see, all a man needs to know is that he's getting something "special" on his birthday. just leave it alone and let her believe. i guess. wait a second. after you're married, it's not just on your birthday, is it? you'll see. oh. i gotta roll. oh. o

sweetie, stay right here, okay? i'll be back. what are you doing? what? i'm standing.s is how i stand. what are you wearing? clothes. this is how i dress. this is how i stand. this is how i dress. (cameraman) great. eyes at me, please. beautiful. again. great. beautiful. excuse me, would you put that out? it's bothering me. but you're smoking. my smoke isn't bothering me. thank you. all right, she'll talk to you. but make it quick. i'm not paying her $1,000 an hour just to chat. uh, thank you. can you give us a minute? sure--all right, everybody, take ten. let's get her in the other dress, please. sweetheart, oh, you look ravishing. these gentlemen are from the police department. they want to talk to you about clea vance. why? i don't know. we're probably just tilting at windmills. windmills? it's a literary reference. from a book. um, i guess i can talk while i change. um, meet me over there? only one of you. okay. i guess the only fair way is alphabetically. oh, adrian. last names. so a is, no. uh, b, no. c, no. d, disher. that's-- monk, you go. it's your case. dishe

because he thought it was a machine you saw this vacuum cleaner and he was like and i remember going sweetie was feeding the roomba some chips or something like that if it was that larry said kimball ted tweets what's your favorite scenes oh wow i have no idea with them i don't know i'm excited i would say. what i say a goat cheese i love a swiss man you're a swiss man i like good cheese because you can pull and cranberries and it's pretty neat larry are glad burden on twitter who would win in a fight garry waltz robusta blue gary would take him out. to go with the hook with her i mean that's not saying a lot but gary would take him out actually i take it back as this past season buster did get by on a case and where he could easily take somebody out and he's not even aware of he'll just pass them on the back and they'll go fly and so maybe buster could take area with arrested development continued if you think the would go on to do other clearly on a command yes the way you know i hope so i mean that's what's great about the show is there's all these surprises come out you don't know how it

. >> she's a sweetie. she gets a lot of love. >> thank you so much. the one we saw. >> tell us -- how are you, sweetie? >> tell us why your dog should be top dog. >> well, wilshire is a fire house dog. we rescued him. he was brought to the fire station by a 10-year-old little girl and her parents, they couldn't keep her. he was headed to the pound. so we have had him about six years. and he is just -- he has been outstanding. we take him around to schools and large events where he stops, drops and rolls, does all kinds of tricks for people. teaches them all about fire safety. >> here's a card, a wilshire card. >> going to go to his head. thank you. >> wil shir going to do a trick? oh! >> nice. >> thank you, honey. >> bye, wilshire. >> all right. last up, we have eileen ordman and dempsey. >> hello, tell us what happened to dempsey. >> dempsey was intentionally burned. i saw his story, put in for his adoption and we use him to educate kids about the danger of fire. if it can do it to him, it can do it to you. >> a kid who was just willfully cruel. >> a

hey, sweetie. hey. hey, how was the rally? oh, fantastic.olar bear towards extinction. ooh, really? i did not hear that on entertainment tonight. yeah, and who'll help the polar bears if we don't? oh, not the black bear. they're all like, "yo, take that, whitey." oh, and i met some really, really interesting people who invited me to join them at a spontaneous public art project. oh, would you like to join me? oh, i'd love to, but we have to work. you mean, you have to work, mr. corporate sellout. no, we work together. ah, i'm gonna need you to stay late and pick up my slack. hey, i found someone to cover for me. i can go. good! hey, i just thought of another one. magnum, p.i. yeah, yeah, that was a good show. good stories, good scenery, good mustache. [chuckling] it's fun thinking of tv shows that are good. but i'm now i'm gonna go count how many plastic containers we have in the kitchen. 14, but only 9 lids. what's up with that? come on, there's gotta be something interesting we can do that does not involve tv. well, we could play monopoly.

come on out, sweetie. come on out, christine. oh, wow!sorry. >> you look darling. >> you look great. >> what is the quickest way to get rid of the frizz look, the look of frizz is to make your hair a little bit darker. now, this did two things. she tried to make her hair lighter which turned it that orangey brown color and made her skin look a little sallow. this made her complexion look better. we don't want the makeup to be overwhelming. >> i want to feel. >> igor gave her this great lesson with a large brush, by the way. a little bit of balm. she blow dries her hair in five minutes or under. again, a mother of three. all born on may 8th. >> all right. beautiful. >> congratulations. >> all right up we have andrea toussaint, 32, she's been teaching grades 9 to 12 for 10 years. she says her hairstyle is practical. she's ready to funk it up. here's her before picture. let's go ahead and take a look at her after picture. come on out, andrea. oh, i'm sorry. ooh, la la. uh-huh. you look good. tell us what you did. >> andrea chose to make her

. >> miranda, turn around, sweetie, let me see. >> look! >> uh, you know what, baby?ere's no pimple there. >> ok, well, wait, wait, wait, wait. i am not hallucinating! there is a zit, and it is right here and i see it. >> okay. >> oh! >> you -- you know what? miranda, i think you need to cut back on the caffeine. >> yep. [ telephone rings ] >> oh, excuse me. hello? >> claretha? when are you going to finish my makeup? >> oh, ella, i'm going to get right on you as soon as i finish the mother of the bride and the matron of honor. oh, and the ushers and the caterer and the bridesmaids and -- >> claretha, forget it. >> oh. >> just forget it. >> oh, okay. where is your sister, anyway? >> oh. that was your father. there was an emergency delivery at the hotel. >> what? >> the housekeeper went into labor. >> but what if he doesn't get here in time? oh! oh. wait, wait. but -- who's going to walk me down the aisle? who is going to be my matron of honor? >> miranda, i need you to calm down before you send me into labor, okay? [ miranda sighs ] >> this is-- >> hey, relax! your fat

um, sweetie, do you remember why we split up? the big reason or all the little reasons?ere a lot of little reasons, alan. i know. like the way your toenails grow all crazy. right. and your ear hair and your nose hair. got it. and that one long hair on your back, yuck! ok, forget the little reasons. just, just the big one. yeah, you didn't want to have a baby, and i did. right. well, what would you say if i were to tell you that i've changed my mind about that? really? yeah, i've just been thinking that jake is almost grown and there's still a lot of daddy left in me. so you want to have a baby? yes, i do. a fresh start, a-a-a new chapter. wow, that's a big step. yeah, i know. i know it is. so if you want to think about it... no, that's okay. let's make a baby. just like that? don't you want to talk about it some more? alan, it's practically all we talked about our entire marriage. baby, baby, toenails, baby, ear hair, baby, how clocks work, baby. (chuckles) so...so you really want to do this? do what? you see, if you use tape, it's much easier to rotate in new posters wh

anyway, good night, sweetie.l, there's still one person we haven't heard from in the syria bombing debate. the perspective bombee, that's about to change in our new segment, what is the guy we're thinking of bombing think about us bombing him? yes, syrian president bash ar assad sat down with charl yeaux for an interview about the very subject. i will tell you what, i will write down what i think he is going to say about his bombing. >> we've been living in this for the last two years and a half, it is going to get worse with any strike of stupid war. >> oh, he's against it. i had down please bomb me. (laughter) that's so weird. for some reason t didn't come out written with the ink of the pen i'm holding. (laughter) i probably should have thought of that. but i-- didn't. all right, let's hear assad's arguments against bombing. >> this is the war has come to support al qaeda and the same people that kill americans in the 11th of september. >> jon: oh, don't bomb me that would help al qaeda, so. maybe we want to h

. >> all right sweetie? >> all right. that the defense attorney is going to cross you on. cutie, sweetie, honey. and he said, that's my way. i call everybody honey. except me. i think he's afraid of me. >> this time they ask her to lead her to a parking lot across the street and turn her over to the alleged hitman while detectives watch from a series of nearby vehicles. the undercover using the pseudonym nick. >> hi. how are you? >> hi. >> nick, sue. sue, nick. i will not be too far away. okay? >> sure. >> the introductions go smoothly until investigators realize the video camera inside the undercover's car isn't working. >> this is the world that you live in. you hope for the best, but sometimes you come up a little short. but we were lucky in this case to be able to back that up with enough audio to evaluate the substance of what the conversation was. >> i'm in a nasty divorce. my husband, he beats the [ bleep ] out of me. i'm afraid to talk. can you tell? >> you would think that if someone thought there was any chance

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. >> he's my sweetie. see how good pat looked there? so handsome. but nora says that pat wasn't getting the care he needed. she alleges he was so neglected, he developed bed sores. that he was denied physical therapy, and lost all mobility; he was dehydrated and malnourished. >> he smelled, his hair was dirty, his butt was dirty. told by doctors he was dying, she took him home. he passed away a few weeks later of sepsis due to infection. > pat died for no reason, mi hijo. people have got to know what these nursing homes consist of. they don't care, they're there for a paycheck. >> nora's lawyer shot video footage of pat's condition before he died - she hasn't been able to bring herself to watch it. >> and you've never watched this video? >> i've never watched the video. >> do you want to watch the video? >> no, i'm scared to see it. i can't. >> this video is critical evidence in nora's case. the images are disturbing. >> nora is trying to take care of pat. he's covered in sores. the sores on his foot are so bad that the bone is sticking out. >> he s

after morning walks to mcdonald's and trips to the doughnut shop he knew his southern sweetie was the one. "my phone takes the same charger as hers does and hers is from clear back in louisiana and mine is from out here so we figured if the phones got together, we will just get together." a rancher and harley rider back in the day, andy's proposal crushed a few hearts. "he said i can't kneel down, i can't get back up. "i might make it down but never get back up without help." the early bird wedding at cock-a-doodle doughnuts surprised friends who watched the courtship. "well we didn't see the wedding coming, but we certainly saw the courtship developing -- all of a sudden they were holding hands. she had her walker, he had his cane, and, pretty soon, they didn't have either one, they just had each other." 'til death do us part... andy figures that's at least another six years. "it'll mean when you wake up at night and feeling kind of sad or by the end of i nd." do's, the groom didn't waste a minute. "... i now pronounce you husband and wife." he shared an apple fritter with the apple

oh, robert, hi, sweety. he's always there for you. he's amazing guy. you all so much for being here. i'm just here as the supervisor, my first event to honor you, to support you, to thank you for not just being in the neighborhood, but really opening up your doors and caring about the neighborhood. caring about what happens to the people there, caring about what happens to the businesses, not just your own business, but all the businesses. i love the lower haight because it's like a family. it's a real community. it's an amazing place to eat. it's amazing place to shop. it's amazing place to be. and you are so deserving of this award. and i couldn't be proud eras district 5 supervisor and also as a resident of the lower haight. so, thank you and congratulations on your award. and i'm just here to actually crash the event, to just say congratulations because you all are some of my favorite people in this district. thank you very much. (applause) >> can i leave or you want me to stay? >> oh, stay. supervisor breed, thank you so much for being here. it's

. >> thank you, sweetie. >> that was awesome! and i will get through this together. [applause] >> how are you doing?

aw, loosen up, sweetie. i can't. i don't move right. sure, you do. come on. come on.asy on him, charlotte. he's got a real date tonight. ♪ gotta make you understand ♪ never gonna give you up ( phone rings ) ♪ never gonna let you down ♪ never gonna run around and desert you ♪ (ringing continues) ♪ never gonna make you cry ♪ never gonna say good-bye... started out as a nice night. who was the phone call from? i don't remember a phone call. your mom does. huh? maybe she's adding that detail in her mind. embellishing, you know? to be honest, i'm still learning about what's happening to her. ryan, could we get your sister's address? yeah. rush: diabetes don't scare you enough, you got to add smoking to your health problems? thanks, lil. you know what? i don't hear that enough at home. i got that. you're tina, right? who are you? detectives rush and lassing, homicide. we want to talk about your dad. no, thanks. we know he dropped you at a friend's house that night. i'm not talking to any cops. how come? you guys decided a long time ago how my dad died. why you got to bring

. >> and the you say, sweetie, pick a recipe tonight.mommy, daddy and the rest of the family. you can, only a few ingredients. awe also with shrimp and coconut. >> that is so australian. >> this is, something that's pasta? >> a busy working mummy. come 6:00, something happens and i'm morphing into captain veggie smuggler and always looking for ways to get more vegetables. seasonable vegetables into their daily diet. this one, we've seen the try tri colored packet of pasta. the green, the orange, the white. you get a zucchini, a carrot. parsley, take a lovely veggie peeler. start from the top all the way down and you create a mound of beautiful vegetable ribbons. a pot of boiling water. pop your thin vegetable ribbons into it and boil them. >> put sauce on that. >> your family's favorite pasta sauce. just a marinara, sprinkling of cheese. it's easy. >> dessert? >> this one, so you make these. literally two ingredients. pop them out whether it's a 6-year-old birthday party or 66-year-old birthday party, they've got an alluring effect. ever

>> i don't know, sweetie. you know -- no, no -- okay, well, then how do you explain the housekeeper going into labor with triplets on my wedding day? my wedding day? >> yeah, that sounds like karma to me. >> jazmine. listen, miranda, everything is going to be fine. >> yes, honey, your father's going to be here, don't worry. i'm going to check my phone to see if he called. >> hey, any word from -- what's your husband's name? >> jeffrey. >> jeffrey? >> no, he hasn't answered his cell phone. >> okay, this is not good. >> i know it's not good. >> calvin is next door freaking out. >> well, then they're the perfect couple, because miranda's over here freaking out. >> no, no! i'm not doing this! i'm not getting married. that -- that's it, that's it, that's it! >> oh, yes, you are, my dear. you are getting married, honey. i know -- listen, baby, i know you want your father and julia here, okay? but you are marrying calvin. you're not marrying them. >> hmm. hmm, hmm. why does that make so much more sense with you sayin

he was my sweety. >> reporter: nora says that pat wasn't getting the care that he needed.e was so neglected he developed bed sores, that he was denied physical therapy and lost all nobility. he was dehydrated and malnourished. >> he smelled. his hair was dirty. his butt was dirty. >> reporter: nora took pat home. and he passed away due to infection one week later. >> pat died for no reason. people have got to know what these nursing homes consist of. they are there for a paycheck. >> reporter: nora's lawyer shot footage of pat's condition before he died. she hasn't been able to watch it. >> >> reporter: you have never watched this video? >> no. i am scared to see it. because i'll want to bring him back to me. >> reporter: uh-huh. this video is critical evidence in nora's case. the images are disturbing. >> i love you with all of my heart. >> reporter: nora is trying to take care of pat. he is covered in sores. the source on his foot are down to the point that the bone is actually sticking out. >> oh, my god, help me. [ inaudible ] >> reporter: the man in this video is comp

. - hi, sweetie. - all right, kids, go back inside. get washed up for dinner. what's going on? your cell was turned off, and i've been waiting. - oh, i had to take the car in for service. - well, come on in. food's getting cold. oh, and, david, what is that smell? it's all the way in the kitchen? - solvent. i was just cleaning some tools. - oh. well, can you get rid of it before we eat? - sure. - okay, guys, time to eat. wash your hands. when you smoke, addictive ingredients like nicotine pull you in. every day, over 1200 people die from smoking-related diseases. don't sink deeper into addiction. pull yourself out! ♪ don't you wanna, wanna ♪ don't you ♪ don't you want to see me flaunt what i got? ♪ oh. ♪ don't you ♪ don't you wanna, wanna ♪ don't you ♪ don't you wanna, wanna stress sweat is different than heat and activity sweat -- it smells worse. secret clinical strength gives you four times the protection against stress sweat. live fearlessly with secret clinical strength. against stress sweat. your dog is ugly.ks ridiculous. nice tail, loser. when you don't have a good brea

well, sweetie, that depends. are they berries, mangoes, or melons? linda? hey-- where'd she go? she hang up on me? ray, i'm sorry. i dumped her. i cut to commercial. we're off the air? lenny made me promise you start talking breasts... [over loudspeakers] lenny! you told pete to cut me off? we went over this. linda, if you're still listening, i didn't cut you off, baby. that was my producer, lenny. he used to have brass ones. but now he lets the fcc keep them in a box in washington. we should've let him walk when we had the chance. well, you wanted to be more controversial. not at the cost of our license. you found him, lenny, you lose him. listen, i put danny's math review on top of his bag. ruben told me what happened at the station, ray. are you tryin' to get yourself fired? can we not talk about this now? you have obligations, ray. stop playing games. i will. 9,500. let's make it 9,300. [whispering] he's home. i have to go. is it here? i can't get it, mr. ray. i'm sorry. i put your dinner in the microwave. it's okay, lusa. i'm not hungry. ray. i've got somethin' for ya, lenn

. >> how are you, sweetie? >> very well. nice to see you guys again. >> the jailhouse thing, what was this about? >> you know, the character has been engaged to allen's character for i don't know their -- i know their real names but not their fake names. it's all trying to get them married and he goes off to jail. >> why? >> something about tax evasion because he wasn't keeping an eye -- his accountant went away with his money. >> he's a pervert. >> no, no. >> betty would like that. >> right. >> this "mary tyler moore" reunion is huge. >> what took you so long? >> i know, right? we've had mary on the show, then valerie, we've been trying to get on the show for awhile, but oh, my god, these ladies, nobody went to their dressing rooms, we all the stayed on the set and watched. everyone had their little camera phones out. >> yeah, i have one now. i know how to do that, sort of. just magical? >> magical was the perfect word, it was magical, it was surreal. i remember lying on our living room floor watching this show. >> great, g

sweetie, why don't you take all your dolls off the table and wash your hands, ok?ma, look. ally, please clean up. oh, isn't that nice? what's this one, a streetwalker? she's an aerobics instructor, marie. she's dressed for the gym. ally, can you look at me? are you having trouble listening? no. ome on.

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. >> join your sister, sweetie. >> sandra harris is from oakwood, virginia.t a brand new look to help combat how old she's feeling now that she's experiencing menopause. boy, just wait, honey. let's listen to her story. >> well, we couldn't miss her in the crowd. menopause momma needs a makeover. i guess you really want this? >> yes, ma'am. i really, really want this. >> tell me why. you told me a little bit outside. >> i just feel like i'm aged and i look old and i'm tired. so i feel like i need a new me. >> well, it's 7:00 and we are going to make you look fabulous. >> all right! >> by 10:12. >> thank you so much. thank you. thank you! >> now someone is calling me on my watch. >> of course they are. >> she's here with her kids chris and hope. let's take one last look at sandra before. there she is. let's bring out the new sandra harris. ♪ >> oh, nice. all right. >> chris and open, take it off. >> oh, my god! >> you look hot. >> quite the change. turn around, sandra. give yourself a good look. >> put your glasses on. >> oh! >> awesome. >> you look beautiful.

. >> good morning, sweetie. >> she looks like fun, doesn't she? >> she does. now we know why.hy you love her? >> why don't we tell them why. she watches us in her gym as the kathie lee and hoda girl and always changes the channel to our show. look at herb t -- look at her t-shirt. >> god bless her. >> we hear you make your workouts more bearable, is that true? >> of course. of course. i turn it up full blast. i don't care if anyone else is complaining. i'm just going. >> selfish too. great. >> and she drinks her poweraid straight from her wine glass and we love the t-shirt and we're total into it. >> she wants to hoda on your kotb. >> callie, are you ready to hear where you're going, baby. >> am i ever. >> here we go. you and a friend, you guys are headed to the resort at long boat key club in sarasota, florida. four days, three nights. get breakfast each day at sam's point. round of golf for two and tickets to the wrinkling museum. -- ringling museum. >> which is cool. >> airfare for two is included. hotel and airfare furnished by the resort at long boat key club in partnersh

. >> look, sweetie, anthony went through a really bad divorce, and now he's just enjoying himself. >> no, will. what he's doing is filling his life with a bunch of meaningless physical relationships. >> like i said, he's enjoying himself. >> look, i still think renee needs a good man, all right? i mean, raymond was obviously the better choice. i don't understand. i just -- >> obviously. right. well, she seems happy. >> ohh, i hate you! i hate you! i do not believe you! >> all i'm saying is act like you see the bill sometime. give a fake reach or something. >> oh, you want me to fake it? you want me to fake it? 'cause i can do that. i did it last night. uhh! >> oh, well, first of all, if your kids weren't screaming, "are you my real dad? are you my real daddy?" a brother could concentrate. >> whatever! you look just like him! >> you know what? you just need a two-bedroom! >> i'm saving! i'm trying! ohh! >> ohh! >> wait, hold up. >> why you introduce me to her? >> hey, what happened, man? what's going on? >> i don't know. >> what's going on is your boy needs to know how to treat a lady.

sweetie, i will be home soon. today was a powerful -- >> happy birthday, honey. i think she'd prefer a watch. but go ahead. >> i have a few tricks up my sleeve there. today was a wonderful day for america. it's a day that the house stood firm. it sent a bold statement that we have been listening to the american people. we don't want to shut down the government. we want to protect our constituents from obamacare. the next step is in the senate. that's where the focus needs to turn. there are senators in the dmic party who can make some of the most important vote in the political career coming up next week. you can look at north carolina, louisiana, west virginia, arkansas, alaska. those senators are going to have to look constituents in the eye and let them know, are they going to get away from the clutch of harry reid or vote for constituents and protect thm from the harmful effects of this law? >> are the republicans this the senate united? i know rand paul is and ted cruz, mike lee and marco rubio are. >> i would say -- >> i believe this have 15 that signed mik

. >> good job, sweetie. >> jimmy: they forgot the epi-pen. that is what -- in lieu of your imagination, we provided that. this one doesn't make much sense either. a study out of stanford suggests that using social media is making us smarter. the study examined hundreds of essays written by college freshmen between 1917 and 2006. by 2006, the papers were longer, better researched, more complex than 1917. right, because kids in 2006, cut and pasted them from wikipedia. did people have pencils. the fact of the matter is that we are not getting smarter. our phones are getting smarter. i don't know my home phone number. my cell phone has the the information. phones in the old days were very, very dumb. it's not us. it's them. oh, by the way, sunday night, do not forget the emmy award. i believe this year they're on cbs. the emmy award are a chance to honor the actors everyone loves and the writers, directors, producers no one cares about. ♪ ♪ who let the dogs out ♪ who let the dogs out ♪ >> jimmy: thought i turned this off. >> jimmy, it's stephen.

come on, sweetie, i'm not a hard man. i'm just not. you know? >> slagle hasn't seen his daughter in eight years. but after learning of his new release date, he was permitted to call her. >> what are you doing, rayven? >> hey. >> i just found out they're going to let me out april 23rd. >> oh, i can't wait. >> are you going to come up here and see me? >> yeah. >> when was the last time i saw you, rayven? >> when i was 8. >> oh, i see. and you're going to be 17 the 18th of this month, see. >> yeah. >> that's too long, huh? rayven, i love you, honey. >> i love you too. >> hey, now, i got to ask you this, man. what do you think about your uncle roy, man? you never met him until he got out. >> he's okay. he's different. >> yeah, like what? tell me. >> just, i don't know. >> shoot straight with me now. >> you can tell that he's been in prison for a while. >> i know. that's true. when you talk to me, do i come off like that? >> kind of, but no, not really. sometimes. >> why? >> you're like, what's up, what are you doing? talking to me like i'm your home

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