tampones, lo mojan en vodka, y lo utilizan para que entre el alcohol directamente a la sangre.pueden mojar en vodka,se los llevan a la escuela, y se los comen. los padres no van a oler el alcohol, pero que no lo utilizan de esa manera. lo otro, es que tienen que tener mucho cuidado con los medicamentos de la tos,porque tienen un componente que si es utilizado en grandes cantidades puede ser un alucinÓgeno. los antibacterianos, que siempre nosotros promovemos, ya sea este grande u otro mÁs pequeÑo, lo que hacen es que lo ingieren, porque tiene alcohol, hay niÑos que son quÍmicos, porque lo mezclan con sal para que el alcohol sea mÁs puro. >> las recetas caseras que promueven la intoxicaciÓn, son productos que no estÁn producidos, valga la redundancia, para ese tipo de ingestiÓn, por lo que es muy peligroso. >> la nuez moscada, tiene una proteÍna que se parece mucho al Éxtasis, y cuando se consume, ya sea inhalado, en grandes cantidades, puede causar alucinaciones, euforia, cambia la personalidad del niÑo. >> es importante que los padres estÉn muy pendientes y tengan ese tipo de

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comencemos con el vodka. mucho mÁs rapito que si lo estÁn tomando. >>> mÁs rapido, pero peligroso. >>> es mayor el contenido y puede causar hasta daÑo. interesante, seguimos con el vodka, y tambiÉn hay niÑas, mucha gente no lo habrÁ escuchado antes pero sucede, hay niÑas que utilizan los tampones, lo mojan en vodka y lo utilizan para que entre a la sangre. esto ocurre, no podemos taparnos los ojos. y finalmente una de las medidas para burlar a los profesores, es que los dulces, los mojan en vodka, se lo llevan a la escuela y se los comen. pero tienen alcohol. es una de las cosas que pueden utilizar, pero el padre no le va a oler el alcohol, porque no lo utilizan de esa manera, lo otro es que tienen que tener mucho cuidado con los medicamentos de la tos, del resfriado, porque tienen un componente que se llama metrodetorfran, que si lo utilizan es peligroso. los antibacteriales tambiÉn, uno pequeÑo puede ser que se puede llevar el niÑo a la escuela, lo que hacen es que lo ingieren. hay niÑos que son quÍmicos, l

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this is vodka 6100. in most of today near rose's hotels this is great brand.o what they're doing. this is not tangential to what robert de niro is done. david: it is pronounced vodka. they took out the o. you don't see de niro in the picture. you and i can talk about this. let's listen to a portion of your interview with de niro. play the tape. >> i've done some ads here and there but nothing, nothing -- >> why haven't you? >> i didn't see, i didn't want to do that. and if i became part of something, like no-b or other business venture that i get involved in or into i want to be an active participant and i'll do what i can from my side to support that i don't want to come in and be paid. >> you managed to associate with these businesses and people know this is de niro project? >> i mean that's, that's what i, that i don't mind. that is what i want to be not like i'm the face of it or that. >> right. >> it is just not what i want do. i like, the thing has to work on its own. david: what an anti, i love it, he is anti-celebrity. >> he is. david: all those other

, she would very quietly and subtly slip me the vodka that she was supposed to drink.hter ] >> seth: so she was pregnant but you were drinking hers too. >> i was smashed. >> exactly. >> seth: now you guys have been co-anchoring together for two years now. about? a little over? >> yeah. >> mm-hmm. >> seth: and what have you learned about each other in the last two years? >> i learned that matt is -- >> seth: and savannah, i don't really want to hear -- [ laughter ] >> well it's just funny about matt. because he is very sophisticated and suave. but what you don't know about him -- and he is a very modern guy, but he -- >> seth: he texted you you were pregnant, so we all know how modern he is. >> but texting is actually the outer limits of his technical abilities. and every morning before the show i'm like the i.t. department. he's like, "why are these wireless networks keep popping up?" i'm like, hand it over. he's a total luddite. he thinks the internet is a passing fancy. >> i actually by mistake texted four other people "are you pregnant?" in sochi before i got to sav

no i think it's for me. but with falvors of the poweder alc's vodka? - vodaly take that! there's definitt trade bureau would n >>> moth pers against drunk driving say while powder alcohol is warning parents to be aware of what will likely be the next alcoholic fad. >> we have seen this come and go many times with the big rise in alcohol, whipped cream alcohol and calf if i nateed alcohol. >> the company's website says possible can be added to wear, soda and food. >> would you do that. >> vodka rum. mojito. how can you take that. >> there is definitely a market. >> the alcohol tobacco tax and trade bureau would not give details on how the agency mistakenly announced palcohol had been approved. >> oops. >> seemed like it may get approval. we will have to wait and see. >> thanks. >>> a museum dedicated to the for gotten history of san francisco's tenderloin will soon be a reality. details were announced today. it will open early next year k. it will honor a rich history very different from the crime and drug problems that plagued the troubled neighborhood. >> in 1920, the te

they have to sell more vodka. they are not selling enough vodka. flat in america.ng down for them. thailand. those are the big issues. fran? >> you tusmed on some of the big themes . what about deal makers? are they going to counter this and buy more local drinks that sell better? where are i think that is the conversation we just had from the analysts saying the small niche brands with individual personalities so to speak are what the booze companies, the big beasts are going to want to buy. you're seeing diageo go after united spirits. that is going to give them 10% of the global spirits market. so when they go to do a big deal it is about scale. the next step is more deals. acquisitions. that is going to be the theme. i like bloomberg industries. they help me a lot. this year it could be the biggest deal of the year in the spirits business. you have beam and conti. look for the niche. >> look for the niche. irish -- what? is it alcohol? > rocket fuel. >> something to look out for. maybe not try it but look out for it. thank you so much. ranian the latest. -- man

limeade and a pinch of and you shake it up with vodka. shrimp with awith fabulous creamy sauce. the best mashed potatoes in the world. it is not for dieting. probably a fabulous salmon which sauce which take seven or eight minutes. something green. that is cauliflower. joannaaving lunch with poitier. thechef said he had made cauliflower dish. soaked in cointreu. on" by marvining gaye. tavis: we have to hang out. jackie collins is always busy. she has written three books but there are two out that you can pick up. it is the latest in the lucky santangelo series. "wild child" and a lucky santangelo cook book. who knows when i will see you next and how many books you will have written but i am anxious to see what the santangelos encounter. the next is "reform school it of hollywood." our show fort is tonight. thanks for watching and as always, keep the faith. and talklk the walk the talk and now you get to be on the walk of fame. >> you're getting the star on the walk of fame. you deserve it. guy who should have been on the walk of fame along time ago. he has one thing that i have

vodka, you rum, cosmos, mojitos, margarita, lemon drop. the guy who invented this stuff says he's active, he'd go hiking and biking all the time but didn't want to carry heavy bottles of alcohol. he came up with a way to chom up with the palcohol thing with scientists. now he is going to market it and it is going to only be in liquor stores but critics are going crazy saying, wait a minute, this stuff resembles children's drinks like kool-aid and crystal light and that it is right for abuse. he says it is only available in liquor stores and will have all the regulations of normal alcohol. should be on the market some time this fall. >> you can just think about all the abuses like somebody just slipping it into somebody else's drink. you could go on and on. thank you so much for that report. >>> breaking news now. from the state department on whether syria is using chemicals weapons, some say again. live report coming up next. >>> a massive drone strike has taken out high-level al qaeda targets in yemen. how many targets did they actually g

>> is that not vodka?not but pure sky triple filtered. >> you can have whatever you want. >> my impression is you are a religious, devout man. >> i only drink during lent. >> go ahead. >> so you are my date and this is -- if you meet tom brady, you, me and tom brady and the guy who got kicked off of 0 "gray's anatomy" for calling one of the gay guys a bad name. >> i think he thought he was a real doctor. >> i wondered why he kept touching me. you get up at some point in the meal. >> excuse me. >> you are very polite. you get up and 45 minutes later you come back. >> yes. >> and you said, i just matte made a deal to have my own show. >> yes. i told you what it was. you said that's a terrible idea. >> i said i loved you as a correspondent. >> you poured cold water on it. >> i was worried about it. >> you were. i remember thinking, hey, what? why aren't you happy for me? >> i was very happy for you. i was worried -- i didn't know if you could do the character for half an hour. >> i didn't either. i knew i cou

it is assumed best in the cheapest bottle of vodka will cost sixteen hundred king. in addition he will be available only in stores after twelve pm until nine o'clock and evening. officials supported the initiative. developers took into account the issue concerning the young generation. though still points that was so awful to persons less than twenty one years old while the pia fined twice as much as previously by the way producers will find it difficult to advertise alcohol. the firm is over when we were to exclude the advertising of not go here if there is the same p a but alcoholic once there was a big advertising campaign on tv the producer everett eyes water but everyone knew that there's a vodka with the same name the one with the two firms of proportion for two hundred and one exhibition of some extent investment projects was held in check and various projects in the field of engineering that the lurching agriculture food in light industry as well as tourism were presented at exhibition. the businessmen were offered free minefield of southern comfort them and

we've met before." [ laughter ] >> i'm not a vodka drinker. as seen during sochi. >> seth: right. [ laughter ] >> seth: but you weren't in sochi. >> no, you don't have to go to sochi to do shots. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah but you don't use it as an excuse. >> she does. >> we had shots for every medal that the u.s. won. >> seth: right. >> and in those shots, some were water and the gold -- for the gold ones, there were vodka shots. >> seth: right. >> hmm. >> so you played like, a random game and every -- every time you'd take a shot. [ talking over each other ] on the show. >> seth: oh, my goodness. >> i didn't do it. i did not do it. hoda did it. >> seth: every time i talk to you guys, i feel like i should get h.r. [ laughter ] >> hoda used to been an award winning journalist but no longer. >> used to be. >> seth: so ultimately you say that, like, by drinking, you guys got closer. [ laughter ] basically i will say, this is interesting because that is, i feel like, what happens to everybody in college. they show up -- [ cheers ] >> seth: they'

. >> vodka gibblet, one part vodka any part turkey organ. 17 year s ago. scrooge driver grain alcohol and regret. >> i like that. >> i was hoping we would get to number one. laterman retires next year. let's get to the forecast. >> it is looking great for today as well. not too hot, not too cold a little chilly for the first heart of the day. comfortable conditions later on. 62 degrees for you. you can see the winds are still playing a factor and they will drop off. temperatures will work like this. 62 degrees. low clouds return and they will go back on shore. cool breeze for the peninsula. 69 right here in san jose as well. not kwquite reaching in the sou bay. let's go warriors. we are so excited about p that game. check that drive. anthony. >> it is all good. let's talk about some traffic this morning. you can see the bay bridge approach wide open. even minor incidents this morning. that is good news as you see from another perspective. things are starting to pick up here but a steady stream indicates that we are not looking at accidents. >> thanks. 5:25

coming up, vodka and a watermelon.rite recipe for her fruit salad because she is a drunk. what is katherine heigl doing with duane reid? they are selling a dvd and dresses for $10. prices that low must be a crime. >>> it was an invitation to regurgitation. a san francisco couple announced their wedding date with a video that looks like a movie trailer with a helicopter and great gatsby quotes. it is the subject of a new segment. >> is this evil? >> try to figure this out. there is a hole right here. i will just hold it for now. >> should we sing as you do that? >> no. bambo and janice are getting married in july and they would like you to know, they hate you. ♪ >> that's fantastic. and that was the pro log. let's watch the rest. ♪ ♪ >> you know who is super excited for that wedding? ♪ >> i am detecting a theme here. joe app, i am going to you because you have a bachelorette thing you are doing. you are alone and lonely and probably will always be. does their happiness make you hate them even more? >> no, it makes me ha

. >> i have vodka and red bull and i'm getting crunk as a mug. >> are you drinking right now? >> what does it look like? >> did you get arrested? >> no, he tried to fight me and i fought him back. >> joining me now for reaction is our studio audience. we have sex on the beach, drunk drunkenness. >> where are their parents? somebody can be there to withhold things when they see this activity happening. a lot of parents get their kids consent. their parents are saying yes. i don't know if that's because parents don't know actually what's going on. i hope when they see this feet a -- footage, it's an eye opener. >> did anybody ever pay you to go spy on kids on spring break? >> no. what i'm looking at here, you can go to any college on a thursday or friday night and you can see the same thing. i'm still on that investigation of that girl that disappeared at indiana university. it's like every weekend. they prep themselves up all yearlo yearlong. when they hit spring break, it's everyone worse. this is a real issue. i have a son in college. i drove all the way up there 4.5 hours. h

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there's v for vodka, r for rum, and some ready-made cocktails. working on the final version of the labels. each packet is equivalent to one shot of booze. the company preticks the products will hit shelves this fall, this is not sitting well if a everybody. an older version of the company's web site suggests helps folks sneak alcohol into stadiums and avoid paying high drink prices or ed it -- added to your agencies, and if you snort it, it gets you instantly drunk. the company claims it was joking. hilarious, and is warping -- warning people do not snort the powder. kennedy is here. i don't know. i mean, it just sounds like kids on top of doughnuts. sounds like a bad thing. >> thing you put in your body not intended to do good things can be a bad thing. bartles and james. wine coolers, people were terrified they would be so delicious and sweet that kids would drink them. >> they were wrong there. >> yeah. look what happened. i think the same thing will happen with powered alcohol. if the product ms. go, people won't buy it and the company will g

after quite a few vodkas and 20 minutes in the heat, the president picked up a bundle of eucalyptus branches and begin thrashing me. he said he did that to open up the pores. after witnessing this, strauss bolted from the scene. once outside, he told our security detail, give the president on the phone. his secretary of state is buck naked and being beaten by the president of kazakhstan. above all, bob was a pragmatic centrist. he was a one-of-a-kind wisemen. civility, bob once said, does not have to be something that only old men recollect. whether you are in politics or in the press, it should be the standard of behavior. so, ladies and gentlemen, i can imagine the scene when bob met our creator who greeted him with a simple question. is a question that each of us should ask ourselves from time to time. would you have done anything differently while you are on earth? bob responded exactly as he did in 1993 when a reporter asked him the same question. i don't have any regrets about anything in my life, he explained. i liked the whole damn deal. bob, we not only liked you, we loved you. the

anyway, i should go, i need to pick up more vodka from store. if only i had a neighbor that could bring me a new bottle. >> alaska is not that far from russia. >> maybe i should invade. >> i wouldn't if i were you. you may be able to take down a bear, but you're no match for a mama grizzly. >> the skit also featured a redition of "happy." well, president putin did not seem to know how to play whatever that is. >> i think she should be an actress, she is so good in these skits. >> she is beautiful as well. san jose looking lovely at this hour. a few puffy clouds overhead. and they'll be coming in quickly. another storm system, believe it or not, is getting it's act together and starting to roll closer and closer to the bay area. the clouds are increasing at the coast. it's not going to bring a lot of rainfall our way, but enough to get the ground slick and to possibly slow your morning tomorrow. today is comfortable. we're looking pretty comfortable for the mid 60s. clouds increase today, holding off on the showers until about 6:00 a.m. and at th

melissa: vodka in some.: culture in silicon valley, skateboard and -- melissa: it wouldn't work with alan mulally. anyone who works at ford, jeff weiner works for linkedin. works, goes together but other companies have been built around that. melissa: evan spiegel gathers his employees to talk about their feelings once a week. charles: that is an eventual short. >> talk about your feelings. >> don't want to make a judgment based on of foam but as long as you are making money the secrets -- >> suppose our boss called him. >> i would do anything he says. i would do it. >> tell the truth. melissa: what ever. charles: a lot of stocks. one last thing, to your point, it does work until it doesn't work and sometimes these guys give megalomaniacs the worst-case scenario the american imperil guy, all kinds of charges leveled at him, the hot stock that the rail. can get these guys who become sort of nuts, crazy. >> it is the stock right now. dagen: all find games. >> i want to do this thing where you fall into people'

, and there will be, as you know, always a vodka bottle. one must in order to -- if you're going to get comfortable and get people to open up and talk to you there, you've got to drink. >> but the food is also kind of extravagant, right? >> it's sort of generally speaking the best restaurant in moscow tends to be sort of late '80s, investment banker friendly, new york, asia fusion. this last time we went to -- we were scheduled to do a scene at the hottest restaurant in moscow, and when they found out we were eating with an opposition figure, they said, no, no, no, you're not coming in here. you're out. >> and you were there around the time of sochi and crimea, and you actually talked to someone in the crimean situation. >> yeah. and the show is very much about sort of imperial putin russia, and, you know, the benefits of being a friend of vladimir putin and the dangers of getting on his bad side. >> and when you go to mexico, what i was struck by is you have these two experiences going on. you have the drug wars and they sort of shadow you

. >> he's got two empty bottles, or a little flask of vodka.just threw them over the fence into the bushes. >>> and later, friends will do anything not to let friends drink and drive. >> oh, damn. >> when "caught on camera: altered states" continues. c'mon? when your favorite food starts a fight, fight back fast, with tums. heartburn relief that neutralizes acid on contact. and goes to work in seconds. ♪ tum, tum tum tum... tums! mattel started in a garage. disney started in a garage. amazon started in a garage. ♪ the ramones started in a garage. my point? some of the most innovative things in the world come out of american garages. introducing the lighter, faster cadillac cts. 2014 motor trend car of the year. ain't garages great? >>> here and what is happening. at least 36 people are dead and 265 remain missing after a ferry sank along the south korea coast on thursday. >>> new released documents show general motors knew about saturn ion power steering problems. now back to "caught on camera." back to "caught on camera." >>> dude, he's half a

you don't look at a bot bottle of vodka and say that's potato juice.ething different, it's something new. stuart: okay. do you bartend different kinds of marijuana -- blend different kinds of marijuana together, or do you actually change the thc content of different kinds of marijuana? how do you do it? [laughter] >> well, there's a little bit of blending that happens, absolutely. but in truth, what we do is effectively very similar to how they make perfume. we distill the cannabis down into its most basic ingredient, and we're able to rearrange them in ways that can guarantee a consistent product and guarantee a specific feeling when -- stuart: that's interesting. you have a brand called giggly, ask that correct? >> giggles, yes. [laughter] stuart: are you going to guarantee that if someone smokes giggles, they will giggle? do you guarantee? >> we can't guarantee it for absolutely everyone, but for most people most of the time, they will have the desired effect. and, you know, this is true with any sort of pharmaceutical, right? if you look at it, peo

. >> i have vodka and red bull and i'm getting crunk. >> are you drinking right now?> what does it look like? >> why were you arrested? >> some random guy. i got kicked out. i fought him back. >> joining me now for reaction, our studio audience. we've got arrests, we have also every year, fatalities. >> where are their parents is what i want to know? >> they're not at spring break. >> someone had to pay for this. someone can be there to who would thinks when they see this happening. these kids aren't doing this on their own. they get their parents' consent. i don't know if that's because parents don't actually know what's going on. i'm hoping when they see this footage it's an eye opener for them. >> in all the years you've been a detective, i've known you for a long time, anybody ever hire you to go spy on their kids. >> i didn't go down myself. what i'm looking at here, you could go to any college on a thursday and friday night and see the same thing. i'm still on that investigation on that girl that disappeared. when i saw the abundance of the overdrinking and the

he was behind me drinking a vodka orange juice drink but without the vodka. >> a screwdriver? >> your instinct is that you can get somebody in a ronald reagan mask. >> a decoy of the decoy. i had a chance to say something to him and what i said was [inaudible] [laughter] but anyway he had dinner and i wawas indicative of the secret service and i noticed he had left almost all of his dinner so i thought i'm going to eat the president's dinner, which i did. i ate his dinner. >> did you think of it was going to give you power and that you would grow taller. [laughter] >> that was unnecessary yet you add her on. you do realize i am taller than her? it's true. i often tell people that this is not dana perino. she's actually inside a robot working with the letters. >> you want to show them for proof plaques i'm going to be fair. i'm being fair. okay. hold on. [applause] now we've settled that. i'm still smarter. [laughter] >> not in everything. >> can you give people a little background as to how did greg gutfeld become greg gutfeld and what i would like you to talk about is how you

two, two-thirds or three fifths he won't tell you, but if you ask him what is better, two bottle of vodkar -- he will tell you right a wap. two bottles. course. so i try to-- . >> stephen: that is a level of math that perhaps only russians can do. (applause) >> true. i come from russia. >> stephen: yes. >> from russia with love. >> stephen: from russia with love. >> an math. >> stephen: now in russia, is math the same as it is here or over there is it 2 plus 2 is whatever putin says it is? >> i'm not the one to speak for putin. >> stephen: yes, you might have to go back. i understand-- understand. okay. you not only someone who writes passionately, you actually have performed passionately. you did a the right of love and math, an he rot oik journey into the beauty of numbers and the human form. which features you naked and with equations on the body of your lover. isn't that a little conservative for a professor at berkeley. >> what wouldn't i do to expose the beauty of mathematics. >> stephen: let's show the people you what did (cheers and applause) >> stephen: i might have hit the books

tequila or do you want vodka. >> and another girlfriend. >> he must be cheating on both of us, becauseermodel, kate upton. >> do you think she had that made? >> when this one gets up from the beach chair with the white bikini, i think i even audibly said, in the theater, that ain't fair. that ain't fair. >> she's like the perfect 10, lemon tart, double d, obviously. >> at some point you, say, i play tennis. >> i expect to lose. >> right? >> i am mcenroe. >> haven't we all done that? seen the cutest thing ever, and been like, well! i mean, i'm cute too! >> what i love about the film is that we quickly start to celebrate her as, you know, as we all become friends and understand that we're all just going through the sam thing, the same heartbreak, with the same man, of course. but we're still kind of going through the same thing and helping each other through. >> so what do you want to do? >> i want him to feel pain. >> the trio teams up to take revenge on the man in the middle. >> put the lawyer, the wife, and the boobs together and we know how to do it just as shady as he does. >> the f

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is vodka and signifies consumerism.ey would get to the religious water later. they recorded that in the series of guerrilla performances at a pedestrian mall for all these blunter boutiques are and they accidentally set a fashion show on fire in the process. so they never expected today to have the kind of notoriety and certainly would have been to them. but can you talk about what happened as the moscow protestant target to show up and then on the night putin was good or in that sort of off they do their performance >> a few at a week later actually, isn't that? >> hooton claimed reelection in march. putin announced he was going to become president in september in the week later invented the pussy riot. he didn't do it for another month after that. but then what would happen on december 4th, 2011, there is the parliamentary election, which was like reelection before for years. there was all worth protesters are always scheduled and god permit and two, 300 people would show up in its very depressing. particularly becaus

for the perfect martini, vodka tonic and whatever that is. break the ice, with breath freshening cooling crystals. ice breakers. >> stephen: welcome barks my guest sana claimed college basketball coach. please welcome john calipari! (cheers and applause) coach, how are you? >> doing good. >> stephen: thanks for coming on. >> thanks for having me. >> stephen: now everybody knows you're the head coach at the university of kentucky, men's basketball team, led one to a national championship, helped 29 players make it to the nba and you have a new book here called players first, coaching from the inside out. players first? don't we have to start with the coach? (laughter) you put the-- you're being too humble, sir, you put the team together. without you it's just five tall guys staring at their shoes. why players first? >> well, you're trying to bring a team together. you're trying to teach them servant leadership. >> stephen: what the hell is that? >> well, sorry. >> stephen: you're either a certificate van or you're a leader. the leader leads th

. >> the company says initially they would market packets that were rum and vodka and mixed drinks. it is not clear why the government reversed this but they are big issues. it would probably be the worst thing to happen for underage drinking since the fake i.d. >> the maker of the alcohol says the problem is discrepancy in the "fill" level of the powder and will resubmit the labels for approval. >> today, cupertino based apple is taking the opportunity to offer recycling products world wild and offering score gift cards if it is found reusable and the company says it is set up recycling programs in cities and college campuses in 95 percent of the country where the products are sold. >> google has come up with an earth day challenge for nonprofits. the technical giant is asking nonprofits in the united states to propose ideas for how to use google glass in their work and five charities that propose the best ideas for the computer get a free pair of glass and a trip to google for training and $25,000 grant to make their project a reality. >> the sierra got quite a bit of snow, with c

. >>> turning water into vodka in a matter of second.ontroversy over powdered alcohol, next. >>> taking you live out here as we look at the transamerica camera beautiful shot and beautiful sky, too. bit of a pink sunrise there. good morning to you on this tuesday, earth day. >>> let's check the sky in san rafael, as well. some clouds checking in with christina in just a moment. 6:27. >>> mixed drink in an instant. just add water. the new controversy about powered alcohol. >> a storm system will impact your tuesday. overcast to start and clearing clouds in sunol and, meanwhile, windy conditions in san francisco. lots to go over in your various microclimates in moments. >>> and good morning. anthony slaughter in for mike inouye. a couple serious accidents, those were cleared and now finding repercussions of all the cars on the roadway. get you out the door on time. >>> the dow future is calling for a pretty solid open this morning. the nasdaq finally upped yesterday. here's a look at the nyse on the opening bell. over on the nasdaq in time