here's zach galifianakis, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: always good to see you, buddy. oh my gosh. thanks for coming on the show. i appreciate it. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: congrats on "baskets." i want to get to that. i also want to say congrats on "between two ferns," which is one of my favorite things we love with -- it's talk show you do on the web. >> the internet. some people call it the internet. >> jimmy: the internet yeah, yeah. cool young kids, they call it the web. >> yep. >> jimmy: i don't know if they do that anymore. and you have a good booking on that last show. you won a couple emmy awards >> i didn't know we won an emmy but -- we have -- >> jimmy: yeah. i might have made that up. >> we had the president of the united states on. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and we've had bradley pitt and -- >> jimmy: bradley pitt yeah, yeah, yeah. >> so it's hardly -- i think -- i kinda wanna -- i don't know if i'm going to do any more. they're kind of one note, you know. >> jimmy: no they are not they're gre

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- zach galifianakis, ronda rousey, musical guest, pitbull, featuring robin thicke, joe perry, travis barker and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 418! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show"! this is it! [ cheers and applause ] you're here! you're part of the show! aw, welcome everybody. you guys, it is -- [ cheers and applause ] it's all right -- it is our second day in los angeles. [ cheers and applause ] and good news, we just found a a parking spot. [ applause ] this is exciting. yeah. you guys. of course, last night was the grammy awards. [ cheers ] i've got to say congratulations to our very own tariq and questlove, who won a grammy. [ cheers and applause ] congrats, guys. they got the grammy for best musical theater album. it's amazing. and this is really cool. when the star and creator of "hamilton", lin-manuel miranda, rapped his acceptance speech. yeah, sure, but when someone else tries to rap his speech, it'

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the very funny, the very talented zach galifianakis is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] zach and i are going to talk about his new show and then we're going to test one another's acting skills in a a game of "true confessions", along with a surprise guest. [ cheers and applause ] plus, here she is on the cover "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue. ronda rousey is in the house! ronda rousey is in the housey. and we have great, great music. gosh, i love this guy. last night he won a grammy award himself. he deserves it. pitbull, featuring robin thicke, joe perry, and travis barker is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on!. >> jimmy: robin thicke, joe perry, travis barker. >> steve: get out of here. >> jimmy: come on. and pitbull. you can't beat that. this is great. guys, as you know, donald trump is still the republican front-runner for president. and now we're all used to seeing trump at the debates and on the campaign trail, but we rarely get a chance to see him at home. well, this week donald trump actually visited his childhood home to have a little heart-to-he

here's zach galifianakis, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy jimmyalways good toee you, buddy. ohy gosh. thanks for coming on the sho i appreciate it. >>hank you very much. >>immy: congrats on "bke." i want to get to that. i also want say congrats on "between two ferns," which is one my favori tngs we loveith -- it talk show you do onhe web. >> the internet. some people call it the internet. yeah. cool young kids, they call it the web. yep >> jimmyi don't knowf ey do that anymore. and you ve a good booking on that last show. you n cole emmy awds for that show. >> i didn'know we won an emmy but -- we have -- >>immy: ye. i mit have made th up. >> we d thprident of the united states on. >> jimmy: yeah. >> ave had bradley pitt and -- >> jimmy: brley pitt yeah, ah, yeah. >> sit hardly -- i think- i kinda wanna -- ion't know if i'moingo do any more. they'rkind of one no, you know. jimmy: they are not they're great. but -- how can you top getti thesident? that's great get. >> i don't know. like wo you think -- who woul

you're signing their death warrants by having him do this. >> jimmy: come on, our thanks to zach galifianakis. "baskets" airs thursdays at 10:00 p.m. on fx. zach and i are playing "true confessions" with a a special guest after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] what happens when lobster gets grilled, baked, and paired with even more lobster? and you count the seconds until red lobster's lobsterfest is back with the largest variety of lobster dishes of the year. like new dueling lobster tails with one tail stuffed with crab, and the other with langostino lobster mac-and-cheese, it's a party on a plate! and you know every bite of 'lobster lover's dream' lives up to its name. hey, eating is believing. so stop dreaming and start eating. discover card. i missed a payment. aw, shoot. shoot! this is bad. no! we're good! this is your first time missing a payment. and you've got the discover it card, so we won't hike up your apr for paying late. that's great! it is great! (both simultaneously) thank you. at discover, we treat you like you'd treat you. get the it card with lat

zach galifianakis is up for fair debate, i will say that.ut doing all that was crucial to fundamentally changing the way that all presidents going forward, republican or democrat, will engage with the public. >> totally agree. it's fair game to say back in 2008, what you did in '08 almost seems archaic compared to what we're doing now. so he brought those issues to life. he was able to engage and mobilize. matt, how would you respond to what dan is saying about how the president used technology and how we can marry that with what brigade is doing? >> couple thoughts on that. one is dan's describing what great presidents have always done, figure out how to leverage the bully pulpit. there's a proliferation of different communication channels and apps. the president's done an amazing job of figuring out how to navigate a really complex media landscape and get a message out to a lot of different audiences. one of the things going back to 2008 that i think is very interesting is that many of you in this room may have been familiar with my barack

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- zach galifianakis, ronda rousey, musical guest, pitbull, featuring robin thicke, joe perry, travis barker and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 418! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is,

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- zach galifianakis, ronda rousey, musical guest, pitbull, featuring robin thicke, joe perry, travis barker and

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- zach galifianakis, ronda rousey,

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- zach galifianakis,

los angeles, california, it's "the tonight show starring tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- zach galifianakis, ronda rousey, musical guest, pitbull, featuring robin thicke, joe perry, travis barker and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 418! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- zach galifianakis, ronda rousey, musical guest, pitbull, featuring robin thicke, joe perry, travis barker and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 418! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is,

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- zach galifianakis, ronda rousey, musicic guest, pitbull, featuring robin thicke, joe perry, travis barker and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 418! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is,

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- zach galifianakis, ronda rousey,

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- zach galifianakis, ronda rousey, musical guest, pitbull, featuring robin thicke,

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- zach galifianakis, ronda rousey, musical gue

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- zach galifianakis, ronda rousey, musical guest, pitbull, featuring robin thicke, joe perry, travis barker and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 418! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome,

zach galifianakis is up for fair debate, i will say that. doing all that was crucial to fundamentally changing the way that all presidents going forward, republican or democrat, will engage with the public. >> totally agree. it's fair game to say back in 2008, what you did in '08 almost seems archaic compared to what we're doing now. so he brought those issues to life. he was able to engage and mobilize. matt, how would you respond to what dan is saying about how the president used technology and how we can marry that with what brigade is doing? >> couple thoughts on that. one is dan's describing what great presidents have always done, figure out how to leverage the bully pulpit. there's a proliferation of different communication channels and apps. the president's done an amazing job of figuring out how to navigate a really complex media landscape and get a message out to a lot of different audiences. one of the things going back to 2008 that i think is very interesting is that many of you in this room may have been familiar with my barack o

he's got a new comedy series on fx called "baskets," the very funny zach galifianakis will be [ cheers and applause ] zach and i are going to play a a game of true confessions, so plus we've got ronda rousey and itbull featuring robin thicke, joe perry and travis barker. you don't want to miss that, it's going to be a big show.pplause ] but first, our next guests are two multi-platinum selling rappers, who have joined forces for a special project called "collegrove."royce weather everyday," with a little help from the roots, and black violin, give it up for two chainz and lil wayne. and applause ] >> yeah. how y'all doing? collegrove. i sip drink with my dinner smoke some gas before breakfast yeah they know my name and i don't have to wear a necklace z bought a wraithe for winter and a vert for the summer remember 12th grade i sold some work to undercover child used to ride martag room im a ghetto boy i came up on brad jordan first lick i mader of jordans make it so bad two pair were the same i see the old me drop some loose change on some clothes i can't pronounce gun so bigch i like

. >> i hate when zach galifianakis plays serious roles. is for. >> kevin hart seems like an annoying little fart. what? >> richardshort man. no way he killed jaws. >>blanchett [ bleep ] play-dough looking face. >> seth rogen's really just dust and diamond with 150 extra pounds on him. oh, man.saac is a brooklyn hipster piece of [ bleep ] and i'm going to fight him. sounds like a very well adjusted human henson seems like she's extremely ghetto in real life. lol. well, i can be, e. >> sean penn, one, has a penis scrotum face. three, has an anus mouth.hole. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] get into any thanks everyone who participated in our "mean tweets." one more thing, thursday night means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> i have a great family. family. i want to [ bleep ] all of you. >> [ bleep ] my husband. a few times a day. he [ bleep ]s me. >>leep ]ing my [ bleep ]. yeah, yeah. >> we asked the white house how many people are on the [ bleep ] said we don't have a

i'm talking will ferrell, chsta uilera, zach galifianakis, jennifer lopezsnoop gg, vince vaughn, bryan cranston, demi lovato. >> sve: what >> jimmy've got music by bull with spial guts. [ cheers and appuse we got the weeknd. the wend will there. >> steve: me o >> jimmy: making his television d on our show, yn malikill behere >> steve: oh. [ cheers applause ] >> jmy: also, for the first time on , we have dead & comny that's rig, withohn mar doing it up. >> steve: come on. atefulead. >> steve: heoves it. >> jmy: yeahabsotely. it atarts moay, february 15th. set your dvrs, set your vo set yo betamax machines. it's gna be a grt show. [ applause ] first, joining us tonight is one of the greatest film directorof a time. from "ta driver" to "the lt walt to "raging bull" to "goodfellas" to "casino" to "wolf on wall street." i said "wolfon' wall street." screwed it up. that'sot even thname of his movie. he ner made that movie. >> steve: no. he didt. wted to. jim: "t wolf wall streets a movie i made. >> steve: yeah. [ lahter ] >> jimmy: anay, the one and only is here. martin scorsese is here, lad

. >> i hate when zach galifianakis plays serious roles. that's what dakota fanning is for. >> kevin hart seems like an annoying little fart. what? >> richard dreyfuss is a very short man. no way he killed jews. no way he killed jaws. >> cate blanchett [ bleep ] play-dough looking face. >> seth rogen's really just dust and diamond with 150 extra pounds on him. oh, man. >> oscar isaac is a brooklyn hipster piece of [ bleep ] and i'm going to fight him. sounds like a very well adjusted human being. she's extremely ghetto in real life. lol. well, i can be, bitch, meet me outside. >> sean penn, one, has a penis nose. two, has a scrotum face. three, has an anus mouth. four, is a butt hole. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't get into any of that stuff. thanks everyone who participated in our "mean tweets." one more thing, thursday night means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> i have a great family. i really have a great family. i want to [ bleep ] all of

's g aew comedy series on fx calle"bas the very funny zach galifianakis will be here. [ cheers and applaus] zachnd i are going to ay a a game of true conssionsso be sure to tune for that. plus we've got ronda rousey and a perfornce from pitbull featuring robithicke, e pey and travis barker. yodon't want tmisshat, it'soing to be a big sho [ cheersnd applause ] t first, our next ests are two platinum sling rapps, whoave joinedorces for a special project called debuti "rolls royce ather everyday," with little help from t rts, and blac violingivet up f two ainz anday. cheers and applause ] yeah. how y'all doing? collegrove. i sip dnk wh myner smoke some gas beforereakfast eathey know my name and dot have to wear aeckle two chainz bght wraithe fowinter and v for the mmer remember 12th grade i sold some rk to undercove mamonly child we stayed in a oneedroom used to ri marta caus hadore leom im ghetto boy i came uonrad rdan first lick i made i bought 5air of jorns make it so bad two ir we the same see the old me dp some lsehange on some cls can't onounce gun so big you gottcrou like pr gir with s

i'm talking will ferrell, ra, zach galifianakis, jennifer lopez, snoop dogg, vince vaughn, bryan cranston, demi lovato. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: we've got music by ecial guests. we got the weeknd. the weeknd will be there. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: and making his on our show, zayn malik will be there. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: also, for the first time on tv, we have dead & company.ht, with john mayer doing it up. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i know you love some grateful dead. >> steve: he loves it. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely.nday, february 15th. set your dvrs, set your tivos, set your betamax machines. it's gonna be a great show. [ applause ] first, joining us tonight is est film directors of all time. from "taxi driver" to "the last waltz" to "raging bull" to "goodfellas" to "casino" to reet." i said "wolf 'on' wall street." i screwed it up. that's not even the name of his movie. >> steve: no. he didn't. he wanted to. >> jimmy: "the wolf on wall street" was a movie i made. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: anyway, the one and only is here.is here, ladies [