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welcome to "the late show," and your host, stephen colbert. about you all, how you're feeling but i come to you tonight both gratified and terrified. gratified because raphael warnock defeated herschel walker 51-48 -- 51% to 48%! come on! and terrified because 48.6% of georgians look at herschel walker and went "yeah, that guy should be a u.s. senator." one of the biggest reasons i'm gratified is that with the election over i finally get to use the jokes we wrote a month ago for election night. do we have the dash we have the -- [laughter] sealed with wax. that's back when new york was still under the feudal system, i think. let's get this thing open there, what do we got? warnock has won georgia. it's fitting he's a reverent because when i hear that all i can say is "thank god!" [applause] is a tough break for walker, though it will take him a couple of days to understand what has happened. [laughter and applause] it's a month old joke. with this loss, walker is expected to return to his previous job, lying about having previous jobs. but on
welcome to "the late show," and your host, stephen colbert. about you all, how you're feeling but i come to you tonight both gratified and terrified. gratified because raphael warnock defeated herschel walker 51-48 -- 51% to 48%! come on! and terrified because 48.6% of georgians look at herschel walker and went "yeah, that guy should be a u.s. senator." one of the biggest reasons i'm gratified is that with the election over i finally get to use the jokes we wrote a month ago...
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colbert t is prepariring to tak over f for lettermrman. three es away. >> jimmy f fallon getsts "the tonight shshow" and itit is num one e in late ninight now. >> "jimmy kimmel" has moved up to 11:35, and he's really finding his voice. and there's a presidential election coming up. >> ladies and gentlemen, my father, donald j. trump. >> a billionaire vanitity cacandidate tataking the e esca to the w white housese! >> when donald trump announced his candidacy, jon stewart seemed over the moon. >> t trump is ththe partrty of that at 3:00 a.m., let's go take a [ bleep ] in the mailbox. >> i was the l last corresespon hired by j john. i i had d learned so much fromo from t the yeaear, two and a ha that i w was there.. he c called me t to his offific. my kids arare getting older, ani want to spend more time with them. >>>> it feels s like a dreream . walking g around thehe building totoday, nobodody was makiking contact, b because thihing is s much lovove and pridide filling buililding rightht now that t w don't wantnt to drown n it. >> h he wa
colbert t is prepariring to tak over f for lettermrman. three es away. >> jimmy f fallon getsts "the tonight shshow" and itit is num one e in late ninight now. >> "jimmy kimmel" has moved up to 11:35, and he's really finding his voice. and there's a presidential election coming up. >> ladies and gentlemen, my father, donald j. trump. >> a billionaire vanitity cacandidate tataking the e esca to the w white housese! >> when donald trump announced...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert.eering] it was a really big day for one of my fellow comedians -- ukrainian president and dance instructor telling you that salsa has to come from within, volodymyr zelenskyy. zelenskyy was in washington today visiting joe biden, hoping to secure more military aid for his country's fight against vladimir putin. now senate republicans have been holding up some of that aid to get some border wall bucks, but zelenskyy warned that they're playing right into russia's hands, telling a group of generals, "if there's anyone inspired by unresolved issues on capitol hill, it is just putin and his sick clique." by the way, "putin and his sick clique," also one of russia's most popular rap groups. yes. "oh, my name is vlad and i'm here to say you fall out of window in an easy way." wee-kee-wee. spelled with a v. but he goes "wee." oh, speaking of putin fans, donald trump. trump is facing 91 felony charges, but his lawyers claim now that trump has complete immunity from criminal prosecution for any
i'm your host, stephen colbert.eering] it was a really big day for one of my fellow comedians -- ukrainian president and dance instructor telling you that salsa has to come from within, volodymyr zelenskyy. zelenskyy was in washington today visiting joe biden, hoping to secure more military aid for his country's fight against vladimir putin. now senate republicans have been holding up some of that aid to get some border wall bucks, but zelenskyy warned that they're playing right into russia's...
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"the colbert report." i've got your back, don't worry. "colbert report."ttocks, and he's still here. i think you owe him an apology. that's all i wanted to say. >> stephen: thank you very much. you are so kind. i have to say there is no greater compliment you can give a comedian than the word "steadily." he has been doing the show steadily. legally they have to pay him! >> kenan: yes, you're great. >> stephen: you're very kind. you're great, and now you are an author. look how highfalutin you are. the new book. "when i was your age." i want to start off with the author photo. can we get a close-up shot of that? what do we got here? there you are. what's going on here? >> kenan: that's me playing mr. white cat in hansel and gretel. it was a character that i don't even know if it's in the original story. but it was part of one of my first theater performances. >> stephen: how old are you? >> kenan: nineish. >> stephen: this was part of your "snl" audition? >> kenan: i definitely showed them that photo so they knew who they were messing with. >> stephen: you'
"the colbert report." i've got your back, don't worry. "colbert report."ttocks, and he's still here. i think you owe him an apology. that's all i wanted to say. >> stephen: thank you very much. you are so kind. i have to say there is no greater compliment you can give a comedian than the word "steadily." he has been doing the show steadily. legally they have to pay him! >> kenan: yes, you're great. >> stephen: you're very kind. you're great, and...
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[laughter] >> you're a dead man, colbert!ver drop out of the race, even if he loses, is donald trump. last week, he went on univision, the number one channel he wants to deport, and he talked about how he plans to take revenge on political opponents for all his indictments. >> it could certainly happen in reverse. what they've done is they've released the genie out of the box, you understand that. >> stephen: no, i do not understand that. genies do not come in a box. they come in a bottle maybe a lamp, no box. unless you order from amazon, and then they send you a tiny genie in a giant box. on saturday, trump spoke at a veterans day rally, and he talked about capital punishment for drug dealers. >> so let's have a vote. who would be in favor of the death penalty -- now, wait. don't go yet, knowing that it will solve the problem? >> stephen: that's not a fair way to ask any question. "would you sleep with me? wait, wait. don't go yet. knowing it would make you live forever. still no? how about the death penalty?" from there, h
[laughter] >> you're a dead man, colbert!ver drop out of the race, even if he loses, is donald trump. last week, he went on univision, the number one channel he wants to deport, and he talked about how he plans to take revenge on political opponents for all his indictments. >> it could certainly happen in reverse. what they've done is they've released the genie out of the box, you understand that. >> stephen: no, i do not understand that. genies do not come in a box. they come...
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stephen colbert is lost... in... space force!led far above the arctic circle to tule greenland. as a voyage across the stunning desolate landscape, i couldn't help but think walking was a bad choice. i met up with the chief master sergeant of the space force. hey! there you are! thanks so much! >> yes, sir, how are you? >> stephen: meeting me somewhere! i know your full title is chief master sergeant of the united states space force roger a. towberman but in the interest of time would it be okay if i just called you chief sergeant master sergeant of the united states space force roger towberman? after meg went to the concept of the space force begin? >> in 2001 the rumsfeld commission recommended to the department of defense that they consider setting up a space force. >> stephen: 2001 was literally the beginning of your space odyssey. [laughter] have you seen that movie? >> i have. >> stephen: do you have any idea what the end means? what is going on with that space baby? >> i don't know. if you want to have a space baby? could
stephen colbert is lost... in... space force!led far above the arctic circle to tule greenland. as a voyage across the stunning desolate landscape, i couldn't help but think walking was a bad choice. i met up with the chief master sergeant of the space force. hey! there you are! thanks so much! >> yes, sir, how are you? >> stephen: meeting me somewhere! i know your full title is chief master sergeant of the united states space force roger a. towberman but in the interest of time...
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i am your host, stephen colbert. fourth day of the conflict between israel and hamas in the news is heartbreaking and horrific. if you read that news on twitter, you might want to check someplace else thanks to elon musk getting rid of the verification system, misinformation has been spreading on twitter, including claims that benjamin netanyahu has been hospitalized, video game footage has been passed off as an attack and christiana rinaldo holding the palestinian flag. i'm pretty sure every picture of cristiano rinaldo is a fake. nobody has those abs. what is this line about? i don't have those. i have looked. here at home, we have no speaker of the house and republican don't think closer to finding one. or roughly 150 g.o.p. lawmakers met in a therapy session, a member called it. i would hate to be a therapist for the house republicans. normally i don't say this but you are all responsible for your parents divorce. all of you, the way you were as a child is why they were not happy. so far, there are two declared c
i am your host, stephen colbert. fourth day of the conflict between israel and hamas in the news is heartbreaking and horrific. if you read that news on twitter, you might want to check someplace else thanks to elon musk getting rid of the verification system, misinformation has been spreading on twitter, including claims that benjamin netanyahu has been hospitalized, video game footage has been passed off as an attack and christiana rinaldo holding the palestinian flag. i'm pretty sure every...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert.eering] tonight you join our broadcast with history already in progress, because mere minutes before i walked out here on this stage, republican kevin mccarthy was ousted as speaker of the house. and i'm sure this won't be taken out of context when i say i love the mccarthy hearings! this -- it's not really hearings, but you get the idea. you get the idea. this all started just last night, right? when matt gaetz introduced a motion to vacate the speaker's chair, which gaetz had threatened to file earlie in the day, and then mccarthy tweeted "bring it on" to which gaetz replied "just did." but then it continued when mccarthy replied "ok then." and gaetz replied "well ok." to which mccarthy replied "what happens now?" to which gaetz said, "not sure bro." to which mccarthy replied "i'm not ur bro, bro, but i think if i get a simple majority i survive" prompting gaetz to ask, "simple majority of total or just those present?" to which mccarthy said "simple majority of your mom." and gaetz r
i'm your host, stephen colbert.eering] tonight you join our broadcast with history already in progress, because mere minutes before i walked out here on this stage, republican kevin mccarthy was ousted as speaker of the house. and i'm sure this won't be taken out of context when i say i love the mccarthy hearings! this -- it's not really hearings, but you get the idea. you get the idea. this all started just last night, right? when matt gaetz introduced a motion to vacate the speaker's chair,...
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the late show with stephen colbert is coming up next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a great night >> now nine republican candidates have filed to run for speaker. unclear which of those nine will ultimately get the republican nomination. it's unclear if any of them can, given the sharp divisions within the ranks. >> we saw that play out over the past few weeks, with kevin versus steve and steve versus jim. >> first there was freddy versus jason, then alien versus predator, then kevin versus steve, then steve versus jim. but now, get ready for a nightmare unlike any before. it's tom versus austin versus byron versus kevin versus gary versus jack versus mike versus pete versus dan. who will win? who will lose? and who is this one again? pete? maybe dan? is there a dwight? >> for the love of god, just pick someone! >> tom versus austin versus third guy versus what's his face versus who's his name versus can't remember versus the rest of 'em. rated r for ridiculous. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen col
the late show with stephen colbert is coming up next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a great night >> now nine republican candidates have filed to run for speaker. unclear which of those nine will ultimately get the republican nomination. it's unclear if any of them can, given the sharp divisions within the ranks. >> we saw that play out over the past few weeks, with kevin versus steve and steve versus jim. >> first there was freddy versus jason, then...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. as always, let's start with the big news from iceland.eeks of rumbling, yesterday a massive volcano erupted southwest of rekjavik. holy mount doom, frodo! now, keep in mind, no one has been hurt. but this is serious. "the eruption appears big and only about two kilometers from major infrastructure." this according to volcanologist and man with the most icelandic name ever, thorvaldur thordarson. yes. a man so nice, they thor'd him twice. again, so far, everyone's safe, and icelandic law enforcement has once again turned their attention to solving the nation's greatest mystery, "how did the ponies get so cute? speaking of orange glowing disasters, donald trump. he's been using out on the campaign trail he's been using some of hitler's favorite phrases he's called his opponents vermin, said immigrants are poisoning the blood of our country, and of course, used hitler's most popular catchphrase, whatchu talkin' 'bout, goebbels? the biden campaign has noticed trump's fascist speeches. and they've continually linked trump to hitler. now that c
i'm your host, stephen colbert. as always, let's start with the big news from iceland.eeks of rumbling, yesterday a massive volcano erupted southwest of rekjavik. holy mount doom, frodo! now, keep in mind, no one has been hurt. but this is serious. "the eruption appears big and only about two kilometers from major infrastructure." this according to volcanologist and man with the most icelandic name ever, thorvaldur thordarson. yes. a man so nice, they thor'd him twice. again, so far,...
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i am your host, stephen colbert... now... [cheering] although for a little while there, i almost wasn't. i will regale you with the heartwarming tale of my exploding appendix, but i'll do that a little later in the show. i know no one wants to hear too much about a hunk of dead intestine filled with poison and bile. but unfortunately, donald trump is in the news. [cheers and applause] recently, people have been warning about trump being a "wannabe dictator" 'cause... he wannabe. his re-election campaign has been all about retribution. and last week, sean hannity asked him point-blank if he one convincing case that trump plans to be a dictator comes from a recent washington post op-ed by editor-at-large and warm, rising bread dough, robert kagan. he warned that america is headed the way of the roman republic, writing, "indicting trump for trying to overthrow the government will prove akin to indicting caesar for crossing the rubicon, and just as effective." yes, trump is just like caesar, except history will never associate hi
i am your host, stephen colbert... now... [cheering] although for a little while there, i almost wasn't. i will regale you with the heartwarming tale of my exploding appendix, but i'll do that a little later in the show. i know no one wants to hear too much about a hunk of dead intestine filled with poison and bile. but unfortunately, donald trump is in the news. [cheers and applause] recently, people have been warning about trump being a "wannabe dictator" 'cause... he wannabe. his...
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i am your host, stephen colbert. you can feel it in the air.ys until christmas, but santa came early. they ruled donald trump is disqualified and holding office. you go, colorado. you can make good decisions when you are high. i got the munchies for justice. can you imagine how mad donald trump must have been when he heard that news? oh, to have been a ketchup stain on his wall. the reason the court kicked trump off the ballot is the 14th amendment's so called insurrection clause, which states that no one can hold an office of the united states if they "have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof." the insurrection in this case is january 6th and "aid and comfort to our enemies" is his side hustle. the insurrection clause dates from just i'm sorry, i meant the first civil war. it was designed to keep former confederate leaders out of congress. then again, it's been over 150 years and it's not like trump was leading a bunch of confedera-- okay. now, this ruling is unprecedented. the 1
i am your host, stephen colbert. you can feel it in the air.ys until christmas, but santa came early. they ruled donald trump is disqualified and holding office. you go, colorado. you can make good decisions when you are high. i got the munchies for justice. can you imagine how mad donald trump must have been when he heard that news? oh, to have been a ketchup stain on his wall. the reason the court kicked trump off the ballot is the 14th amendment's so called insurrection clause, which states...
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texas should, as colbert says, just remove him from the ballot.his election is nine out of 10, they raided, arrested, censored trump from the ballot and there is 10 months to go and none of it has worked. i have a bad feeling about this, i should not have gotten that tarot card reading. robert ray joins me now, independent counsel for whitewater investigation. i doernt like how this is going, feels like we are leading into a dangerous place. how do you view it? >> me, too. i just -- it is disheartening, i guess good you are seeing some voices rise above this, even on the left saying that the supreme court will have to overturn this, i don't think jamie raskin thinks this will go colorado's way. ruth marcus from the "washington post" agrees and thinks the decision to be unanimous to overturn it. she can't buy into clarence thomas having a vote on any matter relating to donald trump, but it is in the country's best interest to shove this back down colorado's throats. you just had a handful of people on there, what is disheartening to me in final ana
texas should, as colbert says, just remove him from the ballot.his election is nine out of 10, they raided, arrested, censored trump from the ballot and there is 10 months to go and none of it has worked. i have a bad feeling about this, i should not have gotten that tarot card reading. robert ray joins me now, independent counsel for whitewater investigation. i doernt like how this is going, feels like we are leading into a dangerous place. how do you view it? >> me, too. i just -- it is...
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i am your host, stephen colbert.eering] it's thanksgiving eve, the busiest travel day of the year. so hello wherever you're watching this, whether it's on the tv at terminal b chili's too or on your phone after hitching a ride on the back of a truck full of chicken crates. if you're on the road, you're not alone, because a recent survey reports 55 million american adults plan to travel for thanksgiving. and is this true? i'm being told that every single one of them is in the boarding group ahead of you. so many folks are flying that nearly 8 million passengers are expected to fly just on american airlines. while spirit airline reports similar numbers being asked to get out and push. [applause] there you go. to streamline the security process, the tsa put out some guidelines about which thanksgiving dishes you are or are not allowed to carry on to the plane, saying "turkey is generally okay on the condition that it's cooked." oh! oh, yeah, of course, a long ride in a pressurized cabin at 30,000 feet is perfect for any
i am your host, stephen colbert.eering] it's thanksgiving eve, the busiest travel day of the year. so hello wherever you're watching this, whether it's on the tv at terminal b chili's too or on your phone after hitching a ride on the back of a truck full of chicken crates. if you're on the road, you're not alone, because a recent survey reports 55 million american adults plan to travel for thanksgiving. and is this true? i'm being told that every single one of them is in the boarding group...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert.e any fans of stupidity and corruption out there, you have joined us on the right night. because today we got the long-awaited house ethics report on new york congressman and slug under a rock you just turned over, george santos. the report dropped this morning and reveals that santos "sought to fraudulently exploit every aspect of his house candidacy for his own personal financial profit," and declares that he "warrants public condemnation, is beneath the dignity of the office, and has brought severe discredit upon the house." that is not easy to do. [laughter] that is, that is quite an accomplishment. that's a high chalk mark. because these days, the dignity of the house is slightly below a golden corral that just ran out of steak. it's chaos. now, you'd think with findings this damning, george would be done for. but actually, the report made no recommendation about expulsion from congress, explaining it would've required a "much longer process." okay. maybe... do that process. we'll
i'm your host, stephen colbert.e any fans of stupidity and corruption out there, you have joined us on the right night. because today we got the long-awaited house ethics report on new york congressman and slug under a rock you just turned over, george santos. the report dropped this morning and reveals that santos "sought to fraudulently exploit every aspect of his house candidacy for his own personal financial profit," and declares that he "warrants public condemnation, is...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. hey!e to start off with some great news for fans of constitutional democracy. the republicans have picked a new speaker of the house. our long national nightmare is finally different. now, tonight's guests on the show are talking heads, so... [cheering] yeah. 100% hundo p. totally agree. so in honor of the g.o.p. spending the last three weeks "burnin' down the house," i'm naming tonight's congressional coverage "psycho killers." ♪ they're dumb, dumb, dumb, dum, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ here's the moment we've all been waiting for. america's new speaker of the house is louisiana congressman mike johnson, seen here ogling the photographer's crotch. his name is mike johnson. mike johnson. mike johnson, that is a name. he's the most generic-sounding congressional leader since the election of speaker james kirkland brand. johnson was just elected this afternoon, getting votes from all 220 republicans. finally, a man who appeals to all factions of the republican party: the maga faithful, the soc
i'm your host, stephen colbert. hey!e to start off with some great news for fans of constitutional democracy. the republicans have picked a new speaker of the house. our long national nightmare is finally different. now, tonight's guests on the show are talking heads, so... [cheering] yeah. 100% hundo p. totally agree. so in honor of the g.o.p. spending the last three weeks "burnin' down the house," i'm naming tonight's congressional coverage "psycho killers." ♪ they're...
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all right, watching the late show next with stephen colbert. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a good night >> it's the last day before break in the house of representatives and they took up the vital question of what milk you can serve in school lunches. the bill would reverse an obama arrow rule that removed whole milk from school lunches. here was part of the debate. >> the reason soymilk is not in there is because it's not milk. neither is almond milk. milk comes from a memo. >> do you like milk? here at gary's mystery memo milk we were pleased to learn that the only criteria for milk is that it comes from a memo. you may ask, if we are not getting that note milk from cows, what mammal are we getting it from? did you know there are over 5400 species of mammals? and i milked them all! some fight it, some are really into it. the point is, are milk could come from any memo, elk, badger, or even rat. i'm not saying milk does come from a rat and legally that's milk. don't get sucked in by that all men, soy, oat nonsense, st
all right, watching the late show next with stephen colbert. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a good night >> it's the last day before break in the house of representatives and they took up the vital question of what milk you can serve in school lunches. the bill would reverse an obama arrow rule that removed whole milk from school lunches. here was part of the debate. >> the reason soymilk is not in there is because it's not milk. neither is almond milk. milk...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert.as the house of representatives' last day of work for the year. you know what? they deserve a break. in the last 12 months, they accomplished so not. one thing they did manage to do this year is fire the speaker of the house for the first time in u.s. history. and today, that man, kevin mccarthy gave his stirring farewell address. >> do not be fearful if you believe your philosophy brings people more freedom. do not be fearful that you could lose your job over it. do it anyways. i would do it all again. >> stephen: "but no one will let me." they don't want me here. [laughter] yesterday, house republicans did approve a bidenimpeachment inquiry despite no evidence of high crimes or misdemeanors. that's not generally how the law works. "license and registration. sir, do you know why i pulled you over? yeah, me neither. but tell you what, i hear your son likes to party. any way could we say he was driving this car?" as you were. before the vote, maryland congressman jamie raskin explained
i'm your host, stephen colbert.as the house of representatives' last day of work for the year. you know what? they deserve a break. in the last 12 months, they accomplished so not. one thing they did manage to do this year is fire the speaker of the house for the first time in u.s. history. and today, that man, kevin mccarthy gave his stirring farewell address. >> do not be fearful if you believe your philosophy brings people more freedom. do not be fearful that you could lose your job...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, you have joined us on an historic evening, one imagines. do we know, has this happened yet? it has happened. we just found out that as of this taping right now, house republicans have voted to approve an impeachment inquiry into president biden, even though they admit there is no evidence to impeach him. guys, guys, come on. that's kinda step one! "thank you all for coming to our wedding today. the ceremony will begin shortly, just as soon as i find a bride. what's your name there? oh, well, is there a mister florist?" during a committee hearing yesterday, democrats tried to drill down on what exactly biden is being impeached for, and well, the well was dry. >> what is the specific constitutional crime that you're investigating? well, we're having an inquiry so we can do an investigation, get all the production of witnesses, and -- >> and what is the crime you're investigating? >> and documents. high crimes, misdemeanors, and bribery, it's in the constitution. >>
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perhaps because of our colbert culture, he can be chatty at receptions.ions. he can be understood in the end, he now has a serious source in russian intelligence, and he, like a real intelligence officer, wants to collect all the cream himself. so, okay, i’m leaving in 2 hours, but first i’ll talk with harley, i’ll try to connect you to the operation with russian diplomats. soviet diplomats? you mean those who were kidnapped, but what about us? frankie, quietly, i'm sorry, i didn't tell you anything, let harley fill you in on the matter, for my part i hope that you will live up to your father-in-law's hopes, but also my trust, whatever, sir, whatever whatever, one, one. says evgeniy snegur, i officially declare that i love ekaterina chaikina, despite the fact that she is married, you are a fool, what have you done, idiot, mustafa, i didn’t want to drag them onto the bus, to finish this off, once, once, says evgeniy snegur. i officially declare that i love you ekaterina chaikin, despite the fact that she is married, you are a fool, of course, mr. dzhalaev,
perhaps because of our colbert culture, he can be chatty at receptions.ions. he can be understood in the end, he now has a serious source in russian intelligence, and he, like a real intelligence officer, wants to collect all the cream himself. so, okay, i’m leaving in 2 hours, but first i’ll talk with harley, i’ll try to connect you to the operation with russian diplomats. soviet diplomats? you mean those who were kidnapped, but what about us? frankie, quietly, i'm sorry, i didn't tell...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] folks, i don't pretend to be news.s is a late night show, okay? and i try not to get swept up in the sensationalism of the modern news grind, but when history's being made, i can't ignore it. which is why tonight's top story is: an ontario man's 8-foot zucchini might be the longest in the world. which of course raises the question: is that a world record in your garden, or are you just happy zu-cchini? thank you very much. thank you. thank you very much. for more -- much more -- on this story, let's go to chch news, ontario's news leader. >> while it isn't official yet, a thorold man is confident he squashed the record. adam atkinson has the incredible story of henry and the giant zucchini. >> the guinness world record for the longest zucchini is 8 feet 33 inches. >> stephen: really? 8 feet, 33 inches. i know this is canada. but the metric system is weirder than i thought. pretty sure, we can check, pretty sure he meant 8 feet, 3.3 inches. and can we see that last angle on the zucchini again? hey! hey, buddy, watch whe
i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] folks, i don't pretend to be news.s is a late night show, okay? and i try not to get swept up in the sensationalism of the modern news grind, but when history's being made, i can't ignore it. which is why tonight's top story is: an ontario man's 8-foot zucchini might be the longest in the world. which of course raises the question: is that a world record in your garden, or are you just happy zu-cchini? thank you very much. thank you. thank you very...
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did you tell greers about colbert's contacts with amil, or did he tell you?. it is very important. remember. moreover, the one who set us up with colbert is taking us away from the real story. do you understand this? for a jog, soon i will completely get fat and stop liking you, sir, you are in amazing shape, seriously, thank you for the compliment, but i still won’t let you go on friday. the head of bosnia and herzegovina, aliya izbekovic, has already stated that the serbian decision is an attempt belgrade to destabilize the situation in the young republic. it is reported that the president of georgia fled to armenia, his supporters continue the armed struggle with the provisional authorities in dvilisia. what if the russians managed to warn the agent? but we will hope for the best. everything is clean here. sir, i can rest for 5 minutes, but not for long. and let's not go to the cafe. okay, i'm smoking. the russian embassy in washington called the detention of a russian diplomat an unfriendly act, as it became known from a press release of the russian embas
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or, as colbert says, remove tre the guy. california, a state you should neveert r, ever emulate, is sayg stealing your vote is the right thing to do. >> when the supreme courte supr of colorademo determines in an examination of the facts that donald trump is an insurrectionist and therefore is disqualified frominsurr beinn the ballot, certainly here in california, we have to looke at that information and make the same determination here. >> ladion y, colorado didn'tanyt determine anything. colorado didn't call witnesses, didn't present evidence, didn't, allow the defendants due process for unelected democrateg state judges just said trump's an insurrectionist. >>es biden's going to have to run against vivek. that's how it's going to wor k. here's an interesting idea. why don't we ask what thens voterst viveintere think? because they're the ones who decide elections in this country. voti know recently the electios have been decided by fauci and the fbi. fbi.ut let's hav get back to our founding. >> listen to voters in colorad
or, as colbert says, remove tre the guy. california, a state you should neveert r, ever emulate, is sayg stealing your vote is the right thing to do. >> when the supreme courte supr of colorademo determines in an examination of the facts that donald trump is an insurrectionist and therefore is disqualified frominsurr beinn the ballot, certainly here in california, we have to looke at that information and make the same determination here. >> ladion y, colorado didn'tanyt determine...
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stephen colbert tested positive for covid and then over thanksgiving weekend he had emergency surgery for a ruptured appendix. liz cheney joining him tonight and olivia rodrigo is the musical guest. when a bear shows up on the slopes it gets a little trickier (♪♪) (♪♪) (♪♪) get exclusive offers on select new volvo models. contact your volvo retailer to learn more. . >>> are you guys skiers? >> no. sorry. >> i have not been since i was a kid. >> that would be interesting to see. [ laughter ] >> people do seem to have enough to worry about when they are skiing, staying up right for example. not running into other people. staying away from trees. but something happened on the slopes in tahoe this weekend that nobody could of seen coming truly. a skier posted this as they were going down the slopes, there is at heavenly in south lake tahoe. the bear cut right through the ski run. almost took out the camera person. it looked like the other people around did not notice until the last second. that could of gone badly for all parties involved. i mean, imagine. >> yes. i would say those. those
stephen colbert tested positive for covid and then over thanksgiving weekend he had emergency surgery for a ruptured appendix. liz cheney joining him tonight and olivia rodrigo is the musical guest. when a bear shows up on the slopes it gets a little trickier (♪♪) (♪♪) (♪♪) get exclusive offers on select new volvo models. contact your volvo retailer to learn more. . >>> are you guys skiers? >> no. sorry. >> i have not been since i was a kid. >> that would...
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the gig with stephen colbert that changed his life and a new grammy-nominated album that brings togetherunlikely symphony of sounds. one of the things only you could pull off is at one moment kenny g is on the record, three songs later weezy is on the record. >> i just move with what the vision is telling me it wants to be. it's always telling you if you're listening. >> a "sunday sitdown" with jon batiste and another life well lived. >>> let's begin with israel shifting to southern gaza where it says hamas leaders are hiding among the gazan civilians who have been told to flee there. raf, what's the latest there? >> reporter: willie, palestinian civilians are telling us they feel they have nowhere left to run. just weeks ago they were told if they fled to khan younis they would be safe there. now a woman's son has been killed in an israeli air strike in the south. the hamas-run health industry says people have been killed since the peace collapse. in tel aviv there was a rally last night where the israeli crowd heard testimonials from hostages who were freed over the last week. one woma
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so since it's on cbs maybe we will see a name from cbs, obviously stephen colbert is the big one there but another one, this is what i'm going to throw out, taylor tomlinson, she is a comedian, she's getting that post colbert slot so i think that that would be a smart decision if the organizers go to her. >> how about gayle king, get a little cnn and cbs in there for you. >> i love that. i want gayle king and phil. >> you want to be able to say -- >> that would be great. >> there has been a lot of changes in the wake of very serious controversy. is it going to make a difference? you talk about the big bold names, that will certainly draw viewers if those people actually show up. are people going to show up? >> you know, i am hearing from all of my sources that people are very excited and they will show up this year. adds you said, there was a huge scandal that involved the hollywood foreign press association, which was the voting body for the golden globe awards, but now they have been disbanded. there is new ownership, dick clark productions is producing this year, as i said, new broa
so since it's on cbs maybe we will see a name from cbs, obviously stephen colbert is the big one there but another one, this is what i'm going to throw out, taylor tomlinson, she is a comedian, she's getting that post colbert slot so i think that that would be a smart decision if the organizers go to her. >> how about gayle king, get a little cnn and cbs in there for you. >> i love that. i want gayle king and phil. >> you want to be able to say -- >> that would be great....
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yes, and i didn’t really know colbert, at our request he was getting a study visa for omar’s daughterm the lebanese security service, he added 2.2 zamar come, have a drink, thank you, no, but couldn’t there have been a leak from here? let them figure it out themselves, well, i agree, i remember, of course, a man from russian embassy, he comes here sometimes, how do you know mustafa, who doesn’t know mustafa , he’s a big man, they played, the russian won, then they stood up, the russian said that... any of our steps will be known to the kidnapper, especially if the intermediary is the kidnapper . the central committee decided that they would not put pressure on khaled to release this bandit. so how? and like this. we have a contract with them for a gas pipeline, for the supply of aircraft tanks for 5 billion dollars, i would have these goods with my own hands, money is a commodity, well, what are we going to do, ilya konstantinovich, what to do, what to do, so. it was not for nothing that kipling so focused the message on the fact that mustafa is the son of a sheikh, and the sheikh c
yes, and i didn’t really know colbert, at our request he was getting a study visa for omar’s daughterm the lebanese security service, he added 2.2 zamar come, have a drink, thank you, no, but couldn’t there have been a leak from here? let them figure it out themselves, well, i agree, i remember, of course, a man from russian embassy, he comes here sometimes, how do you know mustafa, who doesn’t know mustafa , he’s a big man, they played, the russian won, then they stood up, the...
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lebanese embassy, of course he will be acquitted and paid compensation. decent man, dick, i mean colbertt's go, let's go, what do you want, calm down. so what about ustyugov? what about ustyugov? it's time for him to share his accumulated experience. we have a whole departmental institute for this. we really lack theoretical research based on experience. with all due respect, but you can’t touch him yet. for now, and then? then it’s also not possible, but you can send a personal pension, with the presentation of a certificate of honor from director, for special services, as befits the honored veteran of soviet intelligence, who has done so much for the security of our homeland that look, heydar odilivich, we need to take care of him. run away from him. i’m listening, katya, please call who? there are no such people here, this is phone number 2351517, yes , it turns out, this is a telephone, so where is the landlady, the landlady, the landlady died, already six months ago, the housing department told me, yes, i screwed up, we are doing repairs here, hello, hello? thank you washer sir, i'l
lebanese embassy, of course he will be acquitted and paid compensation. decent man, dick, i mean colbertt's go, let's go, what do you want, calm down. so what about ustyugov? what about ustyugov? it's time for him to share his accumulated experience. we have a whole departmental institute for this. we really lack theoretical research based on experience. with all due respect, but you can’t touch him yet. for now, and then? then it’s also not possible, but you can send a personal...
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wiwith more onon this very unusuaual situation we turn to "daily show" senior correspondent stephen colbertind of a a comedy tem on c comedy central, evenen though ththey weren't. - now,w, if you'llll excuse m, i'veve been invivited to a grouse hunting party in shropshire. it's just a few dozen men, some stable boys, all of us in kilts, naturally. [laughter] and here's the fun part, jon. whoever shoots the fewest-- [laughter] - people lumped them together in a way and still do 'cause they like them together. [upbeaeat music] - is that her? - yes. - we're gonna neneed a specicial lockerer for the h hat. ththat's a tererrific thini, whenen you have anotother actor r that you f feel you he chemisistry with.. i'm confnfused. - - he's not g gonna give es a loan b because he e thinks wewe're too olold. - too old? i i was blastiting drake all the e way here.. it's grereat to be w with je and woworking withth her. and d people sayay we havave chemistrtry. nonow, if we d do, it's's because w we just reaey loveve each otheher and d we enjoy e each othe. and we have e fun. and i knknow that i i can tr
wiwith more onon this very unusuaual situation we turn to "daily show" senior correspondent stephen colbertind of a a comedy tem on c comedy central, evenen though ththey weren't. - now,w, if you'llll excuse m, i'veve been invivited to a grouse hunting party in shropshire. it's just a few dozen men, some stable boys, all of us in kilts, naturally. [laughter] and here's the fun part, jon. whoever shoots the fewest-- [laughter] - people lumped them together in a way and still do 'cause...
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you understand perfectly well. that colbert is not to blame for anything.derstand that someone handed our agent over to the lebanese, purposefully. the fbi led the investigation, richard. i don’t know what they dug up there, but judging by the verdict, they dug up a lot of things. stop it, otherwise you don't know how the fbi works. they are just waiting to be thrown a bone. why don't you share your thoughts with the director? by the way, he will be here. what am i thinking, what could you possibly blurt out to mustafa that you are trying so carefully to hide it from the director? look, emerson needs to find mustafa and explain what he needs to forget about once and for all, right? it is not advisable to remove mustafa now because because your tongue is too long it could cause harm neck. good evening, gentlemen, champagne, the most expensive, sit down, contract military personnel receive regional support measures, combat veteran status, exemption from land tax, compensation. payments for housing and communal services, vouchers to a sanatorium, vacation twic
you understand perfectly well. that colbert is not to blame for anything.derstand that someone handed our agent over to the lebanese, purposefully. the fbi led the investigation, richard. i don’t know what they dug up there, but judging by the verdict, they dug up a lot of things. stop it, otherwise you don't know how the fbi works. they are just waiting to be thrown a bone. why don't you share your thoughts with the director? by the way, he will be here. what am i thinking, what could you...
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thanks for watching, the late show with stephen colbert is coming up next >> if you have a ring doorbell $1 million to anyone who catches a real alien on their wing cam. ♪ ♪
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the late show with stephen colbert is coming up next. news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a great night
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thanks for watching, the late show with stephen colbert is coming up next
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all right, watching the late show next with stephen colbert.ews continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a good night
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all right, watching the late show next with stephen colbert.ews continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a good night >> it's the last day before break in the house of representatives and they took up the vital question of what milk you can serve in school lunches. the bill would reverse an obama arrow rule that mo
all right, watching the late show next with stephen colbert.ews continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a good night >> it's the last day before break in the house of representatives and they took up the vital question of what milk you can serve in school lunches. the bill would reverse an obama arrow rule that mo
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the late night with stephen colbert is next. >> a sex tape scandal is rocking congress. democratic senator ben cardin was fired after a video surfaced apparently showing him having sex in a senate hearing room. >> did you enjoy the capitol hill sex tape? looking for even more hot
the late night with stephen colbert is next. >> a sex tape scandal is rocking congress. democratic senator ben cardin was fired after a video surfaced apparently showing him having sex in a senate hearing room. >> did you enjoy the capitol hill sex tape? looking for even more hot
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the late show with stephen colbert is coming up next.he news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a great night >> now nine republican candidates have filed to run for speaker. unclear which of those nine will ultimately get the republican nomination. it's unclear if any of them can, given the sharp divisions within the ranks. >> we saw that play out over the past few weeks, with kevin versus steve and steve versus jim.
the late show with stephen colbert is coming up next.he news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a great night >> now nine republican candidates have filed to run for speaker. unclear which of those nine will ultimately get the republican nomination. it's unclear if any of them can, given the sharp divisions within the ranks. >> we saw that play out over the past few weeks, with kevin versus steve and steve versus jim.
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. >> thanks for watching "the late show," with stephen colbert is next >> former president donald trumpin court. a civil fraud case brought against former president trump and his businesses is under way in new york city. >> among the interesting side notes about today: secret service had to deliverrdp in the courthouse.
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but we did do once on i think it was stephen colbert, we were doing, three of us went on, three of ushe script and we had to do it, do the characters in american accents, which was quite funny. so, reading robert as an american. i can't... yeah, i can't do it. my kids do both british and american. and when they're with their american friends, they only speak american, and when they're with us, they speak british and they can't switch. so if they were with us, they couldn't speak american. that's interesting. they don't know how to... yeah. it's a language that belongs... it's an accent that belongs to certain circumstances in their life. so i can see why you can't suddenly turn it on. no, i should be able to. even though you did a very good romeo. no, i'm not falling for it! romeo in american? yeah! in american accent: but soft light through yonder window i breaks. you did it! a bit like some of your characters, and i'm thinking, i guess, of bernie, particularly, in notting hill, you're one of the most self—deprecating people i know, in real life and on—screen, but... ..so i'm sort of
but we did do once on i think it was stephen colbert, we were doing, three of us went on, three of ushe script and we had to do it, do the characters in american accents, which was quite funny. so, reading robert as an american. i can't... yeah, i can't do it. my kids do both british and american. and when they're with their american friends, they only speak american, and when they're with us, they speak british and they can't switch. so if they were with us, they couldn't speak american....
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take colbert. he thought it was because it only used 20 fuck the days we wounded. this is losing international parties. many were refusing to acknowledge what was being planned either our intelligence services responded, although knowing exactly what the trouble makers will play english, we wouldn't let them stabilize that countries simply put them up after the successfully. so using excessive force, thousands of people have been arrested. serbia's grappling with a year of political unrest, sparked by demonstrations against mess, shootings, which involve to protests against the rising, replacing, and allegations of government. corruption acts as i'm moving out to 0 a. hi. it's take you some live pictures coming out of bell grades right now. i understand those of protests is least some of them students withhold have gathered outside government buildings. so upset with the way the elections have gone. several 1000 my friends have sat health from the southern mexico on christmas eve heading for the us border of enchanting migrant. so not criminals. carbonic people is
take colbert. he thought it was because it only used 20 fuck the days we wounded. this is losing international parties. many were refusing to acknowledge what was being planned either our intelligence services responded, although knowing exactly what the trouble makers will play english, we wouldn't let them stabilize that countries simply put them up after the successfully. so using excessive force, thousands of people have been arrested. serbia's grappling with a year of political unrest,...
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the late show with stephen colbert is next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area.t night, merry christmas. >> today is election day in the runoff. >> the polling also reveals that voters and many supporters have serious questions about walker opposed his honesty.
the late show with stephen colbert is next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area.t night, merry christmas. >> today is election day in the runoff. >> the polling also reveals that voters and many supporters have serious questions about walker opposed his honesty.
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the late show with stephen colbert is next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a great night, merry christmas. (female) i grew up in a home that didn't have running water. my shoes always had holes in them. i know how it is to be poor. i listened to a message of dr. stanley's, talking about, you know, how you never really live your life until you actually give it away. he kinda gave me that push to get out there and really do something. ♪♪♪
the late show with stephen colbert is next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a great night, merry christmas. (female) i grew up in a home that didn't have running water. my shoes always had holes in them. i know how it is to be poor. i listened to a message of dr. stanley's, talking about, you know, how you never really live your life until you actually give it away. he kinda gave me that push to get out there and really do something. ♪♪♪
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was it colbert or kimmel. >> did you look that up?el like jesse watters might be going through some sort of identity crisis? >> jesse: i am but it's none of your business. you accused him of cheating, i like it. >> jimmy kimmel is accusing you of going through an identity crisis? >> jesse: which hollywood actress went on a short-lived hunger strike for god's eye. cynthia susan sarandon? oh, both cynthia. >> cynthia nixon taking part in a five day hunger strike but only for two days. >> kennedy: and then she lost celebrity jeopardy and she was up by $50,000. >> jesse: it's been a rough week. fashion police. melania trump came under fire for wearing a gray coat. oh, my gosh. to rosalynn carter's funeral. which first lady, former, wore a similar coat to barbara bush's funeral question requisite michelle or hillary? it's what do we have here? that would be hillary clinton wearing a nearly identical jacket to barbara bush's funeral five years ago. kennedy's back in the game. mrs. number four, this is it. senator joni ernst needed the heiml
was it colbert or kimmel. >> did you look that up?el like jesse watters might be going through some sort of identity crisis? >> jesse: i am but it's none of your business. you accused him of cheating, i like it. >> jimmy kimmel is accusing you of going through an identity crisis? >> jesse: which hollywood actress went on a short-lived hunger strike for god's eye. cynthia susan sarandon? oh, both cynthia. >> cynthia nixon taking part in a five day hunger strike but...
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these plans that were be proposed perhaps by the c i a or the pentagon to take some action, which was colbert and nate nature, what was henry customer as well? he was a member of the committee chair that committee i believe at that time under the, the system that was set up a, a burden. meaning it had a car garage is had to be agreed to by all of the departments and the framework. so you have to coordinate these actions. now i coordinate to him, but be sure everybody agreed to. we don't know what, what personal conversations took place because a lot of those conversations are still classified. a lot of those transcripts were never released. but we know that he was very aggressive in inner agency meetings and in transmitting nixon's orders to the c, i a to, to do something about a year and a yes. and that he was, was very vigorous and carrying out the president's orders. as control sits away from the julian government, a group of military leaders decided to stay to the 5 digit some that you need if possible in the presidential palace. the i can only give us 37 responsible to put that in the su
these plans that were be proposed perhaps by the c i a or the pentagon to take some action, which was colbert and nate nature, what was henry customer as well? he was a member of the committee chair that committee i believe at that time under the, the system that was set up a, a burden. meaning it had a car garage is had to be agreed to by all of the departments and the framework. so you have to coordinate these actions. now i coordinate to him, but be sure everybody agreed to. we don't know...
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mean, this could be the crime of the century, the 18th century, but the crime of the and then from colbert if you want to learn more about, santos's inspiring time in grad school, you can read his memoir i am malala big hand from our for this very important read i
mean, this could be the crime of the century, the 18th century, but the crime of the and then from colbert if you want to learn more about, santos's inspiring time in grad school, you can read his memoir i am malala big hand from our for this very important read i