week on the show, chevy chase, joan rivers, dax shepard, elisha cuthbert, aziz ansari, kate walsh, chef paullotta, music from melanie fiona, larry gatlin, and katherine mcphee, and kobe bryant, no music from kobe bryant, but -- i am going to -- you know what, i've been meaning to ask him about is the lakers. i will. our first guest tonight is a terrific actor despite the fact that, as a college student, he was bitten by a really bad spider. he is nominated for a golden globe for his excellent performance alongside jake gyllenhaal and natalie portman in "brothers." it's in theaters now. please say hello to tobey maguire. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> good, how you doing? >> jimmy: good. a little skruf there. >> i do, yes. >> jimmy: is that for a role or make it harder to get through airport security? >> it does incident ally, but it's actually for a role in a movie that may or may not be happening some time in the next few months that, a, i may or may not want to do. but we'll see. just in case. >> jimmy: what the hell, grow the beard. are you playing santa? does it need t

we'll have music from josh turner, miguel, paul weller and joe walsh. from nine seasons on "the king of queens" and a number of very funny movie. he's a man who looks good in brown shorts. real good. his latest role is that of a biology teacher turned mixed martial artist in the new comedy "here comes the boom." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to kevin james. [ cheers and applause ] >> woo. thank you. >> jimmy: this way people are tivoing through this interview they will still see "here comes the boom" is the name of the movie. >> i will put it out there any way i can. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> doing great. >> jimmy: first of all, i enjoyed the movie. and you are very muscular in the movie, like, i mean, like really, you look really muscular. >> not anymore. i -- the plan was, once i did the movie, i -- i did it a year and a half ago, i got in such great shape. after the movie, i'll relax a little bit and get back into shape when it comes time to do the talk shows and stuff so i look like the guy in the movie. >> jimmy: right. >> and

and later this week, matthew fox, joel mchale, emily vancamp, and music from paul weller and joe walsh're taking the show on the road to brooklyn october 29th through november 2nd. we will be broadcasting from the beautiful brooklyn academy of music. and i'm pleased to announce, some of our guests for the week include howard stern, chris rock, tracy morgan, kelly ripa, jon stewart, stephen colbert, and david letterman. [ cheers and applause ] that will be a big deal. and we will have music from alicia keys, the avett brothers, sharon jones and the dap kings and vampire weekend on halloween night. those will be our musical guests and we will have some surprise guests too, which means we haven't figured it all out yet again, the fun starts monday october 29th, our week in brooklyn. my birthplace. i might actually watch that week. our first guest is a 6 very funny and splendidly-dressed man. his show is called "parks and recreation." it airs thursdays at 9:30 on nbc, please say hello to aziz ansari. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you? >> hi, how are you? >> >> jimmy: good to see you. i

paul shafer plus one. who are the plus ones? >> i've had everybody from joe walsh to sammy hagar to smokey robinson. so want to thank, i want to thank jason alexander for his inspiring portrayal of bagel boss guy. you can see jason live november 2nd and 3rd in detroit. and thanks to our lord and savior, tracy morgan, too. thanks to those gentlemen for being a part. next week on the show we're back home in hollywood with arnold schwarzenegger, rob lowe, antonio banderas, big boy and sleepy brown with cee lo green. and tonight on our show we have none other than kanye west, performing music from his new album. a imax movie. join us all throughout the show for that. our first guest is an actor, writer, direct eor and neighbor here in brooklyn. please welcome, john krasinski! [cheers and ♪ >> hello! these chairs are too nice for me. >> jimmy: i'm looking at you, you still look young. >> i can't see you, i turned 40. >> jimmy: you're blind now? are you wearing the glasses yet? >> no, i don't want to embarrass myself. everybody's like, wait, i wear glasses. >> jimmy: a lot of people for their 40th birthday

and then we had joe walsh come in, we had robby krieger from the doors, paul mccartney, sir paul mccartney came in. >> jimmy: that's pretty good, yeah. that's a good one. [ laughter ] >>. >> it was shocking. >> even you, do you look around and do, how the hell did this happen? i'm playing with paul mccartney. this song "my dead drunk friends." not only is it a great song, it's one of the funniest songs i think i've ever heard. it's really, really good. and very, very funny. you should pick up this album. "hollywood vampires." it comes out on friday. go see "black mass." it opens a week from tomorrow in theaters. johnny depp. thank you, johnny! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: be right back with kathryn hahn! [ cheers and applause ] th type 2 diabetes, you're certainly not alone. fortunately, many have found a different kind of medicine that lowers blood sugar. discover once-daily invokana . it's the #1 prescribed in the newest class of medicines that work with the kidneys to lower a1c. invokana is used along with diet and exercise to significantly lower blood sugar in adults with type 2 d

walsh. and on thursday, matthew fox, emily vancamp, and music from paul weller.en to be in brooklyn, october 29 through november 2, we'll be there, too, from the brooklyn academy of music with guests including howard stern, chris rock, alicia keys, the avett brothers, tracy morgan, kelly ripa, sharon jones and the dap kings, jon stewart and stephen colbert, vampire weekend and david letterman, too. it should be a great final week of my life. we've been getting, i asked people because i wanted to make sure people who really enjoy the show get tickets and not scalpers, we asked people to send an e-mail to guillermo. did you read any of these e-mails? >> guillermo: a few. >> jimmy: a few? and by a few you mean none? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] this guy named justin says, he wrote to tickle me guillermo at yahoo!.com, i tell you why i deserve tickets, they're for my mom who asked me to lie to you and say it's her birthday which i'm go do also going to lie to co-workers to say it's her ba h birthday, because i need to leave early for the birthday

walsh come in. we had robby krieger from the doors. paul mccartney.my: that's pretty good, yeah. that's a good one. [ laughter ] >> it was shocking. >> jimmy: even you, do you go how the hell did this happen? i'm playing with paul mccartney. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this song, "my dead drunk friends." not only is it a great song. it's one of the funniest songs i think i've ever heard. it's really, really good and very, very funny. i mean, well, you should pick up this album. it's called "hollywood vampires." it comes out on friday. go see "black mass." it opens a week from tomorrow in thesers. johnny depp. thank you, johnny! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: be right back with kathryn hahn! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ matt's gotten used to the funk yup, he's gone noseblind. he thinks it smells fine, but his wife smells this... luckily for all your hard-to-wash fabrics there's febreze fabric refresher febreze doesn't just mask, it eliminates odors you've gone noseblind to break out the febreze, and breathe happy time for a new routine.eartburn flare-ups? try n

walsh and larry gatlin and the gatlin brothers. later this week, evangeline lilly, dax shepard, joan rivers. don't i have a problem with her? chef paullona and katharine mcphee will join us. please join us. here's something we like to do from time to time. we call it "headlines." there we go. i tell you. this is how we find headlines from the paper, and then we present them to you, the viewer. our first headline is, you can see here, "vehicles may end drunken driving." yes, and cigarettes may end lung cancer. i should show you this one. this is, um, here we go. "human service worker." what do they usually hire -- robot service workers? something on cosmetic surgery. "torn earlobe?" free ear piercing with the repair of your torn earlobe. free ear piercing? isn't that what got you in trouble in the first place? [ applause ] and this -- this one. look at this. maltese, beautiful, flully, and very, very cuddly. flully, named after the famous pilot flully flullyenberger. [ laughter ] our first guest is who he is. you know him from "saturday night live" and movies like "flech" and "the three amigos." among other great films. his new show "

walsh: to keep our community safe - we need a sheriff who will put fighting violent crime ahead of his own political agenda. paul penzone has been a decorated crime-fighter for over 20 years. paul penzone caught murderers, put drug kingpins behind bars, and created award-winning programs that protect our community. paul penzone... a new sheriff who will put our safety first. >> jimmy: hi, there. it's called "idina." idina menzel is here to chat with and sing for us on the crown royal stage. that will be fun. tomorrow night - martin lawrence will be here. from "westworld," luke hemsworth will join us. there's another hemsworth, wow. good news, ladies. and we'll have music from gary clark jr. so please join us then. you know our first guest from his show called "baskets" on fx, and those movies about being drunk in las vegas. his new movie - he has a lot of them out now, is called "keeping up with the joneses." it opens in theaters october 21st. please say hello to zach galifianakis. [ cheers and applause ] ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is this security? you have a security guard now? what's going on? >> oh,

walsh: to keep our community safe - we need a sheriff who will put fighting violent crime ahead of his own political agenda. paul penzone has been a decorated crime-fighter for over 20 years. a police officer, undercover investigator, and dea task force agent of the year. paul penzone caught murderers, put drug kingpins behind bars, and created award-winning ne... >> jimmy: hi, there. ella purnell and dolly parton is on the way. over the weekend we had a yard scale for charity. we brought all our stuff, emptied the closets at the show, brought it to the back parking lot. costumes, props, furniture, stuff from my office, stuff from my house. all proceeds went to a great cause, the donald j. trump foundation. actually, we did this through an organization we found to honor my late uncle frank. it started saturday morning 8:00 a.m. guillermo, cousin sal and i were there. ? >> sal: we've been on the air for how long? >> guillermo: like 14 years. >> jimmy: we have so much crap jammed into our building. we decide wed would sell it for charity for my friend's place, part of the uncle frank helping hand foundation. this

walsh: to keep our community safe - we need a sheriff who will put fighting violent crime ahead of his own political agenda. paul penzone has been a decorated crime-fighter for over 20 years. a police officer, undercover investigator, and dea task force agent of the year. paul penzone caught murderers, paul penzone... >> jimmy: i'd like to thank zach galifianakis, owen wilson and kristen wiig and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, their album is called "cleopatra" - here with the song "ophelia" the lumineers! ? i - i - when i was younger i - i - should have known better ? ? and i can't feel no remorse and you don't feel nothing back ? ? ? ? ? i - i got a new girlfriend he ? and i don't feel no remorse and you can't see past my blinders ? ? oh - oh - ophelia you've been on my mind girl since the flood ? ? oh - ophelia heaven help a fool who falls in love ? ? ? i - i got a little paycheck you got big plans and you gotta move ? ? and i don't feel nothing at all and you can't feel nothing small ? ? honey i love you that's all >>> this is "nightline." >> tonight, trump on the

walsh: to keep our community safe - we need a sheriff who will put fighting violent crime ahead of his own political agenda. paul penzone has been a decorated crime-fighter for over 20 years. a police officer, undercover investigator, and dea task force agent of the year. paul penzone caught murderers, put drug kingpins behind bars, and created award-winning paul penzone... a new sheriff who will put our safety first. ?? this fall at dunkin' donuts, get lost in pumpkin with a $1.99 medium macchiato or latte from 12:00 to 6:00 p.m. sip in the season today. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: what are you watching? >> jimmy: what? >> guillermo: what are you watching? >> jimmy: the new episode of "modern family." have you seen this one? >> guillermo: yes, i did. >> jimmy: you did? >> dicky: no, i didn't. i was lying! >> jimmy: oh. thank you for being honest about lying. you know, you can now keep up to date on all your favorite shows with hulu s lie. >> guillermo: i have a better system for doing that. >> jimmy: what? >> guillermo: i have a better system for doing that. >> jimmy: you have a better sister for doin