. >> you bet. >>> let's welcome our guests. i am here with political commentator, columnist and author, anne call colter. and looking his first "red eye" appearance in eight years is jonathon honig. and bill schulz blessedly out of the country and filling in for him is an acclaimed star of stage and screen. catch him staring opposite jude law in an adeptation of "battleship." and sitting next to me is comedian and serial killer tom shalou. there is no pinch. thereth is weird. i was ready to throw to pinch, and i am glad i don't have to. it was a breakfast club with the dude from "scrubs." on thursday president obama held a special early morning get together at the beverly hills hotel with 25 young hollywood stars. it included zach brass, diana

do you think the whole world is as you say something in a hand basket, you bet this way. if you think the world's okay, you bet this way. have a look up. there are two things that are relevant and mike's going to pick it up from here. this is a 20-year chart on p.e. for fedex. we're trading at a historic low over the last 20 years but relative p.e. is relative as well. the p. ee. for s&p is also relevant. fedex is trading in the same multiples as s&p 500. the only time were cheaper than the s&p was 2000. the p.e. for the market was so high when the tech was running. '95 to 2000 was the big bull. that's as cheap as you're going to get it at fedex. you've got to buy it here. >> carter is for fedex. that's cheap. compared to historical p.e. >> compared to the historical p.e. and taking a look at the market, think we have another chart that shows fedex revenues. actually if we take a look at that chart, one of the things it's going to tell us is the reason it trades to the market, they've had increasingly growth trends iffer a long time. this has historically been a growth com

rick i know you have $100 to bet because we were betting at the bow day go. >> and i will bet tonight on the rematch. >> you have a problem. end of story. >> i have $100. i am not in high school. >> mr. big shot. >> it is a fair . fansy pants. >> must be nice. >> to bet a -- to bet on high school -- >> by the way, this kid is no underdog. he is a pretty good looking kid. >> not a bad looking kid. >> they are running him down in the courtroom. >> that's what i got. >> thanks. >> see you at the end. >>> coming up, what is the latest addition to the cereal aisle? they are poop loops. and our new york -- are new york area high schools ruining the fun of this year's prom? i will bet my best come better bun on it. cumberbun on it. >>> is there no escape from thinking you are being taped? psychiatrists are reportedly seeing a bump in the number of patients who think they are the unwilling star of a secret reality show. according to buzz feed so-called truman show dilution may be stem frght 21st sen -- stemming from the 21st century fame. take a dude who is suing for, quote, filming and broad

. >> you bet. >>> let's welcome our guests. she is smart, gorgeous and way too busy for this operation. mary katherine hamm. and he knows belly laughs like i know giraffes. they are exswriz zit animals. and he is known for throwing the sexiest parties east of the mississippi. fox news senior correspondent, rick eleven ven that will. and he is barely afloat, but still loves to gloat. how are you, pinch? >> today in the home section, they profile the rich history of the remote control. next week we will look at extra value meals, driving short distances and 10 other reasons you are morbidly obese. andy? >> i'm pretty sure our viewers were exploring their remote controls just then. hang on. i think we have a delivery. >> andy gram. >> a wednesday, michael bloomburg uh united states nod his intention to ban the sale of large sugary drinks at restaurants, movie theaters and other places regulated by the health department. the words i would like to use express my opinion of the dear leader and the plan can't be said on television. th

you bet i would. you bet i would. same thing applies to women. just because a woman has two children, sick husband, and wants to write copy doesn't mean that when she goes home and she can't drink beer in a bar with the boys that she can't do her best work. on the contrary. sometimes the work is extraordinary. sometimes the work is extraordinary when you're in the bus and you're on the way to a meeting. it really doesn't depend on the circumstantial evidence of work. work is what it is when it's presented. leadership. some interesting challenges with leadership, and we have a bunch of them of different flavors in our group. i can say that for women for the most part, whatever the challenges are, they seem to be driven by a bit more emotion than men. men's inabilities are pretty much based on their own physical and mental stupidity. you know. emotion doesn't figure into it. it's kind of over the top. so in some ways it's easier to conduct business with a guy who has a problem with listening if what you're able to do is find that moment where he li

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you bet this way. if you think the world is okay, bet this way. we're betting up. have a look at two other relevant things. mike will pick it up. this is a 20-year chart of the p.e. in fedex. right now we are trading at or near an historic low over the last 20 years. relative p.e. is important as well. the p.e. of the stock relative to the stock market. the p.e. for the s&p is 13 and change. here is the relative p.e. fedex is trading at the same multiples as standard & poor's 500. the only time it was cheaper than the s&p was between 95 and 2000. not a function of the stock being expensive. the p.e. for the market was high when tech was running. 95 to 2000 is the bull we know. this is a market multiple. that's as cheap as you will get. you have to buy it here. >> carter is positive on fedex. the p.e. chart is shocking. i didn't realize how cheap it was compared to its own historical p.e. >> it's something you want to look at compared to the market. another reason i think we have another chart that shows fedex revenues. if we look at that chart one of the things tha

>> you divided 16 into 3 equal parts. i bet you didn't think that was possible i know a physicist that didn't think it was possible. we are rocket scientists. half of you count 16, half do the t high. you can do it. first you try the 16. don't do the t high yet. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, you keep counting 16. you guys do this. you will start 5 times 3, 3 times. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. >> 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, >> 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, pause. >> 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 1. did we end on your 1? >> whoa, you divided 16 into 3 equal parts. did you know you could do that? >> i'm dizzy. okay. well, we are going to end with a t high within a t high like a wheel that goes around and around and around. i want you to figure out there is a multiplecasion problem in here and i want you to see if you can tell us when we are done what it is. something will repeat 3 times. [applause] okay. which one of you figured it out? yes. >> 49, hum... >> i can see how you would say that, why do you say that? there is 49 o

you bet you, 1-under for the tournament and with teeing or 5 with the short birdie and in the ninth hole, and with another birdie and 3-under 68, 2-under for the tournament and how about vijay singh. haven't heard of him for a long time and on 18, the approach from 131 yards and he will like this and this is cozying up for an easy birdie. there are, look at the nice use of talent there and i need one. and this is hunter, the leader now and burning it up in the hot temperatures. a 6-under 65 and birdies on 18. seven-under for the tournament and they're all chasing hunter. tiger, how about your day, to? >> i thought today i got more out of my round and that is on a golf course like, this you will not hit it, you know, perfect all day and that is too difficult -- difficult and you have to make saves and today i did. >> how is he not sweating? >> and what about the other big news of the day? bradley of the washington wizards and introduced as the newest shooting guard and he was taken last night in the third draft. the nice cake from the wizards and flanked by the head coach, randy whitman a

. >> you bet. talk about that. what are you hearing from young voters? are they having trouble voting today? >> you know, i heard from a few young people they did get turned away today at the polls. there was lots of confusion early on in the day about registration and unfortunately, wisconsin passed a very restrictive photo id law a few months ago. restricted. struck down the voter id but the 28 day residency requirement was in place. we have had some confusion. but the party and other groups on the ground have done a great job of making sure young people stay at the polls and getthe information they need to clear up any confusion they have. >> let me ask you a couple of questions. first of all, there was early voting and there was absentee voting. did a lot vote by absentee? could they have missed in today's exit polls in other words? >> i think so. i saw a report that 10% at least of the wisconsin electorate is voting absentee. if you look at the exit poll you are missing a huge segment of the population. on the ground? >> we made it a concerted effor

thanks for joining us. >> thanks for having me. >> you bet. what an exciting project. first let me ask you from a woman's perspective why is it that no one knows about her? >> the truth was people did know about her in her day. she was on the cover of collier's. she was on the cover of saturday review. various places. she married hemingway and people knew much more about hemingway probably the most famous writer certainly of his time, maybe the most famous writer of all time. really. you go back to dickens or something. but so she married hemingway and people became obsessed with her being hemingway's third wife. >> so it is sort of interesting because she was -- history has sort of put her in the shadow of him. but you wonder without that relationship, would she have -- it is a hypothetical, would she have been able to scale her own mountain. she was already on a mountain. >> that's a good question. they wanted the war together. they actually met in sloppy joe's quite by accident, a bar in key west. it was for hemingway i think almost as if somebody, a woman say lady o

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. >> you bet. you are a wisconsin native, and you are head of "we are wisconsin." tell everybody what is that first of all. >> absolutely. we are "we are wisconsin" is a grassroots coalition that grew out of the massive up arising last yearrising last year anchored by labor but other progressive allies to build an on the ground field operation. in the last 24 hour stretch, we have been working tirelessly here on the ground for the last three days to do exactly what you said, motivate our base and get out this vote. >> so president obama, this is the words he used, it's election day in wisconsin tomorrow. and i am standing by tom barrett. he'd make an outstanding governor. do you think that is going to help mobilize voters? >> 0, absolutely. we are excited to have president obama throw his support publically as he tweeted this evening. i know in our headquarters and in our field offices tonight they were all abuzz, excited to hear from the president and absolutely it's going to help motivate our base as we are just hours away from the polls opening tomorrow at 7:00

. >> you bet. ou have done a little bit of looking at this for all of the talk of different voting demographics. are we overlooking this big and key group which is white voters? >> yeah. our eyes are always on the future. hispanics get a lot of attention. three and four voters, roughly, a little less are white. and they are the key to -- they sort of explain all of the math of this election. in other words, the president has to earn e mention numbers. >> tell us what those numbers are that he has to get to be comfortable with a win. >> one of the facts is how the electorate has changed is michael dukas could win and obama from 2008. but the president looks to be polling a few points below due character as with whites. he lost all of the whites that moved on to him in 2008 and then some and that coincided with the loss of independent, and so this president is below his floor, likely below his floor with whites. that number is roughly 39% and according to gallup data he is polling around 37, 38%. that

. >> reporter: sure when they miss a turn and paddle in circle for hours you bet there's no taliban inhe area that night. >> let me just tell you guys, you were so late, you failed this op. >> reporter: but i quickly learned that blasting terrorists, walking the wall commando style and tasting the shock and awe of a 50-caliber sniper rifle -- >> that will clear your sinuses. >> reporter: -- are only part of the assure. what they are really paying for is the addictive camaraderie that comes from shared pain. >> you're tired, hungry, cold. just like everybody else, you work together and motivate and kind of focus on helping the guy next to you. >> reporter: there's never been any temptation, you know what, i'm getting in the car getting some sleep? >> no, never. it's fun. again, it's fun. we know why we came down here. if we don't want to do it then don't come down here. >> your most vivid memories are from hardship, suffering. the easy stuff you forget. most these guys have never been pushed this hard before. jumping out of a helicopter, a hike in cold water, scare you up there. things

ifif you own a baseball team and you bet on it to lose. bet on it to fail, then you get bailed out. that's when wall street began last fall. the deregulations the tax pair bail outs that went to lavish bonuses and things got so bad that thousands of americans went to live in tents to protest how bad it was. and those americans got called lazy. now the long arm of the law that let wall street crooks get away came down pretty hard on some of these citizen protesters. the ironry is if we could enforce our banking laws as vigorously as we can enforce our park zoning areas there may not have been any need for occupy wall street. after being evicted from zuccotti park in december, one got jail time and the rest got community service. one of those arrests watt episcopal bishop george packar. who said, trespass is not a word i've ever heard in connection with a church. i'm very disappointed that the trinity is more concerned about its cash machine flow being interrupted than embodying the body of christ. one of my favorite comedians from new york,

. >> reporter: you bet, suzanne. a forward operating base, just as you said, is not like the big international bases we have visited in kabul or bagram, acres and acres. these are locations out in the middle of front line combat zones often simply surrounded by wire, barriers, security checkpoints, troops on patrol. usually several dozen troops at these bases not major bases like you would normally think of. look, some of the big bases have also come under attack, but at these forward locations, security is at a heightened state all the time. so for this to have happened, the key question is how did the insurgents get in. >> barbarastarr. thank you. >>> next door pakistan facing a political crisis. pakist supreme court has ruled that this gentleman will no longer be prime minister. two months ago he was convicted of contempt after refusing to reopen corruption cases against the president. ♪ >>> you may not know this young woman's music, but she was very popular across pakistan and afghanistan. today fans are mourning

you bet. we've done that before and we got average 4.6 to 4.8 economic growth, real gdp growth out of that. so we have to do that. we can do that a lot of ways and we can do it in a very fair way. the second thing we have to do is we have to markedly save, make changes to medicare and social security that will actually save those programs and make them viable for seniors in the future. we can do that as well, and that would be earnings test, age increase in terms of onset, part of the social security is the disability program which is totally out of control. 1 in 18 people now get a check for disability from the federal government. that's ridiculous. we now have good oversight that says 40% of that is not disability. and then the final thing is to actually utilize our resources in a responsible way. and the point would be, we send $300 billion a year out of this country for energy, we're going to spend the next 25 to 30 years still highly dependent on carbon-based fuels. we ought to be using o

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would have made is he believes the s&p 500 will be lifted towards 1500 when we do have the lift are you bettingthat? are you seeing bets made on that? >> right now in the option pits, everything is short term. they are looking at weekly and monthly options going out to july and maybe stretching all the way to august. we are not seeing people put those bets on towards the end of the year. not yet. it has been a trading environment not investing. >> coming up, the supreme court decision not expected until later this week but we tell you how to play it today. we will break down exactly what you need to watch for. your cash? here's one you may not have thought of -- fidelity. now you don't have to go to a bank to get the things you want from a bank, like no-fee atms, all over the world. free checkwriting and mobile deposits. now depositing a check is as easy as taking a picture. free online bill payments. a highly acclaimed credit card with 2% cash back into your fidelity account. open a fidelity cash management account today and discover another reason serious investors are choosing fidelity. we a

how much do you want to put. >> i will bet you $10,000. >> sean: i will bet you $10.ague. >> i like to fire people, too. gentleman, come othere are gaffes on both side and the gaffe that president obama made and he changed immediately was -- >> reset button, iranian sanctions, disaster of the arab spring, the back of the hand to riz rail, those are national security issue, not economic. >> sean: all right, guys. appreciate you. thanks for being here. lane, good to see you. coming up, howard dean takes democratic distortions to a new low, comparing mitt romney to this dictator's comments. take advil, and maybe have to take up to four in a day. or take aleve, which can relieve pain all day with just two pills. good eye. >> when people say mitt romney wants to take us back to the 50s, they are not talk about this 1950s, they are talking about the 1850s with the know-nothing party. they didn't like immigrants, catholics or jews, they didn't like gay people, but they didn't believe gay people existed. i think it was president ahmadinejad, they would like that maybe again.

nonetheless, an unusual day, you bet. 12 tornadoes in the afternoon and evening. the highest concentration was around the baltimore dwrair. several of these were in the d.c. area. we have one updated in allegheny county. ef0's and a few e f-1's. still dangerous and could cause some significant property damage. as far as the rarity, it's been an active decade. the last 10 years has been active and documented on video. i'm blogging about this on "abc news".com. decade of twisters, going back to la prayed da. and deadly tornado, of course, in 2002 and the university of college park in 2001. we have video and talking the storms, going back a decade right here on "abc news".com. >> it was one year ago today, people in the falseton area, were in the bull's-eye for a, a frightening tornado produced more than a million dollars of property damage. as abc 2 newsexplains, people who live there are still assessing the damage and dealing with the cleanup. >> john coren has seen a few things in his 85 years. how does he rate the storm an f- 1 tornado that barreled through his h

>> you bet. >> because i might not reveal it, but before this program is over i may. >> game show host and actor richard dawson has died in los angeles at the age of 79. he had esophageal cancer. dawson's stint on the family feud won him a daytime emmy. he was known for kissing thousands of contestants and made the phrase survey says a national catch phrase among viewers. >> i still get letters and christmas cards and birthday cards from people that i've met in 1976, you know. they run a videotape and they look at their family and they say this is how we were 15, 20 years ago and there's richard. and i'm a part of that life for them. >> you may remember, i certainly, do that dawson also starred in the 1960s sitcom hogan's hero and played corporal peter new kirk in a show set inside a nazi p.o.w. catch where the prisoners really ran the -- camp where the prisoners really ran the place. dawson is survived by his wife and three children and four grandchildren. >>> wet weather in london didn't stop tens of thousands of people from coming out for a massive river pageant to honor queen eliza

>> oh, you bet. >> maybe it was an emergency landing. >> it is not an emergency landing. the people who were commenting about this video say the guy lives in a village just off the right-hand side of the road there and that's how he comes and goes. >> but the road is not blocked off. there's still cars going in both directions. this guy's just swoopg in right between two -- >> this is normal. suddenly a plane lands in front of you. >> i want to see if the car in front of him moves over. >> no. they don't care. >> don't they train for this in pilot school, when they get their pilot's license? you got to learn how to land a plane between two cars. like parallel parking a plane. >> if you're flying in and out of your home for the summer frequently enough, you've learned what part of the road is good. the funny thing is you don't see this plane coming from a distance. it all of a sudden is right there. i'm wondering if the guy just flies low enough to let people see that he's there and just itfor th rht time to down. >>> there was a strange invasion that happened under the se

how much do you want to put. >> i will bet you $10,000. >> sean: i will bet you $10.ue. >> i like to fire people, too. gentleman, come othere are gaffes on both side and the gaffe that president obama made and he changed immediately was -- >> reset button, iranian sanctions, disaster of the arab spring, the back of the hand to riz rail, those are national security issue, not economic. >> sean: all right, guys. appreciate you. thanks for being here. lane, good to see you. coming up, howard dean takes democratic distortions to a new democratic distortions to a new low, comparing mitt [ male announcer ] introducing a powerful weapon in your fight against bugs. ortho home defense max. with a new continuous spray wand. and a fast acting formula. so you can kill bugs inside, and keep bugs out. guaranteed. ortho home defense max. and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound? [ meows ] or if a tree falls on your car and no one's around to answer your call, do you make a sound? the answer is probably "yes" [ growling ] and "like a howler monkey." unless you're calling

if you had the money, would you bet it on your right now? european ministers say they have no choice but to spend that money on it growth. even the german chancellor agreed that austerity alone will not solve the euro debt crisis. >> the government believes there is little time to save the euro. on the streets, a transport strike to protest austerity measures. outside the city, the government invited the leaders of the four largest economies in the eurozone -- the italian prime minister, mario monti, wanted this government meeting to set the stage for a meeting next week. he wanted to reassure the markets. >> we all need it. it is a great project that has been successful until now. the hero is irreversible. >> the leaders agreed to a growth package, 130 billion euros. a package pushed by the french president francois blonde. -- francois hollande. >> who would have thought even a week ago growth would be on the agenda? >> the four leaders also supported a tax on financial transactions, but the leaders of france, spain, and italy wanted more p

michael, thank you for entering the war room. >> thank you for having me. >> you bet. is is a conversation that's happening in the president's war room in terms of what is the economic message that he should push tomorrow. so what advice do you have for him? >> well i wrote a piece, governor, that tried to break this log jam that's going on capitol hill. the bush tax cuts are expiring at the end of the year and if congress doesn't act by the end of the year then the rates will go -- become higher for all taxpayers. the republicans of course want to keep the rates low for everyone. the president wants to keep them low for everyone except households that make more than $250,000 a year. i suggest the president should say to the congress, look. i will give on that point. okay? i will accept your position on the tax rates for the wealthiest americans if you will give a little bit on the question of public investment. and i say that there is $45,000,000,000 that he should ask for from the congress to hire cops and firefighters and teachers and to start investment in infrastru

pleasant, you bet. all the way through sunday curtesy of this -- that's a real satellite photo.s actually moving right now. that's how it is area wide. forecast today calls for a high of 80. now is -- as that high gets offshore it's going to get hot again. 58 to tonight. tomorrow pleasant and that extends on through sunday. we'll take a look at the five day forecast and aisle -- i'm going to show you when you need to find the shorts, t-shirt and a glass of iced tea. >>> the oriels are on a five game win streak after the swept the pirates out of town. they begin a series with the braves on atlanta tonight. sunld it -- sunday it will be on wjz. see the birds playing the braves sunday afternoon at 1:30 live right here. >>> still to come, living longer. what you can do to increase your life expectancy. that's coming up in health watch. >> wjz 13 is always on for you. here are some of the stories we're following on our website. for constant updates of today's news an that first warning forecast go to wjz.com. i remember the days before copd. my son and i never missed opening day. but

did you tell a story today? >> yeah, i bet you did you went up to our friend and said, did you see that? your friend said, no, no he didn't. right? that's a story. so, i will tell you a story. in india, here we have super heroes like, tell me a hero. >> super man. we have super heroes in india. krishna. lifts mountains and throws them to the ocean to create bridges. i will tell you the story about a super hero. krishna as a little boy in the village where the trees blow and the water flows and the birds fly and the grass grows, in this village there are cows. and people and they go to the river and they go to get their water. and they go to the river and what do they see? an evil demon is polluting the river. callia. and they can't get water because it's killing the cows and the people. so, they go to krishna and say, please, do something about this this is not good. he says, he thinks about it and says, okay. he takes his friends to the river to play. they play ball. they play with the ball and then by accident or may be not,

i bet you just love that mr. darcy and sentiment beats wildly to the thought that he and -- whatever her name is, truly, honestly going to end up together. >> can i get you something? >> no, no, he's not staying. >> decaf. >> no, no. you are not staying. >> you know, this is about the -- this is for the even younger than me. younger than you, rob. this is people who are dating over e-mail. and getting to know each other. she finds out that the guy she hates is the guy she loves because she hates him in literal life and loves him in e-mail and meets him and decides ultimately after two hours she does like this guy. >> yeah. she had a wonderful way of observation. she just was the -- greatest observer of this awkward dance that men and women do with each other. she had -- she was able to tap into herself. she was able to observe others and she expressed, as join points out, for all of us, what we all went through. that's why she was so good. she made us see ourselves in ways that we knew were exactly true and she h

you bet he is! now who is in this movie? me. i can do that too. here, i barely muster the energy to play myself. i meant play myself. not play with myself. mango, mango! [laughter] oh, yeah. i've always been fascinated by the witness protection program. when the feds take a mobster, give him new name and send him to live in small-town montana or something and tell him new you're an optometrist. [mobster] "these glasses are gonna help you see better,but if anyone asks, you didn't see nuttin." [laughter] it's easy to hide a witness here in the u.s. because the country's enormous. i feel bad for someone who witnesses a crime in a tiny country like lichtenstein. [french accent] "hide behind zee tree. stay there for 60 years. it will be all right." remember the witness protection episode of "the sopranos?" it was fantastic. tony soprano was in a small town looking at colleges with his daughter. then he saw a guy who has betrayed him and he went into the witness protection program. he strangled him in the woods. then he went back to looking at colleges

tide up at 94, and lebron, the king, you bet. under a minute to play. miami trying to hold on to thato lead, and it wouldn't be thee king, but chalmers? 25 points for super mario.r and the heat go on and win, 104-99. take a three-one lead in the series. >>> there are many unwritten rules in baseball, like if youif throw at my best player, i'll throw at yours, but now a forme nats player who is accused of doctoring the baseball has been called out since he's no longer in dc. the controversy began when pallet, the nats knew that maybe he did things to the baseball,hg so they said take a look at hist glove before he ever threw a pitch, and they con if -- confiscated the glove, and said he's out of the game. they asked ryan matthews to tak off his hat, his glove, matthews got a laugh out of it. tampa got the last laugh, but johnson did not pull any punches at the issue at hadn't. >> i've been down that road wit pine tar past the label, i've been around every thing, and individuals are going to do whatever they can to enhance their performance. you know? whe