we have unicorns and carmen electra and muppets. where's the game?, though? >> yes. >> greg, did you have a fight with your old lady this morning or what? >> i just don't like super bowl ads. >> this might spark a fun. moving from fun to not so much fun. american atheists brought this prominent billboard space to deliver this message to super bowlers. check it out. do you have it? there it is. a priest saying a hail mary only works in football. enjoy the game. let me start with you, mr. beckel. >> just -- never ceases to amaze me. atheists have the hardest job in the world trying to explain why they don't believe in a power greater than themselves. it's ridiculous. nobody should have sold them the space. >> it's going to be right outside the stadium. >> and i think most of the fans going in probably disagree with the ad. my point is, if you don't believe in god, let it go. why do you have to take an ad out encouraging people not to pray. i would say from my experience, prayer works a hell of a lot better than hail marys do in football. >> what they s

if you like dogs and unicorns, well, that's all right.-- anyway, that's the best part of it right here. >> carmen electra? >> i think that's what they were going for. thoughts on this one? >> i like it, i see what they were trying to do, they have everything you want in a commercial. pets, a man in a hamburger, a guy getting hit in the you know what? and a beautiful woman. i had a volkswagen as my first or second car, i didn't look as good as carmen electra. it was a fun car. >> check out former nfler -- >> i said, leave it up to the germans. >> okay, check out former nfler terry cruz bounce his pecks for kermit and the muppets. watch. ♪ >> you doing all right, there fella? it was singing vegetables. >> that's what happens. you watch the muppets long enough, you start sings songs. >> the last time you and i were on camera talking about the muppets, it didn't go very well. >> something about muppets and commu communism. bob, mr. cruz was shaking them. >> $4 million they're paying? >> yeah. i'd -- >> will you do it for us for free, bob? >>

half kitten, half unicorn in the lego movie. alison brie is here.ed "the blessed unrest." sara bareilles from the sony outdoor stage. next week, ashton kutcher will be here, dr. oz will be with us, as will sarah paulson, from "captain phillips," oscar nominee barkhad abdi will join us. we'll have music from zedd, the lone bellow, and the head and the heart. and one week from tonight, next thursday, we will be joined by the cast of the movie "the monuments men." george clooney, bill murray, cate blanchett, john goodman, bob balaban, and, unfortunately, matt damon will be here too. it was a package deal. hopefully his flight will get canceled or something. and one more programming note. the week of march 10th we're taking our show on the road to austin, texas for the annual south by southwest music festival. a lot of people have been asking when they can get tickets. the answer is now. tickets for the shows are available starting now at kimmelinaustin.com. we hope to see you there. that will be a lot of fun. so go and get your tickets and join us ther

this is not that this is unique or i'm an unicorn in any sense of the word. i was in manhattan on my way to getting to a subway. two undercover officers came up and asked where i was going, where i was coming from and then frisked me. they did take notes which is the first time that i had really seen that from a law enforcement officer. the second time that i was stopped and frisked was in my neighborhood in brooklyn. i was leaving a celebration for getting into grad school. i was a half block away from the place that i was. this time it was a bit more aggressive, and nba rolled up with a squad car, came out of the car, and ran up on me aggressively started frisking me and asking me for weapons. initially i thought they were looking for someone else, and i consented to the search. i didn't want to sort of impede in what they were doing. but it looked like in the end that they were just looking for anyone. i ended up doing about three days in the criminal justice system. what that means was that i went to the precinct , spent the night there and was finally le

it is like if they have seen google glass it's like they have seen a unicorn out in the grass.y want to try it on. >> what's the one thing or the one application they should try while wearing this thing? >> there's two things that happen. they want a seafl for instagram. the second is they want to take a, i like to show them some of the games. there's some pretty cool games that google has released and that starts to allow them to use sensors and voice. i think once they play those games they sense this is a way different experience than a smartphone. not too far away that it's scary. >> tom thanks for joining us we appreciate it. >> thank you. in don't forget our question for todayment: do you think businesses should be able to choose based on their religious beliefs who they serve? tweet us @alivelshi. >>> finally this that is been a day of solidarity for our al jazeera colleagues imprisoned in egypt. you have probably already seen the hashtag, #freeajstaff. mohamed fahmy, baher mohamed and peter greste have been held for two months and accused of having ties to a terrorist o

. >> no rainbows and unicorns, the picture of the job situation. 91 million people are not looking for a job. 37%. i mean, that's unbelievable. how much of the actual population is not working. what's going on here? >> i think partly it has to do with an aging population, but it also has to do wit long-term effects of the great recession. 1% bouncing back taking 99% of the gain since then. some are sidelined. this is troubling. if you care about america as country, forget the bumper stickers. you care about stability, about the viability of the american dream, invested in the american dream, that's being eroded. >> if you're a politician looking at that number, you should figure how to get the right training for kids on the front end reeshgs training for baby boomers sidelined, the right jobs mix in the middle and wages that people can feed a family on and you just don't see that laser focus in washington about jobs. 91 million people not even looking for a job. >> yeah. and every time we've had things, previously bipartisan support to boost the economy, in the current polarize environ

the police and we'll be following it be a unicorn happen often. do i keep checking the international agriculture show in paris are interested in all phases of agricultural and livestock breeding crisis hits and one of the topics of interest is the safety of what we eat such as milk cheese and meat. one way to ensure the safety sgt identify the problem throughout the production chain. mj executive director of the dances from the time to meet his label especially unit doing the rounds of various checks in with us until tax policy is dedication of the reader into his animals and then what happens in a slaughterhouse porta potty update this is the best known committee to apply this on an ideal since it was eleven twelve. people are getting in some of it jason is regulated by the european institutions and international agencies that was that some analysis on the vital cultivation and production process that would be. the french health and food safety agency demonstrates how its pockets with. today students from high school in bed on a wet in the europe

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that is why i have been saying and i will say again, the republican alternative to obama care is a unicorn beautiful, it's mythical and it does not exist. joining me now, the president of the center for american progress. what do you think, are we going to see a real republican alternative to obama care? >> actually, the republican alternatives that have circulated in the past, so when senator mccain campaigned on, the ones created by think tanks notice last year or so, they have coverage lapses much 11 million, 15 million, 20 million people. so i think it's going to be challenging for them to run their ads around the country, through these nefarious groups, attacking obama care for coverage loss when they're actual -- any alternatives are going to have much greater losses of coverage. we're talking about loss of coverage from employer based coverage. it's the coverage that big businesses offer. it's the best coverage, it's much better than the coverage in the individual market that they were clamoring about, which is actually the worst kind of coverage. >> that's why -- and that is why, h

there he is with the unicorn. >> that was my goal.ant him to be on celebrity jeopardy one year. >> i would not make it through. i would have a panic attack. >> my question for alex, do you ever feel sorry for people who get the answer wrong? >> yes, i do. >> so nice, isn't it? >> eric. >> quickly, transitioning a little bit, i have a huge soft spot in my heart for animals, for shelter dogs, shelter animals. my wife along with the iam's pet food people got together, they delivered 26 tons of food to various shelters in new york and new jersey. it's just an amazing what they have done. it's called the iam's bowl of love program. my wife is on the right side with her friend. awesome, awesome people. >> very good. >> she couldn't get away with delivering tons and tons of food to poor people because the government agency would step in and say, wait a minute. >> i was having a good time, trebek, with you, until now. okay, there were a couple in california, washingtoning their dog on their property. the dog stopped, and the dog, speaking of

texas right that the economy will improve under this administration and i am having a huge sale on unicornslifornia says about planned tax hikes, the government should not raise the taxes on heating oil to support the farm bill area maybe you have time to look at the relevance of the farm subsidy. he loved hearing from you. go to gerriwillis.com. finally tonight, is it me, or does it seem as though this administration is doing everything it can to stop the job growth? the minimum wage obama is advocating cut 500,000 jobs according to this ebl. obamacare is a similar job killer according to the independent ceo. job losses could tally 2.5 million jobs next year as obamacare enrollees have to stay home rather than work on insurance coverage. work is a good thing. it's an organizing principle for many of us. our country is the most productive nation in the world trade but this administration says i will be better off staying home writing poetry. i don't know what they want us to do. that's it for tonight "willis report" and we thank you for joining us. we will see you here tomorrow. ♪ ♪ >> fast

i want a pony and unicorn. three big stock stories out there today. one, will the coca-cola green coffee deal mean you may never by soda again at the store? two, hash tag trouble. what's plaguing twitter. >>> and stock down most of the morning of gm. it is positive. what's changed? hard to believe. we'll hit all theser tos s we'll hit all theser tos tories the next few minutes. >>> and make coca-cola at home. sarah innes at the new york stock exchange, why is this buy into coffee roasters a potential game chinger for soda? >> glad you started with financials. people are excited. coke's big et deal since 2010 and has a lot of implications for the industry at large. first, look at the two companies involved. green mountain coffee roasters, and coca-cola. getting together on this keurig idea. resoundingly, very positive for green mountain. no question about it. gets them into a whole new product category. huge endorsement financially and in principle from coca-cola, one of the world's most power. it brands, and saying it's positive for coca-cola here, be

i'm not at all in favor of unicorn which was going on today's visit the pork and crunchy on the brink of civil war. that is something that everybody wants to war. i think the only way east to negotiate the problem with your mind on today is that you've got people in kiev when malcolm told by a new bike not by the opposition by the government and the caucus is getting paid a picture this adventure but that devoted their patient who's joining us from kiev the people are in my down as a representative in any case pushing the country and towards dangerous civil war philly. in the end of the chaplaincy already strive for. mind you he beat his brother. and another near you. so to stay in one sitting the four seasons and years. and yes threatened or go on the blanket. the actual editing and then. this there's no end when the acting is good with kids and the more seasoned stop and in the wimmera. before he went for pizza and not so many people were killed among them. it's one of the word that instead of in this one does. indeed it is also already. in december last year the organization of hum

about the vaunted conservative alternative to obamacare, a creature as pristine and magical as a unicorn. because right wing alternatives to liberal backed universal health care only exist as rhetorical tools to attack actual liberal proposals. here, i'll give you another example. in the wake of congressional budget office report projecting a reduction in the total hours americans work due to obamacare, conservatives who have not been mischaracterizing the findings have been slamming the law for disincentivizing work for some workers and this conversation, as occasioned discussion among conservative and liberal wonks about the unfortunate fact that in america, health insurance is tied to employment and, boy, that doesn't make much sense. >> well, should we have more people working, do we need more leisure? if you weren't subsidizing job lock, we could leave that up to individual choice and not play sort of chess masters with that. >> this is issue we have. we do have health care tied to employment. one of the things that's been fascinating about watching the affordable care act debate pl

nest egg's getting a boost from stock market gains last year, of course, but it's not all unicorns andtirement age have a little more cushion, but many young and low-income workers are cashing out, rather than rolling over their 401(k)s when they leave jobs. fully a third of people who are leaving their jobs cashing out the 401(k). if workers don't roll over funds, it makes it harder to grow retirement savings, obviously. cashing out also carries a 10% fine and heavy tax penalties. so, retirement planning experts this morning looking at that so-called good news about 401(k) balances and saying, great, the 401(k)s are growing, but people are cashing them out and spending them when they leave their jobs, a dangerous sign for the future. >> very few people ever advise you to cash out your 401(k) at a young age. there are penalties that are huge! >> also, the number for pre-retirees, closer to 55 getting ready to retire, that number should be higher. it should be more than $165,000 you've got in that account. >> certainly a better time to retire now than it was during the recession or the

. >> oh, and a dragon came out, and there was a unicorn behind him and three leprechauns firing ninja that. that's my whole point, it's too easy for someone to lose their life now behind, oh, i felt threatened. >> i don't know about the ninja darts or the unicorns, i don't even know about the stand your ground law, because it did apply here, from what i understand. >> right. >> but i do just want people to ask the counterfactual. what if a black man got out of his car, fired ten times into a car filled with white teenagers, and killed a white young man? >> yeah. >> do you think we would have had a mistrial? and i'm making no statement here. i made statements in trayvon and people get really angry with me about it. just ask yourself that question. >> folks are going to get angry regardless. people are going to get angry right now. if that would have happened, you wouldn't be talking to me. >> yeah. you know why? nobody would talk about it, because there wouldn't be a mistrial. >> there wouldn't be a story. >> exactly right. >> the "b.e.t. honors" will air this coming monday. >> congrat

. >> they call them unicorns, and someone called this a double-headed unicorn, it's not even -- 50 employeese pool on $19 billion and not even counting the $3 billion earn-out package, like, it's insane. >> watch sequoia, obviously. dennis can you give us name of who you are watching in terms of deal properties in silicon? >> line is a big app out of asia. wechat obviously a whole different ball of wax out of china. i will say if facebook has to spend roughly 10% of its overall val ow a company that makes $20 million, maybe the multiple for facebook should be lower than the market's giving it credit for. almost like an investment. it's a little bit of a risk. maybe we have to think of facebook that way, too. >> i wouldn't say cmgi, i would say liberty and zuckerberg knows how to use his stock to do a purchase. he's much more financially sophisticated than people have given him credit for. a great product guy and stock user. >> maybe he should buy time warner. >> could be next. >> it's happened. >> it's a drop in the bucket especially if they get rid of "time" magazine. >>> okay, guys, we'll

. >> i want to see a unicorn next.e famous movie quotes burned into your mind and if you're like me, you probably get them wrong. a lot. >> give us one. >> here's what i mean. in "wizard of oz" most think dorothy says "toto, i don't think we're in kansas anymore." but she actually says, "toto i have a feeling we're not in kansas anymore." the rest get a little tricker so putting you to the test. i know. that's -- no, wait for this one. what's the mirror mirror line from "snow white"? >> mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? >> it's not. it's actually magic mirror on the wall -- >> oh, boy. >> semantics, sara. >> i know but tomato/tomato from "star wars" where darth vader -- >> luke, i am your father. >> no, i am your father. >> no, i am your father. [ laughter ] >> it's amazing. >> that really is. >> with the voice from lara. >> yeah. >> 0 for 2 but excellent impression. >> thank you. >> even without the fan. >> lara, i'm so excited. you're going to be making your "this week" debut on sunday. >> ye

we had to eat unicorns. >> reporter: it's a story that started less than two weeks ago when his mom askedany friends. >> reporter: jennifer telling us he has a disorder similar to asperger's and has a hard time making friends. >> he has a hard time relating to kids and kis have a hard time relating to him. >> reporter: with a heavy heart she created this facebook page for friends and family to send their well wishes and hope to surprise collin with it on his big day. >> i created this page for my amazing, wonderful challenging son. >> reporter: but what happened next would shock her to the core. >> the first day i got 100 likes and i was like, wow, this is amazing and then the next day it was 200 likes. i'm like i can't believe it. >> reporter: after one week collin had 13,000 likes then two days later it hit a whopping 47,000. and now it's over 900,000 likes and counting. even strangers from around the world sending birthday wishes when other kids pick on you it's not about your problems it's about theirs. happy birthday collin, you were born to be awesome. and, "always remember, you hav

everybody needs to jump on the tech wagon and really look at it as the year of the unicorn.t it this year. all the big players are always buying 10 and 15 companies. whatsapp has really caused a stir, but think about what google has done with nest. mobile is really driving this massively, and there's a lot of other sectors from the internet of things which are also going to be seen for the wearables. drones is a hot topic. gaming is -- cash gaming is really going to take off. so, you know, there's going to be a lot happening in this space right now. >> i want to bring the panel in on this with some perspective as well. steve, what do you think when you hear this kind of talk? >> well, you always look at these stocks, and you always question it a little bit. i question it the same way i question when a company grows its buyback. i always wonder where the real growth is coming from. obviously gobbling them up. but i just by the top players right now instead of trying to pick who they're going to take out because obviously it's a monopoly for them. >> that's an interesting stra

. >> i want to see a unicorn next. i like the way you think, lara. >>> if you're like me you have famous movie quotes burned into your mind and like me you probably get them wrong. here's what i mean. in "wizard of oz" most think she says toto, i don't think we're fashion that made the show "sex and the city" a cultural landmark but the strength of friendship. >> you're human. >> i don't want him to know that. >> reporter: that depiction of female camaraderie according to the star of the show is now a thick thing of the past. in the april issue of "british harper's bizarre" sarah jessica parker says "sex and the city" which stopped airing exactly one decade ago in week was a morore innoce time. so much reality television and the women that dominate culture today are pretty unfriendly toward one another. >> don't call me stupid. >> reporter: just this week on "the real housewives of beverly hills" a brawl broke out while the women were away on vacation. >> shut up. >> stop. stop, stop, stop. >> reporter: a far cry from