like agony.y knows -- my friends know. not everybody knows. that, you know, he came to me, lorne, and said, "do the trump thing." and we thought we were going to do three shows in the fall. >> jimmy: sure. >> there was no way he was going to win. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then he won and i remember i was lying in bed going, "oh, no." [ laughter ] cause knowing lorne -- >> jimmy: i got a gig now, yeah. >> i got with lorne, and he'd be like, "hello --" so i mean, i do the whole thing for the whole season, mostly. i missed just a couple. we do the whole season. then we do a few of them this year. and it's -- you know, it's -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't need to tell you. it gets exhausting after a a while. >> jimmy: well, the president himself said -- >> exhibit a. >> jimmy: "alec baldwin, whose dying mediocre career was saved by his terrible impersonation of me on 'snl,' now says playing me was agony. alec, it was agony for those who were forced to watch." >> right. well, the interesting thing is, nobo

and he's like, "yes, i'm a big fan." i was like, "what?"] >> jimmy: that's the best. >> 70-year-old jeff bridges. >> jimmy: i want to get mistaken for jeff bridges. that's awesome. >> so i said no, and then he goes, "but you're an actor, right?" i was like, "yeah," and he goes, "but you're not jeff bridges." "no," and he just walked off. [ laughter ] went back to work. >> jimmy: there you go. he didn't want it. if you're not jeff bridges, why not? let's talk about your show on hulu, it's called "hard sun." >> yeah. >> jimmy: basically the idea is the world is going to explode in five years. >> it's not going to explode but it's going to end, something's kind of going on. it's about these two detectives who discover information that they shouldn't have come across, withheld government information that something is happening to the sun. and no one's quite sure what it is, but it's going to have a a huge impact on the planet, and in these files that we find, this document, it explains that the world is going to come to an end in five years' ti

from small i want to be like that i want to be like my dad and i saw how hard he worked like in the batumi he used to have like weights and stuff. from small and i saw how hard you used to you have to work to beat him to be able to be special for me especially. so it's just you can see me and my dad is my wall more than just looking up to want to be came you know over his own words drew is a self so was there pressure in the household or was there was homework just dribbling through and things like that. well. i would say there was some pressure of course because you want to take you want to keep the family name high school so as a young kid of course when you go to gain a lot of talented people you want to survive and stuff so. forms from the start you're like very competitive like in a good way with a handful of goals for for the games the bot still has reason to smile it's priceless you know me and my dad but we don't really you know very expressive it's like more i feel what he feels like so much of the game was fulfilling i mean your family are always there you play football but being

it's so, like jerry lewis, like "ah!"e like -- she looks good. i'm just like nervous just standing still. [ laughter ] people are saying, "sir, you're ruining our vacation. please, please." [ laughter ] >> but it's all about the look. like if you have the right ski outfit. >> jimmy: see, you kind of have a cool outfit. i have -- >> i tried, because i feel like i got in the chairlift, it doesn't -- nobody knows which slope you're going down. >> jimmy: oh yeah, that's true. >> so it's like, as long as you have like, you know, your stance right? it's like, yeah, that's right. >> jimmy: and you look cool, and you're like, yeah, i'm going down kitten paw. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i saw you posted this. look at this. is that -- [ audience aws ] look at baby, baby, baby face right there. >> i know. >> jimmy: that was -- was that the first season? >> this was the pilot. >> jimmy: this was the pilot? >> so, this is april of '97. >> jimmy: "dawson's creek." >> yes. >> jimmy: april of '97. do you remember th

it was like a plague. it was like -- it was like a locust.ts. critically, it's not a great record, but if you play it right now, it's still, you know, it's still a good record. >> anthony: in this case, at least, history has come around. today, nobody looks back at the sugarhill gang as having been originals or innovators. people know who did what. >> melle mel: as far as hip-hop now, like, as far as the music now, these guys are not trying to tell the story of their time at all. okay, yeah, they popped a lot of bottles, oh yeah, they had sex with a lot of women, and they drove a lot of expensive cars, and nothing else happened. but you would never know what that there was a black president. you would never know that there was two, uh, wars. you would never know those things because it's not reflected in the music. and, at some point somebody was supposed to step up and make those songs. twenty years from now they'll still be talking about "the message" and "planet rock" and all the classic records. you know what i mean? so that's what it is.

we like the group. we like being together, we have a lot of work to do, but you don't want to waste time. we want to take advantage of every second we can get. >> they have to play their best basketball now. >> "jimmy kimmel live" next followed by "nightline." jimmy's guest tonight, katy perry. "action news" continues at 4:30 with tamala edwards, matt o'donnell and karen rodgers with traffic. for cecily tynan, ducis rodgers and the entire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner. goodnight. ♪ ♪ >>> tv's number one daily viral video show, "right this minute." >> it's crazy. he's obviously not from here. >> an irritated bison sends a message to a pest. >> let's go. >> how the staring contest comes to an end. >> oh boy. >> oh boy. >> oh! >>> you go to the left. we are going to do a 45-degree turn. >> a guy gain his girlfriend's trust. >> maneuvers. >> you're not being serious right now. >>> a teacher tells them to pay attention. >> because we're going to do an experiment. >> how students are getting more than o

i want to look like that. but i know i can't affords t we will tell you thousand rock the red carpet looks for less philadelphia pale pink to the glittering silver. we have weddings coming up. we have prom. let's get this together. >> yes, my favorite, those metallic to look like the statue. celebrating you. celebrating girl power, because it is international women's day today. so look at the special barbies hitting the shelves. pretty cool. a lot of the icons out there. >> come out from your cave. hi, car glenn high. >> i celebrate you. >> oh, that's beautiful. so sweet sometimes. >> oh, thank you. >> alex, i celebrate you. >> oh, thank you, mike. >> sue, i celebrate you. >> oh, so sweet. >> thank you. >> i love you. >> and i love you, too. >> i feel like a prom queen. i'll put these on my desk and be so excited. >> i like to celebrate the academy of mike. >> now will you two get out of the way? happy woman's day, sue. >> have a great day. national women. what's the deal? why do you need your own day? >> it s

i like that, i like that dark side. cnn.otion had been converted into a number of very, very, very positive developments. >> nari: absolutely. and koreans are, you know, this amazing group of people that don't curse and eat amazing food and we like to drink and have fun. >> anthony: oh, stop sucking up. so, to the han. >> nari: we need to make a serious dent in this. >> anthony: dong jib. >> nari: you can't say that -- we're unique and we're amazing. >> anthony: that describes me. i'm not drinking this. >> nari: no, you don't have to drink it. [ laughter ] >> anthony: my relentlessly cheerful friend and colleague, nari. she loves korea and all things korean. and wants nothing more than to make everybody love it as much as she does. that's why she brought me here, to the garak fish market. where you find the kind of casual joints i love. i will have, let me see, perhaps, the fish. >> anthony: i want, uh, some banchan. i want some spicy stuff. well, i'll start off by drinking some soju i think. >> nari: yes. >> anthony: i'm ge

i'm like, "what is he saying?" >> trevor: i thought i offended you. you're like, "what!me to your show." >> i was switching to "jessica jones" like that. >> trevor: thank you for coming here. i have been a fan of yours for a very long time. i have been on an emotional roller coaster like i was devastated in "breaking bad" and then i hated you in the ""b" in the apartment 23." >> why, that show was the highlight of my life. >> trevor: you were the "b." and now i feel like "jessica jones" is a combination of everything: a likable character who struggles through the world that she's living in. she's a superhero, but at the same time, she suffers from p.t.s.d. do you feel like she's one of the most realistic superheroes taht we have right now? >> i think she probably is the most realistic one. you know, we approach the show as character first, and this is a girl who is marked by a lot of trauma in her life and sexual assault, great loss. and so we're exploring the psychology of this character who also happens to have superpowers, and is really strong and can put somebody thr

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there seems to be, like a sense that a movie, special when i like a high school movie like that.nd swell of support of people who are really excited to, i don't know what it is. a high school film. a coming of age story that we've seen before. from a new perspective this time. people are liking that. >> jimmy: and you're going to carry that with you the whole rest of your life. like being in the breakfast club or something like that. i'm warning you. just prepare for the worst. that's what i'm saying. did you take any of your own high school experiences and apply them to this movie? >> did i as much as i could. i think you take a role and you take your experiences. what did you remember that you took from high school? >> i remember being totally confused all the time skochblt and that's what this character is. someone who is just trying to figure out day after day. >> jimmy: i was confused, too. up until recently you don't know. i didn't know anything at all. >> that's the thing. you think you know it all and you have no idea. >> jimmy: even after i graduated, i was like, i guess

she's like, "oh, my god. you're the best. you got me an ubes." i'm like, yeah, i did.ou. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: you can see him at the comedy works in denver on march 29 through 31. rory albanese, everybody! we'll be right back. late show, everybody. tune in tomorrow when my guests will be keri russell and matthew rhys, and a special appearance by mindy kaling. plus i'll work out with ruth bader ginsburg! james corden is next. goodnight! >> he reminds me of the stern dean of walrus university. we will miss you, doctor. ♪ dr. walrus, hail to thee ♪ flopping on the shore of the sea ♪ we have long tusks and a bushy mustache ♪ you know the rest. captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ are you ready y'all to have some fun ♪ feel the love tonight don't you worry 'bout ♪ where it is you come from it'll be all right ♪ it's the late, late show >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, all the way from --

off like no, that's not it.e but i had questions that i wanted to ask and i didn't get to. i wanted to ask about e-mails and where they all went and i didn't get to that one but i did ask her that and it went viral because there is no acknowledgment of her to even say maybe i did miss the bullet on this and maybe i did all these areas of the country i didn't go to and maybe that was a problem and now this stuff with women and i want to say knock, knock, is anyone there? honestly, there is something almost wrong with her. greg: whatever you say not, not, is anyone there it's bill clinton putting his hands on. [laughter] better. that's her. get out the window. probably the best thing that bill clinton ever did in white house was billed that weird inflatable slide from the lincoln bedroom to wherever the doorbell rang because he shoved the lady down the slide and she landed immediately on w street. >> i thought you were serious for a second. [laughter] greg: i am never see us. we have to move on. the show is so gre

like, have you noticed how like, older rockers now have to pull out like walgreens cheaters to read theiris my honor to induct the zombies into the rock and roll." [ laughter ] it looks like a pirate hall of fame. except pirate hall of fame would be probably the most fun night ever. and the pirates would be super grateful. >> seth: yeah. >> none of these people are. >> seth: are you excited about radio city? are you excited to play the hallowed stage of radio city? >> i'm so nervous. but i'm very excited. >> seth: great. >> i've barely been in there before. and it's like, radio city it's like classic -- >> seth: yeah. >> old fashioned-y thing. >> seth: there's something very old fashioned about your tour poster, kid gorgeous. this is an excellent photo. >> thank you. >> seth: an excellent look. >> there were ones that were funny. and i picked one where i thought i looked good. [ laughter ] and that's embarrassing. but that's what happened. >> seth: there's a sinatra vibe to this. you saw sinatra when you were 11-years-old? >> yes, i did. >> seth: and this was -- >> it was my birthday pres

like in every picture he is posing like they are deli owners, yeah. i'm surprised trump has managed to contain himself because you know deep down i side he wants to brag about having sex with porn stars and playmates. his lawyers are going to have to write in all caps on his notes do not congratulate peanuts, don't! let's move on it our main story, facebook. it is the only website that can both undermine deck om-- democracy and your belief that all babies are cute. get out of here you weird ass baby. now as you probablyhead by now facebook has lost control of its customer's data and people are not happy about it. >> the crisis at facebook intensifies. the federal trade commission putting new pressure on facebook over its failure to protect user data. >> facebook investors are suing the social media company over massive stock losses in the wake of a major data scandal. they have now lost $9 billion in wealth in just the past two days for mark zuckerberg. >> trevor: oh no he has lost $9 billion. now he only has $70 billion. you realize that's barely eno

the feels-like temperature at 42. 41 for summerton, feels like 32. it will feel like high 20s in pottstown. new jersey, berlin, temperatures push to 39. the feels like around 32. stone harbor, comfortable in terms of actual temperatures, mid 40s, close to average. the feels-like temperature in the mid 30s. the temperature trend for philadelphia into the weekend, we'll warm closer to average. a good weekend because temperatures are warmer and because we'll stay dry saturday, sunday. lots of clouds. here's where the system is now. still making snow for parts of boston and the northern parts of maine. hour-by-hour breakdown shows the potential for a few snow flurries for us tomorrow afternoon, 1:00, 2:00. stretching to reading and parts of allentown. the other thing we're watching is the potential into late sunday and monday for a nor'easter. things staying nice and dry. temperatures will continue to warm closer to the mid to high 40s. the winter mix heading into next monday. >> thanks. 6:20. >>> wilmington is getting a jump on preparations for the annu

like, i'll be like, "i need a rubber band."ike, buying because i guess i do buy a lot of self-help books. not that i need it. [ light laughter ] and they kept suggesting, users who bought this item also bought "the female brain." and i'm like, i should just buy this because they're going to keep harassing me about it. so i finally just bought it. and then i read it. and it was so empowering and interesting, and i was like, "i just really -- i think we should make a movie of this. i asked our friend neil brennan if he would write with me >> seth: neil brennan, another very funny comedian. you guys have known each other for years. >> created "the chappelle show" with dave chappelle. >> seth: created the chappelle -- >> no big deal. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: how was -- how was collaborating? obviously, this is a film about how the brains are different. >> yeah. >> seth: you guys have very different brains. how was that? >> yeah, when you write with someone, like especially of the opposite sex, it's like all the negati

, it's like like a bad fruit.u like your fruit has a bruise. >> reporter: after she posted about her experience she reached out to her long-time manager. >> i called him up and i was like, look at my twitter, is this okay? and he was like, what do you mean is this okay? this is great. you have nothing to be ashamed of, bella. why wouldn't this be okay to say? and i was like, man, that's like what i wanted to hear my whole life. like is like you don't have to be ashamed. >> reporter: support from her fans pouring in. bella moved to tears. posting on snapchat. >> all the people sharing your sexual abuse stories with me. i just want to say i'm really proud of all you guys. it's such a -- i'm really proud. >> i love that you have an art room here. and like anything goes. >> reporter: here at her los angeles home bella takes us to a place where she says she can best express herself. >> you know, when so many things are piled on your plate and you're just like, i can't do this. and then i paint. >> reporter: in her late

you know it's just like. now it's. like. at some point during the book tour i realize wait a minute why don't we make this a college tour. that would be a good idea and william can get a sense of does he want big or small or private or public or liberal arts or super engineering really good complained he spoke at harvey mudd in l.a. while he was there and then when he was going to mit we got this email from this woman and she said you really need to come to dartmouth and i said if these people want us badly maybe it's worth william going and checking this out. but they said to him we want you to apply early decision by next week and i wrote the mission counts and i said he hasn't taken the s.a.t.'s and they're like yes yes we know you know. and he you know i filled out the application and like a week later he was accepted. i think they said do we want this kid or not and president kim said to william you are just the kind of kid that i want to educate for the twenty first century. and when he said that i mean i heard about t

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play it like. so they want to buy up land and up a crypto city you know i think that's a great idea if they can pull it off because you are stuck it is on a country it's a i have the territory of a bigger country kind of a country town and. it's that is that politically it's like i think i've overcome those challenges are well again and you know the government welcomes this i think he they need a shot myanmar and the farming industry was the old one now that's gone on the toxins and so so they need this and going to support it my only question ok because i mean demographics are poor repos lost fifteen percent of the population is hidden towards twenty percent can they survive that demographic hit and do these people come back because that's a big demographic because i've only survived especially up to this burgeoning oliva on that cliffhanger sorry dan thanks so much for being on the continent what i was going to do with this edition of the kaiser report with the bass guys are as they say ever like

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from the ground ♪ ♪ like a skyscraper, like a skyscraper ♪ ♪ like a skyscraper, like a skyscraper ♪oice was heard throughout everied into and cranny of this city. jacob? >> reporter: brian, seven tenths of a mile away from that stage, we're with jocelyn garcia, representing the oldest and biggest student association in this country, so big, so old, such a legacy that they worked for dr. king to organize sit-ins at lunch counters. jocelyn, i say this respectfu y respectfully, you don't have much of an entourage, you didn't have to do much to get the students to show up today. >> not me personally, because students understand their rights, they understand there is power in numbers. they're not just naive people who don't understand how things work. students have power. and they wanted to come here to demonstrate their power. they knew they'll be able to create policy and change and not have to sit with prayers and thoughts. >> reporter: where does gun control, gun reform fall into the list of things that you think should be important to students? you've spent time focusing on tuition,

likely.o they want to buy up land and have a crypto city you know i think that's a great idea if they can pull it off because you are stuck a design a country it's a i house a territory of a bigger country kind of a country kind of thing if it is not politically it's like other going to overcome those challenges are well again and you know the government well consists of getting the need to shot me on the right in the farming industry was the old one now that's gone the toxins and i'm so so they need this and they're going to support it my only question ok because i mean demographics are good when rico is lost fifteen percent of the population is headed towards twenty percent can they survive that demographic hit and do these people come back because that's a big demographic and i've only survived especially up the desert and only one on that cliffhanger harry dent thanks so much for being on the continent i was going to do it this edition of the kaiser report with a nice guys or as they say

>> brian: the parts you didn't like i liked. i liked when he walked across the street into the theater. he is trying to bring the curtain down and relax these people who are extremely uptight around security guards who don't know what it's like to be normal. >> greg: completely choreographed. look how great we are. now it's magnanimous. like we were going over there and saying hello. i had three magnums before i came here. >> kimberly: i will do a better job. they have this big, spectacular thing. they want to make it relatable and approachable. that is a signature jimmy kimmel move where he goes into a place but that was a little bit familiar to me. he feels comfortable with it. they were trying to make it more about the people and i think it's about the recent movements. me too movement, we are going to connect with everybody, the commonality, the thread that puts us together. seems a little bit gimmicky for me. that's okay. i am used to it from kimmel. he stole it from letterman. >> brian: who stole it from steve allen. >> ki

like, in school, like what grade? >> nate: first. >> anthony: first grade, no? the 6th grade and i went down to the baseball field. i'm waiting for a foul ball because when you catch a foul ball you get a free soda or a bag of chips or something, and i got the ball and one of the baseball players was mad because a littler kid was trying to run up and get it. he was like, "what's up? why didn't you let him get the ball?" i was like, "shut up, i've been waiting all day for this ball, you know." what i'm saying, i was a little kid. he was trying to get into a fight with me. i'm with these guys and they're all hardcore. i'm in my head, like, "man, why they going to make me fight this guy?" because we -- in my head, right, i'm like, "man, they're making me fight this guy." and we're like going at it and i've never been punched in my face so many times in my life. i was a little kid. >> nick: he would swing kind of wide back in the day. >> nate: why were they making me fight, that was the main -- "why you making me fight this guy?" try to read me like a book. but i le

s it seems like it's less complicate. lining being a waiter, you don't have to do arithematic to add up the bill and they don't their there's much change in the amount of training you need to do one in the same job. really the signaling story says this makes sense because as education levels have risen, the amount of education you need to imprevious employers to convince them you're worthy of a job, goes um, almost in lock step. >> host: i want to get into the whole idea of graduates working as waiters. the common story is people saying we need more education because we're heading into more of a service economy that require america interpersonal interaction, more complex labor market. and that's why you get the sort of extra training on top of that. >> guest: people look at what people do on the job, don't generally find anything like that. it's using to find an example of a job where it's important to deal with people and also a bunch of jobs where it's less important to deal with people than ever. think about the people

and like, you have an audience full of, like, an einstein convention.h: oh, yeah, no -- >> it was the best laugh i got tonight. >> seth: they've been waiting for that all night. >> literally, thank you -- no. >> seth: they've been waiting for that all night. [ applause ] >> appreciate that. no, that you. >> seth: i also want to talk about a line of books you do completely separate for this, for kids, called "ordinary people." explain that real quick and how they became very popular recently. not that they weren't popular before. but, there's been a bit of a spike. >> yeah, no, i started a line of children's books with my buddy chris eliopoulos. we did "i am amelia earhart," "i am abraham lincoln." i did "i am lucille ball" for my daughter. because i wanted her to have a female entertainment hero who wasn't just famous for being thin and pretty. but lucy stands for the idea, it's not just okay to be different, it's spectacular to be different. and i love that we've done these books. but something interesting happened as the election approached. as donald

>> she like uh?and i'll bring this altogether a little later in the show. >> it is not going to happen here. >> please do. like is this attributing question? >> it is not attributing question. >> no. >> okay. >> mcdonald's has something to do with international women's day, so we will show you what we mean in just a second. now we check out delaware county delco. where is jen? >> in broomall. which also jen they won award basically, because they got the second highest amount of snow yesterday. >> have you seen the drove me? >> yes. it is right around the corner. and you know what i say? go big or go home. i have to say a lot of people were very mad that the queen of delco, you know that's me by the way. >> oh,. >> i am. i wasn't here yesterday. so i'm here to regain my thrown. and here we are. you know that mike g grew up in corona queens? >> right. >> so he's no good at driving in snow. so going up the hill is always fun with him. we are right off of laurence park boulevard, if you know where that i

, sometimes would even, like, take my, like, shirt off and, like, pretend i was, like, a muscle guy.g iron lately, and then i would pull out, like air, regular iron that you would iron clothes with. ( laughter ) ( applause ) those were the joke s. >> stephen: i liked it. >> was it good? >> stephen: i like it, i like it. but you were-- i thought for a while you were a fireman? >> i-- then i did that. so this is when i was-- ( laughter ) >> stephen: so you were-- you were the fireman-- you were not the fireman they put in the sexy calendar. >> no. >> stephen: we still have that to look forward to. >> some day. >> stephen: steve, so nice to see you again. thank you for being here. >> thank you. >> stephen: "the death of stalin" opens next friday. steve buscemi, everybody. we'll be right back with comedian sebastian maniscalco.ty -ahh. -the new guy. -whoa, he looks -- -he looks exactly like me. -no. -separated at birth much? we should switch name tags, and no one would know who was who. jamie, you seriously think you look like him? uh, i'm pretty good with comparisons. like how progressi

it's like a party. and the russians have been great partners in the space program and i have a lot of respect for those i have come across. . . . . it's cloud, hot, there's no count downclock on the soyuz. so with no countdown clock, after a while you're like, what time are we leaving? so like that 10:10. is that moscow time? time passes and pretty soon some guys comes up on the radio and situation "is mission" and i can see a smoker out there with -- and then you turbo pumps start up and the rocket motors light, but without the solid rocket motors. the soyuz lifts off slowly but within nine minutes you're going 25 times the speed of sound. >> host: then coming back, what -- during you're year up there, the soyuz has having problems coming and going or just the delivery vehicle for the stuff coming up. >> we had progress -- we get our supplies with these uncrewed cargo ships. some are russian, some are u.s. i think what you're referring is to one of the russian ones crashed into the pacific ocean. they

like, that's a pretty dick move. just like calling uber now. the driver is like, "where are you?" "don't worry, you'll see me. you'll see me." yeah, i like to think that after the protest, because all the taxi drivers were on strike, they had to uber home. they were like, "all right, that was fun. yeah, okay, let's call that guy back and hope he doesn't recognize us, yeah. hey, buddy." let's move on to another technology that is disrupting the world. president trump's twitter. yesterday morning, the president tweeted, "the new fake news narrative is that there is chaos in the white house. wrong. there is no chaos. only great energy." ( laughter ) i've got to say, man, if this whole president thing doesn't work out, trump would be dope at writing fortune cookies, huh? ( laughter ) "there is no chaos. only great energy. your lucky number is 69. it's always 69." now, look, trump always says things that are easily disproved, but yesterday was particularly entertaining because at 7:55 a.m., he tweeted "no chaos." and then the rest of the day was nothing but chaos. literally, just a few

it's like international. >> yeah, they're always like -- >> he always like -- >> on the elevator or somethinged for 21 years. >> you can't tell, but she's the boss. >> that's how we are. >> women are no longer willing to take the place that society has imposed on them. they don't all want to be the perfect daughter who grows up to be the perfect housewife. and a massive shift is under way. >> oh, good. we're going to get should drinks now. we can loosen up a little bit. >> i've come to meet a group of friends at their regular hangout, where they gather to dish on their lives and their loves. >> ladies, let's talk about sex. how is sex? >> do you think men here, the people who you're dating and your husband and your partners, do they care about your happen yes, sir, about your emotional and your physical satisfaction? know, we've been talking tie lot of people and we've heard a lot about this sexual thing, like this is a sexless culture. is it? >> when they're married, there's a lot of sexless. but if not, maybe not. >> so is it better not to be married? so like everywhere, everything's great

do you like lotion? >> stephen: i do like lotion. ( laughter ) what's going to happen here?n: i'll hold the book up. >> thank you. do you want me to blow in your ear? no? >> stephen: during the commercial break. during the commercial break. >> all right. >> stephen: oh! oh! >> see? ( band playing "let's get it on" by marvin gaye ) >> how's that? i've had many years of this. see how long and intense the strokes are? you're very tight. >> stephen: yeah! >> you're very tight. >> stephen: oh, yeah! >> do you always get this tight when guests come on? >> stephen: i do, i do! >> how's that? >> stephen: last person to do this on the show was joe biden. ( laughter ) >> i don't know even know what that means. >> stephen: oh, that's fantastic. >> do you see the blood coming to the surface? >> stephen: i think that's as long and pliable as i can get. >> you can work on that. that's the key. so, can i explain? >> stephen: wow. please, you don't need to explain anything to me now. ( laughter ) you can bring the kids back into the room, mom and dad. ( laughter ) >>en: that was intense. >>

i'm just like, la la la, hello?ch night we were rewriting the show almost on the fly when that happened. i was very proud of that. >> trump and those bombshells notched trevor noah his best week ever. >> comey reminds me of every black mother. i brought you into this world, and, child, i can take you out of it. >> is donald trump the best thing that's ever happened to late-night tv? >> there's certainly days where it seems that way. >> next, too much trump? >> he refers to kim jong-un as rocket man, which beats the other nickname he gave him, lil' kim. >> maybe don't make it sound like he's an action-packed new movie franchise. just call him lil' kim. >> then there are also times where it's hard to feel like you're not being redundant. ♪ ep number spring clearance event' on the only bed that adjusts on both sides to your ideal comfort, your sleep number setting. does your bed do that? it's the last chance for clearance savings up to $600 on our most popular beds. ends soon. visit sleepnumber.com for a store near you

it's like, "i don't want like a ring, that's like a little too feminine."h: oh, okay. [ light laughter ] >> so she got me some. we were in tokyo and she got me some sneakers that you can only get in tokyo. so, i can literally be like, "y'all ain't got these, man." [ laughter ] you know, you gotta go to tokyo to get these. >> seth: that's great. you mentioned that you have a connection with thanksgiving forever now. you wrote -- won an emmy for an episode of "master of none." you wrote, which is like your personal story of coming out. >> yeah, which is not fun for people, period. >> seth: the coming out story? >> coming out is not fun, ever. but when you're far away from it, which you've done it, then you can make jokes and have fun and call angela bassett to come play a sweet version of your mother. [ laughter ] you know, and have kim whitley play a nice aunty. you know, it's cool. but like, during the time, it's like horrifying. it's like the worst. >> seth: and was it something that you -- how did it come about that it became an episode of the show? >> we

i like watching it, i like seeing and it i think it is the best way to go. i like different points of view. there will be people, i won't be specific but there will be people that change. sometimes they want to go out and do something else but they all want to be in the white house. so many people come in. i have a choice of anybody. i can take any position in the white house and i'll have a choice of the ten top people having to do with that position. everybody wants to be there. and they love this white house because we have energy like rarely before. >> well, that's true. that is true. so two hours after saying everybody wants to work at the white house, two hours later his top economic adviser gary cohn resigned. he doesn't want to work at the white house. [ cheers and applause ] it is almost a miracle the behold. if donald trump says it is a sunny day, expect rain. a storm is coming every time. and has the big thing. it almost overcame yesterday. they introduced a new character. a former trump campaign name, sam nunberg. he is a guy who was fired from t

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oh no, i like it.d, vietnam in particular, uh, my palate changed. i needed an elevated level of chilies and heat. much of vietnamese cooking abides by principles of yin and yang, heat and cold. this one, a lobster dish with five spices, balances the coldness of the lobster, with the heat of the spices. red onion, ginger, lemongrass, and chilies are added to the boiling water to cook the lobster. once the lobster's cooked, it's presented in a bowl of lime leaves, and the stock is poured over it. whoa! that's beautiful. we're getting into this with our hands, i'm guessing. i like this. it's beautiful. >> lan hue: the winter here is unbelievable. it's very cold and wet. that's why we have chili to keep us warm. >> anthony: boi tran spoils all of us with a succession of dishes. but the past, as it often does in a place like this, intrudes. >> nguyen qui duc: hue, it's dealt with a lot of suffering. the people in hue are very withdrawn in some ways. >> jean-francoi hubert: smiling, but of course they rememb

i -- like, i love all my shortcomings and everything like that.e house, i took the amazon firestick remote with me. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i'm rude. she's on the last episode of "the handmaid's tale." she is pissed. [ laughter ] you will not know offred's fate until this fight is over. [ light laughter ] i'm also angry, that's fine. i'm a black female in america over 30. i earned it. [ light laughter ] but it comes out when it shouldn't sometimes. like, i was recently in d.c. at the american history museum. which i thought going in was the natural history museum. so you can imagine my confusion. [ light laughter ] i was like, "presidents ain't natural!" [ laughter ] so i walked to the help desk. it was me and another female friend of mine and there was a nice white guy there, and he was jovial. and -- [ laughter ] he was like, "what can i help you ladies with?" i was like, "we've never been here before. what should we see?" and he was like, "you two ladies should see the first ladies' exhibit." because that's what ladies like, right? things abo

>> i've seen some of it online. >> stephen: do you like it? do you like it? is damning with faint praise. "how did you like your meal?" technically, this is food." do you think president trump himself might benefit from some art therapy? >> i think he could absolutely benefit from therapy. although, there is a limit to how much you could do that with somebody who's not willing to be self-reflective. >> stephen: not willing to look at themselves. >> yeah. >> stephen: do you think that's why he always wears makeup, because he actually doesn't want to see his own face? is that a form of art the way he paints his face everyday? >> i'm guessing he has somebody else do it, and that person is probably an artist. >> stephen: or blind. because it's not spread very evenly. mmmm, that looks like that's makeup done by sense of sound. ( laughter ) >> can you tell me what this picture is about? >> stephen: this is me in my happy place. ( laughter ) this is me just calming down at the end of the day. this one's called, "not now. daddy's drinking." >> is this something that

pete: is it, like, a functional thing, or is, like, something physical? it's not a flow issue. it's a product selection, merchandising issue. i would take this floor plan of 2,000 square feet and start moving stuff around. barrels here... on the walls, tables packed everywhere, every shelf just... allison: mm-hmm. lemonis: so when people come in, they're like, "wow." i'm trying to maximize the revenue per square foot, and i'm not going to compromise. the only way that i'm going to get any return on my investment is if this place is a home run. and then i would actually like a toy store because if you have birthday parties, how many people come in and they forget gifts? travis: it happens. pete: all the time. lemonis: we got to be able to solve that problem. they walk in... "did you forget your gift? come to the toy store, get a gift and go to the party." in order for me to really get the final cherry on the top with profitability, i feel like the toys are going to give you the margin and the revenue. it doesn't look like you guys are collaborating. it loo

it seems like trite point it doesn't like an older audience. [laughter] i'm old too i am saying for a lot of people in the 50s it was beyond imagination to have a friend of a different race but now is their grandchildren. i have heard older white people say i look at my grandchildren they have a different way of relating and don't want to be too pollyanna but that increasing density of cultural offerings our books. we are in a room of readers. treasure every one but there is so much more opportunity than there used to be to gain empath empathy. >> the situation is similar and very simple like working together from someone from a different country those sorts of everyday relationships like sports if you don't know the person but the french soccer team has so many players actually hadad a positive force in france because they become role models so i think it's true in this country something as simple as your favorite basketball or football player is of a different race so it is very small things that can make a difference but what is holding us b

he's like -- >> he's like, "where is will?"n the set with ang lee." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's like, "this a a $400 million budget, dude." >> i know. >> jimmy: "pay attention, man!" on your phone. >> don't know what want to do. >> jimmy: but then you're also on instagram. i love that you're doing this because it's funny. it's also -- you give great advice. >> oh, thank you, man. >> jimmy: and people -- no, it's actually great. you give great advice on marriage. >> yeah, you know what's happening with me, though, right? it's like when you make a a movie, it's 18 months. >> jimmy: yeah. >> like, you work and it's 18 months before -- >> jimmy: 'til people get to see it. >> 'til people see the movie. but now, it's like there was so many things that were dying on my creative vine. you know? when i did "the fresh prince," it was every single day. you know? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and the show came out once a a week. you know? yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, come on. >> so i'm just psyched. i'm going to be doing skits. i'm

he was like, no!o atlantic city and they are all about cirque du soleil. 2340. >> jimmy: those are the three words. >> i imagine that's all he was thinking about cirque du soleil. >> jimmy: we'll be right back. andy samberg andy samberg. andy samberg. timethis weekend at kohl'ser? take an extra 15% off or an extra 20% off - when you spend $100 or more! update your cookware! new towels - just $10.19! and an air fryer - only $103.99 plus get kohl's cash! a spring refresh for your home - kohl's cash for you! kohl's! it's not just a coaster you know.. it's an invitation jim beam on the rocks the bourbon that's been making history since 1795 invites you to make some of your own ♪ we get so busy, day to day. we don't get the chance to connect. i think surprising my mom with a night ski trip would just be the biggest gift that i could give her. director: lets make that happen. she's gonna be so excited. ♪ introducing the suv equipped to make your first-ever happen. the first-ever ford ecosport is here. "...t

like, i was like, yeah, man, i never was like, "i'll make this and then one day a little girl will sell, a lot of people sent that to me, i was really touched. especially since they're from atlanta, it's beautiful. >> stephen: does it make you hungry for girl scout cookies? >> i would like to buy some from her. >> stephen: well, you're in luck. her name is charity joy and she's right here. come on out. ( cheers and applause ) >> how are you? oh i get-- thank you. >> stephen: come on over here. please, sit here. hi, charity. thanks so much for being here. this is her dad, seymour? >> yes, sir. >> stephen: seymour, thanks so much for being here. seymour and charity joy harrison. now, charity, are you a big fan of donald glover's? >> yes. ( laughter ) >> stephen: yeah. what did you bring for him over there? >> um... girl scout cookies. >> stephen: it's the order form for the girl scout cookies. what are you thinking of getting over there, donald? >> well, this says, "my cookie goal is 113." so i'll get-- >> stephen: her cookie goal is 113. she needs to get 113 more cookie orders? >> yeah,

and i was like, "ew, throwing things." but like, now i totally love it.s. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ew! [ laughter ] >> oops. [ light laughter ] i guess i'm stronger than i thought. >> jimmy: addison, now that you're back at school, have you been talking to any boys lately? >> yes! check out this text convo with my crush in homeroom, braiden. >> okay. like, you be braiden and i'll be me. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: hey. >> hey. i guess. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how do you think you did on the math test? >> good. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no way. you're the smartest. and super cool. smiley face. >> ew! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ew, he totally likes you! >> really? >> jimmy: yeah, you're crushing this crush. [ light laughter ] >> omg, i totally am! >> jimmy: i don't want -- dance team auditions are coming up. do you want to practice our routine? >> ew! hit it! [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hey, girls! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: ew! that's my stepdad, gary! >> oh, please! stepdad gary sounds so boring. call me stepdaddy g! word to your mother! [