it's kind of sad to see jon stewart get this battie, battie chick a platform. we're hearing in in board rooms as well. it's not ok to hear this. >> laura: it's not ok for these men, sons, brothers, uncles and fathers, for them to be treated this way. you don't want any person of color to be treated this way. you don't want any person that's a non-minority to be treated this way. everyone has to say this is ridiculous, you must stop and we won't submit to this any longer. mitt romney, big shock, joined senators lisa murkowski and susan collins to support brown jackson's nomination writing in a statement jackson is well-qualified and more than meets the standard of excellence and integrity. harmeet, nevertheless, the people of utah know mitt romney voted against her court of appeals' appointment last year. what changed? isn't it pretty -- i mean, isn't it pretty obvious when it comes to the second amendment, religious liberty, she'll be voting with sotomayor and the left and is that what utah, maine and alaska want? bye-bye gun rights? >> the only thing that chan

[laughs] [laughs] turns out jon stewart's problem is a swap jokes for miserable.urs truly, the king of late night? elon musk blames the what woke of mind virus. that permeates all the hot garbage masquerading as entertainment. i think people are finally getting sick that's what you want recently called netflix unwatchable which is also the original name for the chelsea handler show. even netflix is using subscribers, 200,000 in the past few months. the only thing dropping faster and the share price is chris wallace's self-esteem. [laughs] some of these streaming services will wake up and produce something besides woke that people actually want to see. like this. >> shooting hoops with your buddies and telling jokes and you feel something for some reason wearing suits and shades and talking but it's fine because we don't judge. ♪ ♪ >> greg: yeah come apart one more time it's actually chadwick. i think the problem here chadwick besides the strange name [laughs] is that entertainment is now betraying its initial premise which is to entertain. now it's becoming a mess

sullivan accused jon stewart of pushing antiwhite extremism. in one way jon stewart is right. there is a system in america today that perpetuates white supremacy. it is the system that crushes opportunity for black people, ensures that the income and wealth gaps between black and white americans stay so outrageously wide. but underlies the structural disadvantages of unemployment and welfare dependency and poorhousing and addiction and family breakdown. there's a 40 point gap between black and white students in math and reading scores at the 8th grade level, equivalent to four years of learning, in california. it's the public school system that's done all this to black america. but for some curious reason, or could it be the teacher unions the people who scream the loudest about the systemic racism are the most passionate defenders of their system, the public school system that perpetuates it. we will be right back. holidays, graduations, i'm covered for everything. which reminds me, thank you for driving me to the drugstore. earn big time with chase freedom unlimited with no

jon stewart. jon stewart. okay, listen-- you know i love jon stewart. ( laughter ) >> jon: yeah! jon! obviously, it would be great if he won. but even better if we did. ( laughter and applause ) and, here's the thing-- ( cheers and applause ) no hard feelings. >> jon: yeah, no hard feelings. >> stephen: no hard feelings if he wins, and no hard feelings, you know, if we win, either. there's no hard feelings here. there's, and, but, just think-- it's the webbys... >> jon: yeah, that's right. >> stephen: ...not the friend-ys. >> jon: exactly, exactly! friendly competition. >> stephen: okay? >> jon: friendly competition. >> stephen: exactly! friendly competition. so anyway, go do that, please. and, links to vote are pinned on our twitter page, at colbertlateshow.com, and listen to "the 'late show' pod show" wherever you get your podcasts-- wherever you get them. you know, the phone, or a deli. ( laughter ) i'm not sure where ou get them. you know, folks, i spend a lot of time right over there, isolating the biggest, newsiest stories of the day and containing them in the most topical

of pushing antiwhite extremism and one like jon stewart is right there is a system, is a system crushesortunity for the black people and ensures that the income gap between the black and white americans, say so outrageously wide, and the disadvantages and unemployment and welfare dependency and for housing in addiction and family breakdown the systems in california, have roughly a gap between the black and white students in math and reading scores of the eighth grade level the equivalents of four years of learning a it is a public school system with that is done this to black america, not for a theorist reason are nations from the teachers union and the people are screaming the loudest about asthmatic racism, the most passionate defenders o their system, the public school system pretty that perpetuates it and we will be right back. ♪simply irresistible♪ ♪ ♪ ♪simply irresistible♪ applebee's irresist-a-bowls are back. now starting at $8.99. now that's eatin' good in the neighborhood. xfinity mobile runs on america's most now starting at $8.99. reliable 5g network, but for up to half the p

. >> laura: and jon stewart has taken on kind of a new role and the slope journalist but he had commentsream which we all still believe and i thought we all still believed in. it is a pretty dark vision. watch. >> jon: the literal interpretation of the american dream is it does not matter where you were born were how you were born poor who you are that this country, you can rise up and go beyond that and it turns out to be a fallacy. there has always been a regis division of power to the white elite. -- redistribution of power to the white elite. >> i guess you don't know the story of barack obama or ben carson or any of the other thousands of incredible stories of people who came back from adversity. will this work? >> no. they believe either they lived in it or they will live in it. this is not the kind of rhetoric that is going to win this election. i don't think jon stewart or any of these folks are going to be on the front lines of this election which will be fought in that moderate swing districts. >> laura: no. gentlemen, thank you. it is great to see both of you tonight. i guess

jon stewart. you know i love jon stewart.it would be even better if we did. ( cheers and applause ). here's the thing-- no hard feelings. >> jon: yeah, no hard feelings. >> stephen: no hard feelings if he wins and no hard feelings if we win. it's the webbys, not the friendies. >> jon: friendly competition. >> stephen: exactly! friendly competition. anyway, go do, that please. and links to vote are pinned on our twitter page, and listen to the "late show" podcast wherever you get them-- the phone, the deli. i'm not sure where you get them. you know folks, i spend a lot of time right over there, isolating the biggest, newsiest stories of the day and containing them in the most topical circular tunnel, with a circumference of 26.7 kilometers, at a depth ranging from 50 to 175 meters. then, i add two adjacent parallel beam-lines, which travel in opposite directions around the ring, intersecting at four points. i add 1,232 dipole magnets to keep the beams in their circular path, while an additional 392 quadrupole magnets are used

that's right. >> jimmy: as i mentioned to the audience earlier, the mark twain prize ceremony for jon stewartaid i'm having this guy mo -- >> that's how fast he works. >> jimmy: we take his suggestions before he thinks of them. you have a remarkable story, though. correct me if i have any of this wrong. at age 9, you're from kuwait. >> palestinian background, born in kuwait, fled the war in kuwait. >> jimmy: rock in bay too late. you go to texas, of all places, houston, texas. >> it's a natural place of refuge for arab muslims, you know what i mean? [ laughter ] that's where we go, right, guillermo? [ laughter ] >> yeah! >> good job. >> you have to learn multiple languages. i learned italian and spanish a good six months. >> jimmy: how many languages do you speak? >> three. >> jimmy: that's impressive. what do you think you'd be doing if you stayed in kuwait, there had been no invasion and you stayed there? would you be a comedian now? >> i presume that i would be in the oil business. [ laughter ] that world of what ifs is really strange to me. i can't imagine something like that. my father w

this isn't just the opinion of jon stewart.is a belief that is held by most liberal leaders in america today. hillary clinton echoed this very idea today at an event with al sharpton who ironically is a very powerful black elite. >> the color of a person's skin still influences who gets ahead in america and who goes how far and who gets left behind and that is absolutely a fact that nobody with all their rhetoric could in any way deny. >> jesse: not only is this sad but it's not an honest assessment of the average american success story. race is not the primary factor in getting ahead in the united states. education, work ethic, class, connections, geography, your family dynamic. all play major roles in shaping who gets ahead. the most important ingredient right here and right here. but the worst part about stuart and clinton's commentary is that it designates certain americans victim and sentences them to a life without free will. it dehumanizes them and doesn't square with the reality ever the american experience. and in a sn

. >>> jon stewart at the kennedy center was honored he received the mark twain prize for his lifetimeement in humor. >>> and birthday wishes are in orders for prince louie of cambridge. he is 4 years old. the occasion was marked with a photo shoot at the beach shot by kate herself. >>> first, could elon musk actually take over twitter let's get straight to cnbc's steve sedgwick who's in london with the latest. steve, good morning. >> yeah, good morning, frances good morning, vinita we've got the scary news on pensions the markets are rocky at the moment very interesting story developing around twitter, of course elon musk, it appears, according to cnbc sources he secured the financing, 4$46.5 u.s. billion for the potential bid of twitter, and a person on the board told cnbc they're looking for other offers but they're seriously considering the elon musk offer giving the funding has been secured we may get some new news by thursday when the company has got its results. >>> brace yourself now are you saving enough, america your 401(k), which is a retirement account provided three your e

jon stewart said opening for gilbert gottfried was one of the great thrills of my early standup life.or breath, just indescribably unusually hilarious. and judd apatow said he was also the sweetest man. his podcast is a comedy treasure. what a terrible loss. >>> fans of the show "stranger things" got a taste of the upcoming season. >> a war is coming. i'm afraid your friends at hawkins are very much in the eye of the storm. >> that's the first trailer for seson four. it will premiere on may 27th. producers have already announced that "stranger things" will end after season five. >>> and major league baseball history was made last night. alyssa nakken became the first woman to coach on the field in a regular season game. she coached first base for the san francisco giants in the third inning after the current first base coach was evicted. they beat the padres 13-2. >>> and pulitzer-prize winning author alex walker talks about her book "gathering blossoms under fire." >>> i'm anne-marie green. this is the "cbs morning news." under fire." >>> i'm anne-marie green. this is the "cbs mornin

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jon stewart telling you you can't pursue the american dream. >> a literal interpretation of the americanam is it doesn't matter where you were born or how you were born or who you are. in this country you can rise up and go beyond that and it turns out to be a fallacy. there has always been a redistribution of power to the white elite. brian: shamika, do you agree? >> of course i don't agreen. i have come a long way and i white man has not had a foot on my next. if we don't value nationalism it will be easy for them to usher in globalism. there are so many of us not wake up every morning trying to find another white man to nail to the cross. we wake up realizing we live in the greatest country on earth and come hell or high water we'll fight before we allow this country to be destroyed. brian: i love having you on. and we'll check out your podcast whenever you post. next, it's a first for "one nation." martha maccallum is here for a news duel with me. brian: time now forth fox news duel. let's bring in martha maccallum. martha, are you ready? martha: i am ready. brian: put on the music.

jon stewart received the mark twain award for american humor over the weekend after recent performancesroblem with white people. [cheers and applause] >> america has always prioritized white comfort over black survival. any real attempt to repair a ton of that damage. reparation. it sets off white people that they are coming for our [bleep]. >> laura: oh, my god, that was hilarious. today's rebels are the high school and college students questioning the anti-american tripe that they are being fed by radicals in the classroom and on campus. >> do you think the media acted inappropriately when they instantly dismissed hunter biden's laptop as russian misinformation? >> the mistakes of the mainstream media and cnn in particular seem to magically all go in one direction. are we expected to believe this is all some sort of random coincidence? >> laura: now, those young people, they are risking their futures by just being out. that means they have rh. very cool. the left has such an inspiring young stable of leaders, we have to admit, like at yale law school where they disrupt a bipartisan fr

is done, the road will be smoother, improved >>> some big name celebrities and comedians joined jon stewart. he received the mark twain prize for lifetime achievement in humor. he becomes the 23rd person to receive the prize. the 59-year-old stewart rose to popularity while hosting the daily show. he now has a show on apple tv. he also pushes for social causes. one in particular. he is perhaps the prominent voice getting health care for september 11 first responders in new york city. he talks about that a lot. and he got it going. winning the mark twain award. and we've got a very nice dry week coming up. >> we do. we'll be in the mid 60s. windy tuesday. we cool off a little bit. a very nice sunny week ahead -- or week. week. >> thanks for joining us. have a great night. have a great week. take care. >>> battle lines in ukraine. >> another stage is beginning. >> ukrainian fighters pulling out in mariupol. >> we're still fighting. we destroyed one tank today. two armored flight vehicles and one armored personnel carrier. >> russian forces take over dozens of small towns, president biden anno

to which my friend jon stewart says, "a lot of people suffer. not everyone becomes a comedian."i think it gave me a kind of urgent-- first of all, i love being a mom, and i'm so happy i got to live way beyond all the years my mom lived. she die when was four. >> stephen: how old was she when she died? >> she was 33. so i think what it does is it gives me this urgency about life, like, and motherhood and having kids. and it's a great comfort getting to do all the things she didn't get to do. and i get like, "oh, my god! we're all alive, and, like, i just don't-- it's so sad to talk about it on such a comedy show. but i feel so grateful that we're alive and we're, like, living, and i don't take it for granted. because i guess you never know how many years you have with somebody. so i feel grateful and a kind of urgency like,s, you're up to bat and ( bleep )! you're alive!" sorry. you can bleep it out. i don't want to swear. >> stephen: no, i know the feeling. >> especially to a nice catholic boy. >> stephen: i don't know about "a nice catholic boy" but a catholic boy. here, just i

jon stewart said it best. >> harris: you going to get sticker-80 for the next six months until he takesr. i know for experience, they're going to come for you pay [laughter] >> joe: if there's a chocolate outbreak in hershey, pennsylvania, where is the first place you look? maybe the chocolate factory. [laughter] or with wuhan maybe a look the lab that studies coronavirus. if you shared that story you were censored, suppressed, locked out. if you shed the hunter biden story, kayleigh mcenany the white house press secretary gets locked out. that all goes away now. you can't defend twitter in the terms of the way they conducted themselves to this point, and earnings come out thursday and they are going to be horrible. if this bid wasn't taken, though never see one like it again. there's going to be a revolt of shareholders, losses all over the place. >> emily: that's right. kacie, let's get your thoughts on that specifically. part of the freak out on the left is this supposed flood of disinformation. what does that mean? is it the wuhan lab leak, hunter's laptop? these wild conspiracy the

i've tangled with jon stewart many times, but what he did on his apple t show was abysmal, a three on you are minimizing actual white supremacists -- >> andrew, you're not living on the same [bleep] planet we are, honestly. [laughter] [applause] if. [inaudible conversations] >> calling me a racist, jon. >> let's -- you've been doing a pretty good job of it yourself there. [laughter] howard: sullivan writes that he was sandbaggedded, booked for a so low interview, and he didn't think stewart would argue that all white people are morally problematic. stewart called it monosense and said the show put up with his high maintenance shenanigans. i just think he red an unfair ganging up, and he's capable of doing much better. >>> donald trump said that on january 6th he would have liked to have marched to the capitol with the mass of protesters but secret service said i couldn't go. i would have gone there in a minute. the former president deflected blame saying why aren't nancy pelosi doing something about it and the mayor of d.c. also? i hated seeing it. i said it's got to be taken care of,

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jon stewart worried about it.tup can be tyranny of the minority even relatively smallha groups of people that are ready to whack you are online, demolish her reputation, go to the search while called a racist the first thing any employer sees demand to be fired, even small minorities of people can make life a living hell for dissenters and cause a widespread chilling effect. at the moment two thirds of americans say they are chilled, they are reluctant to say their true belief of politics for fear of social and professional consequences. two thirds that's about 60% of students on campus. that's approximate four times the level to the best we can measure it's hard to compare, it's about four times the level of 1953 the height of the mccarthy era for the reason is that in the mccarthy area there are a couple things you couldn't do you could be pretty safe. in the canceling era you do not know when you are safe and when you are not and that is on purpose for they want to make us our own policeman. wea are always afra

jon stewart said.. and said he was indescribably unusually hilarious, billy crystal said godfried was one of the first comics he met when he started out and always enjoyed to be with and actor jason alexander said he made him laugh at times when laughter did not come easily. godfrey is survived by his wife, sarah, and two children lily and max in hollywood. ashley give orkin fox news. we will use every resource we can to bring those to justice who continue to prey on the citizens of new york. a manhunt continues in new york city for a man believed to be behind yesterday morning's attack on a crowded subway train. we'll tell you how bay area transit leaders are responding to what happened . plus the operation will continue until its full completion and the fulfillment of the tasks that have been set promise by russian leader vladimir putin to continue his invasion of ukraine after an impact in the peace talks between those two countries. from ktvu. fox. two news. this is mornings on to welcome morning t

think about if you're somewhere else other than europe or the united states, and you're reading jon stewart mill and you come across that. are you an advocate of free speech after that? >> [inaudible] remember that we actually-- >> i do. >> in new york, when they came there for the organizations, and all the way from-- you also mentioned our mutual friend and nobody said was that he's also -- [inaudible] my question, where was i, rose and i-- oh, you're from denmark. why do you have to do that thing about the cartoons and every story seems to start with publishing those nasty cartoons that made the arabs very upset. what they forget to tell and through your videos, is actually the danish muslims threw the first punch in that there was an innocent danish, like educational children's books about things in the world, and it was about to educate them about what muslims were, since they were coming into denmark and didn't know what it was and rose was a-- heard somebody say-- was making drawings that we do in all kind of books for children, because they had given him death threats. so said, oh,

jon stewart, he could leave you gasping for breath. >> the legacy is going to be his voice and that'se same thing because it's so true. he was lovely. we were going through pictures today and i found this one of him hugging me and you can't see my face but he's smiling and that was so genuine. he was such a gentle soul which was so different than his stage persona. >> reporter: a 2017 documentary showed gottfried in a different light tending to his terminally ill sister arlene, a devoted husband and dad with, yes, an indoor voice. >> the worst thing you could say to me is don't joke about that. >> reporter: earlier this year gottfried remembered his friend bob saget on "gma." >> i remember bob as being very funny, very quick. >> reporter: and posted this on social media mourning the loss of his friend saget and louis anderson. gilbert will be remembered with affection and admiration by so many in comedy and with gratitude by audiences for all that laughter, guys. >> all that laughter, chris. my goodness, thank you so much. >>> we're going to turn now to new details on ben affleck's pr

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