hey, you guys all know what you want to do. i don't.m all know what you want to do. you have goals, you have dreams. i don't have a dream. ah, the lesser-known "i don't have a dream" speech. oh, i love my life! i love my life! brian's song! rachel: the meeting with that guy went great? it was so great. he showed me where the restaurant's going to be. it's not too big, it's not too small. it's just right. was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears? i'm cooking dinner for him monday night. kind of like an audition. phoebe, he really wants you here. which is great, 'cause then you can make yummy noises. what are you making? yummy noises. and, monica, what are you going to make? i don't know. it's just got to be so great. oh! i know what you could make. you should make that thing with the stuff. you know that... thing. with the stuff. okay, i don't know. does anyone know a good date place in the neighborhood? uh... how about tony's? if you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free. okay. hey, does anyone know a good place if you're

travis: hey, hey, hey. i'm about to shoot my shot. shoot my shot. you know i'm gonna make a switch. [wrestlers breathing heavily] coach: come on! circle, circle, circle. wrist control, wrist control. diego, on your back! let's go. come on. put your arms in. keep your arms in. stay in the circle. oh, come on, pena. elbows in. come on. there you go. [no audible dialogue] boy: yo, for real. throwin' a kick-back at our spot. y'all should roll through. it's going to be a good time. travis: you going, d.? diego: nah, i got to cut weight for finals, man. travis: come on, man. [dogs barking] [cell phone vibrating] diego: hey. travis: hey, are you coming? [hip-hop music playing through cell phone] diego: i don't know. travis: come on, d. i want to feel with you. [girls laughing through cell phone] travis: man. this is beautiful. yo, give me that. diego: do you ever feel like... i don't know. travis: it's just one night, man. relax. diego: how it's... just, i don't know. it's like you have a feeling and you know it's right. absolutely 100% right. for whatever reason, you can't get yourself to

she really wants to meet you. - [speaking spanish] nice to meet you. - hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. my home. - thank you. what a beautiful home you got. - yeah. - these are the gamblers right here. well, this is my son. - yeah, yeah. [laughter] - this is everybody else, the gamblers. - these are the gamblers? oh, yeah. the domino players. that's your pops? - yeah. [all speaking spanish] - you got a very talented son. that's what you do like, normally here, when you come home? - basically, the same people just show up. i mean, we've been doing this for-- i don't know, forever. - a couple of decades? - yeah. shall we eat, man? - yeah, let's eat some of this. - ok, everybody, i know you guys ain't shy. come on. [all speaking spanish] what is it? [laughs] - i notice that i'm standing out a little bit. - is it because of that shirt? - i'm a buffet of bad taste. [laughter] - where's mike's at? [laughter] [laughter] - i politely declined. - your outfit is great. but that's not us. [laughter] - all jokes aside, growing up as an immigrant in new york city, it was tough figuring out how i fit

[amelia grunts] jane: hey! just tell me so i can help. amelia!ng on door] amelia, what are you looking for? grr! [kids chattering] girl: is that a new bear? where did you get that? girl 2: uh, i don't know. my mom used to have one. girl 3: oh, my gosh, they're so cool. i used to have, like, a ton of those. girl: how much do you have? girl 2: there's, like--on here, i have about, like, a hundred or something. and then at home, i have, like, 500. amelia: hey, sunny. i got the ball. you know, like yesterday. i thought... girl: what was that? girl 3: was that amelia or jane? sunny: i don't know. i can never tell. that was weird. boy: i'm unique because i love baseball. i like running to home plate as fast as i can. it will always be my favorite sport. [applause] teacher: very good, joey. sunny? sunny: so i'm really unique. i'm unique because i like fashion, i like dancing. i have 200 silly bandz. and my dad is a firefighter. [applause] teacher: ok, good, sunny. amelia. amelia, we'd all like to know what you wrote. amelia: i'm not. teacher: you're not

, oh, hey, hey -- >> jimmy: wow. >> steve: hey, oh, hey - >> jimmy: wow.tching tv the other day, just flipping through the channels, and i came across this show on teennick it's called "ew! and it's a pretty good show. and a lot of people say that i look like the main character, and i don't know if i see it though but anyways, here, look for yourselves, here's the latest episode of "ew!" [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone welcome to "ew!" my name is sara. and if you're wondering that's s-a-r-a with no h because h's are ew [ cheers and applause joining me today is the new foreign exchange student who just moved in across the street, bjertie hjergen. hi, bjertie! [ cheers and applause hi, bjertie! welcome. oh, hi >> hi! >> jimmy: hi how's it going >> pretty good, ya it's great to be on "ew! >> jimmy: yeah, i love your pigtails did you braid them yourself? >> no, they were done by my sisters, hjertie, kjertie, and donna. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, well they look amazing! so, bjertie, are you ready for the school dance competition next week. >> y

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oh, hey, here's something fun!t night, the senate voted to pass the "respect for marriage act," which -- [cheers and applause] the hits keep on coming, baby. one of those nights. >> louis: let's go. >> stephen: that's nice. i like doing the monologue tonight. it's pleasant. the "respect for marriage act," which would enshrine marriage equality in federal law. this is an incredible moment. i feel so proud to live in a country where anyone, regardless of their sexuality, can disagree for decades about the right way to load a dishwasher! you don't need to pre-rinse! that's just washing the dishes before they go in the dish washer. don't wash them. that's the thing the dishwasher went to college for! the bill passed in a 61-36 vote, with 12 republicans joining democrats to vote for it. wow. that's where we are. no wonder marriage equality won. even the partisan support was bi! now, thank you, thank you. now, i'm sure a lot of you are saying, "hey, steve, don't we already have the right to same-sex marriage?" yeah, but

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hey kevin. hey, keith. hey, you know courtney. hey jackie, you didn't respond to that email. uh, let's talk about it must have made me communication communication. you have to have that communication back and forth. that's just such a view. i had to touch with somebody bid touch with you. you're in touch with me. you're normally not going to miss out. you can't, you can't be, am i? you can't take a nap for 45 minutes at noon, right? oh no, no, i have a new meeting. you know, you can't be on your pelettano all morning long. you know, what the us does do is we work more hours. that's for sure. a lot of the remote i was looking at this, a lot of the remote works in the start in korea, in eastern europe. but the, but the us we, we gain on that. and in addition to that, we like reading, lining the amount of hours we're working my right now you're, you're probably working like what, 14 hours a day, remotely, or some days, probably working on weekends as well. saturday, sunday morning you like, you normally used to go to maybe charge on the bridge. that phone is ringing. you my oh m

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hey, dave. >> i'm dan >> jimmy: hey, dan nice to meet you guys. hi, pepper nice to see you. pepper -- now, what kind of dog is pepper? >> she's an australian cattle dog. >> jimmy: an australian cattle dog. she's very excited >> she's fired up for the show >> jimmy: you're holding two sports things. so i don't know what sport she plays. >> it's kind of a wiffle hockey baseball >> jimmy: wiffle hockey baseball >> yes >> jimmy: that's what she -- that's what pepper enjoys. >> that's what she's into. >> jimmy: yeah and how does this work >> she holds a bat i hit the ball to her with a a hockey stick, and she hits it [ light laughter ] hopefully, hopefully >> jimmy: what do you mean, hopefully? it's going to work this will be great all right, what can i do to help anything just get out of the way? >> duck. >> jimmy: okay, yeah [ laughter ] good man, good man all right, cool. perfect. you want to just give her the bat and go for it? >> here we go. ready? all right. ♪ get in your spot, right here stay there stay got to trash talk sometimes. >> jimmy: yea

soju bottles over price, no more looking at a price tag, hey ♪ ♪ for all the speakers, soju over ice, a pound, we eat and sweet ♪ ♪ benefits and jealous and with over competitive, me me me me ♪ sos, sops, have a greatful for the trails that were blazed by my mom and grandma we go back to where we came, paper, paper sogi ♪ if you have a problem over ice, give them good advise. ♪ flowing like the sited, when you know you nice ♪ ♪ get your money from these dummies, sell your bottles offer ice ♪ ♪ no more looking at the price tag. ♪ i bought some speakers and a mic, sold your bottles over ice. ♪ no more looking at a price tag. ♪ easy peacy like a bike. san francisco, you look beautiful. you looking so good. so good, so good, soju over ice. shout out to my korean americans one more time. what's good. okay for this last one, i'm going to take my jacket off, that party song got me all turned up. all right for this last song, it's called soul mates. but i wanted to tell you what it means to be asian-american singer producer songwriter, i'm just thankful that i don't have to be the first to be

hey, over there. hey, hey, 11:00, 11:00. [ sound of gunfire ] >> now, again, we don't know who did that or why, but we wanted to make sure we told you about what we found. >>> next, one of my favorite guests, historian and author, doris concerns goodwin. she's win about some of the most important moments in our country's history. she'll talk about the moment we're in now, the moment to ban books in libraries. she's a national treasure. >>> dianne feinstein, how her declining health and apparent cognitive difficulties have exposed tensions among democrats about how to address or discuss her condition. stments) nope. we u use diversified strategies to position our clients' portfolios for their long-term goalals. (other money manager) but you still sell investments that generate high commissions for you, right? (fisher ininvestments) no, we don't sell commission products. wewe're a fiduciary, obligated to act in our client's best interest. (other money manager) so when do you make more money, only when y

hey, we're progressive here. i identify as a mom, so there.ids. >> i did not know you did your own laundry. [laughter] >> greg: last word to you joey you already made a bomb joke so i can't go there. >> yeah. >> greg: i honestly had -- i faked a family emergency to get out of the debate. i was on road if dalton state college, from adult ton georgia, nothing to pollute there. i was going to fail miserably for never showing up to class. so i walked to the mall and there was this dude in a blown onform and i signed on the at that timed line and my ass got hauled off to paris island. if you could just disappear for a day, i would have never become a marine. so i can impa thigh with a stupidity i was too until i became a marine but the real idiot here is the boyfriend. because apparently she told her boyfriend she was abducted and he believed it, too. so if you believe that, the really fit guy who says is her trainer is not her trainer. you need on think about it. >> wow, really? >> yeah, yeah and those pictures he sent. >> greg: he always offers t

hey! stop! hey, stop! >> i was dancing. she was right in front of me. we had front row seats so she was right in front of me singing "bad blood" one of my favorite songs. >> kelly, a third grade teacher and mom, said she was enjoying the best concert of her life when she said a security guard interrupted the fun. >> he just kept telling me to stop. he kept telling me to calm down, not to dance. i guess she noticed and she yelled at him and told him to leave me alone and that i wasn't doing anything wrong. >> stop! >> the security guard had no idea what was going on. i said, hey, taylor is talking to you. he quickly, he disappeared. he left. >> kelly, self-proclaimed swifty, camping out before her summer concert back in 2014 and now says her fandom has come full circle. >> i think it meant so much to everybody else. her fans know she has our back. >> over night the super fan getting another chance to shake it off attending swift's final soldout show at philly's lincoln financial field. that was really nice

soju bottles over price, no more looking at a price tag, hey ♪ ♪ for all the speakers, soju over ice, a pound, we eat and sweet ♪ ♪ benefits and jealous and with over competitive, me me me me ♪ sos, sops, have a greatful for the trails that were blazed by my mom and grandma we go back to where we came, paper, paper sogi ♪ if you have a problem over ice, give them good advise. ♪ flowing like the sited, when you know you nice ♪ ♪ get your money from these dummies, sell your bottles offer ice ♪ ♪ no more looking at the price tag. ♪ i bought some speakers and a mic, sold your bottles over ice. ♪ no more looking at a price tag. ♪ easy peacy like a bike. san francisco, you look beautiful. you looking so good. so good, so good, soju over ice. shout out to my korean americans one more time. what's good. okay for this last one, i'm going to take my jacket off, that party song got me all turned up. all right for this last song, it's called soul mates. but i wanted to tell you what it means to be asian-american singer producer songwriter, i'm just thankful that i don't have to be the first to be

hey kevin. hey, keith. hey, you know courtney. hey jackie, you didn't respond to that email. let's talk about it, but haven't made me communication communication. you have to have that communication back and forth. that's a said you had to touch with somebody bid touch with you. you're in touch with me. you're normally not going to miss up. you can't, you can't be, i'm i, you can take a nap for 45 minutes avenue, right? oh no, no, i have a new meeting. you know, you can't be on a pallet on all morning long. you know, what the us does do is we work more hours. that's for sure. a lot of the remote i was looking at this, a lot of the remote works in the start and korea in eastern europe. but the, but the us we, we gain on that in addition to that, we're like red lining, the amount of hours we're working. my right now you're, you're probably working like what? 14 hours a day, remotely, or some days. probably working on weekends as well. saturday, sunday morning like you normally used to go to maybe church or bridge that phone is ringing. you're like, oh ma'am, have a pen k o, you

hey! hey, let's get out! over there! over there! >> intense fighting, they're the soldiers eye view of a battle for a city that has become a symbol of ukrainian resistance, as well as a potential focal point for the next phase of the war. cnn's sam kiley is in ukraine for us tonight. he joins us now. sam, i know you have to see the video we played as well. based on what your sources are telling you, is that what is happening all around talking -- l? or what is it look like? >> well i've been speaking to members of the international legion who have soldiers fighting in bakhmut, and they do describe it being exactly like that. incidentally, that voice you hear there is, to my ear, undoubtedly, english, southern english, probably essex or east london. so, it does narrow it down, the type of person who is fighting there in terms of where they may come from. clearly, it's very intense. that fighting is brutal, it is daily. they tell me that they're frequently trying to get the russians to invest in two houses which have already been pre-

hey, lisa. hey, jobina. >> good morning.5 in oakland, 54 half moon bay and the city, it will be sunny. but look at the winds already 52. santa rosa and looking at the winds gusting to over 25 miles an hour in our inland valleys, mainly 60s 50s at the coast. kumasi thank you, lisa. >> now it's time for live with kelly and mark and we'll be back at 11 for midday live. we hope to see you then. have a good morning ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "live with kelly and mark!" today, check it out. we have "the family stallone" plus, i love mom week continues with a new look for laurie gelman courtesy of daughter misha. and get ready for round two of mark's italian soccer adventure. all next on "live!" and now, here are kelly ripa and mark consuelos! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

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but hey, exactly. so yeah, but it's been a, it's been a really crazy thing to go from being a comedian with like an ethnic family and background. and then if you don't say the exact jokes the radical left wants you to say you become a racist, a white supremacist comedian, regardless of your persian heritage. well, and that's, that's what has been so interesting to watch this development. because how has this politically correct or walk move it not only affected your career, but affected comedy as a whole? well, i'll tell you all bad ideas somehow started in college and college used to be a place where george carlin build his comedy special out of college because they were ready to rock and roll in here all the outlanders things. but somehow college became a breeding ground for safe space is getting offended. standing up for your rights being a victim, even though that's not really happening. so my comedy shows were attacked on college campuses 1st. now that was going back about 67 years ago. and then t

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