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la dee da, la dee da. the new york yankees have their own cologne.de from the most expensive ingredients of all the competing colognes. this is "the lbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. welcome to the report. good to see you here. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. good to you have with us, please, nation. folks, -- >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: okay, folks. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. you make me so happy. will you make me the luckiest host in the world, and be my audience for the rest of my life? (cheers and applause) >> stephen: so, when are you having kids. nation, you probably heard, there's a huge international crisis brewing. no, not in syria, we're still ignoring that. (laughter) this times there's big trouble in big china. >> the obama administration trying to diffuse a diplomatic crisis developing this morning wi

. ♪ she's just like you and me ♪ ♪ [ inaudible ] ♪ ♪ la, la la dee, la la dee, la la da ♪ >> la dee day. >> stephanie: fifty minutes after the hour. jim, did you see mitt romney flip flopped -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> what. >> stephanie: of course i didn't say fema should be cut. of course not. [♪ mysterious music ♪] . >> it's your imaginations. [ mocking laughter ] . >> of course i didn't say that, of course not. >> stephanie: i have always been for fully funding fema. >> of course we are. >> of course. >> stephanie: kevin in orange county, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, kevin. >> hey, gang. two things i'll make them quick. with the chris christie thing, i have malice of forethought that he is doing this with any kind of cynical thoughts but i do think now if and when he does criticize obama in the future it is going hit hard -- >> stephanie: yeah, but that will be tough for him to do before the election -- >> caller: i don't think it is going to happen before the election at all. i'm saying in the next couple of years, if he criticizes obama, because now he h

♪ la-dee-da it's nice. we like it. okay, let's move on. >> oh my lord, on national television. know. >> it's a horse of a different color! >> moving on in this half hour, on a much, much more serious note -- >> boys are bad today. >> -- custody out in los angeles in connection with an arson spree. police say that man right there is responsible for about 50 fires over a four-day period. we're going to find out if there is a possible motive, again, this is just a suspect in the case. >> right. >>> in "today's health" revving up your energy for 2012. we've got some great ways from short bursts of exercise to power foods to help you find the energy you need to get things done in 2012, whether it's finding a heart or a brain or courage. >> i'm sorry, tamron. ♪ oh, ee, oh, yo, ho >> i can't believe i've subjected myself to this. >> i know, i know, okay. i love your coat by the way, tom ran. >> thank you. >> i love your scarf. what is the furry thing on your collar? >> i'm one of the monkeys. >> this is plaid. >> anyway, we also are going to be talking about losing weight and we have

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neil: well, la dee da. >> you know how important that is.neil: very important. >> that is where 60% of the spending is. if we have presidential leadership we could reform this bloated tax code. we have to take on social security, medicaid and edict care -- medicare, they be out of control if we don't control them. but we cannot get things done in the congress without presidential leadership, right now, as much as i like president obama, he does not work with congress. he does not make calls to congress. he does not in many cases bring us down to talk to us about our concerns and how do we work together. you can't do it. you have to have a president that works for everyone, not just the democratic or republican parties. neil: i will put you down as a maybe on president obama, then? >> let me put it this way, i like the man personally, but he does not have the background that mitt romney has to turn this country around, get us back on our economic feet, he has done it everywhere he has gone. neil: all right senator thank you very much. he leav

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la-de-da. introducing you to dee and her friends. these girls all go to fashion school in new york city.hey designed their own beautiful fashions. each one comes with a little story about each girl. and in there is also something -- an accessory that the girls can make at home. just some things around the house. really inspiring that creativity. >> that's a lot of fun. and legos. >> lego introduced the friends line this year. it's fabulous. i love it. we have mia and catherine. it's really all about how girls play with building, with construction. they love to play and display. >> lots of pink. that's perfect. >> and they're riding their horses and taking care of it. i absolutely love this line. it is flying off shelves. >> what about these? >> we love arts and crafts. this is the rcrayola marker airbrush. you can put it on paper, fabric, windows. i'm going to pump this up. it's all air powered and you'll just spray. >> let's see. i can hear it. so it will make -- >> it will make these designs. you also put washable markers in here. if you want to do it on fabric or windows. it washes of

dee and her friends. the collection of dolls is called la-di-da. >> la-di-da. >> right here in new york city.llection called la-di-da. okay. so she's beautiful. they're actually wearing their sweet 16 collection. >> they are cute. a little inappropriate but cute. >> teenager mutant ninja turtles. they are back. they're coming back. >> new episodes? >> all new. >> whoa. >> so cool. and look at this. >> oh, my. >> this is the secret play set. this is awesome. we have our sewer level, our street level, our rooftops, 20 different ninja activities for them to do. it's awesome. >> wow. >> now, that would be a little pricey, right? >> it is a little pricey but you get a lot of play out of it. >> a lot for it. okay. >> okay. so monsters are so popular. there's that virtual world, moshi monsters. we can bring it to life with bobble bots. >> bobble bots. >> we have these little robotic kind of those bobble heads robots. and they go around. >> oh, cool. >> right? really, really cute. >> that is cute. >> what do they do? >> they go around. >> go around. >> they can put this any way then to arrange where

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da cartas, y les pregunta a los niños, eso es una mente enferma. >>> en febrero del 2011, el superintendente dee los Ángeles, fue informado que el maestro era investigado por abuso, laiato, pero el sospechoso dijo que su despido no era justificado y obtuvo una indemnización de 40 mil dólares. >>> por su parte el segundo profesor implicado en el escándalo miramonte, que fue acusado de cometer 3 actos lascivos contra una estudiante en el 2009, fue dejado libre, después de pagar una fianza de 200 mil dólares. >>> hoy el nuevo personal docente de la escuela miramonte trataba de volver a la normalidad, pero se infomró que había otro profesor acusado de abuso infantil. >>> las fuertes presiones, sobre todo, religiosas, obligaron al presidente barack obama a cambiar el proyecto de plan de salud, el presidente ofreció un compromiso para ofrecer la libertad religiosa, sin discriminar a las mujeres. >>> el presidente barack obama anunció un cambio dentro de su proceso de ley de salud. >>> se protegerá la libertad religiosa y a la vez la ley, no discriminará contra las mujeres, el presidente también estuvo bajo ataque de los republicanos. >>> vamos a proteger a las mujeres, y

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dee and her friends. the collection of dolls is called la-di-da. >> la-di-da. >> right here in new york city.wesome. we have our sewer level, our street level, our rooftops, 20 different ninja activities for them to do. it's awesome. >> wow. >> now, that would be a little pricey, right? >> it is a little pricey but you get a lot of play out of it. >> a lot for it. okay. >> okay. so monsters are so popular. there's that virtual world, moshi monsters. we can bring it to life with bobble bots. >> bobble bots. >> we have these little robotic kind of those bobble heads robots. and they go around. >> oh, cool. >> right? really, really cute. >> that is cute. >> what do they do? >> they go around. >> go around. >> they can put this any way then to arrange where they're going, reset the play pattern. >> okay. fun. >> you get that, hoda? >> is it fun? >> yeah. >> all right. >> so let's stick with the monster theme one more second. retro marbles, now we have monster marbles. so the marbles, you move them just like marbles. they're really cool. they're also very collectible. kids will want to collect the

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. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller -- ♪ she's not like you and me ♪ ♪ la da da dee, la da dee, da, dahe more. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. meredith in california. you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> hi, i wanted to say a few things about the president obama is cool commercial. i thought it was one of ours. >> i know. >> he looks like the most interesting man in the world. [ laughter ] >> and i think we should -- i think we should coauthor it, and when it says are you better off than you were? and if not, please vote for a democrat in the senate. >> yes, the least interesting man in the world and the most interesting man. and at the end, go yes, we are better off. here are the statistics. >> yeah. >> oh, by the way, boner talking about for the first time ever in history, the campaigning is for some -- >> what? >> talking about actual issues that affects actual people. >> to try to make this a political issue is pathetic. >> it is a political issue, you were going to let student loan rates double. >> dana said bush had a very different outlook on thes