and we call him tv's andy levey but really he is everyone's andy levey. it is andy levey, everyone. >> not really. >> and next to pea is -- next to me is actor and writer and you can see him on comedy central. well -- welcome. >> thank you for having me. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> they got what they deserved. a teddy bear. the university of michigan canceled the screening of "american sniper" after almost 300 people complained. instead padding ton will be shown. yes paddington the movie based on the book. students accused the school of tolerating dangerous muslim anti-propaganda by showing "american sniper" they complained middle eastern characters in the film do not let an ounce of hue machine tee and it is unsafe to middle eastern and north african students. the group that oversees the activities express deeper regret saying while our intent was to show a film the impact of the con at the present time was harmful and made students feel unsafe and unwelcome at our program. here is what students can look forward to instead of "americ

>> and usually andy levey is in the corner sleeping it off. why do you think people are choosing not to have first dates at bars? >> i don't think these are dates. i don't think these are first dates. this is a meet up to see if you want to go on a date. these are people who never met in real life so what they from doing is saying hey have a cup of coffee. back in my day you would put on a tuxy -- tuxedo and take a lady to the opera. and then we would take a trip on the orient express. if they are compatible they go to dinner and if not it is a quick cup of coffee. >> do you think the reason the bathrooms are always occupied and the sound behind the door is people are using them for first aide? >> there is nothing like romance when you are exchanging odd glances while waiting for the bathroom always occupied. i want to know where was this survey taken? in a sur burr ban mall in middle america? cheesecake factory, this chain, that chain. nobody i know would go there. and i am canadians and we don't have these. >> i am just glad i am not dating

the only tv endorsed by andy levey. if you are watching a tv it is andy levey's tv. >>> live from america's news headquarters i'm kelly wright. the captain at the helm of a migrant ship that sank near libya is now behind bars. he and one crew member were taken into custody while on board a rescue boat carrying 27 survivors. an italian prosecutor said the captain is facing several charges including favoring illegal immigration. migrants are trapped on multiple levels when the ship capsized on saturday. as many as 900 people are feared dead. >>> a muslim couple in alabama reports that their 20-year-old daughter has been recruited by islamic state mill lants via the -- militants via the internet. they are intent on traveling to syria to join isis. it comes on the case of the heels of another case in minnesota where six men are charged with terrorism after attempting the same thing. >> what is remarkable about this case is that nothing stopped these defendants from pursuing their goal. they never stopped plotting another wa

it is andy levey. and he is married to his work and by that he is married to a comedian. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> think globally, litter locally. thousands attended the earth day celebration in washington, dc which was billed as an event quote to inspire citizens, to take action and to protect our planet and its people. but screw the monkeys. the good intentions were over flowing. and so were the trashcans. that's disgusting. mobs of environmentally conscious citizens came to listen to performers like mary j bliej and fallout boy. they were discussing the threat of global warming and they left the place a total mess. look who was forced to clean out the garbage. >> and we weep for them here tonight. >> all right, so let's start with you. you like to throw trash on the ground. >> oh yeah. >> am i right about that? >> i am a huge slob. was this celebration well meaning or totally .less? pointless? >> totally pointless. the point of the can and people leaving their garbage everywhe

the only tv endorsed by andy levey. if you are watching a tv it is andy levey's tv.e." >>> kendal crossed the finish line first at the saint -- st. louis marathon. she had her title taken away when it was found out she cheated. the post dispatch reports she did not register at anytime on the route and a review of last year's photos failed to turn up i'm midges on the course. -- images on the course. she was third in that one. her spot in the boston marathon today was vacated and she was sentenced to life in prison. lisa let's start there. why? why would she do this? first of all even if -- with all of the electronic scoring mechanisms how could she think she would get away with it? >> i don't understand why you have to involve other people and organizations. on saturday you can get your workout gear on. let everybody else think you were working out. there is no need to get everybody else involved. guys that cheat, you never know know -- they are always going to get caught. why do they -- especially her. they do the checkpoint. >> by the way let me save you trouble. i

i am andy levey. >> we weren't sure. we were hopeful, but now we know for a fact. >> can i have my cigar please? >> we need to get rid of all men. >> just not this one. >> jk! >> now the thrilling conclusion. >> welcome to "red eye." i'm tom kodder. her accent is thicker than a kardashian skull. i am here with imus in the morning business contributor dagen mcdowell. and she is rounder than a square peg in a hole, joanne noah chin ski. and he has fewer emotions than a roomba. it is andy levey. and next to me is comedian jim norton. his new stand up special airs friday at 10:00 p.m. eastern on epix and epixhd.com. i can't recommend it higher. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> president obama has disappointed a per coshes second grader. an 8-year-old peter penned a letter to the first lady michelle obama, about ketchup at school. the letter obtained states dear michelle obama, i think you should rethink your idea that takes us to one ketchup packet per meal. i feel it is taking away from our prism toward amer

andy levey speaks the truth about chem trails. i understand why people are googling how old is hillary clinton. you don't want a 92-year-old woman running the country i don't think. i think it is important -- >> is she 92? >> look, all i know is she uses a walker. and she is very very, very old. i think 92 is a nice round number. >> and she is very secretive about her health history is she not? she was fainting and she had all of the issues and it was all secrets. >> and she is also an obvious panderer and she is a dishonest -- she is a thief. she appropriates stuff like yesterday her language was such that she -- i don't know if you heard this but talking about the top 1 percent. i half expected her to come out and say she was native american or half native american. it was obvious what she was doing. >> we know the clintons. they were try an giew laters. this is what bill clinton was so good at. will she have to go all the way to the left, joanne this is that just to get the nomination and then she will go back sph. >> she will

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i'm tv's andy levey. let's welcome our guests. she is one of the reasons i am missing the ncaa championship game. the panelist rtz other reasons. i am here with forbes.com contributor terry sheffield and joanne know saw nosuchunsky. and his facial hair was the center fold in beards monthly. it is comedian joe devito. his comedy album, first day with joe deviailable on amazon and itunes and he is more american that manifest destiny. concerned veterans for america ceo and fox news contributor. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> well, they opposite of nailed it. "rolling stone" apologized and retracted their story of an alleged gang remember at the university of virginia after an independent review called it a journalistic failure. the scathing report leveled the blame at the magazine from top to bottom. it found among other things that rolling stone didn't try hard enough to track down the man accused of orchestrating the assault and relied too much on the so-called victim jackie. here is one of the authors of the revi

it is tv's andy levey. and it is his first time so i will go gentle. i am here with a first time guest. you can hear him weekday morning on imus in the morning. you can't spell his name without that dude. next to me is former michigan congressman thadius mccodder. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> could he be our first chip n dale in chief? he appeared an annual competition with some of his teammates performing a burlesque routine and yes he had great abs. here is a video from their performance. >> they were clearly very talented. actually we only have a photo sadly. rubio is in front right there of the letter o in cobra. the name of the school's mascot. he and his powells were -- he and his pals were going for the name king cobra. one year he performed lionel richie's song "still" and he was voted second to last. very sad. jill will rubio's burlesque past make him more likable? >> perhaps. i certainly am not going to judge him. if we think of high school, i know in 19neent 3 there was a lip-sync to "shoop" we thought was awesome at the

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and tv's andy levey. and that beard is so awesome it must have been appointed by scientology. next to me, former navy seal and fbi agent jonathon gilliam. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> it's finally here. hillary clinton officially kicked off her presidential campaign on sunday with a rousing speech in front of an enthusiastic crowd. just kidding. she released a video. >> i am running for president. americans have fought their way back from tough economic times but the deck is still stacked in favor of those at the top. everyday americans want a champion and i can be that champion. you can do more than get by. you can get ahead and stay ahead because when families are strong , america is strong. so i'm hitting the road to earn your vote because it's your time, and i hope you'll join me on this journey. >> meanwhile hillary's presidential logo is drawing attention much negative. the fine folks at wikileaks accuse the clinton campaign of theft accusing the hillary campaign of stealing their logo design. compare. they compared it to a hospital sign saying finall

and it is tv's andy levey. and it is the dorky kid brother and comic, joe devito. there it is first date and his last. it is his comedy album. it is very good. it is available on amazon and itunes. get it immediately. and you may recognize him as the satisfied customer from every car rental commercial. "reason" magazine editor-in-chief matt welch. there it is. and check out the latest issue. it says don't tread on my internet, bra. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> indeed it is. gay couples can now have pizza at their wedding. has wound -- that's wonderful. they have made changes to the controversial objections law. >> in reaching an agreement to clarify the law which will unequivocally state in the vongest possible -- in the strongest terms that indiana law will not be able to discriminate against anyone, anywhere anytime. we are hoping to put an end to the misrepresentation of what this law may be and it is more of a miss perception is a better word. >> unless they are gay. >> it prohibits using the law as a legal defense for refusing to provide se

tv's andy levey. i pinched his cheeks in the green room because look at him, he is adorable. sam morrell is here and he will be recording an album in the underground. he agrees with me a lot and that's why i like him. tv writer and producer rob long and he is the founder of ricochet.com. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> we start with trevor noah. more people are coping in "the daily show" host defense after his jokes were deemed anti-sametic and sexist. there was a series of 53 tweets on tuesday night and i will now read all of them. not really. the actor and comedian began with a joke question, why did the man throw butter out of the window? answer, he wanted to see butterfly. he went on to explain man in my previous tweet should not be construed as privileged, massage nighs and anti-trans or mention of said man's race orie lig general. it could be an african-american man or asian or anyone. at the end he reminded his audience, jokes should always entertain every single person who hears them. finally welcome to comedy in 2015. i thought there was more. >> sam

i'm tv's andy levey. let's welcome our guests.he ncaa championship game. the panelist rtz other reasons. i am here with forbes.com contributor terry sheffield and joanne know saw nosuchunsky.

it is andy levey. and he was disappointed to arrive at a drought stricken levy. with me is jim me falaw. he is the author of "follow that car" a cob be's guide to conquering fears achieving dreams and finding a public restroom. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> the ridiculous six just lost 12. a dozen native american actors walked off the set of adam sandler's latest project because they found depictions of their culture offensive. according to indian country today media network call your cable provider, at issue is insults to tribal women and characters including characters called bieber's breath and no bra and a woman urinating while smoking a peace pipe. one woman said nothing has changed. we are still just hollywood indians. a netflix spokesperson says the movie has "ridiculous" in it for a reason because it is ridiculous. it is a broad satire of western movies fee fiewring a diverse cast that is not only part of, but in on the joke. are we in on the joke? i can't believe it. i think this is the first adam sandler movie with taste lest jokes. >

and tv's andy levey. he is a white treat. and macky of the mac joe mackey. jay a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> it takes a village of wealthy donors. the new york times reports hillary clinton is expected to spend $2.5 billion to be president. to put that in perspective that's double on what i spend on weed in a year. thank you. that's also $40 for every vote based on the number of votes it took for obama to win re-election. meanwhile clinton is drawing huge crowds of reporters. here is the media chasing the scooby van. >> they are going to the back. we are not -- you can see the media running behind me here to chase the scooby van. and she is going around to the back. >> wow. >> we will see her soon. >> guy in the orange pants is pretty quick. alex, i'm looking at these people -- wow! orange pants is really outnumbered now. >> it is like "world war z." who is in the van with her? one direction? >> they are awaiting her arrival at the mall. they can't vote. they can't even read. she will spend $2.5 billion. 1* that enough? >> she needs to win. she already lost once, s

this is tv's andy levey. >> i think i would smuggle the baby. >> how do you feel about that? it out of context it sounds bad. >> you don't have to kill it. >> something we wouldn't do on this show. or would that be good? >> every time i do i feel not only does a piece of me die, but a spirit of a spartan warrior dies. >> and now the thrilling conclusion. >> hello. i am walter kern. let's welcome our guests. she nicknamed her liver the black dalia. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. fogy jew -- foxy jews alert foxy news jews.

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