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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, rob lowe. tonight, rami yusef and music from dawes. and now, rob lowe! >> rob: welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your host for the night, rob lowe, or as people at the airport call me, "john stamos." today starts the sixth month of quarantine for many of us. and this time has been especially tedious for me because unlike most people, i don't drink. here's a fun fact, playing boggle without wine? insufferable. when you get sober, they tell you to take it "one day at a time." but no one prepared me for the fact that it would be the same day at a time for six months straight. but being home hasn't been all bad. my two adult sons moved back in with us during the pandemic. i'm basically living in a failed tv pilot, and i know about that kind of thing. honestly though, we've really bonded over the past few months, had a lot of chats about life lessons. like, i think it's important for dads to be open about their failures. which was easy for me, i told them to go on youtube and search for "rob lowe

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live, with guest host, lil rel. tonight, yvonne orji and music from riley. and now, here's lil rel. >> what's going on, i'm your guest, lil rel, i am hostin' a talk show. this is on my bucket list of things i wanted to do in my career. this is amazing. one of my other bucket list things was going to the oscars. jimmy made sure i got there. you got me to the oscars, and you got me a hosting job. but this is really dope, we got this airbnb, this is where we at. this is not the studio, i thought that's what it would be, a live studio audience and talking to people, but nah, i'm in this random airbnb in west hollywood. and, with a family still here, because you know, we all quarantined. people are still renting out airbnbs in quarantine, but they still there, too. it's just a whole weird situation. but that's not the weirdest thing going on, to be honest with you, the republican national convention is going on, and that is a very weird experience, to be honest with you. like, if you don't want to be irritated or you get

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, david spade. tonight, lauren lapkus and music from the avett brothers. and now, here's david spade! >> david: hey, guys, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live," wow, it's me again, david spade, wah, wah. what a ripoff, right? my second night at uncle jimmy's creepy dungeon. so excited to be here. they never even let me leave. this is a big gig for me. if it goes well, i can charge a little extra on my cameo. mee-mop. it's not as fun to throw coffee in a pa's face when it bounces off the face shield. in the end, who really suffers? you, the american people, right, guillermo? there he is. >> guillermo: that's right! >> david: that's it? hey, by the way, what's going on in that room? a little bleak there, you got a couch and a plant. is that a house or a crate and barrel that went out of business? >> guillermo: look, it's my meditation room. you know? >> david: that's nice, i'm glad you're meditating. i know you're working up to 45 seconds a day on this. all right, thank you, guillermo, it's good to see you.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, kerry washington. tonight, stacey abrams. and music from chloe and halle. and now, kerry washington. >> welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host kerry washington -- outside once again in the summer heat. i had a great time hosting last night and i'm excited to be here again. although in the three seconds enten byosquitoes. had a greatok sekk, with my dad earl washington, but jimmy kimmel has an amazing sidekick of his own and i have him here tonight. how are you doing guillermo? >> guillermo: i'm doing great, you look beautiful. >> oh, thank you, you know i try to clean up for you always. >> guillermo: thank you very much. >> i wanted to ask you, i am the 13th guest host so far this summer. so honestly, where do i rank? >> guillermo: from the bottom of my heart, you're number one, you're the best. >> number one. >> guillermo: that's right! >> woo, number one, for your sake i really hope billy eichner doesn't see this. >> guillermo: no, i think he's on vacation. >> i have to be honest, i was

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, ben platt. tonight, zendaya, and music from muna and the knocks. and now, ben platt. >> hello, and welcome to jimmy kimmel live. i'm your guest host, ben platt. i'm what's known as a triple threat. i sing, i act, and i post absolutely savage yelp reviews. i've also won a tony, an emmy, and a grammy. and i was one of time's 100 most influential people, which means i am now above the law in perpetuity! what's that? i'm being told that is not in fact the case. but it was crazy. i was on the same list with lebron james and kim jong un. between us we have 1 tony award, 3 nba championships and thousands of human rights violations. it's weird. i'm used to performing in front of big, loving audiences in rooms filled with applause and laughter. now here i am doing a show alone in an empty house, and the slight wrinkling of a masked cameraman's eyes is the only way i can tell if any of this is funny! and i see a smattering of wrinkle. all right. but not to worry, if anything goes wrong tonight, i have a g

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, jason derulo. tonight, luke bryant and our health care hero of the week, and now, here's jason derulo. >> hello and welcome to jimmy kimmel live, i'm your guest host jason derulo. you probably know me from listening to my music, or watching me on tiktok. and if you don't know who i am you're -- old. i hate to be the one to break it to you, but it's true. if you follow me on tiktok, you know my dog ice. he pops up on there quite a bit. and since this is my first late night monologue, i asked him if he'd judge my material to see how funny i am. ice, how was my opening joke? >> dammit. only a two? ok at least there's room for improvement. we have to enjoy tiktok while we still got it. because the president wants to get rid of it. no one really knows why. personally i think it's because he tried the "i'm a savage" dance and got zero likes. but losing tik tok would be disastrous. without it, where else would we spend time on the internet? besides youtube, twitter, facebook, instagram, linked-in and snap

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with anthony anderson. tonight, d.l. hughley, and bubba wallace, and now, anthony anderson! >> anthony: hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." my name is anthony anderson. this is my second night in a row guest hosting the show. i actually do a lot here on abc. i'm on "black-ish," "to tell the truth," and for the past 11 years, i've been playing the role of george stephanopolis on "good morning america." i have to be honest, i'm feeling a little sentimental tonight. we looked it up, and this is my 41st appearance on this show. it was sweet, the staff gave me a cake today with candles and everything. but then i blew on it and we had to throw it away. y'all could have let me eat the damn cake myself. this is the worst summer in recorded history and continues to roll on. i remember the old days when having a bad summer just meant you sat in poison ivy. in 2020, itchy ass is your best case scenario. remember that movie, "i know what you did last summer?" they should make one about this summer. only this time, the killer i

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, anthony anderson. tonight, yara shahidi and corey bush. and now, anthony anderson. >> welcome to jimmy kimmel live, i'm anthony anderson. and i will be your guest host for the night. again. for the third time this summer. you know, when i told jimmy that i'm always happy to fill in for him, i didn't literally mean always. but i do wanna say thanks to jimmy, having to put on pants and haul my ass back to this abandoned house was by far the best birthday present i got. for those of you who don't know, i turned 50 on saturday, which was a lot of fun. we did one of those drive by parties. where i grew up in compton, you didn't want to be associated with a drive by. but this was fun. my friends and family shouted muffled "happy birthdays" from their cars while wearing festive masks. it was like my own personal version of "the masked singer." who is that, my mama or chaka khan? and this was an extra special birthday for me, because on friday, i got a star on the hollywood walk of fame. of course, they say yo

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, sarah cooper. tonight, ben stiller, plus music from holly humberstone. and now, sarah cooper. >> hi, i'm sarah cooper and i have an announcement to make. i am not going to be the next vice president of the united states. it was down to me and kamala, but joe wanted to go with someone who has experience. but the good news is, i now have the night free to guest host this show. if you don't know who i am, that's okay, i don't know who you are either, so we're even. basically, i'm the reason your grandpa downloaded tiktok. but don't blame me. blame my nephews ryan and tyler. if they hadn't shown me tiktok, i never would've started lip-syncing a certain stable genius. >> because he hasn't taken any cognitive test because he couldn't take one. i took one very recently when i was, the radical left was saying, is he all there, is he all there? and i proved i was all there because i aced it. i aced the test. >> and they said a female president would be too emotional. "once a month she'll go crazy", they sai

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. >> i'm dan ashley, we appreciate your time, on >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, nikki glaser. tonight, paris hilton and phoebe robinson. and now, nikki glaser! >> welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm nikki glaser, your guest-host for the evening. i really can't believe i'm hosting a network late night talk show. alone. inside a weird house. with no laughter. wow, this is both the high and low point of my career. i want to thank jimmy for letting me host his show while he's on pregnancy leave. jimmy, i'm really happy you're keeping this one. the last time i saw jimmy was just a couple days before the quarantine when i taped an episode of who wants to be a millionaire where i accidentally locked in a wrong answer and this happened. no! no! no! >> no! >> the day after i taped that, i decided that instead of going back to my place in new york, i'd go to my parents' house in st. louis where i could stay for a week or two until this whole corona thing blew over. here's footage of my reaction when i realized viruses don't blow over. no! no! no! >> no! >>

right now on jimmy kimmel, guest host with >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, sebastian maniscalco. tonight, alex rodriguez, and our health care hero of the week. and now, here's sebastian maniscalco. >> sebastian: hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm sebastian maniscalco back again for a second night. they almost didn't let me do the show tonight. i showed up and someone took my temperature and it was 101°. i said listen, i'm italian. i run hot. but i'm a hypochondriac so i constantly think i got coronavirus. i'm walking around every day smelling my toilet and candles making sure i don't have this thing. they just told me that the ratings were fantastic last night, which is nice. i'm not complaining about that. but when i told my parents that, they said "why? "did the other two guys pass away?" my mom told me i was too stiff and that my suit didn't fit. and my dad wanted to know why i didn't mention my cousin's construction company. i'm just so glad to be working again. my days normally start out with the zoom preschool circle time song, "the jo

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, rob lowe. tonight, danny devito, and our new health care hero of the week. and now, rob lowe. >> rob: hello, and welcome to jimmy kimmel live. i'm your guest host, rob lowe. you probably know me from my work as an actor or as your mom's "hall pass." maybe even your dad's "hall pass." it's been a lifelong dream of mine to host a late night talk show. and while there is no audience or band or laughter, it is late at night, and i am talking, on a show. so technically speaking, my dream has come true! but i haven't been doing much during quarantine. i started a podcast "literally with rob lowe." check it out. other than that i've just been glued to the television. been watching a lot of baseball. i'm a huge dodger fan. have you seen this? because there are no fans, they're letting people pay have cardboard cutouts in the stands. i noticed the other day our cardboard cut outs had vanished. we thought through every possibility. were they stolen? maybe the dodgers had to cover them up, because clayton

right >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host, billy eichner. tonight, amy schumer and jaime harrison. and now, billy eichner. >> hi, everyone i'm your guest host billy eichner and welcome to another night of entertainment in our disease-ravaged, fascist state. bryan adams once sang "summer of '69" but this is the summer of n95. good evening, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." now, if you don't know me maybe you're looking at the screen and thinking "did john krasinski have some type of terrible accident?" but no, i'm billy eichner. i'm here filling in for jimmy kimmel tonight because when i think about who deserves two months off from work it's definitely public school teachers and the man who won an emmy for producing a one night reboot of "the jeffersons." of course, i'm here in los angeles, where this weekend i'll be participating in that classic summertime activity: mitigating risk. it's a confusing time here in hollywood. tv and films are slowly ramping up as productions try to answer the age-old question, is it possible to entertain american

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, sarah cooper.tone. and now, sarah cooper. >> hi, i'm sarah cooper and i have an announcement to make. i am not going to be the next vice president of the united states. it was down to me and kamala, but joe wanted to go with someone who has experience. but the good news is, i now have the night free to guest host ka i don'tnowh you e ther, so we're even. basically, i'm the reason your grandpa downloaded tiktok. but don't blame me. blame my nephews ryan and tyler. if they hadn't shown me tiktok, i never would've started lip-syncing a certain stable genius. >> because he hasn't taken any cognitive test because he couldn't take one. i took one very recently when i was, the radical left was saying, is he all there, is he all there? and i proved i was all there because i aced it. i aced the test. >> and they said a female president would be too emotional. "once a month she'll go crazy", they said. could you imagine? a president who only goes crazy once a month? but without a crazy president i wouldn't b

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, kerry washington.tacey abrams. and music from chloe and halle. and now, kerry washington. >> welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host kerry washington -- outside once again in the summer heat. i had a great time hosting last night and i'm excited to be here again. although in the three seconds since the show started, i have been bitten by 600 mosquitoes. last night i had a great joke coach, slash sidekick, with my dad earl washington, but jimmy kimmel has an amazing sidekick of his own and i have him here tonight. how are you doing guillermo? >> guillermo: i'm doing great, you look beautiful. >> oh, thank you, you know i try to clean up for you always. >> guillermo: thank you very much. >> i wanted to ask you, i am the 13th guest host so far this summer. so honestly, where do i rank? >> guillermo: from the bottom of my heart, you're number one, you're the best. >> number one. >> guillermo: that's right! >> woo, number one, for your sake i really hope billy eichner doesn't see this.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, rob lowe., danny devito, and our new health care hero of the week. and now, rob lowe. >> rob: hello, and welcome to jimmy kimmel live. i'm your guest host, rob lowe. you probably know me from my work as an actor or as your mom's "hall pass." or maybe even your dad's. it's been a lifelong dream of mine to host a late night talk show. and here we are with no audience, no band, no laughter. it is late night, and i am talking on a show. so technically speaking, my dream has come true! but i haven't been doing much during quarantine. i started a podcast "literally with rob lowe." check it out. other than that i've just been glued to the television. been watching a lot of baseball. i'm a huge dodger fan. maybe, have you seen this? because there are no crowds, they're letting fans pay to have cardboard cutouts of themselves put into the stands, my son and i did this for opening day. there we are. prominently seated right there behind home plate. look at that! a cardboard cutout has a better seat than

. ♪ >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by progressive. ♪ but come ye back when su-- dad. why's jamie here? it's sunday. sunday sing along. and he helped us get a home and auto bundle. he's been our insurance guy for five years now. he makes us feel like we're worth protecting. [ gasps ] why didn't you tell us about these savings, flo? i've literally told you a thousand times. ♪ oh, danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling ♪ i'm just gonna... ♪ from glen to glen when you order a hot-and-juicy quarter pounder. a normal amount of napkins, just won't do. ♪ ba da ba ba ba ♪ so here's to the strong, who trust in our performance and comfortable, long-lasting protection. because your strength is supported by ours. depend. the only thing stronger than us, is you. 'so go to see yoguys. because your strength is ho o here!by ours. are we on yet? oh... ♪ >> rob: welcome back to jimmy kimmel live i'm handsome men's club parliamentarian, rob lowe. make sure to join me back here tomorrow night. i'll be joined by romy youssef and have music from one of my favorite bands dawes. my

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, ben platt., zendaya, and music from muna and the knocks. and now, ben platt. >> hello, and welcome to jimmy kimmel live. i'm your guest host, ben platt. i'm what's known as a triple threat. i sing, i act, and i post absolutely savage yelp reviews. i've also won a tony, an emmy, and a grammy. and i was one of time's 100 most influential people, which means i am now above the law in perpetuity! what's that? i'm being told that is not in fact the case. but it was crazy. i was on the same list with lebron james and kim jong un. between us we have 1 tony award, 3 nba championships and thousands of human rights violations. it's weird. i'm used to performing in front of big, loving audiences in rooms filled with applause and laughter. now here i am doing a show alone in an empty house, and the slight wrinkling of a masked cameraman's eyes is the only way i can tell if any of this is funny! and i see a smattering of

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, rob lowe.ob lowe! >> rob: welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your host for the night, rob lowe, or as people at the airport call me, "john stamos." today starts the sixth month of quarantine for many of us. and this time has been especially tedious for me because unlike most people, i don't drink. here's a fun fact, playing boggle without wine? insufferable. when you get sober, they tell you to take it "one day at a time." but no one prepared me for the fact that it would be the same day at a time for six months straight. but being home hasn't been all bad. my two adult sons moved back in with us during the pandemic. i'm basically living in a failed tv pilot, and i know about that kind of thing. honestly though, we've really bonded over the past few months, had a lot of chats about life lessons. like, i think it's important for dads to be open about their failures. which was easy for me, i told them to go on youtube and search for "rob lowe academy awards 1989." and of course, we also get to s

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live, with guest host, lil rel.ht, yvonne orji and music from riley. and now, here's lil rel. >> what's going on, i'm your guest, lil rel, i am hostin' a talk show. this is on my bucket list of things i wanted to do in my career. this is amazing. one of my other bucket list things was going to the oscars. but let me tell you something. i'm going to tell you, at first i wasn't invited. jimmy made sure i got there. you got me to the oscars, and you got me a hosting job. but this is really dope, we got this airbnb, this is where we at. this is not the studio, i thought that's what it would be, a live studio audience and talking to people, but nah, i'm in this random airbnb in west hollywood. and, with a family still here, because you know, we all quarantined. people are still renting out airbnbs in quarantine, but they still there, too. it's just a whole weird situation. but that's not the weirdest thing going on, to be honest with you, the republican national convention is going on, and that is a very weird

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, jason derulo. tonight, luke bryant and our health care hero of the week, and now, here's jason derulo. >> hello and welcome to jimmy kimmel live, i'm your guest host jason derulo. you probably know me from listening to my music, or watching me on tiktok. and if you don't know who i am you're -- old. i hate to be the one to break it to you, but it's true. if you follow me on tiktok, you know my dog ice. he pops up on there quite a bit. and since this is my first late night monologue, i asked him if he'd judge my material to see how funny i am. ice, how was my opening joke? >> dammit. only a two? ok at least there's room for improvement. we have to enjoy tiktok while we still got it. because the president wants to get rid of it. no one really knows why. personally i think it's because he tried the "i'm a savage" dance and got zero likes. but losing tiktok would be disastrous. without it, where else would we spend time on the internet? besides youtube, twitter, facebook, instagram, linked-in and snapc

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, sebastian maniscalco.and our health care hero of the week. and now, here's sebastian maniscalco. >> sebastian: hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm sebastian maniscalco back again for a second night. they almost didn't let me do the show tonight. i showed up and someone took my temperature and it was 101°. i said listen, i'm italian. i run hot. but i'm a hypochondriac so i constantly think i got coronavirus. i'm walking around every day smelling my toilet and candles making sure i don't have this thing. they just told me that the ratings were fantastic last night, which is nice. i'm not complaining about that. but when i told my parents that, they said "why? "did the other two guys pass away?" my mom told me i was too stiff and that my suit didn't fit. and my dad wanted to know why i didn't mention my cousin's construction company. i'm just so glad to be working again. my days normally start out with the zoom preschool circle time song, "the joey's are here today." the joey's are here today. hip h

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with anthony anderson. tonight, d.l.e, and now, anthony anderson! >> anthony: hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." my name is anthony anderson. this is my second night in a row guest hosting the show. i actually do a lot here on abc. i'm on "black-ish," "to tell the truth," and for the past 11 years, i've been playing the role of george stephanopolis on "good morning america." i have to be honest, i'm feeling a little sentimental tonight. we looked it up, and this is my 41st appearance on this show. it was sweet, the staff gave me a cake today with candles and everything. but then i blew on it and we had to throw it away. y'all could have let me eat the damn cake myself. this is the worst summer in recorded history and continues to roll on. i remember the old days when having a bad summer just meant you sat in poison ivy. in 2020, itchy ass is your best case scenario. remember that movie, "i know what you did last summer?" they should make one about this summer.

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest tonight, yara shahidi and cori bush.erson. >> welcome to jimmy kimmel live, i'm anthony anderson. and i will be your guest host for the night. again. for the third time this summer. you know, when i told jimmy that i'm always happy to fill in for him, i didn't literally mean always. but i do wanna say thanks to jimmy, having to put on pants and haul my ass back to this abandoned house was by far the best birthday present i got. for those of you who don't know, i turned 50 on saturday, which was a lot of fun. we did one of those drive by parties. where i grew up in compton, you didn't want to be associated with a drive by. but this was fun. my friends and family shouted muffled "happy birthdays" from their ca wle weari pso ioof "thed singer." who is that, my mama or chaka khan? and this was an extra special birthday for me, because on friday, i got a star on the

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, nikki glaser.nikki glaser! >> nikki: welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm nikki glaser, your guest-host for the evening. i really can't believe i'm hosting a network late night talk show. alone. inside a weird house. with no laughter. wow, this is both the high and low point of my career. i want to thank jimmy for letting me host his show while he's on pregnancy leave. jimmy, i'm really happy you're keeping this one. the last time i saw jimmy was just a couple days before the quarantine when i taped an episode of who wants to be a millionaire where i accidentally locked in a wrong answer and this happened. no! no! no! >> no! >> nikki: the day after i taped that, i decided that instead of going back to my place in new york, i'd go to my parents' house in st. louis where i could stay for a week or two until this whole corona thing blew over. here's footage of my reaction when i realized viruses don't blow over. no! no! no! >> no!

. >> i'm dan ashley, we appreciate your time, on >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live,"ith guest host, nikki glaser. tonight, paris hilton and phoebe robinson. and now, nikki glaser! >> welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm nikki glaser, your guest-host for the evening. i really can't believe i'm hosting a network late night talk show. alone. inside a weird house. with no laughter. wow, this is both the high and low point of my career. i want to thank jimmy for letting me host his show while he's on pregnancy leave. jimmy, i'm really happy you're keeping this one. the last time i saw jimmy was just a couple days be

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, kerry washington. tonight, stacey abrams. and music from chloe and halle. and now, kerry washington. >> welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host kerry washington -- outside once again in the summer heat. i had a great time hosting last night and i'm excited to be here again. although in the three seconds enten byosquitoes. had a greatok sekk, with my dad earl washington, but jimmy kimmel has an amazing sidekick of his own and i have him here tonight. how are you doing guillermo? >> guillermo: i'm doing great, you look beautiful.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, david spade.us and music from the avett brothers. and now, here's david spade! >> david: hey, guys, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live," wow, it's me again, david spade, wah, wah. what a ripoff, right? my second night at uncle jimmy's creepy dungeon. so excited to be here. they never even let me leave. this is a big gig for me. if it goes well, i can charge a little extra on my cameo. mee-mop. you actually get a lot of power as a guest host, but it's harder to be a diva in a pandemic. it's not as fun to throw coffee in a pa's face when it bounces off the face shield. it's tough to host jimmy's show because i'm really his best guest. in the end, who really suffers? you, the american people, right, guillermo? there he is. >> guillermo: that's right! >> david: that's it? hey, by the way, what's going on in that room? a little bleak there, you got a couch and a plant. is that a house or a crate and barrel that went out of business? >> guillermo: look, it's my meditation room.

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host, billy eichner.harrison. and now, billy eichner. >> hi, everyone i'm your guest host billy eichner and welcome to another night of entertainment in our disease-ravaged, fascist state. bryan adams once sang "summer of '69" but this is the summer of n95. good evening, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." now, if you don't know me maybe you're looking at the screen and thinking "did john krasinski have some type of terrible accident?" but no, i'm billy eichner. i'm here filling in for jimmy kimmel tonight because when i think about who deserves two months off from work it's definitely public school teachers and the man who won an emmy for producing a one night reboot of "the jeffersons." of course, i'm here in los angeles, where this weekend i'll be participating in that classic summertime activity: mitigating risk. it's a confusing time here in hollywood. tv and films are slowly ramping up as productions try to answer the age-old question, is it possible to entertain americans without giving a communicable

. >> we appreciate your time, right >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, rob lowe. tonight, ramy youssef and music from dawes. and now, rob lowe! >> rob: welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your host for the night, rob lowe, or as people at the airport call me, "john stamos." today starts the sixth month of quarantine for many of us. and this time has been especially tedious for me because unlike most people, i don't drink. here's a fun fact, playing boggle without wine? insufferable. when you get sober, they tell you to take it "one day at a time." but no one prepared me for the fact that it would be the same day at a time for six months straight.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, sarah cooper. tonight, ben stiller, plus music from holly humberstone. and now, sarah cooper. >> hi, i'm sarah cooper and i have an announcement to make. i am not going to be the next vice president of the united states. it was down to me and kamala, but joe wanted to go with someone who has experience. but the good news is, i now have the night free to guest host this show. if you don't know who i am, that's okay, i don't know who you are either, so we're even. basically, i'm the reason your grandpa downloaded tiktok. but don't blame me. blame my nephews ryan and tyler. if they hadn't shown me tiktok, i never would've started lip-syncing a certain stable genius.