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i'm greg gutfeld. happy new year! >> happy new year! ♪ ♪ >>> hello, happy new year's eve. ic bolling with bob bob, greg gutfeld, dana perino and kimberly guilfoyle. >> just a few hours left until the new year and so let's get the party started. kimberly and bob will kick off the all american party at times square at 9:00 p.m. tonight. they will tell you what they have on tap so stay tuned but 2013 was a big year for the
i'm greg gutfeld. happy new year! >> happy new year! ♪ ♪ >>> hello, happy new year's eve. ic bolling with bob bob, greg gutfeld, dana perino and kimberly guilfoyle. >> just a few hours left until the new year and so let's get the party started. kimberly and bob will kick off the all american party at times square at 9:00 p.m. tonight. they will tell you what they have on tap so stay tuned but 2013 was a big year for the
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i'm greg -- i'm eric bolling with bob bob, greg gutfeld, dana perino and kimberly guilfoyle. >> just a few hours left until the new year and so let's get the party started. kimberly and bob will kick off the all american party at times square at 9:00 p.m. tonight. they will tell you what they have on tap so stay tuned but 2013 was a big year for the five. our producers have picked some of their favorite moments from the past year. we're here to show you. this is clip number one. and this is k.g. with her reaction to bob's confession. >> boxer or briefs? >> what about you bob? >> nothing. >> oh. >> what is the follow-up question? >> oh, god, it is so close to me. >> that is the funniest moment in the three years we've been on. >> so bob, i never look at you the same. >> but you didn't ask what i was talking about. >> we all know. commando. >> no, it was like speedos. >> now you are changing it. >> is that better? >> bob in a speedo or nothing at all, which is worse? >> not too far off. >> please wear that for new year's eve tonight. >> i will remember that. it was quite an experience.
i'm greg -- i'm eric bolling with bob bob, greg gutfeld, dana perino and kimberly guilfoyle. >> just a few hours left until the new year and so let's get the party started. kimberly and bob will kick off the all american party at times square at 9:00 p.m. tonight. they will tell you what they have on tap so stay tuned but 2013 was a big year for the five. our producers have picked some of their favorite moments from the past year. we're here to show you. this is clip number one. and this...
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if there is a drug that can make greg gutfeld do his job better, by god, he should do those drugs! (cheers and applause) please, keep looking, buddy, they're going find a cure. (laughter) so listen to the 5, kids, just do drugs. (laughter) and i'm not talking about recreationally, professionally! i mean case in point. you think i win all these awards because i'm good and i work hard? please! i am nothing but a flesh sack propped up by the wonders of big pharma! (laughter) for starters i take steroids just for the testicle shrinking. (laughter) left unchecked, my balls would keep growing like beaver teeth. (laughter) and obviously i've got to popped a ral to stay focused when people who aren't me are talking. (laughter) i take some ambien because i have trouble sleeping during the commercial breaks. then i just hit the basics-- centrum, soma, neuroin, the spice, glint, glimmer, jizadrine the wii, powdered rhino horn, the blue, boniva, flint stone's chewables, flint stone's spoz suppositories, front line flea and tick on the back of my neck so i can't lift it off and i've got a nuvar
if there is a drug that can make greg gutfeld do his job better, by god, he should do those drugs! (cheers and applause) please, keep looking, buddy, they're going find a cure. (laughter) so listen to the 5, kids, just do drugs. (laughter) and i'm not talking about recreationally, professionally! i mean case in point. you think i win all these awards because i'm good and i work hard? please! i am nothing but a flesh sack propped up by the wonders of big pharma! (laughter) for starters i take...
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i'm greg gutfeld.nyway, tonight's topic, "time" magazine says the slider rtz most influential burgers of all time. i'm not so sure about that, "time" the square fatty was the firstburg tore spawn a fast-food empire. the second most influential was mcdonalds followed by in-n-out and the burger king whopper. i saw you shaking your head like a crazy lady. i haven't seen the evidence of that, but what is your take on this? >> if the white castle burger was so influential why is everything else around? >> wendy's. >> wendy's has more curved corners. i don't eat burgers. >> you don't eat burgers ? >> no, i eat a lot. >> what is your favorite? >> fast-food, the whopper. >> because it is flame broiled? >> yes jie. do you believe it is actually flame broiled? >> no, but in my head. >> burger king, the best thing they do, chicken sandwich. it is perfect, the bun, the mayo. >> i like their vegetarian burger. >> you are a vegetarian that puts you at a disadvantage. not only with this show, but life. >> i still kil
i'm greg gutfeld.nyway, tonight's topic, "time" magazine says the slider rtz most influential burgers of all time. i'm not so sure about that, "time" the square fatty was the firstburg tore spawn a fast-food empire. the second most influential was mcdonalds followed by in-n-out and the burger king whopper. i saw you shaking your head like a crazy lady. i haven't seen the evidence of that, but what is your take on this? >> if the white castle burger was so influential...
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. >>> hello, everyone, i'm dana perino in for greg gutfeld. tonight on "red eye." >> have dogs finally come to a traj jill truce with goats, or did a rogue puppy ruin months of tense negotiations? and how does the vice president feel about the local pizza hut discontinuing the lunch buffet? >> it is ridiculous. we can't let it stand. >> and finally, vcr's could they actually be worth millions? the three-hour investigative segment you never knew you wanted next. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guest. i am here with ann coulter, author and columnist. her latest book is called "never trust a liberal over three, especially a republican." tv's andy levy and rapper ra the rugged man. his latest album is called "legends never die." and next to me is began advice mcginness. his book "the death of cool" is now available on paperback. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, i am glad other people won't be joining the tank. >> did a dui make him cry? it is day 849 of -- >> well, it is the story th
. >>> hello, everyone, i'm dana perino in for greg gutfeld. tonight on "red eye." >> have dogs finally come to a traj jill truce with goats, or did a rogue puppy ruin months of tense negotiations? and how does the vice president feel about the local pizza hut discontinuing the lunch buffet? >> it is ridiculous. we can't let it stand. >> and finally, vcr's could they actually be worth millions? the three-hour investigative segment you never knew you wanted...
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>> i just remember jim carrey had no idea that greg gutfeld as as -- was as ferocious as he was and he had to scurry into his corner after that. >> he came out and said something. >> i love when he is the most negative. i don't know why, it makes me happy. >> it does? >> how about this one. one of the whackiest moments of the year happen while we are out of the regular studio. you never nove what helps when you are in somebody else's studio. >> the u.s. air force band surprised people at the smithsonian in washington, d.c. they wanted to promote their 29 holiday shows so i think we have a shot here in just a second that we are going to toss to. take a look at this. congratulations to the u.s. air force band for the first photo bombing of a museum. >> yesterday was the last day of hanukkah and i was just putting a men ora away. >> and the whacky part of that, we were talking about photo bombing, and with a menorah. >> he said he didn't know if he should do it because he would get in trouble. and i said that is what the five does, get in trouble. >> i didn't catch him until out of the co
>> i just remember jim carrey had no idea that greg gutfeld as as -- was as ferocious as he was and he had to scurry into his corner after that. >> he came out and said something. >> i love when he is the most negative. i don't know why, it makes me happy. >> it does? >> how about this one. one of the whackiest moments of the year happen while we are out of the regular studio. you never nove what helps when you are in somebody else's studio. >> the u.s. air...
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i'm greg gutfeld. our topic tonight what movie character deserves the statue?ed $60,000 from a kick-start campaign and they are hoping to install it by the fall. it will be 10 feet tall and designers are now working on the finishing mold which will be used for casting the bronze. sounds like a movie i did. >> sounds like a surfing movie. >> quickly around the horn, is this what detroit needs now? >> yes, why not. it is dumb, yes, but we shouldn't make anymore statues. statues are a thing of the past. no need to make them. they were fascinating in the old days. >> you needed them then, but you don't need them now. you have tv's to watch. statues before tv. >> think of the pigeons, tom. >> you don't need statues. i never thought about that. you can just see people. >> tributes though. i want a statue. >> brooke, have you ever seen row bow cop? >> i grew up in canada and we didn't have any movies there. >> it is in detroit. it is like next door. what movie character would you like to see? >> the little mermaid maybe. >> whatever that is, the little mermaid. kevin,
i'm greg gutfeld. our topic tonight what movie character deserves the statue?ed $60,000 from a kick-start campaign and they are hoping to install it by the fall. it will be 10 feet tall and designers are now working on the finishing mold which will be used for casting the bronze. sounds like a movie i did. >> sounds like a surfing movie. >> quickly around the horn, is this what detroit needs now? >> yes, why not. it is dumb, yes, but we shouldn't make anymore statues. statues...
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i am greg gutfeld. can you really improve upon captain crunch?ereal is called sprinkled donut crunch and it has tiny donut-flavored o's covered in rainbow sprinkles. the question is why would you do that? if you want a donut, get a [bleep] donut. sorry, ambassador. i gotti motional. i lie my donuts and my cereal and my captain crunch. keep them separate, but equal. separate, but equal. sounds familiar, but it was wrong back then. in this case it is right. tom, i put it to you. first, can you improve upon captain crunch? >> of course you can, greg. you can stop it from ravaging the inside of your mouth. >> that's your fault. >> why? it is a chronic problem when you eat captain crunch. >> it is called crunch-itation. crunch and irritation. >> the sugar corrodes your teeth. that's what actually happens. >> the roof of the mouth where it shreds the top of your mouth. >> oh, oh that's bad too. so it is all wrong. >> that is not captain wrurch's responsibility that is the responsibility of the consumer who eats too much captain crunch. if you eat too m
i am greg gutfeld. can you really improve upon captain crunch?ereal is called sprinkled donut crunch and it has tiny donut-flavored o's covered in rainbow sprinkles. the question is why would you do that? if you want a donut, get a [bleep] donut. sorry, ambassador. i gotti motional. i lie my donuts and my cereal and my captain crunch. keep them separate, but equal. separate, but equal. sounds familiar, but it was wrong back then. in this case it is right. tom, i put it to you. first, can you...
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i'm greg gutfeld filled. this is "the five". >>> the u.n. could be the worst thing ever to contain the letters u and n since untreatedn rabies. case in point, their climate chief says communism is tops at fighting global warming.obal one person claims america's political differences prevent passing laws to fight rising temperatures, while in commie china, they want to breathe air that they don't have to look at. they're not doing this to save the
i'm greg gutfeld filled. this is "the five". >>> the u.n. could be the worst thing ever to contain the letters u and n since untreatedn rabies. case in point, their climate chief says communism is tops at fighting global warming.obal one person claims america's political differences prevent passing laws to fight rising temperatures, while in commie china, they want to breathe air that they don't have to look at. they're not doing this to save the
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i'm coyle, along with bob beckel, eric boling, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." well, we are three days away from the big game, and "the five" will be kicking off the weekend with you tomorrow from super bowl boulevard in times square. more than 100 million americans are expected to watch the denver broncos take on the seattle seahawks on sunday at 6:30 p.m. more than 400,000 tourists will come to the new york city area. uplifting, isn't he. we all know the ads are sometimes the best part of the super bowl, and we've got a sneak peek of just a few of them in a moment, but, first, imagine you've always wanted to go to the super bowl. your team was playing. you'd never think you'd go, and something like this happens. >> what? what are you talking about? >> those are super bowl tickets. >> no. >> yeah. >> no, they are not. >> we can't do this. >> we can. we fly out on saturday. >> no. >> no. no, this can't happen. >> it's gonna. we're going to the super bowl, mom. >> why are you crying? >> and the dog is so excited
i'm coyle, along with bob beckel, eric boling, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." well, we are three days away from the big game, and "the five" will be kicking off the weekend with you tomorrow from super bowl boulevard in times square. more than 100 million americans are expected to watch the denver broncos take on the seattle seahawks on sunday at 6:30 p.m. more than 400,000 tourists will come to the new york city area....
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greg and dana's love couldn't be denied. not that others didn't try to pull them apart. >> we put gutfeld on here, we could -- no. >> that willu ever have h. >> i'm sure it would be. that's what dana tells me. >> turns out greg and dana had worse problems than scum bob big pants. >> i want to wish a happy ninth anniversary to my wife elana. >> he has a wife. you have a wife? you've broken all the hearts. just take mine. i don't need it anymore. >> i have like about 40 seconds left on here to talk, but i can't. >> it was great. she was hilarious. >> it's an amazing tribute to the show. also it talks about the nature of obsession. from "the daily show" and other tv shows that are like -- have this amazing interest in fox news. >> do you realize how much time "the daily show" spends on this one, mr. bolling? seems like every other show they have eric up there, and they are taking him on. >> colbert, "daily show." >> they don't like you as much. >> don't like sponge bob big pants. >> man, what a tribute. what a tribute to the show. >> pretty funny. >> can i ask, are your respective spouses upset with that at all? >> thankfully el
greg and dana's love couldn't be denied. not that others didn't try to pull them apart. >> we put gutfeld on here, we could -- no. >> that willu ever have h. >> i'm sure it would be. that's what dana tells me. >> turns out greg and dana had worse problems than scum bob big pants. >> i want to wish a happy ninth anniversary to my wife elana. >> he has a wife. you have a wife? you've broken all the hearts. just take mine. i don't need it anymore. >> i...
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. >> i want to turn to greg gutfeld. greg, the polar vortex. what do you think of all of this? i know you don't like to wear so much clothing. >> for one thing, it sounds like some kind of a move an ice skater would make, a triple polar vortex. what bothers me is the polar bear. if you are a polar bear that has to go inside, you are no longer a polar bare. you are dishonorable bli discharged as that species. it's like a rat who doesn't spread disease. you are not a polar bear if you have to go inside. you're a chicago bear. >> he was expecting, you know, global warming. >> it is global warming. global warming is really -- >> oh, my god. >> gutfeld agrees with you, shockingly. a member of the mainstream media. charlie rose is wondering, i didn't know he was a scientist, if this polar vortex is the cause of global warming. >> is it definitely connected to a global warming? >> potentially it's connected to that. >> potentially? >> these have been happening. what's happening is the wind, change in the arctic. the cold, dense air is escaping the vortex, spill down to us. >> vortex.
. >> i want to turn to greg gutfeld. greg, the polar vortex. what do you think of all of this? i know you don't like to wear so much clothing. >> for one thing, it sounds like some kind of a move an ice skater would make, a triple polar vortex. what bothers me is the polar bear. if you are a polar bear that has to go inside, you are no longer a polar bare. you are dishonorable bli discharged as that species. it's like a rat who doesn't spread disease. you are not a polar bear if you...
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i'm greg gutfeld. tomorrow. >>> hello, eric along with kimberly >>> it's five:00 in new york city. this is "the five." >>> bone chilling cold in the midwest. anyone who saw the packers game last night knows it's not a good time to be outside. and a rare polar vortex is headed east in its path. 200 million americans, thousands of flights have been canceled. in chicago, wind chills approaching minus 50. i'll say that again, minus 50 degrees. skin will freeze in mere minutes. to indianapolis where the mayor declared it illegal to drive on the roads, the frozen roads. check out this crazy highway video from colorado springs.
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here to make them, bernard mcguirk and greg gutfeld. all right, gutfeld, you are first.st give you two. >> i'm going to give to you with and a half. how about that? first prediction for the o'reilly factor. some liberal is going to say something and you are not going to buy it. >> okay. >> that's the first one. then there is going to be a lineup, shakeup at msnbc, the 5:00 p.m. hour will now be hosted by a bag of walnuts. but a fearless bag of walnuts. it's going to be amazing. celebrity meltdowns, piers morgan is going it get really angry about something and double his ratings to four people. incredible. miley cyrus her tongue will are quarantined after they realize it's actually a spiny moray eel. >> that's it? >> give me one on global warming. >> the world, america, the world is going to end on july 211st but it's going to start back up july 22nd. >> are we paying gutfeld? >> you are paying me with love and massages. >> your predictions? >> the sale of mace in no, will increase 10 fold in the next year or two. >> why is that? >> because of what happened yesterday or t
here to make them, bernard mcguirk and greg gutfeld. all right, gutfeld, you are first.st give you two. >> i'm going to give to you with and a half. how about that? first prediction for the o'reilly factor. some liberal is going to say something and you are not going to buy it. >> okay. >> that's the first one. then there is going to be a lineup, shakeup at msnbc, the 5:00 p.m. hour will now be hosted by a bag of walnuts. but a fearless bag of walnuts. it's going to be...
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i will save a special place for greg gutfeld. he will run a division. >> you will be up against the wall too. >> they will like my robot >> they will like my robot wit. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. everybody knows that parker. well, did you know auctioneers make bad grocery store clerks? that'll be $23.50. now .75, 23.75, hold 'em. hey now do i hear 23.75? 24! hey 24 dollar, 24 and a quarter, quarter, now half, 24 and a half and .75! 25! now a quarter, hey 26 and a quarter, do you wanna pay now, you wanna do it, 25 and a quarter - sold to the man in the khaki jacket! geico. fifteen minutes could save you... well, you know. on fbn tonight. that will do. >>> hey, hello, everyone. i'm greg gutfield along with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, dana perino. this is "the five." >> the u.n. could be the worst thing ever to contain the letters u and n since untreated rabies. case in point, their climate cheech says communist is tops at fighting global warming. she claims that america's political dif
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i'm greg gutfeld. see you next time, tomorrow, whenever. who knows.wed by traffic. >> thank you very much. >> that will do it. >> hello, ev >>> hello, everywomen. i'm kimberly along with dana, it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >>> in in a news conference that lasted nearly two hours today. chris christie moved quickly to crush the political fire storms over traffic jams last september that some of his aids may have engineered. first, there was an apology. >> i come out here today to apologize to the people of new jersey. i am embarrassed and humiliated
i'm greg gutfeld. see you next time, tomorrow, whenever. who knows.wed by traffic. >> thank you very much. >> that will do it. >> hello, ev >>> hello, everywomen. i'm kimberly along with dana, it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >>> in in a news conference that lasted nearly two hours today. chris christie moved quickly to crush the political fire storms over traffic jams last september that some of his aids may have engineered....
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i will save a special place for greg gutfeld. run a division. >> you will be up against the wall too. >> they will like my robot wit. compound the sin, tonight on fbn. >>> hello, everyone. i'man >>> hello, everyone. i'm andrea tantaros, along with kimberly, bob, greg, and eric. it's 5:00 in new york city. and this is "the five." >>> well, president obama was el thing americans one thing about our mission in afghanistan and telling his aides another behind closed doors in 2010. that from the former secretary of defense and his administration, who just did an interview with our own sean h hannity last night. >> he was
i will save a special place for greg gutfeld. run a division. >> you will be up against the wall too. >> they will like my robot wit. compound the sin, tonight on fbn. >>> hello, everyone. i'man >>> hello, everyone. i'm andrea tantaros, along with kimberly, bob, greg, and eric. it's 5:00 in new york city. and this is "the five." >>> well, president obama was el thing americans one thing about our mission in afghanistan and telling his aides...
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i'm greg gutfeld. tonight's topic.an apparently the world record holder for the first time not taking a shower. congrats. just barely beating out johnny depp. being clean will make him sick. spends most of him time living off the land animal feces. went through emotional set backs and used died decided to live isolated life. now he says he hole. drinks water from rusty can. i knew he would have something in common. big question obviously what's worse, never bathing or changing your clothes. jediah? >> never bathing. if you don't bathe, that's dirt. >> you dated him in the actual 90's. >> no. i dated him beforehand. before when he was still bathing. i used to bathe him actually. >> to be fair in the 90's he had only gone like 40 years. >> that's not bad. >> he drinks from a rusty oil can. >> i just said that. >> you said it all? >> yes. >> sorry, i wasn't listening him. >> that was the whole last thing i said. >> jesse, you have been there. >> to tehran? >> no. i mean metaphorically. not washing for years. but he had th
i'm greg gutfeld. tonight's topic.an apparently the world record holder for the first time not taking a shower. congrats. just barely beating out johnny depp. being clean will make him sick. spends most of him time living off the land animal feces. went through emotional set backs and used died decided to live isolated life. now he says he hole. drinks water from rusty can. i knew he would have something in common. big question obviously what's worse, never bathing or changing your clothes....
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i'm greg gutfeld and i will see you tomorrow. follow where money goes, all of it. >>> hello, everyone. i'm dana perino along with andrea tantaros. bob beckel, eric bolling, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york, and this is "the five." five years ago, in an address to west point cadets, president obama made this major announcement. >> as commander in chief, i have determined it's in our vital national interest to send an additional 30,000 u.s. troops to afghanistan. i do not make this decision lightly. i make this decision because i am convinced that our security is at stake in afghanistan and pakistan. >> and now the man who helped him execute the afghan surge is publicly questioning the
i'm greg gutfeld and i will see you tomorrow. follow where money goes, all of it. >>> hello, everyone. i'm dana perino along with andrea tantaros. bob beckel, eric bolling, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york, and this is "the five." five years ago, in an address to west point cadets, president obama made this major announcement. >> as commander in chief, i have determined it's in our vital national interest to send an additional 30,000 u.s. troops to afghanistan....
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. >> here now to comment greg gutfeld and bernard mcguirk and gutfeld you say?ake jokes about fat people because you won't be accuse of racism. i don't think it matters as long as it's funny. most of that was funny. i thought letterman was pretty weak. the others were pretty clever. i am pro-fat. it means that person is less into vanity than they are into other people. a guy consumed by his a.b.s cannot run a state. and a guy who is that big means is he spending more time thinking about you than his, you know, i don't know, muscular thighs. >> i don't care i don't get what you are saying around schwarzenegger ran a stanchts incredibly. >> do you call that running a state. >> that's a freaking lie, pal. >> are you going to mock me? are you going to mock me? >> absolutely not. >> i try run a program with a quorum. i guess you can blow that out of water because you two are sitting here. >> short answers as to why they do it. it's easy and it's funny. there is this movement to turn telling fat jokes into hate crimes. it's called fat shaming. and but along comes this
. >> here now to comment greg gutfeld and bernard mcguirk and gutfeld you say?ake jokes about fat people because you won't be accuse of racism. i don't think it matters as long as it's funny. most of that was funny. i thought letterman was pretty weak. the others were pretty clever. i am pro-fat. it means that person is less into vanity than they are into other people. a guy consumed by his a.b.s cannot run a state. and a guy who is that big means is he spending more time thinking about...
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still let toes -- >> i will put those on and i am no longer greg gutfeld.a from the wnba. nobody dunks me. of course i go out and i knife tall men which is wrong. i hospital have admitted that on tv. governor, you are an extremely tall person. probably why you became governor. i'm sure in the debate you towered over your competitors. >> i googled your height when i got this question. obviously it is a greg question. i think it is total [bleep] and that is from talking to you. clearly you have it all down. if you have had humility added to your life as a result of being short, then maybe you can come up -- it is a good balance. >> i think it is too. short people have a sense of humor. >> that's right. greg is so balanced. >> i googled his height and it is 5 foot 5. >> it is. >> that's short. >> i didn't know. nobody tells you you are short. >> you don't realize until you get out of your house and into the world. >> start talking to people. do you feel it is weird they chose 10 inches though? isn't that an awfully big difference? if you went from 6 feet to 5
still let toes -- >> i will put those on and i am no longer greg gutfeld.a from the wnba. nobody dunks me. of course i go out and i knife tall men which is wrong. i hospital have admitted that on tv. governor, you are an extremely tall person. probably why you became governor. i'm sure in the debate you towered over your competitors. >> i googled your height when i got this question. obviously it is a greg question. i think it is total [bleep] and that is from talking to you....
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. >>> hello, i'm dana perino, with kimberly guilfoyle, greg gutfeld and eric bolling is reporting from the snowy, bitter cold streets in manhatten. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. >>> this is a fox news weather alert. this is a fox news weather alert. and now the first winter storm of 2014 caused 11 deaths. a state of emergency has been declared in new york and new jersey. and we'll get an update on the storm from the weather center in a minute and then talk with molly line in south boston. but first we're going to eric bolling outside of the building to show you the scene in new york city right now. eric, is it a little chilly out there? >> it is 14 degrees on the thermometer over there. you guys picked the right sticks. i drew the short one. but i have some friends here from south lake, texas. >> the davidsons from south lake, texas, i will never trust a seven-day forecast again. >> were you stuck here? you are freezing, right? >> we came up to visit some colleges. >> i've wearing five layers of clothes right now and i still can't feel my coat. >> i've never seen an
. >>> hello, i'm dana perino, with kimberly guilfoyle, greg gutfeld and eric bolling is reporting from the snowy, bitter cold streets in manhatten. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. >>> this is a fox news weather alert. this is a fox news weather alert. and now the first winter storm of 2014 caused 11 deaths. a state of emergency has been declared in new york and new jersey. and we'll get an update on the storm from the weather center in a minute and then talk...
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. >> the greg gutfeld community. that would be us, i think. >> i have the same issues in the elfin community, where i live in middle earth. >> i get together with people and we watch the show "community" and we call ourselves the community community. >> i never heard you make a joke of yourself. it is cient of kind of cute. >> they say the worst seats for the super bowl are going for 2500 and up and prime locations will run $25,000. a smacker is slang for a german tourists and sweets are $450,000 and up to a million. i thought the joke was funny when i wrote it. >> we can't always be right. >> our floor director shook her head. anyway, the fact is normal, average football fans won't be there. the nfl doesn't sell tickets to the general public and because of how the league distributes ticks cets the majority go to sponsors and executives. as broadcaster jim nance notes it never has a big reaction. you know what i would rather watch? this. >> that was great. >> that was planned. >> that wasn't planned. >> i think it wa
. >> the greg gutfeld community. that would be us, i think. >> i have the same issues in the elfin community, where i live in middle earth. >> i get together with people and we watch the show "community" and we call ourselves the community community. >> i never heard you make a joke of yourself. it is cient of kind of cute. >> they say the worst seats for the super bowl are going for 2500 and up and prime locations will run $25,000. a smacker is slang for...
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the floating head cover as pioneered by greg gutfeld and the kiss solo albums. anywhere else? maybe the french revolution. >>> they want to ban the niners fan. yeah, it is time again for -- >> i love the map of seattle. >> what is that? >> money goal yaw or something -- mongolia or something. >> i have no clue. this is how we get new graphics. we tell them we are doing a story. seahawks will face-off against my beloved san francisco 49ers in next sunday's nfc championship game in seattle. not everyone can go. the team announced tickets will be available to fans with a billing address in washington, oregon, montana, idaho, alaska, hawaii, canadian provinces of british columbia and alberta. in other words, if you are from the city by the bay, stay away. anyway, a similar thing is happening in denver. the broncos who will play the patriots and are only selling tickets to people named rocky. actually, people living in the rocky mountain region which i am told doesn't include new england. sports store. sports story. where do i start? wow, sandra. >> probably with the girl, right? >
the floating head cover as pioneered by greg gutfeld and the kiss solo albums. anywhere else? maybe the french revolution. >>> they want to ban the niners fan. yeah, it is time again for -- >> i love the map of seattle. >> what is that? >> money goal yaw or something -- mongolia or something. >> i have no clue. this is how we get new graphics. we tell them we are doing a story. seahawks will face-off against my beloved san francisco 49ers in next sunday's nfc...
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. >>> hello, i'm dana perino, with kimberly guilfoyle, greg gutfeld and eric bolling is reporting fromold streets in manhatten. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. >>> this is a fox news weather alert. this is a fox news weather alert. and now the first winter storm of 2014 caused 11 deaths. a state of emergency has been declared in new york and new jersey. and we'll get an update on the storm from the weather center in a minute and then talk with molly line in south boston. but first we're going to eric
. >>> hello, i'm dana perino, with kimberly guilfoyle, greg gutfeld and eric bolling is reporting fromold streets in manhatten. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. >>> this is a fox news weather alert. this is a fox news weather alert. and now the first winter storm of 2014 caused 11 deaths. a state of emergency has been declared in new york and new jersey. and we'll get an update on the storm from the weather center in a minute and then talk with molly line in...
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i'm coyle, along with bob beckel, eric boling, dana perino and greg gutfeld. and this is "the five." well, we are three days away from the big game, and "the five" will be kicking off the weekend with you tomorrow from super bowl boulevard in times square. more than 100 million americans are expected to watch the denver broncos take on the seattle seahawks on sunday at 6:30 p.m. more than 400,000 tourists will come to the new york city area. uplifting, isn't he. we all know
i'm coyle, along with bob beckel, eric boling, dana perino and greg gutfeld. and this is "the five." well, we are three days away from the big game, and "the five" will be kicking off the weekend with you tomorrow from super bowl boulevard in times square. more than 100 million americans are expected to watch the denver broncos take on the seattle seahawks on sunday at 6:30 p.m. more than 400,000 tourists will come to the new york city area. uplifting, isn't he. we all know
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i'm greg gutfeld filled. this is "the five". >>> the u.n. could be the worst thing ever to contain the letters u and n since untreatedn rabies. case in point, their climate chief says communism is tops at fighting global warming.obal one person claims america's political differences prevent passing laws to fight rising temperatures, while in commie china, they want to breathe air that they don't have to look at. they're not doing this to save the planet. sav they're doing it because it's in their national interest. translation? to get what we want, we need a a dictator because then we can murder the dissenters. it's the same logic behind left wing fantasies here and abroad, a dictator obama could take ourr guns and make us watch pbs. never mind in china the smog is thicker than michael moore's thighs. with the u.n., evidence is a drag. so is history. communism slayed in the 20th century over 100 million dead. 65 million in china i lone. i get it. think of how much less carbon is emitted when the emitters are reduced to crushed bone, using th
i'm greg gutfeld filled. this is "the five". >>> the u.n. could be the worst thing ever to contain the letters u and n since untreatedn rabies. case in point, their climate chief says communism is tops at fighting global warming.obal one person claims america's political differences prevent passing laws to fight rising temperatures, while in commie china, they want to breathe air that they don't have to look at. they're not doing this to save the planet. sav they're doing it...
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i'm greg gutfeld, along with kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling, dana preen yeah, and bob beckel.is "the five." >> after speaking pot all day and drinking beer and taking pills justin bieber landed in jail this morning. this is his mug shot which proves no matter what you do bad boys always look great at 18. later in life, not so much. it gets worse. and worse. and really worse. my point is it's probably best
i'm greg gutfeld, along with kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling, dana preen yeah, and bob beckel.is "the five." >> after speaking pot all day and drinking beer and taking pills justin bieber landed in jail this morning. this is his mug shot which proves no matter what you do bad boys always look great at 18. later in life, not so much. it gets worse. and worse. and really worse. my point is it's probably best
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we understand bob beckel and greg gutfeld are in a bidding war over it. the proceeds are going to charity and that is tonight's speed read. >>> you heard it, president obama is vowing to use his pen and his phone to bypass congress. will the power grab get him anywhere? joining us, political director rick klein and washington examiner and john mccormick. hello to awful you. rick, first to you. is this a presidential power grab or business as usual? >> i have a pen and a phone too. i wonder if his will be more effective. he wouldn't be doing this if he thought he could get it out the front door. if he thought there was a way to work with congress and he tried that multiple times. he has been us frustrated as long as republicans have controlled the house. he is testing the limits of presidential powers throughout this. i think part of the promise to use the phone was to try to rally public opinion to his side. we have seen him try this before, and it has been startlingly ineffective in anything other than getting him re-elected. he has not got his army out
we understand bob beckel and greg gutfeld are in a bidding war over it. the proceeds are going to charity and that is tonight's speed read. >>> you heard it, president obama is vowing to use his pen and his phone to bypass congress. will the power grab get him anywhere? joining us, political director rick klein and washington examiner and john mccormick. hello to awful you. rick, first to you. is this a presidential power grab or business as usual? >> i have a pen and a phone...
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i'm greg gutfeld, along with kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling, dana preen yeah, and bob beckel. this is "the five." >> after speaking pot all day and drinking beer and taking pills justin bieber landed in jail this morning. this is his mug shot which proves no matter what you do bad boys always look great at 18. later in life, not so much. it gets worse. and worse. and really worse. my point is it's probably best to quit being a bad boy while you still have teeth, but bieber's interesting because in the context of human existence he's not a young man with high status, engages in high-risk behavior. next you'll tell me politicians sleep with prostitutes and dana trains butterflies to do laundry. biebs is a function of free time and monry with a temporary entourage who sees him as a walking atm. the real culprit the mindset of the teenage girl that suspends critical thinking, replacing it mindless euphoria driven by hormones and a desire for acceptance, but enough about obama. true his poll numbers have a bieber-esque quality, adored by people who pay more attention to dimples tha
i'm greg gutfeld, along with kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling, dana preen yeah, and bob beckel. this is "the five." >> after speaking pot all day and drinking beer and taking pills justin bieber landed in jail this morning. this is his mug shot which proves no matter what you do bad boys always look great at 18. later in life, not so much. it gets worse. and worse. and really worse. my point is it's probably best to quit being a bad boy while you still have teeth, but bieber's...
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hello, everyone, i'm kimberly guilfoyle along with bob beck yell, dana perino, eric boling and greg gutfeldcity and this is "the five." tonight hollywood targets your constitutional right to bear arms while peddling films that provote gun violence. wait until you hear what one of the most powerful men in tinsel town plans on doing to try to destroy the nra. but first, forget about congress. forget about the constitution. ladies and gentlemen, the president of the united states is putting america on notice. >> i've got a pen, and i've got a phone, and i can
hello, everyone, i'm kimberly guilfoyle along with bob beck yell, dana perino, eric boling and greg gutfeldcity and this is "the five." tonight hollywood targets your constitutional right to bear arms while peddling films that provote gun violence. wait until you hear what one of the most powerful men in tinsel town plans on doing to try to destroy the nra. but first, forget about congress. forget about the constitution. ladies and gentlemen, the president of the united states is...
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. >>> hello, everyone, i'm dana perino in for greg gutfeld.have dogs finally come to a traj jill truce with goats, or did a rogue puppy ruin months of tense negotiations? and how does the vice president feel about the local pizza hut discontinuing the lunch buffet? >> it is ridiculous. we can't let it stand. >> and finally, vcr's could they actually be worth millions? the three-hour investigative segment you never knew you wanted next. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guest. i am here with ann coulter, author and columnist. herat
. >>> hello, everyone, i'm dana perino in for greg gutfeld.have dogs finally come to a traj jill truce with goats, or did a rogue puppy ruin months of tense negotiations? and how does the vice president feel about the local pizza hut discontinuing the lunch buffet? >> it is ridiculous. we can't let it stand. >> and finally, vcr's could they actually be worth millions? the three-hour investigative segment you never knew you wanted next. none of these stories on "red...
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with us now to react the always perper cacious spers pierce perspicacious greg gutfeld and bernie. >> and abortion is women's health. it's a cozy little cause tomb you can put on. there is no incentive to say that you are a conservative because people, it's mean. people would rather be santa claus than the grinch. >> you are talking from manhattan point of view now. >> yes. >> if you are in mississippi and you are saying you are a liberal it's not real warm and cozy down there. >> there are certain little liberal enclaves around the world. >> there are and that's for sure. this number 23%, why do you think mcguirk we have a liberal president and a liberal senate when only less than a quarter of americans say they are liberal? because these guys in office, in power right now, read -- reid and pelosi and biden these are about as liberal as you can get. >> they are. but i think that the reason why it's increased because liberal used to be for a while there was like an epitaph. and since it's come around now to -- it's more positive. connotes more positive things. >> in the urban centers.
with us now to react the always perper cacious spers pierce perspicacious greg gutfeld and bernie. >> and abortion is women's health. it's a cozy little cause tomb you can put on. there is no incentive to say that you are a conservative because people, it's mean. people would rather be santa claus than the grinch. >> you are talking from manhattan point of view now. >> yes. >> if you are in mississippi and you are saying you are a liberal it's not real warm and cozy down...
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now, we understand besides bob beckel and greg gutfeld are in a bidding war.e going to charity and that's tonight's speed read. >>> you heard it, president obama vowing to use his pen and his phone to bypass congress. will the president's promised power grab get him anywhere? joining us our political panel abc political director rick klein. "the washington examiner" susan and "weekly standard" john mccormick. hello to all of you. rick, first to you. is this a presidential power grab or is this business as usual. >> i have a pen and a phone too. i wonder if his will be a little bit more effective. he wouldn't be doing this if he thought he could get it under the front door at this point. if he thought that there was a way to work with congress. he has tried that multiple times. clearly he has been frustrated as long as republicans have controlled the house. this is an end around. is he using the limits, testing the limits of presidential powers throughout this. and i think going beyond that, too. because i think part of that promise to use the phone was to try
now, we understand besides bob beckel and greg gutfeld are in a bidding war.e going to charity and that's tonight's speed read. >>> you heard it, president obama vowing to use his pen and his phone to bypass congress. will the president's promised power grab get him anywhere? joining us our political panel abc political director rick klein. "the washington examiner" susan and "weekly standard" john mccormick. hello to all of you. rick, first to you. is this a...
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. >> greg gutfeld, we'll see you in an hour and 13 minutes.hear what some people have been saying. i forgot about this. what we did was, we asked you for some of your thoughts on this and people talked about stressful jobs. the most stressful jobs they had. this is mark. what'd you find out? >> by far, the most responses we're getting are teacher, air traffic controller, and nurses. >> i get that. >> and cops and firefighters. >> don't forget nurses. >> i kind of like this one, a receptionist for a divorce lawyer. just having to look at sad people, crying all the time. >> talk about stress, and angry, crying sad people. what else you've got? >> flight medic nurse. 160 miles an hour at night in a helicopter the size of a phone booth. >> you know my grandmother was one of the first flight nurses in world war, i believe, i. grandmother nanny. >> stressful job. >> why is casey steegel messaging us? >> he says television is most stressful. >> casey is clearly stressed out. you're just sitting around tweeting. all right, air traffic controller, teac
. >> greg gutfeld, we'll see you in an hour and 13 minutes.hear what some people have been saying. i forgot about this. what we did was, we asked you for some of your thoughts on this and people talked about stressful jobs. the most stressful jobs they had. this is mark. what'd you find out? >> by far, the most responses we're getting are teacher, air traffic controller, and nurses. >> i get that. >> and cops and firefighters. >> don't forget nurses. >> i...