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the -- greg gutfeld, the shortest man i know. he is out promoting his book "not cool." now let's welcome our guest. she has the best pageant wave in the business. she is my favorite. i am here with joanne. >> he loves his super heros, our own mighty avenger in disguise, andy levy. she is the former advisor to the uk ministry of defense and the marketing editor at large, meeky k. mikey k. and his jokes make my abs hurt in a good way. sitting next to me is my chocolate teddy round and your lightning round diva, sherrod small. >> hash tag jedi! >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, you real hot.

greg gutfeld, welcome.ront, you are not cool. >> definitely. >> so is this book getting even with those who are cool or who set the standard for coolness? >> yes. i am a very bitter person, howie. this 45b 40 years building up in me. actually, no. it came as a trend i was seeing. when people do stupid things, why do they do stupid things? i ats always comes down to a desire to be liked and that desire to be liked comes from want to go be cool, to be accepted, to get in past the velvet rope. that starts in grade school and moves up through high school and college and you end up getting involved in weird activism. >> you were scarred by grade school, clearly. >> yes, i was. but you also say you wish it were not the case, but conservatives are not seen as cool. >> you know why? because conservatives are the people that get things done and getting things done is often boring. being cool is subverting tradition, subverting the norm. the problem with being cool is they don't have anything to replace it with. so t

and does ben afflec think greg gutfeld's latest book is not as good as his last one? >> it couldn't be more relevant. you qant hit -- you can't hit a homerun every time. >> are squirrels depleting the world's supply of tissues? we have the footage that will blow your mind. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now, let's welcome our guest. she would rather laugh with the siners than cry with the saints. she is an ugly cryer. waive. there you go. sometimes she forgets. and former executive vice president of diligence, tv's andy levy. >> that didn't last long. >> and he is so cool his sunglasses wear sunglasses. the editor-in-chief of reason.com and reason tv. yeah, keep nodding, neck. and he once dug up a dead man to kill him again. he said he needed the practice. it is mike baker, the former cia operative and maker of diligence knee pads and del inteligence paperweights. for your knee pad swell fin and paperweight needs. think diligence. when you hear their name whispered in your ear it means no one else can help you. >> a block. the lede. that's the firs

greg gutfeld here next. growing trend in business: do more with less with ss energy.hp is help. soon, the world's most intelligent servers, designed by hp, will give ups over twice the performance, using forty percent less energy. multiply that across over a thousand locations, and they'll provide the same benefit to the environment as over 60,000 trees. that's a trend we can all get behind. lou: our next guest said hip ster elites are de dictateing wt is cool in this country, that leads to moral bankruptcy that makes evil attractive and decency boring, saying time to fight back against a culture of fakes, eliteists and creeps who want our souls, joining me greg gutfeld, greg, congratulation on the book. new book "not cool: the hip ster elite and their war on you". i have reached a certain stage of my career, or life, where being cool is not as important to me as it once was. but not to say it is not important to me. somewhat, define for us cool. and how it is used against us. >> cool is one of those terms l

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i am greg gutfeld. the university of virginia, you know where that is is hosting condom-mania. it is described as a festival of free food and free games and free prizes and free lube where students can learn about proper condom use. safe and effective forms of birth control. as if they need it. a sexy event for sexy co-eds, maybe. it is funded by tuition fees and taxpayer contributions at a time when uva is sharply reducing financial aid uh sis stins. uh sis -- assistance. >> i didn't think that would payoff. >> he will never have sex again. >> we have all been there. >> if only it disappeared as quickly. >> they cut financial aid, but they paid for things the college students already know. >> it is deplorable. i am being serious. they receive over $100 million in taxpayer money and they are cutting financial aid. a few other things, one, nobody uses condoms after high school. >> that is not true. >> let's move on. >> let's not do that. >> again, we are in denial about it. >> are you saying you haven't had sex since high school? >> my girlfriend's parents are watching. >> you h

and what does steve caw reel think about greg gutfeld when they met at a book signing? >> i always enjoyed his work. upon meeting him he is kind of clueless and kind of an arrogant jerk. >> and why are some dogs obsessed with becoming more human? and what secret is the canine community hiding? the free and investigative report next. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guests. she is so hot that all of her pockets are hot pockets. shaz why she smells so -- that's why she smells so delicious. it is kimberly guilfoyle. some claim there is a woman to blame and i know it is her fault because she is a horrible person who does horrible things. stop waiving. in high school he was voted most likely to end up sad and alone on a 3:00 a.m. talk show which is scarily accurate. it is andy levy. and sitting next to me, michael k, former advisor to the uk ministry of defense, who hasn't been, and now editor at large. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. your body is a wonderland, greg. can i be your house? >> that strikes me as painful. he

. >> "i watched it" greg gutfeld. >> i think it is good enough. they threw a flag on the flag. they put panic before patriotism, fear before freedom. brace yourself because it is time for -- >> yes, a federal appeals court ruled that officials at a california high school acted properly when they ordered students wearing american flag t-shirts to turn them inside out during sin co day -- cinco de mayo celebrations. the school is a san jose suburb and they had a problem between white and latino students on that day, and the court decided that officials' worries about racial violence was more than freedom of expression. how does the cat feel about the direction this cat is headed? >> i don't know. i sim sympathize with that cat. it seems strange, gavin. you said the court made the right decision. that surprised me. >> i am just shocked that we now give anything to anyone who screams the loudest. so if mexicans are fighting kids in american flag shirts, then the american flag shirts have to go. if someone makes a video that offends muslims, they have to go in jail. >> or katy perry

i'm greg gutfeld. see you next time. bye-bye. campaign raised go for infrastructure. better have a big lock box. they never do. >>> i'm eric bolling along with etc. etc., bob beckel, epep, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." >>> so the world is on the verge of mayhem, vlad putin flexing his migitary muscle. kim jong-un got 100% of his people to vote for him or die, and the what is the leader of the free world doing? >> do you send ambassador rodman to north korea on your behalf? i read you would be sending hulk hogan to syria, or is that more of a job for

but does the white house think greg gutfeld's book will be a best seller? >> i don't think it is likely at all. >> and men's roller derby. stupid sport, really stupid sport or really, really stupid sport. our panel settles it once and for all, next. none of these stories on "red eye." >> and now let's welcome our guest. she is so cute she belches lady bugs. it is not that cute, but i don't know. she will have her cake and eat it too and then throw it up. he is a person i most admire in the the world, tv's andy looy vee. and yes, this is what i get for writing him to write his own intro ducks. sitting next to me "saturday night live" writer michael chay. he will be performing in new york city. check him out. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> what do you do for a living, greg? >> they put the party in nazi party. a minneapolis restaurant is under fire after hosting a nazi-themed party dining under a swastika flag. pick -- pictures were leaked to the minneapolis city pages. while the restaurant owner refused comment, one attendee called the -- w

tonight's a c block is sponsored by greg gutfeld's "not cool." it is available on-line and wherever books are sold. thanks. >> oh greg it is i who should thank you. you gave me your life for nine months and carried me in your head womb and dreams of sugar plum man in dreams. birthing you was difficult, but the epidural was great. greg, i know i am not supposed to have favorites. of course you are. but don't tell anybody. you know how the. >> of hate can get. dare dare are -- you know how the joy of hate can get. >> are we too keen on liquid nicotine? the e liquid used in e cigarettes e reportedly, has an e capable of killing an e child. they say it is a powerful neuro toxin, far more dangerous than tobacco. according to the national data system my favorite poison -- i can't talk anymore. liquid nicotine poisonings rose from 2012 to 2013. they may be drawn to the vials of the stuff which is packaged and comes in flavors like cherry, bubble gop and gravel. teens have been mixing it with high energy drinks or energy drinks to get high. andy, you men

why i am jedediah bila filling in for greg gutfeld. you get chips implanted in your brain if they could improve your memory or boost your knowledge. gary marcus says brain implants are now at the point where laser eye surgery was 25 years ago. meaning we may not be too far away from the possibility of neuro prosthetics becoming commonplace. while the first users will be to no doubt help people with medical conditions they say that, quote, by the end of the century many of us will be wired directly into the cloud from brain to toe. wow, this blew my mind. it is a little too terminator. >> everyone will be thinking the same. my leg hurt, i don't like. it i don't trust neb enough to put stuff in my head. who is making this stuff? asian kids? >> i have a lot of questions. >> i have a lot of questions too. my fear is everyone will want this amazing brain and we will end up a society of step ford wives. >> it will be the board where everybody thinks the same and says the same thing. >> deja vu. >> it doesn't matter how many chips -- how many

i am greg gutfeld, the host of the "red eye" do bit. scott a scientist claimed shorter people are more likely to have a lower iq than their taller counterparts. they came to the conclusion after measuring people's height against reaction times and power of recall. none of these things we use in everyday life. you are hot, tall and smart and you never had to worry about anything in your life. >> do you buy this? >> actually i don't buy it. some of the smartest people i know are about your height. >> 5 foot 9? >> we are all going in the same direction. for greg's benefit i will speak loudly and slowly. what do i know? i am not a scientist. >> could have fooled me. >> i have met some smart short people and complete tall [bleep] that #r bright. >> that's a good response. >> andy, maybe height inspires more confidence so you actually do better, but are you still really dumb. >> no, i think it is just that the study is correct, for men anyway. i know a lot of smart short women. i can't think of a single short man with any intellectual capabil

greg gutfeld's coming up.an episode, record the series on the dvr so you never miss bob. hey mom. yeah? we've got allstate, right? uh-huh. yes! well, i found this new thing called... [ dennis' voice ] allstate quickfoto claim. [ normal voice ] it's an app. you understand that? just take photos of the damage with your phone and upload them to allstate. really? so you get [dennis' voice] a quicker estimate, quicker payment, [normal voice] quicker back to normal. i just did it. but maybe you can find an app that will help you explain this to your...father. [ vehicle approaches ] [ dennis ] introducing quickfoto claim. just another way allstate is changing car insurance for good. does your mouth often feel dry? a dry mouth can be a side effect of many medications but it can also lead to tooth decay and bad breath. that's why there's biotene. available as an oral rinse, toothpaste, spray or gel, biotene can provide soothing relief, and it helps keep your mouth healthy, too. remember, while your medication is doing

get him to weep and show the personal side of greg gutfeld which we don't see which would be uncool which for your book. >> i would ask him if he's cool. >> the answer is no. >> yes you are too cool. >> the answer is no, i'll tell you, why because i don't believe in the word cool because it's value relative. the reason why cool is evil because nobody says things are good or bad anymore. they say it's cool, and that allows people to do bad things because it's called cool so instead you're either good or bad. i feel that i'm good and bad. >> i don't know what value relative means, but i'll take your word for it. >> i know you don't know what it means. >> i want you to tell eric because his favorite president was ronald reagan and you were there last night. tell the things they were asking you about bob. >> they always ask, you know, does bob really believe in the things that he believes in, and i always say yes, but he never remembers them which is great. >> that's very accurate. okay. so, greg, we heard that this event is sold out so we launched an investigation and wanted to know who exac

i'm greg gutfeld. when you want to race something, make sure it's a kenners sfp racer. tonight's debate, would you take orders from a robot boss? a study out of canada asked humans to complete tasks given to them by a supervisor. some tasks were fun, some were boring. either way, the subject would do them 86% of the time if a human boss asked them to do it. but if it was a robot, it fell to 46%. we'll talk to our panel about this right after a quick word from our sponsor. >> here it comes. the hall of power. now when you pull that, it gives you action. crash them. smash them. new sfps super stocker, king cobra. now with sonic sound. >> i'll tell you how awkward that is going to the er room with that sound coming out of your pants. >> wasn't that your first car? >> yes, it was. >> those slide things the hurt. dagan, it seems like humans may be guilty of robot discrimination. as a woman, does this remind you of anything? >> the first five men i ever slept with, yes. or 10, or 20. i lost count. speaking of humans like robots, i work for robots, like editors, the loser who

he's so short, he does pullups on a toad stool, it's greg gutfeld.s here. >> basically what it's about is about the people that are constantly telling you that you are not cool. and when in reality, they're the people who aren't cool. started in fifth grade, when people started creating cliques. but it moved on to high school, to college, to politics. we elected a president because he was cool. >> he was cooler than john mccain and he was cooler than mitt romney. >> yeah. it's the one thing i'll never understand. i don't know how you feel about john mccain. he's a war hero. he was in pravin camp for years. he was an outspoken senator. but he just wasn't cool. as dictated by the media, the academic government complex. they're the ones who decide who is cool. >> you know with is cool right now, according to that complex? >> what? >> our current president. watch this montage. >> all right, mr. president, we're here yet again for the annual baratology. >> i need this. >> do you watch scandal? what are your thoughts on those shows? >> you know, i watch ho

tv's andy levy and jesse joyce, i'm greg gutfeld. see new a week i believe. oxygen? >> hello, everyone. i'm eric bolling along with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, dana perino, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." >>> there are breaking news on the malaysian airlines story. a prominent member of congress doesn't believe that the plane definitely crashed into the indian ocean. we'll dig deeper into that shortly. first, should employers be forced to cover birth control for their employees if it violated their religious beliefs. they took on the obamacare contraception mandate. on the one side, you have family-owned companies run by christians who object to covering certain methods of birth control that can

i'm greg gutfeld, host of the "red eye" debate center.d andrew jackson be removed from the $20 bill? he was our seventh president, but they say he killed tons of people and made a fortune as a slave trader which is bad. he thinks having his face on the 20 obscures the legacy writing. no historical figure is perfect. i vote for gary coleman. baker, i will admit jackson does seem like a scary dude, but weren't we all scary back then? jay everybody was scary. it was a tough time. you had to be scary our didn't survive. >> exactly. >> excuse me with this trail of tears. in thinking about it, maybe there should be a rotation. let's put teddy roosevelt. he was terrific. he was a great president. he did a lot for conservation. let's get him on. i wouldn't mess with the icons. i wouldn't mess with washington or lincoln. maybe we can shift it up a little bit. i have this theory that andrew jackson was like the train spotter. wherever he went people got hurt. somebody got mad at somebody so he stabbed him with a cane. maybe they have a point here.

i'm greg gutfeld. see you tomorrow. connect 1200 >> meant to placate the prog. our befuddled hero who don't use wind mills to heat their dorm rooms. venezuela is symbolized by the now absent sean penn. meanwhile in new york, the most progressive

tv's andy levy and jesse joyce, i'm greg gutfeld. see new a week i believe. @w@wow have got hit.d like to include your voice when i can. huckabee is next. >>> tonight on huckabee, a judge gives perm neanent custody of tr daughter to the state of massachusetts. college football players allowed to form a union. >> i am taking a stand. >> big- time college programs. and getting a piece of the pie. >> and gwyneth ethpaltrow's conscious uncoupling and charlie daniels tells us how it is. and shoes how it is

. >> i am greg gutfeld, host of the "red eye" debate.appreciate if you refrain from using flash frof fee from from -- photography. j -- why is he always a limb? they ranked harrison ford james marshall as number one. others in the mix included morgan free man in "deep impact." martin sheen in the west wing and kevin klein and bill be bob thorton in the worst movie of all time. "love actually." jesse, rut president of the steven dorpf fan club. you are big into politics. >> and the only member. that sucks because coming up there is a term limit. coming up after the third term i don't know who will take over. >> who should be picked? >> you brought up a point. they didn't mention an american president. there are a lot of fictional presidents, the president of animal house. the cling ons and the ex-presidents, the bank surfing presidents in "point break." >> fictional presidents are portrayed as liberals. is this an example of the jirks who write these movies? say yes. >> let's rank them. number one, bill pole man, independence day. he is r

and what does jim carrey think about greg gutfeld now that he finished his book? has been given a gift he is not appreciating. and he scared the hell out of me. >> and finally, are man-eating sheep attacking our nation's teens. how to stop the beast from devouring your loved ones. >> now let's welcome our guests. she does pull up from a toad

. >> in case you didn't realize i am andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who is out somewhere playing a hobbit. let's welcome our guests. it is ladies' night and the feeling's right. oh yes, it is lady's night, oh what a night. she is one sophisticated mama. writer and comedian bonnie mcfar land, you can see her and her husband doing live pod cast tapings of "my wife hates me" on march 11th. finally somebody has a pod cast. >> i did it. >> buck sexton, host of "real muse settings -- settings." and michael moi -- moynahan. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hi, andy, are you the new king? >> i just might be. did a napkin offend the captain? we will try to answer that in the latest edition of -- >> is this real? >> so a passenger on west jet -- on a west jet airline flight thought having a pilot who was a lady was shady. he scrawled on the napkin, the cockpit is no place for a woman. an honor for woman is being a mother not cap tin. not captain. ps, i wish they would tell me a woman was at the helm. they publicly shamed the guy on facebook, i respectfully disagree with your a

i'm sherrod small and filling in for greg gutfeld who is in colorado speaking at an events. sure he is. i hope he brings back some of that good, legal stuff. until then, this is black eye, baby. now, welcome my guests. tonight, you know him and love him and, yes, ladies he is in the leg chair. make it loud. it is andy levy. jojo, you know who she is. she is here every night. she is funny, smart, give it up for jojo. and sonny johnson here, you did that for me, right? >> dropped everything for you, sherrod. >> next to me, you know her and you love her, fox news contributor jedediah bila. >> "red eye." did you get a new haircut? >> i forgot the ghost talks. does up skirts not hurt? a massachusetts court said taking a photo up a woman's skirt is not a crime. finally. michael robinson was taking up skirt pics and said he didn't break the law and the supreme jew -- supreme judicial law agreed. they say that is for only nude or partially nude. andy, did you know that? >> i d. >> they -- i did. >> they need to protect that to women wearing clothing on public transportation. here is

. >> i am andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld. take that anyway you want. let's welcome our guests. i am here with the woman who cuts ellis son's hair, it is ellison's barber. sometimes she can't pronounce her own name, although it is usually after she sucked a bottle of wine dry or box of wine. and it is columnist and libertarian know it all michael money gnaw han. and tucker carlson "tokes and friends" --" fox and friends" co anchor. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg -- oh, hey, andy. i guess the booster seat has the night off. >> was it too meta to matter? stevenstephen colbert was caught and it lead to outrage. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> is this racist? >> on thursday evening, the official at colbert report account wrote i am willing to show asian communities i care by introducing the ching-chong ding dong dictionary. they secured the attempt to play indicate the native american community. >> this move by dan snyder inspares me. my show has frequently come under attack for having a so-called offensive mascot. my beloved c

m why andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who is off on his book tour. for those who are going to see him, he likes to be massaged. gist walk up and start to rub. he will thank you for it. >> you can him on fox business network at nights. luckily the anti-depressants will help perk her up. it is joanne. and comedian joe devito who will be headlining the anne arbor show march 27th through 29th. and next to me is buck sex ton the blaze.com's editor and host of real news investigates on the blaze tv. not to be confused with veteran character tuck bexton. loved him on the rockford files. >> a block. the lede. that's the first sorry. >> [inaudible]. >> that was a two-fer. got both of us. should those who protect avoid getting wrecked? three secret service agents assigned to president obama in amsterdam were sent home and put on administrative leave after a night of heavy boozing. one of the men was reportedly drunk and passed out in a hotel hallway early sunday morning. sound familiar, kennedy? the agents member of an elite unit of the secret service broke ru

live from the "red eye" debate center i'm greg gutfeld, host of the red eye debate center.eye debate, should andrew jackson be removed from the $20 bill? he was our seventh president but he killed tons of people and made his fortune as a slave trader which is bad. we don't need, perfection just someone better than jackson. i vote for gary coleman. >> baker? >> yes. >> jackson does seem like a scary dude. but weren't we all scary back then? everybody was animals. >> it was a tough time. you had to be scary or you didn't survive. >> excuse me. >> this trail of tears? >> yes. >> so you know, in thinking about it, i -- maybe there shouldn't be a rotation. right? let's put teddy roosevelt. he was terrific. let's get him on the 20. i won't mess with washington or lincoln. maybe we can shift it up a little bit. >> camille, very a theory andrew jackson was the american begby. wherever he went, people got hurt. i maybe they have a point here. >> that is a deep insight. >> i mean that. >> but... i wonder you know, if we start disqualifying presidents because they have done deplorable

. >> i am your host jedediah bila in for greg gut field, the -- greg gutfeld, the

and what did matt damon think of greg gutfeld's new book "not cool"? >> it was everything i hoped for and more. >> none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> now let's welcome our guests. >> she gets more men off than the mustang ranch. i am here with criminal defense attorney remi spencer. welcome back, remi. >> thank you. >> and she can kill you with a smile and can wound you with her eyes. she is sometimes a woman when she stops taking her hormones. it is joanne. nice waive. he would rather be talking about "trudy tect -- true detective" andy levy. and sitting next to me, comedian tom shillue. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. can i call you google, greg? you have everything i am searching for. >> she wants to toss the boss. 234* a new psa beyonce, a pop star, says the word "bossy" should be stricken from our vocabulary. it is being lead by facebook coo cheryl sandburg, girl scout ceo and condoleezza rice. they say "bossy" is a negative term and discourages girls from wanting to lead. typical chicks, telling you what you should do. >

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. >> i'm greg gutfeld. malaysian airlines that vanished have been identified. this is the uss scene here in pearl harbor in 2008. now on its way to the southern coast of vietnam as is a surveillance plane to help look for any signs of wreckage for the vietnamese reported spotting two oil slick. way to beijing. david pheiffer streaming like from bangkok, thailand. what's the latest? >> reporter: hi. it's dawn here. when it gets light, the international effort to search for this missing malaysian airline will really gear up. overnight the vietnamese military said their aircraft spotted two large oil slicks in the south china sea off their coast. they're sending two ships to investigate it. aircraft and ships from several nations have been searching the south china sea for nearly a day now. but malaysia says no wreckage has been found. the boeing 777 went missing in the early hours of yesterday morning local time on a flight from the malaysian capitol to beijing. it had 227 passengers on board and 12 crew. there were 14 different nationalities on the plane, includ

i am andy levy in for greg gutfeld who is getting ready to promote his new book "not cool." i am here with america's favorite philanthropist, winen enthusiast, joanne. and rick leventhal and gavin mcguinness, writer for talkingmag.com. his book is now available on netflix. >> really? >> yeah. and next to me, the great writer and novelist walter kern. it just reached the "new york times" best seller list. it is the true story of a murder, mystery and a mass ask you raid. mass ask -- masquerade. >> hi, andy. good luck. you've got very little shoes to fill. >> can you go under the covers if you are undercover? honolulu police are urging lawmakers keep under cuff officers who have sex with prostitutes. it is essential to catching criminals in the act and strict internal control prohibits mess conduct. critics say it can -- say it is antiquated at best. but they say police testimony convinced him the provision was needed saying it is a really murky area. if they think it is necessary, this is one area where i did defer to them and say i hope you are not having sex with prostitute

. >> fox's greg gutfeld said you were a hypocritical buffoon because you're in new york and surrounded by armed guards and you don't have to worry about safety. >> in truth, greg was accurate if you consider 180 degrees from the truth to be acrtd. i have never had a personal body guard, a sickle day in my life. there are security people at nfl games that the nfl employs, and there is always massive security at the olympics, and that is nbc security. >> that's kind of what i said. he spent his life wandering in and out of new york buildings where he's flanked by people who are armed. i was talking about security. people on tv who talk about gun control have the luxury of walking around while other people carry guns. much like we do when we at fox. >> he could have walked down the hall and asked you. >> i know. what's up? >> today, a birthday present. here's a kimberly, kimberly is 29 years old. >> i didn't see that. thank you. >> happy birthday. >> thank you. >> where did that come from, bob? under the table. >> yeah. that's mine. can i have that one? >> unbelievable. >> this is a commu

and what did matt damon think of greg gutfeld's new book "not cool"? >> it was everything i hoped for and more. >> none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> now let's welcome our guests. >> she gets more men off than the mustang ranch. i am here with criminal defense attorney

and what does steve caw reel think about greg gutfeld when they met at a book signing?i always enjoyed his work. upon meeting him he is kind of clueless and kind of an arrogant jerk. >> and why are some dogs obsessed with becoming more human? and what secret is the canine community hiding? the free and investigative report next. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guests. she is so hot that

i'm andrea tan tarz along with bob beckel, eric bowling, greg gutfeld and dano perino. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >>> six days now since flight 370 out of malaysia went missing, and it seems like the only thing we know is there's global confusion over exactly what happened. yesterday satellite images released by china gave hope that there was finally an answer, and then there was a report that the flight may have been in air for four hours longer after it went off the radar, but malaysia said both reports aren't true. >> those reports are inaccurate. when the chinese satellite

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joining us at five greg gutfeld wrote the book "not cool."ant you to know i actually have two copies of "not cool. i don't know what that says i have two copies. tell me, how do you define cool. >> the big question about miley cyrus it's a multiple choice question did the audience get hepatitis a, hepatitis b, or hepatitis c from that water? remember, that water was in her mouth. >> we will figure that one out. maybe we have to get like dr. manny of the a medical team or b team maybe. >> yeah. >> so tell me, your book "not cool," why not cool? >> i kept asking myself why do people do dumb things in the reason why people do dumb things is because they want to be liked. essentially they want to be cool. the problem with the word cool is it's value-relative. there is no good cool or bad cool. in fact, it replaces the whole idea of good and bad with cool. so actually self-destructive behaviors or destructive behaviors in general are seen as cool. a little observation i have had. whenever you watch a movie, when somebody is destroying something, i

and does ben afflec think greg gutfeld's latest book is not as good as his last one?> it couldn't be more relevant. you qant hit -- you can't hit a homerun every time. >> are squirrels depleting the world's supply of tissues? we have the footage that will blow your mind. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now, let's welcome our guest. she would rather laugh with the siners than cry with the saints. sh

but does the white house think greg gutfeld's book will be a best seller?n't think it is likely at all. >> and men's roller derby. stupid sport, really stupid sport or really, really stupid sport. our panel settles it once and for all, next. none of these stories on "red eye." >> and now let's welcome our guest. she is so cute she belches

i'm andrea tan tarz along with bob beckel, eric bowling, greg gutfeld and dano perino. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >>> six days now since flight 370 out of malaysia went missing, and it seems like the only thing we know is there's global confusion over exactly what happened. yesterday satellite images released by china gave hope that there was finally an answer, and then there was a report that the flight may have been in air for four hours longer after it went off the radar, but malaysia said both reports aren't true. >> those reports are inaccurate. when the chinese satellite imagery we deployed our ss and found nothing. the images were released by mistake and did not show any debris from an h-370. >> earlier the white house said a new additional search area may be opened in the indian ocean. bob, for meet biggest question here is foul play or fumbling of maintenance. but here's what i don't get, right? there's a lot of talk about depressurization, if something would have happened that this plane would have gone down. to me it seems the biggest

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i'm sherrod small and filling in for greg gutfeld who is in colorado speaking at an events.pe he brings back some of that good, legal stuff. until then, this is black eye, baby. now, welcome my guests. tonight, you know him and love him and, yes, ladies he is in the leg chair. make it loud. it is andy levy. jojo, you know who she is. she is here every night. she is funny, smart, give it up for jojo. and sonny johnson here, yo