even the chance to meet gwen stefani. ♪ let's spark the fire. cool hair ah!rybody let's go! smaug ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. welcome back to the show, everybody. now, longtime viewers-- folks, longtime viewers of my wrist will know that i've been wearing this red blais braislet for seven years. it's part of my wriststrong campaign in which i single wristedly raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for the yellow ribbon fund, which assists injured service members and their families. it's a perfect fit. ( applause ) because i believe nothing says yellow ribbon like red bracelets. when the iraq war ended in 2010, i took one wriststrong bracelet off, and now i can take the last one off. >> this morning a milestone in the war in afghanistan. the united states and nato officially ended their gas exwat mission. >> in afghanistan, the u.s. and nato officially closed their combat mission after more than 13 years. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: all right, all right, there we go. here we go. boom! now, i am-- i am sorry that our t

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even the chance to meet gwen stefani. ♪ let's spark the fire. cool hair ah!ess. ♪ everybody let's go! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, i'm here with pussy riot and our translator, masha, nadya and anya, the translator. you were released from jail. why? you're criminals. (laughter) you're dangerous criminals who sing in churches. why were you released? >> ( translated ): he got set up with us. >> stephen: but tin? >> ( translated ): it was mostly the prison administrators but also putin who they had to report about for everything. >> stephen: so would you like to say thank you vladimir putin for releasing me from jail? i'll give you all the time you need. >> ( translated ): we'd much rather thank the people who have nothing to do with putin who supported us and the people in this audience in particular. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: well, my folks, too, my folks, too. all right. i don't know what the russian word for "pander" is but -- (laughter) well done. the okay. you said that you were only released as a public relations stunt

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even the chance to meet gwen stefani. ♪ let's spark the fire. cool hair ah!> stephen: that's it for the report, everybody, cheerses. we'll see you tomorrow night, one more time. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the "daily show" with jon stewart. ( cheers a captioning sponsored by comedy central nd applause ) >> jon: hey! welcome to the "daily show." my name is jon stewart. it's a really special night tonight, a really special night. the great chris rock is going to be joining us. ( cheers and applause ). before we get to that, as you know, as we've discussed on this program on numerous occasions, america, america

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even the chance to meet gwen stefani. ♪ let's spark the fire. cool hair ah!verybody let's go! >> jon: welcome back. tonight my guest, the legendary tv producer, his new memoir is called even this, i get to experience, please welcome to the program norman lear. norman! come on. >> very nice. norman lear! >> yes! (cheers and applause) >> what a night, what a night to be here. >> jon: look at this book here, even this i get to experience. i want to thank you for raising me. >> i want to thank you for making this-- this last piece was-- no wonder my wife and gi to bed with you every night. >> jon: oh, really, that's-- (cheers and applause) >> every night. >> jon: my ears are burning. (laughter) >> jon: how-- first of all, you-- kids today that have everything at their finger tips. they can download thing, watch things when they want. all in the family, maude, jefferson, this was appointment television. i can remember as a kid the anticipation and excitement when your shows were going to be coming on am you owned television back then. >> i was working as hard as y

gwen stefani. the hair the makeup was impeccable. i mean she's a full rock 'n' roll package. i love you, gwen. >> moving on to mine, very simple. george clooney. keeps it simple and it's classy. plus h go-to designer, armani. just call on george. i have tgive it up to pharrell. he gets my vote for three reasons. he's clearly his own stylist. nobody is guiding hichoices. he avoids suits and tuxes. he's not waiting on anybody approval. that's real style. >> very nice. >>u know who has the best style in 2014? look at that do yo brooch. the "insider" with -- >> yahoo! >> your celebri ♪ >>> we start with breaking news tonight. a tragic scene in gloucester county new jersey. after child is struck and killed by a police cruiser. good evening, everyone i'm natasha brown. thanks so much for joining us. authorities say the victim is a 10-year-old boy. now the accident happened at delsea drive and paul street in franklin township, and that is where "eyewitness news" reporter matt rivers has the breaking developments. matt. >> reporter: natasha investigators were out on this road for hour

george, back over to you. >>> we'll catch up now with gwen stefani.er new song, spark the fire. she also opened up about her music, motherhood, and her old friend, pharrell williams, with our friend, cam mathison. ♪ omg omg, i'm back again >> reporter: and boy, is she ever. grammy award winning singer gwen stefani is back in her new single, spark the fire. ♪ who got the lighter let's spark the fire ♪ ♪ who's got the lighter let's spark the fire ♪ >> reporter: a preview of her new video, showing her dancing in a club, her thoughts conveyed on screen by emojis. >> a clash of punk rock kind of old school feeling, club feeling but this modern emoji world. it looks really cool together. >> reporter: her latest single is her third collaboration with long-time friend pharrell williams. >> to have him back in my life again unexpectedly is incredible. i keep calling him the yoda meets oprah. he has this forceful amazing way of speaking and inspiring you. ♪ remembering what is me that is what happens when i get with p. ♪ >> reporter: it's been eight years since

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his obit says he battled crime, was once married to gwen stefani and the most fun person at any partye're following today, a stretch of the pacific coast highway near malibu, california, is closed after heavy rain caused a mudslide there. highway patrol officers say about a dozen vehicles have been abandoned because the drivers were stuck. >>> a new government study shows more than half of all infants in the us russ sle.s. are sleeping cribs. parents report using cribs with blankets, pillows and other loose bedding. these items dramatically raise the risk of sudden infant death syndrome. >>> actually close the complaint desk, but i want to have to reopen it. hey, king. how are you? live tv. how are you, buddy? it is not your turn yet. >> well, this pet of the week made his tv debut a little earlier than expected. this happened in miami. this is so cute. the 1-year-old american bulldog mix named king is looking for his forever home. after that performance, he'll find a good home. >> a little energy. >> yes. and lots of love. >>> and if you thought it was getting tough -- it was tough g

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even the chance to meet gwen stefani. ♪ let's spark the fire. cool hair ah!d applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. christine baranski and music from jenny lewis are on the way, but first we have a cherished tradition to uphold. as you probably know, every week on this show we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. and they never really need it. and with 2014 coming to a close we compiled our bleepiest moments from the year and assembled them into one seemingly-profane package. and without further nonsense it's time for "this year in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> today on "the chew" we're sending you into the weekend with [ bleep ] and [ bleep ]. >> an hour of [ bleep ]. so delicious. you'll never look at a casserole the same way again. >>> entertainment news, taylor swift just [ bleep ] sold a million copies. >> i would like you to say [ bleep ]. >> 53 players on the team. [ bleep ] every day after practice. you literally hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of men. you really think none of them were gay. >> smaller than it is? >>

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even the chance to meet gwen stefani. ♪ let's spark the fire. cool hair ah!verybody let's go! >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight, from the new show "librarians" on tnt, rebecca romijn is here. and then, a band formed right here in hollywood, under -- in the shadow of the hooters building, their album is called "the bomb shelter sessions." vintage trouble from the at&t stage. next week, our guests include aaron paul, krysten ritter, that's a familiar couple, for fans of "breaking bad." from espn, chris fowler and kirk herbstreit, blake shelton will be with us, marisa tomei, laura dern, the guy who is being eaten by a snake on tv this weekend? if he lives, he will be here. and we will have music from priory, bobby shmurda, and the smashing pumpkins. so, join us next week for that. our first guest tonight is an exceptionally industrious broadcaster who was born to lead us gently into the new year. he is host of both "american idol" and "dick clark's new year's rockin' eve with ryan seacrest" on abc. please welcome ryan seacrest. [ cheers and applause ] >>

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