they are hilarious. they teach me every day. i am starting to navigate. there is a lot to learn in terms of how to serve their needs. every day i am learning. they may give really funny. >> you talk about your grandmother. one of the things, the divorce rate was not as high as it is today. what would your grandparents say about the challenges of parenting? you did not plan for the us -- this. what would your grandparents say? >> she was always very forthright in a southern an amusing way. she would say, that is a fine dinner. that kind of sums it up. the take-home might be more complicated. maybe you have to leave it at the dinner. i have amazing, hilarious parents, but then not trying to shy away from why they are together or how life looks different in my family and his family or that family, even though it is so common now. it is part of the process. >> how much longer do you want this series to run? >> i think when we first started talking about it, we clearly saw three seasons. i think we would be intrigued by completing that vision. i am not sure be

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. >> steve: hilarious. >> jimmy: one of my favorites.new, brand new cast member on "saturday night live," and everybody is talking about her. cecily strong is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! a delight. a delight. >> jimmy: good. and we have music from atlas genius tonight. it's gonna be good! [ cheers and applause ] fun times, yo. hey guys, it's time to take a look at these stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we will be taking a look at the "pros and cons" of going on a carnival cruise. [ laughter ] they are a popular choice for vacation. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: but as you can see, recently things can go wrong. so let's take a look at the "pros and cons" of going on a carnival cruise. here we go. pro, it's a great way to get away from it all. con, like plumbing, food, basic human hygiene, stuff like that. [ light laughter ] >> steve: vacation. >> jimmy: pro, carnival used to be the num

. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by a hilarious, hilarious comedian.tch on the audience network on directv. please welcome back, a good friend of the show. here's artie lange. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: artie lange. we are always psyched to see you. >> what's up? >> jimmy: thank you for coming back to the show, buddy.

that was hilarious. the thing that -- all of those clips and song and dance numbers, just showing how amazing he is. he really is so mult i faceted. >> singi inin inin ining superb. >> a lot of people know him from "family guy," he was nominated for best song for "ted." we have always known he was talented. he can do so much. >> he can be crass and inappropriate and can be -- >> that's why we love him, right? >> the joke about the actor who could get seidlid inside linco. that was terrible, but funny. >> the actor really got inside lincoln's head was john wilkes booth. 150 years and still too soon? i have some napoleon jokes coming you up. you guys will be so mad. >> they said we don't need big a-list stars, meshes will tune in because they have seen the movies. >> i have seen all of them. >> last year "the artist" people were saying what is that? >> and "life of pi" worldwide has made over $500 million. >> we'll have more coming up on the after parties and talk about the winners, the losers and the fash

it's hilarious.erful, i'm wondering does this work. i love wanda psysykes, i'm craz about her. she's talking abdomen black hair. let's listen to wanda sykes on black hair. >> you ever seen a biracial kid and white mother that has no idea what to do with the hair so the hair is just all matted up and never been combed and lint and car keys and q-tips all in [ bleep ]. find a black friend. take your child to a black beauty parlor just [ bleep ] drive-through the hood and stick her head out the window. >> great. >> we love it. black hair is full of pain and angst for us. it's a great moment. >> it's a great moment. i call it constructive humor. there's a purpose under it. it's funny and everybody laughs because we know somebody like this. it's take the kid somewhere. the way you deliver has a difference about it. if there's malice, if she took a different turn, you're talking biracial kids horribly. when you take the funny tone and you know how to do the delivery, that changes everything about it. >> i

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will keep a close eye on is that of course bring any updates of the hilarious outrageous or interesting and i want to cross our computer screen ok this is for us thank you for that of course. well that if you've missed anything we've been showing on our to you can also get it well at all t. dot com all the dramatic pictures or there are of course the images from the crash reaction and first time the counts just a click away. i. know how the volatile situation in bahrain has been exacerbated by the latest clashes between the antigovernment protesters and security forces this weekend scores were reportedly injured when riot police used tear gas and stun grenades against demonstrators throwing stones and petrol bombs violence broke out when the protesters tried to make their way to the funeral of a teenager who was allegedly killed by security forces area this week during a rally marking two years of the anti-government uprising that incident and the turmoil which followed has jeopardized talks between the sunni dominated government and a mostly shelter opposition which are now stalled and

are they just going to say hilary is not like us down there. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right.oooooooooh. >> i had a wonderful talk with roger ailes who i really respect a week ago, and he said nothing is final on the table -- i was wrong at the top of my lungs. >> they fired you because you are wrong. a lot of people on fox are wrong. why have you been simpled out? >> [ inaudible ]. >> but do you know the answer? >> no, don't. i think i was wrong at the top of my lungs, make i am being made a poster child for that. >> stephanie: oh. >> i'm surprised you played that clip. there was the clip that was news breaking. happen to have it if you don't mind. go ahead. >> i have breaking news tagg romney has been elected to the u.s. senate for massachusetts. [ laughter ] >> you heard it hear first, dickmorris..com.org.net. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: okay, michelle malkin. >> out here in the real word the medical device tax is causing layoffs across the country, the fact that so many people who were intending to go into medicine are no longer going into medicine. and the fact that so man

seen an astronomical no pun intended amount of traffic because of this you also see a lot of very hilarious photos and things being posted online a lot of photoshop happening there with angry birds writing the tail of the meteor through the air into the city then of course you go to the russian favorite bruce willis stop calling me then there's the dinosaurs that stuff killed my brother next thing you've got is chuck norris why didn't the media hate america chuck norris kicked into russia and then the nature loving president president putin harnessing the powers of the media or writing it's right to earth that's a very popular thing to do with pictures of him being involved with the natural world and things like that so it's something that everyone enjoys over here and we're definitely keeping a close eye on it to see what develops later on the internet regarding this meteor because the president is a man of the outdoors isn't he so you'd expect something like that i suppose there was one thing incredibly that predicts and i should tell you regarding war which is supposed to explain why thi

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let's play a little bit of it. ♪ this ad was hilarious.w it was done. did the director just say go to town and act like 20-year-olds? >> well, to a point, raellingly just let us do what we wanted to do. it was quite wonderful. >> just do what comes naturally. >> really? you do this kind of thing. >> we're no stick in the mud people. we're full of life. we like to eat taco bell, and we like to dance, you know, and fool around a little bit. >> i've got to ask you, surely your friends are asking you, man, why couldn't i get called for this commercial? >> pardon me? what did you say? >> did any of your friends say, man, i want to be you. i would have loved to have been called for this commercial. >> oh, yes. oh, yes. all our friends, oh, yeah. they loved it. they would have liked to have been in our spot. >> we were showing an ad from go daddy, which a lot of people thought was very inappropriate yesterday in the super bowl, and i think the exact opposite of your ad. people loved it. they thought it sent a wonderful message. my kids are watchi

. >> [laughter] >> that is hilarious. >> and it still got three stars. >> you guys look wonderful. >> bye. >> coming up -- the dude on the recent cal fornication. >> you ladies would love this dude. if you didn't see that episode you'd love him. >> oh -- >> next "tmz," it's bigger than you the pack. ligger and that > "tmz" online and on you >> "tmz" online and on your phone 24/7. >> feeling bloated, got a nice layer of winter blubber going? then it's time to sit down and be happy. take a load off on the "tmz" hollywood tour bus. like this stephen tyler fan. hop on and see the sights in beverly hills, hollywood and the sunset strip. >> you can see anyone. or even, david, david, david. >> god david beckham is hot. >> keep it in your pants. >> i don't like to be around strangers. >> no problem book a custom charter and fill the bus with people you know. we do birthdays even corporate events. >> she's in finances. >> how is it going? >> i love you in californication. >> thanks man. >> it's the hottest guy in leather pants since this episode of friends. >> they must have sh

i'm joined by hilary lever it flamed form and lists for both bill clinton and george w. bush administrations two of america's most informed middle east experts their new book is called going to tehran which offers a way out of the current diplomatic crisis it's called why the united states must come to terms with the islamic republic of iran thank you very much for coming washington seems to be very happy with the sanctions there quickly the arena chrono me why should they change policies now why should they come to terms with iran sanctions are not going to work sanctions have not worked we've seen sanctions imposed on the islamic republic of iran for thirty two years we saw crippling sanctions in effect imposed on iran during their eight year war with iraq in one thousand nine hundred ninety eight we saw at that time half their g.d.p. was a racist half of it and still the islamic republic of iran did not surrender to hostile foreign powers the idea that now that sanctions are going to force the islamic republic of iran to surrender to what it sees as hostile foreign po

. >> they are hilarious. i love 24e8.ably the best part of the saobl game tonight. -- rich silversteen is responsible for one of the most famous run line getter. >>> it's the one time of the year -- one time i didn't believe we should do it. that's a lot of money to be spent for one moment in time but i've turned, i've turned the corner. >>> this is brett. what are you doing. >> a lot of money is right. this year a commercial on the super bowl can cost 2-1/2 million dollars for 30 second. is it worth it? do people remember the ad and more importantly what they're trying to sell? >> i don't want to stick in your head the ones that are really stupid and you make a point not to buy that product. >> the bud light add super bowl bud bowls, those are the classics. >> career builder. they're working withen withen monkeys and i love the horses in the budweiser commercials. >> they don't call it the bowl of supervising. they can break the agency and the commercials as well. >> the teams had to beat each other to get there. there's

. >> hilarious. >> it's awesome.r. >> how the hell -- i don't get invited to any of these things. >> i'm what you call a buzz kill. >> you are. you walk in and it's like everybody walks out. >> you look marvelous. >> coming up -- >> we got michael moore and he's with emad burnat. the palestinian director who got stopped at the airport. is it really that crazy what they did to this guy? >> if you google his name from the passport. >> you want national security relying on wikipedia, really? >> next "tmz," lindsay lohan, porn, that's it. >> finally. >> calm down, she's not there yet. >> it's a porn spoof of lindsays movie the canyons which sounds like a porn.  >> "tmz" online and on your "tmz" online and on your phone 24/7. >> that was cool. we got michael moore. documentary film maker and he's with emad burnat. the palestinian director who is up for an award who got stopped at the airport because they didn't think a palestinian could win an ward. >> what do you think of emad getting trea

so as i said her before on the show, hilary if you are watching, run. >> michael: a lot of people weree excitement over the first woman president would be obviously multiplyied. but let's say she doesn't run, who would be the standard barer to that? >> you have to go out there and make your mark. and on that point i brought you a little something -- >> michael: is this older -- >> this is maker's mark classic. >> michael: okay. >> when i bout it at a liquor store this afternoon, the owner new the whole story, be it's not only a lesson for mitch mcconnell but for all people running, you have to know your brand. they had a perfectly good brand, their viewers were up in arms -- i say viewers -- their drinkers, but they were watching the ads and they backed up. and this unlike the cynicism we have between coke new coke coke classic, they pivoted in a good way. >> michael: i get to keep this right? >> yes. >> michael: that's good. mitch mcconnell premiered his first web ad of the election cycle yesterday. showing president obama holding an awkward call for a democratic to run against him. l

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. >> that's hilarious!s wiggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. >> and current will let me say anything. >> only on current tv. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ what have you done for me lately ♪ ♪ woe, woe, woe, yeah ♪ ♪ what have you done for me lately ♪ ♪ oh oh oh yeah ♪ >> stephanie: yeah, uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. twenty-three minutes after the hour. bill in jersey. welcome. >> caller: yeah, about chuck hagel this whole thing is ridiculous, because the opinions or policies or whatever that the defense secretary are meaningless. he is not allowed to make his own policy and where was mccain when rums field was put in after he was selling to hussein. >> stephanie: yeah. it's not about only statement he made when -- you are absolutely right. sit to carry out the policy of the president. i loved some woman said he is so to the extreme left of president obama. >> i believe that was kelly arod that said that. >> stephanie: okay. so

. >> [laughter] >> that is hilarious. >> and it still got three stars. >> you guys look wonderful. >> bye. >> coming up -- the dude on the recent cal fornication. >> you ladies would love this dude. if you didn't see that episode you'd love him. >> oh -- >> next "tmz," it's bigger than you the pack. ligger and that >> "tmz" online and on your >> "tmz" online and on your phone 24/7. >> feeling bloated, got a nice layer of winter blubber going? then it's time to sit down and be happy. take a load off on the "tmz" hollywood tour bus. like this stephen tyler fan. hop on and see the sights in beverly hills, hollywood and the sunset strip. >> you can see anyone. or even, david, david, david. >> god david beckham is hot. >> keep it in your pants. >> i don't like to be around strangers. >> no problem book a custom charter and fill the bus with people you know. we do birthdays even corporate events. >> she's in finances. >> how is it going? >> i love you in californication. >> thanks man. >> it's the hottest guy in leather pants since this episode of friends. >> they must have shrunk from the

. >> that's hilarious!...and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there's wiggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me. >> absolutely! >> and so would mitt romeny. >> she's joy behar. >> and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> only on current tv. [ music ] >> chatting with you live at currents.com/bill press show this is "the bill press show," live on your radio and current tv. . >> all right. how about it? 33 minutes after the hour here on friday morning, february 15th, republicans use the filibuster first time in history, to block a nomination for a secretary of defense. so much for that great big filibuster reform harry reid was so proud of two weeks ago. i told you it was a piece of crap. turned out that it is. the very, very very first time that it comes up at a time when supposedly mitch mcconnell and harry reid are going to have to agree that this is significant enough to use a f

it was hilarious.ut of the "wizard of oz." >> my mom's reaction was priceless. she made the dress when she was little. to see it almost perfectly created for my size now with the shoes and socks. it's hilarious. >> i used to love making dresses. it would always be a roughly, because being the only girl, i would like to invoke a little bit of girliness, frilliness. she always had to catch up to her brothers. she was kind of a little tomboy. >> i have nothing but good memories about my childhood, and i am so excited to go back to the house i grew up in. >> the won word i would use to describe the photo would be darling. it was a precious time. dylan was a precious baby. everything i could hope for. ♪ forever young forever young >> i shows that picture because it represented some of the happiest times of my childhood. going fishing with my dad. my dad caught that fish and let me pose with it a big thrill many. >> i got my little boy back. >> being back in sacramento, i remember playing in some of the cree

as you know, there's a fear in this country that the traditional america, our angry fathers and hilariously gracious grandparents grew up in that is disappearing. it's true. change is coming to america and sometimes change isn't easy. >> big changes coming to monopoly. haz hasbro let people choose a new option. >> the robot, the cat. >> jon: its that be robot. you have a choice of a robot, who would not pick robot. >> it's the cat. [ laughter ] >> jon: cat? how did cat beat robot? [laughter] >> it was put to a national vote on the web and social media. >> jon: damn you internet! [laughter] and your insatiable love of cats! the internet and their cats. [ laughter ] i'm serious if the presidential election was held on line this would be our new commander in chief. [ laughter ] the internet loves cats. [laughter] technically though you can use any object as a monopoly piece. they already do in the 18,000 varying vergz of monopoly. all of the versions are made by hasbro. it's like no other company can compete. like they have a -- the market corners or like a single holding on the proprietorship

. >> it's hilarious.there with these guys. >> he couldn't be more bored. >> liam is out there officiating. he's making sure it's fair. love bug really starts going to work on this hippo. the referee is making sure everything is legal there. all right. round two. there's one part where he's dancing around the ring like a boxer would with his dukes up. love bug has a discrepancy with the referee at the end. i think he was awarding points on technicalities. so he chases that around. >> you are not messing with that kangaroo. >>> the person behind the wheel of this white truck gets busted making some jerk moves. >> you can see the truck pull around in front of him. he says throw a drink cup at him. what an idiot. >> see how this road rage ends. >> don't miss tuesday's buzz word for your chance to win >>> hey, jerk! we got ya on tape. jerk caught on tape. this guy claim that is a truck was speeding through a parking lot and nearly tee boned him and you see the truck pull in front of him and throw a drink cup a

president obama brought on the miami heat and showed some love for hilary. >> i think what did evolveiendship. >> reporter: who's the top dog? these are the most popular breeds. golden retrievers and g-shepherds are hot, these dogs are hip. but not all animals had a good week. iran said it launched a rocket containing a monkey into space. >> they did release a photo. this is the alleged iranian space monkey. i'm guessing he didn't volunteer for the mission. >> reporter: and now, back to more cute puppies. >> oh, hey. you got to pick who's going to win the super bowl. you ready? uh-oh. oh, my -- the ravens! >> the ravens. >> what's your prediction. >> i'll go with the niners. my home town team. all the animals are picking the ravens. >> do you think it will be easy for the niners? >> no. it's like 3 1/2. a close one but a good one. we'll watch the first half and decide whether we have to go sleep to get up for monday. >> rough decision. you can see with blood shot eyes how tired we look. >> that means it was a good game. all day stay on top of the very latest developments on those stor

. >> that is hilarious. >> now you're getting heckled by the peanut gallery. time to call it a night. >> we say sorry, you can't win them all. >> but ryan, you may not be the biggest star in hollywood but -- that's it really. >> float like a butterfly sting like a bee. >> we got laila ali at l.a.x. >> we say you and rhonda rousey, five minutes, who wins? >> she goes who? >> me and anybody i win. >> you take her on? >> i take on anybody, i win. >> that's classic ali. >> that's what she's supposed to say. >> rhonda rousey would punish her. >> that chick was around her neck choking her face off and she got out of it. >> you shook her off the back. >> you can't say that. >> she got kicked in the boob. >> she got kicked in the chest. >> if porn stars were feeling a burning sensation in los angeles this weekend, it was because vivid entertainment caught on fire and also probably the std. >> the whole roof is on fire. >> the porn company responsible for distributingless mania burst into flames this weekend. and it couldn't have come at a worse time. >> it's making th

. >> that's hilarious!ere's wiggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. >> and current will let me say anything. >> only on current tv. ♪ ♪ you know sometimes i get the feeling deep down inside ♪ ♪ it's -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ because i'm a party girl because i'm a party girl ♪ >> stephanie: uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. twenty-two minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2. mike in chicago. welcome. >> caller: hi, how are ya? >> stephanie: good go ahead. >> caller: i was just wondering how you can give somebody the smart person of the day award when they are talking about abortion -- >> stephanie: she was talking about her right to have an abortion. >> caller: but it's not constitutional. >> the supreme court decided that it is constitutional. >> stephanie: there are a lot of restrictions in a lot of states why should there be no restrictions on guns at all. >> caller: there are restrictions on guns -- >> stephanie: really? >> as

he was hilarious. need i say more? no, i don't.n. >> you would never think that would work, but it does. >> seth macfarlane, a lot of people critical on him, some people saying he was great. let's listen to some of his opening. ♪ meryl streep, we saw your boobs ♪ ♪ naomi watts in mulholland drive ♪ ♪ angelina jolie, we saw your boobs ♪ ♪ they made us feel excited and alive ♪ ♪ anne hathaway we saw your boobs in brokeback mountain ♪ >> so there you have it. a lot of uncomfortable moments. you sort of expect that and he brought a lot of freshness to the show. love him or not, it was still very fresh. >> we want to get to the very last bit. our colleague, robin roberts, was on the red carpet and she looked absolutely stunning in a mark bower number in cobalt blue and she owned it. beautiful. and we love that she's back. >> we really do. like it has for so many people before. when taking lunesta, don't drive or operate machinery until you feel fully awake. walking, eating, driving, or engaging in other activities while asleep, without

do we care what hilary mantel is saying? do we know her? >> she wrote that book that has to do with royalty and she has her clearly. there was such backlash in the u.k., even prime minister came out and said this is absolutely ludicrous and ridiculous, that kate is an incredible ambassador for the country and royalty. >> freedom of the press. you can say what you want even if you're an idiot. >> that's the problem, sadly. sadly, when you sign up for roles -- she didn't even sign up for it, but marrying somebody. i was born into it. you sign up for a role where you were criticized. i was never called a mannequin. maybe that's because i don't have the figure that she has. she looks good. >> you're doing all right yourself there. >> you wear that bump well. >>> this is fascinating. take three. it's called the you're not invited to my wedding alert. apparently people are doing this now. you have to draw the line. >> what? >> let's say where you're having the reception, it holds 100 people. we've all been through this, who to invite and not to i

. >>> they made fan at this football one of the most raunchyest, hilarious hobbies imagine. the dirty mind behind the fx's, the league. they're not taking any prisoners. comedic geniuses jeff and jackie schaeffer joins us. even when they say it's not it is always about money. melissa: it is our top story tonight. a day when you can retire and leave the rat race behind, enjoy leisure time, golfg, traveling, for most of us that day is looking further and further away. sure the dow hit a five-year high on friday. but that means if you stayed in you made no money in the past five years. and don't get me started on taxes. put it together and adds up to big delays in retirement a new study shows nearly 2/3 of americans age 45 to 60, plan to put off the retirement. today's "money" power panel is help you to. spencer patton, steel vine investments the chief investment officer. peter schiff, europacific capital ceo and susan knox, former treasury department advisor under president obama. spencer, let me start with you, you talk about people retiring later and later, you blame the fed

bennigan's the movie with the hilarious description of a life as a zombie, but his life changes. he feels something for her and pretty soon they turn into romeo and juliet in this surprising sharp comedy. 3 stras pg-13. "warm bodies," good humor and a lot of love. have a great weekend, everybody. i am arch campbell, abc 7 entertainment. >> we now to share some dramatic video of the water main break that could have caused big problems in the new york subway system. this water main burst right above the subway platform. it happened just before 11:00 this morning near the 23rd street train station. a spokesperson said there were no trains in the area and only a few people on the platform at the time. >> does that remind you of the scene that was all the subway with hurricane sandy? >> exactly. >> that is easier to turn off than the hurricane. >> it is cold. >> i was up bright and early, looking at this. the youngsters at bishop o'connell, wonderful school, this is the 38th year they have had the super dance. what the super dance is, this is the assembly to kick off and get everybody

it was hilarious. >> did you travel alone to all the continents?never traveled with my parents. i joined groups so i go by myself and meet people there. recently since i've been 19, 20, 21, i go completely by myself and stay in a hostell. >> other than meeting penguins, what else is there to do in antarctica? >> i went kayaking, hiking, visited bases. >> you forgot the polar plunge. what is it like to jump in the water in antarctica? >> we are doing the polar plunge in an arctic ka. >> so we all get in a bathing suite and run in the water. >> it is freezing cold, as you can imagine. it was unreal. i was terrified. scared. it was the coolest thing i've ever done. ♪ >> so, may i give your girlfriend a kiss? [ bleep ] no. >> the roman atwood crew pulls off some pranks on miami beach and people were not very happy about it. >> why not? >> what's your [ bleep ] problem? >> not even a hershey chocolate kiss? >> that was good. >> the old hershey kiss. >> at first they get mad, then ha-ha. >> you don't like chocolate kisses? >> except there's some people t

some are you are saying this is hilario hilarious, others are saying it's a big mess. >> what was your initial goal getting the video out there? what were you guys trying to accomplish? >> we thought maybe if we're lucky, get 50,000, we never thought we would get this many looks in this amount of time. 50,000 subscribers in less than a day. >> how do you top this? >> i don't think we can top it. and we probably won't do anything this bad again. probably calm it down a little. >>> we've got an ipad mini to give away in just a little bit. >> you need monday's buzz word, you have to be 18 or older to enter. >> stand by for monday's buzz word. >> good luck, everybody. >>> this is margaret, she's from morning view, kentucky and she has one strange addiction. >> i'm addicted to stinging myself with bees. >> margaret stings herself with bees, up to as many as 15 times a day. >> what the heck? >> i sting myself on my hips, my elbows, on a finger, ankle, my forehead, on the tips of my nose. >> she's been doing this for a decade. she started doing this because she wanted a treatment for arthriti

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