and our friend jesse watters, he and the whole gang take it all from here. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime. tonight. >> cavalcante is considered armed and extremely dangerous. he is now armed with a 22 caliber rifle with a scope and flashlight mounted on it. >> jesse: serial killer shuts down pennsylvania. how he beat the blood hounds. >> today i am directing our house committee to open a formal impeachment inquiry into president joe biden. >> jesse: impeachment. democrats on defense. why do the democrats have such a problem with crime? >> crime is actually down. >> jesse: we can play those games all day. weiner versus watters, a classic. >> plus, hey john. >> oh, don't do it. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: fox news alert the manhunt continues in pennsylvania. the i will lowly alien international serial killer danelo cavalcante is still at large. the fugitive crab walked out of prison and has been on the loose for two weeks. his last known whereabouts, chester county in southeastern pennsylvania. only miles away from the delaware border. and now he has a rifle. >> cavalcante is considered

jesse watters takes it all from here. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters prime time. tonight. >> he's a very dangerous individual. he's already murdered two people. >> it is very important we keep the pressure on him as we continue this hunt. >> jesse: prison break, manhunt, murder, bloodhound. >> new york parents you keep making [bleep] noise, okay? because this governor does not give a [bleep] about our kids. >> mommy's mad over migrants. >> they're fixing the process so that it makes it almost impossible to have democracy function. >> jesse: democrats busted rigging the primary. plus. >> kick them out! kick them out! kick them out! ♪ >> jesse: fox news alert, a prisoner has escaped from a pennsylvania penitentiary. he's a convicted murderer and there's a manhunt underway. state police are telling fox news that the run away prisoner, danelo cavalcante, has just been spotted in southeastern pennsylvania. the 34-year-old has been on the lamb since his daring escape last week from chester county prison just south of philly. he crab walks up the side of a prison wall an

good luck, jesse. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." >> there is nothing funnier than millionaires talking about [bleep]. >> jesse: false representation. a new phenomenon. the wild, wild west is back. >> i will talk about something and you fight back for us. you work for us. you don't talk to your boss like that. >> jesse: a hawaii native is here and polyis back on the road. >> don't hurt yourself. >> ♪ ♪ >> jesse: our founding fathers debated a proper form of government. federalists wanted a strong government. the anti-federal governments didn't. the minority tells the majority what they need. leaders believe they have the authority to speak for others. some of these people get offended on your behalf even though you were never offended. you see it all the time. publicists apologize when their client was not sorry. sharp ton claims he represents black america. he never has. on tv pundits swear they know what is best for women and immigrants. the white house press secretary pulled the curtain back after tweeting this: she accidentally tweeted a message that was supposed to have com

jesse next. >> jesse: welcome toll "jesse watters primetime." tonight. >> very serious allegations that i absolutely refute. seems to be a coordinated attack. >> russell brand, sexual assault allegations exploding. >> the deal was for the diamond. >> a primetime investigation into biden's diamonds. >> the come back of american evil. plus, we go to brown. ♪ >> jesse: actor and xhomd russel brand has been accused of sexual assault. saturday, three separate british news organizations published allegations of rape, sexual assault and abuse against the british star. roerters spoke to four accusers that knew him between 2006 and 2013. one said she was 16 when he assaulted her. they aired a documentary saturday that included interviews with the four women. some of the women were portrayed by actors or had their voices changed. primetime is unfamiliar with actors to play alleged rape victims in a documentary. >> as an older woman, i can say with clarity that you know i felt like i was groomed for sex. >> he is grabbing at my underwear, pulling it to the

jesse takes it from here. >> jesse: thank welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight. surviving a predator attack. >> how many original colonies where they are? >> i don't know. >> jesse: it's should americans pass a test to vote? what do we know about artificial intelligence? plus... it is snake hunting season. ♪ ♪ >> you are going to need a bigger boat. >> jesse: sharks are on the hunt this summer and predators are swimming closer and closer to the shore. >> two men were reportedly bitten by sharks, one and the head and the other in the neat. long island is bracing to outpace the shark attacks and this week alone five shark bites and only two days. >> 15-year-old was bitten by what experts believe was a shark while surfing for just a second time. he is now home in pennsylvania and nursing her wounds after surviving the rare attack and the waters off stone harbor. >> jesse: so far this year there have been 25 shark attacks across the u.s., including 21 off the east coast. what is like to be attacked in the ocean? he was spearfishing and the bahamas when a reef shark s

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jesse? >> jesse: brush my teeth.: what, brush your teeth? >> katie: judge? >> jeanine: i wish i had planted more for a vegetable garden because my vegetables are all coming in but i get the rails but then i don't get -- the varmints come in, it is the whole thing. >> katie: richard? >> richard: i wish i had gone to the beach this summer. my parents are jamaican, so i'm probably going to jamaica next month and spent some time at the water. >> katie: i wish i played more tennis. i really want to learn how to play but it is just hard to find a place to go. okay, next question. instagram question. out of style clothing item you would like to come back in style? judge, the fashionista? >> jeanine: what what i like to come back in style? everything is in style. everything old is new again. >> katie: that's true. >> jeanine: that's it. >> katie: jesse? >> jesse: bell-bottoms. really tight in the crotch that's play out like this. for men. >> richard: owes her back, though. >> jesse: really tight and the crotch. >> katie: ric

it's america now and forever, jesse watters has a great show and he takes it from here. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse waters primetime," tonight. >> everybody's president. understand when they take the oath that they must be very clear about the responsibilities they may have to take over the job of being president. >> jesse: kamala harris coming for the throne. >> i didn't necessarily want to be given all of this attention just because of my identity. >> it takes a brave and unique person to do this, to be a first. >> jesse: it's a peeping tom party at msnbc. >> someone's following me. >> jesse: are the cartels woke? plus, the pizza reveal. >> let me be clear. [bleep] [bleep] my business. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: throughout american history, presidents used foreign summits as an opportunity to forge alliances, negotiate trade deals, stop deadly conflict. franklin roosevelt use the conference to put an end to world war ii. ronald reagan uses meetings with geneva to mark the beginning of the end of the cold war. donald trump summit in singapore significantly eased tensions on the korean peninsula. when

> judge jeanine: shut up jesse.ail. >> jesse: oh okay. >> greg: you should hire a male to he had you with your mail. >> judge jeanine: move on. >> greg:.org. martha? >> martha: i'm trying to think of something. >> greg: oh, you're so perfect. i guess it's because you're so perfect, i'm so annoying because i'm so perfect. >> martha: i'm totally not perfect but i think i'm a pretty good roommate. but i kind of like things to be neat so i get a little. >> jesse: that's enough. >> martha: i like things to be neat and might huff and puff a little bit if stuff is all over the place and i have to pick it up. ughh, ughh, ughh. >> greg: you must be a joy to lift with to hear the sounds of your voice i >> jessica: i prefer dull set and i was going to own it. some people like it, i heard some of you don't like it. i'm sorry about that. but i have decibel control issues so if i'm talking on the phone i'm really loud. my college roommate who is my best friend we made it through this issue. >> jesse: the college roommate that one

jesse watters takes it from here. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." >> tonight, this issue will destroy new york city. we are getting 10,000 migrants a month. the city we knew we are about to lose. >> new york city begs for mercy. desantis is here. >> make me a dogface lion pony soldier. >> jesse: new biden plagiarism, a primetime executive. >> first to have a successful uterus transplant. >> jesse: transgender abortions for fun? call 911. plus, summer is over. >> back to school. are you excited? >> i am so excited. >> jesse: nothing used to say hope like a one way ticket to ellis island. turn of last century thousands of ambitious future americans went through the treacherous atlantic in search after better life a. seat on a steamboat cost life savings. once you docked there was a process. if you pass rigorous medical exams and your paperwork clear you're integrated into american culture and went to work f. not you were dead tainted and shipped home. this country was started by immigrants but immigrants are going to end new york city. that's what the mayor says, democrat m

"jesse watters primetime." britney is on the show. >> greg: as a topic. >> jesse: as a topic. [laughter] >> jesse: the knife dance is featured. >> jessica: incredible off her nice video. not much time but you should know that 219 dogs went to a squeak for the sequel and broke the quinonez world record. the party took place park in los angeles. >> greg: how many were kudlow and then with hannity. see you tomorrow. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." >> joe biden should not need a teleprompter to know there is not two js and ll cool j. >> jesse: biden on the edge of a knife and trump has gotten a gun. >> i've never taken a penny from a foreign source. >> jesse: china sent the bidens money while julio was running for president. >> here's one goal for the educational system. it's not a counseling session. it's not a self-help area. it is not somewhere to find yourself. >> jesse: schools now therapy sessions for white liberals. plus... ♪ ♪ "prime time" would like to ask for forgiveness. as cheerleaders and the free britney movement we believe we are fighting for women's

jesse is next. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight, josh. >> president biden: by the way, amazon, here we come. >> jesse: pesos and the cia, revenge on biden. >> not only will i be exonerated. but i still will be the new jersey senior senator. >> jesse: what does gold bar bob menendez have on the big guy? how does seattle fight crime? >> that is not a thing that happened on the street. >> jesse: i can't save you if you don't want to be saved. plus -- >> do you realize how much pressure was on you from the 50s? >> i think he wanted to get in the end zone just as much as the swifties wanted him to. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: when in "the washington post" sent david to war and joe biden not to run for raise the -- reelection we thought it was because they knew impeachment was going to air their dirty laundry. or maybe the agents who delivered the president's briefing saw a -- up close with their own eyes that joe was on his last legs and there was a risk kamala harris was going to be in oakland any moment. it was not enough to jar loose the t

. ♪ >> jesse: hello everybody i'm jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, kennedynd greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five". ♪ >> jesse: the democrats climate change scam just got a huge reality check from one of the world's richest man. the al gores and aoc love to exaggerating climate warning constantly warning us how warning oceans will doom us. >> the only ex tra extensional crisis even more threatening than a nuclear war is global warming going above 1.5 degrees in the next 20, ten years. >> i've heard young leaders talk with me about a term they've coined called climate anxiety. right? which is fear of the future and the unknown of whether it makes sense for you to even think about having children, whether it makes sense for you to think about aspiring to buy a home because what will this climate be? >> climate change is the crisis of our lifetime. we have an obligation to future generations to make sure that we have a planet for them to live on. >> that's what's boiling the oceans. creating these atmospheric rivers and the rain bombs

jesse watters takes it from h here. roll tide. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight -- >> i have the exact evidence of you doing it. >> jesse: the washington post, busted! dee ford norey is here. >> what do you say we go celebrate? my treat. >> jesse: a hooker convention at the united states. >> the child is allowed to take a dollar bill, walk up to drag queen and put a dollar in the pants. >> what is the issue? >> jesse: he is worse than we thought. plus, the italians. >> forget about it. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: fox news alert. i suffered a catastrophic injury. well, on the television bus business, it is considered catastrophic. i got makeup in my eye. could be going blind. we don't know. but out of an abundance of caution, i'm not wearing contact lenses. i'm obviously not at 100% tonight. i'm pretty much day-to-day. so please pray. now, traditionally, a news paper reporters were held to the highest standards of journalism. you wake up in the morning, snatched the washington post off the driveway, and settle into your breakfast nook with a cup of coffee. if you read a

awesome. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime."ight, -- >> i did not in 10 to discuss internal justice department -- "jesse watters primetime." >> jesse: the cover-up is worse than the crime. >> president biden: we respect free and fair election. we honor the will of the people. >> jesse: new evidence, 2020 was not clean. >> this car won't let us move. we are not driving. >> jesse: driverless cars causing chaos. plus -- >> instagram famous, you [bleep]. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: it was a day for the history books in washington. the attorney general of the united states strutted into a hearing on capitol hill and committed an impeachable offense. merrick garland, the president's lawyer, testified that he calls the shots. >> our job is not to take orders from the president, from congress, or from anyone else about who or what criminally investigate -- we criminally investigate. as the person himself has said and i today, -- i reaffirm today, i'm not the president's lawyer. >> jesse: repeatedly refusing to enter -- answer any questions under oath

jesse waters, taking it off. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime," tonight. >> i would be very careful president biden about getting rid of kamala harris because we will not support when people lose the black vote. >> jesse: is joe biden being held hostage? >> i wish i had a chance to take all your questions. >> hunter biden indicted on gun charges. joe pleads the fifth. rob schneider vs. spanky burbank, a primetime cage match. plus. [humming] >> jesse: as we told you yesterday the democratic party operates like a mob. a dishonest monolith where everyone must say the same thing even when it's the opposite of what they say in private. every morning democrat officials get talking points emailed to them. pundits on the same email chain. that's why they all use the fame phrases. democracy is at stake. russian disinformation. joe biden loves his son. they're militantly disciplined controlled by wealthy power brokers and the intelligence agencies and democrats are never off message except this week after the cia spoon food the beltway too the green light. joe biden should bow out, ka

. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello everybody i'm jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford, jr.,on bream and gg. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five". ♪ liberals attacking elon musk for simply seeing the carnage at the border. the billionaire going where joe biden refuses and live streaming his trip to eagle pass texas on x. the town gets routinely bombarded by thousands of illegal immigrants, the tesla ceo getting a tour from republican congressman tony gonzalez and they say it's not just women and children crossing. >> what we're seeing here are, in some case somes pretty extreme individuals coming through. >> sure. >> obviously not stressing everyone is like this but we're talking about a guy who came through who had face tattoos including tears. >> yes. >> tattooed on his face. the tear, when somebody tattoos a tear it means that they have murdered someone. >> yeah. >> and they are so proud of having murdered someone that they tattoo a -- one tier on their face for every person they kill. is that correct. >> that's exactly right. >> and this person just claimed

>> hi, jesse.nown about these bodies since the summer of 2018 when i was first approached by them and i have many colleagues who have seen these persons, these people in person and personally i have not seen them live. dr. josÉ de jesus a forensic investigator has said whatever he has investigated suggests that these are not man-made, that those are not props. so i invite theen tear world way community of scientists to descend on the this body. >> jesse: we are going to be descending on the bodies will that's for sure. is there an origin story to the three finered mexican alien mum snis. >> allegedly they were found around 2016 in the nazca region of and not just two, multiple. so one case you could say coincidence but it's multiple so i would like to know, where are all of them and have all of them been investigated? because the ones we see in the pictures rights now have been for example x-rayed and the doctors that have looked at them have said that the way that the bones fit together it's corre

." ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. i'm jesse watters and dana perino, greg gutfeld.t's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." a gruesome hit-and-run murder sparking outrage in america. sickening video posted to social media showing a peer of teen killers laughing as they plow their car into a 64-year-old retired police chief who was out for a morning bike ride last month in vegas. a warning, this is extremely tough to watch. [beep] >> jesse: the victim grul left on the side of the road, later discovered by his daughter who got an apple alert that her father was fallen. he was immediately rushed to the hospital and announced dead. police arrested the 17-year-old on murder charges and they plan to charge him as an adult but they need the public's help in hunting down the person on the passenger side who recorded the horrific clip. he's remembered by his family as an mazing man and a ray of sunshine. greg, we have seen this video. i mean, we couldn't play the whole thing. when you saw it for the first time, it had to have an impact. >> greg: it's like -- i talked

jesse!add a custom one dollar to. vincent's. >> jessica: if you order she was pickup. >> jeanine: if you order it does. >> jesse: if it is a place i go to her, no. [laughter] if it is not a place i go to, no. >> jessica: okay. >> jesse: i think it is genius that i did not think of this. you, take a moral failing and consider it a medical condition that can't be discriminated against. this is brilliant. >> greg: you should have tipping blindness. >> jesse: i am generosity deficient. >> greg: yes, you are tip blind. >> jesse: it is like taking a hostage, sitting there trying to be a human and they are staring you that in the eyeballs while you are looking at the 30%. you don't have to do it. >> jeanine: what do you do, jesse? >> jesse: note tip, while you look them in the eye. sometimes i do it and i go slow. >> harold: slow motion. >> jeanine: and then you call them a name? >> jesse: like you? >> jesse: up next, our favorite fan mail questions and the be best -- when the "best of the five" sp

at least you got more hair, jesse. you have got more hair. >> jesse: good one, greg.oks like it is unbelievable. bouncing off the walls. you can't let that balloon touch the ground. have you got to keep it up there. trying to switch greg to decaf. not sure it's going to work. latest questions with dana perino steward varney he gets up ridiculously early time of day @foxnews.com. >> judge jeanine: earlier than you? 2350678900. >> jesse: happy birthday. we love you momma. >> greg: who is toplets? >> jesse: my landscaper's mom. >> greg: funniest thing i have ever heard my landscaper's mom. >> jesse: he is the best. "jesse watters primetime" as we reported 8:00 eastern, catch us there. >> greg: you guys talk about was he incorrect in pronouncing the word misogynist? >> jesse: ask him about that. >> greg: judge? >> everyone has a different tactic for trying to distress at work. for some going for a walk outside. grabbing coffee or listening to music. for others it could be practicing your karate chop like this man here who is working on his marshall arrests. >> do you know

here. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime.nte is considered armed and extremely dangerous. he is now armed with a 22 caliber rifle with a scope and flashlight mounted on it. >> jesse: serial killer shuts down pennsylvania. how he beat the blood hounds. >> today i am directing our house committee to open a formal impeachment inquiry into president joe biden. >> jesse: impeachment. democrats on defense. why do the democrats have such a problem

have a great. >> welcome to jesse watters. prime time tonight jesse.at when they take the oath that t bethey must be very clear abo the responsibility they may haveth to take over the job of being president. >> kamala harris coming for the throne. >> i didn't necessarily want t to be given all this attentionjt just because of my agenda. >> it takese of mys a very brave and unique person to do this, to be a first.

." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. jesse watters with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> president biden is the oldest president in u.s. history, why does white house staff treat him like a baby? >> no one treats the president of the united states, the commander-in-chief like a baby. that's a ridiculous claim. >> jesse: karine jean-pierre try to defend a big baby in the white house, after a new book shows how the president feels tired and can't hold an event before 10:00 a.m. americans agree that joe biden should be headed for retirement. a whopping 73% of voters say yes, president biden is too old to run. but your concern is just all a big joke to the big guy. >> you will live to be 90! >> [laughs] oh. [laughter] i tell you what, someone said, you know, that biden is getting old, i tell you what. well, guess what, the only thing that comes with age is a little bit of wisdom. i have been doing this longer than anybody. and guess

>> jeanine: bravo. >> dana: what more is there to say, jesse? >> jesse: just got a job at msnbc.s very good. i like the part where they catch him and then they make him say cheese. line up behind him and take photos. that's great. so the dog was on last night and he said exactly what the judge said. if you have a wide open border, you have america's most wanted from the third world piling in. you have no clue who these people are. and then we had john walsh, and america's most wanted, and he said he was surprised that this task force wasn't ramped up to bring in marshall's, to bring io bring in sharpshooters. because at two weeks, you know, he's about to kill again. so thankfully they got the guy. fetterman had not said a word. he was walking around going woo about impeachment and this guy looks like he was probably trying to get back to brazil because they don't have an extradition treaty. that is a long walk there if i don't think he was getting on a flight, but i'm glad they caught him before he got to delaware because hunter probably would have gotten his hands on him. this w

jesse, i have to go to you. arrogance and the ignorance of seattle residents, that johnny interviewed, is shocking. i mean, how can they be clueless? >> jesse: well, they are in denial. if you look at the demographics of the city, it is understandable. it is a very highly educated city. very white. very lgbtq. very secular. and they all believe in the same thing, which is criminalizing crime is racist. there is someone, a victims advocate, who just quit after 25 years because she said crime victims are being pressured by n sentences. so if you get assaulted, you are supposed to want that person to go to rehab instead of prison, and they are being bullied into doing this. it is about white guilt, and it is about people learning from these professors that in order to make everybody equal, they can't punish criminality. and it has gotten so bad that criminals are now coming into the city. we did it with sex offenders, used to see these sex offenders go to places like vermont or california, where they know they can

>> jesse:. >> jesse: do they have the death penalty in nevada?judge jeanine: not for someone inwho's 17, absolutely not. >> jesse: no? >> judge jeanine: no. bunot dana to your point, there no question the technology and e thone advancements that have be made and cameras everywhere, they, help law enforcement in t way that was never possible. >> jesse: well, this was pure evile and these people shoulde punished severely.p >> coming up next, hunter biden suin tg the irs for embarrassin him. but it could backfire big time. ♪ ♪ there are some things that go better... together. hey! like your workplace benefits... and retirement savings. with voya, considering all your financial choices together... can help you be better prepared for unexpected events. for a brighter financial future. thanks. ahh, pretzel and mustard... another great combo. voya. well planned. well invested. well protected. hi, i'm michael, i've lost 70 pounds on golo. i spent thousands on other diets that didn't work. on golo, i spent a couple hundred bucks and got back down to my hi

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>> greg: let's go watch jesse watters' show. >> jesse: ha ha.re physical -- i can do this. the sheriff has the best bald head i've ever seen in my life. if i lose my hair, i want that head. grissom's got crazy eyes it's pretty clear. we now have six different lawsuits, now i like lawyers. >> jesse: what? >> greg: and i hate to like lawyers. that's when someone gives you a veggie burger and it kind of tastes good. you're look i can what happened. griffin might have just given new mexico to trump. this was such a missed step. again it's another case where the democrat, who often confuse the republicans and libertarians and everybody else of doing things that they do, in this case it was like stealing your rights they're actually guilty of, you see that with the first amendment speech it's progressives, the second amendment, your life as a parent, all coming from the progressives. so again the so-called constitutional crisis we keep hearing about on the right is a delusion and on the left a reality which is why i salute tulsi from leaving the party

>> jesse:. >> jesse: greg you talk to whales i'm not saying it, if i want to hear what whales have toi can't believe you would even think of that. i think this is amazing because life is all about pattern recognition, right? that's how you learn to survive, how to avoid poisonous plants and lead a good life. so it seems to me that ai, if you can code the noise that an animal makes, just like code breakers do, you should be able to recognize patterns that then tell you what they might be thinking. i don't think it's ever going to work with dogs because i believe that when dogs bark, it's the equivalent of us pushing a doorbell. it's not like language. >> judge jeanine: that's not true my dog talks to me. >> greg: really? >> judge jeanine: yeah. okay, you want to know what i think? >> harold: yes, yes. >> judge jeanine: okay, here's what i think. if we're going to find out what whales are thinking or talking, they're going to say it's a pig penn you have all your litter and all your cigarette butts and life sucks. you've ruined the planet that's what they'll tell us >> harold: percy and

but most importantly, jes jesse, and, jesse, and this is where i really this is where i really thinkthe hard of the matter. if they truly are america first and can articulate a foreign policy that is america first, they will be an enemy. it will be the will be the next enemy of the administration fi--administrative state, do thy understand that? do they realize that? do they have a plan? should they become the leader? should they win the white house and actually go into more and evolving the american because i think that is the thing, jesse, that is the thing moving forward. i think it is the greatest threat to our freedom. it is the is the greatest her to, a constitutional republic and understanding if you do not know that the administrative state is that big a threat, you have no right. you have no right at all to actually be worthy of the nomination of the republican party. >> jesse: you hear these guys will go -- talking to abolished the fbi. i'm going to make everybody get on their knees and beg for forgiveness. that is not a plan to execute a strategy. i mean, that sounds good

have great night, everybody. >> bret: oh, hey, jesse. >> jesse: what's up, man.t. i missed the surfing dogs and piglets and whole thing. >> jesse: we're going to get a piglet on a surf board next. >> bret: see ya. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier, double breaking tonight. president biden strikes a deal with a member of what george w. bush called axis of evil on the day americans stopped to remember true evil the 9/11 attacks of 2001. for the

jesse, a more serious note that people aren't talking about. >> jesse: 3 inches? saw it's 8 inches. it's called the jesse rule. >> all right, boys. we're seeing this rise in food and fuel cost that are really causing the american people to struggle. nobody is pointing to the fact that this comes as a district result of bind's war to punish russia, trying to destroy their economy >> jesse: opening things up and blew up inflation and then they printed and spent trillions of dollars and here we are with $4 gas almost again. it's two major things to select this selection, standard of living, under trump, average house household north carolina is $78,000 a year. go to the airport, chaos. walk around, crime. see the homelessness and feel your quality of life deteriorating and i don't see a problem with ordering off the kid's menu. sometimes the options on the kids menu are moretizing and sometimes there's a -- more appetizing and sometimes there's a mac and cheese that looks better than a pork loan. forget about carbs. the items are better. jot economy was better under

." ♪ hello, everyone, i am judge jeanine pirro peer-to-peer with jesse watters, greg gutfeld and jesseatters, greg gutfeld and it's 5:00 in new york city and it's 5:00 in new york city and used to be america's shock jock champion of the first amendment who made his money by offended people but now he sounds like h said additionally for msn the. he actually embraces being woke as a compliment and claims americans oppose their agenda annsd are morons. >> i kind of take that as a compliment that i am woke up at i tell you how i feel about it o picked to meet the opposite of woke is being asleep and if woke meanhis i can't get behind trum which is what i think it means or that i support people who want to be transgender or i am for the vaccine,.ve >> jeanine: sorry, howard. they are sick of all the si nonsenseck being shoved down th throat. i take what happened in pennsylvania for hundreds of high school students walked out after school board said ud transgender students must be allowed toene use whatever bat they choosbathe and looks like is out of the mainstream and fo this, nearly 70% o

>> jesse: wellss?e in denial and if you look at the demographicsof of the city it's understandable. it is a very highly-educated city, very white, very lgbtq, very secular and they all believe in the same thing which is, criminalizing crime is racistis. someone, a victim's advocate who just quit after 25 yeart afs because she said crim victims are being pressured by courts to recommend non-prison sentences. so if you get assaulted, you're supposed to want that person to go to rehapposb instead of pris and d they're being bullied int doing this. it's about white guilt and it's about people learning from these professors that in order to make been equal, they can't punish criminality. and it's gotten so bad criminals are now coming into the city, wo diffd it with sex offenders we used to see them go to vermont or california where they know theyere can get away with prey on children because they know there's soft sentences, they'rec doing the same thing here and it's predatory. and it's such a shame becau

[laughter] >> jesse: so jessica says there's no evidence >> jessica: i complimented you though. >> jesseook because here's the new evidence they presented. an e-mail from jim biden to hunter biden >> jessica: oh the doctored one? >> jesse: no. i can work with your father alone. so there goes the i was never in business with my son because not only were you in business with your son, you were in business with your brother >> jessica: i'm glad you brought that up because that came from byron donald and aoc had the full quote about what happened and he wasn't talking about working. >> jesse: i have the full quote too >> jessica: no you don't. i've written down so much more than you it's astonishing. >> jesse: okay jessica i don't need to write it down because i know it cold. you guys have no defense. all you do is get up there at these hearings and throw papers around and make it a big subjective ridicule. no one on the democratic side, nor you, has ever addressed the evidence. you've never addressed the photographs, the wires, the text messages, the e-mails, the meetings, all of the action

jesse watters, your thoughts on this? >> jesse: emma accidently wore the wrong color at eagles nfl championship game and we were playing the vikings and they were purpose and will wore a similar color to purpose million and they were throwing things and i was catching them. shotgunning them and i was protecting her but it was a big mistake. not telling people if you go to an away game not to wear the home team jersey, but you have to be a little aware of your surroundings and after covid, there's been a lack of civility that's been normalized and people come out and don't look at them as objects and see them as human beings and there's a lack of discipline and consequences in the united states. at home, parents don't discipline and schools don't discipline and legal system doesn't discipline and coast through life getting away with pretty much everything. so people have gotten used to it. the phone gives you instant gratification and we're hitting a button and do whatever you want like that and you're in a face-to-face co

jesse watters prime time. you go, girl. >> that's cute. >> check out this oktoberfest waitress, who can carry 13 steins at a time to thirsty customers. >> that's impressive. deserves all the tips if you see her. >> nice. >> good job, ladies. >> that's feminism for you. >> gloria steinem in this show. >> go to gut feld.com, check out my next date, stamford, connecticut, december 3rd, albany, new york. tickets are available on dot com. we have time for this. animals are great. i love to play corn hole. that is not a good thing. >> isn't that adorable? all right. i'm going to shut up. >> okay. so an officer and his canine got an unusual assignment monday, had to wrangle a herd of 30 goats that escaped property in westchester. officers trusted their german shepherd to get them back in the pen. pedro is a narcotics dog, used to locating missing people. he completed his mission guiding them through the backyard, through the woods, where their pen was located. >> i think i saw commander in the background. >> have a g

>> jesse: folklore pull the sword.ords to see if that is excaliber. >> greg: jesse, idea for fox nation jesse booty. >> jesse: you always beat me to the punch. can i do the show if i'm not jewish? >> greg: good question. >> judge jeanine: if you are roman. [laughter] >> greg: that's it for us. have a great night. [laughter] ♪ ♪ ♪ >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, the special counsel in the hunter biden investigation has told a judge today he plans to indict hunter biden before september 29th. it's the latest outgrowth of the collapse of a plea deal that would have allowed the president's son to escape punishment for a gun charge. correspondent david spunt has details tonight. good evening, david. >> bret, good evening. this was tucked into the third page as kind of a surprise nugget in this court filing, this routine court filing filed just a few hours ago. special counsel david weiss plans to

i could use a good editor jesse i wish you were here with me you could help me out. >> jesse: i willana. we miss you >> dana: i miss you. >> judge jeanine: first of all do you think your experience on the five has prepared you for this debate? >> dana: i absolutely do. one, i was telling someone, i think greg will remember this, when we first started the five in 2011, we didn't really know what the show was going to be, we didn't really know what we were doing and we would all talk at once and i remember one day getting the call from the control room saying if you guys continue to do that we are going to cancel this show because the audience can't hear anybody if you're all talking at once. so we have been so much better about that on the five. the candidates in milwaukee, they weren't great about that and there's only so much a moderator can do. i'm hoping they can take our advice, figure out a way to play within the rules and make sure you can get your voice heard because this debate is an important one if they want to keep going. >> jesse: and during that. >> sandra: dana best of

goes first. >> jesse: i didn't realize how slick denmark was.the united states. he titled them "take the money and run." and left with $84,000. >> greg: is he like a hunter. >> jesse: it's a brilliant move. i respect it. it is what it is. if you are going to get scammed by the danes. that's the way to do it. driverless car chaos. greg, you might want to tune in for this one. >> judge jeanine: i am. all right, harold, hit. it ie getting young kids to cooperate for family photo can be hard. what 4-year-old emerson thought was loving pose with 18-month-old brother turned out to be a head lock due to height difference. mother posted it with the caption brotherly love and looking forward to recreating it in the future. won't be long until little wells will be able to jujitsu his way out of that bear hug. >> jesse: come on, wells. >> judge jeanine: that's a chokehold. >> judge jeanine: cute boys. a supervisor who worked at a starbucks on mark university campus kept having his 2,004 kia burglarized multiple times. parts were stolen. his co-workers and

i could use a good editor, jesse, i wish you were here with me. >> jesse: i will be pursing you know,perience on "the five" has prepared you for this debate? >> dana: i absolutely do, i think greg will remember this, when we first started "the five" in 2011 we did not know what that show was going to be or what we were doing, and we would all talk at once and i remember one day getting a call from the control room saying, if you guys continue to do that, we are going to cancel the show, because the audience can't hear anybody if you are all talking at once, so we have been so much better about that on "the five," the candidates in milwaukee were not great about that. there's only so much a moderator can do. i hope they are taking our advice and figuring out a way to play with and the rules and making sure you can get your voice heard, because this debate is an important one if they want to keep going. >> sandra: dana, best of luck to you, i know you will kill it and it will be a huge service to voters all over the country, and ask fabulous questions. so i was told either question or a

i get you and jesse confused.d: the amazing thing about the poll is most voters don't want trump or biden, which i think we'll find in that poll you showed what the other candidates, they're all polling pretty closely or little ahead. i think ramaswamy was ahead or behind and nikki haley had a good debate and continuing to reap the benefits of that. two, one of the issues of whoever the democrat is and republican is, i think the more these things come out about president biden in the coming weeks and months, whitmer name and newsom and other names you'll hear pop late the field, i think two issues will really help voters decide how they're going to pick a candidate. one is abortion. we -- jesse and i go back and forth and josh each other here on the show a bit and the way i said it, republican haves to get right on this issue to be competitive nationally in this presidential race because the question will be asked of whomever the nominee is on the side will you appoint justices or judges that come down on one side

so, jesse, this was not about a story. it was a strategy to chat -- damage of distance by scary appetizers. we all know how that feelsing a. why is the boot editor tried to get up pizza festival canceled. >> this is corporate terrorism parish she supposed to be doing reviews for food pitiful like h made her something that wasn't well presented. this is a guy that is not even shaft. in this food critic is trying t take down a charitable event. it is a pizza party to help ta kesmall business owners and she trying to destroy it.e so youme have media matters to take down popular companies and people and then you have journalists thatanieen y run ad to take down popular people. they are the same thing.a. this is an agenda.ey why do they have this agenda. why is he such a threat peter that is the question i'm i'm going to ask you tonight. the washington pos t, they compete against barstool sports but is because he is politicalln incorrect.co is becauserr they are not up th same tribe or hate cells or division cells, i don't know

it's not donny osmond. >> jesse: jason chaffetz?rd him curse. >> greg: jesse, swearing is important because swearing is another option instead of violence. instead of punching somebody you say, you know, f you or whatever which is what i do to you. if i wasn't able to swear at you, you would probably be dead. >> jesse: you would be punching out. you have to swear. if got to let it out sometimes. and they do say because we have done this on the show, the higher your intelligence, the more you swear. >> greg: that's true. there was a harvard study. [laughter] >> jesse: not debunked yet. >> greg: what happens when you swear in court? and you get in trouble? >> judge jeanine: i would hold them in contempt. absolutely. >> greg: what if they are not swearing at you? >> judge jeanine: it doesn't matter. they are in a pristine court room. don't do that. donny osmond said his father never cursed in front of he doesn't curse. my father never cursed in front of me but i worked with cops for 30 years. >> greg: some of the most beautiful words i

>> jesse: 8:00, that's me. >> greg: wow. >> jesse: i'll explain later. >> greg: tonight we have freight show jamie lissow and tom shillue. more dan ortegas and kat timpf. it's going to be a barn burner. i don't mean that literally because i don't want anyone go out and burn barnes. barnes are important part to our nature's infrastructure. >> jesse: save our barnes. >> greg: s.o.b.? >> harold: did you go, barn. [laughter] >> greg: i'm going to shut up. i had a celebrity sight but i didn't think we would have enough time to do it. >> jesse: we have time. >> greg: all right. hey, did you hear that theview had a picnic? huh? i guess we did have time for that jesse watters always has good news. he takes it from here. >> welcome to "jesse watters primetime." >> i believe their fight is our fight. it is really important not to push them to negotiate. >> the clinton's ukraine reconstruction, cha ching. >> how are we going to rename the clubs statue. >> new york tackleing the real crisis, christopher columbus. >> i feel like i'm being attacked and plainly they're working very closely together. >

stop while you are ahead. >> jesse: we need -- >> jeanine: "the fastest" is up next because jesse doesn't