i'm -- i'm pumped, too, jimmy. >> jimmy: what's up, tariq?-- >> tariq: it's just -- i've heard that some people have trouble spelling his name. >> jimmy: yeah, i've heard that, too, tariq. i don't know, maybe a song could help them out? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ stephen nedoroscik the pommel horse guy gymnastics' clark kent and a sight for sore eyes ♪ ♪ but spelling his name ain't easy i'm told but listen to us and i bet you'll win gold ♪ ♪ s-t-e-p-h-e-n n-e-d-o-r-o-s-c-i-k stephen nedoroscik we spellin' ♪ ♪ stephen nedoroscik well first you take an s then you add a t then a e then a p ♪ ♪ then a h and a e n at the end and that's the first challenge ♪ but the last name whew may knock you off-balance n then a e then a d then a o then a r then a o ♪ ♪ then a s then a c next is i-k guess what you're finished ♪ ♪ now chill 'til he's back for the l.a. olympics s-t-e-p-h-e-n n-e-d-o-r-o-s-c-i-k ♪ ♪ stephen nedoroscik we spellin' stephen nedoroscik ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tariq trotter, right there. stephen nedoroscik! stephen nedorosc

>> jimmy: tied? >> steve: by one. >> jimmy: it tied with "grandpa"? >> jimmy: wow.h one? we got "grandpa," and we got "cinderella." [ audience responds ] >> steve: "grandpa." ♪ if i could turn back time ♪ >> jimmy: you're saying "grandpa"? >> steve: yeah, "grandpa." >> jimmy: "grandpa" is the winner! [ dinging ] come on now! you know what's up! you know what's going on! you know what's up! come on. ♪ >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: i'm going to post this during the break. if you happen to see it online, give that "wepost" a repost. we have a great show. [ cheers and applause ] kim kardashian is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] daveed diggs is joining us. [ cheers ] charlie vickers is on the show. and we got stand-up from jessica keenan. stick around. we'll be right back with kim kardashian. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's time to find out once and for all -- >> okay. >> jimmy: -- who gets to release their signature beats headphones. >> if i win, everyone in the audience gets one. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: quest, drum roll, please. [ drum

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jimmy who?" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, of course. yeah.knew you guys were going to do this soon -- a couple of tunes together. >> jimmy: yeah, well, you're -- he's very talented. >> i know -- your son is so talented. >> yeah, thanks. he is. >> jimmy: sean douglas, just so talented. he wrote the song with me and meghan trainor. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and he's done other ones with meghan trainor. "mother" he did. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but anyways, i'm talking -- >> what's that one -- >> jimmy: "made you look?" >> "made you look." >> jimmy: yeah, he crushed it. he's -- he's just -- he's brilliant. so, i'm -- we're working on this song together. >> right. >> jimmy: and i'm nervous. i'm facetiming with meghan trainor. and then, you just jump on. you get on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: sean's facetime, you're like, "what's up, jimmy? how you doing, man?" >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: and then, you leave, and meghan trainor was like, "did i just see batman?" [ laughter ] that was -- that was the coolest thing i've ever seen. >> it was. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was ver

>> yeah. >> jimmy: mullets. >> both: ew. >> jimmy: pop sockets. >> both: ew. >> jimmy: hokas? won't let me watch that. [ light laughter ] stanley tucci? >> audience: yes! [ scattered cheers ] >> cute? >> cute. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> he's, like, a really talented actor. have you guys seen "hunger games: mockingjay," parts one and parts two? [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: "hunger ga-em"? "mocking-jah"? [ laughter ] paht one and paht tuh? [ laughter ] nah, i never saw that. finally, pink drink! >> both: ew, we love pink. >> jimmy: i got pink drink for all of us! [ cheers and applause ] ew! >> ew! >> ew! >> jimmy: that's all we have for "ew!" thanks to lucy and hailee for joining me today. tune in next week. ew! >> ew! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i guess i can kinda see it. stick around, we'll be right back with zoe kravitz. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ please please please don't prove i'm right ♪ ♪ and please please please don't bring me to tears when i just did my makeup so nice ♪ a hair salon? know. where do you get your h

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and i fear -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> i fear, jimmy -- >> jimmy: you do. >> -- that you're gonna -- >> when -- >> i feel like dave got 16-year-old dave. but you and i, we're gonna kind of take a more humbling look at our history. >> jimmy: here's a clip of shawn levy -- [ laughter ] -- in "zombie nightmare." take a look at this. [ audience ohs ] >> you are disgusting. you're not gonna get to your next birthday if you don't get your act together. >> up yours. >> what did you say, you disrespectful punk? gah! ah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the best clip we've ever showed on "the tonight show." >> wow, wow. it, like -- >> jimmy: that's the best clip we've ever showed of any movie. >> i am so flattered. you're being way too kind. it's suddenly so clear why i'm sitting here as a director and not that guy. >> jimmy: are you eating a a handful of pasta? >> i'm eating a handful of cold spaghetti out of the fridge, 'cause i'm a rebel. [ light laughter ] and just in case you didn't get that message -- >> jimmy: wow. >> -- i throw it at my mom's face -- >> jimmy: rude! >> -- and tak

>> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy: how many years did what?d it was amazing. >> jimmy: yeah, and it was weird that it was disney, 'cause it's on nbc. >> and let me tell you why that's weird. the company abc is owned by disney. nbc is not owned by disney at all. >> jimmy: no -- i'll even say, what's even weirder, it's not even walt disney, it was -- >> no, it was just a guy named bernard disney. >> jimmy: bernard disney, yeah. [ laughter ] it had nothing to do, and there were lawsuits. >> you've gotta check out bernard disney. >> jimmy: oh! >> you gotta check out bernard disney. >> jimmy: oh! you've got to. oh! >> you've got to. >> jimmy: you've got to see -- oh. you haven't seen "chest bumping"? >> one time i got jimmy to "ah" so hard he threw up everywhere. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ahh! you -- when i "ahh." >> ahh! you ever see our show "ahh"? >> jimmy: ahh, you guys see "ahh"? [ light laughter ] that was -- >> amazing. >> jimmy: ahh. >> it started off as like, a a dentist show, but then it just turned into this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if i cam

>> jimmy: ooh. >> he married me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, that's true. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but to the -- where you're getting married? >> the venue. >> jimmy: yeah, the venue. >> because i thought it would be fun to get ready at home with my sisters. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. and which one of your sisters really held you up? >> and the wedding -- oh, i won't say. she knows. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now it's sounding real now. this is very irish. okay. i know. she's such a good actor. >> it's hard because it does sound like something that catherine would do. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, you don't know. >> jimmy: ooh, it does? it sounds like something she would do? okay. i know. >> oh. >> jimmy: you're such a good -- i'm gonna say it's the truth. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that was risky. i didn't know. that was just -- come on! [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to jenna ortega, catherine o'hara. we're talking to jenna, after the break. stick around, everybody. that was like -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's odd because if you want to get your e

>> jimmy: what?goatees are donuts and your mouth is the donut hole." >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i don't know. i didn't even know -- yeah, i'm sorry. >> steve: you're the one to tell me. you're sorry. >> jimmy: you can't -- someone just walked out. >> steve: yeah, are you -- >> jimmy: someone just -- [ laughter ] come back, come back. you can't leave -- can't leave "the tonight show." come back. >> steve: i can't wait to see the poll on that. >> jimmy: let's see the results on this one. ♪ [ sad tuba ] yeah, that's fair. >> steve: whoa. >> jimmy: all right, let's try a new one. here we go. this next one says, "at the start of a vacation, my suitcase is full of perfectly folded clothes. at the end of my vacation, my suitcase looks like i looted a a marshalls." ♪ that's not bad, right? that's good. "just toss it in there. we'll figure it out when we get home." all right, let's see the results on that one, yeah. [ drum roll ] whoa! >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: wow. ♪ three people. three people held out, said, "n

it was just jimmy's word.made him take a lie detector test, and jimmy passed with flying colors. he was telling us the truth. so i mean, bottom line is we have further information that larry was responsible for tricia. lester holt: a grateful beaumont decided to reward him with full credit for his brave undercover work, releasing him from prison, and scrubbing his criminal record clean. from his perspective, he expected to get nothing. but from my perspective, i mean, of course, he had spent time in a loony bin with this guy, and gone through this whole process. lester holt: for 15 years, jimmy had been the only one to see those falcons that hall said watched over the dead. the problem is we never got them. i mean, they disappeared, so we don't know what happened to them. you've never seen the falcons? no. i'll show you a picture. that's one of the falcons. dateline took pictures of a falcon when we met larry hall's twin brother. he said larry carved the falcon in the wood shop at the springfield prison, and t

>> jimmy: yes.gged on to twitter tomorrow and there was a video making the just me hunche like, "bitch going to p [ laughter ] i'm like posed. it's good lighting. i mean, honestly, i'd have to convince people they were me. [ laughter ] but now i'm scared someone's gonna hack into the camera on my laptop and get a video of me eating alone. [ laughter ] you know how you eat when you're just like watching a a "sex in the city" rerun with the perfect snack? >> jimmy: yes. >> like, if i logged on to twitter tomorrow and there was a video making the rounds of just me hunched over a keyboard and a plate of nachos. like, "bitch going to paris?" i -- [ laughter ] you'd never see me again. you'd never see me again. >> jimmy: that's so funny. >> yeah. >> jimmy: before we go, i heard that you have a question for me. but -- so, as i said, i've done stand-up on this show three times. >> you're always so nice. you're always so welcoming. but when i first got the show, stand-up. were like, "can you get jimmy like,

>> jimmy: i mean, that's the concern.d a massive gap between what people believed to be true and what they are willing to say in public. we have always known men shouldn't be competing against women, but that narrative people were afraid to stand up to until men were already competing against women is why we wound up here, okay? and people are afraid to police this. the girl who lost the fight is also apologizing because she feels some shame in being in the middle of a culture war, i don't doubt, so i think it is just unfair to female athletes and whatever ensures a level playing field for them is what we should be pursuing. >> judge jeanine: you know, kennedy, why should these young women, boxers, be subject to the vagaries of what they call dsd, you know, the sexual differences that may happen with some of the candidates, that we can't really understand? why should they be subjected to this? >> kennedy: well, we have a science, and if we don't, then we need to develop better testing. the ioc needs to be the body that em

we learning from the jimmy canons of the world. we learning from sportswriters said we were also learning from dickens. and by the way, breslin you know, had this kind of persona. he had many personas, but one was the guy at the end of the bar, pat, and, you know, kind of boorish and everything extremely well read, extremely well read, well versed in literature and theology and and so he would chafe at that notion a little bit of being a new journalist. he was applying sportswriting would say to everyday life, you know. so that's that's why it goes back to the to the to the clifton pollard. okay. so had happened was he went to where all the pageantry was on the day of the funeral he sees haley selassie dressed up and some kind of crazy outfit and he sees 3000 journalists. and as he told tom robbins years ago, he said, that's death for me. that's death. i had to go. so then he has an idea and goes to art buchwald, a friend of his and he says, i'm thinking of going to arlington and seeing who the guy is that takes the grave. and buch

hail, jimmy kimmel!immy kimmel! [ laughter ] me, i'm your guest host, my name is jeff goldblum. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, baby. thank you, baby. jimmy, speaking of whom, is still away doing his very good charity work, of course. he's teaching in this case australians how to break dance. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is my third night hosting. [ cheers and applause ] and the media has been mildly abuzz, i might say, including, including our great friends north of the border in canada where they -- yeah. ♪ o canada ♪ where they featured a clip of me on one of their morning shows. watch this. >> jeff goldblum is filling in with jimmy kimmel. last night he stepped out of the studio and onto a hollywood tour bus to conduct his own unique guided tour. >> i came to hollywood in 1974-ish, 5-ish, if you can believe it. i lived right there. >> it's pretty cool to be able to go on a bus like that and just take kind of charge. they're just there for the ride, like -- >> and drive by your old apartment too.

the were jimmy burr. jimmy byrnes. thank you. i said, jimmy ross. jimmy byrnes i have a scholar here in the audience. jimmy byrnes probably the most qualified, and he was sometimes called the assistant president. but then fdr reneged, changed his mind, gave in to the he gave in to the choice of the big city, democratic bosses. and so from his train, from roosevelt to train 2000 miles to the west and san diego on the opening day of the convention and roosevelt chose truman. and truman had told everyone, including his wife, which is important, including his wife, that he would never accept. but he did. and so a few weeks after the close of that democratic convention and in 1944, a hot, humid day in august, 1944, fdr invited the presidential or is the nominee, harry truman, the nominee to a lunch and a photo op at the white house. truman wrote about it to his wife, bess, and he said, we dined in the backyard of the white house. he called the backyard the south lawn under a tree planted by old andy jackson. he loved jack's. and there's a famous photogra

jimmy burns, thank you. i said jimmy roosevelt. [laughter] jimmy burns.ave a scholar here in the audience. jimmy burns, probably the most qualified. he was sometimes called the assistant president. but then fd, r -- fdr reneged, changed his mind. he gave in to the chose of the big city democratic -- the choice ofem the big city democratic bosses. and f so from his train, from rs relate's train the ,000 miles to the west on san diego on the opening day of the convention, roosevelt chose truman if x. truman had told everyone, including his wife -- which is important -- including his wife that he would nebraska accept -- he would never accept. but he did. and so a few weeks after the closeat of that a democratic convention in 1944, a hot, humid day in august 1944, fdr invited the presidential oria the nomin, harry n truman, the nominee, toa lunch and a photo op at the white house. truman wrote about it to the his wife, bess, and he said we dined in the backyard of the white house, he called it the backyard, the south lawn. under a tree planted by old andy ja

jimmy kimmel, it's guest host jimmy c >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest hostjiminy glick. tonight -- melissa mccarthy. nick kroll. and music from the warning. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jiminy glick! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jiminy: how wonderful! wonderful! applaud yourselves! look at that, look at the band. oh! [ cheers and applause ] shut up! thank you! hello and welcome to "jiminy kimmel live." [ laughter ] ha ha ha! i'm your host jiminy glick. and let me just start -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. this is amazing. let me just start by saying how excited i am to be host of a show i love so much. although i've never seen it. [ laughter ] but word gets back from those who have that it's wonderful. filled with edge. speaking of edge, look who's here, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, such an exotic look. you're like a cross between burt reynolds and a pikachu. [ laughter ] is it true that jimmy found you floating down a river in a basket? >> guillermo: no. >> jiminy: we have a good show, we have a wonderful show. not as good as

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but jimmy needs a break.f there's anyone who deserves the summer off after working so hard all year, it's talk show hosts and teachers in that order. [ cheering ] i do love this show. i really do. i watch it every night. i'm sorry, sir. can i help you? >> guillermo: you're doing a great job. >> martin: we're talking. we're doing a talk show here. you can't have random people wandering off the street. especially if they look like a toy that you'd find under your christmas tree in the 1950s. >> marty, marty, marty. >> martin: what, what, what? >> keyboard player. that's guillermo. he is here every night. he is your sidekick for the week. all week. >> martin: oh, guillermo! yeah. [ cheers and applause ] oh, baby, come over here. >> guillermo: give me a hug. >> martin: doing a good job. that was a little too close. that scared me a little bit. jimmy warned me about you, actually. guillermo, what would jimmy usually do right now? >> guillermo: he would be talking about donald trump. [ laughter ] >> martin: i guess

right now on jimmy kimmel, guest host is rupaul. good night >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host rupaul. tonight -- maya rudolph, the finalists from "rupaul's drag race," and music from tommy richman. with cleto and the cletones. and now, rupaul. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> rupaul: hey! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome. aww. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, rupaul. [ cheering ] thank you. now, i am the last guest host before jimmy comes back from vacation. you know, in the drag world, when your jimmy goes on vacation, that's called tucking. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you. i'll be here all night. and boy, oh, boy, we have plenty to tuck about tonight, child. the three top finalists from "rupaul's drag race" are here. yeah. [ cheering and applause ] i can't wait. you know, drag is an unbelievable form of self-expression. it says, "i am who i am, and it also says i'm a fully realized whore named cupcake." "you got some money for me?" [ applause ] by the way, i'd like to c

on jimmy kimmel, it's guest host rupaul. >> have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! with guest host rupaul. tonight, bill skarsgard. fka twigs. olympic gold medalist gabby thomas. and music from pepe aguilar. with cleto and the cletones. and now, rupaul! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> rupaul: wow! wow! hey! hi! welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. i'm your guest host rupaul. and i am sad to say, this is my last night hosting. [ audience: moaning ] i know, i know, we're all sad that jimmy's coming back. [ laughter ] guillermo is devastated. [ laughter ] guillermo, be honest. be honest, and you don't have to hurt my feelings. who has been the best guest host? >> guillermo: you, of course. [ cheers and applause ] [ rim shot ] >> rupaul: very sweet, so sweet. guillermo, i bet you say that to all the 7-foot drag queens. [ laughter ] i've had so much fun this week. as a token of my appreciation, i've decided to buy one of these for everyone who works on the show. and i swear, this is a real product being advertised on tv. >> he

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hey, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!." cheering ] i'm your guest host, my name is jeff goldblum. [ cheering and applause ] a lot of you at this point may be thinking, "hey, what's blum jeff goldblum doing here." am i having that recurring sex dream again?" and the answer is, "pinch me and find out." not many people know this, but jimmy kimmel and i, this is true, are actually neighbors here in l.a. yeah, that's true. i'm not going to tell you where exactly. i don't want you showing up. but one time, listen to this, i knocked on his door and said hey, jimmy, he came to the door. i said hey, can i borrow some flour for this and that. he said "sure thing, jeff." and i said, "thanks neighbor. if you ever need anything, let me know." and here we are. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i think i got the better end of that deal. he is a very generous, generous guy. by the way, i'm not just happy to be here, i'm lucky to be here. i don't know if you felt hit the afternoon, there was a 4.4 earthquake right here in los angeles. oh, yeah. i d

you beautiful humans, to jimmy kimmel live >> i am your guest host, not jimmy kimmel. my name is kathryn hahn here, they let me back after last night, i've had such an amazing time, i totally get why jimmy does this. for three months out of the year. i really do. and so far, the response to my late night debut has been overwhelmingly positive. i don't have social media, but people have posted stuff like, great job kathryn, j'adore. kathryn that means i love kathryn. by the way. you sound drunk by the way, i am drunk. with right here. >> oh, that's right, yeah. that's right. yeah. that's righ. >> okay, maybe i'm not drunk. maybe i just have covid like everyone else does right now. i don't know what's happening with covid again. half my friends have covid and the rest have, i'm sorry, you guys. it's allergies. cases are way up here in la. in fact, i want you to turn to the person to your right. right now. and. okay. and then i want you to turn to the person to your left, okay. congratulations. you just gave them both covid is called flirt, which is bananas. do you rememb

how did you meet jimmy carter? after we lost the 1968 election when i was working for hubert humphrey against nixon, i went back to my hometown, clerked for a federal judge, and then i was going to work for the prohibitive favorite, carl sanders, who had been the former governor and was the odds on favorite. my high school roommate. henry bowers, said, you have to see former state senator jimmy carter. he's the underdog. but i think you'll like him. and i went to see him and carl sanders was in a very upholstered office of his law firm, jimmy carter. i met on a folding table with two irons folding chairs. and i said, what am i getting myself into? he had work boots on. it took me one hour to realize this was the real thing. he was from south georgia, but he understood urban issues. mass transit, education reform, and from me. he was someone who was supporting civil rights, even from south georgia. and it took me a second interview to convince myself i shouldn't work for carl sanders, who i had first gone to see. an

the spirit of jimmy v award. it's, it means an awful lot to me. i love the v foundation and to receive this recognition is truly. >> i'm honored. the night's event pushing the foundation's fundraising total past $400 million, all going directly to game changing cancer research. >> it's a lot of hard work for over 30 years that has grown it to what it is. and all inspired by that wonderful speech that evening when jimmy v's famous s.b. speech, he said, don't give up. >> don't ever give up. and we really haven't. >> shane jacobson is the ceo of the v foundation and says it takes a truly special person to take home the award, having only handed it out a few times. >> george bodenheimer embodies that. don't give up. don't ever give up spirit. he's given his his heart. he's given his soul to the v foundation. >> what do you need? and she said $400,000. so we're going to give $400,000 right now and helping to drive up those fundraising dollars. >> coach k, mike krzyzewski, the legendary duke university coach, is also on the board of the v foundation. >>

jimmy kimmel is up next. guest host martin short. >> have a great night and a wonderful weekend. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host martin short. tonight -- selena gomez. beck. and sean hayes. with cleto and the cletones. and now, martin short! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> martin: thank you! thank you! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you so much. just because i say thank you doesn't mean you have to stop applauding. [ cheers and applause ] >> martin: whoo! welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, martin short. [ cheers and applause ] this is my third night hosting the show. and i now have a much better understanding of this job. especially the part where jimmy doesn't want to do it. [ laughter ] hey, how many of you in our studio audience are visiting from out of town? [ cheers ] well, according to tsa, last sunday set the record for the most travelers ever screened in a single day. there was chaos at airports all around the country. p

oh, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" [ cheering ] jimmy kimmel is not here. am your guest host -- [ cheers and applause ] my name is kathryn hahn. [ cheering ] i'm going to be filling in for the next three nights. what? and while some of you may want me to step aside for the good of the country, i'm not going anywhere! [ cheers and applause ] i am very excited, and despite my cool exterior, i'm also a little anxious. but jimmy said that if i get nervous i should just picture guillermo in his underwear. [ laughter ] is that okay, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, that's okay. >> kathryn: do i have your consent? >> guillermo: yeah, go ahead, yes. >> kathryn: okay, thank you. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] ♪ >> kathryn: thank you. that's great. >> guillermo: welcome. >> kathryn: so much better. not nervous at all. [ laughter ] okay. so more than anything this week, i'm really hoping to find my own late-night host persona. because right now i've got nothing. i don't know who i am. fallon plays party games, john oliver does the funny accent. [ laughter ] kimmel takes ridicu

the spirit of jimmy v award. it's. it means an awful lot to me. i love the v foundation, and to receive this recognition is truly. i'm honored. >> the night's event pushing the foundation's fundraising total past $400 million, all going directly to game changing cancer research. >> it's a lot of hard work for over 30 years that has grown it to what it is and all inspired by that wonderful speech that evening on jimmy v's famous espy speech, he said, don't give up. >> don't ever give up. and we really haven't. >> shane jacobson is the ceo of the v foundation and says it takes a truly special person to take home the award, having only handed it out a few times, george bodenheimer embodies that. >> don't give up, don't ever give up spirit. he's given his his heart. he's given his soul to the v foundation. >> what do you need? and she said $400,000. so we're going to give $400,000 right now and helping to drive up those fundraising dollars. >> coach k mike krzyzewski, the legendary duke university coach, is also on the board of the v foundation. >> ji

what are you going to tell jimmy when he gets back?xt time, take four months off." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ rim shot ] >> rupaul: okay, i love you. now listen, i want to thank bill skarsgard, fka twigs, and gabby thomas. "nightline" is next, but first, closing out the summer of mexicana with his album -- guillermo, help me out -- "que llueva tequila." here with the song pepe aguilar! ♪ ♪ ♪ >> you can dance to this, right? let's do it! hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>> this is "nightline." >> juju:

the spirit of jimmy v award. it's it means an awful lot to me. i love the v foundation, and to receive this recognition is truly. i'm honored. >> the night's event pushing the foundation's fundraising total past $400 million, all going directly to game changing cancer research. >> it's a lot of hard work for over 30 years that has grown it to what it is and all inspired by that wonderful speech that evening on jimmy v's famous s.b. speech, he said, don't give up, don't ever give up. >> and we really haven't. shane jacobson is the ceo of the v foundation and says it takes a truly special person to take home the award, having only handed it out a few times. george bodenheimer embodies that. don't give up. don't ever give up spirit. he's given his his heart. he's given his soul to the v foundation. >> what do you need? and she said $400,000. so we're going to give $400,000 right now and helping to drive up those fundraising dollars. >> coach k mike krzyzewski, the legendary duke university coach, is also on the board of the v foundation. >> jimmy uh

the spirit of jimmy v award. it's, it means an awful lot to me.ceive this recognition is truly. i'm honored. >> the night's event pushing the foundation's fundraising total past $400 million. all going directly to game changing cancer research. >> it's a lot of hard work for over 30 years that has grown it to what it is. and all inspired by that wonderful speech that evening on jimmy v's famous s.b. speech, he said, don't give up. >> don't ever give up. and we really haven't. >> shane jacobson is the ceo of the v foundation and says it takes a truly special person to take home the award, having only handed it out a few times. >> george bodenheimer embodies that. don't give up. don't ever give up spirit. he's given his his heart. he's given his soul to the v foundation. >> what do you need? and she said $400,000. so we're going to give $400,000 right now and helping to drive up those fundraising dollars. >> coach k, mike krzyzewski, the legendary duke university coach, is also on the board of the v foundation. >> jimmy uh- had incurable cancer, but

. >> all of us we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. it's guest host rupaul. >> have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" with guest host rupaul. tonight -- diane lane. aunjanue ellis-taylor. and music from big sean. with cleto and the cletones. and now, rupaul. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your host, rupaul. as my grindr profile says, "i can host, but y'all better be gone in an hour." [ laughter ] we've got a lot of show to get to, so let's start with some breaking fruit news. custom agents in san diego seized two tons of meth that was hidden inside fake watermelons. for those who don't know, meth is the type of drug that makes you think this will pass for a real watermelon. [ laughter ] look at that thing! my gosh. speaking of meth melons -- how do you like that segue there? [ laughter ] the democratic national convention has been a blast! [ cheers and applause ] last night during the roll call, they got the crowd going with a surprise perf

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] i want you to keep it going, because we have a lot to celebrate tonight. just next door at the el capitan theater, the emmy nominations were announced this morning. the most nominated shows this year are "shogun" and "the bear." "the bear" now holds the record for most nominations of a comedy that's not actually a comedy. [ laughter ] but the big news is that "jimmy kimmel live" was nominated for outstanding talk series. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. i've hosted the show for three nights, and we got nominated for a [ bleep ] emmy! [ cheers and applause ] that's some serious star power right there! the show is up for an emmy and so is our director, andy fisher. andy, cut away to yourself. [ cheers and applause ] and congratulations to jimmy's writers who are nominated for their work on the oscars. [ cheers and applause ] i'd mention them individually, but i don't know any of their [ bleep ] names. [ laughter ] guiller

now i am the last guest host before jimmy comes back from vacation.now, in the drag world, when your jimmy goes on vacation, that's called tucking. thank you. i'll be here all night. and boy, oh, boy, we have plenty to tuck about tonight, child. the three top finalists from "rupaul's drag race" are here. yeah. [ cheering and applause ] i can't wait. you know, drag is an unbelievable form of self-expression. it says, "i am who i am, and it also says i'm a fully realized whore named cupcake." "you got some money for me?" [ applause ] by the way, i'd like to con-drag-ulate my drag race family. our show was just renewed for its 17th season and got nominated for ten emmys. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. i love my job. and i love being nominated for awards. but that's not really why i do it. i do it for the money. i do it for the money. guillermo, you also do it for the money too, right? >> guillermo: yeah, i love money, of course! [ laughter ] >> rupaul: hey, baby, how was your weekend? >> guillermo: it was great. i didn't do anything. >> rupaul: that'

>> with got to watch jimmy failla now? ♪ >> i'm jimmy failla and this is fox news saturday night.op in. ♪ >> welcome to fox news saturday night for the democratic national convention is finished and so is the country. if they went. i'm obviously kidding and we are not planting fears and joining me to explain. without dropping a single f bomb on live tv. [laughter] a multimedia superstar legendary communist of the daily mail. a lot of great acts of the dnc and would have been the funniest comic there but wasn't invited because he's too. his own safety, maybe the first time in history someone stayed in new york city for their own safety. >> chicago. >> they wanted to have it someplace safer but he moved on. let's have this talk because of the big week in chicago history bookshelf democrats promised beyoncÉ and they nominated free, a communist offering free stuff, as i keep going people kamala harris is not running for president, she's running for class president which is why we heard so much about fives and joy and so little about policies and plans. that said, is a bipartisan show