here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you.hat's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for being here on this magical night of celebrity dancing and that it is. it was a night of many rumbas here on abc with the second to last "dancing with the stars" show on the season. less than 24 hours of knowing who will take home the coveted mirror ball trophy and less than 36 hours away from forgetting who took home the coveted mirror ball trophy, so -- [ applause ] can you feel that? excitement. static electricity. the final three contestants, j.r. martinez, ricki lake and rob kardashian danced tonight. this is something. according to a new poll, 54% of americans believe rob kardashian is a finalist on the show because his sister has been encouraging people to vote for him through twitter. only 14% think he's a finalist because he's one of the best dancers. and 26% had no opinion, because they lead full and productive lives. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but he was the best one tonight. once again, they

jimmy kimmel. what do you want for christmas? >> i want justin beeber in my stocking. >> dicky: and lenny kravitz. >> jimmy: are you coming only me? because i can be had. you know the plastic spikes you put on top of your roof to keep the pigeons away? turns out, those are a very effective way >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with exciting news for people who like to eat. tomorrow, friday the 16th, burger king is giving their new thick-cut french fries out for free. they're golden brown and crispy, with just the right amount of salt. isn't that right, guillermo? >> oui. >> jimmy: oui? >> oui. >> jimmy: are you speaking french? >> si. i like burger king's new thick-cut french fries so much, i learned to speak french. >> jimmy: did you learn to say anything other than oui? >> i also learned about the french kind of kiss, too. jk you learned how to french kiss, huh? >> oui. >> jimmy: but just so we're clear, you know you don't have to be french to get free fries at burger king, right? >> oh. but can i still wear the hat? >> jimmy: oh,

jimmy kimmel is next. good night, america. >>> up next, on an all new jimmy kimmel live. "the x factor" judges. >> something has had to happen between you two sexually. we really don't know what to do when it rains in l.a. when it rains, we drive like gary busy talks. it's a mess. and music from the kooks. done anything naughty this year? >> no. >> nothing? i'm going to put down >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about listerine pocketpaks which, unlike mints and gum, actually kill 99.9% of bad breath germs. that's great news for us because we are siamese twins. >> yes, we are siamese twins! >> jimmy: guillermo, can i tell you anything? >> yes, jimmy, you can tell me anything. we are siamese twins. >> jimmy: okay, then -- you might want to consider using listerine pocketpaks. >> how come? >> jimmy: well, for one, because of that onion sandwich. [ laughter ] >> it is delicious. [ laughter ] jm. >> it seems delicious, but your breath -- take another bite, enjoy. [ laughter ] it's just that your breath is not delicious, that's all. >> how dare you? that's it! i am go

jimmy kimmel is next. have a great weekend. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- shaquille o'neal. >> jimmy: i feel like you miss male come pan son ship because you've touched me a lot. >> that's because i love you. you know i love you. >> dicky: julia jones. >> i was told that nobody would be lifting me. >> dicky: and music from david guetta featuring usher. >> jimmy: rick perry woke up this morning, read the news about herman cain, saw all the >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about nintendo mario cart seven. you can throw a banana peel at other drivers, you can drive under water or pop out a glider to soar in the air. and so celebrate the game for the portable anyone den toe 3ds system, nintendo teamed up with west coast customs to create life size mario carts and i'm now going to show you how they work. race guillermo? >> i am super mario. >> jimmy: of course, i forgot. yehya? >> start the engine! go! >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that was pathetic. let's look at the instant replay. look a

jimmy kimmel is next. have a great weekend. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- shaquille o'neal. >> jimmy: i feel like you miss male come pan son ship because you've touched me a lot. >> that's because i love you. you know i love you. >> dicky: julia jones. >> i was told that nobody would be lifting me. >> dicky: and music from david guetta featuring usher. >> jimmy: rick perry woke up this morning, read the news >> jimmy: rick perry woke up this morning, read the news about herman cain, saw all the anything else, hon? hon? do you call everyone hon? no. i'm sweetie. precious. sugar britches. whoever you are, get a whole dinner and a drink for just $8 with the $2, $4, $6, $8 value menu. only at denny's. america's diner is always open. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about nintendo mario cart seven. you can throw a banana peel at other drivers, you can drive under water or pop out a glider to soar in the air. and so celebrate the game for the portable anyone den toe 3ds system, nintendo t

>> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about fuel's new tv, four camps of eight compete in one of a kind adventures designed by brian being began, ken block, ron getten jr., and tanner faust. for your chance to compete for one of four brand new vehicles submit a vehicle to octaneacademy.com. my friends guillermo and yaya are outside making there ares right now. >> okay. i think it's working. action! >> hi, i'm guillermo. this is my assistant yaya. i want to go to the academy. i have the right attitude and i want to be a stunt driver. that's why i want to go the to academy. >> no, i want to go to the academy. >> you make your own video. this one is mine. >> no. >> listen to me. >> please. >> listen to me! i want to go to the academy. >> no, take me! >> listen to me! i want to go to academy! listen to me! >> jimmy: i think he wants us to listen to him is the point. >> think you have what it takes to roll with the octane academy, submit a video to octaneacademy.com and have till january 31st to make the cut. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with regi

and jimmy kimmel is next. have a great weekend, america. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: all right, let's party. it's time to get going. >> dicky: peter facinelli. >> why are we hugging? >> dicky: chef jamie oliver. >> a little bit of heavy breathing. yeah! >> dicky: and music from vince gill. >> jimmy: mark this down. november 17th, 2011, the day america gave up. ♪ say we just unfriend ♪ say we just unfriend >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live," >> jimmy: oh, hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, playing known the world over that's available now at the app store. after you play this new version with one-touch mode, playing the old version on the iphone and ipad feels as old fashioned as throwing giant colored shapes off the roof of a building, like yehya and guillermo are doing right now. we have yehya on the roof and guillermo down below. hey, yehya? >> yes, jimmy? >> jimmy: ready to do this? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: go ahead. >> okay. >> go ahead! >> tetris! >> jimmy: all right. >> yehya, you're not good at t

jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: what do you want for christmas? >> i want justin beeber in my stocking. >> dicky: and lenny kravitz. >> jimmy: are you coming onto me? because i can be had. up know the plastic spikes you put on top of your roof to keep the pigeons away? turns out, those are a very effective way to keep your >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a message about these. the reebok real flex training shoe. you want to be in the best shape? wear these. but instead of sitting here telling you about them i would rather show you with the help of my friends norm mcdonald and adam carolla who are in the middle of a very heated podcast argument. >> football athletes are the best in the world. >> hockey players are the best. >> peyton manning is a great athlete. >> peyton manning is the greatest football player in the world. bobby orr, the greatest athlete in the world. >> i'm going to have to ask you to leave. >> leave? >> i'm bidding you adieu. good day! >> hey guys. i have an idea. you play football. you play hockey. why don't you play fockey

ritchie and music from jack's mannequin with cleto and the cletones and now most of all here's jimmy kimmel cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, making the dangerous journey to be with us here in person. it's supposed to get windy again tonight. last week almost 500,000 homes in southern california lost power including mine. worst of all, i should say mine. the power in my house went out late wednesday night an didn't come back on friday -- everything in my freezer thawed which meant i was forced to drink eight gallons of ice cream over the weekend. i hate to see things go to waste. i really do. the thing that bothers me most point wind there aren't any special uggs for it. you know, i knew i had a pair of special uchlth gg bhoots to wear i'd be excited about sitting alone in the dark for 48 hours. one more day and i would have become an honorary amish but i didn't make it. the wind would be a much bigger problem if people actually walked anywhere. whenever i see a pedestrian in l.a., i wonder what they're up to or what happene

here is what happened. >> did you watch on jimmy kimmel last night? i was going to say, i saw a different version of that story on late night tv last night. >> here's what jimmy did to it. >> i've seen that show, it's fascinating but what was the myth that they were trying to bust? >> jimmy: it's still -- still going. >> that is some good editing. >> you got right up after that happened. you are a trooper. you sprung right up. >> all right, look at this. a high school -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, if she shows that tomorrow, it could go on forever. your move, robin. there's an event later this month that i personally can't wait for. on december 27th, donald trump will moderate a debate between republican candidates for president. or at least that was the plan. ron paul, jon huntsman and mitt romney said they will not participate and today rick perry said he won't. here's his announcement earlier today. oh, wait a minute. hold on. i think that is -- that is not the video. that's -- [ applause ] different video. perry said he isn't skipping the de

"jimmy kimmel live" is next. see you here tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- kathy griffin. >> jimmy: why would you have a fake poni tay tail? you ate my candy, you sneaky mom. congratulations, guys! >> dicky: jamie bell. >> lots of alcoholics, i see. fantastic. and music from young >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with our friend pepto bismol. keeping you and your insides covered should you happen to overdo it this holiday season. why, what is that infernal noise? hold on a second. >> oh! oh! >> jimmy: santa, is that you? what happened? >> si -- i ate all the meat of cookies you left last night, now my belly feel not so good. >> jimmy: i'm sorry about that. but -- i have a gift for you, santa. there you go. >> wow! pepto bismol! that's just what i need. >> jimmy: pepto bismol? merry christmas. >> thank you, jimmy. you've been a very good boy this year. >> jimmy: thank you, santa. you know what i'd like as a uld? i would like you to say the name of this product again. >> oh. pepto bism

"jimmy kimmel" is next and we'll see you here tomorrow. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live." >> cybermonday is the day that every store online -- it's basically black friday for people too lazy to put on pants. >> dicky: regis philbin. >> welcome to "regis philbin live." >> jimmy: still has a little bit of flavor. this could be fantastic. >> the more regis, the better. >> dicky: and music from paul anka. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about adventures designed by action sports superstars tanner faust. for your chance to compete for one of four vehicles submit ray video to octane academy.com. my friends are outside making theirs right now. >> okay. i think it's working. action! >> hi, i'm guillermo. this is my assistant yaya. i want to go to the academy. i have the right attitude and i want to be a stunt driver. that's why i want to go the to academy. >> no, i want to go to the academy. >> you make your own video. this one is mine. >> no. >> listen to me. >> please. >> i want to go to the academy. >> no. >> listen to me. i want to go to the academy. oh, listen to me.

jimmy kimmel is next. i'll meet you back here tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- about m armie hammer. >> mad at you, dude. >> jimmy: some of them are. >> no, all of them. >> dicky: jeri ryan. >> jimmy: craigslist holiday gift ideas. >> this is david hasselhoff statue. >> jimmy: does it get drunk and vomit on your carpet? >> dicky: and music from t-pain. >> jimmy: no male >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about nexpedition from american express travel, the way to turn your next trip into a customized adventure. just go to nextpedition.com, take the online quiz to uncover your travel sign -- i'm a taste blazer, by the way -- then, you speak with a travel specialist. they'll tailor your itinerary for a mystery adventure that will be revealed day by day on your travel console. or, you can plan it all yourself and wind up like this. >> this is not a good vacation for me. i'm cold, i'm hungry, i'm sad. and i'm hungry. >> jimmy: oh, now, guillermo, hold on a second this is

jimmy kimmel is next, and we will see you here monday. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- "dancing with the stars" winner j.r. martinez. >> jimmy: now that "dancing with the stars" is over, i don't know what i'm going to watch anymore. when did the nfl season start? it did? what the hell is happening to me? >> dicky: david beckham. >> jimmy: that's a great show and tell item. >> i know. >> dicky: dana delany. >> i don't know what it is. >> dicky: and music from nickel back. >> jimmy[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[q >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word from cars.com. the place to shop keconfidently. tools to make sure you get the right car at the right place. over the last few weeks, our friend yehya has been on a college football tailgate party pilgrimage. he's been to arizona to san francisco and it's been quite an edadventure and it's time now t take a fond look back. >> action! >> action! hi, i'm yehya. i'm here for the game. for cars.com. show you how tailgate. i come for the -- let's go! >> want food? it's not good, man. i bring you falafel. i give you eat. good? >> tastes like f

here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome.hank you, cleto. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. please don't challenge me on that. i appreciate that. thank you for watching and thank you for joining us here on this fine winter's eve. thanks for braving the elements to be here. you know, steve guttenberg got a star on the hollywood walk of fame outside today. and it rained all day. [ laughter ] you think that's a coincidence? let me tell you something. we don't know -- we really don't know what to do when it rains in l.a. when it rains, we drive like gary busey talks, it's a mess. and we are totally unprepared. people were ordering mai-ti is at lunch today just to get the little umbrellas. someone alerted me to this via twitter. on the local nba station in denver, the weatherman was standing outside in the cold where weathermen stand. i don't know if his jaw froze or maybe he's lonely or what but this happened. >> and there is a chance for snow on friday. that does not look like a great chance at this point so we

jimmy kimmel is next. i'll meet you back here tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- about m armie hammer. >> mad at you, dude. >> jimmy: some of them are. >> no, all of them. >> dicky: jeri ryan. >> jimmy: craigslist holiday gift ideas. >> this is david hasselhoff statue. >> jimmy: does it get drunk and vomit on your carpet? >> dicky: and music from t-pain. vomit on your carpet? >> dicky: and music from t-pain. >> jimmy: no male we need a sofa. vomit on your carpet? >> dicky: and music from t-pain. >> jimmy: no male something i can stretch out on! ooh... that will go with those lamps my mother gave us. or we could get some new lamps. or we could get no sofa. negotiating, eh? you got it! how about a nice home for our tv? how about doors to hide that drive-in theater? how about a cowhide rug? yee-haw! and the snacks? get their own place. let the marathon begin! for a limited time buy select seating and get 15% back, at ikea, the life improvement store. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimme

jimmy kimmel next. we'll see you back here tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: i tried to write happy hanukkah on my iphone and the auto correct changed it to happy chewbacca. >> dicky: josh holloway. >> you're like sampson would your stubble, aren't you? >> jimmy: wrap the smallest person in your family like a present. make sure the kid can breathe. don't open them until christmas. >> dicky: molly sims. and music from death >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new 2013 ford taurus sho. innovative, big on performance and long on attitude. it's almost as if i'm describing guillermo, right guillermo? guillermo? guillermo? i think he's out for the night. >> and that's why you have to work on christmas eve pepe and paco. ho ho ho. guillermo! >> santa? >> we need to talk. oh! i need you to fill in for me this year. >> but i'm not fat enough to be santa. whoa, okay, now i'm fat enough to be santa. now what do i do? >> all you have to do is believe in holi

jimmy kimmel is next. and we will see you here tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: it is kind of funny, riot police arrested people, still less violent than black friday. >> dicky: jim parsons. >> were you in your underwear frequently on that show? >> jimmy: probably. >> dicky: taylor kitsch. and music from my morning jacket. >> jimmy: how are you doing over there, cory? everything all right? >> yeah, the lights are bright. >> j >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel here with taylor kitsch, the star of the new disney movie "john carter." when does this come out? >> not until march. but i brought you the world premiere here. >> jimmy: the movie again is called "john carter." here's the trailer with taylor. >> let them be crushed. >> you killed him with one blow. when i saw you, i believed that something new had come into this world. >> you are john carter of earth? >> yes, ma'am. ♪ >> what happened to this place? >> a new power threatens to destroy our city. >> that don't loo

jimmy kimmel up next. have a great night, america. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- jane fonda. >> jimmy: can i fix you there? you mind if i plug you in? i put my phone number down your pants. >> dicky: russell brand. >> i have worked out to jane fonda. >> jimmy: you have? is anyone ready for some yelling? >> smile and talk at the same time you moron! >> jimmy: now the future is going to know we were >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a message about nextpedition from american e prex travel. the way to turn your next trip into a customized adventure. just go to nextpedition.com, take the online quiz to uncover your travel sign -- and then you speak with a travel specialist who will tailor your itinerary for a mystery adventure that will be revealed day-by-day, on this, your travel console. or, you can ignore my advice entirely and end up like this. oh, hello there. >> hello, jimmy. >> jimmy: where are you, yehya? >> i am on vacation at the dude ranch. >> jimmy: and how's it going? >>

jimmy kimmel is coming up next. i'll meet you back here tomorrow night. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: when i see a pedestrian in l.a., i wonder what they're up to or what happened to them. >> dicky: christina applegate. >> you were stabbing repeatedly. this is a great story for late night tv. >> dicky: director guy ritchie. and music from jack's man kin >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about nintendo mario cart seven. the only place where road rage is legal. you can throw banana peoples after other drivers, use a propeller to drive under water or soar in the air. and to celebrate the new game for the portable nintendo 33-ds system, we have life size carts. race, guillermo? >> i am super mario. >> jimmy: of course, i forgot. yehya? >> start the engine. >> jimmy: okay. >> go! >> jimmy: oh. oh, my goodness. that was pathetic. let's look at the instant replay. look at this. i get out of the blocks so much more quickly. it wasn't even a contest. i smoked you like a sausage. sorry, mario.

came to be on your show and i remember one of the guys who i'm not going to name but he was like, jimmy kimmeleezy? >> you got it. it was. >> jimmy: really? >> apparently, i think you pissed off little people. >> jimmy: i know what i did. >> what? i don't know. >> jimmy: like a million things. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm always going into their houses and putting things on the high shelves. >> sure, sure. just take it, no, just grab it, sure. >> jimmy: they didn't say why? i'm worried now. concerned about my safety. >> jimmy, i think you'll be okay. >> jimmy: i'm like gulliver to them. i not know, like, maybe 13 years ago, i found out that they had a championship basketball team, they have their own basketball league? and i decided it would be a good idea if i and the guys from the show, the radio station that i worked for at kroc took their team on. and -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: and we beat them on a last-second three-point shot. >> okay. i've got a story that can beat that. robert who plays my valet in the movie, he's my man servant for all intents and purposes. i had to actually know how to fi

>> dicky: tonight on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: i didn't think there could be anything cuter than guillermo, but then he had a baby. it's like if a kitten gave birth to a puppy. >> yeah. yeah. >> dicky: matthew morrison. >> i love your show. thanks. [ laughter ] >> dicky: maggie q. and music from yelawolf. >> jimmy: without tv, what's snooki supposed >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with this, quelf from spin master games. the unpredictable party game with five crazy categories that encourage incredibly wacky behavior. there is only one rule in this game, and that is obey the card. we pulled joey and monica out of our studio audience. like "friends." are you ready to play? >> i am. >> let >> jimmy: the first question is for joey. the category is showbiz. okay. >> okay. >> jimmy: stand up, do these as i tell you. stand up and sway your hips back and forth. make a circle with one hand and put it on your forehead -- >> ah -- which one? >> jimmy: hold your other hand in the air and say, "go ahead, johnny bumblenut, fire away." >> go ahead, johnny bumble nut, fire away. >> jim

>>> tonight on "jimmy kimmel live." armie hammer. >> i think little people are mad at you, dude. >> some of them don't like me, yes. >> no, no, no. all of them don't like you. >> from "body of proof," jeri ryan. >> craigslist holiday gift ideas. >> this is david hasselhoff statue. >> jimmy: does it ever get drunk and vomit on your carpet? >> and music from t-pain. >> jimmy: no male prostitute i >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with news about fuel tv's upcoming reality show. four camps of eight compete in adventures designed by action stars. for you chance to compete for one of four brand-new ford vehicles, just submit a video to octaneacademy.com. my friends are outside making theirs right now. >> okay. i think it's working. >> action. >> hi, i'm guillermo along with my assistant. i want to go to the octane academy. i have the right attitude. that's why i want to go to the octane academy. >> no, i want to go to octane academy! >> no, listen to me! pick me! i want to go to octane academy! >> no, take me! >> listen to me!

going to bring jimmy kimmel some presents tonight. >> yes. i have some gifts for you. what the presents are but -- i see they're in a cooler. so i hope it's beer. >> i hope you like them. >> jimmy: okay. this is what they are. >> jimmy: what does that say? human remains? great. this is not real? >> here's the thing. >> jimmy: all right. >> now, first, we have to get gloves on. these are mine. these are what i wear on the show. i didn't know whether you're a small or a large. >> jimmy: um -- i'm a large? [ cheers and applause ] is there a medium? >> this is another thing. this is very hard to do while you're acting is putting on these things and not having a gloves fart, which happens a lot. >> jimmy: really? well, why wouldn't you have the gloves fart? howie mandel built a career out of it. >> all right, now, this is courtesy of the prop department, so we have to thank them. >> jimmy: how nice of them. >> this is what we use on the show. start with these, i think. >> jimmy: okay. oh, no. >> these are -- sheep eyeballs. >> jimmy: you need help? sheep eyeballs. >> can you

jimmy kimmel is up next. and we will see you here tomorrow. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: i didn't think there could be anything cuter than guillermo but then he had a baby. it's like if a kitten gave birth to a puppy. >> yeah. >> dicky: matthew morrison. >> i love your show. i was like -- >> dicky: maggie q. and music from yelawolf. >> jimmy: without tv, what's snooki supposed to do? go around vomiting door to door? >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- matthew morrison. maggie q. and music from yelawolf. with cleto and the cletones. and now, where am i? here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. hello there. well, that's very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. are you here by choice or did the wind blow you in here? we've had crazy winds here in l.a. in some areas, up to 97 miles per hour. 97 miles -- t

jimmy kimmel is up next. i'll see you back here tomorrow. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: it is kind of funny. riot police arrested hundreds of people outside city hall, still less violent than black friday after every walmart in america. >> reporte >> dicky: jim parsons. >> were you in your underwear on that show? >> jimmy: probably. >> dicky: taylor kitsch. and music from my morning jacket. >> jimmy: how you doing over there, cory? everything all right? >> the lights are >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jim parsons. taylor kitsch. and music from my morning jacket. with cleto and the cletones. and now, don't worry. here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice, thank you. thank you, cleto. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming out tonight. be honest. how many of you are just here because you got kicked out of occupy l.a.? [ laughter ] probably heard,

jimmy kimmel is next. and we will see you here tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: it is kind of funny riot police arrested people still less violent than black friday. >> dicky: jim parsons. >> were you in your underwear frequently on that show? >> jimmy: probably. >> dicky: taylor kitsch. and music from my morning jacket. >> jimmy: how are you doing over there, cory? everything all right? >> yeah, the lights are bright. >> jimmy: theabababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababa