on "jimmy kimmel live," david harbor. . >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live. tonight, david harbour, "science bob" pflugfelder, and . for now, nobody move, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. we're in hollywood, we're right in the ankle of the state of california. we're, believe it or not, progress is being made here in california. this is a cause that has long been dear to my heart. it's something i've spoken about many times, and that cause is excessively long drugstore receipts. that's right, cvs, i'm talking to you. i believe a receipt for a pack of gum should not be long enough to ride space mountain. there's an assemblyman named phil ting from san francisco introducing bill, i will call it phil's bill. it would require businesses to provide electronic receipts unless you specifically ask for a paper receipt. [ applause ] now you won't have these, now all you have to do is give the kid with the nose ring at hot topic your e-mail address and you'r

bill said, jimmy kimmel, you're living in a hole.or all of us who live around the spokane area, north idaho area in general know the greatness that is gronzaga, not just the basketball. do a little research before you talk out your ass, kimmel. i liked you till now, f-off. i have a degree from there, signed the real cher doll. some people tried to use alumni to make their case. you probably don't know much, probably haven't heard of mr. tom foley, 30-year u.s. congressman, elected speaker of the house. hey, jimmy kimmel, heard of bing crosby? he went to gonzaga. and the largest three on three basketball tournament. thank you. you're welcome. hey, jimmy, i'm proof gonzaga exists. i graduated in gu's school of engineering and had a great career developing digital cameras, mixed reality headsets, that's interesting. her job is to create reality that doesn't actually exist. just like the uni the u claims she went to. [ applause ] she ev they even did an extended story about this on theness. they reminded him that he interviewed a guy nam

on jimmy kimmel live, sean penn. >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live". tonight -- sean penn. from "good girls", retta. and music from jenny lewis. and now, simply put, jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. very jimmy. imate ho i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. please, relax. very nice of you to join us on today, this day. what is it, thursday? this is undoubtedly one of the least-productive days in america. nothing got done in our office today. the ncaa tournament started. all work came to an immediate halt. tonight's show is going to be terrible, okay? you know every year they try out the statistic about how much money american businesses lose because their employees are watching basketball? that's misleading. it's assuming they would have been working if they hadn't been watching basketball. the truth is, we would have been looking at facebook and taking buzz feed quizzes. my favorite part is the closeup shots of the chubby trombone player screaming. i was in the band, i kn

>> like i've been circling jimmy kimmel for a minute but not been on. take a look seven years ago. >> do you know what a republican is? >> like the good guys from "star wars"? >> jimmy: exactly. do you fwheeknow what a democra? >> a doctor for your teeth. >> jimmy: a doctor for your teeth. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: he's funny. >> he's about as tall as i am right now. >> jimmy: does he know more about politics now? >> i think you got him started on this trajectory. he's very opinionated. >> jimmy: we have another clip of your son, i believe from that very day. what would you do to make school better? >> i don't know what i'm going to do about education, but i'm just saying more schools in the tri county area. >> jimmy: the tri county area? what's the tri county area? >> this place in toy story. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's very cute. >> education, you know. it's all about education. >> jimmy: what were you up to when your son was, he's what, 15? >> he's about to be 15. >> jimmy: what were you doing at 15? >> much less good than him. injure whe >> jimmy: w

. >>> from hollywood, it as jimmy kimmel live. tonight, collin from "little", marsai martin, matthew mcconaughey, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from billie eilish. and now, as a matter of fact, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: well come i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. a special day in today was very nice. spring is here. it is opening day. for major league baseball. you remember baseball? it used to be our, baseball used to be our national before fortnight took over. you know, the odds of filling out a perfect bracket are one in 9.2 quintillion. that's if you fill it out before the tournament. if you wait until after, they go way down. now i instigated a little bit of march madness up in washington state. on the show this week and last week, i'd been blowing the rims off what i believe to be the biggest university scandal that does not involve a cast member from "full house." i just don't buy that gone saga university is real, i believe their basketball team is real. i even picked t

dan ashley. >> i'm dion lim, on jimmy kimmel, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- senator kamala harris, mark hamill, the wedding fainter, and music from judah and the lion, and now, in all probability, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you coming to iplease rel. it's too much already.

. >> have a >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- joseph gordon-levitt, from "9-1-1", angela bassett, the 13th annual belly flop competition, and music from half alive. and now, stay put, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. how are you? i appreciate it. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. real fine. [cheers and applause] i will say, we've had an especially interesting week here at our show. you know, we talk about, we talk quite a bit about the president on this show, and all the late night shows do, but it's unusual that he talks about us. perhaps in order to distract us from his embarrassing defeat in the senate today, the president unleashed a tor the rent of ran selected topics. he tweeted about nancy pelosi, national agriculture day and took a shot at the late night hosts. he wrote, the three very weak and untalented late night hosts. first of all, i don't know why he would call steven colbert and jimmy fallon weak. that's rude. carson did

on "jimmy kimmel live," david harbor. . >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live. tonight, david harbour, "science bob" pflugfelder, and . for now, nobody move, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. we're in hollywood, we're right in the ankle of the state of california. we're, believe it or not, progress is

. >> i'm dion lim, on jimmy kimmel, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- senator kamala harris, mark hamill, the wedding fainter, and music from judah and the lion, and now, in all probability, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you coming to iplease rel. it's too much already. night one of march madness. maybe the maddest march there ever was. the ncaa tournament is under way. this is the educational portion of the tournament when millions of americans have to figure out which channel is true tv. that only took us half an hour today. from first famgame, tonight's ft game was between prairie view and fairly dickinson. have you filled out the tournament brackets? the ncaa tournament? [cheers and applause] this is a chance for college basketball fans to lose $10 as slowly as humanly possible. at this point, my co-workers don't even try to hide the fact they're watching tv all day. every tv has a crowd around. it's like i'm doing a

we were watching jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: oh, that's how they recommend you watch the show. >> yes. >>ittle late, you know. 12:45, i took my shower, went to say good night, and i went in, and she was like she said i said mommy, are you okay? what's wrong? mommy, are you having a stroke? and she said [ slurring ] she couldn't move her mouth. so i called the ambulance. >> jimmy: you called and ambulance? >> i called an ambulance. >> jimmy: did you go to the hospital? >> we went to the hospital. she had on my "think like a man too" robe. >> jimmy: low profile. >> because we were panicked. >> jimmy: sure. >> and i called my friend on the phone. i said listen, i think mommy is having a stroke. and i was distraught. the dog, now mom. zeus, mom, it was too much. and then, yeah. so. >> jimmy: did you tell the doctor? >> well. >> jimmy: what was going on? >> no. my friend was doing a prayer. and then we were downstairs, and she said did you take your stuff? and i said yeah, and she was like i think you bitches are high. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that the official diagnosis? >> well, i went to m

dan >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- matt leblanc, from "us", winston duke, and music from tomberlin. and now, coming this way, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very nice. very kind. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're a part of this. i really am. i'm glad you're, everybody's upbeat, because today was a, it was a very, very unhash tag blessed day today. facebook and instagram have been down since 9:00 this morning. you remember that scene in "back to the future" when marty's family start ths vanishing? when instagram went down, same thing happened to the kardashians. we lost rob sadly. i don't know what to do. i was force to the go outside to show polaroids of my lunch to people out on the street. fortunately for our president, twitter was up and running, no problem at all. trump was tapping his tiny little fingers to weigh in on comedy shows. he wrote jay leno points out that comedy on the very boring late night shows is totally one-sided. it'

this is what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live at abc7 news at 11:00. jimmy. >> thanks, dan and alma. it's a special bachelor night. you don't have to -- i'm not asking you to do anything unless you want to propose to me. only if you want to. why are all these business owners so excited? we're going to comcast. it's ahead of the game, ahead of the curve. it's going to add to the productivity of our business. it's switch and save days at comcast business. right now, get fast, reliable internet for $49.95 a month and save $600 a year. just one more way we take your business beyond. but hurry, switch and save days ends april 7th. internet that's reliable. internet that's fast. that's super important. i just want to get it right now. call today. comcast business. beyond fast. and you realize great minds shop alike? yes. or when you find those name-brand shoes that everyone notices? oh, yeah! or when you get exactly what you need for your growing family? yes! that's yes for less. yep! yes, yes, yes, yes... yes! seriously, 20 to 60 percent off department store

"jimmy kimmel live," lady gaga. don't forget to spri >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- oscar winner, lady gaga, adam carolla, and music from manÁ. and now, all right, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very nice. welcome, everyone. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. if you're joining us, i know a lot of you are here from like out of town and you're probably not watching tv, but today was a very dramatic day for the government of the united states. the president's former lawyer and fixer, cohen testified before the house oversight committee. you just like the oversight committee? michael cohen had a statement that mentioned both the hall holocaust and a porn star. he called his former boss a racist, con man and cheat. but he worked with him because he said it was intoxicating, not like wine but cocktails with cosby kind of thing. cohen also officially identified the person in his plea deal as individual one. >> last fall i pled gu

. >>> first "jimmy kimmel live." jimmy. >> thanks dan and ama. you will not believe what you're about to see. we've got to finish the show, you know. >> throw everybody out. >> we have other guests, danny, whole world alwould you like a desk chair, weekends off, or the bathroom code? yes, please! which one? it's time to get more. lower fares. better service. sweeter rewards. alaska airlines. >>> i'm abc7 meteorologist drew tuma. 70 days so far past this year, more than half the days, where you live san francisco, oakland, san jose, have been rainy. san jose past year so far, 47 rainy days, compared to 23 dry in 2019. today is first dry day of the month of march so far. >>> fremont family is devastated after dar delivered end of life new via a robot. >> but kaiser permanente is standing by decision to use the technology. >> unfortunately there is nothing you can treat. >> prognosis difficult to accept under any circumstance became even more painful for the quintana family when doctor used a robot to deliver the bad news. >> doctor said there was n

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on jimmy kimmel live, sean penn. >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live".- sean penn. from "good girls", retta. and music from jenny lewis. and now, simply put, jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. very nice. welcome. i'm jimmy. imate ho i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. please, relax. very nice ofou

on jimmy kimmel, mandy moore. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!mandy moore, from "queer eye", antoni, jonathan, karamo, and tan, nick kroll, plus music from dean lewis. and now -- where am i -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. welcome. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. oh, please, it's -- thank you. i'm very flattered. i welcome you.

. >>> first "jimmy kimmel live." >> thanks dan and ama. don't watch this, don't bother coming home for easter. >> jimmy, it's so hard being an actor. i know you've never heard how tough it can be on location. >> i hear sometimes people do their own stunts. >> >>> incredible video of a man working on traffic signal hit by big rig. recorded by dash cam 1 1/2 weeks ago near houston. traveling about 50 miles per hour, slammed into the bucket. amazingly, the worker strapped into harness and wearing helmet, not hurt. >>> seafood is natural choice for bay area but what you see is not necessarily what you get, advocacy group tested seafood, 21% labeled incorrecty nationwide. in northern california, 38%. snapper turned out to be grokfish often. need to be better monitoring the industry. >> seafood fraud cheats consumers, threatens health and safety and hides practices. >> chilean sea bass is mislabeled more than 50% of the time. >>> prom can be wildly expensive, forcing many teens to stay home on the night but one organization stepped up in big way

and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, very nice. hi, everybody. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy.he host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thank you for being so grand to fight through this

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larson, from "gotham," ben mckenzie, and music from tierra whack, and now, for the most part -- jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. thank you. thank you very much. i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you did. i'm glad you're here in southern california where on behalf of all of us we're sending warm wishes to those of you who are digging your way out of winter storm scott.

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and now, stay put, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. how are you? i appreciate it. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. real fine.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- chris pratt, from "captain marvel", gemma chan, and music from david gray. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, very nice. hi, everybody. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thank you for being so grand to fight through this rain. the reason it smells like a wet german shepherd is because it's raining here in los angeles. please, keep us in your prayers around the country. there was a lot of thunder and lightning, did you hear the thunder and lightning? my daughter was scared. i said don't worry, it's god bowling. she's like, what's bowling? you know what, forget it, go to sleep. there was so much electricity in the air i thought lady gaga was doing another duet with brad le cooper. [ applause ] by the way, on the subject of electricity, did you see gayle king and r. kelly? if you don't know, he's facing ten counts of aggravated sexual abuse, including sexual acts with three minors, which he d

for >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- the bachelor colton underwood and cassie randolph! from "videos after dark," bob saget! and music from walk the moon! and now, back up! jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. [cheers and applause] i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you to all of you for coming. thank you for joining us. this is my after the after, the final rose celebration of love earlier tonight on abc. the second and final part of the bachelor season finale, and what a finale it was. colton finally found a woman to share the rest of his body with tonight. and he is here with us. unless he makes a run for it. you never know with him. watch him, all right, fwguiller? colton by the way is backstage lathering up. there he is. [cheers and applause] cassie is with us, too, which is especially exciting for us, because on january 7, 2019, after the first episode of the bachelor, once again i correctly predicted that cassie would be colton's choice. of the 30 wome

on "jim >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- s matt lablanc. and now, coming this way, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: very kind. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you were part of this. i really am. i'm glad you're, everybody's upbeat, because today was, it was a very, very today. facebook and instagram have been down since 9:00 this morning. you remember that scene from back to the future where marty's family starts vanishing? when instagram went down, the same thing started happening to the kardashians today. we lost rob sadly. i didn't know what to do. i was forced to go outside to show polaroids of my lunch to strangers walking by on the street. fortunately, for our president, twitter was up and running, no problem at all. the president was tapping his tiny little fingers to weigh in of all things, late night comedy shows this morning. he wrote, jay leno points out that comedy on the very boring late night shows is totally one-sided. actually, the one-sided hatred on these shows is incredible and for

and now, suddenly, jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome, welcome.very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. please, relax. i have to tell you. today was a,

and now, walking this way, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you.elcome. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. this makes sense. this is a very nice, today officially today, today is the happiest day of the year. today, in case

, and now, most likely, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, everyone.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i do appreciate it. i have a quick question for you. how many of you, how many of you are visiting us here? how many of you are here on a trip? [cheers and applause] well, i hope you are enjoying yourselves, because it would appear that others aren't. according to a prominent travel website that i never heard of been today, they ranked the top 99 tourist destinations intionss

on jimmy kimmel, mandy moore. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mandy moore, from "queer eye", antoni, jonathan, karamo, and tan, nick kroll, plus music from dean lewis. and now -- where am i -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. welcome. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. oh, please, it's -- thank you. i'm very flattered. i welcome you. i'm sure you know, those of you on spring break especially that march madness is upon us. it is that magical time of the year when people who know nothing about college basketball pretend they know things about college basketball. [ laughter ] and every american workplace brackets are being precipitated, entry fees are being not turned in, matchups for the ncaa tournament are set. duke is the number one overall seed, the first time talking about has been the number one seed since every year ever since basketball began. the other number one seeds are unc, uva, and gonzaga. i have a theory. i know this might be controversial

, and now, most likely, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, everyone.m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i do appreciate it. i have a quick question for you. how many of you, how many

"jimmy kimmel live," lady gaga. don't forget to spri >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- oscar winner, lady gaga, adam carolla, and music from manÁ. and now, all right, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very nice. welcome, everyone. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. if you're joining us, i know a lot of you are here from like out of town and you're probably not watching tv, but today was a very dramatic day for the govern

. >> hav >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- brie larson, from "gotham," ben mckenzie, and music from tierra whack, and now, for the most part -- jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. thank you. thank you very much. i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you did. i'm glad you're here in southern california where on behalf of all of us we're sending warm wishes to those of you who are digging your way out of winter storm scott. why they name a scott, i don't know. probably somebody at the weather channel forgot to get their family member a present. when i hear scott, i think of a co-worker who uses the microwave to heat fish. scott isn't a storm name. it's the name of your mom's new boyfriend, not a storm. schools were closed. hundreds of flights were cancelled. about 60,000 homes lost home. thousands of men were forced to masturbate to a catalog. there was a silver lining. that lining is a woman in brooklyn named diane. >> we getting mad because the

"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- danny devito, from "the good doctor", freddie highmore, and music from ajr. and now, by all means, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> welcome. welcome. >> thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. very nice. i need a little energy boost, because i hope you're recovered from the curse of daylight saving time. on saturday night my son had me up all night. up 3:00 a.m. he won't go to sleep. and i'm sitting there thinking well, you know, at least we get an extra hour of sleep on sunday. and then i finally get to bed. i wake up at 7:00. i look at the clock and realize oh, no, this is not the good daylight saving. this is the bad one. this is spring forward, and i just want to fall back. that's all. is that too much to ask? the only good thing about daylight saving time is twice a year it gives me the opportunity to say the f-word to my microwave oven. they did a study in finland and found during the first three days after daylight saving time, there's a spik

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live". tonight -- samuel l. jackson. from "the fix", robin tunney. and music from x ambassadors. and now, suddenly, jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome, welcome. hello! very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. please, relax. i have to tell you. today was a, it was a special day today at our house, because today is my wife, molly's birthday. [cheers and applause] i'll tell her you said that. she's 19 years old today. and this morning our 4-year-old, jane, immediately, she wants to know when the cake is coming. i'm making oatmeal, and she wants cake. we sit down, we're at the table having breakfast, and i say do you want to know what kind of cake it is? she says yeah, and i said okay, don't tell mom, it's a surprise. her mother's sitting right there. i whisper in jane's ear, it's a confetti cake. and she's excited because she loves confetti anything. and i said don't tell mom. and now jane with this information

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. >> thanks for >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ellen pompeo, from "whiskey cavalier," lauren cohan, the l.a. galaxy's zlatan ibrahimovi?, and now, most likely, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i do appreciate it. i have a quick question for you. how many of you, how many of you are visiting us here? how many of you are here on a trip? [cheers and applause] well, i hope you are enjoying yourselves, because it would appear that others aren't. according to a prominent travel website that i never heard of been today, they ranked the top 99 tourist destinations intionss world, and right smack at the bottom is the hollywood walk of fame, which is us, they say we are the worst tourist attraction in the world, woirse than the labrea tar pits. and that's tar. the number one tourist destination according to them is the plaza de espanzia in bra bra never heard of it. statue of liberty is number 41. and our neighborhood i

. >> thanks for being he >>> from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- matthew mcconaughey and snoop dogg, from the la dodgers justin turner, plus music from durand jones & the indications. and now, great news, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone. welcome. thank you for coming. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on this sunny and beautiful day here in march.

. >> thanks for >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ben affleck, comedian dane cook, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from bring me the horizon. and now, to put it bluntly, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome. relax, relax. very nice. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming and for braving the rain. i appreciate it. appreciate each and every one of you. i appreciate the love, happy valentine's night to everyone. i see we have a lot of young lovers here in our audience. some not so young. i know why you're here on this romantic night, the reason you brought the one you love is because tickets are free. and you're the 150 cheapest people in hollywood are in our audience. the history of valentine's day goes back to the middle ages when st. valentine's, who was a real person, stopped at rite aid, and they gave him with a stick with a balloon on it. did you get a gift for your wife? >> yes. >> jimmy: did your wife get a gift for you? >> yes, she got me t

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