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hello, and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night."osted by me, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] we are in primetime for game five of the nba finals. now, milwaukee tied things up after the suns imploded in game four. phoenix had more turnovers than a german pastry shop. [ laughter ] once again, giannis came up big for the bucks. not only did he make the suns eat their words, he also made them eat a basketball. watch this. >> tucker on edge. throws it up for ayton! omiaistetokounmpo, what a block >> anthony: whew! you've got to watch out for giannis. that man will buck you up! you know, a lot of people were wondering why giannis mysteriously left the court during the first quarter in games three and four. well, turns out, he had a very good reason. >> yawn oes, second game in a row went out second quarter. curious, what's going on there? >> what the hell you say politely. [ speaking in foreign language ] a tinkle. >> a tinkle? >> yeah. >> anthony: the greek freak took a leak! [ laughter ] "i went to take a tinkle --" how does
hello, and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night."osted by me, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] we are in primetime for game five of the nba finals. now, milwaukee tied things up after the suns imploded in game four. phoenix had more turnovers than a german pastry shop. [ laughter ] once again, giannis came up big for the bucks. not only did he make the suns eat their words, he also made them eat a basketball. watch this. >> tucker on edge. throws it up...
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i'm not jimmy kimmel's guest host. okay? jimmy kimmel is my guest host.e fills in for me 358 days a year. [ laughter ] this is exciting. game two of the nba finals between the milwaukee bucks and the phoenix suns! [ cheers and applause ] there's a lot at stake in the finals. for instance, whoever wins will become the first nba team in four years to not decline an invite to the white house. [ cheers and applause ] u.s. presidents have a complicated history with basketball. and that's because the only president to ever look cool holding one was barack obama. look at my dude. he's got form. he's got hops. he can even play while taking a business call on a flip phone. other presidents just did not look natural holding the rock at all. here's ronald reagan pretending he's seen a basketball before. [ laughter ] patrick ewing's going "ronny, just hold the ball and take the damn picture, man." [ laughter ] here's george h.w. bush threatening to shut down the youth center. side note. after this photo was taken he actually shut down the youth center. [ laughter ] a
i'm not jimmy kimmel's guest host. okay? jimmy kimmel is my guest host.e fills in for me 358 days a year. [ laughter ] this is exciting. game two of the nba finals between the milwaukee bucks and the phoenix suns! [ cheers and applause ] there's a lot at stake in the finals. for instance, whoever wins will become the first nba team in four years to not decline an invite to the white house. [ cheers and applause ] u.s. presidents have a complicated history with basketball. and that's because the...
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right now on jimmy kimmel >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host arsenio hall! tonight, lebron james, richard e. grant, and music from tainy x yandel. and now, arsenio hall! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: oh, yes! yes! [ audience woofs ] absolutely! hello. have a seat. cleto and the cletones. welcome, i'm your guest host, arsenio hall. thank you.nd applause ] yes. frankly, i just ran out of suits. [ laughter ] i know it's only been two nights, but hey. i ain't got a lot of suits these days. i tried on one of jimmy's suits, i snuck in his dressing room and tried on one of his suits. it was a little tight in the ass. [ laughter ] just a little tight. real tight. i almost passed out with his pants on. [ laughter ] as you know, jimmy is off until september. he's like an elementary school teacher that makes $15 million a year. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's what it sounds like to me, you know. this is my second and final night hosting the show. [ audience aws ] oh, you're very kind. my mom leading it. [ laughter ] after tonight, if i want a celeb
right now on jimmy kimmel >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host arsenio hall! tonight, lebron james, richard e. grant, and music from tainy x yandel. and now, arsenio hall! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: oh, yes! yes! [ audience woofs ] absolutely! hello. have a seat. cleto and the cletones. welcome, i'm your guest host, arsenio hall. thank you.nd applause ] yes. frankly, i just ran out of suits. [ laughter ] i know it's only been two...
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"jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night" with guest host anthony anderson. tonight -- johnny knoxville and mark cuban. presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson. ♪ >> anthony: you know who you are. you know who you are. you know who you are. hello. thank you. hello and welcome to our game night special. i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. more applause, please. [ cheers and applause ] we are coming to you in prime time for game three of the nba finals between the milwaukee bucks and the phoenix suns. it's game three, but giannis is still shooting his free throws from game two. giannis, of course, has been playing through a knee injury, and the other night he hurt his back because he had to carry his entire team. kind of rough. the suns took the first two games. i think i know what the problem is for the bucks. it's their head coach. he dresses like an assistant manager at rei. and this dude's pep talks are so not so peppy. >> play fast, play random, play together. do it together. >> play fast, play random. do it together. that's also w
"jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night" with guest host anthony anderson. tonight -- johnny knoxville and mark cuban. presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson. ♪ >> anthony: you know who you are. you know who you are. you know who you are. hello. thank you. hello and welcome to our game night special. i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. more applause, please. [ cheers and applause ] we are coming to you in prime time for game three of the nba finals...
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>> dicky: from holly "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night" witht -- chance the rapper, and an nba edition of "mean tweets." presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> anthony: hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." i am your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] i'm filling in for jimmy, who is off having a white boy summer. tonight, from phoenix, game one of the nba finals between the suns and the bucks. milwaukee versus phoenix. it's the battle of cheap connecting flights. you know, it's hard to explain the excitement of having your team in the finals, but this phoenix fan really slammed it home. >> it's been since 1993. the valley is, like -- if you are boiling potatoes on a stove and it's like, you got to check it because the water's about to blow, that's us right now. >> anthony: right. in case you're wondering, they legalized weed in arizona eight months ago. and it appears to be working. but mr. potato head's got a point. the last time the suns were in the finals was 1993. to give yo
>> dicky: from holly "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night" witht -- chance the rapper, and an nba edition of "mean tweets." presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> anthony: hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." i am your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] i'm filling in for jimmy, who is off having a white boy summer. tonight, from phoenix, game...
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only for a limited time. >> arsenio: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." in back of jimmy's studio with the great lebron james. lebron, when is the last time you picked up a basketball? >> i mean, i've been around the game with my boys and their tournament, but i have not shot a basketball in a minute. hopefully this goes well. >> arsenio: it's like a bicycle, get right back up on it. tonight, all you need to do is make one shot from the top of the key. and if you make it, dicky, tell him what he gets. >> dicky: if lebron makes the shot, $25,000 will be donated to the charity of lebron's choice, courtesy of chime, the easy and free debit card used by millions of americans. >> arsenio: i want to ask mr. james for you people, what charity have you chosen, sir? >> i've chosen lebron james family foundation. that's my charity. [ cheers and applause ] i'm excited about that. >> arsenio: i know all about it. good look to you. okay. whose motorcycle is that? jay leno is going by, i think. [ laughter ] okay. you feeling in the zone? >> i'm ready, i think so. i'm wa
only for a limited time. >> arsenio: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." in back of jimmy's studio with the great lebron james. lebron, when is the last time you picked up a basketball? >> i mean, i've been around the game with my boys and their tournament, but i have not shot a basketball in a minute. hopefully this goes well. >> arsenio: it's like a bicycle, get right back up on it. tonight, all you need to do is make one shot from the top of the key. and if you...
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that's next week on "jimmy kimmel live!."tomers — they get our best deals. you got your existing customers — they also get our best deals. everyone. gets. the deals. questions? got it. but, why did you use a permanent marker? because i want to make sure you remember. i am going to get a new whiteboard. it's not complicated. only at&t gives everyone our best deals on every smartphone. like the samsung galaxy s21 5g for free. frank is a fan of fast. he's a fast talker. a fast walker. thanks, gary. and for unexpected heartburn... frank is a fan of pepcid. it works in minutes. nexium 24 hour and prilosec otc can take one to four days to fully work. pepcid. strong relief for fans of fast. the new lexus is is all in on style. all in, all day. and all in on power. this is what excellence looks like, people. and this is what exhilaration feels like. the new lexus is. all in on style. all in on performance. all in one package. like me. yeah, we'll see about that. the new lexus is. experience amazing at your lexus dealer. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ w
that's next week on "jimmy kimmel live!."tomers — they get our best deals. you got your existing customers — they also get our best deals. everyone. gets. the deals. questions? got it. but, why did you use a permanent marker? because i want to make sure you remember. i am going to get a new whiteboard. it's not complicated. only at&t gives everyone our best deals on every smartphone. like the samsung galaxy s21 5g for free. frank is a fan of fast. he's a fast talker. a fast...
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hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, wanda sykes. [ applause ] this is my second night here. last night, i started a rumor that jimmy's in rehab. [ laughter ] i encouraged you all to tweet your support for jimmy with the hashtag #cottonmouthkimmel. a lot of you reached out with words of encouragement. "jimmy, hope rehab going good." "good luck jimmy kimmel you can make it! one day at a time." "sending strength and positive vibes to cotton mouth kimmel. you got this, bro." [ applause ] that's a good start, but we can't stop now. jimmy needs us more than ever. oh, and i failed to mention last night, the thing he's addicted to? is steroids. it's a tough time, but he's jacked as hell right now. so please, show him you care. use our new hashtag -- #jackedupjimmy. [ applause ] jimmy, we're sending our best to you, and your scrunched up 'roid nuts. we have a special guest on the show tonight. all the way from minneapolis, the kid who holds the guinness world record for the biggest mouth gape. he's 16 years o
hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, wanda sykes. [ applause ] this is my second night here. last night, i started a rumor that jimmy's in rehab. [ laughter ] i encouraged you all to tweet your support for jimmy with the hashtag #cottonmouthkimmel. a lot of you reached out with words of encouragement. "jimmy, hope rehab going good." "good luck jimmy kimmel you can make it! one day at a time." "sending strength and positive vibes to...
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>> anthony: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." i'm anthony anderson.ris >> thank you.>>ntho: wh is e ceremony? >> it is going to be the 9th through the 11th of september. so we're really excited about it. >> anthony: congratulations again. >> thank you. >> anthony: well, tonight, all you need to do is make one shot from the top of the key. and if you make it, dicky, tell us what he gets. >> dicky: if chris makes the shot, $25,000 will be donated to the charity of chris's voice, courtesy of chime, the easy and free debit card used by millions of americans. >> anthony: okay, chris, what charity have you chosen? >> we've chosen team tomorrow, a charity that benefits youth for reading, coding and leadership. >> anthony: okay, all right. sounds like a great cause. you feeling confident that you can make this shot from here tonight? >> yeah, yeah. >> anthony: okay. good luck. i forgot to mention, this is no ordinary three-point shot. because this is -- >> hell hoop! >> anthony: we've introduced four levels of hell designed to distract and annoy you. this is
>> anthony: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." i'm anthony anderson.ris >> thank you.>>ntho: wh is e ceremony? >> it is going to be the 9th through the 11th of september. so we're really excited about it. >> anthony: congratulations again. >> thank you. >> anthony: well, tonight, all you need to do is make one shot from the top of the key. and if you make it, dicky, tell us what he gets. >> dicky: if chris makes...
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i'm a "tiny jew" to black people. >> they also know jimmy kimmel as jimmy kimble. right? be nick crowes. >> nick: i'll take it happily. people genuinely be to me -- there's nobody that can snipe you better than a 14-year-old black kid. >> oh, yeah. >> nick: they just can nail you pop culture-wise perfectly. i think to most black teenagers, oh, there's that small [ bleep ] dude from "big mouth." [ laughter ] that's what i'll get, and that's great. >> fabulous. it's not a fun one to be known as. >> nick: no, it's not great. it's a cartoon, okay? >> i'll take m'baku. [ laughter ] >> nick: in doing "big mouth," i talk to people about their puberty a lot. how was your puberty? was it a blast? [ laughter ] >> you know, this is a safe space. >> nick: yes. >> is it? >> nick: nobody's watching, it's just us. [ cheers and applause ] >> get the kroll out of here. it's a safe space. >> nick: absolutely. >> i'm going to follow in the footsteps of seth. >> nick: yes, great. >> and share a story of mine that, you know, i got caught by my mother watching some unsavory material once. >> n
i'm a "tiny jew" to black people. >> they also know jimmy kimmel as jimmy kimble. right? be nick crowes. >> nick: i'll take it happily. people genuinely be to me -- there's nobody that can snipe you better than a 14-year-old black kid. >> oh, yeah. >> nick: they just can nail you pop culture-wise perfectly. i think to most black teenagers, oh, there's that small [ bleep ] dude from "big mouth." [ laughter ] that's what i'll get, and that's great....
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hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, wanda sykes. [ cheers and applause ] this is my third and final night filling in for jimmy, and we've been having so much fun, a lot of fun. as you know, i started a rumor this week that jimmy is in rehab for steroids. [ laughter ] i wanted to see if we could get it going. and it got going pretty good. [ laughter ] last night, i called on you to show jimmy you care by using the hashtag #jackedupjimmy. [ laughter ] and many of you answered the call. "sending thoughts and prayers to you in rehab, kimmel!" [ laughter ] "jacked up jimmy, i know it's tough, but you can get off those steroids. just keep working the program. love you!" "sorry about your balls." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i think we're all sorry about his balls. [ laughter ] unfortunately, i do have a sad update to share. late last night, jimmy was involved in a 'roid rage incident. [ laughter ] you probably saw it on the news. >> if you're just tuning in, what you're looking at is footage of disg
hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, wanda sykes. [ cheers and applause ] this is my third and final night filling in for jimmy, and we've been having so much fun, a lot of fun. as you know, i started a rumor this week that jimmy is in rehab for steroids. [ laughter ] i wanted to see if we could get it going. and it got going pretty good. [ laughter ] last night, i called on you to show jimmy you care by using the hashtag #jackedupjimmy. [ laughter ] and many...
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right now, jimmy kimmel with >> dicky:: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host anthony anderson! tonight -- from "the suicide squad," margot robbie, john cena, and director james gunn. plus metta world peace, and music from pnb rock featuring swae lee and pink sweat$. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! i see you! i see you! i see you! okay! all right! [ cheers and applause ] keep it going, keep it going! [ cheers and applause ] all right. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. i love you too, baby. it's a new day, and we have a new nba champion! [ cheers ] last night, the milwaukee bucks won their first nba title in 50 years. [ cheers and applause ] they beat phoenix 105-98. the game was such a disaster for the suns, chris paul had to file a claim with state farm to cover his losses. [ laughter ] and after they closed it out, the bucks opened the liquor cabinet. >> no one up here has been drinking -- >> oh. >> first and foremost, how much champagne have each of you consumed? i feel it's important,
right now, jimmy kimmel with >> dicky:: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host anthony anderson! tonight -- from "the suicide squad," margot robbie, john cena, and director james gunn. plus metta world peace, and music from pnb rock featuring swae lee and pink sweat$. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! i see you! i see you! i see you! okay! all right! [ cheers and applause ] keep it going, keep it...
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watch me host "jimmy kimmel live!" with offset, henry golding, and robin thicke.
watch me host "jimmy kimmel live!" with offset, henry golding, and robin thicke.
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have a good night >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host phoebe robinson! tonight -- chelsea handler, chris bosh, scripps spelling bee champion, zaila avant-garde. and music from moneybagg yo. and now, phoebe robinson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi! [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: oh, oh, oh, oh! [ cheers and applause ] taking a spin! taking another spin! ooh! [ cheers and applause ] thank you! aahh! hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" me athisre.gingtuo 54phoebe [ cheers and applause ] excited! okay. i've got to be honest. i've had a tough week, you guys. [ audience moaning ] i know. the other night, my boyfriend forced me to watch a 90-minute documentary about zz top. [ laughter ] yeah. but i guess it's my fault for dating white people. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i brought it on myself, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: sorry, white people are the worst. [ laughter ] >> phoebe: okay. so how many of you are visiting from out of town? [ cheers and applause ] okay, okay. me, too. i flew in from brooklyn to do this. okay? 6 hours, 4 masks, 12 r
have a good night >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host phoebe robinson! tonight -- chelsea handler, chris bosh, scripps spelling bee champion, zaila avant-garde. and music from moneybagg yo. and now, phoebe robinson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi! [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: oh, oh, oh, oh! [ cheers and applause ] taking a spin! taking another spin! ooh! [ cheers and applause ] thank you! aahh! hello and welcome to...
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who is jimmy kimmel?jimmy kimmel is a stinky old bitch. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: feel free to try this at home. how's everybody feeling tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right? that's good. that's good because we all need to stay positive right now. according to a recent survey, last year set a record for negative emotions. 4 in 10 adults say they were worried or stressed during 2020, the other 6 were just high as [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] speaking of emotions, this week, we just got a look at the new emojis that are coming to our phones in the next few months. there's a biting lip. a troll. a smiley face who just took a hit of acid. [ laughter ] there are also a bunch of new hand emy knowledge joes, like these. that's for when you want to say a diverse team of doctors is checking your testicles. [ laughter ] [ applause ] there's also a new pregnant man emo emoji. also known as "guillermo after a big lunch." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hey, buddy,
who is jimmy kimmel?jimmy kimmel is a stinky old bitch. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: feel free to try this at home. how's everybody feeling tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right? that's good. that's good because we all need to stay positive right now. according to a recent survey, last year set a record for negative emotions. 4 in 10 adults say they were worried or stressed during 2020, the other 6 were just high as [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]...
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come on, this is jimmy kimmel's audience. and i went to costa rica together to do like a really deep -- >> arsenio: and i don't mean to interrupt you but colson is machine gun kelly. y'all call him machine gun kelly. but at the crib she's not like "you want a bottle of water, machine gun?" colson. [ laughter ] >> so we went to costa rica to do ayahuasca in a proper setting like with indigenous people. we were in the middle of the jungle. i was thinking because of the place we went there's a lot of people -- i don't know if lebron james has ever gone. but i was thinking it was like glamping or something like that, still going to be some kind of five-star experience and you get there and you really are in the middle of the jungle and you don't get to eat after like 1:00 p.m. you have to walk a very far diplomacy to get your water. you can't shower because they're in a drought. so you can't use the water obviously. you have to respect the rainforest. nothing glamorous about it. it's all a part of sort of making you vulnerable so
come on, this is jimmy kimmel's audience. and i went to costa rica together to do like a really deep -- >> arsenio: and i don't mean to interrupt you but colson is machine gun kelly. y'all call him machine gun kelly. but at the crib she's not like "you want a bottle of water, machine gun?" colson. [ laughter ] >> so we went to costa rica to do ayahuasca in a proper setting like with indigenous people. we were in the middle of the jungle. i was thinking because of the place...
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host wanda sykes. tonight -- chris "ludacris" bridges, kim fields, and music from merry clayton. and now, wanda sykes! [ cheers and applause ] >> wanda: all right! hello, everyone! hello. [ cheers and applause ] wow. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm your guest host for the week, wanda sykes. [ cheers and applause ] i'm filling in for jimmy while he's on "vacation," although there are rumors going around that he's actually in rehab. [ laughter ] okay, i'm starting the rumor that he's in rehab. [ laughter ] but let's see if we can get it going! that's hashtag "cotton mouth kimmel." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] see what happens. i've been covering for lots of people who are getting time off. ellen last week, jimmy this week. next week, i'll be filling in for bill cosby at the pennsylvania state penitentiary. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] did you all have a good long weekend? [ cheers and applause ] i hope you had fun taking blurry pictures of fireworks you'll never look at.
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host wanda sykes. tonight -- chris "ludacris" bridges, kim fields, and music from merry clayton. and now, wanda sykes! [ cheers and applause ] >> wanda: all right! hello, everyone! hello. [ cheers and applause ] wow. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm your guest host for the week, wanda sykes. [ cheers and applause ] i'm filling in for jimmy while he's on "vacation," although...
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so mark your calendars for saturday, december 18th for the jimmy kimmel l.a. l here on abc. [ cheers and applause ] it'll be an early christmas gift for all of us. right, guillermo? >> guillermo: what, jimmy? >> jimmy: hey, guillermo. how about you kick me a field goal for good luck? >> guillermo: okay, jimmy, whatever you say. >> jimmy: oh, look at that. how you feeling, guillermo? you all right? >> guillermo: i'm feeling great, fantastic. >> jimmy: how many tequilas have you had? >> guillermo: no tequila, just cough medicine. >> jimmy: beautiful, all right. [ laughter ] you are attempting a 20-yard field goal. this will set the tone for everything. we all believe in you, guillermo. are you ready to do this? >> guillermo: i'm ready. >> jimmy: let's get the jimmy kimmel l.a. bowl kicked off. here we go! give it a whack, guillermo. >> guillermo: ready? >> jimmy: yes. you made it! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: yeah! i made it, yeah! >> jimmy: there you go. went right under the uprights. thank you, guillermo. >> guillermo: yes, jimmy! >> jimmy
so mark your calendars for saturday, december 18th for the jimmy kimmel l.a. l here on abc. [ cheers and applause ] it'll be an early christmas gift for all of us. right, guillermo? >> guillermo: what, jimmy? >> jimmy: hey, guillermo. how about you kick me a field goal for good luck? >> guillermo: okay, jimmy, whatever you say. >> jimmy: oh, look at that. how you feeling, guillermo? you all right? >> guillermo: i'm feeling great, fantastic. >> jimmy: how many...
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enjoy the rest of the evening and stay tuned for jimmy kimmel live.ywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host wanda sykes! tonight - colin farrell -- quinta brunson -- a kid with a huge mouth -- and music from japanese breakfast. and now -- wanda sykes! [ cheers and applause ] >> wanda: have a seat. thank you so much. hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, wanda sykes. [ applause ]
enjoy the rest of the evening and stay tuned for jimmy kimmel live.ywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host wanda sykes! tonight - colin farrell -- quinta brunson -- a kid with a huge mouth -- and music from japanese breakfast. and now -- wanda sykes! [ cheers and applause ] >> wanda: have a seat. thank you so much. hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, wanda sykes. [ applause ]
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and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you. thank you very much. welcome. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] hi. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] listen, i got to tell you. [ cheers and applause ] that's nice. i am happy to see other human beings, too. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from the city of los angeles, where we have a lot of weird stuff in l.a. this is a strange place to live. we have earthquakes. we have wildfires. we have kardashians. [ laughter ] we have mountain lions. last night we had cows. >> the cows are believed to have broken free from a nearby meat-packing plant. sheriff's deputies have been trying to corral the cows from cul-de-sacs but they keep escaping. >> they may decide to take matters into their own hands, 3 and we are going to back up. as the cow goes down the street -- and this is one determined cow -- did they get the cow in? did they get the cow in? where is the cow, sir? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: real terror, you don't hear that much on tv
and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you. thank you very much. welcome. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] hi. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] listen, i got to tell you. [ cheers and applause ] that's nice. i am happy to see other human beings, too. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from the city of los angeles, where we have a lot of weird stuff in l.a. this is a strange place to live. we have earthquakes. we...
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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live!”ight -- sarah paulson, frank grillo, and music from lucy dacus. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. i appreciate that. thank you, thank you. welcome. wow. where did all these people come from? [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice, i appreciate it. you know -- [ cheers and applause ] for those watching at home, if it sounds different, it's because after more than 15 months at home, and in a mostly empty studio, we finally have a real audience. it's almost like a real show. we are not fully full yet. we were allowed to let 89 people in. how they arrived at that number, i have no idea. [ laughter ] everyone is masked, vaccinated. just to be safe we shaved everyone from head to toe. [ laughter ] most of you haven't been to an event of any kind in a while. just a couple of reminders, number one. you can't mute me. [ laughter ] number two, it is rude to go to sleep during the show. okay? [ laughter ] thanks for understanding. it's been a
. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live!”ight -- sarah paulson, frank grillo, and music from lucy dacus. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. i appreciate that. thank you, thank you. welcome. wow. where did all these people come from? [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice, i appreciate it. you know -- [ cheers and applause ] for those watching at home, if it sounds different, it's because after more than 15 months...
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stay tuned now on jimmy kimmel. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host nickusic from gucci mane featuring bigwalkdog. and now, nick kroll! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> nick: hello! oh! hello. hello! thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live"! i am your guest host nick kroll. [ cheers and applause ]
stay tuned now on jimmy kimmel. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host nickusic from gucci mane featuring bigwalkdog. and now, nick kroll! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> nick: hello! oh! hello. hello! thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live"! i am your guest host nick kroll. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host arsenio hall! tonight -- megan fox. jay pharoah. and music from amorphous featuring kelly rowland. and now -- arsenio hall! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: yeah! thank you! yeah! that's beautiful music to my ears. thank you. have a seat. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] you're too young to know anything about whoo, whoo, whoo. >> guillermo: yeah, too young. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: good to see my old buddy. i've known this guy for a long time. i met you when we were both broke. [ laughter ] yes. and now he's a rich, famous musician on television. [ cheers and applause ] yes. cleto. cletones. and i'm broke. [ laughter ] hello to you all. thanks for being here. [ cheers and applause ] yes! welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am jimmy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yes. this is fun. this is not only fun to do but this is fun -- i'm wearing pants. [ laughter ] with a zipper. pants with a zipper. [ cheers and applause ] yes. this is one of my first times out of the house. i take covid very
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host arsenio hall! tonight -- megan fox. jay pharoah. and music from amorphous featuring kelly rowland. and now -- arsenio hall! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: yeah! thank you! yeah! that's beautiful music to my ears. thank you. have a seat. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] you're too young to know anything about whoo, whoo, whoo. >> guillermo: yeah, too young. [ laughter ] >> arsenio:...
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have a good night >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host phoebe robinson!a handler, chris bosh, scripps spelling bee champion, zaila avant-garde. and music from moneybagg yo. and now, phoebe robinson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi! [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: oh, oh, oh, oh! [ cheers and applause ] taking a spin! taking another spin! ooh! [ cheers and applause ] thank you! aa
have a good night >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host phoebe robinson!a handler, chris bosh, scripps spelling bee champion, zaila avant-garde. and music from moneybagg yo. and now, phoebe robinson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi! [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: oh, oh, oh, oh! [ cheers and applause ] taking a spin! taking another spin! ooh! [ cheers and applause ] thank you! aa
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, quentin tarantino, iliza shlesinger, and music from lukas nelson & promise of the real. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. hey, hey. oh, that's very nice, thank you. hi. look at this. it's people again. aww, appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you. i know. it's been a long time. that's very nice. please sit, relax, relax. that's nice. this is our second night with a half-full -- is this audience half-full or half-empty? [ laughter ] i guess that depends on how you look at life, really. we have 89 vaccinated people in our studio audience. [ cheers and applause ] it's weird having half an audience. it's like thanos snapped his fingers and killed the rest of you. [ laughter ] speaking of thanos, we got an interesting bit of tid this morning, about the former president of the united states. the orange one. you remember him? [ laughter ] the daily beast says that, in 2019, donald trump wanted the government to investigate, guess who,
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, quentin tarantino, iliza shlesinger, and music from lukas nelson & promise of the real. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. hey, hey. oh, that's very nice, thank you. hi. look at this. it's people again. aww, appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you. i know. it's been a long time. that's very nice. please sit, relax, relax. that's nice. this is our second night...
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and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you.ry much. welcome. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] hi. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] listen, i got to tell you. [ cheers and applause ] that's nice. i am happy to see other human beings, too. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from the
and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you.ry much. welcome. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] hi. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] listen, i got to tell you. [ cheers and applause ] that's nice. i am happy to see other human beings, too. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from the
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. hey, hey.ce, thank you. hi. look at this. it's people again. aww, appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you. i know. it's been a long time. that's very nice. please sit, relax, relax. that's nice. this is our second night with a half-full -- is this audience half-full or half-empty? [ laughter ]
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. hey, hey.ce, thank you. hi. look at this. it's people again. aww, appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you. i know. it's been a long time. that's very nice. please sit, relax, relax. that's nice. this is our second night with a half-full -- is this audience half-full or half-empty? [ laughter ]
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right now on jimmy kimmel. chris bridges, see you tomorrow. it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host wanda sykes. tonight -- chris "ludacris" bridges, kim fields, and music from merry clayton. and now, wanda sykes! [ cheers and applause ] >> wanda: all right! hello, everyone! hello. [ cheers and applause ] wow. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm your guest host for the week, wanda sykes. [ cheers and applause ]
right now on jimmy kimmel. chris bridges, see you tomorrow. it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host wanda sykes. tonight -- chris "ludacris" bridges, kim fields, and music from merry clayton. and now, wanda sykes! [ cheers and applause ] >> wanda: all right! hello, everyone! hello. [ cheers and applause ] wow. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm your guest host for the week, wanda sykes. [ cheers and applause ]
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hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, wanda sykes.
hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, wanda sykes.
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right now on jimmy kimmel wkimmw guest hosts wanda sykes, colin farrell.u br >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" with guest host wanda sykes! tonight, colin farrell -- quinta brunson, a kid with a huge mouth, and music from japanese breakfast. and now, wanda sykes! [ cheers and applause ] >> wanda: thank you! thank you. thank you so much. have a seat. thank you so much. hello and welcome to "jimmy kimme live." i'm your guest host, wanda sykes. [ aplause ]
right now on jimmy kimmel wkimmw guest hosts wanda sykes, colin farrell.u br >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" with guest host wanda sykes! tonight, colin farrell -- quinta brunson, a kid with a huge mouth, and music from japanese breakfast. and now, wanda sykes! [ cheers and applause ] >> wanda: thank you! thank you. thank you so much. have a seat. thank you so much. hello and welcome to "jimmy kimme live." i'm your guest host, wanda sykes. [...
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host anthony anderson! tonight -- offset. henry golding. and music from robin thicke. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: thank you! thank you! all right. thank you. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. give me more! [ cheers and applause ] thanks to those of you who watched me earlier in primetime for the nba finals. [ cheers ] i'm hustling right now. good. i've got "black-ish," "to tell the truth," jimmy's primetime specials, and this show. i'm also going to be the next bachelorette. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. i need the money. [ laughter ] i'm trying to save up $30 million for a coach seat on that jeff bezos rocket. [ laughter ] that's right. bald lightyear went to space and back this morning. [ laughter ] today, millions of people all over the world looked up and said, "wow, that thing sure looks like a penis." [ laughter ] and that's because that thing did look like a penis. [ laughter and applause ] and then, during the launch, it was e
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host anthony anderson! tonight -- offset. henry golding. and music from robin thicke. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: thank you! thank you! all right. thank you. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. give me more! [ cheers and applause ] thanks to those of you who watched me earlier in primetime for the nba finals. [ cheers ] i'm...
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right now on jimmy kimmel >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host arsenio hallight, lebron james, richard e. grant, and music from tainy x yandel. and now, arsenio hall! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: oh, yes! yes! [ audience woofs ] absolutely! hello. have a seat. cleto and the cletones
right now on jimmy kimmel >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host arsenio hallight, lebron james, richard e. grant, and music from tainy x yandel. and now, arsenio hall! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: oh, yes! yes! [ audience woofs ] absolutely! hello. have a seat. cleto and the cletones
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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. give me more!ers and applause ] thanks t
welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. give me more!ers and applause ] thanks t
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"jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night" with guest host anthony anderson.ason momoa and boston celtic jaylen brown. presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! [ cheers and applause ] hello, everyone! all right. thank you. clap, woman, clap! thank you. it's basketball night in america. i'm your
"jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night" with guest host anthony anderson.ason momoa and boston celtic jaylen brown. presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! [ cheers and applause ] hello, everyone! all right. thank you. clap, woman, clap! thank you. it's basketball night in america. i'm your
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hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."nda sykes. [ cheers and applause ] [ drumroll ]
hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."nda sykes. [ cheers and applause ] [ drumroll ]
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so jimmy kimmel bring these pats on. jim, we all know jimmy kimmel, i called jimmy kimmel up and say, where is he on the big cat, public safety care just in our last minute or so. and carney, if you just just quick places. i just love to hear how you got into this. i know you started out west virginia. i want our audience understand, you know, and kind of the, the authentic way you came into this world of trying to save these animals. when i was 17, i was rehab written, releasing native bobcats that have been hit by cars or, or, and, and i saw what magnificent animals they were and how much territory they need. and so when i saw these animals in captivity, it just broke my heart right in carney. and how did you get in this business? 32nd, i grew up in the pal out the stanford area, and the age of 11. i went to interview the director of laboratory research at stanford university about animal experiments. and i was horrified and i've been involved in animal protection ever since. and when i had the opportunity to leave a b
so jimmy kimmel bring these pats on. jim, we all know jimmy kimmel, i called jimmy kimmel up and say, where is he on the big cat, public safety care just in our last minute or so. and carney, if you just just quick places. i just love to hear how you got into this. i know you started out west virginia. i want our audience understand, you know, and kind of the, the authentic way you came into this world of trying to save these animals. when i was 17, i was rehab written, releasing native bobcats...
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right now on jimmy kimmel. chris bridges, see you tomorrow. good night
right now on jimmy kimmel. chris bridges, see you tomorrow. good night
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enjoy the rest of the evening and stay tuned for jimmy kimmel live. good night
enjoy the rest of the evening and stay tuned for jimmy kimmel live. good night
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right now on jimmy kimmel billy crystal. have a great night! let him return to earth.>> all right, coming up, the biggest firework ever, and a patriotic polka. >> plus, a 12-year-old from new je grand master in chess history. >> first, why the washington football team is facing a $10 million fine. you're watching "world news now."
right now on jimmy kimmel billy crystal. have a great night! let him return to earth.>> all right, coming up, the biggest firework ever, and a patriotic polka. >> plus, a 12-year-old from new je grand master in chess history. >> first, why the washington football team is facing a $10 million fine. you're watching "world news now."
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right now, jimmy kimmel with >> dicky:: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host anthonytonight -- from "the suicide squad," margot robbie, john cena, and director james gunn. plus metta world peace, and music from pnb rock featuring swae lee and pink sweat$. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! i see you! i see you! i see you! okay! all right! [ cheers and applause ]
right now, jimmy kimmel with >> dicky:: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host anthonytonight -- from "the suicide squad," margot robbie, john cena, and director james gunn. plus metta world peace, and music from pnb rock featuring swae lee and pink sweat$. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! i see you! i see you! i see you! okay! all right! [ cheers and applause ]
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right now, jimmy kimmel with
right now, jimmy kimmel with