>> jimmy: jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy kimmel who?> jimmy: jimmy kimmel live. [ laughter ] good one, harrison. jack icono, also my 'causin sal's son. jack wrote, "why do people not like mean people? because donald trump is the president." [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. i think these are the last ones. enzo barbieri. enzo wrote, who's dr. strange's partner? nurse weirdo. [ laughter ] i'm going to let you do the punchline to this one. why did the cow jump over the moon? >> to get away from his crazy ex-wife. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very well done, kids. thank you guys. your parents are all fired. okay? we're going to take a break. when we come back, we have an all avengers edition of mean tweets. so stick around. thanks, kids. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by acura. ( ♪ ) stop dancing around the pain that's keeping you awake. advil pm gives tossing and turning a rest and silences aches and pains. fall asleep faster, stay asleep longer with advil pm. fall asleep faster, stay asleep lo

jimmy kimmel live with will arnette are next. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight will arnett -- from "fahrenheit 451," lilly singh -- and music from mgmt -- and now, believe me, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, thank you. hola. hi. thanks. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you very much. thank you very much. thank you for coming. and for joining us. sit, sit, relax. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know if you know this, but today is a very notable day in the usa, the one-year anniversary of collusion palooza. one year ago today, robert mueller was named special counsel for the russia investigation. our president had a special message on twitter this morning to celebrate that fact. he wrote, congratulations, america, we are now into the second year of the greatest witch hunt in american history. [ laughter ] well, congrats to you, old pal, we've come a long pal. he started with congratulations america. i was hoping he was going to end with "i quit." but no. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a big day. robert mueller had a bo

right now on jimmy kimmel, samantha bee. good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- samantha bee. from "13 reasons why," dylan minnette. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from anderson .paak and the free nationals. and now, without further ado, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, welcome. my goodness, very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. that's very nice. i appreciate it. you know what? that's very, very kind. take anything you like when you leave, it's all yours. there'so many things happening today. only donald trump could cancel a summit with kim jong-un in the morning and then have a meeting with sylvester stallone hear in the day. soak it up, we'll probably never see anything like this again. as you probably know, the president canceled his june 12th meeting with kim jong-un today after north korea's vice minister of foreign affairs called mike pence a dummy, which did

. >> all of us on jimmy kimmel live >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!", donald glover. from "life of the party," molly gordon this week in unnecessary censorship and music from angÉlique kidjo. and now, stay right there, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. on a -- it's a big night in our neighborhood. the street, as you probably noticed, is closed down outside our theater. you still made it here on time. the force is with us all tonight. the big hollywood premiere of "solo: a star wars story."

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, woody harrelson, from "roseanne," sara gilbert, and music from bazzi, and now don't move. here's jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. hi, everybody. ♪ thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you very much. did you -- i don't know if you're excited or nervous or what? but i wonder if, did you feel the earth quaking this morning? we had an earthquake 4.5 on the ricter scale at 5:00 a.m. did you feel it? >> no i didn't. >> i didn't either. slept right through it. 23 whenever we have an earthquake in l.a. stay calm and post on social media of that's how we handle it. there was a lot of that. the center was about 90 miles away in a town known primarily for outlet stores, cabazon, was intense there but anne taylor's lost had no damage. in a way it was refreshing to wake up to an earthquake that didn't come from the president's twitter. the president announced yesterday he'd be making an announcement at 2:00 this afternoon on the future of our nuclear pact with ir

jimmy kimmel live with will arnette are next. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!"it 451," lilly singh -- and music from mgmt -- and now, believe me, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, thank you. hola. hi. thanks. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you very much. thank you very much. thank you for coming. and for joining us. sit, sit, relax. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know if you know this, but today is a very notable day

. >> good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"from cnn jake tapper, mean tweets avengers edition, and music from keith urban. and now, more than ever, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] it's now -- thanks. thank you for including me in your life.

right now on jimmy kimmel, samantha bee.> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- samantha bee. from "13 reasons why," dylan minnette. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from anderson .paak and the free nationals. and now, without further ado, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, welcome. my goodness, very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. that's very nice. i appreciate it. you know what? that's very, very

jimmy kimmel live, blink, 182. >> >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!onight, shailene woodley. comedian jordan klepper. and music from blink-182. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. i appreciate that. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thanks for coming. thanks for standing. i appreciate that. i want to let you know that -- maybe you don't know this.

on jimmy kimmel, mike >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- mike myers.music from sugarland. and now, once more, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: my there i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. welcome to hollywood. magic happens every day. very nice.

♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel what's up! because these hoes don't want to roll it i was sliding in the lamb with the powerglide ♪ ♪ slime green paint peanut butter inside ♪ ♪ she wants to speak up coming out her clothes i'm in wonderland when she coming down the pole ♪ ♪ and i don't care if she take all of mine like it ain't but a dollar sign ♪ ♪ diamonds unthawed coming in froze got too many girls to let one of them go ♪ ♪ when i make a purchase i can't wait to showboat if she bad i put a pinky ring on snow globe ♪ ♪ i'm a have that on lock like po-po she was going up and down like yo-yo ♪ ♪ you can say i'm greedy cause i always want more i don't with holmes cause they with some slow-pokes ♪ ♪ ooh money on monsoon baby girl full moon give these with some money some room ♪ ♪ she don't stop batteries not included ♪ ♪ oh big balling like mutombo much cooler than the cool kids woah ♪ ♪ can you believe every night we do this ♪ ♪ what's in your mug toasted up nah i ain't hosting kush all in my lap ♪ ♪ because these hoes don't wan

. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight donald glover. from "life of the party," molly gordon this week in unnecessary censorship and music from angÉlique kidjo. and now, stay right there, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. on a -- it's a big night in our neighborhood. the street as you probably noticed is closed down outside our theater. you still made it here on time. the force is with us all tonight. the big hollywood premiere of "solo: a star wars story." look at that. the millennium falcon. they built one. one of the guys who works here this morning came in and said hey, there's a life-size millennium falcon outside. and then i explained because i have to ruin everything that it's not life size because there is no millennium falcon in real life. [ laughter ] and then he started to cry. his name is danny. he's 33. he's a lonely guy. we have probably the biggest star of the war of all of them with us tonight. donald glover is he

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fo you will of us, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!mcconaughey. from "deadpool 2" miley cyrus pranks jimmy. and former "american idol" contestants, "where are they now?" plus music from james bay. and now, be carel, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] well, can i tellou something? i really -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i needed that. that boost. i'll be honest. i am so tired. i was -- i was in england this weekend for a wedding. totally beat. oh, not that wedding. i was at a different wedding in england. my friends got married at the hyatt regency near heathrow airport. did you think it was the royal one? this one had a pasta station. it was a different -- can you imagine? i was thinking abouthis, if you lived in england and your wedding was scheduled on the same day as harry and meghan's wedding. you just have to assume the relationship was doomed from the get-go. guillermo had a big weekend. i got a text fro

jimmy kimmel. the quintessential hypocrite.el on comedy central dressed up in black face in one of the most of offensive skits i have ever seen. beyond that, there are all these skits that he did. in one case he's feigning a sexual act with women and making sexist remarks. it's okay for jimmy kimmel because he's a liberal and abc and disney like protecting liberals. but when a conservative does something, they are out. lou: there was a time you could screw up and make a mistake or misstatement. you -- hello? there you are. you talk to the camera or into a microphone for two to three hours at a time, you are going to say something stupid. she did that. but now it's a mortal offense. i am not sure what changed? gregg: there is no question what she tweeted was vile and offensive. but i think abc may have pulled the trigger too quickly. it's never a good idea to act precipitously and i think they did. if they had weighed the people i cited today, and add keith obermann to the list. abc disney rehired him for espn. but that's okay b

. >> i'm >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, johnny knoxville, from "world of dance", jenna dewan, u.s. soccer legend brandi chastain, and music from franz ferdinand. and now, hold on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right. thank you, thank you. welcome, welcome. very nice. thanks, everybody. thank you. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to each and every one of you for coming. please, sit, relax. we have so much to get through. i don't know how we're going to pack it all in. i want to start tonight with something that is very special to us here in southern california. this is something that we do better, better than anyplace in the world. there are a lot of things we don't do well around here. we don't have good hot dogs. you see adults riding skateboarskateboard s which is kind of unacceptable. there are a lot of areas in which we could improve. when it comes to the high-speed chase, no one touches us. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i don't

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, diane keaton, from cnn, jim acosta, judge james, and music from beach house. and now, take my word for it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks very much. hola, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you very much and thank you for coming. it's good to have you here. politely interacting. well, you know, last thing i want to do is threaten the good feeling in this room, but i feel like i don't have a choice. because this country, maybe not even just this country, much of the english-speaking world has been torn in two over the past 48 hours by this. >> laurel. laurel. laurel. laurel. >> jimmy: how many of you heard "laurel"? how many of you heard yanni? forever divided our world. last need i heard it on my phone and i was sure i heard yanni, i listened to it 25 times, i couldn't imagine how anyone could hear laurel. now in the studio, all i hear is laurel, i don't hear yanni at all. whether laurel or yanni, one thing we can all agree on, nothing

thank you, jimmy kimmel. all right.s pierced on "the real housewives of beverly hills" and she started screaming and crying. i thought, maybe it's not worth doing. but you know what? this isn't so bad. >> jimmy: all right, successful so far. >> okay. >> jimmy: do you have to sterilize it? >> yes, you do want to do that. >> jimmy: i mean, really, how clean could they be? >> oh my god. oh my god. we're going to be bonded for life, doctor. >> yes. >> jimmy: have you ever seen any reaction like this, doctor? >> i do a lot of children, yeah. i've seen a lot of reactions. >> jimmy: okay, all right. here we go. >> worse than the first? >> everything is sterilized. >> jimmy: this is real cubic zirconium, nothing but the best? >> yes, nothing but the best. >> jimmy: gillian jacobs number two forever -- >> ow! okay, yeah. >> jimmy: congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] wow. thank you, doctor. wow. >> for being such a good patient, would you like -- green or purple? >> definitely purple. >> jimmy: all right, there you go. thank

alex tindall seen here kimmell made history today. they climbed the mountain in ten minutes and 20 seconds. it usually takes two days to complete. national geographic showed this picture of him last year if he became the first one to climb the mountain after no ropes or safety gear. >>> we are less than 24 hours from the tip off of the nba finals. >> the forbiinishing touches to on the jerseys they will be wearing. >> as for series this is the fourth straight year the warriors and cavs will decide the nba champion. abc 7 news where campbell got a mixed reaction from fans. >> we don't need to see lebron after four years, this is enough, get someone else in there. >> whether it's the cavs or the car yours, they're always the best. >> abc 7 is the only place you can watch the finals presented by youtube t.v., of course if you're at the arena. begins at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow with the doves on 7 pregame show. >> tune in right here, nba count down takes over at 5:30 tip off between the cavaliers and the warrio warriors are at 6:00. stay tuned

jimmy kimmel live, blink, 182. >> >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, shailene woodley. comedian jordan klepper. and music from blink-182. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. i appreciate that. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thanks for coming. thanks for standing. i appreciate that. i want to let you know that -- maybe you don't know this. i know a lot of you are from out of town. but you are joining us tonight on what happens to be a local holiday just down the block from us. today the city of west hollywood is celebrating stormy daniels day. [ laughter ] that's right. for real. of course, every day is stormy daniels day if you watch cable news. today it was an official event. they had a ceremony with the mayor and everything. you see they gave her the key to the city. [ laughter ] all for having sex with donald trump. [ laughter ] he didn't even give her the key to his hotel room. so happy stormy day, everybody. it was an especia

appreciate your time. >> from all of >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"!l" luke bryan -- and la dodger cody bellinger. and now for good measure, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. that's very nice. hello there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] please, please. that's very nice. i hope you had a good weekend. i hope it was present and restful. you know, it wasn't a

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for all of us >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!booker, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from rae sremmurd. and now from now on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, everybody. i appreciate that. relax, relax. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching it. thank you for coming to it. very nice. what a show we have tonight. starting off as we usually do

i'm eric thomas. >> i'm ama daetz. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, keri russell, from "better things," pamela adlon, and music from "american idol" winner hmaddie poppe. and now, for the most part, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thanks, welcome! very kind. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. there we are

on jimmy kimmel, mike >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- mike myers. from "deadpool 2," zazie beetz. and music from sugarland. and now, once more, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: my there i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. welcome to hollywood. magic happens every day. very nice. i had a funny thing happen. here's something from my life. i was driving my daughter to school this morning, preschool. she's 3 1/2. she's in the back seat. and she asked me, she's looking at her clothes, she says, dad, are is they socks or leggings? so i turned around, i try to look at them, i see what she has on, she has socks that come up to around over her calf. i say, they're socks, long socks. she's quiet for a second, she says, "no, they're not, they're leggings." so why did -- anyway, that's my life in a nutshell. [ laughter ] that and keeping track of the child who's running our country right now. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i feel like we're now acclimated to craziness happening every day. th

here's jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. hi, everybody. ♪ thank you for watching.did you -- i don't know if you're excited or nervous or what? but i wonder if, did

ed: i don't remember jimmy kimmel doing these sermons back in the obama years.g the president, so i want in on it. >> i don't know, i hope not. i really, i don't dig this whole thing where jimmy kimmel is like the conscience of america, you know? like tell jokes, man. don't try to change the constitution. give me your hot take on the billboard music awards. i don't want you to, hey, we need to round up all the guns. that's to not going to solve it. he hasn't thought it through. this is not comedy, this is for real. it's like don't start preaching right after these events happen. take a step back. what's going -- here's a question i want kimmel to ask, why are these young men doing this? abby: yeah. >> i really think we have a big problem about that. they keep blaming the weapon, and they never ask why is this happening. and we've got little blows growing up -- boys growing up, and they're like, oh, toxic masculinity. you're toxic because you're a guy. we need to find a way to bring these men up to become fine young men. you can't even send them to the boy scouts

i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama daetz. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" week in unnecessary censorship and music from angÉlique kidjo. and now, stay right there, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. on a -- it's a big night in our neighborhood. the street as you probably noticed is closed down outside our theater. you still made it here on time. the force is with us a

i'm dan ashley. >> i'm >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"na dewan, u.s. soccer legend brandi chastain, and music from franz ferdinand. and now, hold on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right. thank you, thank you. welcome, welcome. very nice. thanks, everybody. thank you. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to each and every one of you for coming. please, sit, relax. we have so much to get through. i don't know how we're going to pack it all in. i want to s

. >>> and how miley cyrus wrecked jimmy kimmel's sweet dreams. ♪ i came in like a wrecking ball ♪ >>>is "entertainment tonight." >>> meghan makes her official royal debut. three days after tieing the knot with harry. now the event today was within of the reasons they're not off on their honeymoon. >> royal duty comes first. in this case, a birthday celebration for the father of groom. as expected, all eyes on the nully weds. >> they said they wanted to hit the ground running. that's exactly what they did. >> the royal couple made the first post wedding public appearance today. celebrating the 70th birthday of harry's dad, prince charles. the brand-new duchess of susz ek wore a pink dress and a philip treacy hat. >> that bee really got me. >> one wonder ifs half the reason they're doing this engagement today is to put the spot light back on them so they can slip off quite quietly. we have had the wedding pictures. the irs engagement. i would imagine in the next week to ten days, things will go very quiet on the susz ek front. and they will have crept off to what harry is determined to

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, keri russell, from "better things," pamela adlon, and music from "american idol" winner hmaddie poppe. and now, for the most part, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thanks, welcome! very kind. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. there we are re. we are back to work. hope you had a good three-day weekend. i had a great weekend. i spent all day saturday and sunday reading up on how the new european privacy laws affect my accounts. i got really heavy into gdpr, anybody else? [ laughter ] then last night i had such a busy night of tv watching. i watched the nba game, the hockey game, and "the bachelorette." it was a big night of sports for me. [ cheers and applause ] "bachelorette's" a sport. for reasons unknown, game seven of warriors/rockets series was on at the same time as the game one of the stanley cup finals between vegas, the goaten knights. i grew up in vegas, i wanted to watch. i also didn't want to miss game seven. f

kimmel joked it looked more like a russian power lifter mid squat. she says that is now her favorite comparison. by the way, it is going to be updated. >> thank goodness. >>> i think you know by now the warriors lost and so did some vendors outside oracle arena. why the money you might be spending on fake merchandise may not be going where you think. >>> elon musk is saying tesla is john chiang's father came it'here with little money,on. but big dreams for a better future. now john has a chance to make history. a champion of the underdog, john took on wells fargo when it ripped off working families. and against the odds, he helped saved california from financial disaster during the great recession. ...leaving more to invest in progressive priorities like education, healthcare and affordable housing. john chiang. the proven, progressive leader we need for california's future. >>> now at 5:30, stop and look at your screen. this is a live look at the volcano disaster in hawaii as concerns gross aws and no end i sight. >>> you've probably seen vendors se

and now, take my word for it, here's jimmy kimmel!se ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks very much. hola, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you very much and thank you for coming. it's good to have you here. politely interacting. well, you know, last thing i

. >> we slept from "wheel" to "kimmel." >> we missed all those shows about black and asian families.> they're just like us. there. now you're all caught up. >> abc now has three months to figure out what to do. instead of "roseanne." that tuesday at 8:00 p.m. time slot was going to be the start of an entire night of special shows. "roseanne" was supposed to give a boost to all the the other shows. now that time slot's empty. >> so what about a "roseanne" spin-off? this meme featuring jackie's three-time emmy-winning portrayer laurie metcalf spread like wildfire yesterday. jackie. you watched it for her any way. coming to abc. >> are you available? >> yes, i am. >> so could a jackie spin-off actually happen? jimmy kimmel pitched his idea last night. >> i have an idea that makes this work for everyone. >> america's favorite working class family is back. with all the cast members you love. >> hey, dan. mr. conner. sir. >> coming to abc this fall. "dan." >> oh, come on! >> cnn's brian stelter says a spin-off show -- of some kind -- is not out of the question. >> i'm told by an abc source

. >> from all of >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- melissa mccarthy -- from "american idol" luke bryan -- and la dodger cody bellinger. and now for good measure, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. that's very nice. hello there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] please, please. that's very nice. i hope you had a good weekend. i hope it was present and restful. you know, it wasn't a pleasant and restful weekend for everyone. did you hear about that old very scarey volcano that erupted over the weekend? well, his name is rudy giuliani. [ laughter ] he was mayor of new york at one time. he is a lawyer now. and spokesperson for donald trump. >> if a man buys a suit, if a woman buys a dress, it cannot be considered a campaign contribution. now, this was for another purpose. and number two, the first one's enough. so -- yeah. i mean, that -- the retainer agreement. which turns out now -- that adds to -- $130,000. you haven't ask

president trump i >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, alden ehrenreich. from "life of the party" ben falcone. and music from 2 chainz featuring yg. and now, stay with me, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. welcome to hollywood. where -- i don't know if you heard about this but authorities here are on full alert tonight after a heist, a super heist. the lapd at this hour is investigating the disappearance of iron man's suit. the original iron man suit, the one robert downey skrr jr. wore stolen from a warehouse in pacoima, which is not too far from here. the suit's reportedly worth $325,000. police released this sketch of the suspect. if you see anyone who looks something like this, please notify local law enforcement. so far the only lead they have on the thief is that he's probably a huge nerd. so be on the lookout for that. [ laughter ] it's up to us to stop thanos now, and we need that suit to do it. president trump is on high alert too. the

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last night on "jimmy kimmel live!" she said it looked more like a russian power lifter, mid squat. >> let's take a look at their class. harris barton of the 9ers, that looks pretty good. matt cain from the giants, that looks good. we've got tim hardaway from the golden state warriors, that looks good, and then yours. >> they did say they would like to give it another chance, and i'm sure it will be great. >> will you give approval over it before they release the next one? >> they did say that that would be possible. >> you can watch "jimmy kimmel live!" week notes on abc 7. >>> it was supposed to be the big unveil in san francisco for the fully finished sales force tower. >> carl the fog had other ideas. abc news reporter kate larsen has the details. >> reporter: a symbolic switch for the sales force tower which for better or worse has become a symbol of a changing san francisco. sales force employees celebrating at 11,000 l.e.d. lights are turned on, glowing through a cloud of fog. san francisco artist jim campbell cr