to put an lol. come on.e we not had enough examples over the last couple years of what happens when you put something out on twitter? free speech is part of our constitution. you're free to say whatever it is that you want to say. you are not free from the consequences. and what he is saying unfortunately really reflects society's overall perspective on domestic violence. it's a joke. think about one of his tweets when he said that ray rice made a mistake. let's be clear. domestic violence is not a mistake. you just don't mistakenly knock your fiance out and drag her out of an elevator. you don't mistakenly intend to dominate her. >> certainly the woman being the aggressor continues to be a part of this conversation. and that women shouldn't provoke being hit by a man. what's your reaction? >> that's what troubles me so much. i think that's become a narrative and a false narrative in this whole situation. i female like it's a little bit historic. i think that it kind of places this devaluization on an africa

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question lol. welcome back now we are ringing new part two of my interview with reggie middleton see there it is the i'm an inventor of ultra coin i previously sat down with reggie discuss crypto currencies and recent tech news but in this part of our interview i asked him what his thoughts were on apple considering they've reached a new all time high here's what he had to say irrational exuberance the fact that i think a lot of people are not taking a very close look at apple's. pipeline of potential and actual products versus their competitors apple has stood management but it appears that one of the managers that was responsible for apple's significant rise is no longer there and that steve jobs and again i don't want to put too much weight on that because if steve jobs did his job correctly he put competent management emphasize himself but when i look at the apple pie apply i see the approaches beats at what i think is ridiculous premium you know more power to dr dre and everybody was a very go

lol. >> previously on lowell daabs. >> the president today is stepping forward to lead a fight against the islamic say the. against the islamic state. >> thank you. >> well, the thing is he has to stir up the base. i hate to be so blunt with you -- >> i can handle it. >> it is the perfect amount of happy days chortling. >> chortling? my broadcast chortling? that was beautiful. they are more gloomy than the baby boomy. mill 11 yell's trust is way lower than previous generations. new studies show 16% of high school gene yes, sirs -- of high school seniors can't be trusted. one-third of seniors felt that way. i do not trust the government as far as i can throw a car which is not very far at all. sounds like we need a pep talk with those we can trust and i know the person. >> welcome to teen corner. they have a strict no adults allowed policy. that is radical enough for this bad boy. i would like to share a letter with another fan and they are writing me con constantly. this is josh from denver. my son flew to new york city to attend a get rad with greg seminar. we haven't heard from him s

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il: lol authorities or police hand them over. it is a revolving oor.e way we're treating and now dot the ilegals. >>>yes, according to interews that have bee done by a border patrol intelligence, journalists and others people are telling us that they're coming because friends and family who are already here told them that nothing will happen to them and that they will be releed into the country. theyhave seen it happen to their friends nd family. ou bacally have to have been convicted of a serious crime to be subject to to immigrion enforcement. neil: no guarantee. very much appreciated. meanwhle, what i am about to say, something that will offend some of the right off the bat. let's go. why am i saying the name redskins? becau that is the team's name. next to my find out who is going through groups not only to not say the team's name but to say the team's name but to replace the team's logo ith [ breathing deeply ] [ inhales deeply ] [ sighs ] [ inhales ] [ male announcer ] at cvs health, we took a deep breath... [ inhales,xhales ] [ male announcer ]

let's raid mosul, lol. and then they saw the snowden thing. they said maybe we shouldn't e-mail each other. al-qaeda has been dhog stuff for years. what is the specific thing he released that lead to the rise of isis that we cannot now track? >> i think the actual nsa programs that show them -- sorry i didn't mean to touch you. being in contact with citizens is going back and forth. >> i am pretty sure they realize the communications will be monitored. >> pretty sure that sounds really confident. >> i want to get my national security information from a guy who says like. seriously though, you know. >> seriously. >> it is a good day for "red eye" when andy is wrong. it is an often occurrence, but i want to rub it in some more. it is a day tau base for things like -- it is a database for things like race. they implemented a campus wide on-line system that lets students and staff report incidents they seem dye yous and hateful. the school says it may include slurs, jokes or vandalism targeted at individuals. the reports will then be reviewed and

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fired gardener, lol." >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: that's not funny. >> steve: that's not funny at all.n's out of a job. >> jimmy: here's another one, "hey, check out my caviar bucket challenge video." [ laughter ] >> steve: hey! caviar bucket? >> jimmy: that's a lot of caviar. >> steve: that's an incredible amonut of money. >> jimmy: this next one says "just finished my first 10k, hoping to make another $10,000 this afternoon." [ laughter ] >> steve: that's adding insult to injury. >> jimmy: yeah; here's this last one, says, "nanny said my baby said his or her first word, #milestone." [ applause ] you can see the difference. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: clearly see the difference. >> steve: clearly. doesn't know if he has a boy child or girl child. >> jimmy: his or her. #milestone. >> steve: caviar bucket challenge. >> jimmy: milestone, yeah. i'm going to pay someone to cry for me later. [ laughter ] this is a weird story. a woman in the uk claims that a a talking barbie that she got for her daughter actually said a curse word. she claims the doll is saying, "what the f?" but other people

hitting women or think it is cool, put if she ain't tripping then i ain't tripping let's keep it moving, lolt that man play. later he tweeted that and apologized. >> were thought less, and without regard to the subject of domestic violence, and it's seriousness in society. now over at the san francisco 49ers, radio broadcaster is twoed for two games after he said this during a recent broadcast. now folks on social media are also asking about ray mcdonald, the defense i tack trillion the 49ers. he was arrested for allegedly assaulted his pregnant girlfriend, he played last sunday, and the team is standing behind him for now. and tony, folks are also weighing in on greg hardy, from the carolina panthers this summer, he is found guilty of assaulting his former girlfriend his lawyers are appealing he played last sunday, and will probably play this sunday. two panthers owners defending himself and the team. take a listen. >> when it comes to domestic violence, i stand firmly against domestic violence, plain and simple. >> the people are questioning what will happen with hardy with one journalist

lol, j.k. >> i hope he blows a hamstring tonight. that's not nice. >> clay matthews is a bitch.ot playing to your thug. chalk that thing the [ bleep ] off and get in there. >> malcolm smith, you just won the [ bleep ] award? i'm a super bowl mvp. who the [ bleep ] are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, nfl luminaries. tonight on the show, we have music from hunter hayes. taraji p. henson is here. and we'll be right back with sarah silverman. so, stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ eenie. meenie. miney. go. more adventures await in the seven-passenger lexus gx. see your lexus dealer. hi! can i help you? i'm looking for a phone plan. it has to be a great one, and i don't compromise. ok, how about 10 gigs of data to share, unlimited talk and text, and you can choose from 2 to 10 lines. wow, sounds like a great deal. so i'm getting exactly what i want, then? appears so. now, um, i'm not too sure what to do with my arms right now 'cause this is when i usually start throwing things. oh, that's terrifying at&t's best-ever pricing. 2-10 lines, 10 gigs of truly shareab

lol, j.k. >> i hope he blows a hamstring tonight. that's not nice. >> clay matthews is a bitch.ot playing to your thug. chalk that thing the [ bleep ] off and get in there. >> malcolm smith, you just won the [ bleep ] award? i'm a super bowl mvp. who the [ bleep ] are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, nfl luminaries. tonight on the show, we have music from hunter hayes. taraji p. henson is here. and we'll be right back with sarah silverman. so, stick around. [ cheers and applause ] make dinner about dancing, and add excitement to mealtime with a variety of food at petsmart. now, spend $60 on innova® or eukanuba® products and get $10 to use on your next qualifying purchase! petsmart®. nds] the wait is over for even faster internet. xfinity is now doubling the internet speed... ...on two of our most popular plans. xfinity continues to innovate, bringing you the fastest, most reliable internet...period. xfinity internet from comcast, now double the speed. tandscount these days.ake everyr count these days.hey have lotf thou to savehey have lots of ways for you to sav

lol. let that man play. george's becausoss, larry bird, the tweets were inappropriate.now you have a lot of thoughts on this. certainly let's talk about the kids. a lot of young kids are paul george fans and look up to him. how can a superstar like him fail to grasp the power of such an insensitive tweet? >> it's an interesting -- as far as kids are concerned, these are times right now as a parent i would suppose you need to sit them down. if you want to be a fan of an athlete, you have to realize these guys are not infallible. they're not always where we need to go to for some of our nuggets of wisdom. in the case of paul george, what he said sadly enough isn't what is shocking. during the course of this entire ray rice debacle, i have seen and heard those sentiments from a lot of people. what he actually said sadly i have heard it. as far as when someone like that does say it, it never fails to shock me because at the end of the day you want sponsors and you want to make extra money and get as much cash as you can during your nba career. staying stupid things in a soc

. >> i taylor once caught a football dot dot dot, lol, jk. >> michael strahan's teeth are having a middleool dance with a by standing on one side is of the room and the girl standing on the other. [ laughter ] >> you know, we could do that here one night. we could read our tweets. there is some good ones. thanks for inviting us into your home tonight. please don't forget to tune in tonight. 10:00 p.m. special. fox news reporting, 13 hours at benghazi, the inside story. this is the first time you are going to hear from these guys for the whole hour. that's it for this "special report," fair, balanced, and unafraid. greta goes "on the record" right now. >>> tonight, well, this is awful. there is disturbing news about isis. you might want to brace yourself for this one. yep, he is he from boston, another one. a tech savvy terrorists running the social media arm of isis. most like lay boston man who graduated from northeastern university and for the very latest fox news chief intelligence correspondent catherine herridge joins us. this is terrible. >> it is terrible, greta. this guys name is

two kansas voters, excuse me, two kansas voters receiving bat lols to the absentee voting act. >>> literally, what i just read to you, that's what they're sending. that's the clear instructions they're sending. that's what they want the ballot to be. that's what they want one of the ballots to be. of the couple of different kinds of ballots they're going to have people voting onto vote for senate in kansas and the two different kinds of ball lots might have different lists of candidates on them. and you're supposed to interpret that when you get that. you're, like, serving in germany. you're in the national guard when you get this with your ballot. and what exactly are you supposed to do? if ewe vote with the ballot that chris koeb puts in the mail to you tomorrow, with this disclaimer sent along with it, if you vote that ballot, and then chris koeb sends you a second ballot, which of your ball lots is he going to throw out? the first ballot that you sent? what if you didn't actually use the other one that he sent to you? what if you like the way you're going to vote when you see the one lis

. >> i could also do without lol, omg, imho. >> seth: that's where we part ways.ssential parts of my writing. and if you would give me your e-mail address you would see that. you would see that i use them in very effective ways. >> omg. >> seth: omg is right. [ laughter and applause ] thank you very much for being here. >> it's a pleasure. >> seth: it's such an honor to finally meet you. i'm such a fan. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> seth: stephen king, everyone. stephen king's "a good marriage" is available on-demand and opens in select theaters october 3rd. we'll be right back with james harden. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ bacardi family. the fire of 1880 couldn't stop us. nor did prohibition in the 1920's. or exile from our home country in the 60's. the bacardi family didn't just survive, we thrived. because true passion can't be tamed. whoa, whoa, whoa. let me see those pants! jennie: my pants? amy: the court orders that you pivot, as to see the pants. so you like to look good in pants, huh? where did these pants come from? jennie: old navy. amy: how m

know what he is thinking about he posted the statement from anheuser-busch with the words right there lol, okay alcohol company. followed that with selling poison on that high horse. then he said, domestic violence and alcohol damn near synonymous. now, he got hammered on twitter for that one. but, you know, that's what he thought. i guess he is kind of taking adrian peterson's side and that's -- and that's sense in the way he is saying an alcohol company shouldn't be bashing a guy's situation that adrian peterson is in. >> at this point in time, when tempers are flaring, emotions are high i know they are just trying to support their friends, don't you think they should, like, strive not to go on twitter or on social media? >> yeah. yeah. like reggie bush spoke out yesterday, his words were taken, you know, in the way he did not want them to be taken, i'm sure. i'm guessing a lot of people, teams are advising the players, hey -- not speak about. >> reggie bush exactly tweeted, new york said it on a radio show, right? was that where it was? >> he said he would harshly discipline his 1-year

lol, j.k. >> i hope he blows a hamstring tonight. that's not nice. >> clay matthews is a bitch.ot playing to your thug. chalk that thing the [ bleep ] off and get in there. >> malcolm smith, you just won the [ bleep ] award? i'm a super bowl mvp. who the [ bleep ] are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, nfl luminaries. tonight on the show, we have music from hunter hayes. taraji p. henson is here. and we'll be right back with sarah silverman. so, stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ make dinner about dancing, and add excitement to mealtime with a variety of food at petsmart. now, spend $60 on innova® or eukanuba® products and get $10 to use on your next qualifying purchase! petsmart®. ♪ ♪ you two day-dreaming? (millers, in unison) yes. (postal worker) about your victorian dream home? (mrs. miller) uh huh. (postal worker) or maybe a colonial home? (mr. miller) how did you... (postal worker) you have the new game from the pennsylvania lottery. (mr. miller) yeah, the new $1,000,000 instant jackpot! (mrs. miller) with 5 top prizes of $1,000,000. (postal worker) welc

that will now, good lol. thank you for.hat will outside, guys, "skycam 3", it doesn't get better than there is right? as we are wrapping up the summer season, officially here today, bright blue sky, frontal boundary has since passed through, so in atlantic city, everywhere else, temperatures taking little hit. it really does look like it will be a nice, looking day, little breezy out there, too, and here's y we get go next to storm scan3, see the retreat, more than anything, just this little batch of clouds, little bit every wet weather came with the frontal boundery, obviously now long gone, so the skies are clearing out nicely in its wake. that means, not only is it dry, but also going to cool down little bit. at best, low 70s this afternoon, high pressure continues to hold tough here on tuesday, so another beautiful day, as we officially usher in fall for the first full day. by wednesday, though, there will be area of low pressure trying to nudge north. i think it will bring in more clouds, but thursday we got to watch t

does lol mean?ere. >> but i'm not going to use it. >> you're going to hold back, okay. >> he doesn't want to know. >> willie says you want to live in the dark. >> trust me. trust me. >> i love that. >>> let's move on to some of the best video of the day. >> yes! >> shall we? >> you're going to laugh out loud, lol at this one, okay? check out what happened to the pee wee players, the mighty mites in upstate new york. they run through the banner. >> oh! >> that's not quite going as planned. >> keep coming, guys. someone has to stop. >> they're 6 and 7 years old. >> the guys in the back now are just -- >> that's what i love. >> just for fun. >> yeah. >> you have to start further away, right? you have to build up momentum. >> we started it too late. any time they run through, it's a big buildup. here we come. the first guy just runs into a wall. >> and i'm just jumping on top. >> they didn't really hold it like they should have stretched it out. they won the game, by the way, 24-0. >> have you ever done

and trying to clean it up, and ending it with a tweet that had the words "lol" in it, i'm not sure what about it. is there a broader issue in the leagues in general? or if you don't have people who think this stuff is a big deal that you really can't internally investigate it? >> well, obviously in the nfl, being macho and a tough guy and being able to withstand any kind of adversity is what is treasured by these teams. and, of course, that has a downside when these players are off the field and trying to live their lives. >> and, jim, last question to you. is it possible that even after an internal investigation, even after the nfl feels it's wrapped it up that there could be some additional legal problems facing ray rice? we've now seeing he's no longer drinking, attempting to clean things up about himself personally. could he face additional, potential legal problems? >> well, probably not. because the district attorney has, you know, already made their decision. so i'd say that's pretty unlikely. but joy, you made the comment earlier that congress may investigate. and that could cha

lol, anheuser-busch issues strong statement. domestic violence and alcohol damn near sin anonymous. this one, everybody is just riding the media wave. there have been tons of dpesic violence cases throughout the years. where was all the support then? it's political. that's what i want to touch on, peter, because this is what gets under my skin. okay? >> yeah. he might have a point here because a lot of companies are pumping their chest saying, yeah, we don't stand for child abuse or domestic abuse. of course, you don't stand for child abuse. what kind of statement is that? if anheuser-busch really wanted to -- they wouldn't talk. they would stop their sponsorship with the nfl, which is a $1.2 billion sponsor. >> no one could have predicted the ray rice situation and the adrian peterson situation. should we hear from roger goodell? >> absolutely. it needs to be some consistency. the commissioner put in a policy saying your first domestic violence infraction, you get an automatic six-game suspension. how come that hasn't happened with ray rice? why is it indefinite? he came down with

don't you think that's kind of evil, lol. is the true religion. >> photos appearing to celebrate terrorism with usama bin laden, pictures of beheadings, pictures of the twin towers on fire. same with statue of liberty, a sign saying islam will dominate the world. freedom can go to hell. do you think this is a normal guy? >> also, he had been trying to radicalize and have members of his co-workers join him in this crusade. he was trying to get them to convert to islam on a repeated basis and members that he worked with had said to other authorities hey, this is concerning me. >> that's not enough this is his facebook page jah''keem yisrael. president obama's sideline telling muslims they are not muslims. one of the federal officials called his facebook page, quote: provocative. that's the understatement of the year saying it included a photo of usama bin laden, facebook page appearing to be nolen one depicting a heading. nope indication that no one was copying the beheading of jihadistst in syria. adding they are treating this

redirected to a rick video, you can thank 4chan for coming up with that prank. 4chan users popularize lolhelped the amateur video chocolate rain go viral. ♪ chocolate rain ♪ >> reporter: but 4chan users also hacked sarah palin's personal e-mail account and they spread rumors that steve jobs had died of a heart attack some three years before he died of cancer. nick bilton says that's not the worst of it. >> there's one section of the site that's just a mish mosh of everything evil on the internet. from pictures of dead people in car accidents to porn. >> reporter: while some say it's innocuous, others aren't fit for work. too obscene or racist to show on television. >> they send to say pretty much whatever they want and there are no repercussions to that. >> reporter: users are drawn to the anonymity by the message board, in fact the hack group anonymous started out as 4chan visitors. the site was created in 2003 by christopher poole when he was just 15. at a ted conference four years ago, poole explained why it's important for 4chan users to remain anonymous. >> they're in danger because

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. >> lol is -- >> laughing out loud. >> wt -- i won't say it. that you think are prescript for your age group. >> senior citizens. what did your doctor do to your facebook? >> it's hard to even say. dmmlimnwd. >> don't make me laugh. i'm not wearing depends. >> perfect. you got that right. >> good way to start the morning. >> wai. >> where am i? >> you've had to use that one a few times? >> this morning. >> tkdc. the kids didn't call. >> right. >> and finally dtlsty. does this look swollen to you? >> these are things that i find most people my age are saying now. >> i could use a few of these. you should have an app. you write so emotionally and so beautifully about the love of your life of 44 years, your wife, janice. she does not get talked about enough, in my opinion. >> thank you. >> she really doesn't. i've met her. i've had the pleasure. >> sure. >> what has she meant to your career? >> everything. and to my life. to my career, she has been the lead in my shoes, and keeping me on the ground and making it possible for me to go off and do wh