santa claus is a better deal than god in every respect except there is no santa claus. >> host: p.j. o'rourke is our guest and will with us now for 40 minutes to take your qualifies. we'll put the seven -- take your calls. we rule put in the numbers on the screen we want to hear from you. >> you did mention you have enjoyed this political season more than any other. what is particularly caught your eye? sunny don't know if "enjoyed" is the right word. i am a political humorist, and it's almost impossible to be fun 'er than this campaign has been. they really failed to organize the weather. it's a political satirist in a campaign that is fullly self-sat tarrizing. i'mly political commentator and can't get a word in edgewise with trump around. i'm full of indignation about this campaign, and i'm unemployed. i'm out of work. >> host: america is the world's policeman, you write. all right. a big dumb mick flatfoot in the middle of one thing cops dread the most, domestic disturbance. >> guest: well, don't we have -- again, i wrote that years ago and it's one of those things -- there's so

i hope he's not watchin in santa claus and it's so lovely. we get the flour and the footprints and put the trail out for santa. >> jimmy: what do you leave for santa? >> the boys know what to do. they just go and get the it out. >> jimmy: you leave wine for santa? >> yeah. or beer or a little cocktail. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't that? >> jimmy: no. it's milk and cookies for santa. he's driving. [ applause >> jimmy: yet you have two college students doing shots, destroying -- what kind of country is this? >> jimmy: well, it's as is what it is. >> any sort of santa that's been leading up to that zenith you need a bit of cooking wine or a beer or -- >> jimmy: maybe at that point his journey when he's with us, it's earlier on or -- i don't know whoa gets to first. because i thought he was in the north pole. yes? >> no. he's in the south pole. >> jimmy: santa's not in the >> oh, yes, he is. >> jimmy: you've got a different santa you guys are working with. a fat -- >> the beard. >> hat. reindeer. >> jimmy: i think you may have the one from th

. >> she even prayed for santa claus. her parents told her it was time to go to bed on sunday night. they wanted to watch the game so they put her to bed early. they heard her talking on the monitor there and recorded on prayers. amen. >> she prayed for her parents, her grandmother and santa claus. and finished by mentioned her parents again and concluded with a big amen. that is precious. i can't wait for to you tell me what you hear on your monitor. >> all i hear right now is crying. unfortunately that's all we get. when they start to talk, it's fun. >> sometimes we hear -- no, we only hear crying. he's so happy but when he's hungry. >> here is a look at our temperatures as you are heading out the door. pahrump it's chilly at 32 right now. going to be chilly to start off but much improved conditions this afternoon. highs in the low 60's. we'll have your complete >> krystal: if you like casinos you don't want to be on the list 5:00. >> a huge crash shutting down a local intersection. we'll tell you what understand a live

in the video recorded on the family's baby monitor, she prays for grandmother to santa claus. uber drivers seems to be a trend... that's why the company has introduced a new way to handle unruly passengers. and u-n-r has just introduce 'zipcar' to nevada students. how the company says this could save students a lot of money. that's next on kolo 8 news now. with high pressure over the region today and thursday. the next system will impact the region early friday and this weekend. rain, high elevation snow and gusty winds on friday with snow levels lowering and significant snow likely in the higher elevations of the sierra for the weekend. forecast remains on track for the end of the week, with high confidence in a winter storm impacting the area. biggest areas of uncertainty are the timing of a cold front forecast to move through the region friday night and techbytes: a new "boost mobile" app will show you ads on your device's screen -- sometimes -- when you unlock the phone, in return, customers will get five dollars credit each month. it's only ava >>> hey, there. how far wou

i give milk to santa claus. >> no, my son went at midnight. >> jimmy: he did? >> we got the millennium first in the southern hemisphere and we probably got "star wars" before it was even made. >> jimmy: oh, you did get it before everybody else. screening and it was so exciting, you know, when the scroll came up and everyone cheered. it was a real event. >> jimmy: did you love the old "star wars" movies? or did you -- >> i'm old enough to remember them, yes. >> jimmy: me too. i remember going to the first one -- >> you mean the old new ones or -- >> jimmy: the old real -- the good ones. >> no, it gets really confusing because when people talk about the first -- when i talk about the first "star wars" movies my sons are talking about the middle. >> jimmy: because that's the order -- kids don't know what's going on. well, you have a drunk santa claus. who can blame them? [ laughter ] we're going to take a break. when we come back, we'll see a clip from -- once again you're nominated for a golden globe. we'll be right back. huh. introducing centrum vitamints. a bra

we believe in santa claus. it's a christian country. there, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you have the same traditions we have here there? >> we do. my dad was american. but we -- our youngest is 7. i hope he's not watching because he believes in santa claus and it's so lovely. we get the flour and the footprints and put the trail out for santa. >> jimmy: what do you leave for santa? >> the boys know what to do. they just go and get the cooking wine and pour it out. >> jimmy: you leave wine for santa? >> yeah. or beer or a little cocktail. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? . >> you don't that? >> jimmy: no. it's milk and cookies for santa. he's driving. [ applause ] he's driving animals. >> jimmy: yet you have two college students doing shots, destroying -- what kind of country is this? >> jimmy: well, it's a country of hypocrites is what it is. >> any sort of santa that's been leading up to that zenith that's christmas eve you need a bit of cooking wine or a beer or -- >> jimmy: maybe at that point it's earlier on or -- i don't know whoa gets to first.

he was wearing a santa claus hat. he had a blue jacket, ans, and i think it was gray sneakers. >> reporter: what he really wanted was locked up in a fridge. botox, loto of it. up to $20,000 worth. the unidentied man grabbed syringes and all the botox he could find and filled up a trash can. >> huge demand for botox and it's actually the number one aesthetiti product that is performed in the u.s. therefore, you can only get it if you're a physician. >> reporter: dr. rodriguez said in miami there's a huge black market for botox and that could lead to shady and unsafe treatments. >> this is where you see a lot of people who are injecting botox in their garages, and people's homes, and you almost wonder how did they get ahold of this product. >> reporter: if you know anything about this, or recognize the man in the video, you could be eligible for a cash reward if you call crimestoppers with information that could help police. reporting live in coral gables, jamie garolla, nbc 6 news. >>> a trial date is set for a man try

. >> can't forget santa claus that was always a part of our nighttime prayers as a kid. santa claus. >> the sweetest thing ever. >> that's sweet. >> you know me i am looking at baby monitor. >> you have like a high tech one. >> i do. i can look from work at the baby monitor. >> wait until he starts talking. >> i know. >> who will be eavesdropping. >> you have your prayers. >> same one every night had the list to make sure i was on >> we need to check forecast. >> have you heard ethan running mom. >> yeah he has mama and dada. >> he will be on that and much more soon enough. current temperatures in the lower 40s out the door right now a warm start. by january standards. typically in the morning, we should be in the 20s. so it's warm. 36 in worcester and cooler there. a bit of a wind but the real feel is upper 20s in the coldest spots so we can handle this. 35 in boston couple showers out there right now. let's zoom into the northern side of them through plymouth back down in the south side of middleboro and freetown moving to the east southeast. and there's light showers

. >> thank you, santa claus. thank you, my daddy. thank you, my mommy and pop. amen. >> amen. >> amen, little baby. she's just 2 years old. >> and so apparently her parents put her to bed early because they wanted to watch the rest of the panthers game. you were saying earlier, because -- >> that did it. that did it so she might need to be put to bed early come super bowl night. >> yeah. >> she did this all by herself for two minutes, and she was giving thanks for her grandparents, her grandfather, even santa claus. >> yeah. >> i was saying to you earlier kids are used to routine, and so she was just following her routine even if her parents forgot the prayers thatnight. >> her parents were busy watching the game. >>> you got to file this under don't try this at home. a spanish bullfighter, francisco riviera, posted photos on instagram showing himself in action right there. but do you catch it? look at the picture right there. he's holding his baby daughter. now rivera is being investigated for child abuse, endangering the child. why, kendis? why would you do th

quite a santa claus rally for australian shares. counting down to the opening in .apan the yen more or less unmoved. one market is closed in the region. new zealand still enjoying an extended new year holiday. it is the first day of a brand-new trading year. not much has changed in china. that to speed economy. manufacturing is continuing to weekend but services are continuing to gain strength. steve: same old story. pmi coming in with contractions just below 50. let's bring up the bart chart. five straight months below 50 for the pmi. basically five straight months on the downside. we had some stimulus, and the first part of the year. the stock market rally in june. now we have had that streak of five straight months. the longest streak of contraction since 2009. this is the old drivers of growth. they are trying to rebalance this. not too much of a surprise. we had six interest-rate cuts in the last year and a month. targeted stimulus measures. not really feeding into the old drivers of growth. the best we can say is we've seen th

she included santa claus, smart girl planning for this year, come on. >>> coming up next, for ran tollhy are they in our studios and how close will we get to them, coming up. >>> also ahead steven tyler stops in philadelphia to sit down with our own vittoria wood tolly talk about his next project. this is something we have never seen him do before. also this. >>> donald trump fights back against "fox news" i'm don champion with a reason why the republican presidential front runner is boycotting >>> good morning. we are following a developing story this morning. a local teenager is under a arrest abe accused of making an on line threat against her classmates. we are live with what it means for classes today. >>> i don't know what you expect me to do do you want me to go down there with a mop? >> governor christie makes criticism after his mop joke did not go over well with flooded new jersey shore resident. now he has something else to say, and, wet start to your day but that rain is moving out and something else is moving in. >>> good morning, it is wednesday, january 27th i'm erika vo

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. >> my mommy and santa claus, amen. >> she is saying her bedtime prayers. her parents put her to bed sunday night and they heard her she is saying her prayers. for mommy, daddy, her grandparents and of course santa claus. she's thinking ahead. she's smart. >> if you ever need an excuse, we have you covered. today is national chocolate cake day. i love cake. it is almost rude it falls in january because everyone has the new years resolution to cut down on sweets. today is the day dedicated to chocolate cake. you can have a slice or two or the whole thing. >> we need to go find some cake. >> national cake day. love my cake. >> we all have our sweet >> we love cake and ice cream. >> that is wednesday for you. remember you can head to our website for all the news and weeinger and join us on the cw and maybe we'll talk more national cake day. we'll be back with you of that group of protestors occupying a federal building in oregon shot during a roadside

this year ain't making it, down 2.3%, the santa claus rally. by the way, last year was down 3% as well. it's been a long time since we have had two years back to back where the so-called santa claus rally is not working. now we get to the january effect, other silly wall street -- >> we are off to a roaring start there as well. >> that's not working, either. basically things are not exactly going in the traditional way so far in 2016. >> as we reprice risk getting ready for whatever the federal reserve will do this year. you think about it, five years of a rally, a lot of it because of the liquidity provided by the federal reserve, they will start to nudge the punch bowl, you have to know they will be repricing risk. >> a bigger concern for me is profit margins. we had record profit margins, 10.5% last year, started coming down towards the end of the year, maybe 10.1%, that's one of the main costs of the whole market, that and a the federal reserve liquidity, that's what i will be watching. next week we will start talking about profit as well a

. >> thank you for santa claus. thank you for my daddy. thank you for my mommy. barbara: little sutton prayed for two minutes before finishing with that big amen. facebook and it has been shared thousands of times. john: i that mom and dad will again. are terrible parents. they are not, but you think like that when something like that happens. barbara: it's a good thing if you are panthers fan. don: today is shaping up to be not much of a change. throughout the day and throughout tomorrow. the weekend. we will see temperatures this afternoon from 48 degrees and a little bit of light rain around. scattered. much of it. is down east. looking into downtown raleigh, we have got 46. 51% humidity and a north wind at five miles per hour. a live look in to argue has 46 under cloudy skies. durham checks and under cloudy skies. fayetteville has cloudy skies as well. the temperature right now running at 52 with a north wind at five miles per hour. take a look at temperatures across the region and everybody in the 40's north of

when they asked him why, he reportedly told them quote he did it because he was santa claus. he laughing, again, after hearing this read in open court. >> i did it because i just like i'm just like santa claus. >> the drivers weren't laughing. the three women told police he threat end them, saying he was an object, and during his arrest police recorded his blood alcohol level at .12. his record in massachussetts also has assault and bad ri charge dismissed in 2012. he's currently charged as a final from justice on a court warrant for making threats and disorderly conduct in connecticut. his record there including an alleged standoff with police in 2014. >> he threat toned kill officers there. >> he was held on just over $17,000 bail and police have said there was never a threat to gillette stadium or the winter classic. crystal hurricanes, -- haynes. vanessa: a man is in custody for a stabing in berry. prosecutors say he stabbed a 32-year-old man in his car. a woman was also hurt. fox25 told you that stabbing had late saturday night. griffin has been charged with two counts o

when they asked him why, he reportedly told them, quote, he did it because he santa claus. bronson latching again after hearing this read in open court. >> i did it because i just i'm just like santa claus. >> reporter: the drivers weren't laughing. the three women told police bronson then threatened them saying he was quote loading his gun, waichg an object, and during his arrest police recorded his blood alcohol level at .12. >> she stated that she experienceed fear that could have been at the barrel of a gun. >> reporter: he's also charged with a fugitive from justice. on a warrant, a court warrant for making threats and disorderly conduct in connecticut. what i learned at six. vanessa: the man accused of dragging a state trooper is held on bail. robert is charged with multiple crimes after police say a trooper tried to pull him over saturday night. he's accused of driving off with the trooper hanging on for several feet before speeding away. police caught up with him and arrested him on charges including assault on a police officer. portsmouth new hampshire police tryin

she looked down from the roof and saw santa claus standing in the snow and watching her. she gave them a nice wave to show them she had things under control. i hope that when children read my book that they'll know they are strong willed and believe in the problem and get the job done. if they believe in themselves, they can do it. >> so give the gift of reading this season with this delightful holiday story for kids. >> hi, i'm author suzanne sumner ferry. happy holidays, america. >>> don't go away. we'll be right back with more "happy holidays america." >>> closed captioning provided by -- it seems that every year, we have to watch out for different types of germs. which is why it's important for your wipes to kill a broad spectrum of germs. lysol wipes kill 99.9% of germs, including 8 different types of cold and flu viruses. to help protect your family... lysol that. with a whole-roasted hazelnut, delicate crisps, and layers of rich, creamy chocolate, they're twice the size of the kisses chocolates you love. say more with new kisses deluxe. i'm thankful for helping han

>> he's dressed as santa claus. wanted to go to mexico and we surprised him and we told him to just pack bathing suits and flip-flops but we actually took him up north where it was very cold.ed him another suitcase with just a santa costume in it. and that's all he had to wear all weekend. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> so we were -- yeah.und. and people were very afraid of our group. >> jimmy: i would think they would be, yeah. >> they stayed away from us. yeah. u're very funny in this new movie. >> "dirty grandpa." called "dirty grandpa." >> jimmy: how would you describe you're attracted to robert de niro. >> that's right. >> jimmy: how old is robert de niro? >> jimmy: i'm sorry, bob.x with him on film. >> well, i did, so. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and describe that experience.ovie is -- my character of lenore ve story. we're soul mates, you know. i'm going to spring break with my friends.ro's character lies and says he's a professor and my character has an obsession with having sex with a professor.d i'm going to [ bleep

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she looked down from the roof and saw santa claus standing in the snow and watching her. she gave them a nice wave to show them she had things under control. i hope that when children read my book that they'll know they something enough, they can fix the problem and get the job done. if they believe in themselves, they can do it. >> so give the gift of reading this season with this delightful holiday story for kids. >> hi, i'm author suzanne sumner ferry. happy holidays, america. >>> don't go away. we'll be right back with more "happy holidays america." >>> closed captioning provided by -- it seems that every year, we have to watch out for different types of germs. which is why it's important for your wipes to kill a broad spectrum of germs. lysol wipes kill 99.9% of germs, including 8 different types of cold and flu viruses. to help protect your family... introducing kisses deluxe chocolates. with a whole-roasted hazelnut, delicate crisps, and layers of rich, creamy chocolate, they're twice the size of the kisses chocolates you love. say more with new kisses deluxe. i'm

men in dubuque received a donation from a unexpected person today. 9-year-old avery heiar asked santa claus for a number of things for christmas. one of those items was money for the hundred dollar bill showed up under the tree on christmas morning, avery dubuque rescue "he's been asking a lot lately about donating to the poor. he wants to earn money by shoveling sidewalks or doing something where he can get money to donate to the poor. " directors say they will use avery's donation to serve 50 free meals to those in need. a former hawkeye running back weighs in on whether iowa can turn it around at the rose bowl. first, iowans at the rose bowl will have a cold homecoming, justin... stay with your 24 hour news this weekend's weather will be pretty typical for the beginning of january. we'll have overnight lows in the teens and highs in the middle to upper 20s both saturday and sunday. the sky is going to be partly to mostly sunny each day as well. slightly cooler air moves in on monday as temperatures drop a few degrees, but we'll climb right back and be in the lower 30s for the second half

you have santa claus, mall cops, and anne hathaway's effeminate "he said whaaat? ( ) i'm perfect casting for it. let's go. but i worry about how this hot santa is going to get work after december 25. a new study has found that being good looking can hurt a man's career because the people in charge of hiring see attractive men as a threat. yeah! so if you're a man who was recently hired for a new job, congratulations. you're hideous. ( applause ) i really think there is some truth to this study. i thought about it. i looked around the office and i realized that i only hire guys that are much uglier than i am. isn't that true, gavin on camera one? isn't it true camera two, marco? right, trevor? ( applause ) don't worry, guys. you have great personalities. they have. our guests are on the show? you know him from "ed." "he's just not that into you." the brilliant, delightful mr. justin long is here tonight. >> hey, james. >> james: who have you got back there in your room with you? who is that? >> you know how these greenrooms. agents. my people. >> james: really? >> m

a formidable fighter, but don't count out his opponent: santa claus. according to the bible, santa tips the scales at 5'7", 310 pounds, full of jelly, can travel fast enough to visit every good boy ogirl in a single night. his powerful allies include an army of elf slaves; sentient, flying deer; and the coca-cola corporation. weaknesses: type ii diabetes, and tim allen's roof. okay, paul. santa versus thanos. i think thanose walks away with this immediately. he used the infinite gauntlet. what say you? >> you are living in a fantasy world. >> stephen: yes, i am. i am living in a fantasy world and thanose rules it. >> i don't think so. you never doubt santa. you don't go all the way around the world in one night unless you know how to crack the whip. >> stephen: but santa, santa is-- santa he's a jolly old elf. he's not a mindless cig machine like thanose is. >> you don't know how many ees he has killed in his workshops. nobody has kept an eye on that upon man. he could be a mad man the other 364 ys of the year. besides, santa always gets it done, never